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cara

>>69221130
>yank op
>>69221139
>shit gimmick

Thread's not off to a good start

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Really gets the coolant pumping

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#fakenews

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqDN8navQXg

>>69221130
too fat

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Want to suck on this ones chebs

really think that spending the best years of my life on /brit/ is a good use of my time that I won't regret

no really! no lad I'm being honest haha genuinely, it's a great use of my precious time on this earth - no I'm not taking the piss haha!

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dead queen soon

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Graphic design is my passion

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Asuka.

>>69221172
sharpens the edge nicely i bet

have you lads heard of this new drug? they're calling it "dots"

reply to this post for more info

I like the queen but I'm fucking excited about this
Imagine the hype when BBC confirm it gonna be fucking mental I can't wait

>>69221202
Would like to see you titfuck her lad.

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angel olsen tbqh

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https://youtu.be/YcyfQcdUuWY

mud ting

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>recommended videos
>they're all Tim

Fucks sake

lads I will self harm if within 24 hours of this post being made, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II passes away

>2 irish protesters were ran over by british army vehicles whilst trying to flee on bloody sunday
paddies BTFO

whats the (You)/dot exchange rate like?

>>69221202
Want a wank but not physically up for it. fs

>>69221191
i never got that far, for me its those girls i regret not even talking to

>>69221245
show some fucking respect

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https://twitter.com/dan_disgrace/status/814536895225036800

me

>>69221172
absolutely true 2bh

>>69221252
bit gay

More slags pls.

>>69221274
I fucking hate the Irish

>>69221214
agreed, i've wasted my youthful years on here and it's a sound investment haha

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>>69221268

if the queen was really that sick why the fuck wouldn't she pass on the throne
bit slefish

>>69221245
The amount of edgy students and champagne socialists sharing "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" on facebook will be too much for me to handle

why are anti-monarchists happy about the queen dying?

do they think that's the end of the monarchy? they'll have a new arse on her throne whilst her body's still warm lol

Lad whos head is absolutely fried off drugs for the past five years who lives down the road from me has American citizenship because he was born there but raised in Ireland. He recently went back to America to live in the Bronx and learn to be a barber. He lives in one of the most ghetto fucking spots ive ever seen and uploads group photos of him on the drink with 40oz's onto instagram with like 20+ rough looking nigs, its absolutely fuckign hysterical. He even talks like a yank and says homie and dude and shit.

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>>69221256
good post tbf

i got an asda order and there was a big bottle of vermouth with a security tag still on i didn't order included

van driver must have been trying to nick it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bRukfcUf0

my jam from a man of good irish stock, jim morrison

>>69221290
christ what a numale

>>69221299
just go to pornhub and jerk your little cock off if you want to see slags

>>69221333
Cos Charles ain't popular you monging twat

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>>69221317
Post the screenshot where he shows his fb and the top comment is TIM YOU'RE SICK YOU NEED HELP SENPAI

>>69221275
1/17.5
(You)...........

>>69221338
P.S. the friend was Macklemore

>>69221338
>black person fits in with other black people
wow impressive

>>69221306
why :((

>>69221222
fuck Iron Maiden.

>>69221371
Fuck off faggot

>>69221338
Surprised more parents don't go on holibobs to yankland to give birth to get citizenship for their kid

>>69221338
What's a 40oz?

>>69221293
so tell your cousins to go home you vile subhuman cunt

>>69221366
https://twitter.com/dan_disgrace/status/813865717590327296

>>69221354
literal angel

>>69221444
Healthcare is expensive here

>>69221332
I think people will be more restrained than that. Even the most rabid leftist must realise they're talking about some figurehead that's a diplomat at best and not thatcher

>>69221375
Charles will abdicate and give it to ar Will I reckon

quite interesting watching people make stuff up
the queen might be ill, i highly doubt she's dead

the blurring of truth and rumour is an interesting feature of 2016 no doubt

>>69221414
>>69221393
>>69221444
>>69221447
what i find funniest is that i thought white people couldnt survive in those nearly 100% black american ghettos and theres that absolute drug frazzled spastic from down the road sitting drinking 40 oz's with a bunch of hood niggers.

its hilarious.

>>69221317
>this webm
how can you not love them?

oh also, do you lads respect chris broad?
https://www.youtube.com/user/cmbroad44

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>>69221222
Leeds are gonna get tore a new arsehole tonight you wanker

increased security and roads closed around Buckingham Palace

claimed to be in preparation for NYE events

keeping the media away?

>>69221354
is the she one who sings about opening a window

Followed a girl discretely for weeks in uni manufacturing situations in which a conversation could occur until one did occur.

She's my gf now lmao

>Try to discuss politics with a yank
>Somehow they always bring it back to interracial porn/relationships
Really makes you think.

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>>69221458
couldnt have said it better myself

>b-b-but she doesn't actually do anything
ah yess wonderful thats a good reason to have a monarch

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who /avoidant/ here?

>>69221172
absolutely false.

multiculturucal cities don't look like india. there's actually a broad mix of different colours and they're always richer. (i.e. new york, london)

Apparently there is media blackout preventing people from announcing the queen is

So is the queen kill or am I getting memed?

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>>69221545
haha these things certainly don't describe me

haha

>>69221559
Haha

So funny

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Find a flaw

I submit that you can not

>>69221478
My aunt adopted a kid and within 6 months of the adoption being finalised, she had her kid saying crap like the monarchy is unfair
I won't be surprised if she makes edgy facebook posts (aunt not kid)

The queen dying just before an old firm derby would be wonderful

cocaine

>>69221172
ah yes
deport all pakis to make sure we don't become racist

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38457928

>Hillsborough campaigner Prof Phil Scraton has turned down an OBE in the Queen's New Year Honours list.

>The author, who led the Hillsborough Independent Panel's research team, said he could not receive an honour in protest "at those who remained unresponsive" to help families and survivors affected by the disaster.

fucking hell get off your high horse billy big bollocks

what is all this carryon about fucking hillsborough anyway? are scousers just mindless cattle who jump when told? since when have scousers listened to the police - they should have just stopped trying to get in like fucking animals

no sympathy whatsoever

>>69221597
rubbed are eyes too much

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>>69221202
Too small

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long live the queen

>>69221537
painting and artefacts don't do anything so why have museums and art galleries

2017 is the year of the gf lads

im feeling it

>>69221616
JUSTICE

FOR

THE

96

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>>69221597
I BYPASSED THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!

>>69221489
The Bronx is one of the most gentrified "hoods" in America

NYC has cleaned itself up in a major way since the 70s

>>69221602
christ it would be mental

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>>69221602
Celtic?

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>>69221532

>>69221578
Thats like the exact symptoms for fucking every social disorder anyone here has wether it be the 'tism or the old social anxiety

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>>69221575
she's dead

now karen is the new queen

>>69221597
Been BLACKED

>>69221267
>>69221608
selly

>>69221626
yeah this
art is fucking pointless
music's enjoyable i guess

>>69221578
weeeeeeeew

but lets be honest, if you fit one disorder you fit about 20

>>69221623
only acceptable size

>>69221447
You know those 3l bottles of jack frost cider? Half-assed yank equivalent

It's like 1.2l of 5%+ beer

>>69221597
how about her gaping maw, her face that looks like the heel of a loaf of bread, her total lack of talent and average body

>>69221597
terrible actress

>>69221616
>>96

>>69221616
Back to /sp/, you ABL nonce.

>>69221139
This 2bh

>>69221529
this or you just get ignored and called a cuck

>>69221597
ACT

>>69221650
autism's completely different, avoidant personality disorder is just a kind of anxiety

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the so-called gf

>>69221597
she looks so much like someone I know but I can't identify who
it does my nut in when i see her cos im certain i know someone nearly identical

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>>69221597
I BYPASSED THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

>>69221667
not me, i'm here though
alri

>>69221597
terrible accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqJBcQ2lg

>tfw no half-jap gf

>>69221623
>>69221674
japs are fucking disgusting you freaks, she looks like a bloody pig slapped with makeup

>>69221647
villa leeds in an hour mate you watching it
two proper clubs

>when you're edging for an hour and your mums friend comes round so you have to go downstairs and say hello

Fucking infuriating

Women have it so damn easy all they have to do is not get obese and they can just coast through life
Hell they can live on Easy Street if they're hot then they can get some doctor or lawyer and if they're ugly they can get some beta engineer or accountant but either way they're set financially

Now imagine life for a gorgeous woman
Zero effort required for anything and people will love you and give money and gifts and anything you could want

Literally tutorial mode

>>69221727
so, better than the average irish

>>69221600
Mad that the government will just let me stick my knob in a bird, spaff then a human comes out and I can teach it all this random shit when it's impressionable ahahahahahahah

Quite funny when you think about it

>>69221690
fuck off you northern muck

go piss on a crushed child

>>69221747
>beta engineer
dont appreciate this sentiment

so what are /brit/ exclusive memes?

or is the entire thread a meme?

she'll be fine just a cold prince phillip is always taken ill

>>69221678
no one cares about maw or maxilla or any of that shite i always see get posted here you thick cunt

literal non issue

>>69221623
Is that Hitomi Tanaka? she's so overrated, her only value is her disgustingly massive tits otherwise she's just ugly.

Lucy Pinder was better.

>>69221727
Bender

>>69221770
literally home schooling should be illegal
you can't trust retards to give their kids a chance

>>69221736
It's not on TV here unless I go to the pub but I don't wanna get pissed and leave my car there :/

>>69221776
the entire thread is a meme
/int/ is almost like /r9k/ in a sense that you can't make a post that has been posted in /brit/

>>69221747
piss off mate being a woman is shite

>periods
>babies
>have to hang out with women all day who have shit bants
>life revolves around handbags and shoes
>can't stand up to piss

being a bloke is bloody great

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>tfw you never had a chance

lads have you heard?
Queen frontman freddy mercury is dead

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got a new book lads

Got diarrhoea and vomiting lads, just before I go to London for NYE ah yes

>>69221761
sick burn yank hehehe xD my le nippon waifu so le pure and le honorabre

>>69221792
id still suck on the tits im just saying la japs are fucking uggos in the facial department, goodlooking jappo chappos are one in a million

>>69221616
>police coverups don't matter

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>>69221677
>You know those 3l bottles of jack frost cider
heart of the fucking sesh mate

i know a lad who was home schooled

apart from the mild autism he turned out just fine

queen latifah has died lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
i know this iis a joke video but i actually got a semi

>>69221771
Imagine being triggered by a national tragedy. Worse yet, imagine feigning your triggering because it's a fucking Internet meme to do so.

Saddo.

>>69221782
she's got a massive fucking mouth and a manly jawline mate

not my cup of tea

>>69221849
Wtf is this? Blue drank?

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cymru yw'r rhan orau o'r deyrnas unedig

>>69221849
its really not tho

I used to be able to rince down a three litre when i was a teen but the amount of sugar and chemicals in that cheap shite is ridiculous, gives you some head the next morning

much rather drink bucky

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>>69221825

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>>69221869
>national tragedy

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>>69221785
>disgustingly massive tits

>>69221861
I got fully hard and whacked myself silly to pics of her online the first time I saw it

>>69221892
it's coloured plastic you nonce

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>do a poo
>don't wash my hands

who /superchargedimmunesystem/ here?

>>69221892
it's cider that doesn't have any apples in it at all

>>69221831
The worst book I have ever read. This book is a series of statements that are designed solely for the converted and not supported by facts (there are no sources in the book). Friedman does not argue his case, he simply states it in a ridiculously over-simplified and unrealistic manner. It does not acknowledge possible criticism but rather defeats strawmen. It draws a false dichotomy by implying that you are either a libertarian or a communist. The only theory he criticises is Marxism, as though that is the only alternative to his theories.

That is my problem with the libertarian section of the book. After that he moves onto describing an anarchist world. This section is actually painful. It is the worst argument I have ever heard. It is so absurd, it might as well come with a sign saying "Leave your brain at the door". His belief that there should be multiple courts and laws and they should compete for customers in the free market, was particularly daft.

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posting pictures that will make you think

>>69221824
Fuck off you normie piece of shite

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>>69221869
>national tragedy

>>69221925
paki cunt

>less than a tenner for a 70cl of vodka at Aldi

Big fan of these krauts, FUCK Tesco and the other British twat """"""super"""""" markets

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>>69221623
Those things are fucking monsters

>>69221936
me on the left

YOU USED TO SING MUNICH BUT NOT ANYMORE

BECAUSE 96 SCOUSERS LAY DEAD ON THE FLOOR

UNITED

UNITED

UNITED

>>69221895
>its really not tho
I know, but it's a bit of a meme
I'm more of a supers man myself

>>69221927
only ever wash my hands if i get visible shit on them

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>>69221925

>>69221928
What's in it?

>>69221936
really tingles the cranium

>>69221936
nice strawman

>>69221917
Underage fuck off.

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any updates on the time machine technology

>>69221992
alcohol and fizz

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>>69221936

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why don't you no gf lads just get an amputee gf?

>>69221936
People that drink coke and all the alternatives should geuinely be put in camps. Fucking subhuman mongs, brains rotting faster than their teeth sipping suger.

>>69222002
the cliche cry of the overweight manchild

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your opinion on pic related?

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>the english will never have this

wew

>>69221805
just drink drive you scaredy cat

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>why don't you climb in between us anon?

would?

>Applied for absolute dream job
>Somehow made it through to interview
>Interview went remarkably well
>Feeling really happy with it.
>They said they'd let me know before Christmas
>Passes Christmas, no response
>Get a call then
>Rather than email you we wanted to let you know through call because we really couldn't decide between you and somebody else and unfortunately this time we've gone with somebody else but your interview was really good

I give in lads. I give in.

lads I need help in collating sources that would back up me saying that the Monarchy and Constitutional Monarchies in general are better than Cuckpublics

>>69222006
Sounds tasty

>>69222033

banter

>>69221915
>>69221950
I appreciate you confirming my accusations but it really wasn't necessary.

>>69222005
Still lacking a massive breakthrough in natural understanding but we'll get there one day

>>69222039
what do you mean? they sell it all over it's made in Devon you mick dickhead

>>69222051
me in the middle

>>69222047
What was the dream job famalam. Roughly.

>>69222051
me on the far right

>>69221623
she has a condition called gigastomasia which will only make them bigger over time, which is why they look larger today than how they did when she started.

>>69222039
bucky is English mate

>>69222039
I love this stuff

gets me proper black out drunk

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>>69222065
it smells like farts and after a while tastes like it too

>>69222039

It's made in England you spaz

What is it with americans and drunk driving?
Are there literally no taxis anywhere?
This seems to be a huge plot in all american movies.

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>>69222027
prefer double amps

>>69222051
whoaa....

>>69221925
stop posting this you fucking runt if I ever see you in the witton arms I'll end you

>>69222108
Kek

>>69222073
>>69222114
Any Englishman ive ever met didnt know about buckfast

makes me wonder wether youre just producing it for the Scotch and Irish or drinking it yourselves?

>>69222112

Choke me devil daddy

>>69221925
You seem cute. Face?

>>69222153
it's a ploy to enslave the scots

>>69222116
>be american
>get taxi home to distant ring suburb
>"That'll be $65 plus tip"

>>69222153
i've never had bucky tbf. It's a thing in the north and the west though

>>69222112
what if everything i desire IS the devil in a red cape and pointy horns

>>69222116
taxis are quite expensive
smaller cities usually have mandatory tipping and it's from as little as 2% with it being almost 50% in other places

>>69222153
>>69222073
>>69222114
I've never seen it sold here desu

>>69222153
it's not an institution here like it is in scotland and ireland but students drink it a lot

poo

>>69222116
think i've seen one taxi in my lifetime outside of the ones in new york

>>69222189
Do yank houses not have doors?

>>69222153
it's not really common, but you can find it pretty easily if you want to. Most pissheads here drink supers or fro-j

cannot be the only person who thinks hillsboro was funny

*makes fun of you with your friends*

>>69222177
its more that taxis just aren't available to many. unless you live in a decent sized city there aren't going to be taxis around.

More likely to have uber now in those. Uber isn't expensive here

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>>69222206
gets me every time

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>>69222218

>>69222209
>A house needs doors on every side of the building
Hmmmm

>>69222031
fuck off fat paedophile yank

>>69222039

high tier beverage

word on the street is the queen has passed away

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>>69222213
>>69222182
>>69222181
>>69222174
>>69222172

You lads ever drink 3 hammers or strongbow?

Even the cutest girl you know still does a poo and wipes her bumhole

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>>69222236
nobody then?

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I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.

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Find a flaw, I submit that you can not.

>>69222278
dont know any

>>69222275
Not as bad as Frosty Jacks desu. At uni it was the most economical way to get pissed

>>69222275
We have Strongbow here

It's hella better than Angry Orchard

>>69222222

Taxi driver asked for a tip last night and I gave him £1,50 because I was pissed but now I feel angry about it because he had the audacity to ask

who can be the boss, look up to the cross
stranded in the land of the lost

*carelessly throws a banana peel on the ground*

Girls being subs turns me off. I like equal partnership in the bedroom.

I thought buckfast was made in a monastery in fucking Bulgaria or somewhere??

>>69222329
*avoids it*
good one mate
*decks you*

>>69222346
wise up you fucking spa

>>69222313
strongbow in yankland? aha fucking weird tb h

>>69222033
national embarrassment

>>69222338
Faggot

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>tfw you remember what a socially-oblivious spaz you were at uni
>Wonder how everyone else seemed to know how you were supposed to talk and interact back then despite being the same age as you
>Imagine what life would be like if you went back knowing what you know now

>>69222338
would have a mistress step on my goolies

>>96

who here would suck a cock if given the chance

>>69222346
you're an idiot, play a record

going to bed anyone want anything?

>>69222368
Women that want to be dominated by men are weak

Same goes for men that want to be dominated by women

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/572499/Adam-Fairclough-Aids-attack-Liverpool-Magistrates-Court-Alder-Hey-hospital-smear-faeces

this was me

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>>69222364
This right?

>>69222384
How feminine is this cock?

hotlanta, home of the women in the really tight skirts
ain't nobody moves then nobody gets hurt

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>>69222175

>>69221597
>muffled xeno screeches

>>69222278
need to clean her bumhole with my tonguengl

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>>69222275
strongbow is literal bottom-feeder tier, it's not strong enough for the sesh and not nice enough to drink normally
this is top tier electric soup

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i drew this picture of tim last night, all by myself. took me 20 minutes.

>>69222453
proud of you

i used to wear gucci

>>69222209

There is literally nothing gay about wanking to traps.
>b-b-but muh dicks!
Actually it's been shown that heterosexual men get hard looking at other men's penises. People have made lots of evolutionary arguments about why this is. Other than the dick, what we find attractive is how FEMININE the traps are. Literally the polar opposite of what gays are attracted to.

I hope we can lay this traps are gay meme to rest once and for all.

>>69222257
I think he's making fun of the image by pointing out that fish cannot leave the bowl, while people can leave the house.

>>69222440
what do you think poo even tastes like? reckon eating a whole log would be rather grim but if i just got a little bit on me tongue while rimming a cute bum it would be nbd

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>>69222430
ahahhahah what the fuck is that shite

only ever seen strongbow in three litres

fucking yankes

>>69221130
I used to work at that safeway.

>>69222313
Didn't, know you had strongbow.

Teenager drink desu

>WATERBERG, Namibia — In this faraway corner of southern Africa, scores of German soldiers lie in a military cemetery, their names, dates and details engraved on separate polished tombstones.
>Easily missed is a single small plaque on the cemetery wall that gives a nod in German to the African “warriors” who died in the fighting as well. Nameless, they are among the tens of thousands of Africans killed in what historians have long considered — and what the German government is now close to recognizing — as the 20th century’s first genocide.

>"It will be described as genocide,” Ruprecht Polenz, Germany’s special envoy to the talks, said of a joint statement that the two governments are preparing. Negotiations, which began this year, are now also focusing on how Germany will compensate and apologize to Namibia

>The events in Namibia between 1904 and 1908 foreshadowed Nazi ideology and the Holocaust.

>>69222384
me. always wanted to try it.

>>69222420
Women are inherently submissive. On a primal level sex is about woman submitting to man.

>i like le strong womyn

Gay

>>69222453
pretty good desu lad

>>69222495
keep telling yourself that billy bender.

i don't get out of bed for quints

>>69222430
howling at yanks

>>69222502
grim

>>69222502
>>69222507
Fug me...

It's kind of expensive for what you're getting here too

>>69222448
>it's not strong enough for the sesh

it's 5% innit? that's high enough

>>69222510
>WATERBERG

oy vey

>>69222313
No it's not you fucking brown-noser

i caught a plane out to cleveland late last evening
to help my niggas clean up some niggas no longer breathing

>>69222500
i think the smell would be worse than the taste desu, yeah i couldn't eat a whole log either but a bit of spare arsehole poo is okay if its a cute girl

>>69222510
(((Ruprecht Polenz)))

>>69222552
*puts a muzzle on you*

>drinking runt cider

figures

K cider is the superior jakey pre drink

>>69222560
20 cans for 10 quid at Morrisons

going to do a horny pissing session

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TOOT! Toot! ToOt !

>>69222510
Fuck the Hereros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V01gnjGrglk&feature=youtu.be&t=0s

sharting at this video

>>69222522
On a primal level sex is about reproduction you mong

You sound like a bitter virgin

I've had sub partners and I don't find it fun pinning them down and choking them and shit. Now I know I prefer intimate love making to that

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>>69222563

>>69222560
Serious? its like three quid for three litres

>>69222565
AO is just sugar

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Alri lads, this is Nagisa Furukawa, the wife.

Would appreciate it if you could say a few nice things about her

>>69222605

not funny

armed and dangerous ain't too many can bang with us

YES it's possible for an animal to be trans. Your cat having a penis does not make it male. It's animal abuse to misgender your pets

https://www.rt.com/uk/372146-queen-palace-media-blackout/

>RT are tonight able to report the existence of a media blackout put in place by the UK government over the health of the Monarch, Queen Elizabeth II.

>>69222628
It is nice that she is not real so you can stay a pathetic child trapped in a man's body and never grow up until you get to 40 and realise you are all alone and then kill yourself.

>>69222610
>I've had sub partners and I don't find it fun pinning them down and choking them and shit.

Fag

>>69222610
>I don't find it fun pinning them down and choking them and shit
bent

do NOT reply to him

>>69222562
But it tastes worse than a lot of stronger drinks
Honestly, Special Brew tastes better than Strongbow, and you only need like 6 cans

>>69222650

>:(

>>69222629
FOY

>>69222628
Fuck off with your multiple waifus you absolute cretin.

I am not wagecucking again until January 5th, so once I get back from Tesco I plan to attempt to break two personal records

>Time without leaving the house: 4 days
>Time without any IRL human interaction: 60 hours

I think both are achievable. I'm aiming not to leave the house or speak to anyone from about 9pm tonight until 9am on January 5th. Wish me luck lads on this truly robotic record attempt.

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>>69222651
come home brother

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>>69222591
>>69222619

did the queen die ahahahha

ahahahhahahhahahhaha

lol

cold and shivery come to your house like a pizza delivery

trying to get £750 from my uni lads

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>>69222605
>thats what i love about the Scottish, their sense of humour is pretty much the same as the Irish hahaha

starting to think the queen is dead

>>69222698
>hard cider

What's soft cider?

>>69222711
shagged catherine

>>69222739
Non-alcoholic

>>69222698
Honestly thats pretty cheap for here because drink in the UK and Ireland is very heavily taxed and very expensive

in Spain and Italy and other party places its dirt cheap

we just sittin here tryna win, tryin not to sin
high off weed and lots of gin