/brit/

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hmm

is it safe?

cocaine and caviar

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Asuka.

gonna do a suicide

face the feast of powder

FACE THE FEAST OF POWDER

dutchwanker

going to make a post which will single handedly save 2016

just you watch lads

this fog is comfy af

>>69218447
told you they're all virgins like this lad >>69218461

>>69218378
lost in translation

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Me placing the pawns on the chessboard.

You're all peons in my eyes.

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>>69218459
Misato

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hmm

i am a virgin but i only browse a feminist board on reddit

>>69218500
Acceptable choice.

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White males are villains

>>69218508
banter

>>69218508
this is probably a joke bruce

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>>69218500
Ray

>>69218485
STOP picking on me

>>69218459
>>69218500
Rei is the best girl.

>>69218447
Sounds pretty familiar 2bh.

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last night i had an extrmely bizarre dream in which some lass was dissecting my bollocks. i was lying on my back with my legs spread and some girl in a labcoat made an incision down my ballbag and extracted one of my bare bollocks, string attached. she then proceded to flick my exposed bollock with her finger causing me to wince in pain

this this ballbusting meme is getting to be desu

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?

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Karen is of baltic heritage

>>69218546
fuck off you spotty paedophile wanker

>>69218522
wow what absolute runts

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>>69218571
>last night i had an extrmely bizarre dream in which some lass was dissecting my bollocks. i was lying on my back with my legs spread and some girl in a labcoat made an incision down my ballbag and extracted one of my bare bollocks, string attached. she then proceded to flick my exposed bollock with her finger causing me to wince in pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP2uRViuB2Q

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>>69218546
>>69218558
>

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>>69218588
I'll do whatever I like creep

Business idea: cross-threads (you)s.

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>>69218537
good daisypost

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>>69218459
>>69218500
>>69218546
>>69218558
>>69218607

>>69218598
you actually get aroused from that?

what is wrong with you

>>69218508
oh no, I can feel it again, my third eye... AHHHGH!

>>69218611
that includes children ya you fucking nonce

>>69218590
t. 800kbps/400 ping

>>69218522
34 here and it's still fecking shit.

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>>69218607
DELETE THIS

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>>69218627

having a Kopparberg Mixed Fruit

nice stuff but couldn't drink more than 2, maybe 3. onto the lager after that

mad how they're actually out to get you
"who are?" i hear you ask confusedly
well let me tell you my child:
the mainstream media
hollywood
the tories
labour
the lib dems
even ukip
the UN
NATO
the OSCE
OPEC
the NHS
big pharma
the zionists
the islamists
the racists
the french
the germans
the russians
the blacks
the pakis
apple
google
microsoft

they all want white males to be eradicated from the face of the earth
and we are the last line of defence

>>69218622
What is a (You)?

Also,
>~2017
>(You)

>>69218648
>800kbps
im my dreams

>>69218632
Bit gay mate.

Nothing wrong with that though.

business idea: algorithm that detects whether an image is a chinese cartoon so we can finally filter weeb posts

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>>69218661

on the tail end of one of my world famous panic attacks

>>69218643
I don't get why you're so obsessed with me, is it insecurity?

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>>69218522
20% of yank teenagers don't have access to the internet

reminder that 2d girls are NOT real

they will NEVER suck your willy

>>69218690
thats a bloke

>>69218607
>>69218632
fuck off you acne ridden geeks

daisy or felicity lads?

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>>69218661
Love her cute Chipmunk face

Lonely

>>69218673
Shan't

>>69218696
what are you even on about you soft cunt i have no idea who you are

>>69218673
why would anyone write this

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>>69218725

>>69218728
daisy is a qt but felicity is the better actress

>>69218673
haha alri pjw

>>69218710
good evening, Autismo

>>69218695
what set it off?

>>69218522
Used to have 5mbps and BT upgraded, now I'm 51mpbs

>>69218753
best evangelion right there

>>69218673
>No EU
evening, jean-claude

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>>69218757
No way, Daisey is brilliant in TFW

>>69218729
>>69218693
unironically matched a girl on tinder that looked just like her from the pics.

Showed up to meet her on a date and she was significantly fatter than her pics and said her pics were all a few years old

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lel

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>>69218725
Dunno what you're on about I'm a pretty girl mate.

>>69218800
bristol mentioned
why is it simply without competitor in the UK? why can no other city even come close to competing?

No white person, no matter their politics, is exempt from their complicity in white supremacy

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>>69218801
just found this picture of you

ugly cunt

cutting that ivory into skinny pieces

>>69218747
Stop replying to my either way, you have nothing of worth to say.

>>69218842
haha alri anita

AHEM

ALLAHU ACKBAR!!
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!
ALLAHU ACKBAR!!

ahem

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shant be taking her out again

>>69218848
Bet you'd still have a go on me from the rear.

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need a wedding

Lads, I have been thinking.

Watch the top 10 grossing films from 1960 onwards so I become knowledgeable about popular culture.

>>69218860
nah get fucked you little crybaby

>>69218773
literally nothing wahey

>>69218888
haha alri anjem choudary

>>69218911
what are panic attacks like?

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>>69218903
ok, I'll keep posting since you get so autistically mad at my presence for some reason.

>>69218896
Bet Mio likes it in the bum.

>>69218893
pls respond

>>69218924
different for different people
for me I feel so nauseous I can't move

>>69218924
Like warm apple pie

Crikey O'Reily lads just watched some bollock busting porn because of the gimmick

Shan't be doing that again

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>>69218937

Why did (You)'s go away?

Havent been on in ages

Conservatism is pining for the mythical good old days. Young people are living in their good old days. This is why conservatives are mostly old/losers.

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always anticipate my ventures to /x/ are going to be more fun and engaging than they turn out to be

brit/pol/ > britfeel >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> /brit/

>>69218936
nah i JUST baited you yet again because you're literally such a little fanny LMAO piss off back to /dire/ with all your sadcase nonce friends

>>69218974
It's called an emphasis line now.

>>69218961
i will drop u on ur ead like your mother should ave
>>69218948
sounds fun

>>69218996
Agreed.

>ASMR Leg shaving

has it all gone too far lads?

Can't fathom why we didn't kill all the Irish when we had the chance.

>>69218999
Holy shit you're literally having a mental breakdown, kek.

>>69218924
it's like being around an insanely hot girl
you can't concentrate, you can't form words, you're just paralyzed with anxiety/lust

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NEED a Daisey gf

Watching the Harry Potter films to distract from suicidal thoughts. Getting well fed up with them these days.

>>69219045
unironically can't remember the last time i was near a hot girl

>>69219037
Link please family.

>>69219038
All tripfags must hang

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>>69219075
This tbf

>>69218987
"gen Z" is the most conservative generation since WW2

>>69219008
yeah it is fun haha
*keels over in the middle of the road and dry heaves*
waheeey

Lads I NEED help
>Old m8 back in town for holidays from uni
>Invites me out probably out of pity
>Bunch of cunts from school will probably be there
What do? I don't like being a recluse but sense going out with a bunch of wankers I don't like isn't a great idea

>>69219072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30EIpAtpgiw

The anonymity of the internet makes it easy to be an ass hole, but that does not mean you are obligated to do so.

>>69219055
I've just realised that henry cavill has the exact same nose as my dad

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jalapenos were a mistake

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>>69219075
>>69219089

what are some good tv shows that have a lot of seasons?

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>>69219089

>>69219055
Very accurate

>>69219095
wanna form a suicide pact

>>69219124
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

>>69219097
Go there and bullshit your way through the night

>>69219043
ya totally, stay mad :') you always take the bait

>>69219097
just go. maybe somehow you experience something fun like meeting a gf

>>69219124
buffy

>>69219124
the wire has a decent amount of content desu

>>69219124
Inbetweeners

>>69219124
south park

>>69219091
Bollocks are they

>>69219124
Stargate.

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>>69219100
>r/thedonald

>>69219124
Frasier and Seinfeld

>>69219124
>seasons

FOY

>>69219180
Last good season was 13

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>>69219196
SHITE

you lads like the new wiley single?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa1glDxNvfk

Rumours on twitter that Her Majesty has died.

I sincerely hope it's not true.

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>>69219124
X Files is great and really comfy, has about 10 series, doing an 11th I believe

>>69219091
Mantra with no evidence. Another factor is that people become more withdrawn from society the older they get. By the time they're 80 they have no friends or family, they're completely insular, completely selfish, completely conservative. Some people get to this stage early...

>>69219216
>British rappers
*vomits profusely*

imagine your name was willy

>>69219149
>>69219165
>>69219166
>>69219179
>>69219180
>>69219184
>>69219196
>>69219240
thanks. feel free to post more.

>>69219203
rude

Business idea: get really hot white Latina gf who's out of my league looks wise but will stay with me to validate her own feelings of inferiority about not being "white"

>>69219182
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2016/09/17/how-modern-teenagers-are-rebelling-against-their-parents-by-bein/
http://www.marcomm.news/gen-z-is-the-most-conservative-generation-since-those-born-before-1945/

>the oneitis will never crush your bollocks while getting spitroasted by two taller men than you
why live

lads does whey protein go bad
this is very, very important

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>>69219124
natsume yuujinchou
aria
bakuman
monogatari series

>>69219104
Bit odd ngl.

>edge for a few hours
>no strength to finish
send help

going to the pub with the lads to watch the villa game

wonder if football yank will be watching it

>>69219210
>rey poster
I'd have been insulted had you said otherwise.

>>69219100
>Ann Coulter
ah yes, bullets would stop a truck very effectively

how did this bitch break out of her special ed class

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>Miss me yet

Business idea: borrow money at interest and loan it out at slightly higher rates of interest

>mongs think gen z are conservative to rebel against their parents
>They're actually just more conservative because a higher proportion of them are Muslims

do you lads ever wash your 'doras? i accidentally got a stain on it, can't tell if its jizz or e-liquid but it looks pretty shit

>>69219335
who?

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>>69219182

>>69219216
yeah it's mental
old school eskibeat vibes
>>69219258
wiley is a mc not a rapper
dumb potato poster

If a job application says it closes on the 30th does that mean it closes at midnight of the 29th or at the end of the 30th.

It's given no specific time.

Why are yanks so butthurt about mexicans? Aren't they basically white?

Is Imax really that much better?

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>>69219352

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>>69219100
>USA 72.41% white
ahahahahahaha

>>69219227
Had the pleasure of meeting Queen Elizabeth II at a charity do once. She was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.

>>69219367
it'll be 23:59 30th

>>69219368
Kek, they count millions of spics as white so they can try to reach 60% white again
>Murrica

>>69219373
It's a meme that Nolandrones like to spam

>>69219368
And at least they mostly Christian

>>69219349
umm no they're actually just self-described as conservatives because they've grown up in the "sjw gets rekt by logic" era of the internet so they consider themselves more conservative than average, despite being far more liberal than their parents

>same sex marriage
Okay but Churches shouldn't have to do if they don't want to
>transgender rights
It's a mental illness, hate crime is a meme.
>marijuana legalisation
I hope it stays illegal

>>69219407
Top lad, thanks

meme me a meme

Hmm Queen has died lads.

cat just spilled my fucking whiskey

>>69219368
Criollos are OK, but too many of the mestizo ones are involved in drugs and other nefarious gang-related activities

>>69219100
France doesn't have strict gun control and also it's very easy for people to smuggle guns to schengen countries from the balkans which is where most illegal firearms come from

Also Canada is literally less white than every west European country

>>69219091
>>69219358
>polling 16-year-olds
of course they're going to say "blacks out lmao so edgy xD"

>>69219368
So are Poles but they're shit

>>69219451
he's lying to you mate

>>69219468
think they died when freddie died

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>Queen Elizabeth II died in hospital this morning. The British government has placed a 24-hour gag order on the news.

>Three girls giving a blowjob scene
>Guy lifts his legs up in the air
>They all take turns sloppily rimming him
Based as fuck.

>>69219468
Stop it

NEED a naive insecure teen gf

>>69219481
Poles are good lads, Bulgarians and Romanians are the cunts

>>69219471
>whiskey
fuck off yank

>>69219513
They're not good lads, they don't integrate

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Me and the lads discussing the more intricate points of setting up a one party state in Britain.

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>>69219501

LIZ IS DEAD
LIZ IS DEAD
LIZ IS DEAD
LIZ IS DEAD

>>69219501
going to place a 24 hour gag order on yer mam

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>Bought Doom for €20 since it was on sale
>50gb
>24 hour download
Digital was a mistake

DING DONG THE WATCH IS DEAD

OFF TO TESCO TO BUY A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE

>>69219427
But whats wrong with hating pakis and romanians?

princess leia died? you guys have my condolences

>>69219501
bollocks

kill the headlights and put it in neutral

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>mfw the biggest benefit scrounger in the country pops her clogs

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>tfw no swedish athlete gf

shame princess leia died before she got to inherit the throne

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Just realised my sister is a slag

>>69219579
based on indefensible philosophical position and is intellectually lazy

don't really mind what people do on their own time in private though, just don't like public rudeness

>>69218446

Try acting dear boy.

Just inherited the crown of the United Kingdom and whatnot.

Source on Queen dying

has the queen actually died? links?

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Someone post a source

Getting worried now

probably going to wank soon

>>69219501
>>69219468
actually fuck off

shitposting from t'pub

german hip hop lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwc-ouFeTQ

>>69219674
twitter rumours just.

>>69219656
bum her for me ta

People on Twitter posting pictures of Prince Charles dressed all in black being ushered into a car apparently from tonight. Hmmmmmmm.

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dipping some sausage rolls in this

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>>69219674
>>69219675
>>69219680

right lads this is scaring me now, we need to confirm if liz is alive somehow

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>go to twitter
>see "elizabeth" trending
>almost have a heart attack
>nvm its some broad that killed someone

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/813033980614348800

sauce on queen dying

>>69219720
I don't trust twitter at all

AVIN A PARTY WHEN LIZZIE DIES

PASSIN THE COFFIN WHEN LIZZIE DIES

>zsa zsa gabor and her son die at practically the same time
>debbie reynolds and carrie fisher die at practically the same time

bit weird that. must be something to do with degenerate boomer lifestyle

>>69219750
Fake

Media blackout lads.

Something is up.

>>69219722
>chipotle

Fuck off yank

>>69219745
my uncles one of her aides
sorry to be the bearer of bad news

>>69219758
its called HEART BREAK

Bit weird how absolutely nothing has been reported about the Queen since Christmas Day tbf. Hope this isn't true.

Imagine what it'd be like on here and /pol/ if she actually died.

The posting wars will be insane.

lizposting is a shit gimmick

fuck off

>>69219745
alri ill sneak in

>>69219748
wtf is going to happen to /int/ when the queen dies

limmy is a sad case nowadays

fuck britian

Any of you lads use /brit/ gimmicks IRL?

I use
>Hmm interesting that
*walks away and talks to someone else*

The normies in the group chats find it hilarious, even the girls

>Queen dies
>I'm already off over Christmas and New Year so won't get an extra time off

Ah yes, well done you fucking old slag. Couldn't you have popped it in the summer?

>>69219801
lots of F posting

howling at my life

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starting to panic a little bit now

it's a joke, right? She's not actually dead

dont think she actually has died lads
think it was some epic trolls

wish i had killed myself immediately after 9/11

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>>69218937
go away

I'll honestly be pissed if she dies.

The Queen is so irrelevant to me that seeing her face on the news for a week straight would do me head in.

>>69219843
are you retarded mate?

>get someone to design dresses for you
>attach a label with your name on it
>????
>get obe

Fucking shame this honours system

why would there be a media blackout if the Queen has died?

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lycra mobile mentioned

>>69219801
the germans and the irish will laugh at us, i like to think the other monarchies like spain and japan will show some sympathy

>>69219856
>be pissed

Fuck off yank

>>69219801
Ordered as many official portraits of Lizzie as I could from the government right now in preparation

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>Amazon has filed a patent for massive flying warehouses equipped with fleets of drones that deliver goods to key locations.

>>69219835
wew lad

>>69219830
pics

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>>69219854
Mio is for yuri

King Charles III has just declared Britain a caliphate with him as Caliph, renaming to the New British Caliphate.

http://mtonews.com/2016-going-bang-theyre-saying-queen-elizabeth-died-uk-media-asked-24-hour-media-blackout/#.WGVLso2dylo.twitter

how do yanks cope with the fact that they can NEVER officially use the title of Sir

will we actually get a day off if the queen dies?

>>69219872
Maybe

So she's not dead?

>>69219878
She got suicide bombed by Abdul from Luton

>>69219925
>mtonews

>>69219758
hopefully charlie dies aswell then

>>69219925
sounds like a reliable source

>>69219830
Adding to this.

I have used "shan't be" a couple of times when my friends try to get me to do something shit. They get a laugh out of that as well

>>69219888
large companies? abusing the patents system for advertising and future revenue?
well i never!

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Business idea: reunite UK, Ireland and America into a single super country with Trump as PM and Beatrice as Queen

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>>69219919
no

>>69219925
I'll wait until breitbart announce it

>>69219972
CHUNCCY

>>69219925
can't wait for mummy may to ban fake news FILTH like this

>>69219925
>mtonews
never heard of it

wth thought you lot were meming but my dad is banging on about dead queen rumors

ill wait until wikileaks announce it

How do you filter anime?

>>69219955
PICS OF THE GROUP CHAT REEEE

>>69219982
this desu
until alex jones or breitbart announces it i'm not gonna say anything

>>69219923
the absolute madman haha

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POTION SELLER

i'll wait until an aussie announces it in here after reading it on wikileaks

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what the fuck is the queen dead lads

i dont want it

Saudi man who called for end to 'guardianship of women' is jailed

>>69219853
>yankaboos

>>69220009
You're fucking next mate.

Tanks rolling through Londonistanderry as we speak.

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>I'll wait until breitbart announce it
>until alex jones or breitbart announces it i'm not gonna say anything

lads the rumours are all from some fucking Irish radio show. jfc

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>>69220003
quite impossible i'm afraid friend

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Behold, the venue for the /brit/ new year meet

Mate of a mate on facebook is a queens guard and he's been told to cancel leave

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post yfw poortheners

>>69220067
rumours

wish i was rumoured dead but the rumours were real

>>69219982
numale spotted

>some bitch called Queen Elizabeth III on twitter clogging up the fucking news feed

FUCK OFF BITCH I DON'T CARE THAT YOU LIKE RICE

brother works near the palace apparently nobody is allowed near it

bloke at the local just told me his mate that posts on 4chan has a mate of a mate thats a queens guard.

Shes dead apparently

wish i was rumoured alive but the rumours were false

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>search 'queen elizabeth' on Twitter
>first thing I see is this

scotch fucking cunt got me

my nan just got a text off the queen saying she's dead

>>69220087
this

my mum's the queen and she hasn't text me for 3 days which leads me to believe the queen is in fact dead

>>69219880
>lycra
screeching

>>69220109
same

Who is queen or king next then lads? Not being funny, I really don't know.

alri, what's the craic then lads?

just got a letter from liz saying shes dead

Just gone done shagging Kate lads she said afterwards that the queens brown bread

>>69220161
Nigel Farrage

rooted the queen 3 days ago but i haven't heard from her since and they're usually gagging for it so im bit worried x.

>I say Charles don't you ever crave
>To appear on the front of the Daily Mail
>Dressed in your Mother's bridal veil?

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the queen is dead?

time to mourn

*dims the lights*
*draws the curtains over the windows*
*plops down in the living room*
*get out a brand new VHS of silenced sissies 3*


aaaaaaah yes

>>69219888
ah yes
future looks bright boys
the sky lit up by amazon UAVs underslung with LED google adverts. Truly, technology is a wondrous marvel

>>69220111
dumb as a pound of feathers

>>69220161
Charles but he'll probably abdicate to Will

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posting best girl t bh lads

might get a long holiday if she dies yea?

>>69220161
They have a tag team match with the winning team going straight into an iron man fight.

>>69220161
Jade Goody

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Crunchy M&Ms > Peanut M&Ms >>>>>>> Chocolate M&Ms