What comes to mind when you see this region of the earth?

NZ

Shitposting
Holden utes
Midnight Oil
The Chaser
Lord Of The Rings
Tiny micronations
Vacations
Cannibalism (PNG)

OZ

Oceania

>>69196683
straya and muslim asians
plus a shit ton of islands i can never remember the names of

God of Nations at Thy feet,
In the bonds of love we meet,
Hear our voices, we entreat,
God defend our free land.
Guard Pacific's triple star
From the shafts of strife and war,
Make her praises heard afar,
God defend New Zealand!!!!

Easter?

>>69196683
How the fuck did we become a desert shithole when every fucking region around us is a lush tropical paradise

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>>69196683
extremely rich people, due to isolation from easily accessible worker replacement and devaluement.

>>69196683
Remote racists shithole

>>69196802
once you see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI6nbrynxHk

Kangaroos and other animals
Crocodile Dundee
Mad max
Long flights

>>69196829
GOTTA

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When I think of Australia, I think of "Little Texas"

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>>69196683

dangerous wildlife
Emus overlords
sheep shaggers
kangaroos with boomerangs
slowest internet on the planet
uʍopǝpısdn buıʌıן ǝןdoǝd

>>69196829
that's pretty rude.

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Australia/GDP per capita
67,458.36 USD (2013)

How can non whites complete?
White Australia strongest!!!

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>>69196683

>>69196683
Unpopulated

rightful frontier of japanese empire's

>>69196890
my state is 5 times the size of texas though

>>69196683
Enemies of the Zionist state

>>69196802
due to latitude, water evaporates and goes to the equator where it rains then the dry air comes back down on the australian interior

>>69196802
Antarctica is a desert too

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>>69196890
That makes no sense at all.

We are several times more "texas-like" than fucking Australia. Do you know anything about Australia besides the memes you see on /int/?

>>69196683
banter

>>69196683
Desert
A desert is a barren area of land where little precipitation occurs and consequently living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life. The lack of vegetation exposes the unprotected surface of the ground to the processes of denudation. About one third of the land surface of the world is arid or semi-arid.

>>69197678
yeah especially Alberta

>>69197678
Australia has a cowboy culture similar to western canada

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>>69196683
>kangaroos
>shitposting
>Lord of the Rings
>girls with sexy accents
>900 dollarydoos
>shit-tier asians
>koalas

>>69197678
That only applies to Alberta tho

>>69196683
Those scattered little islands could be gone in a few decades.
Kinda sad.

>>69196683
South american USA and shitty entertainment industry

>>69196802
Punishment for our crimes

>>69197807
No. All of Western Canada has similar "cowboy" culture

I go to plenty of rodeos here in Manitoba

>>69197784
>shit-tier asians
that makes no sense

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>>69196829
thanks japan

>>69196683
You mean other than Scoob? Men scared shitless of birds

Too far away to worry about

>>69196802
we have more "lush tropical paradise" than them though. Also have you ever been to the tropics, it ain't paradise lad.

>>69199497
The distinction makes perfect sense

High-tier Asians
>Japanese
>Koreans (both Best Korea and Occupied Korea)
>Hong Kong
>Taiwanese
>Malaysians
>Mongolians

Shit-tier Asians
>Mainland Chinese
>Indonesians
>Vietnamese
>Cambodians
>Filipinos

>>69200234
that just seems like middle to rich asians and poor as fuck asians.

>>69200234

Shit list m8

OFFICIAL (official) asians power ranking

1. Jackie Chan
2. Japs
3. Polynesians

POWER GAP

9. Bhutanese
10. Mongorians
11. Other Nepalese
12. Singaporks
13. Hongy Kongers
14. Chinese
15. Sri Lankans
16. Filipinos
17. Republic of pretend china-ese
18. Malaysians
19. Melanesians
20. Papua New Guineans

POWER GAP

99. Cambodians
100. Vietnamese
101. Canadians
102. Laotians
103. Thai dickgirls
104. Best Koreans
105. Thai non-dickgirls

POWER GAP

999. Indians
1000. Worst Koreans

>>69200486

8. Ghurkas

Greater Oriental prosperity sphere

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Why doesn't Australia annex everything east of Wallace line?
Australia would become a superpower

>>69200685
only russia and the US can get away with that

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>>69200778
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY CAN'T THERE BE A SUPERPOWER IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

>>69200909
O R D E N E P R O G R E S S O

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>>69200685
>annex PNG
>5 million more abbos

>>69201221
Most New Guineans have never contacted humans before
We could go in and genocide all of them and no one would notice

>>69201104
>brazil
>superpower
Come on, you know very well there are only two superpowers in the world right now

>>69196683
ANZAC

>>69200909
uk could have been one had they kept australia and nz

>>69201290
Australia and New Zealand, the only cultural superpowers

>>69201252
>Most New Guineans have never contacted humans before
>New Zealand education

>>69196683
I always pass through an emu farm when I go to work. Each day, I remember australia exists for a few seconds.

>>69196683
Incredibly high ping

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>>69201333
Kek shall grant us superpower status with those digits

>>69196683
Isolated anglos.

>>69201349
Kek

>>69201335
Well who fucking cares, who's going to go to war after tropical abbos are deleted from existence

>>69196683
Two white cunts surrounded by garbage.

>>69196683
I want to live on a mountainous island there with other white people.

It is so close to the border of the earth that you may fall into the void if you swim too far

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After that thread the other night I'll never stop seeing it.

>>69200685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs

>>69196683
Top cam qts

>>69197678
If you want rugged 'cowboy' frontier culture then Aus has that shit in spades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs_-DKUimeo

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>>69196890
>I think of "Little Texas"
In what regard?

>>69197718
>Australia has a cowboy culture similar to western canada.
No we fucking don't.

>>69201740
>has that shit in spades
Must be the world's smallest spade. Our "bush" culture is mainly bogan trash with stupidly modified utes and the small handful of people who actually live off the land who are more likely to round up livestock with quad bikes and helicopters.

>>69201877
Australia's a big guy

>>69196802
It used to be the land for excommunicated princes and princesses, enchanted with nasty curse.

>>69202179
for you

>>69196683
What's that island with the snow on it? I've never seen it on a map. It looks photoshopped.

>>69196683
The vast nothing between New Zealand and chilean coast is the only good spot on the planet.

>>69202909
South Island of New Zealand

>>69202909
Antartica
its where santa is

they shot Lord of the Rings somewhere in there

>>69196683
aus + nz + others

>>69203214
Where's New Zealand? I looked all over my atlas and I couldn't find it anywhere.

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>>69201934
used to have Jackaroos and shit mate

t. Grandfather was a jackaroo before the war

>>69196802

Blame the abbo's ancestors who liked to set large amounts of bushfires in order to hunt, permanently scarring the land

tokelau because toke lol

>>69203412
>he got cucked by gookmoot

>>69202986

t. Easter Islander on holiday

>>69196683
I get so triggered when people think Oceania is only Australia and believe they're one and the same.
And yes, people would believe Papua New Guinea is part of Indonesia and New Zealand is Australian clay.

>>69196683
Little Britain.

>>69203248
Santa is from the north pole, the Arctic
Also Santa isn't real

>>69203735
I get so triggered when people think America is only USA and believe they're one and the same
:^)

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Pitcairn

>>69200486
>Polynesians
>This is what the Poo Peelander deludes himself into thinking

>>69204239
Is this supposed to be banter?
Because this is actually true. "America" is already accepted to mean the USA. While if you mean both North and South America, it's called the "Americas"

I see Australia as a British version of Texas and New Zealand as a better Canada with California landscapes. I've only been to the Gold Coast and Sydney.

t. Texas

New Zealand should be northeast of Australia, not Southeast

Get me out of this dimension

>>69204511
>Because this is actually true
Tell that to Latin America

Meanwhile no one cares if you refer to Australia as Oceania , if anything I doubt people know what that means. They just think its a bunch of little islands and spoider land

>>69204619
>New Zealand should be more tropical than Australia

u wot m8

>>69204422
If Filipinos are asians then so are Polynesians

Or were you disagreeing with the official power rankings because china wasn't top of the table, zang?

>>69204947
Wrong, Polyshitskins are literal trash and nigger tier. Chinks are not much better, way down the bottom of the list.

barbarian penal colony next to resort island

>>69205119

You have only ever experienced fish out of water, urbanized and expatriate polys, not my fault living right next to the sun and living amongst a heady mixture of bogans and abbos in Australia brings the worst out of them

>>69196683
Kangoroos, maoris, deserts, ocean, first world, chink colonization

>>69205182
You are right, the literal trash of the trash heap come and live over here, however YOU are constantly having to prop up Maoris in New Zealand, giving them Maori only scholarships etc. This alone puts them behind far superior Asians such as Japs and Singaporeans, which are also far less predisposed to crime.

>>69205247
>(some) Maori and shitty urban australian coconuts invalidate all the rest b-because I said so

nah

>>69205347
>No true Scotsmen fallacy
Literally on par with Muslim's denying extremist are true Muslims. You simply view them favourably because you are biased towards them because of the fact that you WANT them to be good, as they are a very large minority in your """country""".

original traditional cultures under european oppression

>>69196683
Based.
Elite.
Muscular.

>>69196683
Fuck why are New Zealanders always so desperate for recognition of NZ?

>>69205413

Pulling stock internet rebuttals out of your ass doesn't change the facts that you are generalizing based on your own limited experience.

>>69205492
I agree, NZ is a pretty chill place

>>69196816
What is this picture? Can someone please elaborate?

>>69205572
>Says the man who literally formed his list from subjective experience

>>69196683
First thought is that I'm kind of surprised Hawaii is on the map. Sometimes they leave it out of Oceania.

>>69196816
>mean wealth always way aboive median
really makes me reee

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>>69196683

>>69196683
EMU'd watermark at the bottom

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>>69196683
>Aus and NZ
Decent region of the Earth because it's mostly inhabited by former European settlers and ruled by "western european style" democracies and laws.

>Indoneseia/Malaysia/Papua New Guinea/etc
Avoid region completely

>Thai/Indochina/Singapore
Good region to visit as a tourist, I guess.


idk much more about it than what popular culture, news and documentaries have to say, so of course I'm talking out of my ass, it's in the antipodes from us, pretty beautiful region for what I've seen though.

>>69203495
I'm referring to the southern stretch where there are no islands whatsoever.

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Did you know....that the abbo population in straya is growing faster than whites?

>>69196816
its only because of the boomers and their realestate """investments""" being worth 800k+ despite being in the middle of no where.
anyone under the age of 35 has literally nothing here too.
mean and median wealth will go down to similar to yours as soon as our housing bubble bursts

>>69213744
t. town rapist

is that the malvina falkans ?

Comfy islands.

>>69196683
scooby dooby doo

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>>69196683
INDIË

anger

fear

confusion