why are nordic guys so qt?

>>69227432
>Me on the left

>>69227432
>t. sudaca

fix'd

>get thrown in a pit filled with snakes
>die

make sex with me

thought the majority of the cast were anglos

>>69227432
HAY BBY GURL U WUN SUM FUKK??

>>69227432
me on the right

Gustaf Skarsgård is the only snownigger among the 3. One is a brit and the other an aussie.

post feet

>>69227553
>Gustaf Skarsgård is the only snownigger among the 3. One is a brit and the other an aussie.
oh :O i love brits now :)

>>69227583
this

>>69227432
That show was good, or at least fine, but it did get a bit too vikingboo desu. Norsemen were all fine and dandy but the pop-culture notion that vikings (literally just drunken germanic pirates) were these unstoppable demigods of war is just stupid WE WUZery.

Anyway yeah Scandies are aesthetic af so that's probably why.

>>69227798
>This

You don't need to be a warrior to slain monks.

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There have probably been more finns than actual scandis on that show

>>69228076
Two finns, and the rest are brits and irishmen.

>>69227432
to compensate the autism

>>69228105
no there were finns in first 2 seasons, but they all died. they didn't get big roles like the current ones tho

>>69228105
>>69228170
you can even hear finnish being talked in several different scenes where there's a group of vikings sitting around

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We have maintained the purity of ang... scandinavian genetics

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Could you fugg Finnish guys?

>>69228322
Wouldn't mind fugging Jasper, but I'm not interested in manlet John Dillinger.

>>69228252
finland mentioned!

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>>69228322

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>>69228371
>but I'm not interested in manlet John Dillinger.
fuck me, i'm even shorter than him

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I would give my sister to Travis

Reminder that Ragnar died in the latest episodes. It's over.

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>>69228076
The English actors are the best.

>>69227432

Are you girl(male) or a female girl?

>>69228511
>Not knowing anything about Ragnar as a mythic figure
>Not realising the snakepit was an inevitability

>>69228734
It's over for him, I meant. I prefer Bjorn.

>>69227504
i think you mean shit yourself to death

>>69228664
female girl :/

>>69227432
>qt
they look like faggots and can't fight

>>69227432
Left: actual Nord
Middle: race mixed

Tfw

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>tfw they had to play slav as ''le beautiful strong aryan viking warrior xD''

>>69228853
I would have shat myself to death in the cage before being thrown into the pit 2bh

>>69230701
pretty expensive way to kill someone t b h importing snakes just to kill someone

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>ywn lick her pussy

why even live

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Viking from a new russian movie

>>69231285
i will never lick anyone's pussy, so i can live with knowing i won't lick hers either

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this is suffering
just kill me already

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VAR DET NÅGON SOM SA NOOOOORTHERN BROTHERS?

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>>69227432
I love how none of them have that stereotypical viking look with the long blonde beard and square and instead are a bunch of nu-males and hipster, probably because they're their target audience.

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>that armpit

why do you punish me like this GOD WHY?

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Ask me anything about Old Norse.

>>69227432

dark guys are way better

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>>69231650
will I ever lick her pussy?
if not then

>living
for what purpose?

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>>69231791
she isn't Germanic, so I don't really care

if you have questions about Old Norse, I'd be happy to help you

>>69231791
how is she getting fucked by a woman wtf?

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>>69231791
>>69231556
>>69231450
>>69231285
Aslaug > Lagertha

>>69231546
>stereotypical viking look with the long blonde beard
Norse at that time were generally clean shaven and without long hair (though apparently they lightened it).

>>69231899
Why don't you accept Brits as northmen they're your rapebabies after all, the only difference between a Dane and a Brit is fetal alcohol syndrome.

>>69231986
>Aslaug > Lagertha
No

>>69232096
England is Germanic

>>69232096
She is slavic, not anglo

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>>69231899
will I ever kiss her?
if not then

>Living
with what objective?

>>69232096
>Dane and a Brit is fetal alcohol syndrome.
It's Celtic ancestory desu.

>>69231899
>Emilie
>nordic
j e j

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>>69232181
Most Nordic people have celtic ancestry.

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>ywn spectate lionsex with her

end me already

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>>69232168
Argentina, this has nothing to do with Old Norse. Please don't make me curse you.

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>>69232349
What do you think of this guy?

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rate

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>>69227432
>nordic guys

Hola chica, que tal? soy un nordico con ojos marrones y pelo castano!

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>>69232349
will I ever enjoy her tits?
if not then

>Living
for what reason?

>>69232445
>>69232446
Fuck off Mahmut.

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>>69232437
I have too many thoughts ahout him to be able to sum up evertyhing in one post. His Norwegian books are very interesting. You baka gaijin are missing out.

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>>69232529

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>ywn be inside her

this is soulcrushing

>>69232530
How different is nordic mythology compared to Finnish mythology or the Slavic one ?
Is it like between Roman and Greeks or completely different ?

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>>69232728
Slavic mythology is not very well attested. And I don't know very much about Finnish mythology, so I don't feel comfortable lecturing you about it.

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>she will never run desperately to make you lick her pussy

how can a God be so cruel?

>>69232897
There is basically nothing known about Slavic mythology because the ones who brought writing to Slavia were Christians

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>>69231398
The average Russian is more "viking" than that.

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>she will never attack your cock

pls guys tell me I'm not alone so I can feel slightly better

>>69233134
you are alone, now and forever

>>69233150
=(

I leave now
thanks for so much
sorry for so little

>>69232278
Light hair doesn't translate to Celtic ancestory. Hell some Melanesians are blond.

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>>69233337
hvat's betra í heimi an en fǫgru víf? berk af þingi þungan harm, þann es skalk aldrigi finna svanna minn.

(what is better in the world than the fair maidens? I bring from the assembly a terrible thought: that I will never find my girl.)

>>69232445
Love is gross then.

>>69232530
>långskallar och kortskallar
literally the obsolete cousin of modern genetics. I guess there is a crowd who gives it merit just because it's non-PC, though.

varg is a joke.

>>69233432
with this level of autism you very well may never find her

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>>69233524

>>69233616
>I can't believe the Old Norse guy posted something in Old Norse

>>69233663
>norwegian
>"old norse guy"
WE

>>69233791
se
>>69231650
>>69231899
>>69232349

>Main characters
>Ukrainians
>Finns
>Irish
>Finns
>Anglos

>Nordics

lmao.

Might as well pick me up since I'm son of Icelanders then you can add a Portuguese to the mix.

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>t.spanish girl

POST YOUR FEET!