mark edition
cara
>>69238317
obsessive
>>69238317
>cata (62)
christ
anime
>>69238317
source my good man?
>>69238317
fuck off
>>69238338
>>69238347
how new?
>>69238317
this 2bh
whensa your dolmio day
>>69238370
I'm not new, I'm just looking out for caralad's health
>had the oneitis over
>finally worked up the nerve to kiss her
>start making out
won't go into more details, but let's just say victoria's secret ain't a secret no more ;-)))
Can you get pregnant through your butthole
going sleep now night
>>69238373
faggot trying to fit in I see
>>69238367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3vPr7p7uWs
>>69238370
been here for two years you bitch
>>69238317
whats this from
>>69238347
>cata
did you just type that out
>>69238386
>let's just say victoria's secret ain't a secret no more ;-)))
don't understand what you meant by this?
>>69238402
yes
the letters are next to each other
Yeah yeah yeah I'm still about
>>69238414
good
>>69238403
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria's_Secret
>Victoria's Secret is an American designer, manufacturer and marketer of women's premium lingerie
>>69238414
umm about my cd's can i have those back please
>>69238414
Don't care
Don't care at all
big fan of are Nige desu lads
>>69238413
you realise you could have just highlighted it...
>>69238414
TEEEEEMPZ
>>69238424
explain further
>>69238386
>>69238424
so her name is Victoria??
Why are white people so emasculated at the sight of me?
>>69238445
yes
>>69238361
leaf I watched the first two eps of flip flappers, bit poor so far I have to say but I'll carry on soon
feel like having a party, anybody fancy coming round my house? :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mac6Cqset5E
im crying
>>69238456
because you're a sissy testosterone vacuum
>>69238377
ragu > dolmio
>>69238481
did a small howl at this
hey
there was no cane in citizen kane!
>>69238456
you probably look weird or something
>>69238481
creasing
you fucking muppet
>>69238476
>La
ah yes the singaporean city of Liverpool
>>69238472
Yeah sure
*crashes my private jet straight through your house*
oopsie
>>69238470
it picks up at episode 3
>>69238386
one of the best posts ive read in the month of december
tonight was a prime example of why i stay in my house most of the time
>footie was shite
>pub was lacklustre
>overpaid by 2 entire pounds the taxi home
>>69238481
ABSOLUTE CRUMPET
Should've been a soldier lads
>When your friends post pictures of them doing stuff together on facebook
ah yes the so-called "depression"
need an english crumpet of a wife leds
>>69238529
go on then
>>69238509
i'll be honest i didn't know that was a scouse thing
i thought everyone abbreviated lad
>>69238450
>>69238454
that brekky was boss la
>>69238525
>Villa
>>69238481
howled at this
well done
FUck lads
tinder date tonight with a yank girl
EEEEEeeepp!!!! hahaahah
>>69238476
>tfw you thought you made friends in freshers week but then they all went off and ditched you
>>69238481
you fucking capri sun
>>69238567
SHANT
>>69238525
>footie was shite
did you really expect a game against leeds to be entertaining s mh
>>69238565
i don't get it
>>69238586
At least you made friends in freshers week
have a feeling the queen is dead lads
Will NEVER EVER EVER get tired of people shouting 'come on tim' at Andy Murray
after learning more about ireland, I absolutely can't stand republicans lads
they're all insufferable leftie shits
gotta go see ar kid in the ozzy la
>>69238586
Nobody ever stays friends with the people from Freshers. You make your better friends as the year wears on.
It's going to be okay, lad.
gf is going on a date with an Aussie
the best plan is she films their sex so I can watch
fuck off WOOLS
2017 MISSION: get an Asian gf, or at least have sex with an Asian girl
>>69238623
especially if it's in an exasperated voice
I'm going de asda for some scran la
>>69238643
They literally ditched me after the first week
I want a Yank boyfriend :3
my bfs gf is going on a date with an australian man
can't wait to see the footage
getting another cider
>>69238603
it was entertaining desu
a 1-1 draw and the prospect of two away games in a row in which im not going to leaves a bad taste in my mouth
also still literally dont have a midfield
>>69238688
Are you an Asian girl?
>>69238481
absolute scone
going de asda for some scran
anyone want anything
>>69238586
Normies move in packs, freshers is the time when normies form the optimal packs for them and the unneeded runts are excluded, once that happens there's no hope for you, quite literally.
>>69238688
Are a cute boy?
still waiting on me grades
thinking it'll be january now, can't see professors putting up grades over NYE
this tinder girl literally has 4000 followers on instagram
i dont even have instagram
EEeeEEEPPp hahahaha lol
>de asda
what is wrong with scousers
>>69238623
kek the entire crowd at the gabba and mcg were shouting "nice garry" to nathan lyon because there was an afl player named garry lyon
is uni just irritating normie cunts?
Do you lads think your siblings would kill you for a very large sum of money
>>69238736
pics
need an aussie gf
>>69238736
don't be shy la
offer her the ol' lickaroo
>>69238756
nah there's a few boring fuckers like you as well
>mid table in the fucking championship
need a continental euro gf
i wish to get a gf so that i can upregulate my oxytocin production
i have a severe deficiency in that hormone
>26,000 fans at home in the Premier League
a LOT of the girls on /r/AsiansGoneWild/ seem to be into bumplay lads, never knew this about asian girls, an intriguing development
>korean billy is a fucking red nonce
dropped
oh fuck i left ar kid in de asda while i was getting some scran la
>>69238763
here's one I like, it's country singer and pop sensation Ricky Nelson playing guitar in his backyard pool - unknown photographer
>>69238770
don't jynx me cun'
ate a whole roll of liquorice
can feel a massive, wet poo brewing and I am NOT liking it
>>69238813
they all say that but then when you try put an 8 inch dick in their arse it's another story
>>69238824
good lid
also this yank tinder girl flies back to Orange County in 3 days but is coming back a few months later
sounds like she's proper loaded ahahah i'm legitimately poor aha lol
>>69238824
want some liqourice now
>>69238842
but they won't mind a cheeky finger
>>69238864
post a pic already
>>69238821
thought this was that one columbine pic at first glance
>>69238303
>tfw find video of girl you know with fucking machine
>tfw really shoddily done
fuck sake
doing a wee
>>69238303
Who here wants to plunge Europe back into the 17th century with me?
>>69238824
literally poisoning yourself
angry pissed
gonna do a sleep
goodbye cruel world
whats the post-game analysis of your 2016? what did you do right and what could you have done better?
asking myself this for the new year 2bh
>>69238896
any NRx man in
need to ask this girl out but I'm barely around the town she's living in at the moment so it makes it difficult
>>69238896
t. Catholic
>>69238885
Blackmail her for a live performance
just ate not one but two bags of ready salted crisps
>this is a 10/10 in britain
>12th winner of the xfactor, 100's of millions of views on jewtube
Louisiana seems absolutely grim
>>69238866
wish I didn't eat so much
on my birthday I scoffed 2 bars of Cadbury that my mum sent up and I was to scared to go to my halls toilet out of fear that someone would hear my explosive pooing
>>69238898
all natural made from locally sourced NZ ingredients CUNT
>>69238932
not sure what he meant by this
>>69238932
Never seen or heard of her
>>69238929
Tried this once before and couldn't bring myself to do it, felt too guilty
>>69238929
she opens says that she does cam shows so she wont care that much i imagine, dumb bitch used the same name lol
>>69238938
Its probably 10x better than here
ar kid just ate all mi fucking scran la, gonna send him to the ozzy i swear on mi mum's grave la
>>69238947
>locally sourced NZ ingredients
rip in peace mate
>>69238947
congratulations, you JUSTed yourself
the highway's alive tonight
nobody's fooling nobody as to where it goes
i'm sittin down here in the campfire light
with the ghost of old tom joad
>>69238920
idk
>>69238924
you are actually correct
dont have a oneitis because i lack exposure to the world outside my room
>>69238896
ummm i think america has that covered by electing drumpf XDD
>>69238998
this lol but as soon as Uni starts up I'll fall in love with every 7/10 I see
>>69238947
>whole roll off licorice
I ate this entire bucket on christmas day
>>69239036
231
>>69239036
2,1,3
>>69239028
banter mate I got the exact same thing from my brother
mine lasted till the 27th though
>>69239036
231
>>69239036
2,3,1
https://youtu.be/XF5FjTyBUUY
this looks fugging ebin but i don't trust french engineering
>>69238998
I have a oneitis
Pic related
>>69239010
I just got out of the army, own my own apartment, just starting uni
all the grills belong to me
>>69239036
all at once
>>69238932
>born 1998
>18 yo
;_;
>>69239036
I don 't know why are they all driving on the wrong side
>>69239078
nah mate
>>69238998
after high school i didnt have any oneitses so i made my way into the world of waifus
give that a try, its really autistic
lol
>football in the midlands
What type of person does the 'year abroad' studying at uni?
Turbo normie billionaires?
>two nights in aston
>literally won 0
>>69239074
would heem you instantly if you stepped within 10 feet of me
>>69239059
>>69239028
fat cunts
>>69239062
mong
>>69238387
>what is an anovaginal fistula
>>69238970
>yankboos
>>69239110
jijwatmaat
want to move to bristol but it unironically has the worst accent in the uk
desire to live in Birmingham in 1918
fresh back from the Western Front
>>69239113
What the fuck are you talking about? have you seen how fucking ugly this place is
Aston Villa are irrelevant
theory: girls only comment on a boy's eyelashes if they think that they are otherwise butt ugly to look at
>>69239118
right has precedence
>>69239094
anyone that wants to
stop over thinking shit you boring cunt
>>69239144
speak for yourself mate i'm 6'4 and have shagged 39 birds
>>69239124
Does Bristol even have an accent, I thought it was just generic southern
>>69239144
not as nice as your native home of pakistan?
>>69239124
>what is scouse
>what is geordie
cat has been sleeping on my bed like 7 hours now
>>69238970
>>69239144
t.
>>69239157
mong
*passes away*
>>69239161
cant tell if this is srs
>>69239093
did a wank to her yesterday
pictured cumming on her scarf and making her lick it off
hnnnnnnnng
NEED a british bangladeshi gf
>>69239205
*catches and sprints down the wing*
*scores a try*
>>69239208
another exciting game of soccer!
it would be cool to like
be on a moonlit beach with a gf right now
woah ..........................
gook moot crashed the (You)conomy
all (You)s are dotted lines under your post number now
>>69239104
I am best mma fighter in nZ
>>69239219
you sound like a weak willied runt
>>69239223
delet
>>69239187
thats the way most species of felines say that they want to fuck
>>69239237
that doesn't MAKE sense
>>69239237
poor people beget poor people and poor people are stupid, so...
*Transcends to a higher dimension*
i want to heem the lot of you tbqh, lads. ngl
For about eight years I consistently have 1 hiccup at random points throughout the day. It's really annoying.
Genuinely could not fucking care for football outside of the Euros and World Cup
its so fucking boring and pointless otherwise, would rather watch paint dry
>>69239205
haha what is 2016 like
>>69238821
Good taste.
https://youtu.be/UdJbPi83G3g
>>69239272
ah yes
the just world fallacy
>>69239273
um you forgot to pur on your jacket
>>69239237
that's what scholarships are for you lazy peasants
>>69239223
>soccer
FOY
>>69239237
Bet this was written by some cunt going to uni. on the money his parents collect from the houses they originally bought for pennies in the 90s and now rent out for thousands a month
>>69239272
>beget
new word
>>69239237
bit fucking rude of them, storing the cure to cancer inside their skull without letting anyone else know
>>69239237
the only thing trapped in minds of poor people are more tumors and lots of shit
>I w-will defend the w-white race
i'm poor leave me alone please
>>69239308
it's a perfectly cromulent word
How to get a bf?
Really cute boy at work who smiles at me and I KNOW he's gay
reckon there's a cure for almost all diseases, including aging, but releasing them to the general public wouldn't be profitable and/or would destroy our societies
>>69239317
ugly face
would not fuck
>>69239161
yeah they speak an annoying summerset westcuntry dialect, i have to deal with a company in bristol for my job and it's fucking annoying
surely you have heard it, hampshire is pretty close
>>69239185
scouse is awful i'll give you that
geordie is unironically a god tier comfy accent, although it's much better on men than women
>>69239317
>>69239325
>and I KNOW he's gay
be careful with that line of thinking mate
>tfw you never got your letter from hogwarts
>geordie is unironically a god tier comfy accent
Do not believe a SINGLE word this man says
have no idea what a sheffield or a leeds accent sounds like desu
>>69239354
His Facebook says he's gay
>>69239337
same would apply to cold fusion, ftl travel, aliens etc i reckon
>>69239345
I know the westcountry accent but I guess I only associate that with farmers and people living in small villages
>>69239036
>driving on the right
Disgusting. 2,3,1, though.
>>69239237
>t. someone who probably studies sociology or area studies
doggo is sleeping in an inconvenient place on my bed but I don't want to wake him up :((
>used to go out on fridays with friends
>slowly move away from them and stop going out as much
>start to visit a prostitute on fridays instead
ah yes
>and I KNOW he's gay
was going to ask how you know but then i realized how dumb the question is since most gay people are flamboyant as fuck
>>69239380
its literally only spoken by farmers and people in bristol
t. from the rural south best
>>69239372
Post his pics
*declares war on all the other yanks in this thread*
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
just bought this
>>69239325
Good thing about trying to get a bf is that most don't try to play stupid games and lead you on in some attempt to keep you interested, they're men just the same as you with the exact same desires and urges
Try being direct if you're really certain he likes you, or at least more direct than you would be with a qt woman.
>>69239375
reckon aliens have already visited and possibly live among us. perhaps even we're the aliens
>>69239406
There can be only none, FOY
>>69239406
*giggles at him*
girl here btw, can i stick around?
we have to repopulate the yank race after all LMAO......
what if aliens were learning about humanity through the internet and went on 4chan hahahahahahahaha
theyd think we're the biggest lost cunts in the universe
>>69239367
t. arseblasted yorkshire paki angry he'll never be a BIG HANDSOME GEORDIE LAD
*sleep-posts in the thread*
R-Rorke...
5th time i've impressed /brit/ with my vocabulary
was so close so gf2016 but did a get fat instead
>>69239464
good lad
Sick and tired of normies going on about how 2016 was such a bad year because some old people died
>>69239464
good lad
>>69239464
there's still NYE lad
I reckon that aliens are very similar to us, but they probably haven't visited us
I'm glad you asked, I AM INDEED still very mad about brexit.
>>69239479
WHAT ABOUT ADOLF DRUMPF...........
>>69239036
i know in australia the rule is give way to the right but since they're on the wrong side of the road that must be give way to the left so 2,1,3
>>69239479
do NOT care at ALL
aliens blow themselves up with nukes before they explore the galaxy
Might move to Greece and join their neo-nazi movement
hold on let me just
*takes a massive hit from the bong*
*holds it in for like a minute*
*lies back blows it out*
yeaaaah booooooiiiiiii
>>69239504
1 has the give way sign though
going to post a very long winded rant on r/depression later on. at least they pretend to listen.
remember when dennis ritchie died in 2011 and fucking nobody cared
you wouldn't have modern computers or shitty iphones without him
>>69239491
why would they be even remotely similiar to us? I always start laughing when "Sci"-fi shows talk about "alien-dna" or something. nigga why would they have dna? why would they even have to be carbon-based?
>>69239535
ugh fucking trick questions
I just want the Chrissie Tracer skin for Overwatch lads
now... this has got me thinking
>>69239553
It's not a trick question at all.
Please don't tell you me have a license.
>>69239548
never got this one
Alien designs in movies are all very Earth-centric, bit racist if you ask me. No wonder we've never been contacted we're probably viewed as racist trash
>>69239583
what the fuck am i looking at
i've never used facebook
I checked and there's barely any laugh reacts mate
they either deleted them or they never happened and this is /pol/ bait, both are likely
>>69239592
it is a trick question if there's a small detail that's easy to miss
>overwatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYYBbh9DpnQ
dad made a video lads
>>69239464
GOOD lad good lad
come to americ
>>69239544
>tfw when reading K&R
He deserves to die
>>69239398
>most gay people are flamboyant as fuck
>>69239583
What does that emoji represent, anger, surprise, glee?
>>69239604
you mean they think we're "human-washing" them? could be, could be...
but then again, the absolute last thing i need in my life right now are sjw-aliens, so they can stay nice and far away iyam
>>69239570
virgin nerd detected
>>69239583
what am i watching
>>69239570
Nice literal TF2 clone you chinky fuck
>>69239619
Road signs are never a "small detail that's easy to miss".
NYE plans lads?
>>69239651
>>69239640
>>69239612
french president releases a statement after muslim attack about solidarity, etc whatever
the laughing reactions are mostly muslim
>>69239637
I bet you think you're discreetly gay you absolute poof.
>>69239548
I'm making the assumption that they're carbon based and live on a planet similar to our own
and they'd definitely be carbon based since as far as we know life can only be carbon based
also chemistry generally works the same everywhere
so I'm going to make the assumption that any aliens that would reach a sentient level would probably be somewhat similar to us
and on their planet they'd have flora and fauna to our own
they'd probably understand memes and shitposting too
>>69239683
Oh, that's laughter?
Quality.
>>69239548
Because planets would have to be Earth-like for it to support intelligent life, s they'd follow a very similar path of evolution.
>inb4 le silicon based lifeform le breathing methane
>>69239674
this wasn't on the road it was a diagram
very proud that you noticed it though, your detective badge is in the mail now shut the fuck up you smug cunt
>>69239683
is france doing anything about these people
and then...depression set in
>>69239635
let me guess, you were expecting to learn all about how to use the modern libraries packaged with clang and gcc etc. from a book from fucking 1988
>>69239692
>tfw didn't come out until I was 19, even had gfs before
>almost the whole family said they knew for a while
not sure if they were just trying to be nice or what
>>69239692
>absolute poof
foy
*sets sail to Sicily*
>>69239723
Building mosques as fast as we can.
>>69239692
>>69239739
race war = best war
>>69239726
I'm joking mate, I haven't ever read it beyond a few lines on hashtables ahahahah
>>69239721
desu i was the one who pointed out the give way sign to you and havent replied since
this is a 3rd party grilling you lad
Fuckin hell lads, the gf is inviting her mate over with us for NYE. What should I do?
>>69239742
*sinks your ship*
>>69239763
hmmm
>>69239583
dont get it
>>69239721
You should be trained to look out for road signs in the context of a driving question, simply by sheer driving experience.
I'm not a smug cunt, you're just an arrogant manchild who can't handle being wrong.
How long have you been driving for?
>>69239770
*dies*
>>69239726
Do you like computers or something?
Wonder what the latest narcissistic trend will be after selfies
>>69239680
Stay at home, get drunk, watch the Sydney fireworks
Sames as e-every year
>>69239730
it's always painfully obvious desu
>>69239683
166 people used that reaction m8
really not very many
nothing wrong with being jewish or muslim
>>69239796
why yes! I do take an interest in computing!
*flips a fedora on my head*
>>69239789
*holds a press conference announcing your demise*
*flies off for Sardinia*
>>69239786
i don't have my learners
>>69239716
>>69239704
>they have to be c-based because all the life we know is c-based
yes, because all the life we know is also from earth. it has originated from one common ancestor. and why the fuck would they have to be human-like to be sentient? that's some hefty human exceptionalism right there lad. first of all. you gotta prove to me that a rabbit isn't sentient as opposed to a human.
also, to some degree we can assume, that life can only spawn on earth-like planets, but "earth-like" is a term that can be stretched very far in this context, i believe
>>69239798
>Red
working class patricians
>Green
posh twats
>>69239804
Selfblowies. Doesn't get any more narcissistic than blowing yourself.
might do a so-called
"wank"
The north still has chavs lol
>>69239804
Crutchies. Selfie sticks will have a kink at the end so you can angle it to get a clear shot of anus.
>>69239836
So you don't drive at all, and you're trying to speak authoritatively on what drivers should or should not notice?
>>69239850
*straps you in this*
we really need to put our brains together and save france
how can we save france
>>69239850
whats that
please elaborate
>>69239843
show me a silicon based lifeform then
perhaps if we find one or evidence of one in our solar system I might believe you, but as far as we know only carbon based is possible
>>69239874
your strawmanning is infuriating
just FUCK off
>>69239882
memes
>>69239880
ah yes
yanks
>>69238317
Her face is perfect, too bad her body isn't up to the same level.
>>69239882
invade it and occupy it for 49 days while grimly assassinating everybody who consumes horse meat
>>69239850
What's it like to cum as a man anon?
>>69239882
need a new religion to replace the 2000 year old dinosaur religions
if that doesn't work, genocide
>>69239739
>france
>48% non-white
it's about 85% mate
>>69239911
quite good
quite good indeed
>we know more about space than we know about our oceans
doing a sizeable think
>>69239969
i like to believe thats wrong
>>69239969
no we literaly dont
i fucking hate this meme
blackthony niggertano
>>69239845
why can't the poor just do some exercise?
>>69239994
proofs?
>>69239969
it's we know more about the moon than we know about the bottom of the oceans you mong
>>69239969
or maybe what's been discovered about the ocean has been suppressed
>>69240021
think for two seconds you idiot
forinstance, we know roughly how big the ocean is and that it consists largely of h2o
>>69240040
SPOOKY
P
O
O
K
Y
Ocean water is salty.
>>69240047
we know precisely how big the visible universe is and that it consists mainly of photons
life on the other hand is much more complex, we've had 1st hand experience of it for millennia and there's still a huge amount we don't understand
post results
http://www.cloudping.info/
Region Latency
US-East (Virginia) 109 ms
US-West (California) 173 ms
US-West (Oregon) 159 ms
Europe (Ireland) 55 ms
Europe (Frankfurt) 32 ms
Asia Pacific (Mumbai) 161 ms
Asia Pacific (Seoul) 306 ms
Asia Pacific (Singapore) 614 ms
Asia Pacific (Sydney) 581 ms
Asia Pacific (Tokyo) 307 ms
South America (São Paulo) 409 ms
China (Beijing) 360 ms
>>69240095
the key word being "visible"
unironically wanted to be an oceanographer so I could see cool deep sea shit
>>69240095
photons aren't matter and do not take up space you FUCKING MONG
>>69240040
>>69240117
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>69240169