Janny is the meower, /cum/ is the fishe edition
Janny please have mercy
>>69225444
emily
>>69225444
I'd never eat out janny
>>69225516
What is this advanced memery?
Just ate a hot dog
>>69225540
>dear santa
>please kill everyone
+ one pair of wool socks
je suis un fromage
>>69225469
Then the important question:
How do I get a Quebecois gf/bf?
>>69225604
Moi aussi
>tGw man will auf Deutsch mit anderen sprechen aber sie schneiden einen
>>69225608
tu passe pour une fille?
>>69225608
come visit and stay with me :3
>>69225608
>go to quebec
>approach woman on street
>corner her
>scream PARLOR VOW ENGLISH?
>clap in her face to assert dominance
>follow her
>she begins to sprint
>activate roll mode
>catch her as a ball like an indiana jones trap
>>69225700
Can I come too?
>>69225698
Non
>>69225700
Really?!
>>69225608
Ask a girl from Quebec out on a date, duh.
>>69225608
The same way you get any other gf/bf
Québécois may be substantially superior to the majority of """"Canadians"""" but they're still normal people.
Try a dating site
>>69225700
Pls be my bf
>>69225660
Ich kenne dieses Gefühl
>>69225730
Duh
>>69225752
Yes but I need one for a permanent residency
Fuck flags
>>69225570
want you to know that I don't kije this post
>>69225727
dommage, j'aimerais ça me faire un boypussy finnois
>>69225802
yeah fuck em
>>69225813
Why?
Do you not like hot dogs?
>>69225802
Fuck you
>>69225817
O-okey
>>69225778
Just meet a girl online, you visit her, she visits you, get engaged, get married, apply for permanent residence via the family spousal sponsorship program.
I have a friend from the UK that did exactly this
>>69225846
yesterday I had a hotdog at costo. huge all beef hotdog and a pop for $1.50
could really go for some mcdonalds fries right now
>>69225846
I don't kije you
>>69225802
>>69225845
No, fuck you guys. Flags are cool.
>>69225891
That's racist
>>69225881
Should I go to Montreal soon?
>>69225802
anyone who uses those extra flags should probably neck themselves
>>69225886
Those hotdogs are p. good desu
What are the best black comedy movies?
>>69225817
Te's un dégénérer pédé
>>69225770
Warum mag keiner Deutsch?
>>69225930
it was also at 10 am so there was no line
>>69225922
you got it boyo
http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/world/obama-administration-slaps-sanctions-on-russia-expels-35-diplomats-1.3915681
>bama getting in all the diplomatic nonsense in fore he's kicked out in the 20th
This rush to set up a road block against Trump's first two months is almost comical at this point.
Just got off work an hour early to shitpost on /cum/
>>69225915
Might as well
And it's Montréal
>>69225950
le fil s'appelle /cum/
>>69225966
stop being mean
youre going to make him cry again
he's trying his best, ok? thats all that matters
The future is NOW
>>69225976
i didn't even go to work today
>>69225999
Je suis desolee
Jenna <3
>>69226011
no its not
have you seen how people are supposed to drive that thing?
>>69225966
The Fed is raising interest rates in an effort to plunge us into a recession just as he takes office
>>69225817
>>69225727
he's mine!!
>>69225716
ya
>>69225753
m-maybe
>>69225950
>dégénérer
>/cum/
wew
>>69225952
Es ist die Deutscher, nicht Deutsch
Die Deutscher sind sehr unhöflich
Deutsch ist Ruhe und nett
>>69226018
Where is the (you)?????
*gets sunburned*
>>69226011
What's its gimmick?
I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>none of the girls who promised to move to canada if Trump won have applied to marry me for green card
Well there goes that plan
wew
>>69226063
*slaps your sunburn*
>>69226052
>tfw no Quebecois bf
>>69226080
Oh yes there is
>>69226075
No idea
>>69226045
No
>>69226011
you gotta be kidding me
>>69226093
>>69226006
T'inquiète copain, ce n'était que de la bantère
>>69226098
sorry bud
>>69225937
Tyler Perry movies
>>69226134
I knew it looked familiar...
>>69226011
How Many French and Germans can it kill though?
>>69226054
Ich kann das zustimmen. Aber es gibt einen Deutschen manchmal hier, der toll ist.
>>69226052
Teach me French and get me Quebec residency and then I'm all yours.
>sorry Arkansas, I still love you
>>69226135
Going to need some more Trump Spurdos Funland
>>69226186
Not enough
>>69226189
>cucked again
Fugg you binland, I thought we were meant for each other
>>69226009
*bullies obama's birth certificate*
>>69226048
Considering how America's economy has been recovering, a hike might actually be a good idea, don't you think?
Pay denbts.
>>69226186
i'm wondering if its self driving
if so can it be programmed to kill
I'm having a protracted and painful shit right now. Pray my butthole stops burning soon.
>4Chan replaces (you) with dotted lines
>>69226189
adopt-a-NEET program pls
>>69226236
>anal fissure
>>69226201
I don't have any more ):
>>69226223
>don't you think?
No. The fed refused to raise the interest rates before the election because they thought the economy was too weak to take it, but now it's magically recovered in the span of a month
>>69226048
>American education
You know an overheated economy produces inflation. Furthermore, an extremely strong dollar increases our trade deficit as well.
>>69226187
Ja
Naja, man sprechen in Englisch
Aber Deutsch-sprechen Deutscher sind selten aussen /Deutsch/
>>69226220
I love and cherish you, my dear Arkansas. You were always my first choice. And you still are. But I have to get out of Finland soon.
>>69226251
You get my a permanent residency and teach me French and I'll adopt you-.
>>69226260
I just got off the scale. I let loose over a pound of holiday fixings.
>>69226242
two nukes wasnt enough
>>69226262
Well tell your fellow Fins to do their job. The meme economy doesn't run itself.
>>69226257
>>69226257
post ur qt accents pls
>>69226297
Are you actually this retarded
How do girls keep getting away with breaking my heart?
>>69226351
>having an accent
>>69226313
He's not going to help you. He'd just a French floozy trying to corrupt and use you
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/howard-poche-missing-arrest-after-elderly-louisiana-man-found-dead-in-garbage-bin-on-his-own-porch/
>>69226358
I was about to say the same.
>>69226349
True, Finland is a meme superpower.
>>69226404
>>69226313
that sounds great
>>69226297
>an extremely strong dollar increases our trade deficit as well.
>>69226298
Where's my German friend with the Asian American girlfriend!? Where did he go!?
>>69226397
But French floozies are good for the soul
>>69226438
>Produces an argument
>Calls someone retarded
>Responds with insult in turn
>Uses "not an argument" meme
This is some /pol/ tier discussion we got going here.
>>69226397
I know, Arkansas, but what can I do? He hit my weak spots:
>French language and permanent residency
>>69226459
Y-you sound great
>>69226493
>>69226474
He doesnt have a girlfriend and he's an awful poster
>>69226474
Selbstmord
>tfw no more (You's)
>>69226380
you don't have an accent, eh? what are you on aboot?
>>69226483
Not when they betray you
>>69226556
Thank god.
>>69226380
>Sore-ry
>>69226397
>>69226483
I don't know what a floozy is but i'm not that!
>>69226528
>>69226531
Nooooooo!!! He was the nicest German I've met so far
>>69226605
You're no floozy you're a good person
>>69226380
Aboot time someone said it
>>69226605
A WHORE
>>69226520
Also here:
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-12-06/trade-deficit-in-u-s-widened-to-a-four-month-high-in-october
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-economy-idUSKBN14I199
>>69226646
Hey! Don't tease my another husbando, darling.
>>69226380
It's okay Han, we don't judge here
>>69225937
Friday is nice, hmm training day is alright if that's considered a black movie. Coming to America. Eh can't think of any right now, but check out Friday if you haven't.
>>69226636
Which is funny since he forced foot fetishism on us because /Deutsch/ threw him out
>>69226659
>bloomberg and reuters
It's just pathetic at this point, stop posting
>>69226556
how to (you)
>>69226644
Thanks
>>69226646
I am a virgin
>>69226668
He's stealing you away from me
>>69226707
>He can't even disprove it
The wife
>>69226744
Is he, really?
>>69226751
>>69226692
Well at least I still have that German on Steam
>>69226751
>He refuses to entertain the subject
>That must mean he has no proof!
How do girls keep getting away with not being my gf?
Some of you Frogs are alright, don't be in Quebec tomorrow
>>69226781
Yes
>>69226801
Tell him to kill himself
>>69226842
He isn't even answering me!
>>69226845
NO! I hate Canada now!
>>69226909
He wouldn't give me pics of his thighs last night either
Typical frog. He promises something and then rips your heart out
>>69226824
Well no fucking wonder Trump won the election, his supporters are retarded.
>>69226944
I didn't support Trump you absolute cretin
>>69226944
I didn't vote for Trump
You'll cowards didn't even write in Rafael Cruz
>>69226507
t-thanks
i want some cute finnish boy
>>69226842
too bad you don't know where i live :3
>>69226942
ok you've got me, post an email
>>69226980
>>69226991
Oh well, looks like I played myself.
>>69227119
I wrote in you
get me out of here
>>69227119
You traitor, there is only one person truly worth writing in.
>>69227154
I don't really want them
>>69227162
Delet you're life lmao
>>69227252
>implying
>>69227162
>>69227293
I think the Fed is just trying to prevent an expansionary aggregate Demand shock and stop potential future inflation. This all rests on the fact that the growth isnt because of a real shock and that wages are sticky. I doubt Trump will be on the same page though with Fiscal policy. But I dont entirely trust New Keynesian economics
>>69227154
I look like a viking ):
>>69227357
Post a pic
>>69227357
post tummy
>>69227384
Not over here
>>69227422
Absolutely no
>>69226679
>>69226599
>>69226565
>>69226646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck
>>69227458
What if I give you an email?
I'm getting drug tested for my new job in less than a week.
I hate a couple pot cookies (they weren't too strong) on Thanksgiving.
Am I fucked? I'm not a regular weed user, I've probably smoked weed like 4 times this year.
>>69227555
>Am I fucked?
Yes. You're going to jail you fucking stoner faggot
>>69227555
Are you fat?
>>69227555
Nice one.
Maybe you should have thought about that before consuming marijuana baked goods.
>>69227594
Chubby.
>>69227612
Post butt
>>69227555
are you retarded?
>>69227674
Honestly did not expect to get a job this fast.
>>69227592
>>69227632
Good posts.
>>69227710
you're gonna be fine
>>69227612
Probably fucked 2bh.
I remember reading something about it being stored in your body fat or something like that so it takes a little longer to get the THC out of your system. Get clean piss or something?
>>69227717
Thanks
>>69227717
>someone from bc saying weed is bad
>>69227546
Tomorrow. Now I'm going to sleep.
>>69227753
Goodnight Espoo
me
>>69227555
You're fine. It's bee over a month already and you still have a week to go.
Even though edibles are typically potent and because they have a high fat content (THC metabolites cling to fat cells, the fatter you are, the fatter you eat, the longer it takes for it leave your system), they can stay in your system longer than just smoking in some cases.
But, because you aren't a regular user and probably had zero THC metabolites in your system when you ate said cookies, it shouldn't stick in your system for more than a week, two weeks tops if those were some very potent (more than 50mg THC per) and you are a gigantic fat fuck.
Only other way they'll find out is if this is a hair follicle test (accurate up to 90 days) and not a standard urine analysis (piss cup) with no lab testing.
>>69227749
No issue with pot, but consuming it before a drug test is incredibly dumb.
>>69227829
You feel like big man now?
>shovelling snow when it's warm outside
>>69227971
Sooo funny Mr. Big Dick man
>pol strongly supports trump
>trump strongly supports israel
pol == mossad????
>>69228026
>/pol/ are contrarians with no principles
hmmmm
when I went out to get lunch I tried posting from my phone and now it said my isp or ip range is blocked due to abuse.
what is happening?
>>69227926
>be me
>work for security company
>administer drug screens for new hires
>4 new people to drug test
>a young girl, a young guy, an older girl, an older guy
>tell them we will be doing drug screen
>young guy and young girl both tell me they won't pass
>goodbye
>old guy goes into washroom with cup
>comes back out into crowded lobby
>his dick is still hanging out of his pants
>he is oblivious
>I hate my job
>>69228080
Probably someone shitposting a bit too hard using the cellular network. I remember being banned for ban evasion even though I dindunuffin.
>>69228148
Daaaaaaammmnn... Was he a big guy?
>>69228161
I unplugged my ethernet cord in uni once and was banned for requesting cp
>>69228080
Someone using the same cell tower did a naughty post and got a permaban
>>69228148
Nice.
Drug tests are kind of awful in their own right, imo.
>>6922821
so basically I can't post from my phone again?
>>69228203
He was a slightly chubby 50+ year old with an average sized weiner
>>69228148
Try working for a county probation office in the lab where you literally stare at dudes dicks all day, watching them piss into a cup, then having to defend yourself when De'Kendrick Lamar Vontavious Porter gets upset he failed his 3rd UA and now has to spend years in state prison.
>>69228279
yes
>>69227555
Drink shitloads of water, fella
>>69228304
Calgary >>> Edmonton m8.
>>69228310
How'd you land this job m8?
>>69228265
Yeah, we have to do them unfortunately. One of our officers, at a very important and very armed post (college campus), got caught smoking weed in the parking lot.
Another time we got a great officer, young, friendly, in good shape, hardworking, former sheriff's deputy. Then the client ran a background check and found out he was awaiting his court date. He had been fired from the sheriff's dept. for stealing drugs from the evidence vault.
>>69228364
>shit>>>diarrhea m8
Technically yes
>>69228381
you want to look at dicks all day?
>>69228501
It doesnt seem like a job people would be lining up to do, could have a shot landing it
>>69228413
>Then the client ran a background check and found out he was awaiting his court date.
Did the young officer sign off on that release? I don't know how things are in Canada, but here in the US, at least in my state, it's illegal for an employer to run a background check without consent.
Of course you can deny them, but you obviously won't get the job, but doing the background check later on still warrants approval here (some companies get consent prior to employment, but don't investigate unless they feel necessary)
>>69228623
number 5 is wrong
Hello my friends
>>69228675
your wrong
>>69228623
6 is wrong
>>69228623
The Pacific Ocean is objectively more beautiful tho
>>69228695
>your
OPINION discarded
>>69228675
>>69228709
>>69228712
Atrocious quality of posting.
Try harder lads.
>>69228501
Just curious how you got the job 'tis all m8
>>69228752
>""""British""""" Columbia
Delet your post
>>69228737
you disappoint me, anon
>>69228812
You disappoint me
mm he arrived today boys
gonna have fun fondling his tits and hotgluing his big sexy ass crack
>>69228801
That's not me you're replying to, but no, I don't have this job, but I know someone who does and basically all he did was apply within the county, get a background check, get some certification to stare and dicks and handle urine all day.
can't stop farting
and they smell awful
>>69228567
This was in the states and we require new hires to sign a consent form. Problem us we did ours through a 3rd party agenct and they can take a bit of time, the client was a police department and can do them instantly. (They usually don't but in this case a 20something doesn't leave the sheriff's department to work in security at a college campus for $11 an hour. It was suspicious so they did)
Are you here?
>>69228805
Plebe.
>>69228942
I'm here unfortunately
>>69228977
awful post
>>69228971
>that water
>>69228988
nice digis
>>69228909
>(They usually don't but in this case a 20something doesn't leave the sheriff's department to work in security at a college campus for $11 an hour. It was suspicious so they did)
Makes sense. I would've checked, especially if he came off the way you said he did.
>>69228977
wonderful post
>>69227252
Do you think his family told him not to use the bush name on the campaign?
>>69229020
hmmmmm
>>69229078
this is a fake graph
>>69229078
>tfw don't live in red
>>69229078
Yes because counties and provinces are the same thing
Share this on Pintrist girls!
>>69229078
>US is by county and has unexplained white dots everywhere (unsurveyed counties?)
>Canada is by province instead of by riding
What does gay curious even mean m8?
I am preparing to enter a state of hibernation, wish me luck boys
>>69229110
>>69229160
lol, canamads
>>69229185
They'd be open to trying things with the same sex
>>69229110
>>69229160
>>69229185
>canagays
>>69229220
Is that Rob?
>tfw you accidentally post in the wrong thread on the wrong board
>>69229203
>>69229260
yes. He's lost a considerable amount of weight
>>69229279
not too bad
i accidentally made a /cum/ thread on /tv/ once
>>69228971
>British Columbia
Washington is better
>>69229311
No shit
>>69229078
Canada is full of sexy fun lesbians tbqh
>>69229313
How did they take that
>>69228971
>>69229326
Wow look at these beautiful places in your state that neither of you have been to, nor will ever visit
>>69229326
>smaller
>more crime
>spics and blacks instead of Asians (although still lots of Asians)
>way shittier architecture
>>69229326
I'm not gonna front on anywhere from Cascadia m8.
>>69229337
>>69229413
probably not canadian
>>69229394
>living in BC and not enjoying the wilderness
Took that panorama in Mount Assinaboine Park when I went up there this summer, m8.
>>69229394
my thoughts every time someone cherry picks scenery from their area.
Saw my first lesbians in Rhode Island
>>69229413
nice
>>69229465
Chelsea lives down the block and Hannah is from Pemberton.
captcha BUDDY Fiumara
going to Baltimore next Wednesday
what to expect?
Should I order a pizza or eat white bread with beans?
>>69229394
>neither of you have been to
i've hiked around that lake twice'
>>69229402
>smaller
true but not bad
>more crime
not in my county
>spics and blacks
not really, my highschool had 2 black guys
all these problems are only in the seattle area
>>69229506
Blacks
>>69229506
Black lives that matter
>>69229504
>captcha BUDDY Fiumara
you have word captchas? I'm still selecting store fronts and indoor seating
>>69229506
dindu's
a comfy Baseball park
>>69229506
pissy cucks
>>69229536
Turn on Legacy Captcha in the settings
What's this I hear about (you)'s being gone?
hows about I move to Norway and start a cute life there
>>69229536
i know more about technology than all of you
>>69229642
Teach me
>>69229579
>>69229633
thanks
>>69229642
probably
I cant remember anything from HS mechatronics and fuck if I remember anything from Asembly
>>69229521
>muh special snowflake county
There are states better than BC but WA isn't ever going to be one of them. It's basically just a smaller, more brown, BC with lower life expectancy, lower average wages, more crime, and less based Cascadian nature
This CSS code removes the dots too
.ql-tracked::after{content:'(You)'} .ql-tracked {text-decoration: underline; border-bottom: none}
>>69229717
>There are states better than BC
MAINE
A
I
N
E
tfw ywn drive a train around Hokkaido all day
>>69229326
>Washington
Oregon is better
>>69229747
Exactly this tbqh
>>69229717
>less based Cascadian nature
Where's your Hoh Rainforest?
>>69229783
>random-photo-of-random-lake-in-kootenays.jpeg
>>69229783
is mt hood ever gonna blow up, or is it dormant?
Clearly i could google this but i'm lazy
>>69229506
White oppression
>>69229717
BC is the brownest part of Cascadia.
Oregon > BC >>>> Washington
>>69229078
you're either a fag or you aren't
it's not a fucking sliding scale, neither is gender holy fuck this shit needs to stop
>>69229783
>Why yes, Clack my ass county is vastly superior to any other place on earth
>muh cascadia
>>69229783
>Oregon
California is better
>>69229794
>>69229747
Maine is a boring state tbqh
>>69229900
It's not a sliding scale you fucking autist, try reading
>>69229900
>you're either a fag or you aren't
>it's not a fucking sliding scale, neither is gender holy fuck this shit needs to stop
>southern california """""nature""""
>>69229796
>Hoh rainforest, WA
900,000 hectares
>Greater Bear rainforest, BC
6.4 million hectares
> It's basically just a smaller, more brown, BC
eastern Washington isn't really that similar to Canada
>>69229893
get out of her clack
>>69229920
I hate people like this picture of the northwest is full of them and it sucks.
>>69229921
>california
>better
ok Im gona go bye
>>69229971
but those are trees over there and birdies and plants
>>69229922
>t. urbanfag who needs to pay someone else to entertain him
going on a beer run and gonna get pic related because I like to drink shitty beer
>>69229921
>>69230075
Enjoy!
Portland > Vancouver >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Seattle
>>69230103
while it is a truth, I was continuing a thing and I guess noone caught on
>mfw South Dakota
>>69228971
>>69229326
>>69229783
>>69229921
C A S C A D I A
The things you find in google drive
canadian cities are for gays
>>mfw South Dakota
>>69230210
>mfw South Dakota is lewd near me
>South Dakota
>Be Mexican
>Be considered macho in his country
>Move to U.S.A
>Everyone think you are a gay latino
lmao
>>69230264
>>69230269
>>69230292
I'm going to work
See you later nerds and Arkansas
>South Dakota
>>69230348
>>69230348
Have a nice day Dakota!
>>69230348
>working
lmao, good luck with that
New bread bois
>>69230490
>>69230490
>>69230490
>>69230351
>>69230015
"""Rainforest"""
>>69229506
Surprisingly comfy and fun to wander around in winter.
Enjoyed it quite well.
>>69229920
Entirely accurate.