Ask a Texan anything.
>>69196100
Texas hurrah!
>>69196100
Who is that cute girl?
>>69196100
Where is her gun?
>>69196149
:----DDD
>>69196255
Come to Texas and she can be yours
>>69196295
I'm in Seattle for vacation. Is Texas better than Washington?
Ah Texas, where the worst aspects of Southern culture are merged with the diabetic leftovers of Mexican culture.
>>69196100
Am I your little brother, senpai Texas?
>>69196369
Never been to Washington but this time of year it's definitely warmer
>>69196379
Delet this
>>69196379
Nah we got the best parts of diabetic Mexican culture and merged it with the good leftovers of southern culture.
jajajaj chicano
Do you like the Dallas Cowboys or Houston Texans?
>>69196100
CHI
>>69196100
Do you listen to True Capitalist Radio?
Have you met Alex Jones?
Did you ever piss on the Alamo?
are you a queer or a steer?
>>69196978
chica safada
what is the colour of your cowboy hat?
>>69196100
What do you think about Nuevo Laredo? My grandpa is from this mexican state
>>69197015
>"Do you have brain damage?"
Also why would you pee on the alamo? You'd probably get caught unless it was late at night and you'd just be the 60th drunk to do it that day.
>>69197022
He's on 4chan
>>69197015
a different Texan here, you know that the Alamo has restrooms, right?
>>69196925
different Texan here, Cowboys all the way. they are starting to be good also, maybe a superbowl is in our future
>>69197102
different Texan here, I actually don't have a cowboy hat
>>69197285
Yeah but everyone had one when they were a kid.
You ever ride a horse? I've always wanted to and it makes me so mad that I've never been able to. I don't know many people who have but I'm an Austinite so I'm not a "real Texan".
>>69196100
Do you consider yourself to be free? Who did you vote for? Was the Vietnam war legitimate? Thoughts on North Korea? How hot is too hot when it comes to chicken wings? Ranch or Cool Ranch? Which is the worst state in the Union?
>>69197380
I rode a couple horses and went to a couple rodeos as a kid, but only hicks really do it as an adult
>>69197239
Mkay, but Texas or Texas A&M?
>>69197481
hell yes, Hillary(not proudly, I'm republican), not really, loud mouth short kid, when you need to sign a waiver, buttermilk ranch, pick a northern one
>>69197489
i'm transferring to A&M in a couple years for Law soooooo
>>69197578
Mexican detected
>>69197484
DELET THIS
>>69196100
How many fags have you bible slapped this week?
>>69197617
nope, white as fuck
>>69197644
Then back to California you go. We don't need limp wristed fags here
>>69197601
Interesting. Enjoy your stay
How long would it take Texas to be a blue state by mexican influx?
>>69196100
Chile is welcome
>>69197663
first off I shoot 45. ACP regularly and secondly my vote for Hillary is the only democrat vote I have ever caste, I voted Rand in the primaries
>>69196100
Why is California so much better?
>t. Californian
>>69199050
>California is better
That's why you keep coming over in droves
>>69198345
You're not a Texan if you voted for that corrupt corporate whore
>>69199050
enjoy your high cost of living and no water, you guys aren't even the only one's with in n' outs anymore
>>69199109
take it to /pol/
>>69199160
There's in-n-outs in Dallas friend but tbqh it's overrated Whataburger is better.
>>69199194
that's what I was saying, i'm in North Texas and i'm getting one built near me
Why did you steal our flag?