/brit/

F

>>69236124
F

>/brit/
lmao more like /shit/

>>69236124
Gott strafe England!

>>69236124
Delete this or I'll kick your fucking teeth in.

Eating pizza

F

>>69236094
Going to some fucking shite sweatbox nightclub to go jump up and down and "have fun" and "get hammered" on very expensive alcohol

id rather just a few in the local

load of shite really..

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https://www.fb.com/NEGHOFFICIAL/videos/1829232267292265/

gf just uploaded a new video

>>69236163
>khazuoocuck

>>69236124

LADS I LIVE IN CENTRAL LONDON AND I JUST SAW NIGEL DRIVING TOWARDS BUCKINGHAM PALACE

*rings the janny bell*

Custodian!

Your services are needed

This thread is a DISGRACE to are Liz and I will NOT stand for it

>>69236203
gib irish gf

Post a comfier tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgj6AIpImUA

>>69236191
Monarcuck triggered

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This is the ideal physique to normie women desu

>>69236211
>female rappers

ahahahaha

no.

SOPH ASPIN IS A SLAG

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haha

>>69236252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onNoZyfQpZE

>>69236248
You'll have to fight me, my father and my brothers first if you want to marry into the mcdonagh clan

>>69236258
No its just that he has Ryan Goslings face and mysterious aura

>>69236156
>>69236163
>>69236167
>>69236198
>>69236200
>>69236203
>>69236245
>>69236252
>>69236254

Sorry lads this is a /brit/ thread not a /shitskin/ thread

Please leave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqY2AObEiE4

>>69236258
nothing particularly amazing about it, women are just blinded by the status and his reputation of being hot rather than actually being hot

>>69236298
all me

manlets getting triggered in the previous thread

>>69236298
this haha

>>69236163
how do i get kazakh gf

>>69236298
Ireland is whiter than England and NI moreso you fool

fuck up rourke, the queens dead and rotting in fucking hell the dirty bint

>>69236320
ah yes the ENC man

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Anyone want a piece? x

>>69236288
I will do it for a qt.

>>69236323
AAAHHHHH!

please announce your presence before entering, spooky skellington

>>69236333
>irish
>white

don't make me screech paddy

>>69236163
all kazakhs should be killed

>>69236377
not the guy you were replying to shorty

>>69236298
I am sorry Rajesh but you have to go as well.

>>69236124

No, I will not press F for this animal.

Monarchy is an outdated form of government and must be destroyed.

>>69236379
ill make you screech when i plant my steel toes in your fucking mouth you rodent, little vermin scum

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>>69236333

>Taigs
>White

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hope Ollie comes and steals all your potatoes again tbqh

>>69236288
>>69236320
Guarantee there's 0 people in here right now with a better physique

Do that pose in the mirror and think about it

Literally naked in bed with a girl right now lads

>>69236372
what's the banana for
banana and chocolate seems like an odd combo

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Someone explain how some Brits look like this. I thought British were White.

have massive admiration for the niggers on the grime channels and their flagrant and unapologetic declarations of their intentions to just straight up fuck tonnes of bitches

meanwhile, rock music is being sanitized/feminized to all fuck by modern PC culture (which doesn't apply to niggers I spose)

BRING BACK LAD CULTURE

>>69236438
my bum
xxx

>>69236432
pics

>>69236407
good lad

>>69236298
ellehu ekber pajeet

>>69236440
think he's jewish

>>69236401
sorry I don't understand "rattle rattle"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANE9A5osUes
mint song

>>69236435
"spotty" seamus, the heem machine

>>69236441
would you ever give over about oasis fuck sake

>>69236461

What did Argentina mean with these Spanish words?

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>>69236441
>niggers

>>69236440
are you dumb?

people don't look exactly the same in countries
they're all genetically diverse

>>69236500
'ddit

Wish I was born as a member of the House of Saud.

Even distant relatives inherit like 100 million quid.

There's some guy called Ali who is in his mid-20's and is distantly related to the House of Saud, and he literally just sits in his mansion watching Twitch streams and occasionally gifts the streamer $100,000.

mental

>>69236475
guess it just went over your head

>>69236512
would be great ngl

>>69236512
yeah but then you'd have to be a shitskin

>might be able to do scottishgf2017 (probably wont)
>she probably thinks I come from money (I absolutely do not)
haha what a game what a life

>>69236535
50/50

>>69236512
what if you marry one of the paki birds in it?

>>69236493
>reply from a finn
today is a good day

>>69236535

t. Stavros Papadapadoupoulos

>>69236502
I s'pose.
>>69236512
Frankly, I'd like a bit of obstacles in my life. It'd be boring to just inherit 100 million and be set for life.

Everything is about sex except sex. Sex is about power

I WANT A KISSYKISSY ON MY BOOBOO

>>69236554
>>she probably thinks I come from money
what is wrong with this? is she some commie slag that thinks everyone with money is evil?

>scottish
ah nvm, no need to answer

>>69236521
I'd appreciate it if you went back in the closet with the rest of the Halloween decorations

>>69236440
>went on wikipedia to find out if he's English
>find out his parents married a month after VE day

Cute.

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>Everything is about sex except sex. Sex is about power

Went round the queens gaff earlier and royally heemed her

Face collapsed like dust

Must be where all these rumours came from

Bitch will learn not to chat shit

I really do hate the lack of (You)s

>>69236452
It's pitch black m8 you won't see shit. She's asleep and I'm bored as fuck

>>69236609
F

>>69236609
oh they removed (you)s?

>>69236599
>2008

Wonder where they are now.

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mummy is very traditional and religious :)

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What does /brit/ think of New York City?

if I go to maroubra today will it be packed with people mourning for that kid that died or will it be alright?

>>69236609
pls gibe me a (You) I got back earlier and havent had a single one yet

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about to spark up

WAIT THEY REMOVED (YOU)S? WELL SHIT, I DIDN'T KNOW. IS THERE ANY WAY GETTING THEM BACK VIA CUSTOM CSS????

coudnt imagine actually sleeping in a bed with someone else in it

>physical manifestations of matter who were materialised in the right womb in the right moment of history and the """"correct"""" collection of arbitrary geographical coordinates containing reservoirs of more molecules arranged in a specific format on ("""""oil""""") are given access to a 1s and 0s stored on a spreadsheet that monkeys with clothes on assume have intrinsic value

>>69236124
Why is dead queen a meme now?

You do know memes come true, right?

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reminder

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>>69236654
Give us a hit then la

>>69236657
>e]
nah

>>69236661
i've started to hug a pillow hahahaha what am i like lads

>>69236657
nah just install 4chanx

>>69236654
*informs the authorities in advance*

>>69236654
i'll knock you spark out in a minute

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>>69236636
I quite liked it

I'm a fan of big cities though, don't know how anyone could live in the countryside

>>69236674
here you are

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can only get off to pictures from interracial lesbian weddings

>>69236650
>>69236650
>>69236650
>>69236650
>>69236650

>@Reuters - Theresa May currently making her way to Buckingham Palace

Really makes you think

Brits are the yanks of Europe

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>>69236709
ITS JUST UNDERLINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT HAS HAPPENED

>>69236721
>brits are so cucked that they get compared to their former colony
JUST

>>69236735
i stole them

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>>69236695
pass that over here my nigga

>>69236721
FOY

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she loves the romanovs <3 :)

>>69236741
then you suck

RIP
Prince
David Bowie
Alan Rickman
George Michael
Carrie Fisher
Queen Elizabeth

am i missing anyone?

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>>69236695
*passes it back*

>>69236758
The queen

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le choon

https://youtu.be/zi1D0MKWHU0

>>69236758
my bollocks

foxes, lads. foxes.

yay or nay?

>>69236758
If you don't reply to this post your ma will be on that list mate

give me some (UnderlinedPostNumbers) /brit/

>>69236758
Gene Wilder

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>>69236758
Yes. Your dignity

>>69236741
for what fucking purpose do you need to be tripping right now? inb4 because I want to, lol why it make u so mad, etc

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>>69236785

lads i really need a wee?

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>>69236752
WHY YOU LITTLE

>>69236758
yer maw

>>69236758
me

The Queen is still alive you mongos

>London is famous for rain and the River Thames.
>Yet, even a moderate shower can see poo, tampons, condoms and wet wipes spew into the iconic waterway that flows past some of the country's most famous landmarks.
rmyt

>>69236636
I imagine it's horrible to live in for the majority

What does it feel like releasing your load into a girl bareback?

>>69236817
er, nah x

>>69236810
*spreads arsehole*

wee in here la

>googles 'Big Narstie'

jesus

Abs bingled and bangled off my head right now on ye ole' stimulants

would love to test everyones limit here

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>>69236829

>>69236819
London is a horrendous place

>>69236825
worrying

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>>69236811
not so fast boy, or ill go FUCKEN MENTAL

Went on a winter walk with me m8 and his dog, and a couple of times we passed a group of qts who went straight down to stroke the dog and talk about how cute it is, and then try and make small talk with us. Think it could be the future desu, really does add a couple of points to your attractiveness.

Annual /brit/ poster awards:

Best country: Ireland
Worst country: Canada
Most improved country: USA

Any Scots about? Coming to go on the drink?

Anglos fuck off

>>69236840
FUCK OFF >>69236800

>>69236825
The best feeling in the world

It's really beyond description

lads
what exactly is this so-called "grime" and why is Blackpool the self-styled Grime powerhouse?

anyone ever sucked cock here?

>>69236880
*raises spork*

>>69236673
celtic is a meme identity with a primary objective to erase indigenous brythonic culture and sanitise past gaelic colonialism tbqh imho f.am

>>69236880
me

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>>69236863
woo

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Bf (female) got me this

>>69236879
music for pakis

>>69236848
>>69236872
Getting mixed signals here boys.

Bet its better than releasing it into a sock at least.

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>>69236825
The best feeling I have ever felt followed by regret and worry

>>69236904
I think you'll find that if you don't like Grime, you're a Paki

>>69236906
Refuse to believe people actually cum in socks
this is just a yank movie meme

where can I meet girls

>popped 500mg of magnesium with dinner
>had some mineral water with a spike of sea salt in it


bitches dont know about my hydration+mineral status

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>I think you'll find that if you don't like Grime, you're a Paki

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Canada and Australia think they're real countries but they STILL bow down to our queen.

Imagine it lads.
Imagine if we bowed down to another country's monarch.

IMAGINE.

london is so fucking fantastic

>>69236906
When you know for sure she's not getting prego it's the best

If there's ANY doubt you're shitting bricks for up to a month

>>69236927
Is the white migration out of big cities due to minorities real?

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>>69236863
>Most improved country: USA

>>69236825
i didnt feel much (ive been dead inside for the last 3 years)

also, she didnt seem very excited as it just kind of drooped down on her back

she was probably hoping for a real cumshot

the second time i just came on her pussy

>>69236944
they dont even want to meet u...

>Want to go to bed but also want to be the first to know that the Queen is dead

What do lids?

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>>69236948

>>69236948
she's German mate

>>69236893
>>69236895
what's it like

i'm not gay but i wonder what it's like

>>69236863
ahhh yes, another one for the trophy cabinet

>>69236958
Yes.
Outside of London there's a place called "Essex" which is now full of white Londoners.

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This is driving me insane lads

Haven't listened to my autistic music for SEVEN HOURS and I'm shaking like a junkie

I keep getting this REE WHY WON'T IT WORK WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING THING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69236958
Yes

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>>69236948
Imagine bowing down to an un-elected head of state who lives a life of luxury all paid for by the tax payer

posted in the wrong thread lads haha what am i like

>>69236863
no
yes
no

>>69236930
I've cummed in loads of stuff
>socks & underwear
>cups & glasses
>various types of bread

>>69236980
there's been a 100% increase in good yank posts

from 1 to 2

>spotify

Imagine being this autistic

Imagine not downloading from youtube

whey protein doesn't go bad does it lads

>>69237013
just restart your computer and router you fucking spacker

>>69236996
His wife was in charge, not him.
>>69237019
Imagine having an elected head of state who does nothing and is still funded by the taxpayer.

>>69237034
not unless you leave it for 5 years

>>69237003
Physically it feels like what you'd imagine it feels like, but it's hot knowing you're getting a guy off with your mouth, hearing him pant, feeling him grab your hair. Makes you feel really sexy.

Applied for jobs in Manchester, Oxford, London and Cornwall. Probably won't get offered any of them, but where should I move to if I have the choice? Salary is £28k in London and £25k in the others.

>>69236784
i'm going to nut you one you little wanker

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Who will rise to the throne following the Queens death? A usurper no less. A member of the Hapsburg dynasty.

>>69236863
>Most improved country: USA

its hard to improve athletes that are already elite but it feels good knowing that we raised the bar that much higher

>>69237061
cornwall

>>69237061
MANNY MENTIONED

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>>69237009
Caliphate of England very soon inshallah

>>69237060
can you suck me off

0161

ate too much candy, now my tummy hurts :-(

>>69237030
>downloading from youtube
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>69237060
will be needing one next thursday

I wonder what the world was like back before around the 1980s when practically all offices, buses, trains, etc allowed smoking pretty much anywhere. I smoke and to me it even seems like a bizarre concept, although that's not to say I wouldn't enjoy it. Could you imagine being sat at your desk with a cig just dangling from your lips?

>>69236952

I thought it was a shithole t.bh, feel sorry for people who have to live there

>>69237072
gerry adams

>>69237098
If you're attractive and have a nice willy, sure.

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>>69237088
giv me a fooking paki sloot NOW

>>69237114
*pulls up your power ranger shirt and blows on your tummy so it makes those fart noises*

just booked holiday in brum lads
what should I expect?

>>69237128
Its one of the few nice places in the UK

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>>69237139
Mans not fit for drink nevermind monarchy

>>69237124
It would be nice. I wish we could still smoke inside pubs.

>>69236952
I agree

>>69237045
pretty sure they were equals

>>69237142
WTF I LOVE PAKISTAN NOW

unironically went to manchester today (well, yesterday now)

i was told it was full of pakis but all i saw was qt chink grills everywhere, have i been memed?

thread has officially gone to shit. i'll be over at /r/AsiansGoneWild/ if anyone needs me.

>>69237139
please rate my impression

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sRhDQJn7Xy

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>>69237072
where did you get that pic of my gf from???

me and the lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbQFq4oKwbM

>>69237072
BoJo

*explodes*

Post songs that awaken your third eye, decalcifies your pineal and increases natural production of seratonin, dopamine and DMT in the body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgj6AIpImUA

>>69236952
it really is quite nice
*goes to sleep standing up because i can't fit a bed in my house*

>>69237140
im ok and have an average sized willy

without (You)s, do gimmicks even matter? just don't feel the same. you feelin me, lads?

pretty sure ivanka trump is a cyborg but i still want to fuck her

what does "manny on the map" mean

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Come on piggies, you KNOW Princess Chelsea is next in the line of succession. Give me the crown jewels and a £100 Amazon gift card, my pathetic little cuckies.

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard

>>69237242
>>69237257
>>69237264
SNAP

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>>69237197
7/10

>>69237264
manchester isn't on the map and some guy thinks he can spit bars and make manchester magically appear on the map

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather

>>69237221
>major world cities are expensive to live in

wow whats new dumb leaf

>>69237213
imagine just going there to look at a nice little castle and seeing this absolute autismo

>>69237280
>no image
>that formatting

Heem yourself

>>69237280
Shan't be reading one word

>>69237285
*puts hand on your thigh*
Maybe we can put that number a little higher

>>69237274
Is that a hapsburg on the top right? niceee? prince charles? a holy roman emperor perhaps? niceee...

>>69237239
I get my 'ax at the pharmacy

Got a prescription from my psychiatrist

*fires a bullet at you*

>>69237328
That's her real face lad

>>69237160
>nice places
>U.K.

LMAO

>>69237324
little higher there bud

I've battled over 50 people in my life. If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

>>69237328
shes queen of the pringles

>>69237197
>>69237324
This would sound good on a truck going round the streets of East Belfast sending automated messages from huge speakers. I like it. Maybe during the up and coming ulster scots genocide?

>>69237274
Really want Rosie to insult and berate me then let me take her from behind

He's done you again, Steve

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The new boss is thicc lads

>>69237368
>thinks he can fight
>needs to use bottles

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little yank students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

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>>69237403
You need to take her for a shag

>lad i went to secondary school with is playing division one football (soccer) at a yank uni

Weird desu

>>69237431
*shits in you*

i am the third cousin of the princess of monaco (unironically- this is actually true)
AMA

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look at this lads the bridge carries the canal over the motorway

mental

>>69237400
lanky goggle eyed freak

>tfw want to learn how to cook well but always too lazy to prepare nice meals


my mom does everything for me, it'd be stupid of me not to utilize her.......

literally never met a black female I've gotten along with.

I'm not even racist desu. It's just that 100% of black women are into this "woke" shit and are more into politics than /pol/ is.
Every fucking word out of their mouth is something about the black woman being oppressed or some shit.

Is this just a London thing or is it commonplace?
Really pisses me off tbqhwyl

>>69237446
could you feasibly make some phone calls and organize a /brit/ meetup in monaco?


would be pretty cool to have a bunch of computer nerds driving ferraris and banging super models in town for a weekend

come on...

>>69237446
I dedicate myself to you oh noble one, and all of your rightful god given claims

Shall we start by sieging Monaco my lord?

PS is this true cause if it is you are related to the queen, the habsburgs and the spanish monarchy and thats pretty fucking crazy

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>literally never met a black female I've gotten along with.

>I'm not even racist desu. It's just that 100% of black women are into this "woke" shit and are more into politics than /pol/ is.
>Every fucking word out of their mouth is something about the black woman being oppressed or some shit.

>Is this just a London thing or is it commonplace?
>Really pisses me off tbqhwyl

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>>69237462

>>69237446
giz some f1 tickets for next year

>>69237439
Which Uni?

>>69237462
>It's just that 100% of black women are into this "woke" shit and are more into politics than /pol/ is.
>Every fucking word out of their mouth is something about the black woman being oppressed or some shit.

you appear to be interacting with yanks

>>69237433
Best I'm hoping for is an ogle every now and then.

>>69237462
the last black woman i interacted with was a crack whore who sucked my dick for £20, a gram of weed and 10 cigarettes

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Serious question lads

If I am a bender and in dire need of money, how much could I make from sucking dicks?

Does £50 for a blowy sound like a fair price to charge? Does anybody pay that much? I have nice lips.

>>69237510
>>69237519
t. Shanequa

move it...

1-8 eat fruit

9 - ice cream

0 - crisps

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explain yourselves

>>69237536
only blow i want is my brains out haha

>>69237536
yes if you're qt

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>>literally never met a black female I've gotten along with.

>>I'm not even racist desu. It's just that 100% of black women are into this "woke" shit and are more into politics than /pol/ is.
>>Every fucking word out of their mouth is something about the black woman being oppressed or some shit.

>>Is this just a London thing or is it commonplace?
>Really pisses me off tbqhwyl

>>69237553
all these broke niggas need a bafta

>>69237446
Doxxed

just did a wank watching hollyoaks

>>69237528
>you appear to be interacting with yanks
Nah lad, all bongs.
Didn't have a problem with them during sixth form.
You get to uni and it's like they all have a hivemind.

sixty percent

>>69237462
I had the opposite experience with the black girls I met at uni desu. Come from a part of the country with absolutely no darkies so I was a little bit apprehensive, but I worked with a few and they were some of the nicest and friendliest girls I'd met, with genuine hobbies that weren't just social media, and strong religious beliefs. Pretty much what /pol/ wishes white women were like desu.

>>69237462
ghetto inner city black women are easier to get along with than the anti white sjw black women. only have met one of the latter. ghetto black women are pretty funny and flirty whereas the sjws want everyone to die
t. lives in a 54% black city

>I will never be a member of the nobility

Fuck SAKES Why did I have to be some fucking shite scottish clan why couldnt i be a fitzpatrick or an O'Brien FUCK SAKE

>>69237509
>is this true cause if it is you are related to the queen, the habsburgs and the spanish monarchy and thats pretty fucking crazy
im not related by blood to any of them, but I am to the princess. my grandma's cousin moved out to SA and is the grandma of the princess, so we're third cousins

>>69237542
t. Callum

i am part of the upper class AMA

>>69237523
Doxxable info cos i doubt there's many English lad on the team

Wonder what the levels like over though, know he got released from the academy of the local team (league 2 side)

On the right is the "black" NASA woman they made a film about

what's the difference between a trap and tranny
t. not a bender

>>69237450
how do the cars get over the water?

>>69237462
sounds pretty racist to me m8

>>69237635
don't really care what a sandnigger thinks desu lad

>>69237462
Yeah m8 I'm sure every black women you meet just immediatly rants to you about politics unprompted

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>>69237553
explain yourself

>>69237611
Thats crazy. Have you ever met her? Are you of higher genetic stock than the average serf?

>>69237630
traps try to hide that they have willies until it's too late
trannies are open about it and may even get surgery

>>69237536
you need to have a business mind to suck dick and make better than average money at it, im sure you can make more than that and people will pay a premium price for a service that they think in their head is premium. groom yourself very well and build up some high profile clientele. avoid gay bars and things like that because those guys are blowing each other left and right for free.


but yeah nice lips will get you far in the dick suckin world.... i see a future in it for you, kid

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On the right is the "black" NASA woman they made a film about
.

To be honest, Queen looks like cool granny to hang out with, dont know why there is so much hate on her on this site, especially /pol/.

>>69237462
only black person i've ever got along with was this sound as fuck nigerian lad studying in the UK. every british black person i've met has been impossible to banter with, weird sense of humour. Like it seems like they just start laughing at random intervals in sentences and I haven't recognised the pattern of what constitutes funny for them

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Plans for my first ever new year out and about are cancelled.

Looks like we're getting it on again this year boys.

>>69237439
Also know a lad that plays "college soccer" for a yank uni

Looks comfy 2bh, he must shagging yank birds like an animal

>>69237630
trap is a naturally feminine lad who passes as a girl, a tranny is a lad who actually thinks he's a girl and might not even pass at all

>>69237624
Fair enough, what state at least?

It's hard to compare our Uni level with the rest of the world cuz our kids play AYSO and maybe a traveling team if they're good, play in HS and get a scholarship to play in Uni, and get drafted to MLS if they're goat

Everywhere else, if you're good enough at 3 you get picked up by an academy and trained your whole life

>>69237654
Cutting yourself on those edges.

why are black people so violent?

>>69237624
Bloke I used to play football with went and played professionally in Australia in their second division - now he's back in the UK and is playing in the same Sunday pub league that I am. Think lots of average Brit footballers could do it really.

>>69237687
tbf if she was considered black enough to be discriminated against based on it then it doesn't matter

>tfw work in a cramped office with 3 creazy black girls and 2 deaf people


told one of the nigresses today that i want B.E.T to film a reality show in our room

>>69237714
>>69237630
They're both the same

Official gf hierarchy

Asian
Slav
White Latina
White
Indian
Non-white Latina
Black

Odds are shortening on a NYE London terror attack. Looks like it could be a big happening.

>>69237693
Only black people I've got on with are first generation Africans or middle class southern blacks at uni desu

>>69237665
>Yeah m8 I'm sure every black women you meet just immediatly rants to you about politics unprompted
It ain't that.
It's not like they go off whenever I'm within a 5 foot radius.

Just the ones I do talk to at parties always go off on a tangent about shit nobody cares about.

>>69237751
according to you

>>69237702
everyone bailed on christmas eve on me because the party was changed to boxing day. turned into one of the most mental nights of my entire life. chronicled most of it on here too lmao

>>69237732
Cause 70%+ of black kids are born out of wedlock. And when you don't have a father figure in your life, that's when shit hits the fan.

And the liberal media parading single motherhood like it's a good thing isn't helping at all.
>>69237751
>asian

>>69237686
How the fuck do I get high profile clientele pham

I would suck a fat old paki arab prince dick for £2000 ngl

>>69237753
man every holiday for years ive been waiting for a good terrorist attack but they never do shit.

they're getting really lazy

>>69237672
>Have you ever met her?
nah la she's on the other side of the world and tbf i don't think anyone is actually in contact with their third cousins. They were all originally in Zimbabwe then crossed the border to SA when it got really bad so they fell out of contact with the UK part of my family. They're essentially an entirely different family, i've just got some of the same blood as them

>>69237808
nobody cares

>>69237751
t. paki weeb virgin

>>69237818
How rude.

>>69237758
Just reminded me of this half black guy that had to drop out of posh school to go to our comprehensive because his daddy lost his job.

He was black and he played cricket and was called Alexander (not Alex, he insisted on Alexander).

Everyone took the piss out of him.
Was hilarious.
kek

>>69237611
>>69237810
brum

>>69237798
i dont know anything about high level prostitution 2bh i was just talking out of my ass im sorry

this is your journey to take

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>>69237687
FUCK HOLLYWOOD

Pic related: an actual good rocket movie

>LOOK AT ME I WOULD ONLY FUCK TRADITIONAL WHITE GIRLS WITH A PENIS

spastics, the lot of you

https://www.binbaz.org.sa/noor/10375