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British culture and English language edition
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cara
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/MÄMMI/
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cara
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5th
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need you out of business sunshine
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kay-on
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>>69212956
very good post
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england's greatest king 2bh
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>>69212974
Putting this thread out of business

With no survivors
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>>69212956
Already did it for you lad >>69212952
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crunching the numbers
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When will they learn?
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Addicted to coca cola lads, can't get enough
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COCAINE AND PROSTITUTES
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redpill me on plymouth
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>>69213011
thanks
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>Paul leaves behind his widow, Margaret and two beautiful children, James and Rachel - as well as a diverse property portfolio including 4 buy-to-let properties in the Greater Reading area
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>>69213027
how

just drinking a can of it makes me feel like shit
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>>69213023
Yeah, but which one would you want on your side when Islam starts fucking shit up?

Certainly not that limp liberal leaf faggot
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want to go to the gym but i have literally no shoes other than my pair of docs cos my trainers broke
would it be weird to lift in docs
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not a fan of the irish lads

not one bit
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me doing a heem
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>>69212968
>>69212954
thanks for enriching /brit/
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>>69213058
>liberal

Howdy Pardner
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>>69213063
obviously
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>>69213035
Round the Twist had a better lighthouse 2bh
Plymouth a shit
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>>69213051
I love the taste
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When gimmicks turn to shit fast part 1231412431
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>>69212976
Exceptional post
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>>69213080
take that back
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redpill me on south devon
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>>69213047
v. good gimmick
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made an absolute tit of myself at the party lads
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>>69213076
Oh look, a spastic.
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redpill me on why my scientist man died in mass effect 2 on the suicide mission

my whole squad was loyal and i chose all the right people for the individual jobs

fuckin fuming right now cba to go thru all that again
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>>69213122
never heard of it
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>>69213134
fuck off you videogame playing queg
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>>69213130
foy
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>>69213106
It's true la, sorry to say
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>>69213145
have some respect science man just died
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>>69212999
>le cromwell was basically a king lmao
Stop this meme, it's gone on for too long.
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>Victims of slavery can be British - the story of one such woman is told in the memoir 'Sex Slave.' Under the pseudonym Anna Ruston, she writes about meeting a taxi driver she calls Malik when she was 15.
>Malik

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this travesty

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38457257
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they don't teach you idiots how to fry an egg at the jobcenter?
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The green letters...
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>>69213078
:(
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>>69213023
They'll never learn
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>>69212956
ugly slag
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>>69213168
DID THE ALIEN SHOOT THE GUN?
WHAT LEVEL WAS THE GRORK?
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>>69213149
Mate, it's not funny, it never was.

Run a razor down your arm.
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>>69213178
big fan of cromwell, wish he made himself king
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he will be missed
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>>69213122
fuck off we're full
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>>69213239
speccy twat
glad he's dead
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>>69213228
hmmm having considered this post in its full context
foy
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Alri?
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>>69213232
dont like it? then dont say stupid yank things. simple as that mate
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I had a buffting gf for 5 years and she would compliment me on my eyes and my teeth and my hair and would frequently comment that I had a long torso while we were in bed but she never outright said I was attractive or handsome or sexy or good looking

Hmm...

Why was she with me?
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>>69213239
Shit games,play Halo instead nerd
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>>69213047
Beats an instagram account.
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>>69213178
What was he then? A cunt?
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>>69213237
His son was a complete fuck up 2bh, don't think a Cromwell dynasty would have survived no matter what
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>>69213265
HAHA WHAT LEVEL WAS THE BLORG?

MENTAL
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might boot up my old copy of need for speed underground 2 on the old 'aptop
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Why is it lanklets who are more insecure about height
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>>69213292

you're ugly and she was shagging her black ""colleague
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>>69213284
banter
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>mfw I will live to see the Queen die
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explain to me how Bioware makes such fucking ugly games
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>>69213303
haha my bad
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>>69213284
ask mio to marry me please
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>finally get gf
>she's taller than me
>she has short hair
>she never wears makeup
>she doesn't own any skirts/dresses
>she doesn't like jewellery
>she hates pink
d-did I make it?
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>>69213329
Acceptable banter.
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>>69213298
a hero

>>69213301
they were both alright lads but neither were fit to run a country
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having possibly the least comfy afternoon of my life
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>>69213365
this u?
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>>69213298
Lord Protector. He wasn't a king, and he didn't want to be a king. Plus his reputation as "evil" is unfair.
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>>69213324
Doesn't make sense considering we shagged every day
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SWIM is on the charlie again
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>>69213357
sounds like a bloke
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>>69213378
lol yea. u like wot u c?
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>>69213287
>pointing out weedman of the liberal party of canada is a liberal
>stupid yank things

You fucking stupid Northern chav bastard.
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>>69213394
maybe ;p
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>>69213405
wind your neck in, dickhead
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"So I'm a man, I'm British, I got a gay beard"

"We think"

"I killed a king and I'm not Guy Fawkes"

"He never killed anyone"

"Am I anything to do with King Arthur?"
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>>69213405
all your posts are shit
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cromwell fought for parliament didn't he? why would he make himself a king after that
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Ah yes, it's a kids under 21 think liberal is an American thing episode
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>>69213382
>carries out a genocide
>isn't evil
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Who else here gets extremely paranoid whenever the house phone rings?
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>>69213435
grime
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>>69213382
good summary 2bh
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Do not reply to this post.
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the IRA weren't Irish

no self respecting Irishman would commit murder so they're not Irish.
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Ok I won't
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>>69213415
Sure, when you slash your wrists you unfunny tedious cunt
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>>69213441
Also pesticide because he murdered dem potatoes
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>>69213459

awful post
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>>69213459
they weren't catholics though
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>>69213444
i just get angry
hate the phone
loud and annoying and there's always some twat at the other end i don't give an arse about asking for someone else who isn't home
wish they'd fuck off desu
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Girlfriend said she prefers the boneless stuff from KFC and I don't think I love her anymore.
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>>69213419
>not a single girl hiding her hair
fucking haram delete this
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>>69213435
tried to ensure his son succeeded him


was a tyrant and despot and his idealization from certain unsavoury elements itt only reveals their lack of knowledge
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>>69213441
if you'd read a book instead of repeating Irish lies you'd know that wasn't true
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Which is the best city to find british slags with huge knockers?
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>>69213434
Rasheed.
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>>69213459
you're boring
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*pull into the estate in my 2008 BMW 520d SE*
*see the gf pulling out of our gaff in her 2010 1.2 Fiat 500 Lounge*
*pull up next to her and roll window down*
*she's wearing full juicy couture tracksuit, looking absolutely buff*
aiya darlin where you off to? sold free motors today so smiffy said I could take the rest'uh the day off
aiya babe I'm just off to the hairdressers to geh it coloured cos me n the girls ar goin sugarhut tonight then I'm taken bentley to the groomers, took him for a walk around the front garden earlier an e got well dirty
*see our pug bentley on the passenger seat*
alri babe, maccies or wagamamas for dinner tonight?
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>>69213496
Wakefield
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>>69213496
Billericcay
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>>69213496
Wankfield
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going back to bed because i simply can't stand being conscious
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>>69213492
He didn't go far enough
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>>69213496
Zante
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>>69213503
piqued your interest enough to garner a bitter reply though ;)
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>>69213496
Islamabad
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>pop off to the shop

>come back

>loads of police in my estate
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>>69213496
Newcastle upon Tyne
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>>69213444
The only calls I get on my house phone are cold callers, I rarely bother to answer it anymore
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>>69213494
t. English historical revisionist
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>>69213496
west
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>>69213531
>being an estate runt
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bit foggy out
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>>69212937
What's your opinion on nigel farage
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>>69213522
Is this is London?
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>tfw born in Scotland, moved to england around 9 years old so had an accent when younger
>Called James grant
>Used to get bullied at school, people would call me Jimmy grant (immigrant)
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>>69213560
Good lad
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>this is a modern british male
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>>69213526
asking you to stop being boring doesn't make you interesting
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> my estate
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>>69213560
used to rate him

realised he's just a bit of a twat
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cromwell didn't want to spend a minute in ireland longer than necessary

that's why drogheda and wexford happened.
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>>69213554
no it's not
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>>69213560
He triggers the pakis, the benders, the lefties, the losers and the BBC, so good.
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>>69213583
yes yes, whatever you say.
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Went to the paki shop for a few cans of kessy super and it's proper icy.
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>>69213602
not going to bother but consider yourself thoroughly hatposted
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>>69213573
ahh yes bet you claim to be english, Jock
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>>69213560
Browner nose than a paki since Trump won
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The Crusaders weren't Christian.
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>>69213583
Rasheed.
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snowing oot

what about yoo
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>>69213560
rotten teeth
rotten soul
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@ 69213593
>a filthy scouser replies to my post

grim
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>>69213546
I wish I grew up in an estate desu seems p comfy and you have good mates for life and plenty of buff slags around
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https://youtu.be/Gz0tk_p45eo

post tunes
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>>69213560
he's good he is
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>not going to bother but consider yourself thoroughly hatposted
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the so called irish republican army
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>>69213636
you are talking out of your arse shut up
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*sings you a lullaby*
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>>69213644
those hats are in right now
need to pair them with a coat though
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>>69213573
>Jimmy grant (immigrant)
Kek. I remember that a girl who was in my primary School who moved to Scotland and was bullied for her Welsh accent. She came back a few years later after developing a Scottish accent. We then bullied her.

I saw her on the bus a few weeks ago.
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>>69213613
You're not going to bother cos Janny will stick you on a warning you cowardly snivelling paki twat
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my thoughts:

killing clones: bad
killing AI humans: not bad
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Da sesh is very close to being daesh when you thinking about it
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>those hats are in right now
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>>69213651
pretty sure i asked before but why the fuck is it so small?
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>>69213641
fucking belter tune that lad
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>>69213671
literally this
im a good boy, you're a nerd
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>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!
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45mins: Goal for Chelsea - Demba Ba takes advantage of a slip by Steven Gerrard to run through and put the visitors ahead #LFC 0-1 #CFC
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>>69213694
excellent post
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>>69213694
did you major in English language arts for this very post?
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>>69213651
>>69213687
hurr meant irish army
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>>69213674
Don't think anyone would dispute this 2bh
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>>69213702
>SLIPPY G
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ignore this post, just want to see what the get was

>>>/tv/77777777
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>the absolute state of the Liberal Demorats
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>>69213660
I'm not mate

Growing up in the suburbs is terrible
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>>69213694
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with collecting regionals
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>>69213713
because irishmen rely on england to defend them as ususal
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>>69213725
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KKK weren't Christians
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>>69213725
>He's not a LibDem voter
Just leave
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>>69213721

>this does not slip
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How great are those tassimo deeleys?
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hes fast
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Shan't be clicking that. For all I know it only looks like a bit of pottery
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>>69213725
Me on the left>>69213740
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>>69213745
they didn't follow christian teachings that's for sure.
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>>69213728
you've never been to a UK estate if you think it's "le comfy" do one

estates are fucking shite
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>>69213702
Howling and hooting at this
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>>69213740
do you think holding it at the bottom or the side is more aesthetic? i reckon bottom
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love an american slag now and then
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posted an image of trump in /sweden/ yesterday

most banterous thing i've done all week haha
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>tfw you do such a monstrous poo that when it's finally ejected it feels like part of your arsehole itself has been torn out
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>>69213713
1 irishman is worth 5 of any other nationality
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>>69213736
what the fuck is that?
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>>69213806
Madman
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a
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>>69213792
>Tfw live on a new build estate
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>>69213740
he looks very concerned in all of those photos
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mind the gap
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>>69213792
You sound like a fucking elitist cunt
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>>69213828
he's concerned about the direction britain is heading
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cannot wait to dick Leeds on Sky later
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My wife's son said he's going to beat me up, I'm a bit worried desu
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>mass starvation culled the weak and needy
>Ireland is still a nation of faulted runts

?????
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>>69213828
I'd be concerned about a hard brexit as well la'
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One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me
One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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never quite figured out the attraction of a gaping arsehole
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>>69213852
nah we sent all our runts to australia
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>>69213852
the really weak and needy moved to america
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>>69213852
Ireland has seen the most radical improvement since its independent than any other country in the world
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the new janny is fast like a viper, the one on /tv/ has left a porn thread for 20 minutes, don't know which I prefer.
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>>69213875
alri 2006 youtuber
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>>69213874
Ah yes because he is so good at reading political situations
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>>69213850
>Sky sports leeds
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>>69213875
alri Jeb haha x
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>>69213884
then why is australia better than ireland

>>69213892
it's a shithole full of irishmen
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>>69213846
I'm someone who grew up for seven years of their life on a council estate

they're shitholes full of crime and scum, people with no aspirations and who hate those that try for better

thank fuck I escaped it and managed to live in a proper community
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>>69213899
wdhmbt?
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>>69213839
between the train and the platform
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>>69213736
>ywn be that fly
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>>69213898
>tfw still have a gif YouTube profile pic
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>>69213814
having my doubts
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ever think of a fetish you have and then remember a moment in your childhood that you think caused the fetish
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>get a new match
>Oh boy she looks nice
>sends me a message
>it's another not

Just a bit of banter am I right lads haha
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>>69213884
good banter

>>69213889
>>69213892
wankers
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Having a few beers that mumsy got me for Christmas and shitposting on /Brit/ haha
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>>69213921
>then why is australia better than ireland
Is it?
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>>69213943
>match qt with instagram and everything
>keep swiping
>"she" comes by another 2 times
makes you think
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>>69213892
Singapore
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>>69213942
dont remember being swallowed whole by a giant pregnant dinosaur 2bh
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>>69213943
>6ft
lanklettes
when will they learn
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>>69213897
How is the new janny so fast?
Does he just watch /brit/?
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>>69213943
absolute sad case
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>>69213960
I would think so yes
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New AIU lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXVuQWlPUBM
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>>69213943
is that a bloke
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imo what /brit/ needs is a right good culling starting with the yanks and ending with the canadians
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>>69213985
how new
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>New AIU lads
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>>69213943
>tfw no tall GF
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business idea: celebrate our Irish heritage
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>>69213994
So no proofs?
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>aresehole is uncontrollable
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>>69214013
delete this image of me from your computer
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>>69213922
>7 years a chav
>an inspiring tale of a runt's struggle for freedom, against all the odds
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>>69214014
Once had a 6'2 gf once and ever time I got drunk I'd insist I was taller than her even though I was 6'1. Didn't last long desu
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Run out of grass fs
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Watching some beef unfold on the old normiebook lads.
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>>69213922
>all estates are council estates
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>>69214029
read that as femdom, very different tale if it was.
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Watching some beef curtains unfold on the old cock lads
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going to miss Barry desu
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>>69214023
proof wanker loves his proofs
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>>69214055
Give us a screenie haha
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>>69214080
Alri Chubby Brown
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In Riga alone for nye
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So, what's the latest, gang? :)
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Hello, I just came here from reddit.
I hear that this is the place to go for witty banter, and intelligent discussion.
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>>69214088
barry chuckle? what's he up to
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>>69213942
Was watching some funny videos program, thick woman in her fifties is gardening in a summer dress, little kid pushes her from behind and she almost falls over but grabbs the wall in front of her, making her bent over with her big ass pushed out. Been fantasizing about milfs ever since. Summer dresses also.
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Did poleboo get the electric chair yet lads?
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>>69214113
I'll come and fuck you if you have the right hole
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>>69214097
Being a cancerous mobile poster so I can't block out the old doxxables.
>>
How come there are no funny paki comedians?
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>>69213922
Growing up poor seems much more fulfilling

Being born into wealth sucks then you've got all these lofty expectations and when you fuck up and can never live up to them your life is filled with a feeling that you will never self actualize
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>>69214102
>see one of his videos on yoochube
>"so muslims right, believe in reincarnation, so ow come I'm not angelina jolies knickers"
>*raucous laughter*

ah yes, northern comedy
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>David Bowie died 3 years ago
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>>69214144
because you're racist apparently...
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>>69214144
cus they're all either in medicine, cricket or running a corner shop
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>>69214140

Ambiguous post
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Coming back to London in 4 hours lads
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>>69214161
Bit of bants ya fanny
>>
If Trump dies in office he won’t even admit it. He’ll keep tweeting from the grave: “VERY dishonest coroner’s report says I died. Sad!”
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>>69214155
are you from 20199999999999999999999?
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>>69214056
barratt estates are just full of middle class ponces
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>>69214182
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>>69214154
>ah yes, northern comedy
Never seen Jim Davidson then, Rasheed?
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>>69214168
if you got the V, I'll give ya the D ;)
>>
Don't look when I cross the road tBH
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>>69214182
"Wow, the @nytimes is losing thousands of subscribers because of their very poor obituary of me! Losers!"
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>>69214150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0
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What are your New Year's Eve plans lads?

Me I'll be right here on the ol' chon x
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>>69214161
So list them then.
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>>69214197
how poor are you think this?
>>
>>69214208
>he didn't listen to the hedgehogs

retard
>>
>>69214232
aziz ansari is good
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>>69214239
What did he mean by this?
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>New Years' Day? time to browse the 'chon.
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>>69214227
Gayest thing I read since I read Legolas and Gimli fanfic
>>
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>OW ME OWLD MAHN UP THE BLADDY APPLES AND PEARS DAHN PICCADILLY CIRCUS JELLIED EALS ME OLD MUCKA
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Lads I need an exceptional post quick
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>>69214263
No.
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>>69214263
hes indian
>>
>>69214227
me too haha
look forward to your posts
>>
>>69214257
Fuck off, furry
>>
so here we all are then
>>
>>69214275
Go back to r.eddit
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>>69214284
He's one on those cunts that relies heavily on his accent gimmick.

Like John Bishop.
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>>69214310
the bruvs
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>>69212952
>>69212956
both these 2bh
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>>69214335
the mandem
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>>69214227
party at mine
>>
>>69214324
alri then
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>>69214336
literally this
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>>69214275
erm link??
>>
>>69214300
Cheers la' I'll be on the lookout for yours as well x
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>he's sober at 15:18 on a thursday
What are you even doing with your life
>>
>>69214227
doing normie things when i'd rather be at home watching anime and getting dotted lines on the chon
>>
cornetto the mandem
>>
haven't been sober in 20 years
>>
>>69214372
>implying
Been on the sauce since the 20th
>>
off the E's i can't even blink, put some painkillers in my drink
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>>69214387
Ah yes, FONT
>>
got 250 pounds for christmas and dunno what to spend it on
>>
>>69214387
dunno what all this poo is on about with dotted lines and no (You)s
i still get (You)s nothings changed for me
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>>69214413
buy coke and bang hookers
>>
>>69214413
Buy a model ship and spend your time building it rather than posting on here.
>>
>>69214413
Buy your pals 4chan passes so we can shitpost quicker
>>
>>69214413
give it to me
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>>69214413
can you buy me some nandos
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>>69214413
use it to start your index fund
>>
>>69214413
come visit x
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>>69214413
spending mine on coke and I only feel slightly guilty about it
>>
>>69214413

Help to buy ISA
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>>69214412
i'm in normie limbo right now, i've always been an abnormie so it's confusing

>>69214427
i think people who use 4chan x still have (You)'s, mobileposters i'm not sure
>>
>>69214413
fuck off billionaire
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Think it's going well lads x
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just bought some knickers, tights and makeup :3
>>
>Reading My Tinder Messages | Chest Workout

ah yes this definitely belongs in my youtube recs
>>
>>69214488
pics
>>
like alan partridge but knowing me knowing you is fucking shite
>>
>>69214223
Spot fucking on I'm about in tears
>>
>>69214483
creasing
>>
>>69214483
haha get in there lad
>>
Hmmm. Chloe Salpa.
>>
>>69214480
ah so it's just the normie twats affected

good
>>
Why did /qa/ autistis complain so much they got (you)s removed? Is it because they got no (you)s?
>>
>>69214554
(You) Deficiency Syndrome is real lad, not a laughing matter
>>
>>69214413
got $450 and I'm unuronically considering a hooker hahaha
>>
>>69214554
Wait, what. (You)s are removed?
>>
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>please select all the images with indoor seating areas
>>
>CTRL + F (You)
>0 results

why does everyone hate me all of a sudden ;_;
>>
can't get over the fact that I'll never get a chance to re-do high school and that crucial developmental stage
>>
>>69214503
THIS THIS THIS
Really enjoyed the movie, so I thought I'd go back over the classics. The Sky stuff is great, I'm Alan Partridge is great, but KMKY is so fucking boring it puts me to sleep. It doesn't help that I have a lecturer who constantly quotes it.
>>
>>69214605
we DOT hate you hahaha
>>
>>69214603
Excellent post
>>
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/christmas-day-ruined-families-carve-9527495

hmm, yes
>>
>>69214541
well that was a surprise
>>
anyone poz?
>>
>>69214541
damn son
>>
>>69214637
luckily mine was a fresh organic turkey from marks and spencer so it was perfect
>>
>>69214637
Feel like I'm actually going to be sick after seeing this.
>>
>>69214671
neg
>>
the new janny does not fuck around
>>
>>69214637
there's probably some scruff who still ate it
>>
>not getting your turkey from a private butchers
the state of your life
>>
>>69214685
>he doesn't order his turkey a year in advance from a private farm

actually kill yourself please
>>
>>69214709
nvm then
>>
>>69214541
Will be having a tug to this
>>
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the eye is still infected and swollen lads
>>
>>69214731
do you get your manservant to fetch it for you? or do you simply flip a shiny sixpence to a passing orphan?
>>
>the new janny does not fuck around
Stop saying shit like there's a new janny. You spackers say that every week whenever the fat fuck actually does his job
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>>69214705
Imagine actually eating it. Covered in a bit of gravy so you don't notice.
>>
>>69214637
bit fucking vile that actually
>>
>he didn't sneak onto a farm at night to steal and turkey and hand prepare it himself
rasheed
>>
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had one of these for christmas, fiver from tesco
>>
>>69214761
no i just paid a bit more for a quality product
>>
>>69214731
>>69214749
good lads
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Anyone for leftover degenerative muscle disease turkey sandwiches?
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>>69214793
I'll baste your mum's breasts with butter
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>>69214820
>>
>private farm
>private butchers

>as opposed to public ones

creasing at these plebs trying to sound posh
>>
>tfw you send a message and forget to add an x to it but you only realise like 2 minutes after and by then it looks too weird to send it as a second message
>>
>>69214834
alri dad
>>
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>>69214820
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>>69214719
always happens when a new crop of janitors come in, eager to show they aren't to be fucked with and quick on the mark but they always lose
>>
>>69214852
had my turkey hand delivered by corbyn from his state run slaughterhouse lad
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would honestly vomit if I saw this inside my turkey
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>it's an "I continue to stuff my face even though the heart palpation's and artery spasms have kicked in" episode

Ah yes
>>
>>69214908
looks like the lass i pulled from the local ex-poly the other week
>>
>>69214852
why would I pay money to get a runt turkey from a runt farm that supplies to supermarkets
>>
This sort of shit is why I don't eat chicken or turkey or any bird meat.
>>
>>69214908
think I'd cry

reckon it smells?
>>
>eating any meat
fuck off murderer
>>
>>69214908
ive shagged worse
>>
ah yes
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>>69214875
well well if it isn't my archenemy himself
>>
>>69214637
It's very difficult to repulse me but that certainly did it
>>
Fucking slag who matched with hasn't responded to my tongue in cheek request for a shag.
>>
can't believe nico rosberg won the championship

he's such a shit tier driver

at least he's retiring now
>>
>>69214973
>seen 6th june

hmmm
>>
just eat around it, fucking poofters
>>
>>69215003
Hamilcuck detected.
>>
>>69215003
>he's such a shit tier driver
clearly not
>>
>>69215021
Do you eat out of wheelie bins?
>>
>>69215047
you dont?
>>
>>69215046
literally 90% luck is why he won
>>
>>69215065
yeah OKAY mate
>>
>>69214908
I was a catered student at the university of life this is nothing to me
>>
>not plucking and drawing a freshly shot pheasant procured from your local estate
runtoid prime
>>
>>69215084
he was penalized twice for cutting corners and pushing other drivers off the track

he's a cunt
>>
>not harvesting your own caviar from your family's private fish hatchery

ahh yes...the proles...
>>
>>69215065
>believing in luck

He won because he has the best car by far.
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>not dipping in the bin for free food
cucks
>>
new

>>69215156
>>69215156
>>69215156
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>>69215162
>>69215162
>>69215162
>>69215162
>>69215162
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