/brit/

giving up on gf2017 in advance

cara

>>69229618
who /bfgf2017

dancing a jig

I could heem everyone in this thread

Ah the ol 'cide

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>I frequent r/thedonald

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WELL I'M
I'M ALL THE WAY UP I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER
YOU'LL NEVER
BRING ME DOWN DOWN DOWN OH OHH WUH UH UH OHH OH WUH UH UH OHH OH (OH NO) WUH UH UH OHH OH OH OHHH (YOU'LL NEVER BRING ME DOWN)

*shouts out to my ex*
*she ignores me and keeps walking*

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charli tbqh

>>69229694
I started this gimmick a few weeks ago, didn't think anyone had noticed it haha, always thought it was quite good

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hover over this image to get your noggin' roggin'

I did not know this

>>>/cgl/9297676

what is everyone planning for nye? even the lads that are staying in, whats poppin

Giving up on 2017 in advance

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>>69229697
Unfortunate to be half black and have no arse

>implying Half-Blood Prince isn't the best Harry Potter

>>69229733
going to drink loads of rum and try not to shit the bed this year. you?

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>visit /eire/ once

Would you kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP ? TRYING TO SLEEP OVER HERE

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2bh lads

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>>69229733
SKIPPITY BIPPITY BOO BOP DE DA DOO

>>69229733
got work that day

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anyone on virgin media fibre here?

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Granddad blocked porn at his house so I didn't wank for a week. Got home last night and wanked to non trap porn for the first time in months. Maybe no fap isn't a meme

>>69229762
would fuck all of them

>>69229733
Stay inside and play vidya

>>69229762
12534

>>69229733
going to a bbq with the 'rents and crying myself to sleep early so I can watch liverpool vs city in the morn'

>>69229807
yeah

>>69229733

crowded nightclub i paid a tenner for ffs is it all worth it would rather have just gone pub and ordered take away after

Got 2kg of potatoes for 19 English pence

Accepted I'm a failed recluse lads, a strange peace is coming with it. Now I can finally drink alone, play bf1 and watch that Louis theroux Scientology doc.

>>69229808
>not having vintage wanks to memories like you did in year 7

B A N G E R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_970832&feature=iv&src_vid=YdY5XPZFSdw&v=zZWoR5Y1iMI#t=6s

>>69229820
>having the dad second

you gay>

>>69229733
going order a takeaway, drink the rest of this bottle of whisky and hopefully get the bollocks obliterated when the clock strikes 12

>>69229724
mine now desu

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>>69229762
wish our winters DID look like that

>tfw I'll never have a proper comfy winter

>>69229808
just get around the block you spud

>>69229762
would probably shag the dad if it mean't i could shag all the women

tried wanking to memories but they're all too sad

>>69229761
go to see the fireworks
rest is unknown

going to ping it round monte carlo on dirt 3

>>69229873
wew lad

>>69229618
the lads

>>69229733
Nothing even though loads of people have invited me to do shit

>>69229837
do they ship the router to you before the engineer comes to activate/install everything?

>>69229877
its Canada desu
been snowing all day here

>>69229873
nice a fem twink bf

>>69229876
you're welcome to my sloppy seconds, I've moved on to more aggressive forms of shoutoutposting such as >>69229692

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opinion of swedes?

>>69229820
nonce

>>69229873
wonder what this feels like

Your Mum is a fat black slag

Anyone here like Harry Potter?

>>69229878
don't know how to to do it on phone

>>69229932
Known worldwide for being boring and beautiful

words that follow : end of the year gimmicks edition

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=15
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=15
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=15

pass is "brit"

>>69229873
>cata poster
lmao no wonder hes making videos shoving shit up his arse

>>69229932
you're alright, been speaking to quite a few of you at work the last couple weeks and they're all cool

>>69229931
arab posters are really nice
is it taqqiya?

Picnic.

>>69229935
asl?

>>69229873
why are they always so pale?

>>69229935
it feels really great

>>69229953
turn on a VPN

>>69229980
No, posters from poorer countries come here primarily for the anime, and people who like anime tend to be like that

>>69229733
to kill myself. im tired of the loneliness.

>>69230016
Poster in the back probably explains it.

I am a Muslim and a proud Brit

*drinks tea*

bants

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>>69229873
no i prefer women now

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what did they mean by this

>>69229935
amazing

could honestly fuck up any of you jagged tooth pricks

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Anybody else having problems with Spotify lads?

I'm one of those runts who can't study without music. I'm fidgeting like an aspie.

>>69230078
means another book full of memes for /pol/ to gush over

>and then all of a sudden your friends just abandon you and leave you with a bunch of like, 10 rugby players, uh oh!
>my knickers fell off and i fell on a penis, or 10!
>and one went in my mouth
>and one went in my bum
>then 2 went in my mouth!

>>69229873
ah yes I remember my trap days well

>>69229948
i like harry potter

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard

just did a really niffy fart

haitiANO

>>69229948
its rubbish
never liked it even as a kid
I was never "big" on fantasy

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>>69230098
>paying for music

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Serena Williams has used the social media platform Reddit to announce that she is engaged to its co-founder, Alexis Ohanian.

>>69230117
I would HAPPILY rim Dan Carter

>>69230050
what was it?

>>69229948
used to

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I never knew how much I wanted to see karen BLACKED until I saw this in another thread

>>69230169
huh, thats pretty cool

there's a really qt redhead here lads

>>69230098
listening to choons now not a problem lad

>>69230098
spotify used to be good

but it's been a buggy messy piece of shit for the past couple of years

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>>69229948
No

absolutely dreading the day I start balding/receding

my hair is one of my best assets for luring in the so-called gyaldem

>>69230001
19/m/plymouth/

u?

>>69229980
A lot of them are well alright, and a lot of them are annoying mentally ill weeb twats or can't shut up about israel, same with a lot of flags though

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Leave the Irish to me...

hand me the aux senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b-e5WpVi88

>>69230179
world of warcraft

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Find a flaw, oh wait, you can not.

>>69230165
Erm it's completely free you abnormie mug

>>69230204
The layout is perfect though imo. Recc me a deec alternative lad?

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>>69230240

>>69230240
*pops her face in the toaster*

dunno what to do

>>69230219
25/m/Bordeaux
want my baguette?

>>69230240
She doesn't have a feminine penis

>>69230240
face too big

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the fwb told me yesterday that she still has her school uniform in the back of her wardrobe

>>69230240
*Ahem*
>White
>British
>Flat
>10-head
>Looks like a xenomorph
>Bad actor
>Bad fashion sense

>>69230257
>Recc me a deec alternative lad?
I've literally moved onto using youtube for music now

that's how shit spotify has become

>>69230240
feminine penis is absent

>>69230163
I've been watching the films this week as they've been on TV and I thought I'd try and see what the hype was about. I get that they're not aimed at me, but neither is One Direction and I like them, however, Potter really is fucking unimaginative turgid shite.

Fuck knows what the books are like.

>>69230261
>ass
FOY

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>>69230240
She's not Felicity Jones.

>>69230098
>using the webplayer
fuck off

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>>69230257
>Erm it's completely free you abnormie mug

Enjoy your adverts cuck

>>69230240
she bypassed the feminine penis

>>69230308
the books are honestly worse
I read a few of them when the hype was big but they were all pretty dull and distinctly "unmagical"

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>>69229618

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wut

>>69230328
the hilarious part about spotify adverts is that they basically cause the app to crash a lot so you have to keep restarting it

>>69230209
I'm not balding whatsoever but I applied minoxidil to my temples literally just 10 minutes ago to make them a bit more peaked.

Tiny bit paranoid about it since my dad went completely bald in his thirties. I'm likely going to be taking drugs to stop it by the time I'm 23, and apparently they kill your cock.

>>69230240
no lady penis

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>>69230318
looks like the female version of pic related

>>69230381
hello

>>69230374
maybe on your shithouse of a phone

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interpals makes me laugh

>>69230390
can't unsee

>>69230098
>spotify

why not apple music la

mahoosive banger lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uqUJGM_vvA

>>69229948
it's shit

it's always been shit

the first 3 movies were alright but after they they got too dark and edgy and shit

I remember when we had to read harry potter at school and I complained about how it wasn't great literature back then

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ah yes...will certainly continue to act happy and pleasant around friends and the gf...this will certainly lead to an improved state of mind...

Still can't stand not having (You)s haha

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>>69230335

>>69230328
Literally no adverts

>>69230326
what's wrong with the webplayer dicked

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>why not apple music la

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wait a second

are you telling me that there are people in this thread right now who pay for music?

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>paying for music

>>69230411
not just on my phone though

the desktop version would break the most

>>69230458
Need my fix

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>>69230404
te voy a pegar .

had to explain all the fucking jokes to my grandparents while watching screenwipe, knew it was a bad idea

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>>69230458
What?

>>69230414
well they are not allowed to speak the language of their parents/the country the come from?
I thought on interpal you could put different languages, how is that a problem

literally don't understand how people live without abusing drugs and alcohol

>>69230462
holy shit I didn't realise Runescape was so big
I've only been to like 3 towns haha

>>69230462
Playing OSRS right now lad, its GOAT.

that girl's some bitch yknow

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lads

>>69230303
But new albums aren't on there lad

>>69230414
How do I get a desperate foreign interpals gf?

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>>69230531

>>69230531
erm alcohol is a drug sweetie

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>literally don't understand how people live without abusing drugs and alcohol

>>69230581
its not a drug, its a drink

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>>69230531
Drink almost every night desu

Not much but 1 or 2

lads whats the fastest way to kill myself

>>69229733
was gonna stay in but looks like a low key affair at a pub

>>69230567
meme robot

>>69230616
knife through the heart

christ alive

https://www.reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice/comments/5kxu8p/hair_skincare_fragrance_and_fitness_thread/dbrntjt/?st=ixaxfj0d&sh=ee3cf54c

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>>69230533
I only ever played the Freemium version so I never saw most of that stuff either

its actually even bigger since they added a new continent

>>69230616
Bullet to the head.

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>tfw the post timer hits 0 but you have nothing to post

>>69230567
ironically the most human character in that movie

>>69230616
hammer to the bollocks

>>69230462
they still haven't done the menaphos shite yet?

NEW WORDS WITH FRIENDS, 30s REACTION TIME :: shit gimmicks edition

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=16

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=16

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=16

pass: brit

I don't drink because I don't want to be sick

Please note that it was extremely hard for me to admit that.

>>69230318
Might watch her get YANKED in Like Crazy again

tooled up Brexit

>>69230589
same

every second I'm not spasticated is dire. keep going over all the things that make me a shite person and my life a pile of misery

>>69230535
>Spend majority of teenage life clicking on trees and crabs for hours
>Proceed to waste away majority of adult life doing it all over again

Ahh yes, an insight into the debilitating self-destructive condition known as ''Runt Syndrome''.

best wank i had in 2016 was with another lad but i'm not a bender.

we know what brexit is but what does it mean?

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don't understand how he's not a /brit/ gimmick yet

how come the uk and japan both got some heavy drinking culture going on? why do islanders drink a lot?

>thinking about telling brit how to use spotify for free without ads
>start remembering what happened to the ASMR porn videos
think ill skip this one

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>>69230662
here's the Free Only map, which is way smaller

>>69230273
hmm

maybe

how big is it

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ironic, don't you think

>>69230531
Because people who aren't abnormie subhumans get their dopamine ''fix'' daily from interacting with other normal people

I think the thing with Harry Potter is that it is written by someone who, not only is a shite writer but forgotten what it was like to actually be a child, and tried to re-imagine it through these books. It's why it's all utterly retarded with confused narrative, odd tonal shifts and why the wizard kids at 11 are talking like fucking adults.

I fucking despair that this has become the cultural icon it has.


>>69230567
Why do they give all the droids 4-character names in Star Wars?

>>69229766
What, like all the other times?
We sleep so much we're 30 years late anon

doing a cheeky listen to literally any album ever created on the ol' apple music lads

torrent nerds BTFO

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>>69230662
>freemium

I got a blowjob from another lad when I was pissed and afterwards I kissed him passionately on the lips and tasted my own cum but I'm not gay.

reposting:

I AM CALLING IN SICK TOMORROW

THE LAST TIME I CALLED IN SICK WAS 12TH DECEMBER

IS THIS ACCEPTABLE?

>>69230790
17x4

>>69230845
was it ironic

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>>69230852
where do you work la

http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=15
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=15
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=15
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=15

>>69230782
I don't get it, it's already free without ads?

>>69230852
>12TH DECEMBER
Of this year? Then no, twice in the same month is unacceptable.

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>>69230273
>living in bordeaux
>BORDEAUX
why not Nantes while ur at it

>>69230904
saten best girl

>>69230893
goes to the homepage

Harry Potter's for middleclass privately educated twerps who read it in between sessions of getting buggered.

>>69230929
really?

>>69230782
I have free deezer without ads
>adblock

will batter anyone itt in rs
w333 fight arena lets go

>>69230935
What's wrong with Bordeaux?

there's no other way to say it, /tightsgf2016/ has been a failure

please can someone answer the following

what's it like being attractive

what's it like having friends

what's it like having a gf

what's it like having sex

what's it like not being a wagey

>>69230781
Makes me laugh coz the brits can actually drink whereas the japs can't drink without getting absolutely shattered
But they do it for a reason, too much pressure at work

>>69231000
howling and screaming at this guy

>>69230977
oh lord

>>69231014
both are trying to get the most fucked as possible, only comes faster for japs

>>69230977
what the fuck is going on in this webm

>The top memes and viral videos of 2016

BBC front page

This is how fucking low the BBC have sunk

Might quit my new job after only 2 months, finding the hours and commute a real struggle lads 2bh

>>69231000
me and the gf and side gf are screeching at this post

>>69230977
me on the right

>>69231000
dunno
alright
pretty good
nice
boring. am not contributing to society in any way. feel like a bit of a parasite

>get two bottles of coke zero for £2
>Think it's two 1.5 litre bottles because of the shape
>It's actually two 2.25 litre bottles

BIG fan

>>69231000
not that different, but i'm not that attractive

if they're good then it's fun

not that great

depends can be shit or great

not one yet

>>69231000
>what's it like being attractive
gives you hope
>what's it like having friends
wouldnt know
>what's it like having a gf
unless you love her, its just a pain in the ass
>what's it like having sex
good innit
>what's it like not being a wagey
wouldnt know (never been one)

>>69230766
brit isn't intelligent to watch his channel

there are a couple of memes on /sci/

RIP if pieces Bacon boy

>A man who placed bacon on the doors of a Bristol mosque has died in prison while serving a 12-month sentence.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-38458529

>>69231116
good riddance

>>69230977
me n the proto gf dancing

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>>69231116
rorke BTFO

this is what happens when you try to /brit/post irl

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>>69231116
>year in prison for putting bacon on a mosque

>>69231116
>go to JAIL and DIE for throwing meat at a building

>>69230782
makes me a feel a little sick donating £9.99 a month to the swedish economy

please do tell

>>69231069
This is police brutality, if people of colour enjoyed the same privileges in life as wh*tes he wouldn't have to take matters into his own hands and borrow that bike just so he can feed his starving children

>>69231116
>12 months in prison for putting a bit of meat on a building

The ABSOLUTE state of this fucking country Jesus Christ

>>69231116
>put bacon on mosque
>get murdered in prison by shitskins
ah yes

>>69230855
no thanks then

>>69230977
will never forget the one I saw posted here on time where some bitch started twerking on some guy and he and his friend just completely lose their minds and start jumping on her and humping her relentlessly to the point where she is practically immobile and by the end one guy literally climbs onto some railings and jumps on her like like in the fucking WWE

literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen

>>69231094
saw a 3L bottle in B&M yesterday, mental to think someone can drink that all in one day

>be british
>put meat on a building
>get stabbed

Why aren't you moving to the Czech republic??
Literally the best and most underrated country. A hidden gem.

>great culture
>great history
>great nature
>great weather
>great architecture
>great art
>great personal freedoms
>great gun laws
>great beer
>great sex
>okay with gays but doesn't have gay marriage
>one of the highest levels of atheism in the world
>one of the highest living standards in the world
>no immigrants

>>69231116
>declined to give details
He was murdered wasn't he

>>69231231
faggot bitch whore
ill knif u

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is it just me or have (You)s disappeared?

replaced by underlined quote numbers?

>>69231166
>>69231189
We literally arrest people for staring.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-24536996

been trying to learn spanish over the past while but then realised i have no interest in Spain and dislike most mexicans i've talked to

might move onto german or italian

>>69231289
Slovakia or Poland > czechia

>>69231294
STOP

USING

THE

NATIVE

4CHAN

EXTENSION

>>69231289
Because I can't fucking speak Czech, I am culturally British and I want a job in the financial sector.

>>69231238
Fucking cracks me up

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Drive boy dog boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your innerspace boy
You had
hands girl boy
and steel boy
You had chemicals boy
I've grown so close to you
Boy and you just groan boy
She said comeover comeover
She smiled at you boy.

>>69230977
bath salts man

>>69231116
>pakis can rape away for a decade unpunished
>put bacon on mosque, get a year in jail, die there
ah yes, western europe

browsing the ol' chon with the gf lads

she says you lot are funny

>>69231000

>what's it like being attractive
People treat you nicer subconsciously, which causes you to be more confident, which causes people to treat you nicer, and so on. You get dopamine releases from looking in the mirror.

>what's it like having friends
Some friends are way, way, way better than others.

>what's it like having a gf
Bf/gf shit is for teenagers and insufferable roleplaying turbo-normie twats. Real people legit have down-low FWBs.

>what's it like having sex
Too much effort to describe every detail. If you genuinely love and have a deep relationship with the person then you will feel it more in your stomach than in your dick.

>what's it like not being a wagey
Sad because I'm a bartender and my work is part of my social life

>>69231238
holy shit lol

>>69231297
Fucking state of this country, Why are we so desperate to criminalise people?

*picks you up and puts you in tbe bin*

>>69231294
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You're welcome

>>69231297
>>69231189
>>69231166
>>69231116
These days, if you say you're English, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail

>>69231289
THIS
I've been to Prague for new year's Adam and it was astonishingly bright white
No seriously it's a great place, a lot of culture, good food, good beer
Litterally everything, even beautiful women

>>69231238
me getting shoved in the dustbin

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>America just expelled all Russian diplomats

Obongo is gonna start ww3 lads

>>69231367
because the law is treated as a malleable guide which is bent to suit emotion rather than a steadfast set of guidelines for appropriate and inappropriate behaviour

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>>69231376
It worked! Thanks lad

>>69231376
Done

now I just need a (You)

someone reply please

>>69231423
why?

>>69231305
>german
German is a very ugly language anon
Chicks dig Italian though
This is not coming from an Italian at all

glad that Russia joined the Syrian civil war or else I wouldn't have known who the good guys were

>Obama is escalating by calling out the espionage that everyone does
>Trump isn't escalating by saying we need more nukes
ah yes, /pol/

>>69231460
test :)

>>69231297

state of this country, it's a shame this is what its come to

>>69231460
dickhead

It's time.

Draw your best anime girl lads. I'll provide constructive criticism.

http://sketchtoy.com/67772489

don't reply to this post i'm testing something

>>69231480
Wow thanks man it works

why did the abrahamic gods wait tens of thousands of years to reveal themselves?

>>69231321
Most of them speak English fine, don't worry about this

>>69231460 are a massive bander :D

>>69231453
Just doing my part to help the community x

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really need a pet doggo

The Economist @TheEconomist 8h
In 1972 a man with a degree aged 25-34 earned 22% more than a man without. Today, it's 70%

>>69231367
>>69231386
>>69231488
Plot twist: He's actually Turkish.
https://www.sundaypost.com/news/scottish-news/man-accused-of-stalking-nicola-sturgeon-may-sue-police/

Sturgeon is a hypocrite 2bh

>>69231289
Literally live in Prague and I'm going back in 3 days

Ask for ''Czechlad'' around this time and I'll pop my head up haha

>>69231509
nonce

>>69231470
Wish they'd both fuck off because we'll get dragged along and dying in a field fighting either Russians or Americans doesn't sound appealing to me

>>69231519
Got distracted watching anime

>>69231470
If you want peace, prepare for war.

>>69231539
are the neets included?

>>69231519
reckon they were just bantering around for a while

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>>69229618
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31128736


>An abuse victim and her father have been speaking about how they feel they were failed by the authorities in Rotherham.
>The woman, who wants to remain anonymous, was nearly 14 when the exploitation began.
>She went missing from home on numerous occasions over four years - both the police and council knew about it.
>Her father was arrested twice as he tried to get his daughter back.

Labour? Muslims and young rich cultural Marxists.
Conservatives? (((Elite))) and cuckservatives.
UKIP? Working class and patriots.

crazy how far reaching AI is

it can replace so many jobs that you wouldn't even expect

laddiemates

ive become

comfortably numb

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>>69231509

>>69231470
Why does it matter if you have more nukes or not?

>Oh no America has 2000 nukes now they'll be able to nuke us 2000 times, before when they could only nuke us 1000 times we weren't bothered

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>>69231510

>>69231539
By and large due to making college degrees requirements for jobs that traditionally did not require one

Very few jobs actually require a university education

How's Swansea, lads?

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>mummy's downstairs
>going to have a wank anyway

>>69231470
tbf the announcement of the Satan II rocket and the display of it probably had him rattled.

once he finds out how extensive and high tech the US arsenal is, he might change his tune

>>69231509
http://sketchtoy.com/67772564

>>69231594
did he ded

>>69231509
http://sketchtoy.com/67772565

>>69231594
he punched that nigga into the shadow realm [okhand] [jot] [joy] [100] [okhand]

>>69231594
>the pushups at the end
fucking kek

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ah yes, the so-called future

>Duterte throwing people out helicopters

Why can't we have a leader like that?

>>69231469
I know you're a good guy lad