bathroom stall edition
first for grimes
>tfw no cute french gf
im so fucking tired, feel like sleeping forever.
haha, lads
>>69197382
I like this pic it is silly
hehe
How tall are you?
How much do you weigh?
What color are your eyes?
What color is your hair?
cousins have a painting of Jefferson Davis and Robert E Lee in their sitting room
Who's excited for Trump to give the green flag to Israel to do whatever they want?
Thanks Obama. Hope Israel takes over Sinai by the end of his first term.
free Texas
>>69197421
grimes is nasty, felicity is where its at
>>69197436
Please fuck off Uncle Sam
>>69197428
stop sayin lads! aaaaaaaa!
>>69197436
140
5'9
blue
Hair is dark brown, beard is medium brown+red
>>69197453
I hope they take us with them if they ever go
>>69197472
thats commie talk, vladimir
>tfw 19.4 BMI
>>69197446
What are you gonna do about it?
>>69197436
6'0
155
Blue
Blonde
r8
>>69197464
acceptable post
>>69197436
6'2"
185lbs
green
dark brown
>>69197509
Freedom of speech is a thing Captain Commie
>>69197510
You are like a little baby.
>17.1
>>69197436
>How tall are you?
1,84m
>How much do you weigh?
84kg
>What color [sic] are your eyes?
Very dark blue
>What color [sic] is your hair?
Medium brownish on head
Brown, blonde, grey, and red on beard
>What colour are your nipples
Pink and small
I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>go to the pub
>get drunk
>see somebody I had a fight with before
>talking about the previous fight to a third person, within earshot of said fight person
>my so-called "friend" ran out the door with shite dripping out of his trousers crying about me starting another fight
>nothing happened anyway
That is NOT real nigga shit dawg, go fuck yourself
>>69197446
Pretty cool tbqh
>>69197595
i could kick your ass
i could also genocide french speaking people
I took this picture in a YMCA bathroom stall today
>>69197666
No you didn't
>>69197646
>I could also gingivitis French speaking people
Bonne chance
I hate every single one of you
>>69197683
Yes he did
>>69197421
What are Canadian chicanos called?
>>69197666
my YMCA (young mens christian association) is full of arabs
>>69197683
Prove it
>>69197697
No he didn't
>>69197695
*kicks your ass*
>>69197436
/soc/
>How tall are you?
5'7 (1/2 =[ )"
>How much do you weigh?
145 lbs.
>What color are your eyes?
mediocre shade of blue
>What color is your hair?
dark blond
my genes are tainted, 1/4th chink
>>69197666
Why is the gravy on that poutine red?
>>69197719
Yes he did
>>69197422
And in 30 years she will look like the woman behind her
>>69197732
Uhhhhhhhhh.... It's called "catsup" retard
>>69197695
The Orange County that I live in has a better Disney than yours does.
>>69197716
Because I took that picture
>>69197734
No
>>69197732
It's called catsup, popular tomato based condiment here in Canada
>>69197436
6'0
210Ib
Brown
Black
>>69197714
Eskimos
>>69197752
Yes
>>69197695
t. 12 year old
>>69197748
>buying Windows
>>69197751
correct
Disney World >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Disney Land
>>69197777
Well I can't argue with those digits
>>69197757
>here in Canada
No it isn't
Gravy, cheese curds, vinegar, and mayonnaise are popular condiments for fries in Canada.
Catsup is not popular in actual Canada
>>69197436
6'2"
Close to 170, will check
Blue
"Dirty blonde"
>>69197799
Disney World is unironically just a cheap knockoff of Disneyland.
Walt's original is still the best tbqh
>>69197831
Catsup is just as popular as mayo and vinegar here.
Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey
>>69197546
>Succ will never get the praise that kek has
the gf
>>69197890
Hockey is gay
>>69197436
6'7
230 lb
brown
brown
>>69197789
>tfw I got Botnet 10 for free
>>69197890
is this a scene from mighty ducks 2
>>69197906
>>69197802
Hhmmmm
>>69197646
You can't kick my ass chump
I'm gonna get what I want
>>69197666
is that New York Fries (TM)
>>69197910
time to leave rasheed
I made too much sweet potatoes y'all
>>69197890
>laffs
>>69197953
Heh.
Made you think, didn't it?
yea boi!
>>69197883
>here
Where?
>>69197922
you're a big guy
>>69197910
You have to go back
>>69198001
you shall not prevail
>hockey is canada's national past time
>they havent captured a stanley cup in 23 years
>>69197953
I bet he fucks the mom and the sister
>>69197971
>>69198037
I prefer the much more superior, MLS.
>>69198054
>canada
>>69198037
>Hockey is Canada's game
So you guys agree it's not a sport then, good to know.
>>69198054
It's because all of their good players move here
>>69198001
atta boy
>>69198078
>soccer
>""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""
I am the best dancer ITT
>>69198054
Now go back and look at the nationalities on winning team's rosters
>>69198138
Prove it
>>69198054
because a lot of our best players play on US teams. NHL is irrelevant to this however since we literally win every time in the world championships and Olympics when we're actually pitted against actual skillful countries.
>>69198058
ok tyrone
>>69198078
honestly once i watched a game live, chivas usa vs i think it was dc united, and the level is shit, like mexican second division level.
>>69198156
>we dont care
>>69198188
Oh I care about the NHL but it's basically just Canadians vs. Canadians.
Is having a gf actually worth it, /cum/?
>>69198138
https://youtu.be/VgbSRsHetKo?t=8m13s
Show me ya footwork busta
>>69197436
6'1"
200 lbs
Blue
Golden brown/dirty blonde
>>69198211
Being in a relationship is nice
>>69198168
Speaking of Chivas when is the actual Chivas getting relegated?
>>69197436
6"2
198
brown
black
>>69198211
sex is nice.
Canada won gold last Olympics because Sweden's best players were injured.
>>69198091
>this from a country whose only sport is frisbee golf
>Modern lacrosse
Canadian sport based on Amerindian game
>Modern Hockey
Canadian sport based on Euro stick and ice games
>Baseball
First recorded game held in Ontario. Abner Doubleday and Cooperstown BTFO
>Football
Half invented by Canada's McGill Uni (other half was Harvard)
>Basketball
Invented by Canadian James Naismith
>>69198277
We're approaching Korean levels of undeserved credit taking.
>>69198300
Hockey and Basketball literally are ours. I doubt the others though and who cares about lacrosse.
>>69198277
you got to be leafing me
>>69198211
Depends on the girl
>>69198277
>muh ontario game
>catching a ball after one bounce was an out
>5 bases
Nighty night /cum/
>I don't watch hockey
Ok Dejesus jamaraquis tyreekus jose
>>69198002
Canada
>>69198277
Why are you being so defensive?
Is it a sport or a game?
The image suggests you guys consider it to be just a mere game, I was just pointing that out.
finally back from California. I don't really like it there. too hot and it wasn't really that pretty
>>69198344
goodnight comrade
>>69198303
why would anyone do this.
and is actually uncomfortable.
>>69198344
Goodnight
>>69198360
>hot
its in the 50's everywhere, you pussy
Someone tell my ex to leave me alone and stop messaging me.
I regret drunk texting you. I want off this wild ride.
>>69198344
nigga it's fucking early
>>69198360
Welcome back
>>69198211
If you can manage to not get too attached.
Honestly not worth it for me anymore.
t. Serial-long-term-dater and strict NOGF for three years now.
>>69198404
I thought alcohol was haram in he land of mormons
>>69198404
post number and we can all tell her.
>hockey is a white man's game
>>69198404
number
>>69198360
What shithole were you in?
>>69198205
Not really. There's an equal amount of Americans and Canadians on the Penguins.
>hockey is entertaining
>>69198471
rich chigga?
>tfw winter didn't come to Florida this year
And I'm not even talking about "winter" winter. I'm talking about Florida winter. It still feels like what the beginning of fall is normally like here.
>>69198398
>50's
it was in the 60s in San Diego. plus it seems hotter when you're marching
>>69198402
>>69197436
little over 6 foot but less than 6 1
around 180, sometimes little less
blue
brown
is this good?
>>69198411
doesn't feel good to be back
>>69198454
san diego
also what are these dotted lines. what happened to the (you)s. I am mildly upset
>>69198468
Canadians alone account for 51% of NHL players. Besides Crosby and Fleury basically carry that team.
>>69198496
>60F
>hot
heh
>>69198496
am i the only one that doesn't have the (you) problem?
>>69198496
Why?
>>69198468
>implying Crosby doesn't count as 3 men
>>69198448
He's Canadian and is a really generous guy though. But hockey being a white sport is undeniable and that's ok.
>tfw BajaChan really left
2016 is going to take one more person.
I'm betting on Stan Lee, The Queen, or Hillary (alcohol overdose).
>>69198514
this, everything below 68 is cold for me.
>>69198432
For mormons, yee. We only have state owned liquor stores here and they're closed on Sunday.
>>69198453
>>69198444
it's 5.
>>69198524
4chanX automatically adds (You)'s
>>69198524
My (You)s work fine but I am a mobile poster using an app
good night /cum/-chan!!! see u tomorrow!!
>>69198566
wtf i want to fuck cumbaby
>>69198448
>deported to Nashville
BTFO
>>69198554
I'm thinking Keith Richards or Bob Dylan
>>69198566
Goodnight
>>69198554
im so fucking tired of people crying over people dying.
I know i shouldnt be that edgy but it fucking pisses me off so much, none of the people that died were relevant anymore wtf.
>>69198590
Make the Habs White Again
>>69198554
Donald Trump
>>69198554
>The Queen
Delet this
>>69198611
>leonard cohen wasnt relevant
fuck you
>>69198559
>>69198564
ah, i see
my autism is showing
>>69198514
before I was in the snow so it seems a lot hotter
>>69198524
it's just a surprise
>>69198525
/cum/ never feels good but it's where I belong
>>69198554
>The Queen
>Not, Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith/Sa Majesté Elizabeth Deux, par la grâce de Dieu Reine du Royaume-Uni, du Canada et de ses autres royaumes et territoires, Chef du Commonwealth, Défenseur de la Foi
Fuck off and don't forget that it's treason to envisage the death of the Monarch.
>>69198611
Carrie Fisher is the only one that made me a little sad because the original Star Wars is my favorite live action movie.
>hockey being a white sport is undeniable
>>69198554
President Bush Sr.
William Shatner
Prince Philip
Cap this post.
>>69198635
I love Cohen, hell is the only want i actually think was talented (never liked bowie) but he wasn't relevant anymore, he actually kinda never was.
>>69198611
I rate George Michael
>>69198611
This so fucking much. The only celebrity death that really hit me was Robin Williams because it came out of nowhere and I grew up with his movies.
>undeniable
>>69198667
>is the only want
what a brain fart lmao
>>69198674
he died of super aids and you know it.
>>69197382
i just found out that theres literally nothing you can do if you get bit by a rattler except go to the hospital. makes hiking bretty spooky.
>>69198683
Post that Paki/Leb/Iranian player next.
Can I move to Montreal?
>>69198681
His movies were suit tbqh, he was a washed up comedian.
He was goat in Good Will Hunting though.
>>69198667
>never liked bowie
space oddity is a good song though
>>69198660
>>69198683
The point is that the vast majority of players are white. For a major sport in North America that is very rare.
Look at fucking NBA or MLB or NFL. All niggers.
>>69198704
just dont get bit, stoopid
>>69198547
Baja will return to claim her rightful title anon.
>>69198714
>Good Will Hunting
kys my man
>>69198705
>>69198713
Do you speak French?
>>69198721
Heroes is his best song.
>>69198726
but i hike in the woods they could be anywhere. been kinda spooked about bears too. apparently you just die if you see you late. i'm not a very observant guy, m8. i miss ny, nothing could kil me out there as long as i stayed out of the adirondacks
>>69198496
Never been that deep into s*cal.
Never heard much bad about san diego though.
>>69198773
>Montreal
>French
>>69198795
Nice meme
>>69198786
dont be a pussy and antagoinze them, stupid
I live in the boonies and theres mountain lions, sneks, and bears everywhere and Ive never been attacked once
>>69198714
>Good Will Hunting
leave
>>69198398
it was 75 today, cold spell is over in socal.
>>69198566
Night, bebbi.
>>69198599
Those have been "safe" bets for the better part of a decade.
Bored AF. What should i netflix, m8s?
>>69198683
>>69198660
non whites getting triggered this hard. stick to floorsqeek or football where barley literate inner city youths cry every time they take a gust of air.
>>69198714
>He was goat in Good Will Hunting though.
>Not Mrs. Doubtfire
>>69198815
>he doesn't like young Matt Damon
fag
>>69198786
>352 homicides in NYC last year
>nothing could kill me out there
>>69198802
Only slightly a meme.
Still a few days to go on the current year
Who will kek claim next? He's on a warpath right now
>>69198769
>he wasn't even the first Leb player
>he was the fourth
wew
>>69198846
More like a slightly nice meme
>>69198841
>he likes young Matt Damon
Fag
>>69198795
>Montreal
Did you mean Montréal, the majority Francophone city in Québec?
>>69198660
>handful of half-black guys
>small few black guys
>only been the case for about a decade
>>69198865
>he wouldn't spread his cheeks for this
fag
>>69198844
i lived way up north. as long as you stay out of the mountains there is literally nothing that can kill you. theres water mocassins but you never see them and they're pussies.
>>69198826
That episode of Top Gear where the go to The Falklands.
>tfw the license plate was "H982 FKL"
Btfo
>>69198773
Yes
>>69198830
>floorsqeek
the politically correct term is ape hoop
>>69198885
>that chin
"No."
>>69198830
>floorsqeek
Thought it was niggertoss
>>69198885
give him a set of tiddies and i'm game.
>>69198903
never really quite liked top geat tbqhwymcf (to be quite honest with you my canadian friend)
>>69198831
Totally forgot about Doubtfirex that was good too.
>>69198906
Are you white and Catholic?
>>69198830
i would say all sports fans are barley literate. haha ya get it? cuz beer?
>>69198906
Prove it
>>69198655
>treason
Uh huh...
>>69198982
>explaining a pun
K, reddit.
>>69198988
How
>>69198971
Yes
>>69198826
Fuck Netflix and rewatch the Sopranos my white friend
who here /comfy/
>over half a month of break left
>vidya
>don't have shit to do
>>69199000
If only
>>69198971
I'm a latino who can speak French and is as Catholic as your average Montrealais (c'est-a-dire, not that much). i'm currently living in Vancouver. Can I move?
>>69199029
>How
Say some random shit on vocaroo.
>>69198554
It was Debbie Reynolds bud.
>die one day after your daughter
wew
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-38455777
>>69197436
5'11"
210lbs
Dark Brown
Medium Brown
>>69199101
those calves
>>69199069
>break almost over, meaning my asshole roommates will come back
>still burnt out on videogames
>all the good animes are over, most of winter 2017's animes look like shit
>still cold
>still no gf
learning how to play stair way to heaven
gonna be slayin some mad pussy
>>69199126
>>69199085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18yNCnUkLcr
here ya go lil man
>>69199069
literally my only worry right now is if my friends are gonna get upset cuz im not going out tonight.
>>69199150
>tatoo
>>69199069
>3 weeks left of break
>just got a go pro
>been collecting footage of biking around the city
>just need to pick out a good song to mix this all up to
I know
I know I've let you down
>>69199146
nobody cares, believe me.
>>69199167
>>69199146
i can't play guitar cuz it pisses off my dog. then she starts barking and won't stop, and my gf starts yelling the dog which does nothing so she gets mad and yells louder, and then i get annoyed and stop playing. and now every living thing in the house plus our neighbors are furious and/or confused all because i wanted to learn how to play guitaar.
bachelor life isn't so bad guys.
dude... like, what?
>>69199199
Remove dog, problem solved
My brother gave me a $20 steam gift card for Christmas. what should I get?
>>69199199
just play it outside, dork
>>69199217
>t. Ahmed
>>69199235
Furi
>>69199235
if u want a fun local multiplayer game, get helldivers or overcocked.
>>69199186
https://youtu.be/HyMm4rJemtI
>>69199256
>leaf
>>69199235
Deadly Premonition
>>69199235
Just play LoL or DotA u nerd
>>69199217
i dropped 1500 dollars on that little shit because my gf wanted it. i raised it, and trained it. i'm the one that plays with it, walks it, shows it affection and takes it to the vet. i love the dog 10x more than i love my gf. i could easily train her to stop barking if she wouldn't yell whenever it happened. the dog thinks she's barking which just validates her fear. if i remove gf i can teach dog to love guitar.
but i am not an attractive or accomplished man and i like sex. so i jsut don't play guitar.
>MOBA's
>>69199291
Tell your gf to stop being a cunt then
>>69199134
>burnt out on vidya
Play indies I started playing indies instead of AAA trash and my faith in vidya has been restored, just stay away from anything Chinese Room and you'll be fine, its quite easy to gauge which indirsare shit.
>vidya
>>69198505
>Besides Crosby and Fleury basically carry that team.
>Fleury
Fleury is a backup, and he's been garbage for years
>>69199323
nigga, I have at least 45 indie games in my steam library alone, not even counting my pirated/offline games
Why do African Americans make such good music /cum/?
For example
https://youtu.be/vkOJ9uNj9EY
>>69199235
Neptunia VII
>>69199321
then i don't get sex and we fight all day.
>>69199344
>Unlikely-African-Innovation.jpg
THEY WUZ MUSICIANZ
>paying $1,500 for a dog
>>69199344
that's a shit song, you shitcunt
>>69199374
>people pay for pets
wew
I've always gotten mine from relatives/friends
What's the worst that could happen if I steal my parents car to go to the beach with friends?
>>69199374
shes bretty cute.
should hitler have won?
http://www.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5697df5fe4b0b4eb759d876f
>>69198611
Me too. I didn't know these people, so I literally feel nothing about their deaths.
A celebrity/athlete death has never registered a drop of emotion from me
>>69199365
It's not WE WUZ if they actually wuz
>tfw guitar needs new strings but Im too lazy ttoo restring it
>and I dont have new strings
>>69198554
Kanye West.
police brutality against blacks must stop
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1482948902809.webm
>>69199374
i paid 2 thousand dollars for my wheaten terrier puppy
feels good man
>>69199344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L53gjP-TtGE
>>69199397
Literally $50 from a local shelter would match that shit.
>>69199418
pleb
>>69199407
WE WUZ TEACH BY WHITEY N SHIEEET.
>>69199344
You tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gztnxq2lUo8
>>69199417
>paying any amount of money for one of the ugliest dogs ever bred
>>69199374
I know people who have paid almost double that. Puppy breeders must be rich.
>>69199365
Post some Canadian then Nigga
>>69199382
U got shit taste Nigga
Here's another good song by an African American male
https://youtu.be/_JZom_gVfuw
>>69199434
but then she wouldn't be pure bred akc certified show dog. that we don't show. and can't breed... i hate women is what i'm trying to say.
>>69199434
Let's not rub it in.
You're not wrong though.
>>69199452
some people have got more money than sense
what can you do?
>>69199452
pleb. they're the most patrician dog.
>>69199489
thats not a siberian huskie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg
>>69199511
that's a reddit dog.
>>69199511
This desu.
>>69199458
>but then she wouldn't be pure bred akc certified show dog
>>69199524
t. reddit
>>69199524
t. paid 2k for a joss whedon terrier
>>69199524
reddit pls go and stay go
>>69199456
>Post some Canadian then Nigga
Jussin Beebr
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
>>69199458
I understand. It's like women who buy $1,000 Pomeranian, then proceed to spend $300+ a month on "gourmet" little tin cans of food. Absolutely worthless.
>>69199577
Don't forget Drake
>another literal who celebrity dies
>everyone restarts the "fuck 2016 xD" meme
The best dogs are Brittanys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TSrO6i265o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJCYbpzgYEc
>>69199489
>t. Patrick "Patty" O'Seanashenny
>>69199350
too weeby
>>69199284
too scary
>99% of Estonians have blue eyes.
is this true?
>>69199629
>Deadly Premonition
>Scary
>>69199524
completely agreed with you fa m
only tasteless idiots that share buzzfeed videos on facebook and cunts like that breed.
>>69199629
>too weeby
>>69199621
>literal who
debbie reynolds is probably more famous than carrie was lol
you're just a sheltered manchild.
>>69199629
just go to a gift card exchange and use the money for gas or weed
>>69199601
But he's a Jew/African-American hybrid.
>>69199666
literally fucking who
>>69199698
new
>>69199666
she was famous half a century ago.
>>69199677
Yeah but he's still Canadian
https://youtu.be/3t195yz9xCc
>all these pussy worthless dog breeds
>>69199655
>deadly premonition
>not scary
>>69199676
I don't smoke but I like games
>>69199637
Probably exaggerated slightly but yes. Almost all Icelandic people have blue or green eyes also, there are several cunts like that.
>>69199715
Is Shaun of the dead scary to you too?
>>69199715
have you played DP? there is literally nothing scary about it
even the raincoat killer is a pushover
>>69199624
Brittanys are retarded and for shitskins. Samoyeds are the strongest, smarted most beautiful and friendliest breed of dogs.
http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/dogs-101/videos/samoyed/
amazon video blows there isnt anything worth watching on here
>>69198795
last i heard we were genociding the anglos because we don't allow them to have english only signs
you tell me
>>69199746
I haven't seen it
>>69199749
the game description said horror
>>69199796
its horror genre maybe but I gurantee there is nothing scary about it
stop being a baby