/brit/

who /rlfriend2017/ here?

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You talking money need a hearin aid
You talking 'bout me I don't see the shade
Switch up my style I take any lane, ah
Switch up my cup I kill any pain

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All about /daddyissuesgf2017/ now lad.

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me

>>69215172
might try to reconnect with some old friends.
probably not though

cara

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>>69215156
>/gf2016/
whats that lmao

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got a new fanny pack lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD0fUz4rmQg

I just went the cinema alone for the first time, I couldn't enjoy it. I felt like everyone was judging me for being a Billy no mates. I was trying to focus on the hot powerful action of Star wars but was distracted by my insecurity.

How do you lads handle it?

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me and my bf

>>69215195
nice tash

I am the penultimate Billy no mates

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really caused me to postulate

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When's the old slag going to die lads?

>>69215244
don't leave the house lmoa

>>69215278
Rasheed

>>69215244
I had a Nandos on my own once and felt the same. No idea what the fuck I was thinking haha, absolutely surrounded by normies and couples, just wish I had friends lmfao

>>69215293
that doesn't answer my question

>>69215252
what the fucking christ

anywhere we go

i bring the snow

i fill ya nose

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THICC

roasting some sweet n spicy neets

let's go back
back to the days of snapback caps

>>69215257
for you

>>69215278
she's just in a hibernation cycle for the winter, put her on a warm rock and she'll be drinking the blood of children in no time

>>69215244
Don't really see the appeal of going to the cinema anymore.

You can get practically the same experience at home now minus the other people.

>been in bed for 3 hours
>can't sleep

ahh yes

>>69215335
Meme fetish.

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going for black gf 2017 myself lads

>>69215363
so you can go on /tv/ without getting spoiled

>>69215244
>>69215320
Alright going to the cinema alone might be a bit weird but eating at a shitty fast food place is not

>>69215244
Unless you're going with normaltons you might as well stay home, turn off the lights and slap a film on IMO. Do they have showings during late night hours like 1-2am?

I wee sitting down

i shit standing up

>>69215363
But I wanted to see the new Star Wars and not watch some shitty pirated copy in rubbish quality

>>69215242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjOoHkjWyT8

>>69215378
I'd go to bed now but I'm sure I would have the same problem.

Wish I could sleep all day like a cat desu.

>>69215397
wtf

Favourite songs:

>The Doors - The End
>Born Slippy - Underworld
>All Apologies - Nirvana
>Just Like Honey - The Jesus and Mary Chain
>30 Hours - Kanye West

Thoughts?

>>69215387
>attracted to fertility goddesses
>fetish

That's called being a man

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can't see myself making it through another year of this

>>69215424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mh45mA_JY

>consuming the hollywood jew

>>69215423
So just wait.

>>69215244

I'm in a foreign country alone for new year and the only person I've spoken to is the hotel receptionist

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>>69215320
>sitting nandos on my bill
>the place is packed with normie couples
>notice another guy wearing the same jacket as me also eating alone
>about to go speak to him
>his gf comes back from the toilet
End it now

smoking the herbal aryan (marijuana) lads

>>69215439
where's hokago tea time

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nth for Harry and Paul are the only funny British comedians left

DON'T YOU GIVE UP, NAH, NAH, NAH
I WON'T GIVE UP, NAH, NAH, NAH
LET ME LOVE YOU
LET ME LOVE YOU
DON'T YOU GIVE UP, NAH, NAH, NAH
I WON'T GIVE UP, NAH, NAH, NAH
LET ME LOVE YOU
LET ME LOVE YOU
OH BABY, BABY...

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>tfw /bf2016/

Feels good lads.

>>69215156
what about /ahyesnow/?

ah yessss

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How 2 meet fellow abnormies and become friends?

u don't want zero problems big fella

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Just lit a Yankee candle

>>69215526
Why would you want to be friends with a twat like you?

just lit a yank

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>>69215278
Not soon enough

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>>69215505

>>69215156
Dunno, I want to ask out the girl who may or may not be a lesbian in my class at college desu.

>>69215526
subnormies lad, abnormies are like downies or people in homes for learning difficulties. subbies are just underdeveloped for their age, there is hope for them.

>>69215504
utauyo, go maniac, pen and caygake girls are bangers

getting pretty sick of talking to myself all day

>>69215458
why haven't you been chonning recently?

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have only one friend and haven't spoken to him for 2 moths haha

just got lit

>>69215538
I bought one a while ago and when lit it smelt of absolutely nothing.

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nother harry potter tonigth

>>69215517
bit gay

Didn't go to see star wars with the bf.

>>69215526
Come to the next /brit/ meetup

Last one actually went quite well

haven't spoken to my friend in 3 ants

>>69215546
rude

>>69215578
>there is hope
There is?

You, make the sound of sherry being decanted

>>69215538
Fucking hate buying expensive tat for people. Had to buy me mum one of those cunting things and this fucking £100 Pandora Charm that is either made by machine or a child worker in China that costs them 50p to make

we're all in here

>>>/pol/104839035

SAY GO THROUGH THE DARKEST OF DAYS
HEAVEN'S A HEARTBREAK AWAY
NEVER LET YOU GO, NEVER LET ME DOWN!
OH IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A RIDE
DRIVING THE EDGE OF A KNIFE
NEVER LET YOU GO, NEVER LET ME DOWN!

>>69215630
>he measures time in insects

americans *rolls eyes*

Reasons not to get drunk on an afternoon:

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>>69215517
>/bf2011/ is still going for me

there is hope*

*provided you are willing to drastically lower your expectations

excited to see who I'll be in a years time

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I was trying to get to sleep last night but got really distressed thinking about how all the champagne socialists and students I have as friends on facebook will be posting edgy shit like "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" when Her Majesty passes away

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What's /brit/ listening to?

>>69215675
yourself

>>69215526
If you've finished school or uni you're fuckoed the be yourself meme isn't a golden rule but it should land you at least one friend if you are still in education past that no one bothers to make friends with us abnormies

>>69215665
bit gay

>>69215636
>There is?
of course, you grow out of it with luck. normie is the goal, you are the salmon that doesnt want to go up the river yet, but up that river you will go one day and by your own decision.

>>69215601
reminder that homosexuality is the final redpill

>>69215597
I can confirm that the salted caramel one smells very strongly.

It's fucking disgusting though.

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>Go to University in a European capital
>Young, fertile women all around me
>Surely, SURELY I will find a gf now
>Almost all the girls in my class are gross
>The attractive girls dislike me, what a surprise
>Become obsessively insecure about my appearance
>Too autistic to interact with any girls outside my class


Same again next year yeah? And the year after that? Haha, ah yes.

>>69215686
what laptop should I buy?

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>>69215678
long live the english republic 2bh

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>>69215586
got a month ban nov-dec when in 'taly

>champagne socialists
>not being a benzo bolshevik

shigydiggy

>>69215683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqAWBRXRg6k

>>69215716
Oliver

First I would control my breathing and position myself correctly, all while scoping you out and predicting your fighting style.

Then, and only then would I break you like the little troglodyte you are.

>>69215715
macbook pro

>>69215706
Prague?

may get a gf later this bee

>>69215683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8GDLy9K2Fk

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Ah yes, antisemitism. Not a fan.

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>>69215683

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>29/12/16
>still no plans for NYE

Sometimes I can't sleep because I'm anxious about not being able to sleep and then having to spend all day at work the next day sleep-deprived.

>>69215739
Rasheed

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ah yes, a fine example

a tasteful juxtaposition between the new world and the old

Yorkshire terrier? Is that a new breed? Oh right you mean a Greater Wakefield terrier

>>69215745
Fucking overpriced pieces of shit yet I still want them but will never be able to afford one.

>>69215693
That's quite profound desu anon, it makes me feel better though, thanks

>>69215678
>shilling for an inbred tax sponge old woman who would spit on you if she saw you

the ultimate act of cuckoldry

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>>69215780

>>69215724
:(

>>69215787
yeah the newest ones are far too much
2014/5 was peak macbook pro year

>>69215683
Beak >> by BEAK >

>>69215706
Mogadishu?

>>69215811
back now :^}

>it's 2016 and you aren't a cromwellian republican

howling, pathetic

>>69215815
this 2bh

>>69215780
>two hijabs
>nigger
>interracial couple (bmwf)
>chink

England, everyone

>>69215745
I think that would be the last straw for my heterosexuality

would you rather: a 10/10 in looks and personality gf or a lucrative career you love?

>>69215244
I went to the cinema to see Arrival, alone.

No one cares man, they're just there to see the film.
The cinema is supposed to be for watching film, not going out with your friends.

Lads why does /pol/ think lefties love Israel

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>>69215796
Kill yourself scum

>>69215845
macbooks are very masculine

>>69215780
would like the powerwash that church

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Need a laptop and I have a budget of 200-250 quid.

What should I do lads? Buy a new netbook with like 2gb or RAM or something second/hand refurbished like a thinkpad?

>>69215746
Yes senpai

>>69215843
you seem like a nice person with lots of friends

>>69215706
>go to uni
>flat is full of popular normie girls
>all like me and think I'm funny/cool
>introduce me to the popular girl crowd
>slowly realise I'm filling the gay best friend role
>everyone on my course assumes I'm bent
>no male friends
Could've been worse I suppose

>>69215861
sos ur nan

>>69215780
The architect was too busy building the future to waste time idolizing the ruins of the past.

>>69215883
she's ded :/

need to do a poo but there are normies in the house haaha

>>69215846
i'm probably gonna get the latter anyway
which will catalyse the former

THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER
SMALL WORLD, ALL HER FRIENDS KNOW OF ME
YOUNG BULL LIVIN' LIKE AN OLD GEEZER
QUICK RELEASE THE CASH, WATCH IT FALL SLOWLY
FRAT GIRLS STILL TRYNA GET EVEN
HATERS MAD FOR WHATEVER REASON
SMOKE IN THE AIR, BINGE DRINKIN'
THEY LOSE IT WHEN THE DJ DROPS THE NEEDLE

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>>69215891
uhoh

>>69215870
What do you need it for though.

I have a crappy three year old chromebook that does literally everything I want from a laptop.

>>69215877
he's right though
>>69215843
You have a good eye anon. Both a blessing and a curse, isn't it?

>>69215877
t. Tyrone Rodriguez

have lost all faith in humanity 7 times in the last 24 hours

*strikes your head with my lacrosse stick*

I HATE you!

>>69215873
Bit jelly.

I'm stuck in shitey Aberdeen. Moving to Eastern Europe the second I graduate

Get stuck about those lassies before you've lost your chance.

>control f
>(you)

Lads I can't find the people replying to me

>>69215870
chromebook at that price
you're not getting anything decent otherwise

>>69215835

wb C=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWYqEgmRNFE

>>69215958
>Unironically referring to anyone as "your majesty"
Imagine being this much of a cuck lmao

I'm not a backwards luddite or anything, and I quite like the Shard and have come to appreciate the Gherkin, but god modern architecture in this country is fucking ugly. Most of it is actually a blight on the landscape.

>our own governments did more to ruin our cities than the Luftwaffe ever could

>supporting cromwell is communist

He was a complete rorke 2bh, unlike literally all the royals

cant name one good thing the queen has done desu

cardboard cutout would have sufficed

FAO: 69215970

Maybe nobody is

>>69215960
*rubs noggin sorely*
whachu do that for you bellend?

>>69215891
the other one?

>>69215984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

Just shaved the so called pubes so they'll be the ideal length on nye and put some after shave balm on that I got for chrimbo

>>69216023
they're actually both alive lol

Somebody please fedoraquote me

>>69215940
need it for uni, microsoft office, web browsing, torrenting, running kodi on, spotify
>>69215974
too many limitations on Chromebooks desu.

>>69215870
ignore the runts.

200-250 GBP is a lot of money and I would shop on eBay for a something decent. i prefer getting the Thinkpad line at that price

septum piercings must be stopped

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>God save the Queen

>>69216057
you could do all of that on a chromebook lid

or just get an old chinkpad and put an ssd in it

>>69216048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

>>69216010
Unironically agree no clue why people are so bothered

>>69216081
thanks

the globalists the globalists the globalists

>>69216047
pics

decided to quit smoking weed because of a family history of schizophrenia

Don't forget Charlie Brooker's 2016 Wipe is on at 9pm on BBC2 and BBC2HD

>>69216101
MAIN STREAM MEDIER

remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3euzCpMQjwM

>>69216047
might do the same desu

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>>69216048

>glory to her madge, and glory to the commonwealth, Huzzah!
>*throws trilby in the air, revealing bald spot*

>>69215870
I got a refurbished thinkpad and it's unreal. I got the company who was reselling it to put in a 200 gb ssd and 8 gb ram for like $120 more and it's fast as fuck and since its a T model, it's built like a brick shithouse

If the Tories the bankers European Union had the Tories coalition perhaps we wouldn't have the tuition fees

cocaine

>>69216108
Smart move lad

>>69216150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmHWC4O1azk

>>69216116
fuck off charlie

sixty percent charge

>conservashits complain that comedy is too liberal
>fail to address the point they can make their own, but can't because they're shit
Ah yes

>>69216059
yeah there are some decent thinkpads on ebay for that price desu, might do that
>>69216140
only thing i'm worried about is the battery life. I usually use my laptop while it's plugged in but I need to take it to lectures sometimes

>>69216187
>liberal

literally foy

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>>69216187
>the communist BBC would allow a conservative opinion to air

lmao

>>69216197
dont care

>>69215881
Literally fantasise about this

Being the extroverted, well spoken dude who is always seen talking and laughing with beautiful chicks, making other guys and girls jealous. So what if they think you're bent? Gay guys are cool nowadays.

You should try picking them off and fucking them. I presume you're good looking or they wouldn't even acknowledge your existence.

Currently, I have a handful of close male friends, three or four close female friends, and fucking dozens of random ''friends'' who I honestly reckon wouldn't give me the time of day or even remember my name.

House of Windsor is one of the worst we've had

YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO

>>69216150
Like cocaine but don't have the money for it. Any ideas lads? Pills make my todger shrivel

Wish these edgy anti-Queen rasheeds would fuck off

>>69216223
bender

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considering playing a risk of rain after buying it and not playing much

>tfw too boring to keep friends around

>>69216227
>House of Windsor
House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha*

>>69216210
>posts a pic of the man who has appeared on Question Time the most
>it's another retarded conservacunt post
Ah yes

Gagging for darts to be in the Olympics

>>69216210
>the internet exists
>america exists
>still using censorship as an excuse

>House of (((((((Windsor)))))))
Did a howl

haven't seen thailad in 2 weeks now, hope he's okay ://

>>69216290
got a willy down your throat?

>>69216210
>>69216268
>Farage
>Conservative

Ahh yes wanting more commonwealth pakis and Africans, wanting weed legalised and supporting gay marriage

Very fucking conservative

>>69216290
>women's darts
>4050258867 divisions of spastic darts

Ordinary women's darts is bad enough.

you can find lots of great right-wing jokes on sickipedia

>>69216204
*Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

Who is going to be competing with me for the famous 00:00:00 New Year 2017 post?

who r/leftypol here?

>>69215965
It's a hoot for lads who are in their twenties, who are mature and in their prime. A lot of the European students here are 22-27 whilst all the Brits are little twinks.

I still feel like a kid. I'm out of my depth here. I can't do shite for at least another two or three years. But YHWH willing I'll bloom well.

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>>69216364

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stop posting hats

>hatpost faggotry
Shan't be here much longer methinks

how do you get 3d mode in haxball lads

>>69216364
>Irish empathizing with niggers

Expected Tbh

Should I shave my belly?

*200-250 GBP used to be a lot of money

brexit is one helluva ride, innit

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>>69215965
>Moving to Eastern Europe the second I graduate

>>69216423
Only if you're shredded desu otherwise it doesn't matter

>>69216423
No, it's cute. x

I voted Democrat

How do i emigrate to Australia please halp

trying out a new gimmick, lads

>just smelled me arse. x
>licked me smeg. x
>drank me piss. x

>>69216497
what are you doing asking /brit/, Hun?

>tfw had enough of this christmas/newyear shite and just want to lounge around at home wearing my dressing gown eating cheese and biscuits, drink whisky and play some PS4

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>>69216430

me nipping out for a loaf of bread

>>69216520
I'm very desperate and I figured there might be strayans here or whatever

>>69216489
Could you make another of these hilarious posts for me? I'm a middle class UKIP supporter

>>69216537
rasheed

Absolute HATE girls with hairy muffs

Nothing worse than reaching down for a finger blast and feeling hair, grubby

>>69216497
their immigration system is like Canada, take their points test online and see if you qualify

preparing a eulogy for janny's nut when he comes back from lunch and sees the thread in this state

fedoraposting is so shit uggh

monarchists are rasheeds and paddies that hate cromwell 2bh

the queen and her dad sat back while the empire got dismantled, don't know why monarchists like them so much

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>>69216559
You know that the majority of the country support the Monarchy, right?

You're the edgy one

>>69216596
Excellent,will do shortly

>>69216582
pleb

Went out to the shops but there was so many people I got scared ans came home

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>tfw did 2 lines of coke and food is ready soon

>>69216597
how many nuts does he have in that case?

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>Absolute HATE girls with hairy muffs

>Nothing worse than reaching down for a finger blast and feeling hair, grubby

>>69216559
Paki

>You know that the majority of the country support the Monarchy, right?
maybe back in 1950, gramps

he's the hero of 4chan the man they call jan

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HES BACK

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>>69215706
Iktf lad

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>>69216620
Empires don't exist today if you didn't notice

And if military bases count, then the Empire lives on

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>>69216574
>I'm a middle class Kipper *wastes vote*

wonder if he'll like susan

smeg me arse!

just noticed the lack of (You)s. been away for a while lads, what kinds fresh fuckery is this??!

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>>69215505

What's the best music to take it up the bum to? I vote for Blur.

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How come new zealands immigration increased so much in the last few years?

>>69216714
*kinda

>>69216725

grime

Why are young people more likely to be left wing?

>>69216725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI

>>69216775
because universities are left wing

Passed the immigration test lads
I'll apply shortly

>>69216775
they have yet to be sexually assaulted by hordes of refugees on New Year's Eve

who here /make cockrings out of cut up socks/

Wtf? Where are (You)s?!?

>>69216815
How come it's only men who are concerned about refugee rape? Why isn't it the people alledgedly being raped?

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>>69216775
Found this quote on the 'ddit

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1482003997261.webm

Ah yes, the religion of peace

>>69216775
naive

>>69216815
>sexually assaulted by hordes of refugees on New Year's Eve
Unfortunate victims of sexual emergencies committed by traumatised war refugees.

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@69216870
SHAN'T

>>69216820
if a cut up sock is a euphemism for ur nans gee flaps

>>69216860
Of course it's the people being raped that are bothered, who do you think reports it to the police?

Why has the quality of slagposting in /brit/ declined so markedly?

I am The Arse

>>69216925
my depression has decreased my posting

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calling in sick for work tomorrow

>>69216870
"its just a few bad apples"

>>69216944
alerting mr noseberg

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>>69216925

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>>69216952

>>69216906
So why are women in Germany and Austria is Pro refugees?

>>69216959
Would eat her hot steamy logs mmmmm.

>>69216895
it must be tough having to behead and rape fellow muslims, thank god Merkel is letting them to do it non-muslims as well now.

who here /ankh-right/

>>69216869
Doesn't really answer the question

>>69216784
How come young people who don't go to university are left wing?

>>69216984
Because when considering voting habits only a statistically insignificant amount of them are victims of refugee rape even though the rate is higher than in the normal population

>>69216984
You're wrong you fucktard,most women aren't pro refugees here
Easy to speak out of your arse if you haven't been there eh

NOT a fan of this trivializing of rape

>>69216994
>Merkel
Neither of our countries waited for Merkel to let muslims have their fun.

>>69216775
Girls are left wing, young lads want to impress girls

>>69216775
as you get older your brain starts to break down

Who /thepengestmunch/ here?

business idea: create a new brand of chocolates for christmas but with none of the shit ones that nobody eats

>>69216119
only bit I remember was that Carlton screen advertising bit

I was an odeon man Tbhj

>>69216870
where was this recorded?

>>69217087
Muslim independent school in east London

>>69217065
Fuck off you midget your crep game is weak bruv

i fancy a go on one of them spinning clay tables. wonder if it's as hard as it look

*looks at the clock*
*nods approvingly*

it's time, lads.

*kneels down, prostrated, facing Mecca*

>>69217115
got a source?

>>69217039
Why do women in Germany and Austria consistently vote for pro-refugee parties?

>>69217065
Achievment unlocked, Middle class kids can now use the terms: Peng, Rah, bare, senpai

>>69216925
Finally someone getting to the real issues

>>69217154
See: >>69217028

>>69216945
Just one bad apple according to out resident paki defender.

>>69217154
I'll tell ya mate
Because literally every party in here except one is pro-refugee,but the one that isn't I literally a meme

can you lads reply with (You) added? thanks. x

>It's an acquired taste
you mean it's shit

>All 8-year-old Joe Maldonado wanted was to keep hanging out with his Cub Scouts friends.

>But after a month of science experiments and barbeques at a New Jersey chapter, he was told he's no longer welcome.

>The reason he was given: he was born a girl.

>Joe is transgender. Until two years ago, he'd gone by Jodi.

>"I felt very upset but then very angry because it's just not fair that because I was born a girl they won't let me in," Joe told CNN

>>69217161
rah cuz kmt

>>69217161
>Black Londoners think they own these words

Peng is literally a Nottingham word from around 2007 lmaoo

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kot

>>69217161
>senpai
Holy shit are you retarded? Normal middle class kids aren't even aware of your stupid weebshit words like the do Peng, Rah, and bare

>>69217200
>but the one that isn't I literally a meme
AfD?

>>69217236
newcunt

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Actually surprised the new Star Wars lass isn't constantly shitposted here

>>69217229
>yank cat
DISGUSTING FUCK OFF

>>69217246
That's right

>>69217227
reckon it actually chinese from 3,000~ years ago

>>69217261
trolled

>>69217255
>>69217255
>>69217255
>>69217255

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFxUl14RyNE

Need a middle class ASMR gf.

>>69217266
Bucky the beaver haha

>>69217266
mate fingered her outside a glorp shop on Alderaan

>>69217266
Nobody cares about Feli City anymore desu

>>69217286
Nice try bender

>>69217266
someone used to shitpost her a while ago desu

>>69217266
I'd spaff on her teeth desu.

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>newcunt