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Sheikh Charles Mehmet ibn Philip Al-Windsari edition
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thread's off to an awful start
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Charles III, defender of the faiths
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>plays tuba loudly
>gets hired by Barclays
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may Allah in his mercy bless are new Maharaja
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>haven't posted on /brit/ since early 2016
>caralad still here

Bit weird desu you think he'd get tired of it by now.
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Any documentaries similar to Empire of dust?

Or just anything interesting set in Africa?
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kay-on
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who /BitOnTheSide2017/ here?
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Asuka.
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>>69234445
The first 100 posts are gimmick spam, all good content is saved for the next thread one we pass 250 posts. lrn 2 /brit/
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pain beneath my lower left rib for like 2 days now

think I may have the ole appendicitis
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AAAAAAAAAAAARRRHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAHA FUUUUUCK ME THAT HURTS

FFUUUUUUCK I SHOULD NOT HAVE TRIED THAT OUT

AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH WHY DID I DO THAT

FUUUUUUUUUCCKCKKK AAAARRHHRHRHRHHHH

BLOOD EVERYWHERERE AAAAAAHHHH

HEEEEELP
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Friendly reminder that a life dedicated to family, nation, and God is the best of all possible lives
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>>>/pol/104892990
>>>/pol/104892990
>>>/pol/104892990
>>>/pol/104892990
>>>/pol/104892990

QUEEN IS DEAD

Remember /pol/ is always right.
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>>69234489
didnt post for some time between then and now tbf
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so my dad took me to his old home in London today and told me that this is where he lived when he was younger. He also said that during this time he had 2 twin sisters that both were born and died in the house due to an accident during birth, one made it to 10 though.

I'm 20 and have only just found out about this.

Is this normal?
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>>69234417
very qt smile :)
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>>69234508
good lord, that girl on the right

would give her the most average 5 minutes of her life
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>Birmingham is the second largest city in the country
>Has no (zero, not even one) Premier League football club
>Will not have any Premier League football clubs for the foreseeable future

>Is also full of pakis who prefer cricket to football

Really overclocks the old noggin
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currently watching ingrown toenail removal vids on youtube. love this shit.
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>>69234528
fair enough la'
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pain underneath my left rib for like 2 days now

think I may have the ole appendicitis
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>>69234528
fucking liar
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>>69234501
Crisis in the Congo: Uncovering the Truth
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my Christmas lights
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the queen isn't dead lads
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>>69233779
this post hit me quite hard
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currently watching a 3 hour home video of a pashtu wedding in kandahar, afghanistan in 1991

not even joking
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i intend on destroying the (you) economy
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>>69234584
MIGHT be gone soon who knows
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identified gf2017 lads
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REALLY worried about the Queen lads
heading to the gym
you lads BETTER make sure she's ok when I get back
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>>69234589
appendix is on the right side and is very acute
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>>69234589
your appendix isn't under your rib
it's also on the right
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>>69234481
Maharaja is Indian. Emir/Sultan is muslim.
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>>69234589
kidney stones
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I am The Queen.
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All news readers and guests on paper reviews on sky news and BBC on now are wearing black/dark colours.

Rumour of something at midnight and full announcement at 8am tomorrow
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member the sheikh?
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>>69234589
Had mine out, its bottom right of your torso lad and hurts like fucking hell.
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>>69234710
M'lasia
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>>69234718
oh ye I member
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>>69234716
"rumour"
Doubt
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queen-not-dead-false-rumours-9533467
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https://youtu.be/NpSa2KBe0v0
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>>69234712
but I drink loads of water and don't eat/drink any kidney stone causing stuff
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>>69234658
fucking hell
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>>69234400
charles is so pro-islam because his view of the middle east is dressing up like laurence of arabia and swinging a sword around
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GOD SAVE THE KING
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>>69234714

prove it
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>tfw got the aussie seal of approval
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>>69234747
M'rica
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tim you need help
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>>69234786
*dies*
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>>69234782
just having a laugh
I honestly like Charles a lot and support what he does
I think an opinionated King would be a good change
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>>69234718
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https://twitter.com/RANsquawk/status/814538902002397184

hmmmmmm
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>>69234760
>Buckingham Palace declined to comment on the latest rumours
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upWV5evygFo

tune
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Fucking hell lads what happens if she's dead?
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>>69234789
>windows 10

utter state of you
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>>69234718
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Official list of GOOD posts in this thread

1. >>69234786
2. >>69234791
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>>69234539
Dunno mate I found out the other day my mum's childhood home in London is now the home of Ed Balls and worth £1.2m

Mental
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNWo9bkDrjs
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>>69234861
old women die all the time
who gives a shit
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clouds coming in...
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>>69234861
Prince Charles becomes king
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>>69234841
Ah yes, "RANsquawk", definitely a source I've heard of before
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>>69234838
yeah i wasnt digging at you la. I just think it explains everything that his view of the middle east is much the same as Sykes' was
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>>69234861
Charles becomes king
there will be a huge mourning ceremony and the world will go mental
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>>69234863
>if mark was in charge of the world, there'd be no more wars

every time
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>>69234863
I still don't believe he was serious
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>>69234417
this 2bh
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has anyone ever been at the START of their tether?
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just got a text from charles saying "lol im king now u want anything" with some crying with joy emojis
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Official list of GOOD posts in this thread
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>>69234863
what the hell is this shit

my school never had shitty yank-style yearbooks
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california is the scotland of the USA t2bh
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>>69234863
by asia do you think he means the middle east or was he a weeaboo at the time?
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Guess the city

Incorrect guesses will result in death
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>>69234861
I laugh raucously and wank to princess diana's wikifeet page
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phew!

she's alri lads x
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>>69234931
>no other details were given

Ah yes, must have been natural causes
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>>69234931
What are the chances he got done in by the 'sheeds?
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>>69234957
Somewhere in Italy

probably Rome
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>>69234946
asia means pakistan in britain
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>>69234863
>travelling in Asia

Hmm
Wonder what part of Asia
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wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji7fohBEPnM
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>>69234957
Brisbane
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Work at a florists in London and I've just had an order from a Charlie Windsor for flowers that spell out 'RIP ARE LIZ' and a wreath in the shape of a corgi

getting a bit worried now lads
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The so called black gf lads
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ah yes BBC news
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>>69234957
>people here don't recognise Rome
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>>69234957
*answers incorrectly on purpose*
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>>69234985
This guy got it right

>>69234998
This guy got it wrong
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>>69235012
going to absolutely batter the fuck out of you if you carry on son
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>>69234997
>grabs a spoonful
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>>>/pol/104896790
is this the so called bait?

Or is this /pol/ at the end of 2017
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>>69234973
*does a refresh*
o-oh my
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>>69235010
willy is TOO SMALL for her
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>>69235012
>David Oyelowo

he's fucking shite as well
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>>69235027
that would be illegal and weird
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>>69235012
One of those is not like the others.
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literally everybody in this thread is either rorke, rasheed, deano or RNOS (runt not otherwise specified)
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>>69234481
This guy is up to something
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>>69235043
likely the latter
/pol/ is full of right wing normies lately, the types who would unironically call hillary clinton a communist.
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>>69235034
caryy on my rorke son
there'll be heeming when you are done
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would love to break into a skyscraper building site
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so lonely
so alone
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>>69235054
NEED her to crush my bollocks with those thighs
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>>69235099
How do I get an Arab gf?

Hard mode: without converting to Islam
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>>69234864
>tfw got the aussie seal of approval
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>>69234782
>pro-islam

Nah, he says silly things but he's not pro-Islam. He's more into Eastern Christianity than Islam imo
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wew again. love this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DziqU6wnz8
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>>69235067
>that would be illegal

oh really

>and weird

that's subjective
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>>69235099
all saudi arabians should be killed
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unironically NEED a black gf lads

please give me tips on how to get one
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>>69235135
>Eastern Christianity
top tier taste imo
extremely aesthetic religion
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>>69235108
*brushes up against you*
well hello there
*drops a big poo*
eat it while its fresh :3
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>>69235102
>I automatically label those posters who have different political opinions to mine own 'normies', a vague term which has as many different meanings as there are posters on 4chan
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>>69235127
Lebanese Arab christian.
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>>69235104
>me
>a rorke
if you knew what you were on about you would be dangerous
but carry on yank
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>>69235163
Go for a night out in dublin, loads of black qts here
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>>69235171
*picks it up*

you dropped this

*places it in your hand*
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>>69235127
She has to be away from her parents and willing to start a relationship
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Serena Williams just got engaged to the Reddit confounder ahahahaha
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Just remembered a neighbourhood of this size is completely foreign to people living in the UK

Glad my grandparents left after the war
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>>69235187
6th time this week
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>>69235187
what pubs/clubs
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HOLY SHIT LADS I LIVE IN CENTRAL LONDON AND I JUST SAW CHARLES LEADING A BUNCH OF TANKS TOWARDS NUMBER 10

IT'S HAPPENING
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Why is this dead queen shit trying to spread
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>>69235185
wasn't talking about you thicko
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>>69235174
lad i'm called a rorke very often on here, i'm not calling them normies because of their beliefs. I'm calling them normies because of the way they talk, come on, it reads like some weird facebook comment where the profile picture would be an undershot selfie of a fat guy wearing sunglasses. They clearly are not from 4chan.
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*sorts the leafs into hufflepuff*
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Genuinely believe we should exterminate the coloured hordes.
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>>69235154
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>>69235165
think you mean Orthodox
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if i still wank my willy to the same fantasies i had when i was 12 with other 12 year old girls does that make me a nonce?
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>>69235213
Wow a sideways picture of a road, wtf I hate the uk now!
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>>69235229
not sure who you think you're talking to but i'll heem you too
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me
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>>69235175
>Lebanese Arab christian.
this is unironically my dream
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just saw charles bolt it to the palace with a huge grin on his face
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hmmm...
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>>69235135
>>69235165
Charles is going to be a top tier Aesthetic king
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>>69235246
that is indeed what i mean. Very good religion. Much better than protestantism imo
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>>69235213
>he actually thinks anyone is going to open that image
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>>69235222
Try the czech inn at the end of temple bar, Lots of potential brown gfs in there
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>have a profound HATRED for art-school lefty twats posing as 'rockers'

give me Oasis, Sex Pistols, Happy Mondays and the Stone Roses and fuck all the rest!
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>watching Vietnam War film
>"It Ain't Me" starts playing
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>>69235248
Depends if you're thinking about the same girls from back then but at the age they currently are or not
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>acne
what am I doing wrong
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>>69235064
He's not shite. He's just one of those tits who pretends he's had some difficult ghetto upbringing when it was actually a comfy middle-class one.
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>>69235197
Business idea: kidnap Arab girl and brainwash her to be my gf
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should have become a judge so I could say "I'll be the judge of that" all the time
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>>69235012
I read some thing the other day about movies no longer being eligible for BAFTAs if they dont meet a diversity quota
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>>69235240
where would i fit?

>inb4 trash
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>>69235213
playing curby would be really bent on roads that big
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i fucking hate 2016..

worst year EVER
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>>69235252
>>69235294
>roadlets
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>>69235270
>looks like he got kicked through footasylum

kek'd
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>>69235309
im still thinking of them as 12 year olds
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>>69235200
I see you missed the /pol/ thread about it earlier
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>>69235248
I do it too. Except I wanked to my thicc milf neighbour cause I'm not a pedo
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>>69235187
stop getting his hopes up
you know thats not true
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>>69235213
looks a bit cold, fuck that
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PHILIP WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE

WHY IS IRELAD CRAVING BLACK PEOPLE ALL OF A SUDDEN
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>>69235324
getting publicly beheaded for witchcraft
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wish i was a brain surgeon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL5KGOnx7ak
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>>69235306
>watching Vietnam War film
>Mel Gibson kills a bunch of slant-eyes
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>>69235300
>temple bar

wont be doing that
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When is britain going to start the next big caliphate?
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>>69235304
Absolutely pissed myself laughing when I found out liam Gallagher was 5'9

Thought back on all the times I've seen him acting cocky in interviews or stories I've heard about him being a 'hardman' and howled, screeched, wailed and chortled at the fact he's a tiny little manlet
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shall NOT be hovering over any more youtube links
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-24536996

hmm

hmm
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>>69235397
>liam Gallagher was 5'9
kek seriously?
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>>69235324
oh shit alri la didn't even see your flag
are you a brit on holiday or did you just get attracted by seeing our noble sheikh at the top of the thread?
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>>69235272
Heard of Brigitte Gabriel?
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>>69235154
good one for the map, post it
what are the rules? is it only in /brit/?
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>>69235369
I'm not lying, I see plenty any time I go into town
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>>69235397
5′ 10″
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>>69235391
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>>69235411
>Court papers suggest he "engaged in course of conduct" which caused "fear and alarm".

'bena
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>>69235388
really makes you think
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http://sports.yahoo.com/news/serena-williams-reddit-co-founder-announce-engagement-203939306.html

WE DID IT REDDIT
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https://twitter.com/RANsquawk/status/814538902002397184
https://twitter.com/RANsquawk/status/814538902002397184
https://twitter.com/RANsquawk/status/814538902002397184
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https://twitter.com/RANsquawk/status/814538902002397184
https://twitter.com/RANsquawk/status/814538902002397184
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>>69235411
>being able to look at sturgeon for 15 seconds without falling violently ill
mustve been blind, cut him some slack
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>>69235423
the latter
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I highly doubt the majority of you are taller than 6 foot
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>>69235394
It's just off temple bar, it's not an expensive sweat box like the rest of the pubs there
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>>69235388
imagine this with no anesthetic
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Where is the interracial breeding grounds located? I need it for research
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>>69235428
if by plenty you mean more than 0
Blacks arent even 1/10 people in Dublin and only 1/10 black girls is good looking desu
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>>69235465
shut up you weird cunt
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>>69235492
the astral planes of the 8th dimension
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she's not dead but she's going to abdicate
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>>69235471
Very worrying, deeply concerning.

Keep me updated on any recent developments.
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>>69235483
>tfw 5'11.5
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>>69235483
5'8 here hahah
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>>69235482
what's it like there? give me a little summary of your life, I don't know anything about saudi
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>>69235427
no but there's this lebo christian girl i know that i have a major crush on, you can tell she's a virgin despite being in her late 20s
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>RANsquawk
Ahhh yes, very reputable
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>tfw wanna be a big hard man but only 5'7 so nobody takes me seriously
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>Pretends to be hard but is actually a chubby manlet with gay hair

Does actually work quite well as Manchester personified
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>5'9

i'm not human
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5'7''

still gets girls on the regular though
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>>69235483
I'm well over 6ft but I'm ugly with an awful personality
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>>69235483
6' is tiny lmao you midget
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>>69235525

>tfw 5'11.75
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>>69235521
Her uncle's abdication caused her family a lot of trauma she's not going to abdicate
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>Well anon, after our most recent examination I noticed some... unusual injuries to your testicles. It appears that they have been beaten and constricted multiple times
>Care to explain?
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feels good being 6'2, there's usually only a couple of people taller than me

i'm a virgin though so not like it matters
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>>69235531
don't reply to me ever again
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NEED a short, comfy film.
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janny about?
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>>69235539
I missed 6' by 1 (ONE) centimeter

Bad feel
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>>69235576
I really don't want that wanker Charles to be king
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>>69235539
Just be a short hard man. My father's shorter than me, 5'7 as well, only man that scares me.
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>The Queen isn't dead

ah yes, just like Trump wasn't going to win the election and we wouldn't vote to leave the EU

this is the year or meme magic, she is dead as fuck
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>5'10

im a joke
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>>69235559
the optimal height keeps getting taller and taller and taller

how long before 8' becomes the norm
>>
>182cm
makes me think
>>
>>69235465
>Ohanian: 196cm
>moot: 170cm

Reddit literally wins again.
>>
>>69235600
you're just mad i'm going to deflower a cute innocent girl while you'll be khv forever
>>
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>tfw 191cm
>>
aussie I told you to post the fucking map

do NOT disobey me
>>
>>69235628
>Angry short Frenchman

Already seen this episode
>>
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>I now recall that in the year of our lord anno domini two thousand and ten, my fourteen year old self left a tab full of gore on /b/ open on my laptop only for my mother to discover
>I too recall this imagery contained beheadings, shootings and a man getting stung in the bellend by a load of wasps
>>
nobody cares you paedophile tripfag
>>
>meme magic
Gay Reddit shit
>>
>tfw only 2'4"

edit: oops thought we were talking about willy sizes
>>
>>69235559
>6'4 king of manlets

ok are u trying to ruse me
>>
>>69235661
must be uploading still
>>
>>69235680
lol

wait we can edit our posts now?

edit: hey it worked!
>>
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Anyone else hate le '2016 is shite year ahahah' meme?
>>
>>69235670
>14 in 2010
Literal child FUCK OFF
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>30+ beers in the fridge

all I want is a can of coke
>>
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>m-manlets beeteeeffoh h-haha
>>
>manlets under 6ft want us to switch to metric height measurements because being under 183cm doesn't sound as bad
>>
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>>69235675
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I dilldong your wollywagger?
>>
my mate sean
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>>69235688
read the top right corner lad
>>
Just had an absolute shocker lads.

Felt kinky so went straight into using my largest plug with no warm up or cleaning, was going well until I raised myself up off it and violently shit out a huge volume of poo all over my bed.

Never doing that again, haven't got any other sheets either so I'm just laying a blanket over the remaining smell.
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>>69235650
moot made it
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>>69235708
ahah fuck up gramps

*edits your post*
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>>69235706
i was 12/13
>>
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that K-On film has London drawn so detailed its a bit scary
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>>69235705
one of the best ive had desu haha
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the queen is dead then
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>>69235705
If you think it's bad now just wait until 2017 mate
>>
>>69235728
>I raised myself up off it and violently shit out a huge volume of poo all over my bed.


POO
>>
*stretches to the ceiling*

grow grow grow!
>>
If dubs then 2016 claims Lizzie as it's final victim
>>
>>69235744
they almost certainly probably painted over a photo
>>
>>69235705
its all perspective lad
great year for anyone whos nationalistic
>>
>>69235721
knacker cunt
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>>69235711
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>>69235584
>tfw 6'3"

not even a virgin anymore
>>
>>69235527
>wake up
>pray
>get in extremely tacky gold-plated sports car
>go to work at the oil fields
>pray
>go home
>beat wife
>pray
>>
>he thinks women actually care about height

hilarious

5'8 here

I've had 6 girlfriends and 3 boyfriends
>>
>>69235733
moot looks hench here
must be his neck
>>
Had a girl pick up her birth control prescription today--she's leaving soon to study abroad inn Australia
I love the idea of many Aussies dumping their load directly into her with no risk of pregnancy
I may even wank to that thought tonight
>>
if anything, 2016 claims me as its final "victim"
>>
Watching thorax Scientology doc lads V interesting
>>
>>69235799
dubs and you live forever
>>
>>69235465
she looks like a man!!! am i the only one seeing this? i feel like im taking crazy pills
>>
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>>69235717
>this was LITERALLY directed at me
GET OUT RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>69235711
steven merchant is a pulling machine mate
>>
really not looking forward to NYE

not a fan of clubs when theres a national event on
>>
>>69235728
you gotta douche before you plug

come on now that's a rookie mistake
>>
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>>69235786
>and 3 boyfriends
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>>69235786
>and 3 boyfriends
>>
>>69235799
not as interesting as what im watching
>>
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>>69235781
>yfw the guy on the left is on steroids and that's as far as they got him
>>
>>69235819
phew
>>
*puts the roof on fire*

THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE
>>
>>69235427
>is it only in /brit/?

nah not strictly but i can rarely be fucked to venture outside of /brit/
>>
>>69235187

>loads of black qts

You mean the fat, cornrowed, pregnant ones from nigeria
>>
reckon all the lasses must've been a bit disappointed when they saw tom hardy's willy haha
>>
>NYE tomorrow

yessss
>>
it was me

i killed the queen

long live the hapsburg dynasty

WE WORLD WAR NAO
>>
>>69235861
we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
>>
>>69235781
>those legs
roaring
>>
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How to get Irish gf?
>>
>>69235705
nah mate it's just you
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>there are kids on 4chan who don't know who moot is
>>
>tfw you really want the Queen to be dead so you can make normies mad on facebook by insulting her
>>
>>69235864
You don't browse /pol/?
Lmaoooo
You fucking faggot
>>
>>69235889
potato on a stick
>>
>>69235889
Are you an American citizen? They'll marry you for a passport.
>>
>>69235897
why would i know some stupid eceleb
>>
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>>69234658
>she'll NEVER ride you
>>
>>69235909
reported to ghcq
>>
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>>69235922
>Are you an American citizen?

Yes.

Are Irish women gold diggers too?
>>
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>>69235897
I got a reply from moot once.

I am the chosen one.
>>
>>69235950
>Are ... women gold diggers
yes
>>
New Years eve plans?

I'll be right here with you lads x
>>
Had the pleasure of meeting The Queen at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
>>
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>>69235909
>>69235933
gchq rather...
>>
>>69235483

>tfw 6'5" and built like a JCB
>>
>>69234658
She's so dull not even Americans clapped at that.
>>
>>69235852
The guy on the right is literally one of the top 5 bodybuilders in the world

Decades of perfect nutrition, huge doses of steds and training 6+ days a week and he looks like a little boy next to a lad who's been lifting 2 years maximum
>>
>>69235950
yeah haha
yukon gold
>>
>american flag
>trip
>posts chinese paedophile cartoons
hmm gonna give it a no
>>
https://www.fb.com/uniladmag/videos/2522739487749095/

ah yes, le swearing leftie "news" "presenter"
>>
>>69235960
he perm banned me once
felt very special
>>
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>>69235960
rate my hiro (You)
>>
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>>69235962
>you will never drink lager with your cute blonde freckled Irish gf at the pub

why even live
>>
>>69235527

>Haven't seen females in real life
>There are two sections in each restaurants (one for men and one for families)
>no cinema
>used to be stopped at malls because malls were for families and women only
>Things get gay in middle school and high school, kids touch each others genitals and butts, it became something normal (boys only schools)
>if you aren't seen regularly at the mosque people will start questioning you and getting worried about u
>>
>>69235775
Yeah but at least they don't just put some photoshop filter over a photo like a lot of chinese cartoons
>>
haitiANO
>>
>>69235889
*grabs you by the throat*
b-back off buddy!
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
>>
>>69235987

post scat porn
>>
there's a guy at my work who is so fucking tall he makes me feel short

I guess that's how most people feel around me
>>
>>69235960
ahh yes, quite impressive
but have you had background music added to a thread you made on /b/?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtdsXhXiEM
>>
>>69235864
post the map you fucking shitebag
>>
>>69236004
>actually thinking moeshit has good art

wew
>>
>>69235974
are you blind? the lanklet looks like a stick even on steroids
>>
would you rather be 5'4" with a 10" knob or 6'5 with a 3" knob
>>
>>69236002
Move to 'Merica, mate.
>>
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>wahey
>yehaw
>>
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lads none of you will be getting irish gfs, none of you! not even me!
>>
>>69235950
>Are Irish women gold diggers too?
Irrelevant, they will literally pretend to love you for however long it takes to get citizenship which is at least a few years as far as I know.
>>
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>>69236045
i'm still in the market for a better map template if anyone wants to help me out with that
>>
>>69236052
The latter. Fuck being short.
>>69236070
Seems worth it tbqh
>>69236064
GIB IRISH QT NOW
>>
>>69236061
MAKES YOU THINK
>>
>american flag
>post cartoon frog
LOL
>>
>>69235992
Wish he perm banned me too so I could have quit 4chan.

>>69235996
Very strange (You)

>>69236030
What was it lad? mostly seen him on /a/ as you can prob guess
>>
Any plans for NYE lads?

I'm going to be getting drunk on my own, would go see the fireworks on the harbour bridge but all the decent viewing spots have been VERY crowded in the past few years so i just can't be bothered.
>>
>>69236061
>>69236064
delete this mate
>>
>>69236064
personally would like a white gf from anywhere other than the british isles
>>
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>>69236052
Either way you're fucked

>too short, dick too big
>too tall, dick too small
>>
>>69236061
its like poetry it rhymes
>>
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>>69236094
>>
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>>69236051
>This is what delusional manlets actually tell themselves

Creasing

Here's him next to the most successful bodybuilder of all time
>>
he wishes to post scat and gore
>>
Still don't understand why normies find Philomena Cunk funny desu. It's objectively just shit-tier humour.
>>
>>69236094
>australia
>full

Shut up liar
>>
>>69236124
>>
>>69236054
I know i'm probably wrong, but i don't wanna get shot or beaten randomly in the streets
>>
>>69236125

mdma?
>>
>>69236094
Going to some fucking shite sweatbox nightclub to go jump up and down and "have fun" and "get hammered" on very expensive alcohol

id rather just a few in the local

load of shite really
>>
>>69236166
ping ping
>>
>>69236094
Will be right here la' hope to see you xx
>>
>>69236048
>Moéshit with a big enough budget and talented enough studio can't have good art
>>
>>69236052
the former

you could get laid solely on your reputation of having a 10-incher

as the former, you MIGHT get laid but every woman will be disappointed
>>
>>69236148
her bit this year was really bad, usually its a lot funnier imo
>>
business idea: tasmanian independence

fucking mainlanders telling me i can't fuck my sister
>>
>>69236131
ah yes, ronnie coleman in his prime
love how the lanklet has to flex so he doesn't look a twig. also always wearing long pants, I wonder why...
>>
>>69235974

>pencil
>thin
>legs
>>
>>69236185
mate that is fucking traced or drawn by koreans
>>
steroids are so fucking stupid, once you start taking them you have to keep taking them for the rest of your life or you'll grow bitch tits
>>
>>69235852
>>69236051
>>69236237
Why do manlets get so butthurt?
>>
>>69236002
quite surprised 4chan isnt blocked desu
>>
Have they got rid of (You)s? Just had a reply and there was not a (You) in sight, just some shit dashed line.
>>
>>69236084
i have a better one
>>
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time to roll a spliff
>>
>have a bad habit of night snacking
>eat close to bed time
>wake up feeling like shit, takes me a long time to get going in the morning, don't even get a morning erection or if i do its a sad one
>dont snack after dinner, get 12-14 hours without a meal including sleep
>wake up feeling great, no foggy headedness and a rock hard dick and have pretty stable mood/energy throughout the day

the boner knows.... penises are pretty smart... the perfect barometer for virility and vitality
>>
>>69236309
no
>>
>>69236299
>gets btfo
>y-you're butthurt
yeah, nah. enjoy nogains and looking like a stick though
>>
>>69236268
*stares at this picture*
*gets arrested*
>>
>>69236343
heh
>>
>>69236309
They have indeed abolished the (You), but fear not friend, simply copy paste the following into custom ccs and (You) shall see them return

.ql-tracked:after{
content:" (You)"
}
.ql-tracked{
border-bottom: none;
text-decoration: underline;
}
>>
>>69236278
KyoAni doesn't outsource animation for it's main projects acktually, and they obviously took reference pictures but that doesn't mean it's traced
>>
>>69236299

Dunno mate you're the one posting the images
>>
>>69236345
>thinks with his dick
wow asshole
>>
is K-ON a hentai or just a boring anime or what
>>
>posting in the old thread
>>
>>69236456
its a slice of life anime
>>
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>>69236456
It's an anime mainly focused on tea drinking and cake eating
>>
just teared up at the end of flip flappers lads haha what am i like
>>
>>69235213
Looks too open and desolate
notcomfy/10
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