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Spontaneous jazz Edition
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>>69211466
STILL AWAKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8NSNUntHDs
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canada come back
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>>69211535
WAKE ME UP
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>>69211564
No. Every time I'm in /brit/ you guys are rude to me.
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>>69211610
Fuck them
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>>69211610
/brit/ is rude to me too lad
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>>69211566
*wakes you up*
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I quit smoking buds
I've seen the light
Joint me
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>>69211759
did you quit cold turkey?

if so your immune system goes into overdrive and causes tumours
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>>69211759
>Joint me
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>>69211774
Yes
Is quitting cigarettes going to kill me?
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>>69211815
NOT quitting cigarettes will
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>>69211815
http://www.topix.com/forum/health/smoking/TI2GR3S7T1SMHBPCS

probably not

it is interesting to read about though
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>>69211808
Weed is legal now in my state.

Should I give it a try?
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>>69211896
Totally! You want to be cool like us Canadians, right?
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Jane
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>>69211759
get ready for the day I propose to you
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>>69211925
In that case nevermind
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>>69211466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27Dx6ztJ8jw
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>>69211926
France Gall
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>>69211876
Post UK Garage
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>>69211973
You're my friend
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>>69212009
yes
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>>69211953
Ok <3
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>>69211896
Less harmless than nicotine, why not?
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>>69212036
It gets you high and kills your brain
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>>69212036
>harmless
I should've written "harmful", shouldn't I?
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I forgot how to dance
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>>69212063
Nigga 5am I don't care grammar
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>>69211876
I wouldn't be surprised if a tobacco lobby sponsored this paper.
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>>69212047
Unless you are a teenager, it won't do you a thing
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>>69211925
I wish harmony across all the land. If weed will achieve this then we shall join together and smoke.>>69212063
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>>69212063
I would assume that English is a second language? But yes
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Maybe if I get drunk I'll be able to fall asleep
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>>69212092
7am**
>>69212130
Why did you quote me?
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>>69212155
Your assumption is correct.
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>>69212157
Maybe If You Danced All Night You'd Be Able To Fall Asleep
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>>69212386
DSL
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>>69212414
Ew more like kissing lips
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The only downside to not being a coastal cuck is that hitomi will never visit near me

I should have taken the job offer in Vegas a few years ago. Then I could meet her tits.
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>>69212386
Bitch is like 90 now gramps
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>>69212516
Blue board, son.
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>>69212527
Sorry
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>>69212557
Stupid concept, red and blue, because this site is nsfw and blocked all the time
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I want to sleep but I don't want to wake up at 3 in the afternoon
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>>69212596
don't talk to me
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>>69212692
meme-boy supreme
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>the cable guy is back and is gonna be fucking around for another few hours

AAAAAAAAA RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE LIVING AT HOME
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>>69212758
tell him to bug off
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>>69212516
What was her rate?
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>>69212717
What?
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>>69212758
Suck his dick

That'll teach him
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>>69212180
Accident. Was taking a shit so I was on my phone and fat fingered fucked your post.
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everyone ITT is inferior to I, bartolomeu
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>>69212786
what
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>>69212843
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>>69212861
What?
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>>69212895
how dare you
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GOOD MORNING /CUM/

WHAT R U DOING TODAY?!?!?
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>>69212908
What do you want?
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>>69212939
Trying to go to sleep
it's 6:30
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>>69212972
7:30am**
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>>69212939
eating chicken nuggets, fearing and loathing
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>>69212943
What?
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>>69212939
weebs out
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>>69212939
Not being on my computer because I can't because somebody's always doing something fucking stupid like calling the isp to send a guy to do something that doesn't need to get done and when he's gone they're gonna keep bothering me over whatever else too as they always do
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>>69213040
kiss me bitch
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>>69213083
What?
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>>69213156
you better do it bitch
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>>69212939
At my parents house because of Christmas. My dad is being a lazy dick and my mom is stressing out because of it. Making breakfast in hopes that it calms them down.

Today I am moving furniture for them. Hopefully will get to visit a friend for lunch.
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>>69213066
>>69213244
two types of people
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>dream of growing into a C cup
>turned 18 just today
>still a B cup
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>>69213288
you better be a girl
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>>69213315
he's the pedojew
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>>69213288
let me see
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my new monitor will be here between the 30th and 5th
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>>69213315
you better NOT be a girl.
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Rate my Puerto Rican pecan gf
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>>69213288
may I lick your pussy clean?
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>>69213445
good plump juicy thighs but native american tribal chief face
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>>69213445
>gf
>g
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why wont the paparazzi ever leave me alone
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Finally, no commies

Good Morning /cum/
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>>69214256
Good morning honey
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*does the virgin walk from Kansas City to St. Joe*
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>mountains
>low population density
>low amounts of cultural enrichment
>best natural scenery in the US
Wyoming is literally the perfect state. What are the jobs like there?
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>>69214572
I don't know
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>>69212895
Good post desu
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>>69214617
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psfFJR3vZ78
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all those people made a complete mockery of me
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>>69214824
Whats the problem, junior?
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>>69214989
hoo waka
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>>69212047

kek
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do you like to eat apple juice?
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>>69215712
Sometimes, mixed with carbonated water
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>>69215712
I drink it, ESL.
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>>69215894
explain this carbonated water meme
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Good morning, /cum/.

I'm sick.
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>>69215894
that's a good boy
>>69215908
I didn't ask if you like to drink apple juice, fool
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>>69215939
How is it a meme?
If I drink apple juice its with carbonated water otherwise I only drink normal water
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>>69216226
say aaah
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>>69216350
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>>69216350
I try not to take medicine.
This year: ONLY 5 Ibuprufen
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>>69216393
get high off benadryl
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>>69216413
no i dont want to build up a tolerance.
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i have returned from the dead!!!

t. latviabud
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>>69217109
never noticed you where gone tbqh
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>>69217160
ej dirst
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why happened to the (you)s?
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>>69217109
How's it going, bud? You see your family for Christmas?
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>>69217109
Welcome home Latvya
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>>69217109
who?
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>>69217234
English pls
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>>69217252
>4chan settings
>Misc
>Check custom CSS
>edit and add
.ql-tracked:after{
content:" (You)"
}
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>tfw my italian barber overcharged me

I hate to generalize but they are almost as worse as jews
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>>69217252
Go to Settings on the top of 4chan, click on Miscellaneous

Click on Custom CSS, paste this

a.ql-tracked:after{
content:" (You)"
}


Check the Custom CSS option, scroll down and press save
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>>69217665
Chinese barbers f.am, $10 for a trim.
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unironically like watching other people have a good time on chatourbate 2bh (to be fair)
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>>69217306
yeah, also winter training camp
>>69217318
ayyy
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>finally return to civillization
>cum is dead
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>drank some water 5 minutes after using mouth wash
>directions for using mouth wash clearly state not to drink or eat 30 minutes after use

What's going to happen to me...?
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>>69217665
Tfw my Italian stylist's salon serves espresso while you wait, and get a scalp massage from cute raven-haired Italian girls.
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>>69218030
did you feast upon any chicken?
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/cum/, Is Fallout 4 worth 20 bucks or am I better off buying New Vegas with DLC?
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Yes, hello. Where are the pictures of tittycow grils?
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>>69218684
you shall perish in flame
>>69218810
New Vegas
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>>69218716
where is this?
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>>69218828
sexy female specimen
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>>69218828
google images
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>>69218828
I think this my only one wearing a bikini. All others are bare.
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>>69218684
slightly poisoned
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>>69218871
Indeed, very good.
>>69218874
No, this is /cum/.
>>69218881
Fugggg!
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>>69218810
New Vegas

You can mod the shit out of it if you don't have a great PC too
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>>69218810
I wouldn't pay for FO4. It's just not good enough for that cost IMO. NV would he a much better way to go.
I would just torrent FO4.
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>>69211466
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>>69218855
In Winnipeg, at least there is one thing that I like in this city.
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>>69218810
F04 with the DLC. I like the engine and power armour changes in F04 but there's way less game and story content than FNV. Most of the gameplay hours in F04 is based around settlement building.

NV can be fun without mods, F04 kind of needs them to make settlements less shitty and to add some story quests in later. Aside from the main quest and two DLC mods, and a few tiny quests there isn't a lot of story content. Also the combat is a bit wonky and bullet sponge so you might need to mess around with that with mods.
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>>69219318
>F04 with the DLC
shit I meant NV with the DLC.
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The houses look like they're made from plastic but some of your housing estates look quite comfy desu
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>>69219387
That's right.
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>>69218802
no, only frozen bread in a pile of snow
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>>69219598
my family also stores food outside in winter!
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>>69219395
>The houses look like they're made from plastic
The siding is made out of vinyl
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>>69219498
let me hump you
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>>69211967
Man that's cool af
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>>69219652
reee

it was NOT meant like that
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why am I so sexy?
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>>69219903
Because you work at it
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>>69219868
Outside is a good freezer!
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About to take a shower
Ask me anything
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>>69220037
Do you use a 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner or do you use separate bottles?
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>>69220037
Why do you feel the need to tell us?
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>>69218810
New Vegas with DLC, better by an order of magnitude than FO4.
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>>69220037
Can I come with?
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>>69220037
Do you piss in the shower?
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>>69220075
I use 2 in 1 because I don't care too much about my hair
>>69220081
What do you mean? You're the one telling me questions
>>69220139
No, my shower is kinda and small and i don't like sharing the hot water
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>being a north americuck
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its funny how Trump literally memed himself into existence, Podesta got phished, Hillary used a single email handle on a private email server

and liberals still want to act like Trump is the idiot with computers
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>>69220210
Only sometimes, when I wake up early and forget to go before
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>>69220313
Fug u limey
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>>69220313
Kill yourself Nigel
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Florida still sucks
help
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What state has most tittycow grils?
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>>69220479
somewhere in the south, new york or california desu
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How do Americans put up with all the hate they get on /int/?
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>>69220479
Texas maybe

>>69220401
Hello Dakota
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>>69220458
*helps*
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>>69220441
Guns are not even banned here just regulated loads.
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>>69220515
I stay on /cum/ and talk to the nice people here

>>69220526
Tell that to your faggot countrymen
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>>69220508
>>69220519
What do I need to achieve to get american tittycow gf?
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>>69220515
I've been coming to /int/ for about 4 years now and noticed Americans improving in handling the bants over time.

I feel like they used to get proper angry when people would take the piss out of them but now they can handle it better.
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>>69220628
Money and an accent
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>>69220628
1. Money

2. Big penis

3. Charisma

big tiddy girls are easy in the states
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>>69220515
This isn't really hate

Besides most of the time they're doing it to be edgy or cool and hip so I don't really care, genuine people with genuine grievances are way different than the "lol Amerisharts" we get around /int/

>>69220519
Hello Arkansas

>>69220526
Then quit telling us to ban guns faggot

>>69220656
Americans can do bants, but most Americans on /int/ are jailbait and as such get really flustered when it's implied they're retarded fat losers because they've fooled themselves into believing that's not what they'll be in a few years
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>>69220726
I've never told you to ban guns, you have a gun problem but I don't want you to ban them.
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>>69220726
Literally nothing wrong with being a fat Americunt tho
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>>69220682
>>69220710
Serious question: what kind of guys american girls like? Do they prefer americans or it doesn't matter?
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>>69220836
only confidence matters
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>>69220836
I guess they like foreigners for the novelty but that wears off quickly. It's about the same unless you're British
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>>69220864
>>69220836
ie burself
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I am making pierogi my babushka made, who wants some?
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>>69220947
Never had pierogi
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>>69220747
There is a Brit here who spams "ban guns" and even though it's just a meme, it's really annoying that Europeans constantly feel the need to weigh in on this particular issue

I don't understand why they can't mind their own business, it's not like they actually care about Americans

>>69220798
Exactly, but people who go down that path will go through the steps of denial, and that's where I assume the angry people come from

>>69220836
Foreigners are liked as much as Americans but conflicting culture can kill the relationship fast. They generally like confident, relaxed guys who aren't too crass or vulgar and have some sense of humor that isn't dark, but it of course varies wildly
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>>69220988
How can you never have had them? We never go a week without having them.
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>>69220947
GIVE
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>>69221085
I don't even really know what pierogi is. It looks like dumplings in your pic
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Bokshevik fucking SHITS

https://youtu.be/A7PZPMDIuuw
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>>69220864
>>69220888
>>69220946
>>69221001
I will keep it in my mind, thanks!
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I'm out of the shower
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>>69220947
POTENT
O
T
E
N
T
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bunch of dweebs in this thread
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>>69221140
They're Russian cheese dumplings. You dip them in sour cream instead of vinegar.
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>>69211610
It's just banter
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>>69221272
>cheese
the best ones are sauerkraut imo
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>>69221001
>I don't understand why they can't mind their own business
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>>69221140
They are dumplings filled with mashed potato, cheese, and we put green onion on ours but not everyone does. And like
>>69221272 said you dip in sour cream

On new year we make the ones that have cranberry sauce stuff on the inside that you dip in sour cream as dessert... So good...
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>>69221230
Did you clean behind the ears?
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cum haha

like sperm

like semen haha
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>>69221417
>>69221272
That sounds p. good
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>>69221415
The Feds feel the need to intervene in everything, you know just as well as I do that most people just want to be left alone now

Europeans are the exact opposite
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>tfw got that dank sticky kush
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>>69221420
Ummmm


No
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Why are peiple so narcissistic that they think everything i write here applies to them specifically

Dumb DUMB
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I ate vegan pizza once and it was actually quite good.
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>>69221490
>Europeans are the exact opposite
Why do Yuros hate Freedom?
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wtf I love bats now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVz8rvIl_vY

>>69221702
Because they're COMMUNIST

I don't know
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>>69221230
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>>69221905
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>>69222016
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>>69221862
qt
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>over 4k hours in a game
>game is simply dead
>all that time wasted
>the items i grinded for are all untradeable and can sell my gold for a total of $70

>all the game has going for it is pvp
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>>69222110
TF2?
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>>69222110
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>>69222110
World of tanks?
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>>69222150
Guild Wars 2

I grinded for 6 legendary weapons ;____________;
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Has she shown up today?
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>>69221862
That's pretty cute
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Hello lads and Canada!
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>>69222292
I've seen only one bat before and it was qt and snuggling a branch and squeaking

I love bats
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>>69222344
Yo what's up my nigga
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>>69222344
Hello Espoo
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>>69222344
I want to FUCK a cute, autistic Finn!
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>>69222286
Nope :^)

>>69222344
Hello
>>
>>69222344
Hello funland
How are you today?
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>>69222365
There are a fuckload of them near my house
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>>69222449
Give me the bats
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>>69222478
No! They're nice. They help to kill all of the bugs here
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>>69222539
But I want bat buddies
>>
Where da boipucci at?
>>
>>69222576
Come here then. I don't think they'd do well in a cold climate

>>69222586
Hi
>>
>>69222423
/cum/ isn't the same without her
>>
>>69222695
Maybe you shouldn't have driven her off then you fucking autist
>>
>>69222630
People make special heated boxes for them to snuggle up in, with feeders and water

They like the bat boxes

And no I don't wanna live in Arkansas it's spoopy and has bushwhackers
>>
Did that slut Chatham come here today?
>>
>>69222744
He got banned

>>69222731
I didn't say that you have to live here, just come visit me

It's OK tho, I'm a bushwhacker. They won't bother you if I tell them not to
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>>69222826
Why did he get banned?
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>>69222826
>It's OK tho, I'm a bushwhacker

>>69222888
He wouldn't let Janny fuck his bp
>>
>>69222730
Really? You're putting the blame on me? You guys were the ones who were rude to her. If anything I'd make her want to stay due to her having someone who likes her
>>
>>69222920
Kill yourself Autismo Brown

>>69222888
Some stupid shit, I forget

>>69222911
Don't you want a sexy Latin guerrilla bf?
>>
>>69222630
Wanna deposit my load inside that hole tbqhwy :3
>>
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/french-trial-denied-1.3914832
what a beautiful, multicultural and bilingual country i live in
>>
What if Johnny Depp and Seth Rogen had a baby?
>>
>>69222978
Pls be in London
>>
Good morning my friends.
>>
>>69223007
>court is violating his 'quasi-constitutional language rights'
>quasi-constitutional
So it's literally nothing
>>
>>69222975
I already have a sexy latin bf

He isn't a guerrilla but he's a sissy if I take off his pants

>>69223020
It'd be aborted
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>>69223092
>I already have a sexy latin bf
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>>69223007
>lives in a province
>doesn't know what languages are official

What a dummy
>>
>>69222975
Dude I'm just trying to fix what is clearly wrong with this general
>>
reply to this post only if you are getting drunk right now

no gayboys, and dyels apply.
>>
The queen died
>>
>>69223286
shut up you dumb namefag slav
>>
>>69223286
fake news
>>
>>69223286
Fuck you
>>
I tried to use 4chan on my phone and it said I was banned for breaking rule 3 on a board I've never even visited. how did this happpen?
>>
Haha
>>
>>69222366
Drinking beer and making chicken.
>>69222369
Hello, Arkansas!
>>69222412
Come to Helsinki. I'll give you a place to stay and introduce you to qt's.
>>69222423
>south dakota
How you doing?
>>69222428
Learning French and shit, so good.
>>
>>69223348
>how did this happpen?
Your IP matched with someone else's

Can you appeal it?
>>
>>69223394
I'm doing good, how are you?
>>
>>69223425
Pretty good. Though hungry but I have lots of beer!
>>
>>69223348
Cell networks man. When I moved to a new city my phone was blocked for baneposting on /tv/ at a time when I didn't even know what the meme was.
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>>69223394
>Drinking beer and making chicken.
Sounds pretty good

I haven't seen you around in a few days
>>
>>69223189
i don't understand why this country pretends to be wonderful and bilingual when only 2 provinces actually are (whatever you say about quebec, we actually are FORCED to give trials in english)

then again what did i expect? it's just canadian hypocrisy as usual
>>
>>69223394
>Come to Helsinki. I'll give you a place to stay and introduce you to qt's
Alright, I'll fly up there next spring while I study in Germany
>>
>>69223466
I've been pretty damn busy lately. I haven't had time to play games I bought during Holiday sales, much less to shitpost.
>>
>>69223397
>>69223466
it was only a 3 day ban so it doesn't matter

I was going to go watch eagles hunt salmon with my cousins today but I overslept so I'm going to eat pizza by myself
>>
>>69223508
Alright! What kind of boys do you want to meet?
>>
>>69223394
uuuuuu t'es en train d'apprendre le français? fantastique! <3
je pense que je t'ai vu dès que quelques fils
>>69223484
I feel like very few people know that the COUNTRY is only bilingual in demographics, but the only legally bilingual province is New Brunswick.
>>
>>69223484
Hey dumbass, why don't you try learning the history and civics of Canada?

>hurr the brochure in hong kong said Canada was bilingual!
kys
>>
>>69223633
what the fuck are you talking about

oh yeah i guess BC is invaded by chinks or whatever, enjoy not being able to read most signs on the streets i guess
>>
>>69223518
>I've been pretty damn busy lately.
That sucks. What games did you get?

>>69223612
>What kind of boys do you want to meet?
I want to meet you desu
>>
>>69223612
I think my original post was clear
>>
gonna end it tonight boys. Hope you'll have a happy new year, i never had one.
>>
>>69223621
Et moi? tu m'as vu? J'ai appris le francais mais j'ai peur d'oublier le langue
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>>69217608
>>69217667
thanks buds
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>>69223675
New France didn't stretch that far dumbass. There are no legitimate Francophone communities in BC because of that. So of course you can't get a fucking French language trial for a provincial level offence in BC. Open a book, then close it, then kys retard.
>>
>>69223612
C'can I cum too finnbro?
>>
>>69223621
I read better French than I write and speak, unfortunately ): It's a beautiful language and probably the only one outside English I have motivation to learn. I tried to learn Spanish to help with my career but I didn't have proper motivation.
>>69223693
>Orwell, Papers Please, Beholder, Civ 6, WD: New Frontier, ABZU, Sherlock Holmes: The Devils daughter

Well you're not in luck: I don't have vacation days or finances to travel to the USA ):
>>69223720
Autistic bois are the hardest to fuck, anon. Go for the promiscuous ones. You'll get your on harem of them.
>>
>>69223755
I never had one either
>>
>>69223837
Might to difficult to give you an accommodation. But why not? More the merrier!
>>
>>69223865
I speak it better than I read it or write it but I haven't had anyone to talk to so I fear I'm losing it
>>
>>69223922
That sucks!
>>
>>69223865
They have to be autistic because it's more authentic
>>
>>69223865
>I tried to learn Spanish to help with my career but I didn't have proper motivation.
Why would knowing Spanish help your career?

>I don't have vacation days or finances to travel to the USA ):
That's OK, I'll come to you
>>
>>69223967
Try Ylilauta gay threads before you go. There you can find most autistic guys ever.
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In what american city was this picture taken?
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>>69223987
Learning languages always helps! Also my uni has this "SPANISH AND MANDARIN WILL RULE THE WORLD!!111!!!!11!1"-attitude so they have shitload of courses in those languages.
>>
>>69224055
Los Angeles
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>>69224055
I think that was taken in Iraq
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>>69224055
Seems like East Vantaa.
>>
>>69223965
I had a French friend who I was able to talk to but she's moved back
she was a qt and I haven't kept in contact with her
>>
>>69224101
this is 3 blocks from my house 2bh
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>>69224145
Damn shame! Hopefully you'll find another qt to French with. Finns are good in English and that's about it.
>>
>>69224055
>Arabic
Dearborn

>>69224070
>Also my uni has this "SPANISH AND MANDARIN WILL RULE THE WORLD!!111!!!!11!1"-attitude
It's a good thing to see people preparing for the rise of the Great Chicano Empire
>>
>>69223762
hier?
ouais t'a besoin d'utiliser pas-mal souvent pour s'en profitez
>>69223865
No problem! I really like french too desu, but a lot of the time it is much easier to just use english instead
>>
>>69224257
I don't know, I kind of feel that French might be a smarter language to study than Spanish, despite the obvious difference in the number of native speakers.
>>69224264
Is Quebec becoming anglo? Sounds like that the French is slowly losing in the Quebec?
>>
>>69224339
I feel like you'll be doing more business with Latin Americans than you will be with francophone Africans
>>
>>69223835
yeah? and canada is still SO proud of their bilingual "heritage" yet they only seem to really show it when we threaten to split
>>
>>69224264
>hier?
non, je poste quelquefois dans /fr/ mais je ne sais pas quoi poster donc c'est seulement pour le cacapostage ou pour poser de questions stupides
>>
>>69223755
See you on the other side pal
>>
>>69224392
Yeah, but French carries a certain prestige. Besides, French boys and girls are qt's.
>>
>>69224556
Frogs are pretty qt, not gonna lie
>>
I am going to have French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>
>>69224588
As cute as you are, Arkansas.
>>
>>69224556
Speaking French here doesn't earn you money if you're planning to start a business. I think that's what the main argument is about. Spanish speakers far outnumber French speakers here in north america.
>>
What should I make for breakfast?
>>
>>69224608
>it's almost a meme just gotta keep postin it!
>>
French women are smelly coalburners
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>>69224477
Canada doesn't give two shits about bilingualism. On a list of the most important issues concerning Canada, bilingualism would be 10th, from the bottom. And if you want to split, just split. No one will miss you.
>>
>>69224662
are you guys gaying each other?

>>69224671
come eat pizza with me
>>
>>69224671
Rocky Mountain oysters.
>>
>>69224688
>No one will miss you.
is that why you rigged the latest referendum?
>>
>>69223921
I really wanna go meat you if you catch my drift ;)
>>
>>69224663
>start a business
Hell no! I'd rather spend to rest of my days as a wage slave than take such a risk.
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>Meine gesichte wenn ich habe das deutsch gebildet
>>
>>69224662
Y-you too <3

>>69224683
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes

>>69224707
He wants a green card from me
>>
New
>>69224764
>>69224764
>>
>>69224707
>gaying each other
We've been for a long time, Washington. Just that I have a gf already but I still lust for the Arkansas.
>>69224752
I want a green card AND you!
>>
>>69224710
i'd rather not

>>69224707
ok
>>
>>69224733
Its very easy to start one here and if you can market to Spanish speakers and hit with them, youl probably be alright.

Starting a business can be something safe like a liquor store, 7 elevens, franchise restaurants etc... I mean you can open up a Starbucks somewhere and it'll probably return profit pretty fast.
>>
>>69224751
>my face when I have educated the German
What

>>69224794
Don't tease me Pekka, you know I'm sensitive...
>>
>>69224716
You really are in your own little bubble, frog. We don't think about you at all.
>>
>>69224752
>muh sour grapes

Spade is a spade etc
>>
>>69224752
>>69224794
is all of cum invited to the wedding?
>>
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>Yes I do speak German
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>>69224339
I was more talking about online, our city is only like 1-3% anglo, you don't generally use english here
Montréal is much more anglo, but it's been like that for a while
>>69224556
:3
>>69224488
/fr/ n'est pas vraiment comfy comme /cum/ PÊH
>>69224707
I want pizza please ;_;
All I had was an apple for breakfast
>>
>>69224823
Yeah well, I should probably take a few Spanish classes just in case.
>>69224834
Actually, I have a Swedish name. And of course I'll tease you! Also
>you get me a green card and you'll never be lonely. Also, cuddling.
>>
>>69224792
Janny'd
>>
>shitcunt janny

KEK
U
N
T
>>
>>69224751
Ich weiß dies Gefühl
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>>69224834
It's
>Mfw I learned German

Or at least that's what I meant
>>
>>69224840
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unity_Rally
you guys came over here JUST to beg us to stay
>>
>>69224888
Il faut que nous parlons francais dans /cum/
>>
>>69224888
Oh well, good to know that French is alive and well. Does Montreal have cheap cost of living, job opporturnities and restaurants?
>>69224882
Well duh? You boys can flirt with the girls from my family or with each other,
>>
>>69224888
I'm going to little Caesars soon. it's shitty pizza but it's pizza. 4 "deep dish" pieces and a drink for $5
>>
>>69224882
Sure. It'll be in Montana

We'd have to find a church to marry us tho

>>69224892
>Also, cuddling.
pls

>>69224929
Why would you be sad about that?
>>
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>French women are smelly coalburners
>>
>>69224993
I'll take shotgun wedding too desu. Also what's wrong with cuddling?
>>
>Hebrews
Black
>Ancient Greeks
Black
>Ancient Norse peoples
Black
>Samaurai
Black
>Native Americans
Black
>Native South Americans
Black
>Egyptians
Black

did I miss anything?
>>
>>69225015
there's going to be a wedding!
>>
>>69225012
>Also what's wrong with cuddling?
Nothing, I want you to cuddle with me

>>69225015
Mozart was a negro
>>
>>69225059
Might happen, dear.
>>
>>69225038
Good to see the lads getting hitched
>>69225059
Congratulations anon
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>>69224993
Es ist nutzlos, und Deutschen sind hilfsbereit nicht
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>>69224929
Warum hast du nicht einfach gesagt
>Meine Gesischte wenn ich habe Deutsch gelernt
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>
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>>69225164
>that shiny fucking apple
as if
>>
>>69225120
I was trying to learn German but there's no one to talk to and I don't want to be bullied if I go to /deutsch/ ;_;

>>69225085
Packing my bags, omw to Helsinki

>>69225093
Thanks
>>
what should I wear to the wedding?
>>
>>69225221
No, I'm going to the USA!
>>
>>69225224
I'm going purple/grey, so avoid those colors please
>>
>>69225224
tuxedo t-shirt
>>
NEW

>>69225246
>>69225246
>>69225246
>>69225246
>>
fucking faggot
>>
What the fuck Janny
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What the fuck is wrong with janny?
>>
>>69225257
you dress bad

>>69225250
you got it champ

Janny hates love
>>
>/deutsch/ Doesn't much care for people who aren't conversationally literate in German, and even if you are they'll just speak to you in English
That's why I don't want to go there. It's partially why I gave up. Why learn German if I can't speak with Germans?
>>
i'm having a good time
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this doesnt even make sense anymore
were on page fucking 6
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>>69225419
HAVING A GOOD TIME
>>
>>69225444

>>69225444

>>69225444
>>
>>69224960
Je n'aime pas l'idée de l'exclusion des non-francophones
Quelquefois peut-être
>>69224968
It is pretty hard to make dough, cheese, and tomato sauce taste bad.
>>69224965
Montréal is a pretty affordable city, the job opportunities require very good french fluency, and there isn't a way of getting around it. The restaurants are great, in particular bagels, and middle-eastern food. Lots of big old houses that have been converted into small little local restaurants. You can also get a lower mid-range apartment for 600-700 a month in rent which is nice considering how big the city is.
>>
>>69225439
WE'RE SINKING!!!
>>
>>69223286
fuk uuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>
>>69225469
yep. shitty pizza is still so good
>>
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