/brit/

White men arent white

>it's been over a month since thailad's last post

thank fuck lads, so glad that nonce is gone

PALMY PRIDE

>>69205093
hes on all the time you daft cunt

Alcohol is fucking overrated I'd rather just do GHB.

>tfw no palmy gf

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>>69205067

>Stereolab coined the term 'peng'

makes me do a think

>>69205067
really should have a shoe knife or something.
so much point blank staring in guard poses

Lefties are the biggest threat to modern Britain.

Prove me wrong.

I am sweet, bubbly and adorable. Although I have also been told that I am better described as 'adorkable'! :-P

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>>69205163
I can't.

>>69205163
lefties mostly voted remain though

>>69205167
*punches you in the throat*
*skips away*

>>69205163
>to Anglo sphere
Fixed that for you

>>69205194
Is this a German humour?

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>>69205194
To err is lefty. Luckily the majority of Brits realized that the EU is already in the process of turning into a trainwreck. Blind "EU until we die" countries like Germany will sadly never even get the choice.

>invade half the world
>complain about immigrants
pirate scumbags...

>Tfw you were that guy in Secondary who cut off contact with everyone
Felt good, very good

>>69205226
Let me fix that for you sweetie x

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>>69205067
that whole movie was anti-white propaganda

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>>69205259

cant be bummed doing anything

how about you guys? got a new years to do list on the go?

>>69205067
What's this movie lads?

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What term shall replace (you)?

>dot me up senpai

>yo bro give me an underline

>dude .... coming at your way

>10 brilliant festival moments that rocked 2016
>20 players most likely to move in the January transfer window

This is unironically the sort of shit the the BBC thinks should be leading front page on their website

>>69205331
>Reading BBC news

the utter STATE of you

>>69205319
Gayniggers From Outta Space

>>69205319

it's star trek: return of the hobbit

>>69205259
i can't do it anymore on windows
or I guess 4chan disabled the old alt functions

>>69205343
It's BBC online, you daft paki

>>69205349
Some are filtered but not all

fuck you

yes you, stupid fucker

I've noticed that the BBC have their own specialised LGBT section now.

Fucking Hell.

>>69205369
Didn't you get the memo thailad? you're not allowed to post here anymore

white male pawns literally can't handle a star wars movie having a female lead

howling

>>69205407
going to have to see that for myself if you don't mind.

>>69205369
mate you can't post here...

AHHH I HATE YOU 2016 YOU STUPID ENTITY KILLING PEOPLE UGGGHHHHHHH WORST YEAR IN HUMAN HISTORY

>>69205447
best year tbdesu

>>69205447

>Caring about people you've never met
>Only coming out as their biggest fans despite only giving a shit about them when they've died and ignoring their works on any giving day

Ah yes.

>>69205369
I think the alt-0129 is filtered now

Howling at all the stupid slugs crawling to work like the slaves they are. Haha enjoyed your little break? Back to work

>>69205447
bowie and prince actually hurt a bit, and guess cohen had its fans
rest were useless hacks

doing a howl then a scream

Do I take 2666 or Life and Fate on holiday with me next week lads?

>>69205319
mass effect: andromeda

I've noticed that 4chan have their own specialised /lgbt/ section now.

Fucking Hell.

>>69205447
It's not just all of the celebrity deaths, it's also Britain becoming a more closeminded, narrow, xenophobic shithole, and the most powerful country in the world electing a retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8umCijRdnQ

I like Akala

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>>69205478
If it is I won't see this.

>>69205276
there was literally one black character and everyone else was white or an alien

if you don't support gay marriage you're literally a paki

Ah yes, it's an edgy lowlife gets upset at dead celebs because no one will grieve when he dies episode.

>>69205530
use a mongolian vowel separator

>>69205555
>>69205559
don't care about either of these things.

>>69205559

This year has been great for the amount of normie tears

Got morning glory. Might get rid of it. Any new rosy pics??

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nigger

>>69205586
what video games do you play these days

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Morning from Haarlem

Excuse the Irish flag, mobile data.

>>69205617
csgo

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Thailad.

So many trips and personalities have come and gone on /brit/ like the wind. I ask that if you ever do leave this place, give us a goodbye goodbye.

Craven

Fatcam

Lisicki

Delumo

All will eventually be forgotten

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>69205637
>Delumo


u wot?

>>69205559
Not an argument

>>69205617
a nightly game of cs:go..

also I've decided to fuck around with wiremod a bit again on gmod recently.

>>69205612
different code

>>69205654
sir dumfries

miss that lad 2bh

should i invest into the ... market or will (You)s make a comeback?

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>>69205637
will do

Need a wank. Post rosy

>the """""lad"""" from a country with a major population of trannys is against gay marriage

where did he go so wrong lads

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Took this yesterday

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>>69205674

>>69205637
>Lisicki
that's 190cm you mong

NEED to impregnate abitofbritt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWn1QTwxaBA

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>>69205677
what's the going rate on a "..."?

>>69205702
i dont care how much she looks like kevin bacon btw :^)

>>69205686
trannies can't even get their hormones here
its easier in the US

@69205660
You're bright for an Abo.

>>69205710
bout tree fiddy

>>69205740
XDDD

>>69205530
they banned it because people were spamming massive blankposts

69205749
never reply to me ever again you vile, cretinous yank shit

>>69205768
banter MASTER XDDD

XDDD

excellent news lads

the so called package is in brisbane and will be delivered tomorrow

>>69205811
nice

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This is the picture that I didn't send to mammy haha

>its a thainads tries to show off his computer skills so people thinks hes cool episode

>>69205814
brisbane bf?

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>>69205830

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I thought that /int/ banter couldn't get any worse than /brit/, I thought we were just too shit for anything to be possibly worse. But Christ, I went into some of the Johnny Foreigner generals and I couldn't believe it but they are somehow even more cancerous. Especially /lat/.

thailad how do i learn about computers?

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Bed time, night lads.

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What is your favourite pudding?

>>69205845
via your preferred search engine.

Could really go for a qt bf rn

NEED a Korean gf desu.

when thainads was using the nk proxy i 'ted him

hope i got that proxy banned

thai chicANO is using magic

>it's been 6 weeks since thailad's last post

starting to tear up tbH

>>69205826
D U D E
U
D
E

>>69205853
>>69205841
not gay lads haha

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>>69205871
there was no ban

>>69205870
dont fucking care at all

did that canacuck just announce a report? hmmm

meet me on suttin high street in an hour and I'll sort you out

>Mfw lymph node on back of my neck is large

I'll be fine

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>>69205899
>admitting you used a proxy

wonder what ol' moderator will think of this one

>>69205923
track down a member of the royal family and get them to have a poke at it
>tfw developed scrofula the week after her maj had visited meme city

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>>69205899
AAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>69205945
I didn't admit anything

69205899
that's actually so cringe. what a fucking attention seeking runt you are, kys

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>>69205954

angrily singing

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Lads, I'm being real here; how do I git gud at /brit/ humour? I love it, it always gets a good laugh out of me, but I just can't fully grasp it.

I know all of the components and complexities of /brit/ humour, -the disregard for authority, the layers of irony, the simple deadpan wit and the cleverly constructed facade of idiocy- for I witness it constantly, yet I myself cannot employ it. Perhaps it is just too esoteric for me to convey?

I know it can't be that hard, because plenty of you chaps do it with seeming ease, but something just eludes me. So please, tell me the secret.

In the image are just a few samples of /brit/ humour so you know what I mean. Other examples include

>"Morning lads" posted at a time where you wouldn't expect one to be waking up

>posts about how pathetic one is

>classic terms such as "Janny", "Runt", "Rorke", and "Rasheed"

>classic phrases like "HE'S BACK, shan't be reading this, ah yes"

>classic images like Slags, Kev, Fedora, and David Mitchell laughing

>the classic resident tripfags

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better I delet that

>>69205948

BRISBANE?

Was your city founded by Bane after he converted to Judaism?

Business idea: Sell my banter magic to runts for cash money

>>69205973
me left-middle

>>69205988
Can you speak Thai? I guess it comes in handy when trying to communicate with pimps

>>69206009
he doesnt need to

most of his gf's havent had their first word yet

and now we wait for the final verdict lads

confident i will win this case

>>69206009
thailad has a youtube channel you know
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7rtE7hSTaC8xDf5v_7O1qQ/videos
looks like he can speak it pretty well

Why does Owen Jones get airtime? Is he now the go to lefty gobshite for news channels?

>>69205973
it's just juxtaposition and parody lad

>>69206041
I've genuinely met him.

>>69206042
He is 38 years old and has the skin of a 15 year old, she should advertise for cosmetics.

>>69206066
Shall be asking him if he's ever met a Brit IT lad. Consider yourself doxxed

>Thailad went off the rails, lost his IT job, and now has a ladybody GF

holy shit, the utter STATE of that lads existence

>>69206066
what did he say

>>69206094
[spoiler]thailad is nate's dad[/spoiler]

>>69206097
screaming
wonder if he EVER thinks about how disappointed his parents are of him

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>ywn marry a qt Korean wife who moves to London with you

JDIMFSA

Working from home today, feels kinda nice

>>69206097
mooing

>>69206134
dateinasia.com
interpals.net

>>69206094
oh dear
>>69206108
Talking about he's trying to educate with some of his videos among other things. There was a backlash against him recently because he made a video taking the piss out of Thais that couldn't speak English.. He had to make an apology video.

Plot twist.

Lisicki and Thailad are the same person, coming to you soon in a Channel 4 sitcom starring David Mitchell with Robert Webb playing Craven, Lisicki's neighbour who he goes to Thailand with.

>>69206134
I know a scottish bloke with a korean wife

wonder if thainads has ever doxxed or tried to doxx someone

>>69206171
Wow, really? Incredible stuff Bruce!

>>69206182
kev

>>69206182
didn't some anon locate the rough area he lives in?

>>69206158
Business idea: Get selected for the ABC board and lobby to coproduce this for the kids' channels

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I think my Christmas binging has finally caught up with me; whenever I stand up it feels like a corner of a table is digging into my chest and I'm getting some sharp artery spasms.

mormons are literally the master race

>white
>big happy families
>marry young
>rich

>>69206195
was there. still have his number and address

>>69206175
delete this shit wtf

>>69206195
why? he's just some random bloke that barely knows this place exists

why would you doxx him

>>69206211
*jiggles your belly fat*

>>69206182
>>69206197
they found his office building, dumb nonce posted a pic with a shop name opposite it

>>69206235
memes..

We wouldn't have cold out etc. without it.

>>69206242
why doesn't your website work anymore

>>69206242
i laughed at the tyrone video
also why did you delete the livestreams you made, I want to relive those mediocre memories

>>69206215
>believe in a retarded sci fi religion
>pedos
>insipid

>>69206266
it does

>>69206175
delete this shit please, thank you.

>>69206273
because they made me cringe to watch back.

mormons more like morons

>>69206201

We need a catch yet clever name for said TV show.

Or maybe we could coproduce some film where Lisicki plays every tripfag due to his split personality.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/red-deer-man-punches-cougar-at-tim-hortons-to-save-dog-1.3914210

>>69206175
I SAID FUCKING DELETE THIS PLEASE

>people took the piss out of me at school
>made cool friends at sixth form
>everyone gets angry that you don't hang out with them
maybe if you were less of a fucking dickhead I would have kept in touch

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Have to have a "meeting with management" about my missing work due to being ill lmao

>>69206288
:( reupload pls

contemplating a poo

RIP nick caves son

>>69206327
>runt can't handle the banter

ah yes, a tale as old as time

>>69206327
normie twat, I'll have you if I see you in the street

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Ameri/k/ans how does it feel knowing that you'll never have a based /k/ween?

First time shitting in two days. You no idea how much better I feel with each plop

>>69206339
I never actually had them, it was a live stream saved to youtube.

I'll do something worth watching eventually. Also will probably upload the calls over the weekend since the vocaroo links expired.

is trump dead to you now?

>>69206134
everyone will presume you are a pervert and you will get judgmental looks in the street

>>69206377
who did you call
i always miss out on the good stuff because of this shitty timezone

Cats are just shit, why do pakis love them so much?

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>Cats are just shit, why do pakis love them so much?

>>69206394
dogs are haram

>>69206391
I used a kev soundboard to call numerous companies.

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>search the archive for a good post I made on /brit/ because I want some (you)'s

>it was too long ago for it to be there

bit chilly lads got some frost on the old bicycle

I've noticed an interesting correlation in the rise of video games and Nu-males, why is this? A decade and a half ago video games weren't as popular but still considered fairly normie hobby now they've got shits like nu-males plaguing them, why?

>>69206417
the archive only goes back till last october
sheikh and all the other classic moments are lost forever

amazing how you can become a god in asia just for being white. wish I could do that

>>69206417
>not using archive.today to save threads that were banterful
you clearly arent committed to /brit/

>>69206446
Pakis and Jews.

Feet are the thinking mans fetish

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>I've noticed an interesting correlation in the rise of video games and Nu-males, why is this? A decade and a half ago video games weren't as popular but still considered fairly normie hobby now they've got shits like nu-males plaguing them, why?

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why are americans so edgy? they reduce everything into binaries, and then both sides hate each other and try to be as obnoxious as possible.

democrat/conservative
white/'poc'
winner/loser
straight/'queer'
1%/'middle class'
commieforinia/dumfuckistan
obongo the muslim communist/ drumpf the literally hitler

>>69206520
incapable of establishing a radical centre teebeeaytch

>>69206520
go ahead and delete this post for me mate.

>ebay asking me to write reviews of items that i've bought
maybe if you pay me, dickheads

Lads, is there actually anything to do at all in Brighton? Thinking of going there with my gf but I haven't been since I was a kid and looking back, all I remember is a bit of a shit shopping centre and the pier

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JUST lost my last group of "friends" last night lads :(

>Be me
>Last night
>Hanging out at the park with "friends"
>Everyone laughing, having a good time, except for yours truly
>Sitting at the back being silent like an autistic sperg lord and not participating in the talk
>Butt of all of the jokes, constant harassment and bullying
>Stacey is like "IT'S JUST A BIT OF BANTER ANON!"
>The topic of conversation comes to our favourite adverts, being the good goys they are
>GoCompare, Meerkat, that fucking Crazy Frog thing from a fucking decade ago etc.
>Finally I decide to take a heroic stand in a bid to make everyone laugh
>"H-hey guys, my favourite advert is that Cadburys one where that black man plays the drums... r-right?"
>Getting disgusted death stares
>Chad says "Jesus fucking Christ, anon. Get the fuck out of here you racist fucking pig"
>Run all the way home
>Cry

>>69206520
America is the world's battleground for cultural dominance, it shouldn't be surprising that they take every point of difference to the EXTREME™

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Rate my YouTube recommendations

>>69206520
>winner/loser
Fucking wrong on that one you retard, yanks try to make everyone feel like a "winner"

>>69206561
delete this please.

>>69206551
If you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand

>>69206580
How about no?

>>69206551
Just imagining the type of person who would take the time to fabricate a story like this at this hour

>>69206580
Just a tad cretinous desu

>>69205067
Star Wars is anti white propaganda and I shall boycott it

>>69206520
>straight/'queer
demi-bisexual identified polysexual ambifucktrous genderqueer detected

Best breed of dog?

Re: All the kneejerk retards ITT selling their Yous after the crash

Thanks for flooding the market with cheap Yous. I've just hoovered them all up and can now manipulate the prices and make huge profits.

Anon

Just ordered my 2017 Parks Canada Discovery Pass

ANA

>>69206618
Cringey post. What a fucking pleb.

>>69206582
nah everyone they like is a winner, everyone they dislike is a loser. Don't reply to me again without my permission you spacker loser.

>>69206582
>>69206647
delete these, the pair of you

>>69206618
T. Soros

>>69206618
>>69206639
>le ebin fake /brit/ (you) economy LARPing
Not a fan desu

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>>69206618
le meme economy ftw!

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I look like a right window licker riding my bike desu.

Still enjoy it though

>>69206641
>>69206666
>>69206684
grumpy guts

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>>69206520
>why are americans so edgy?
Don't confuse genuine edginess with sheer stupidity. There are two things about Americans you have to understand within the context of how they represent themselves through media, online and offline:
1. The American education system is terrible and exists within a socio-cultural framework which both glorifies ignorance while glorifying the concept of making it to the top at the expense of everyone else around you.
2. It is extremely easy for Americans to communicate to the rest of the world and a huge amount of them -far too fucking many- have dirt cheap access to high speed Internet connections, magnifying the problem.
As brutal as it sounds, America could really do with a proper war within their own soil, instead of starting wars on foreign soil, to drop their arrogance down a peg. They've basically brainwashed from childbirth that their cancerous nation is the best and most important country in the world and without a complete social collapse which would actually put their rhetoric to the test, nothing will ever really change.
I almost feel bad for the Burgerstani people. They've basically been trained wrong as a joke by the elite who actually run the nation and which benefit from the populace being loud, ignorant and extremely self centred.

>>69206699
Sorry, I missed that. What did you say?

[spoiler]guns are actually lots of fun[/spoiler]

Billy Connolly

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Few space cakes and jants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g11J4r6lQRA

>>69206720
OH FUCK OFF

ripping some really deep and satisfying farts this morning lads

>>69206735
nobody cares

Can't dance, just do somethin' random
All galdem
All mandem
Can't dance, just do somethin' random

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literal angel

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I mean I know Britain is a shithole but I always feel agrevated when some ignorant Johnny Foreigner cunt talks out of his arse here on our country.

>yesterday some Aussie prick had the gall to state that Australia had more relaxed gun laws than Britain

Actually wanted to snap his runt neck

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rate my marijuanas /brit/

>>69206754
>do something random
*says the word "cheese"*

Hehehehhe

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Do you know what is better than a (You)?

A (Me)

FACT

>>69206754

Wow poetry

>>69206540
Ebay suspended by account after both Paypal and those cunts demanded I give them something like 20% in "fees" for monthly sales, to which I flat out refused to pay and ended up getting into a slight argument with their stupid support people.
Anyone with the gall to demand that much of a cut from sales they both didn't make nor have any fucking ownership of can eat a dick and fucking die. But no, they flag your account for being rude or some shit if you tell them that then start spamming you with demands of payment shortly before suspending your account entirely.
Fuck ebay, man, and fuck Paypal.

>>69206720
good post

>>69205067
They actually removed (you)

>>69206551
They prefer to be called Chocolate Americans, anon.

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So i have been playing a lot of Battlefield 1 lately. As we all know, this game was meant to simulate warfare during World War 1. The horrors and all.

I've been feeling weird recently. Having odd dreams. Panic attacks. Flashbacks. Triggered by certain words, images, and sounds.

Looked it up and it's the symptoms of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

Battlefield 1 gave me PTSD

>>69206810
what are they saying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU7MrtR9nX4

Business idea: Set up a private auctions service on the internet funded by a percentage commission

i sharted today

business idea: nationalise the free market

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>>69206782
>when a yank says we have a higher violent crime rate, without taking into account the different definitions of violent crime in the two countries

>>69206837

I got a pooey finger when wiping

>>69206848
literally me

>>69206745
Take it easy there, Wimp Lo.

Only done two poos in the week I've been home for Christmas

That's not normal is it

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tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeYTylOd6As

got my onesie on

>>69206855
peak

Ah yes, Australia

https://youtu.be/kHdkanpiCE4

not read a single post

Chavs vs rednecks

Who win

>>69206782
How easy is it to get a gun license in the UK?

>>69206906
rednecks own guns

have not read a single post from any of you.

>>69206888
Sounds British to me

>>69206914
How easy is it to get skin cancer in Australia?

Very important viewing of worldwide importance

https://youtu.be/pbEyqST3v0w

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>read 50 pages last night, which beat my previous record of 40, in a shorter space of time

>>69206914
Pretty easy for a shotgun licence

Whereas you need a licence for airsoft and paintball guns kek

>>69206914
Not easy by any means. We try not to let retards have them

>>69206927
hmm moving the goalposts I see

>>69206927
bit defensive there lad

just wanked to blue is the warmest colour

>>69206935

I read 4 (Mr Men) books yesterday

>>69206935
hmmm I'm to inteligent for books, went to the university of loif tbf

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going for my morning poo. when I come back I'd better have gotten some serious (You)'s so help you all

>>69206888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrzPmUlSCHQ

pretty sure this lad is british

>>69206942
That's not moving the goalposts you utter fucking weapon

>>69206943
*throws you a potato*

Hehe, Fuck off terrorist

>>69206948
>ywn cuckold a lesbian

You now remember Brainiac: Science Abuse and Little Monsters airing constantly on Sky.

Never watched any of them though. I miss early 00s.

>>69206972
howling at this fucking mug
face like a slapped arse

Is Paddington station open again yet lads?

>>69206968
(Me)s are in (You)s are out.

>>69206978
>Sky
Fuck off literal billionaire

>>69206960
>4 Mr. Men books and not a single Little Miss
fuck off misogynist caveman

>>69206948
I can only wank to doggystyle. It's pretty rare in cinema and television, but when it happens it's always a treat

>>69206978
there was a milf on braniac who wore very tight shirts at times
that is all

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Better edition

>>69206958
>>69206958
>>69206958
>>69206958

love feeling up my completely shaved balls and crotch

>>69206978
remember Brainiac: History Abuse?

Are Chavs still around or have they changed their style now so it isn't as noticeable?

>>69206927
Rather easy but the problem is consistency. Takes a few years of being out in the sun and for a lot of people that can be pretty difficult.

>>69206925
The guy is apparently from the UK, although he clearly sounds like a Queenslander.

>>69206936
Used to work with a guy who used to always complain about NSW gun laws getting tighter or more expensive or hunting being harder to legally do, or some shit. From what I gleamed, it's pretty easy to get a license to buy a shotgun and certain rifles if you can show evidence of needing them, like being on property, part of a gun club, etc. A lot harder to legally own handguns, though.

>>69206941
>We try not to let retards have them
Sound policy.

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Wow... this really made me think

>>69207014
>Emperial blood
how fucking thick can you be

Alri lids, on the train back to London hehe

>>69206976
>mfw cuckolded by a lesbian a few years ago

>i make money and now I don't want to pay taxes

yawn

going home after brekkie with the parents lads. back to the cold flat and crushing loneliness. going to wank myself silly desu.

>>69207050
all me

>>69207033
>rich billionaire football doesnt want to pay to fund schools or roads in country he lives in
dickhead can fuck off to *rg*nt*n* if he doesnt want to pay taxes

>>69207032
>From what I gleamed, it's pretty easy to get a license to buy a shotgun and certain rifles if you can show evidence of needing them, like being on property, part of a gun club, etc. A lot harder to legally own handguns, though.

Very similar to here then lad, you need to show a 'need' to own one eg hunting, target shooting, being part of a club

Handguns are banned apart from Channel Islands, Isle of Man, and Northern Ireland. In norniron you can actually carry a handgun for self defence in extreme circumstances

>>69207029
Feel like they definitely peaked around 2004 tbqh

>>69207050
>posting on /pol/
People still do this?

>>69207083
You fucking thick bastard.

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I sometimes question the intelligence of footballers

>>69207029
There are still loads of chavs but people judge them harder I think as its even less socially acceptable, to be honest people complained at the time but all the stuff in the media really helped marginalise them to a degree where you only get them in the scummiest of shitholes so it clearly worked

>>69207032
>gleamed
the word is glean you fucking savage

mmmm lovely soft balls mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm

Ain't been gym since the 22nd wew lads, hyped to return this afternoon.

>>69207050

Did you make this

If so get a life lol

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>make a Captcha that's literally impossible
ah yes

>>69207101
>in extreme circumstances
Like when having to live surrounded by obnoxious cunts? Sure wouldn't mind telling some of the fuckwits around here to turn down the fucking music and domestic violence, to get smacked out of their brains without having to let the rest of the state know that they've just taken enough meth to keep them up for the next quarter century.
I'm sure a few gunshots into the centrelink paid for smart TV will send the message.

>>69207114
Doubt it.
If you look closely at their catalogue it seems more like An Hiro is scrapping posts from Twitter and dumping them into the board, like Sheeky Forums does with 4chan. Well, and how Hiro himself does with scrapping 2ch.net and dumping it into 2ch.sc. Cheeky prick doesn't even bother pretending like it he isn't doing it.

>>69207201
have you not seen the one where they expect you to trace a fucking airplane

>>69207201
nigga just osculate the boundaries of the viewport

>>69207133
Calling someone a savage while refraining from using punctuation, is this some sort of meta humour? I like it.

How hot are Janny's pockets?

How to get death grips gf in uk???

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Commie BTFO trying to buy stuff

>>69207246
be in their area

Why is it fashionable for every 20 something to be a depressed person?

>>69207252
dont understand why people get tattoos in dumb places like the back of their leg

>>69207252
Fascists in "morons" shocker

>>69207266
Stay off /fa/, you mincer.

>>69207252
ah yes, btfo in a private facebook circlejerk

The guide to being a 21st century person.

Be "depressed"
Constantly walk around while checking your phone

That's it

>>69207252
he sure must feel silly now aha

Imagine still beliving in communism, I remember when I was 10 years old too

>>69207252
Socialism doesn't mean being entirely self sufficient and against private enterprise, you mong. Maybe post it on /pol/ and get a few thousand upvotes.

>>69207369
being 10 is a social construct

>>69207369
Communism is inevitable.

Islamic communism