/shq/

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Kosova Mbi Tegithve Ju Jeni Magjupe Na Jena Trima

ku jeni shqipe

Urra,një vetjak shqiptar.
O djema,unë po përpiqem të bëj një gjuhë shqipe pa fjalë të huazuara

let's hope this doesn't turn out to be completely cringy.

>>69214373
FOL SHQIP

>>69214294
You will have to go back

>>69214344
Jam tu gjet nji nuse per Toni Bombonin

>>69214423
Ta qifsha nonen suedez ta kaj motren qe e ki nese hala se ka kajt naj arap ose zezak

>>69214349
Shpjego.

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i know who shenki is, but who is furkan?

>>69214491
Shpjego vjen prej spiegare italisht,pra jo puro shqip.Unë po përpiqem të bëj një fjalor vetëm me fjalë shqip

>>69214556
shenki asht serb
vali asht shqiptar

shenki >> ex-yu
vali >> shq

>tfw saw the hot blonde slutty big-titted albanian girl I almost lost my virginity to once hanging out with some 30-40 year old looking ugly r9k tier geek
wtf wtf wtf
I demand apologies albania

>>69214563
you will have to invent your own words then, Shakespeare kid.

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Shkodran anon, ne cilen zone eshte ky vendi?

>>69214640
greket jan shqiptar

>>69214640
but anon,you're a neet.

>>69214678
he said geek,not greek
hahahaha

>>69214756
I know
why she chose that old ugly guy?
I admit I didn't push hard enough
I just told her she was hot while I was drunk and she smiled
she also seemed to like me and talked to me often
JUST

>>69214249
ckemi, serbo.

>>69214843
o grecoman ku je qa po ban

>>69214666
Aty ku qiva nanen tate lolzzz

>>69214858
duke te te ngritur kacabunjte jam.
Si je, serbomani I malit?

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>>69214883
>fjalor rruge

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>>69214666
greek-tier scenery

>>69214811
sounds like you were too much of a coward to ask her out,better luck next time Belg-kid.

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>>69214895
>malit
jam bo qytetar qetash, ma kan kajt jeten suedezet

>>69214983
>greek-tier scenery
Eshte ne Shkoder.

>Bleona
Srsly

Vdes për kyt Kang.
Ju përshnes çuna
http://youtu.be/4fkMNyDFzRs

>>69215086
lol

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>>69215081
Would you rather prefer this?

>>69215086
kek,a mos je malsor?

>>69215081
Vorio Scutarius

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>>69215170
jam old school pasha buken e nanes

>>69215170
Malësor thuje atyne kujt je msu me I than

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A e njef Kush agim moDHen

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>>69215218
..........Malok?........

>>69215302
allah ekber sa i mir ket foto

>>69215302
Kam ken nTheth

PO kyt vit Kam ken n'Mal tZi

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>>69215369
Dhe une, vitin e kaluar dmth.

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Kam qën me të dashurën HA
UN KAM DASHNORE
JU SKENI DASHNORE

>>69215573
Sma hedh dot.
Tani jam duke sbutur nje nga prishtina.
Kaloma kete, lal.

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>>69215573
Dua edhe unë të dashur

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All that I have saved.

>>69215573
>implying

>>69215792
Fol shqip

>>69215573
>normie posting on this rare as fuck /shq/
YOU MUST LEAVE

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>>69215792

>>69215862
Harrova fare.

5 veta qenkemi me te njejtin flamur.

>>69215882
Foto e lezecme.

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Tani do të vendos një letër
Mbaroj rradhën
Hah,me këtë letër unë s'mund të humbas
Unë flijoj tre përbindësha per të thirrur Dragoin e Qiellit Slajfer

>>69216133
Klasa e 5-te te do ne telefon.

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>>69216133

>>69215882
STOP STEALING OC AND NOT GIVING (You)
REEE

>>69216133
Ende e mbaj koleksionin e kartave qe e kam blere ne Durres kur isha 11 si kujtim.

>>69216224
WE NEED MORE NATIVE MAYMAYS
keep 'em coming,we can do it.

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Superraca gege tu rraportue

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Gatiiiiiiiiiii!
>>69216374
Une them rrofsh. A quhet?

>>69214294
You will have to go back

>>69216374
That OC ?

>>69216463
Lol.
Quhet, por per te bere meme ne lidhje me /shq/ ne nuk njohim njeri-tjetrin.

A e ka pa kush kyt super video

http://youtu.be/3VwtMIpeSRo

>>69216720
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>69216358
a je ti meme master?

>>69216810
>>69216374
Memet e mija.Kam një faqe ne fb quhet Alboposting page

>>69216810
Yes,in fact I'm making one right now.
>>69216862
>Memet e mija
yours are Jeta Osh Qef tier so yeah, those aren't mine.

>>69216985
Ndiqni Idiokracine me mire.

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In 2008 i burned down a shipq bakery just to fit in with my serb acquaintances, at the time.
I hit an honest albozerg bacer with a shovel on his head and he fell while my serb 'friend' whipped out his dick and started pissing on his head wound.
I tried to find any speck of regret for doing that but 9 years later i still havent found any.
If he died then and there, and i dont know what happened to him at all, i would still remain untouched by the whole situation.
Are albos human? I dont think they are.

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>>69216862
>Kam një faqe ne fb
>fb
>>69217022
>Ndiqni Idiokracine

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>>69217082

>>69217082
Are you a Bosnian Serb or a Bosnian human?

>>69216720
Deka tu kesh XD

Mos u merzit.
E thash, ironikisht.
Sjam aq I marre ta them "Plox bemani like faqes idiokracija! TLUTEM AAA!"

>>69217142
Ai eshte nje groshe.

>>69217142
i dont even know anymore

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Cilin fis/fara jeni, e pse nuk jeni shaljan?

I urrej serpt e Bosnjes.Ti shikon flamurin e Bosnjes,pret që të përgjigjet Mujoja,kur fap,përgjigjet Raduvani

>>69217221
t. lost bean

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>>69217275

>>69217275
Ky tipi eshte nje ekzemplar ne fakt.

>>69217463
NE

>>69217463
Scerdilaidas u dal mir ne ket foto.

JEMI

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>>69217276
i dont think i want to go back
by ancestors long ago got lost and inflicted damage to the entire Balkan peninsula because of it.
We could have been a Bogumil Church, all by ourselvess, there would have been catholics, orthodoxses, protestants and us.
We could have been someone by now. We could have been good by now, we could have taken the idiotic lost minds such as serbs are now and taken them to wreck the world if we wanted to.
But my ancestors took islam only for money.
Why should i cherish the cult that the invaders brought?
WHY? give me ONE reason why should i cherish Islam.
You cant, because you are at conflict with yourself if you do, you fucking backstabing coward.
Thats what your entire 'nation' is. Backstabing coward. My family warred with serbs, but things were always clear with them. ALWAYS. I can still go among them and be myself, they allow it, they let me and are happy for me.
I live in a lost tribe, i cant carry that identity anymore. I have to restart the pagan rock praying of old. I have to run into the forest again and save anyone i can. It was always the salvation here, to run and hid into the forest and hills.
Where else. Im not bowing down to the jew world order, no matter how much money they give me.
You are the one who is truly lost, you pea.
Everyone gets a sweet but you, here, have a bean pod.

>>69217694
t. republika srpska

republika srbcka eshte nje gabim.
duhet fshire menjehere nga faqja e dheut.
Pastaj boshnjaket.

>>69218087
boshnjaket ma zi se serbet jan vlla

>>69218129
eshte I njejti mut por ndryshojne vec emrat.
duhen hequr qafe.

Hehehe gjenocid boshnjakësh Kur?

>>69217694
I like this guy.

Is shqiptar pronounced sjkiptar or sjiptar?

If there are blonde Albanian qt3.14s keen to marry me I will convert to islam for her

>>69218196
Kur kroatet, serbet e boshnjaket te fillojne prape.

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>Polakë dhe belgë në vetjakun tim

>>69218232
I'll help you: First say Ta, then Kshifsha, Motren

go do that irl to randoms its funny LoLL

>>69218234
>converting for a woman
>not buying her for 500 euros like some do here

>>69218321
Ku shkoi mikpritja bre?

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>>69218402
>te quash tjetrin mik kur ai te shan mbas shpine

>>69218400
If its true, Albania is a wondercountry

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>>69217694
>We could have been a Bogumil Church, all by ourselvess,

bogomils were based, your ancestors did well

also pic related is what happened to them in ottoman days

fun fact: orthodox and catholics were mentioned in early Ottoman administration as "kuffar" while bogomils were called "krstjani".

>>69218506
What diaspora are you?

>>69218506
I am firmly asking a person such as yourself to please change his current location and go to another thread.I appreciate your knowledge on different fields,but I am afraid this is an only Albanian thread and am asking you to respect that

>>69218489
http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=mk&tl=en&u=http://www.dnevnik.mk/?ItemID=A624132B7E981D49AA4EFBEE2AEA5E8F

>>69218613
>dnevnik.mk
>legit

Based ShpalcëBob
S'ka si ata qi e kan për nder emrin shqiptar

>>69218668
> is a daily newspaper in the Republic of Macedonia.
>was first published on 20 March 1996

It was a better news source before being converted in a government mouthpiece propaganda.
But this has been written about in every single newspaper, tv etc so it's not just one source inventing things out of thin air.

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Ato lajme janë aq të vërteta sa historia e IRJM

>>69218567
none, I just have an interest in the history of the bogomils

>>69218600
no problem, I just came here to ask how sqiptar was correctly pronounced and saw the Bosnians post

>>69218814
yeah 100%

>>69218907
If it makes you feel better. It's not that I approve of that myself either but it is what it is.

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>>69218907
Ngo qka asht to thot alexandirski se ai flet vertet.

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Rikujtim qi Serbia a Tok shqiptare

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>>69219275
Tok maqedon.......

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And this kids, is how you make memes.
Who else Smal Kosova here?
Now give me dots.

>Ajo unaza e pufkave
Lmao

>>69219524
PO tjap pika veq per Ën

>>69219908
HAHAHAHAHA

>>69219524
<3

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>>69219480
You talkin' to me?

>>69220468
Let's mind our own business.

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Kush I ben caption kesaj?

>>69220739
E rujta

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>>69220468
NNahhh, fuk off alabanian

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Ca note merr kjo?

>>69221013
Per shqiptaret 0 se na i vjellna.

>>69220889
Cut it off already.

>>69220739
>tipi pas: ti qe me vrave mua, te vraft i madhi zooot

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>>69221091
Nuk i kam bo qat post. Gruja jem i ka bo.

Dadadada moj dadush
Seç ma babe zemeren prush
Dadadada moj dadush
Se si ty sa kërkush

>>69217082
dont lie to yourself you probably havent left your moms house in the 11 years since you have been born

>>69221226
>Te zesh nje nuse nga lindja e larget

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Si ta shpetojme Elbasanin?

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>>69221301
ka me gjet nje nuse ne afrika (ku i kan origjine pelasgo-iliro-traket)

E ndiqni pinkman?

>>69221555
?

>>69221717
Shiko to fotoja.

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>>69220739
hahaha e kuptoni ?

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>>69219480
tu jeni ninja ?

>>69221957
po

>>69222217
nice hijab man

>>69221957
jo se jam diaspora

>>69222656
po diaspora edhe mua

>>69222774
hajde pra hajde hajde

>>69216720
ka te tjera si kjo?

shi ca gjeta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5h-O9GTo7Y

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>>69223080

>>69223190
po i do t'zeza?

>>69215882
>Podgorica
Oh my fucking God you dense mother fuckers when will you stop?I hope we join in on the next Albanian genocide you little shits

He bre burra, mendoj qe i gjeta nusen tem.

https://youtu.be/JdUzu8Q6Xjk?t=340

>>69223359
RARE

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>>69223359
>t. Kuci

>>69223359
Quiet, slav speaking brother!
We will ensure that your freedom done by us to be swift and stealthy.

>>69223468
>montenegrin
>slav

qka je tu fol?

>>69217694
Come move here or srbija

Fuck the woods. Just say you are macedonian or serbian and marry one of us we accept bosnian refugees

>>69223080
SMAL KOSOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci2Ed2BDqZo

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>>69223542
>What is your ethnicity?
>Kosovar

basëd

>>69223541
Doesn't look like the kind of person who leaves his room.

>>69223538
malazezet jane shqiptare qe flasin serbisht?
A se kuptove ti?

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>>69223669
o bur i madh mfal mendova qe ki than dicka tjeter ; P

>>69223542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRhdBiydzYs

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>>69223747

>>69224270
kqyre deri n'fun ca levizjesh bojn

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Thoughts on this madman and Albania under him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyoRG0UDkIs

>>69224766
he had so much potential, could've been skanderbeg tier, but he fucced up

>>69224766
albania during communism: if someone had two pairs of shoes he was rich

>>69224880
what's Albania like since then?

>>69225421
Better

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>>69223747
>From Peja
>mfw

>>69226345
Ku qendron problemi? Kercenkan shume mire.

>>69227302
nuk me pelqejne dhe aq

>>69227466
Qe jane nga Peja e ke fjalen?
Perse?

>>69227534
Nuk e di,nuk kam pasur eksperienca te mira me ta.

The Albanian language seems to have quite short words. Why is that?

>>69228055
>short words
It's actually quite the opposite, for example:
*Hello!
*Albanian: Tungjatjeta!

Ku humbet shqipe?

ne shishe

si dole

me revole

me revole

>>69228055
the shorter a word is, the older it is, also applies in swedish

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this thread mustn't die

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Me pelqen se si eshte vizatimi I kesaj

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Yako eshte I bazuar!

>>69232503
Ruajtur per raste te metejshme.

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mutpostim

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Oh!
family guy po na ben paraqitje

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per perdorime te metejshme

>>69233357
Kjo eshte teper e vertete.

delet this

>>69234097
first accept that you are the Albanian in denial and I will delet this thread.

>>69234097
No. <3

>>69234132
I cant, I have blond hair

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>>69232246
haahha this one is taken from Tarantino's Jackie Brown

>>69234222
that's okay. You can do it!

>>69234222
So what?

>>69234222
so do I, i will smack your ass with a belt kuci will go back to kuqi

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>>69214249
Cool thread kid.

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>>69236368
Flm Shum Kingu

Nga humbet?

>>69236415
Heren tjeter mos e bej te kete lidhje me serbet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac5Bzw6mseI

ČAJORIJE MELANIJE
MAPIRUNDE PALAMANDE

>>69237220
hajgare jam tu bo mos u idhno

>>69237290
wtf

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r8 ket burek qe kam hanger sot

>>69238257
byrek/10
c'eshte ajo pjesa kafe mrll (meqe ra llafi)

hello my pelasgian broders

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>>69238433
nuk e di per qka je tu fol?

>>69238497
bradhër..

>>69238561
>>69238497
Hello