Vocaroo Thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18mdF8ikFi3

>>69226444
hallo, pls critique my pronunciation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u3fZ2QRVhl

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04vOXFBLnvq

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CVgwSirQXb

allah ackbar

>>69226545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05ZzAjF74SI

>>69226545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HOM080PkZA

>>69226257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SjAD681uha
>>69226444
Nice digits

NACH DEM KRIEGE ERGOSSEN SICH DIE HEUSCHRECKENSCHWÄRME DER
OSTJUDEN ÜBER DAS DEUTSCHE LAND!

SIE TRUGEN IHREN ZERSETZENDEN EINFLUSS IN DIE KREISE DES DEUTSCHEN
HANDELS!

SIE VERGEWALTIGTEN AUCH DIE DEUTSCHE KULTUR, ZERSETZTEN DIE
LITERATUR, BEUTETEN DEN BAUERN UND ARBEITER AUS UND WÜRDIGTEN
DEN DEUTSCHEN HANDEL HERAB!

AUF ALLEN LEBENSGEBIETEN DES DEUTSCHEN VOLKES ZERSCHLUGEN SIE
ÜBER ALL DIE SITTE UND DAS DEUTSCHE WESEN MIT IHREN RAFFENDEN,
SPEKULATIONSLÜSTERNEN GEIST DER VERANTWORTUNGSLOSIGKEIT!

>>69226664
here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kPH7EuKQy2

>>69226257
Doin' my best /brit/ impression here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MuXox2N7oF

>>69226807
danke woazn
danke

>>69226664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dG1CSTx1Bv

>>69226846
Das war aber von Marcel Windischmann

>>69226891
Verstopfung?

>>69226807
>You'll never speak German this fluently.
Fuck.

>>69226891
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1acLp79a8pl

>>69227009
pretty sure that was literally hitler

>>69226891
topkek

>>69226257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gUqU9EcTyy

r8

>>69227040
He never spoke this clearly.

>>69227091
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gUqU9EcTyy
Understandable with a strong accent/10

(You) pronounced one word wrong, arrange. You said it more like "orange" when the A should be an open a

>>69227040
It was von Renteln

>>69226891
made my day

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>>69227188
>strong accent

>>69227188
Nice dubs, but why don't you rate me >>69226841
cunt?

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>>69227300

the only thing that stops me from participating is exceptionally retarded texts. somehow people think it is """funny""" and therefore more interesting.

>>69227091
>>69226593

here's a little feedback
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bykxzWU1Tk

8/10

>>69226628

3/10, work a little more on it anon :/

>>69226841
>in my loife
kek

>>69227091
9/10, almost native-tier.

way you said "knackered" made me kek

>>69227009
>you will always be a monolingual fat fuck with an accent

>>69227403
>>69227188
>strong accent
>almost native

>>69227403
>>>69227091
>>>69226593

sorry, i somehow replied to both and only talked about one. which means i left someone out. not sure which. i'm really drunk and dont feel like going back to check

>>69226841
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MuXox2N7oF
indian/10
The hard R's need to stop.
The over exaggeration of some words need to stop.
For a british accent, the vowels need to be more open but hey, I'm not a br*t.

>>69227459
oh wait nevermind, i did reply to both i just accidentally quoted one twice

>>69227457
Terve!

>>69227457
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gUqU9EcTyy
The other burger is flat wrong. The fr*g has an undeniably strong accent.

>>69227521
Moro!

>>69227544
?

>>69227572
terve, moro, moi, hei jne.

>>69227457
>tfw when you have no idea if someone rating your accent is a native speaker himself

>>69227606
>terve, moro, moi, hei jne.
Uhhh.....
Ni hao?

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Does anyone want to do a Bavarian one?
I bin hoid a Pozzhahnrei. Es woids wissn wos des is? Na guad, lossts mi fazöin.

A normala Hahnrei kriegt nur oa Gschenk vo seim schwoazn Stecha: a schwoaz Banggad. Mia Pozzhahnrei mechadn oba mehr hom. Mir woin via Gschenke. Mia han sierige kloane Luder.

Oba zerscht dazua, wia i's moch. Fia gwöhnlich foa i mid meim BMW zu so aner Fitnessbudn-Kreizung wo Nega eana Muskln dreniern und mas scho sauber in der Luft riacht. Do wer i scho hoat wann i bloß dro denk. Manchmal kimm i a a weng in meiner hosn. Nocher steig i aus und frog de Schwoazn (naa, ned an Seehofer oder an Söder!) wea vo eane EITZ hod. De wissn dann scho wos kimmt. Oana vo eane mocht an schrid noch vuan und mir foahn zammad a stickl weida. Na hol i mei Messa raus und haus ma in mein Schniedl und drehs a weng in da Hahrnröhrn. Bei uns in der Hahnrei-Community hoaßt des der "Eitz-Dreher".

Hale, des dead scho weh, oba was nochad kimmt is oafach zum obspitzn geil. Da Nega schiebt sein mordstrumm Schwanz in mei Harnröhrn eine und bempert mi bis mir beide zammad kemma. So hob i ma scho via faschiedne oatn vo EITZ gholt. Des is as easte Gschenk.

Nochat foah ma haam zu mia, do werd dann a mei wei vo eam bempert. Des is as zwoate Gschenk. Sie hod a scho an Haufn Oatn vo EITZ. Jeds mol, wenns schwonga werd, schenks ma a schwoazes baby des wo aa EITZ hod. Des is as gresste Gschenk, doss i woaß, doss mei Kinda no mea weiße Fraun infiziern wean.

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>>69226257
Is my English pronunciation shit?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bk6FxZsVlB

>>69227644
hiiohoi halojatapäivää!

>>69227473
How's it Indian if I roll my Rs this hard? Huh fucker? Doesn't even make sense

>>69227679
sounds like you got an L on your english exams

>>69227713
you chinese motherfucker, shut your pie socket.

someone sing the Internationale in German

>>69227781
>you chinese motherfucker, shut your pie socket.

shouldn't you be out sacrificing a child to your gods, Moctezuma?

>>69227721
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bk6FxZsVlB
The rolling of the R's is a characteristic of Indian speakers of english. That paired with your poor english accent makes it sound more like an indian who grew up with british education.
Almost no English (from england) speakers have a rolled R in their accent.

>>69227867
>american education

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>>69227765
>L
Is this good or bad?

>>69227916
isn't education in brazil nonexistent

>>69226257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dMbhWAypqs

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>>69227945
I'll break your fucking neck, m8.

>>69227950
very good, pekka

>>69227950
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dMbhWAypqs
Very good. There are only a few words I can pick out with a strong error.

>>69227886
Maybe I was more aiming towards a scottish accent and you are a yank without any idea.

>>69227927
raus

>>69228037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18aVpMI51T7

>>69228037
>strong error
like hwut? I know I don't sound native but even after re-listening to it I don't hear any errors per se (except for when I was about to say something instead of anything)

>>69228072
>>69226841
>best /brit/
should've clarified
I just re-listened to it and it's not changed.
I don't know which accent you are aiming for.
It starts with NZ, then goes to indian then australian then english then scottish.
There's no one cohesive accent that can be heard all the way through.
2bh, it's just a poor reading.

stay mad Abdsallam.

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>>69228117
Huh?

>>69228147
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dMbhWAypqs
People
Over
target

It's not always how you say the word but the stresses you put on different words in the sentence. English isn't a "bouncy" language like Finnish, it's more of a calm and predicted tone. Your emphasis on some words rather than others really is the only point to be corrected. (but that's still minor)

9.8/10

>>69228369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Tw3lhA9PXi

how do you figure what the tonic sillable?

>>69228369
>English isn't a "bouncy" language like Finnish
what?

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>>69228285
Stay fat, Pedro.

>>69228369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r3nl4pGo5o here's my outrageously overplayed murrican accent

omae no omanko ni ore no ochinpomiruku o sosoide yaruze!
tenno heika banzaaaaai!

>>69228439
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r3nl4pGo5o
If you listen to Finnish its very up and down with the vowels and intonations of the words. that's at least what I hear from my perspective.
>>69228463
This is absolute gold (Au).

>>69228463
PERKELE
CAN YOU DO SOME TYPICAL SWEARING IN FINNISH?

>>69226664
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CR6cSj9LAl I assume this is about 2/10
t. I don't speak german at all

>>69228465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zjq6UTZPDY

>>69228463
Why is it that finnish sounds like clicks?

>>69228566
like italian, right? i've noticed that.
i think it's charming.

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>>69228619
lold so hard

>>69228566
how murrican does it sound?

>>69228586
I'd rather just link this since he does it better (+ my neighbours are sleeping and I don't want to wake them up by yelling) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v6VI7T97xA

>>69228643
sounds like clicks? hwut?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06wPEiG2d8L
tried to keep quiet so I swallowed some words

>>69228610
Sounds very Swiss, noicely done.

Requesting Swedish, Italian or Romanian

>>69228764
I refuse to believe I sound anything close to a native speaker, I didn't even say all the words right after further inspection, but thanks for trying to keep my spirits up

>>69228810
requesting castellano

>>69228465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PUw5T4XRxK
Best ally.

>>69228817
Oh it's quite alright and understandable but, as I said, your accent makes you sound like a Swiss trying to speak German.

>>69228716
thanks

>>69228928
I thought the Swiss spoke German with a swiss accent and not a completely different language? Also don't the swiss overuse guttural sounds, I've seen some clips posted by germans where the swiss sounded like they had throat cancer combined with a kilo of phlegm in their throat.

>>69228716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v10j02SkMs

Rate please

>>69228465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KHMwWc1Ub6

>>69229044
>I thought the Swiss spoke German with a swiss accent
You thought wrong. They speak Swiss German which contains all those guttural sounds and is different to Standard High German. If they try to speak SHG, they sound like, well, you did.

>>69228465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CIGCNEYV3P
no idea

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F31MNmIttl


how about some serbian?

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>>69228871
too normal/10
>>69229188
7/10 kekd

>>69229188
the fucking super mario land music is killing me

>>69229188
kek

>>69229128
which part? singing was 6/10 (would be 7/10 but it's way too high imo), I understood everything you said but it's always easier to sound native when singing, but I'll give you 8/10 for pronunciation. Might as well post mine http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ARC9BWpBvi

>>69229274
Well thanks for correcting me. Guess I should learn some swiss if I already sound kind of like them.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0boQtWH7zNJ

(My) Québécois French, if someone's never heard it.

>>69229850
ew

>>69228841

La Policía Municipal de Madrid ha sancionado a doscientos treina y ocho coches con matrícula par hasta el mediodía en la capital por infringir el protocolo contra la polución. En un primer momento los agentes han sido benévolos y no han sancionado a los coches a primera hora de la mañana con el fin de no bloquear las entradas a la capital en hora punta. Sin embargo, una vez pasado el momento crítico de la circulación se han empezado a sancionar a los vehículos, según las mismas fuentes policiales. Uno de los puntos donde más multas se han impuesto ha sido la calle de Cea Bermúdez a la salida del túnel de entrada a la ciudad por debajo de la Plaza de Costa Rica.

>>69228465
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11fDbCXK0GG

ore ha polando ga daisuki da!
kurubaaaaaaaa!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ah1DeoPiln

pls rate

>>69231259
You are already a native spanish speaker/10

srsly, why?

>>69230627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DlweijWhuB
haven't spoken spanish in a long time

>>69227403
FOY

>>69231677
7.5/10
Very good. Everything you said is perfectly understood. The only problem I saw is some letter pronunciations (the ñ specifically), and the accentuation of some words.

>>69229850
Could understand 70% of it on the first time. It went better than I expected desu

>>69232015
thanks, I really need to start practising again

Requesting(spanish):

>Al que madruga, Dios lo ayuda.
>El desordenado trabaja de más.
>Adelante la pica y la pala, al trabajo sin más dilación.
>Cigüeña, niña, baño, paraguas.

>>69228810
I hope it's not too late

>italian
L'ambiguità delle nostre lingue, la naturale imperfezione dei nostri idiomi, non rappresentano il morbo postbabelico dal quale l'umanità deve guarire, bensì la sola opportunità che Dio aveva dato ad Adamo, l'animale parlante. Capire i linguaggi umani, imperfetti e capaci nello stesso tempo di realizzare quella suprema imperfezione che chiamiamo poesia, rappresenta l'unica conclusione di ogni ricerca della perfezione.

>romanian
Dar e atât de dureros şi greu să nu crezi în fericire. Pentru cei mulţi, fericirea ajunge chiar un sens dat existenţei. Cu atât mai rău pentru ei. Fericirea nu poate fi cunoscută, valorificată şi stăpânită decât după ce te-ai îndoit de ea.

>>69234231
No it isn't, will record it now

>>69234231
Italian
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00iDRnBUyMC

>>69234798
Very good
8/10

>>69234963
Romanian was harder
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CUxCoXtZ0G

>>69235114
Not bad, I could understand you. But you mispronounced most of the â's and ă's and the letter j is pronounced like the french j

>>69235587
>â's and ă's
Yeah I don't know how to pronounce them, unless they're in a word I know (and I don't know many) I'm clueless

>>69235748
This is how you pronounce them, I hope it's helpful
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tyDBnJYx5r

>>69228743
9/10

>>69231731
BUY

http://vocaroo.com/

r8?

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>>69238613

>>69238613
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h6ZOzrqVz9

sorry, here.

>>69238639
>>69238641

>>69238641
9/10, better than some of my co-workers desu
only thing you fucked up was how you said "language"

>>69238641

The pronunciation is perfect, but your accent kinda sound like Duterte's kek

9/10

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>>69238780
>>69239021
Thanks, will practice more.

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>>69238641
Good dialogue choice. I'll give you an 8/10.
I noticed some stutters, but ultimately it's very understandable.
Don't try to get ahead of your words, it's alright to go slowly and recuperate on your second try.

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bump for aussies

>>69241635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IYasXDNFrx

its late so i cant give it my all

>>69241779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HETpdKSRNf

>>69241779
>>69242354

gonna need a (you) for this duet

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>>69242354
beautiful christmas miracle. thank you.

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>>69242570