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Bombardier beetle edition
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cara
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>maisiebro joined ISIS yet again
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It's an angry paki spending all his day wanking of about Muslims episode
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The UK's tourism slogan:

>Home of Amazing Moments!

HOWLING AND SCREAMING
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Off to Lidl, you lads need anything?
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>>69210030
never understood foot fetishists desu
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>>69210022
okay? anything you'd like to add to that?
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>>69210041
just want milk that tastes like real milk
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>>69210041
>a fucking seat for cashiers

Fat fucks
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How do I get (You)s back lads
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>>69210065
He looks like something off Star Wars
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>must provide full five years of employment history
>must provide 2 employment references
>must provide 3 character references

Literally every job I see.

I couldn't even get hired when the meme was "must have 2 years experience in a similar role"; what chance do I have now.
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Is it true that (You)s are gone lads?
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redpill me on lager

t. straight edge faggot

leftmost is carlsberg
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>>69210071
Its the worst slogan for tourism ever

Literally never visiting the UK ever again because of the terrible attempt
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Rode my new bike for the first time and Christ it was actually terrifying. Nice countryside ride tho. And I look like a bellend riding it.
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>>69210090
What are you applying for?
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>There is a Shariah arbitration court in nearby Thornhill Lees

Hmmm
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>>69210105
just go faster
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Just ate an over-ripe satsuma

NEVER AGAIN
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>>69210113
We should get rid of all private courts
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>>69210098
No, they have been replaced by (Me)s
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>>69210060
i didnt either until i started ironically posting in waifu threads, all the other lads kept talking about feet

then i wanted to get in on the foot banter, my eyes started to gravitate towards the girls feet whenever i'd open a picture of them. then you start to realize some girls have really nice feet and you can't go back, it starts factoring into the girls own Aggregate Attractiveness Scoreā„¢
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>>69210125
Just get rid of Muslims tbphwyf
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Alri lads HAHA
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>>69210165
pay someone 4k for a hug
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>>69210140
nonce
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>>69210084
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dead excited for next christmas lads
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>>69210159
It's fine if the Jews and Christians have their private courts but not the smelly brown people. Got it.
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>must provide references

ah yes, mummy and daddy shall give me a sterling reference
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>>69210101
okay

is that all?
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would love a cheeky death ta x.
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>>69210099
Who gave you this tramp beer ?
Probably somebody that doesn't like you.
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>>69210206
Yea and ur dads a wanker
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>>69210197
No, get rid of Muslims. All of them.
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>>69210197
literally this
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>>69210090
How do (((they))) keep getting away with this?
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>>69209970
this 2bh
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>>69210221
thanks lad :)
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>>69210232
why are you so mad rurke
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*experiences ASMR*
lovely
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Just got rejected from 2 jobs. Feedback was positive but the competition was too high.

Why did i spend 3 years at university again?
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>>69210225
jokes on you my dad is dead
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still don't know what its like to live in a (You)less world, thank god for 4chan x ā„¢
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>>69210191
Virus
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>>69210225
lmao

sad little roach
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>>69210249
shouldn't have chosen a meme subject
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>>69210249
last 2 years of my LIFE
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>>69210254
Dead dad wanker
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>the finest cultural export of the north of england
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlohKSXS_9E
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>>69210254
my dad is actually dead haha
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>>69210255
im laughing at all these plebs frantically scrambling to add lines of code to the shitty inline extension just to get (You)s back. absurd.
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>>69210245
>y r u mad hurr durr? y don't u like me rorke? y? u no like the muslim and their hats rorke?

Get a fucking hobby.
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>>69210312
>frantically scrambling to add lines of code
not really mate.
ctrl+c ctrl+v tbqh
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>>69210106
Bottom of the barrel call centre jobs
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>>69210249
>2 jobs
fucking hell lad
you should be applying to literally around 30 if you want a job
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Why are all rorkes so ugly?
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>>69210249
Feel for you lad
On the upside you only need to be successful once so keep looking
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>>69210291
state
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What reason is there to dislike Muslims?
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Considering trying harder in my job in 2017. I feel like I slacked off a bit too much in 2016.
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utterly scrambling to copy and paste some code into the settings lads

fucks sake my fingers keep slipping!!!!!!! what a frantic state i'm in!!!
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>>69210376
What reason is there to not dislike muslims?
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>>69210346
are you the one who was here for 8 hours solid yesterday
have a word with yourself mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7K-kaelQEs

hilarious bloke
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>Why are all rorkes so ugly?
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>>69210376
very dirty facial hair
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>>69210387
lol triggered

bet you were one of those runts pleading for someone in the know to give you the code
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how much e-juice do you lads vape per day and what strength?
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>>69209985
ESS
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the state of this paki's bait.
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>>69210399
fucking love norm
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>>69210376
militarised ideology
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just been sick in my mouth
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How far would a salary of Ā£26k go in Cornwall? Is it pretty much enough to buy the county?
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just been dick in my mouth
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brent posting?

brent posting.
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ya dirty dog
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>>69210437
not very far. cornwall is expensive
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>>69210437
you'd be alright, housing is fucking expensive in cornwall weirdly
not london levels but it's not priced like the irrelevant grim shithole that it is
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The big 7 is almost there on /tv/ lads

Staying up for it
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>>69210465
let me have a shower and I'll join you
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>Carlos Tevez being paid Ā£600k per week in China

Wew
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Someone please reply to this post
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>>69210513
Blood?
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>>69210232
Well just banning Muslim private courts would be illegal would get challenged in court and lose but that's an interesting idea there rorkey
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>>69210520
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>>69210532
Good lad
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>>69210519
Remember when he left man city because he was homesick
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>>69210529
What part of "get rid of Muslims" are you struggling with here, Rasheed?
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>nearly all my daydreams take place back in high school
>i left 5 years ago
think i'm beyond saving iah
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Is is true that Cheshire is full of footy players
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>>69210556
No, cos that never happened.
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Haven't slept yet lads
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>>69210567
The part where it would be against the law of England and Wales?
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Ah yes.

Diversity

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38457257
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>doing a poo
>doorbell rings
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
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Give me a (........) lads
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>>69210609
the poo police

come out with your poo in the air!
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How come Essex has so many poor people?
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>>69210612
alri lad
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>>69210576
Yes, but what about Muslims.
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There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is His Messanger
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doin a suicide lads
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>>69210622
Ah yes the ol' dots haha

Good times lads

Good times
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>>69210600
Sadly true.

Something to resolve in the future though.
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>>69210612
>>69210612
>>69210612
>>69210612
have a few lines mate
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the gf
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>>69210626
there was a muslim girl in my year
she was alri
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>>69210644
t.Napoleon Bonaparte
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>>69210652
But you have so much to live for
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>>69210674
Napoleon was a kafir. He's burning in the hellfire as we speak.
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>this paki getting absolutely btfo cos no one likes muzzies

fucking daft twat didn't learn his lesson yesterday
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>>69210652
take me with you
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>>69210692
Embrace Islam before it's too late. It's the truth.
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just woke up and the paki is still having his fit from yesterday
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>>69210661
>downs face

Her body is nice though.
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Australians?

Gas 'em
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>>69210710
or what
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going to the gym soon, anyone want owt?
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>>69210718
we call it petrol
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>people who put their A-level in their tinder bio
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>>69210710
religion is shit, fella.

plus i like bacon and whiskey.
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>>69210721
Eternal pain and suffering in hell.
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>>69210759
Bacon and whiskey are not haram
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another day spent crying on /brit/
truly rorkes are evidence of the superiority of the white englander :)
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>>69210759
Allah (saw) forbids alcohol and pork for a reason. If you want to destroy your life in the present, you will pay for it in the hereafter. Choice is yours.
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>>69210760
hell doesnt exist though

or better yet, we're already in hell and our punishment is having to share the world with muzzies. really makes you think
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dunno why this lib dem weakling doesn't just chill out a bit honestly :)
i hear yoga is good for your mental AND physical health :)
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>>69210783
Yes they absolutely are you munafiq.
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alri
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>>69210785
Mate, you were on here all yesterday and all you did was argue with them and fling shit.

You're back again today doing exactly the same.

People are tired of the constant Rorke/Rasheed shite. Fuck off to /pol/.
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>>69210846
lol janny'd
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never had a girl flirt with me ama
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>>69210861
t.rorkeed
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>>69210873
Are you me
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>>69210846
howling

he's quick
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>>69210240
Literally this
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>>69210801
>Choice is yours.
yes, i am well aware of that you dull tit.
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>>69210882
no. next question
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the gf (on the left)
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>>69210881
Post derriĆØre
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haha rorkes bet you hate trump now
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redpill me on Jake Bugg
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>>69210861
t. Rorke who keeps getting blown the fuck out
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once again, autists have ruined the fedora gimmick by spamming it into oblivion to point where they're deleted on sight. now no one can enjoy it ever. well done mongs.
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>>69210919
it's full of hair, you wouldn't like it
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Bf STILL hasn't woken up.
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>>69210918
spoiler that hog
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What have you settled on for NYE then lads?
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>>69210938
But his Mum is Scottish
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stole the canucks idea for mobile (You)s but won't be giving him any credit
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>>69210977
Suicide
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>>69210942
Lel.
I'm not even the one you're arguing with, you paranoid oddball. And I couldn't give a toss about Muslims cos none live near me.

You're just so obvious.

You ruined /brit/ yesterday trying to goad people and you're at it again today.

You're just shit and boring. Go watch a film, mate.
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>>69210944
>it's everybody elses fault the janny's a tard
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>>69210977
thoughts of killing myself interrupted my infrequent shitposting on /brit/
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Any of you lads ever been to the civil service assessment centre?

I have no idea what to expect. I can't tell if it will be really competitive spergs because it's competitive or if it will be awkward post uni people struggling to be confident.
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Lauren Southern has a great arse
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nice
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>>69210861
it's that scrawny paki that needs to lift weights.
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>>69211060
She used to be my housekeeper when I lived in Ontario
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>>69211092
Ah yes, very helpful
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>that codeine was supposed to last until the middle of january
>I've only 1 packet left
whoops haha
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>>69210944
you say you arent the janny yet you always blindly defend him

hmmmmmmmmm
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>>69210977
going to a shit local club with normies. Don't want to but i spent last NYE at home and it was insanely depressing
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>>69211117
didn't mention the janny once in that post mate
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>>69210944
Honestly it was probably by far the worst gimmick.

Literally everything got fedora posted and it stopped making sense, even in an ironic funny way.
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>>69211131
its his fault though, not the hatposters
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>>69211143
exactly, because it was spammed by retards.

its a fun meme when used moderately. but nope, autism has ruined something else. lovely.
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fancy some ghot and chips lads
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MUSLIM COCK RIDERS ITT BTFO
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How did /gf2016/ pan out lads?
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The Soviet famine of 1932-33 killed untold millions of people.

2016 worst year ever because some celebrities died?

Get a fucking grip.

The 1918 flu pandemic killed 50-100 million people, 5 per cent of the world's population.

2016 worst year ever?

Get some perspective.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>69210977
I've never seen the appeal of new year's eve. I'll just be doing what I do most Saturdays, go to the football, have a bit too much to drink then go to bed early.
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>>69211196
T-THERE'S STILL TIME
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>muslims and fedora

Ah yes, the quality of /brit/
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>>69211143
agree

it was literally anti-banter and one of the death knells of /brit/
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>>69211218
>anime poster
>having sex

bet you're gay
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>>69211196
terribly. spent it in an absolute fit of depression and over work. weirdly met a nice girl over xmas and we've been texting but i think i'll ruin her with my issues if it goes any further.
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>>69211214
creasing
he was on a massive ammount of amphetamines though, don't think he had the 'tism
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>>69211224
wonder what'll happen when a hybrid of those appears
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>>69211218
youre the gay aussie
fucking men doesnt count
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>>69211202
Why do people keep posting this in /brit/ as if we give a toss.
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>>69211231
my oc
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>>69211202
The recapture of Mosul began in 2016, and Aleppo was fully liberated in 2016.

It's been a good year
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Need advice lads.

Didn't get my ideal choice in the civil service but have a chance to do something completely unrelated with them in a management position with solid career progression, although it means giving up on my dream of getting to the one i want.

What should I do? I could become a business analyst but I have absolutely 0 interest in that.
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you better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems
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>>69211257
They're angry that a few people got a little upset at some celebrity dying and feel bitter cos no one will weep when they die.
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>>69211312
actually i was just shitposting you mong
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Holy shit, that's why they call him quick draw janny then. Must be on his school holidays, can't wait to resume hat posting during daytime January when he's back to sixth form.
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>>69211257
>implying anything posted on /brit/ has any relevancy or meaning
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>>69211327
I will cry when you die m80 ;_;
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>>69211297
This was a good post the first time.

>>69211290
Flip a coin. You'll come to regret either choice.
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>>69211196
have talked to zero girls socially this year
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janny must've gotten fedora'd pretty bad on occasion
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>>69211348
https://fb.com/paul.j.watson.71/posts/10154850911021171
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What's this jannys problem? Is he new? Warnings for pictures of slags? Deleting innocent posts?
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>>69211196
Every girl I meet has a bf
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>>69211335
wonder if he'll be out nye, unlikely but hopefully

i'm going nowhere of course so i'll be able to enjoy some funposting while captain killjoy is away
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>>69211340
I absolutely did not imply that.
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>>69211358
sniffed a girls hair on the bus

she was pretty
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ANTI-JANNY RANGER ACTIVATE
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>>69211303
How many scoops you on
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Did you get the necessary emotional support from your parents?
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hmm
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political nerds will get my punching
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2016 was unironically one of the best years of my life WAHEY

>>69211420
no
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>>69211380
>Janny
>Social life
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>>69211358
Hmm

Me too haha
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>>69211409
30
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just copped this
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might go lie down and have a cry
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British people? Not a fan.
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2016 was the year the working class defeated the establishment
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don't mind any ethnic minorities but i find the babymum culture pretty troubling desu lads

everyone needs a solid male role model
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>>69211448
mind if i join you? *takes your hand*
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Coopers pale ale down the hatch
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>>69211446
*whirlwind sprints towards you*
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>tfw no mates anymore
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>>69211496
mates are overrated anyway
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>go to restaurant on my own
>see someone I know

Now they're going to think I'm a loser
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>brexit will be good for the working class
>trump will be good for the working class
hmmm ahh yess very impressive
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>>69211488
*quick-loads save*
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next nerd to complain will cop my forehead into there nose

you've been warned
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drinking yorkshire tea, eating scotch pancakes while in the south
and BIGOTS have the NERVE to say multiculturalism doesn't work
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remember that isis aren't muslims.
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>>69211473
im not gay
>>69211496
iktf. but its good that they don't have to see me like this
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>>69211512
chances are they already do
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remember that the kkk aren't christians
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>>69211514
Ah yes voting to remain in a bureaucratic dictatorship was clearly the working class option
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>>69211529
The actual bigots assume multiculturalism doesn't exist amongst whites
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>>69211565
it doesnt
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>>69211553
WRONG
They think I'm great, that I'm funny and cool like everyone does
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>>69211514
At this point we simply do not know if it is.
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more slovenians

less pakis
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>>69211358
made an actual female friend this year which turned out to be a horrible decision
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why couldn't 2016 have taken fascist bigots like trump and farage
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>>69211565
ah yes because we all love the polish so much
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>>69211617
t. Zizek
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My mate, dave
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KKK are actually ayy lmaos
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>>69211651
looks like an absolute boi
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>>69211643
i know you're baiting but i saw a normgoblin post something along these lines on facebook
not a fan
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>>69211562
do you genuinely think this is what the EU is?
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>>69211647
Who mentioned anything about the Poles, you strawmanning bogtrotting, pub-bombing IRA spudnigger?
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>>69211671
>normgoblin
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>>69211651
haheyyyyy *steals one, cracks it and skols it*

cheers mate aha
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do the kkk still do their burning cross dances in the forest
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here we go. the EU cocksucking paki is off on one again.
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>>69211686
a struggle for independence?
>>
bureaucratic dictatorship of faceless politicians and unelected eurocrats!
>>
be excellent to each other
>>
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>mfw EU bureaucrat
>mfw i have no face
>>
wew

would be bricking it ngl even if he is a manlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIr3HKpwyRQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2m7s
>>
Alri lads off to the shop want anything
>>
>>69211746
The Last Guardian
>>
>>69211714
>homophobia
>racism
umm sweety... check your calendar
(it's 2016)
>>
>>69211764
gf
>>
toxic narrative of post-truth politics harboured by devise rhetoric in brexit britian
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Have we gays gone too far?
>>
Experts? Nah, not a fan.
>>
>>69211764
can of rio and a crunchy
>>
>>69211780
not far away enough
>>
>>69211764
'netto
>>
>post-truth politics
Kek. Is this the left's edgy new buzz phrase?
>>
Leftists consider the victims of Islamic terror as necessary sacrifices on the altar of multiculturalism. The Muslims are only attacking Europe in response to imperialism so it's fair enough. Multiculturalism believers are as rigid and dogmatic as any religious extremist. It wouldn't be too much to classify it as a mental illness
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5u1dCQypXg
>>
>>69211755
Kek. He seems like quite an interesting character.

Not saying he's right but he seems affable until he bit the can, then it was clear it was an obvious set up.
>>
>>69211764
10g Amber leaf

Cheers x
>>
cornetto

you know who i mean
>>
>>69211764
raspberry iced tea, double decker & a bag of those fish n'chips salt & vinegar biscuit things.
>>
>>69211755
>these cars are parked in the wrong place
>let's obtruct the driver's vision and make it harder for him to get his car out of the way
>>
>>69211764
'eese 'n' 'ion 'isps, 'netto and a gf
>>
does rorke literally just come here to reeee about pakis all day?
it's madness, how can anyone possibly be this bitter?
>>
wish I could heem myself
>>
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>>69211813
>The Republic of Ireland has voted overwhelmingly to legalise same-sex marriage in a historic referendum.
>>
>>69211884
ah yes very catholic
>>
Rasheeds and rorkes out
>>
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i want a wedding and i want it now
>>
>>69211764
sunny D and turkish delight
>>
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I will defeat the white male
>>
>>69211909
rorkeed
>>
>>69211904
pope is probably okay with benders at this point
>>
Ireland is one of the safest countries in the world
>>
Would reorganise Connor mcgregors face with my fist if he ever came within a fathom of me
>>
>>69211940
not if you're a junkies bastards ye or an odonnel
>>
>>69211923
mmm ah yes

"acting"
>>
>>69211940
Pretty much every western country is one of the safest countries in the world
>>
seriously fat lads
could do with losing a stone or so
>>
>>69211959
Exactly, anyone above 6ft could throw him about
>>
>>69211755
king of banter
>>
>>69211977(You)'re gay
>>
making a playlist
>>
>>69211959
I'd punch him so hard he'd wake up 20 years ago in his pikey dump
>>
date get?
>>
>>69211923
me shitting out a fat poo
>>
Bit of a cringe status but I have actually loved 2016 I turned 21, I ran the London Marathon, completed the Spitfire Scramble and the Colour Run. I met the Queen and the penguins. I got myself a job promotion. I've visited places I've never been before - Mexico, Hong Kong & Amsterdam. I've seen friends move abroad and I couldn't be prouder, I've become closer to friends who now stuck with me forever. I celebrated 5 years with Will and celebrated the silver anniversary of my parents. Made some of the best memories and topped off with the loveliest Christmas... about to start the New Year the right way and (a month today!) go travelling, until the summer, to see the world. But most of all I wish all my friends and family health & happiness for the New Year
>>
>>69212020
good for you lad
*likes*
>>
Willie is hard and ready for a wank but I'm not feeling it today.

I wish I had someone I could share a wank with.
>>
>>69212041
>>69212041
>>69212041
>>
>>69212020

Not one photon reached my retina
>>
>>69212020
when will this travel meme end

>waste all your money going to some shithole for 2 weeks instead of actually accumulating something that will last
>>
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>>69212020

*autistic screeching*
>>
HE
>>
>>69212050
memories are worth more than gold
>>
>>69212042
JANN'D
>>
lmao, that Rosy/Prince Charles II image is spot on heheheh
>>
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>>69212042
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
>>
>>69212050
like what, (You)s on /brit/?

memories and experiences last way longer than a new stereo you turboruntoid
>>
>rorke
>rasheed
>rorke
>rasheed
>rorke
>rasheed

Fucking state of these benders. And they were at it all day yesterday
>>
>>69212090
rasheed
>>
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>when you're still on the sesh at 7am in some random kitchen and your pal asks you to take a pic of him
>>
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Having a cheeky Irn Bru, Milkybar and Space Raiders ensemble
>>
Rasheeds out

Rorkes IN
>>
>>69212097
rorke
>>
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How is this man president?

>>69212090
All me.
>>
>>69212050
Shit stories about travelling that bore the fuck out of everyone you tell them to will last you a lifetime m8.
>>
>>69212104
piss off you cretinous /pol/ melt
>>
>>69212104
this.

wish that 24hour paki would neck himself.
>>
>>69212070
>>69212081
How about buying a flat with a 15 grand deposit and getting the mortage paid and a monthly sum from rent?
>>
>>69212101
What a fucking manlet how can anyone take him seriously?

Would heem him desu there's a reason there's weight classes (which are also de facto height classes)
>>
>>69212050
>Materialism

bin thyself.
>>
>>69212050

Ah yes goy get saving for that Ā£80k deposit on a shared ownership studio flat in Middlesbrough, don't fritter your money away on fun during your extremely short youth
>>
>>69212101
even without any scale you could tell he's a manlet lmao
>>
>>69212135
how about both you povvo scum?
>>
>>69212128
t. 2poor and jelly

>>69212135
what would you want to do that for? i have enough money to eat/live and getting massively indebted doesn't sound that fun
>>
>>69212170
if you do both and i just save i'll be richer than you, which I am

: - )
>>
>>69212149
>studio flat
>in middlesbrough
>requiring an Ā£80k deposit

Who said you London fuckwits were out of touch?
>>
>>69212135

Look at this boring cunt
>>
>>69212182
bean counters OUT
>>
>>69212172
renting is literally throwing money away.
>>
>>69212182
richer in monetary value perhaps
>>
>>69212135
why not both you dopey cunt? you think life is just about bricks & mortar?

sad little twat
>>
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>>69212104
good post
>>
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RORKE BTFO
>>
>>69212185

Literally autistic
>>
>>69212199
>exchanging money for shelter
ah yes
what a waste
>>
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>>69212172
>getting massively indebted doesn't sound that fun

investing in a property and getting free money isn't comfy?

after a few years you can live off of the rent and literally never have to work

go round to your tenants and fuck their wife when they miss payments

put on a crown and perhaps a cape and call them peasants because houses are rare as fuck and they can't refuse
>>
>>69212172
I just cannot see the point of travelling at all unless it's to go see friends/family.
>>
>At that stage of my life where people are embedding themselves into really strong, interesting careers, having babies and buying houses or travelling the world and doing really interesting things.
>I'm sat at home in my parents still wondering which route to follow and watching all options slip away.

Ah yes
>>
>>69212223
Literally paki
>>
*saves up loads of money*
*gets hit by a car and dies*
>>
>>69212213

>that hair
>that chin

Lost the genetic lottery.
>>
Any slags lads?
>>
>>69212224
it is when you could spend less money each month on a mortgage and get something out of it.
>>
>>69212259
At least he isn't black
>>
>>69212240
oh alright
i find it fun so i'll carry on

>>69212234
>comfy
that doesn't mean fun does it
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0U2hRc3u_Q

creasing
>>
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>>69212230
>Tom Venables
>Venables

uh oh
>>
>>69212257
*money goes to kids + life insurance*
*kid carries on my family name and builds a great statue to honour me*
>>
>>>/v/362165821
>this entire fucking thread
absolute state
>>
What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?
>>
Might do another rail trip from Helsinki to Vilinus

Need to have ticked off every European country by 2020
>>
>>69212240

Oh how fascinating
>>
>>69212234
wait i didn't read the rest of your post
that sounds like riotous fun
i'd prefer to travel though
>>
Ah yes, it's a spoilt, lazy work-shy middle-class brat living off mummy & daddy's money scoffing at anyone who works for a living episode.
>>
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why did i have to be born
>>
>>69212294
pretty sure they're just joking mate.
>>
>>69212301
nah don't waste your money lad

put a deposit down on a buy-to-let flat in burnley - live a little!
>>
>>69212327
>>69212327
>>69212327
>>
Where are the (You)'s lads?
>>
>>69212322
scroll through the rest of it, some of them might be joking but a lot arent
>>
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>>69212294
>/v/
>>
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>>69212213
>>
No respect for anyone who hasn't visited at least 25 foreign nations
>>
>>69212335
fuck off
>>
>>69212301

Why do that when you could get a cupboard in elephant and castle for only 400 grand?
>>
Don't live in London if you can't afford to then...you sound bitter af lmao.
>>
Piss of Janny you utter melt.
>>
pakis BTFO
>>
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god jb jany
>>
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>>
HE'S HERE
>>
janny needs to have a fucking word with himself
>>
When I'm on my deathbed I know I'll look back proudly on my buy to let flats in Swindon
>>
>>69212483

>>69212483

>>69212483

>>69212483

>>69212483
>>
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Janny is Rey defeating white males
>>
So what now?

No one is going to say anything because this thread is over, but we can't go to a new one either because it'll be deleted.
>>
carry on with your little jokes about me and I'll just delete every /brit/ thread and put an end to your autism

yeah you can take the piss but just remember I call the shots around here
>>
stupid alt-right phone poster
>>
>>69212510
>>
Ā£0.00 per annum
>>
Nuts being done in left, right and centre
>>
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>do you remember the time we looked around that beautiful 2-bed 2-bath buy-to-let project in the north Teesside area?
>>
>>69212510
thank you janny
>>
>>69212510
Post Star Wars stuff
>>
>>69212545
SCREECHING
>>
>>69212545
why are you bitter about people making smart decisions in their life? plenty of homeowners go on holiday too mate.
>>
The janny is an unemployed American male with poor hygiene.
>>
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I'll go ahead and post her now
>>
janny is a fucking white male
>>
the meanie cleanie
>>
I take care when I water my plants
>>
how much e-juice do you vape per day?
>>
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>we'll always have Barnsley...the 4th location we considered when looking to expand our property portfolio
>>
>>69212501
that hilt is so retarded
>>
>My only hope of owning a house is inheriting my parents and buying my two siblings out

Ah yes. My sibling teny ears older than me got in before the ridiculous rise in prices and now has a huge house worth loads and is looking for a rental property to buy.

JUST
>>
right
>>
>>69212591
>average slag gets loads of nerd love because she is "conservative" despite having a black boyfriend
>>
Reminder that Australians didn't count aboriginals as humans until 1967
>>
>>69212574
>unemployed

Umm you can view his work itt sweetie x
>>
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>>69212545
screaming
>>
Don't really get this desu, is he trying to say that you can't go on holiday past the age of 30 or something?
>>
>>69212591
who's she
>>
>>69212607
prices will crash soon
i hope
fuck boomers
>>
>>69212619
She doesn't have a black boyfriend
>>
>>69212607
>Tfw sister is doing well for herself and her husband has a good job too
>Hoping they take pity on me and let me have the family home
>>
>>69212634
lauren southern
>>
>>69212634
author of a 60 page book
>>
>>69212634
The leader of the alt-right
>>
sophie we know who you are
>>
>>69212663
howling
>>
>>69212663
did a screech
>>
Afraid to post anything off topic now cause Janny is DOINGHIS NUT IN
>>
>grandad tell us a story!
>well it all began at my local Halifax branch, I was having a meeting with the manager to discuss setting up a Help2Buy ISA
>>
>>69212719
WAILING
>>
>>69212695
>inappropriate caps

hope you get banned
>>
>>69212646
>Hoping they take pity on me and let me have the family home
They'll take it for their children, anon.
>>
Rate the latest Amazon order

>Mac screen cleaner
>Mac keyboard gel to clean between keys
>Nivea creme for men (moisturiser)
>Cross pen refills (blue ink)
>Shampoo
>Moleskin notebook
>Fitbit screen protector

Shame I'm having to waste money on practical stuff
>>
>>69212573
Because mummy & daddy basically pays his way in life.
>>
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>>69212496
Not today mate, he's working overtime this holiday season to maximise that 100% wage increase
>>
Can't stop wanking to tranny porn lads, always feel disgust after I'm done though
>>
>>69212753
>holiday season
foy
>>
>>69212740
where do you get this from?
>>
Rorkes > Rasheeds

Prove me wrong.
>>
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>and here's the blueprints we sent Barnsley County Council when we were seeking planning permission to extend our kitchen
>>
>>69212791
>>69212719
excellent meme
>>
Been wanking twice a day the last week

Bollocks are actually feeling drained
>>
I got six jobs. I don't get tired.
>>
well, he's convinced me. ive decided never to own a house and instead im going to go travelling the 3rd world.
>>
>>69212778
What do you call it then?
>>
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Janny on the left, me on the right.
>>
>>69212791
I think you're being ridiculous but this one did make me laugh.

The real trick is not having children until you're over 35.

My sister and her husband have established their careers now, bought a huge house but don't have kids so they basically just go on mental holidays like 3 or four times a year and take short breaks to nice places in Portugal and Spain.
>>
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>>69212791
>14:24:17

>>69212819
>14:25:19
>>
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>why yes. i do spend my entire afternoon and evening trying to convince people that muslims are great and multiculturalism is wonderful
>>
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How's /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>>
>>69212820
porn rots the brain
>>
>>73326917
>>73326917
>>73326917

morning
>>
soon
>>
>>69212850
WOW! What a life. Really impressive. House and holidays. Fantastic
>>
why the fuck did my scientist man die in the suicide mission in mass effect 2

fucking pisstake

everyone was loyal and i chose the right squad members for all the little missions and he died anyway
>>
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>>69212869
yeah hows about you fuck off
>>
CUSTODIAN
>>
>>69212820
lightweight numbers kid
>>
>>69212850
>The real trick is not having children until you're over 35.
The real trick is letting the poor and the immigrants have children.
>>
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>>69212893
Not today sunshine.
>>
>>69212904
as opposed to what?
>>
>>>/sp/73326917
>>
>>69212937
>>69212937
>>
>>69212905
>why the fuck did my scientist man die in the suicide mission
>why the fuck did my scientist man die
>suicide mission
>>
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>>69212884
Fucked two girls, been texting and meeting up with a qt who seems to want a relationship
>>
>>69212934
Erm... oppose to a shit life, you fucking melt.
>>
haha just a prank lads going to work now x
>>
>>69212951
Their own house!

And money!

And holidays!

Truly remarkable stuff.
>>
think I';m dying
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