What happens here?

>>69207597
fruits be growin'

Beautiful women

>>69207597
Hatred against Armenia.

>>69207597
Russia's bottom bitch.

>>69208078
>Russia's bottom bitch.
But that's armenia, not azerbaijan

>>69208078
azerbaijan is turkey's bottom bitch retard

>>69207597
A rich and powerful country

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>>69207597
Fixed.

>Borders Iran
>Borders Georgia
>Borders Russia
>Borders Armenia

My condolences
The only thing that would have made this worse is if you bordered Turkey as well

Oh wait

>>69208078
That is where you are wrong my dude

Azerbaijan is Turkey/NATO's bitch
Armenia is Russia's bitch

Heck Azerbaijan and Armenia even had a short skirmish a while back, and Azerbaijan's close ally Israel gave them kamikaze drones to strike Armenian targets

As fucked as this sounds, I am legit not making this up

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LAND OF FIRE

>>69211551
>Armenia is Russia's bitch
My condolences.
Being allies with Russia is the worst choice a country could make

azerbaidjan is qt - the country

>>69211956
>Being allies with Russia is the worst choice a country could make

This

also please help me make "My condolences." a meme

>>69212196
I am greek

>>69211956
>Being allies with Russia is the worst choice a country could make
Pretty much this.

>>69211956
>Being allies with Russia is the worst choice a country could make
Agreed

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:)

>>69214713
kawaii desu :3

fcuk amrenia. gencoide never happen

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>>69207597
It has pretty cool shape.
looks like some boss battleship in 2D shooter heading to the direction of Caspian sea.

Home of the Mountain Jews.

>>69207597
The pain and fear of Armenia.

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>>69208826
Still some mistakes. FIxed it for you.

>>69211956
>Being allies with Russia is the worst choice a country could make

We are about the make that mistake. Surely they cant be worse than the Ameri*ans.

>>69216032
Are you that one caucasian guy who lives in Germany and shit talks about Azerbaijan in every thread?
Why are you so butthurt about us and our country?

>>69216032
go fuck yourself caucasian piece of shit take your degenerate dick-gobbling language and go back to your mountains to shag your goat mother

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>>69216478
Yes I am.
There are several reasons (e.g. stealing territory, history, culture)
Why can't I be autistic when a lot of your fellow "Azeris" are autistic too? Just look at this

>>69216627
>caucasian piece of shit
You are the guys trying as hard as possible to be Caucasians.
>dick-gobbling language
Whäts yöür pröblem

>>69216683
>Just look at this
Legitimately turan clay

>>69216683
Just curious, what's your nationality?
Are you lezgin? Or maybe chechen? Or any other caucasian nationality with "long history and great culture" no one ever heard about?

>>69216960
>turan
that's a weird way to spell iran

>>69217073
Hahahaa you fucked that mountain monkey very good my teacher !

>>69207597
Why is it that whenever Azerbaijan, Armenia or even Georgia come up its always "hate this steal that give and give this"? Is there really nothing more to this place than taking and killing?

>>69216032
Why did you give Georgia so much clay?

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>>69216960
>>69217168
Fun fact: Turan is actually Persian. The Anatolian Turan-WE WUZ has persian roots.

>>69217073
Caucasians all have a long history and a great culture. Don't forget that the "nation" you're belonging to, tries to steal both of them. Caucasian Albania for example, was a Lezgin(-related) state. Do you know what Azeri nationalists say? That it was Turkic.
Azeris (such as Turkey Turks) are the outcome of Turkic "aristocrats" (not sure if they can be called like that) assimilating the native population.

>>69218036
>Fun fact: Turan is actually Persian. The Anatolian Turan-WE WUZ has persian roots.
care to elaborate?

>>69218036
Why did you ignore my question?
Are you ashamed of who you are?

>>69218116
Look I know non-countries when I see them(expert), why aren't you a part of Russia again?

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>>69218078
Part of Persian mythology. A mythological Shah had 3 sons, one of them was Tur. He gave them territories and Tur got Central- Asia. So, Iranic Scythians were the original Turan(ids)

>>69218116
>Are you ashamed of who you are?

>>69218229
Because USSR collapsed.
And why aren't you devided between France and Netherlands?

>>69218340
You are still ignoring my question.
You must be really autistic if you are afraid of telling your nationality to someone in the internet.

>>69218036
>Caucasians all have a long history and a great culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG11uCUluBI&t=196s

>>69218634
Because Britain
key word in my question was 'again'

>>69219017
Is this meant to be bad or something? The man is teachimg his son how to handle a weapon.

>>69219540
>key word in my question was 'again'
Because we don't want to

>>69207597
basically smaller, more secular and whiter turkey

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>>69216032
this is the only acceptable borders of Georgia
>>69218001

good shit

>>69220030
That sounds awesome.

>>69220030
I think Turks are Whiter then Azeris

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>>69211924
>LAND OF FIRE
This marketing campaign's getting out of hand.