/asean/

Dead thread

am I welcome¿

>>69193394
あばなかかばさなぱあこ

Has anyone tried picking up girls in an anime convention?

>>69198255
There's no such thing as a pickupable girl at an anime convention

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>Be Indonesian
>have a family gathering with all your close family
>eating lunch together
>house get robbed
>all 11 people are forced into the toilet
>locked at left there for hours
>6 people died
Literally the worst way to die,but on the positive side. They died with their closed family
http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2016/12/28/two-peoplewerearrested-in-connection-withthemass-murder-in-pulomas.html

>>69200222
Why is Indonesia so violent?

>>69200222
>not enough oxygen
>none of them even thought of doing photosynthesis

dumb indon

>>69200222
Not that im defending the robbers, but they didnt mean that to happen. They were hoping someone outside will found victims after couple hours. But no one actually come to that house after a day, and they are suffocated inside due to poor air circulation. Toilet exhaust fans didnt work for whatever reason.

>>69200490
>they dindu nuffin

>>69200510
>reading comprehension

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https://www.rt.com/news/372082-duterte-kidnap-suspects-helicopter/

>>69200874
I find it amusing that people reacted negatively when Kris used the presidential chopper but not when Imee used it.

>>69200874
>tossed out of the helicopter
I want this to be our death penalty but the news never said the kidnapper was killed.

>>69198255
>pick up grills in animucon
>get trap
good luck with your boipucci

>>69201023
I was at an anime convention before and there was a bunch of traps cosplaying as Love Live characters. At least it was rather obvious and one even wore an "it's a trap" button.

>>69200874
Fentanyl not even once

>>69200874
I remember hearing about this before, but the details were different (he supposedly threw out a drug-dealer instead of a kidnapper).

I looked it up and found an old Sept. 2015 Rappler article (entry #21) metioning this "urban legend" (now confirmed by him).

I recall a few other stories told by others (e.g. I remember hearing from the news that Trillanes said Duterte told him a story about shooting someone kneeling and the "brains went everywhere". And then there's Matobato's story of how Duterte emptied an Uzi to finish off someone their whole group was already shooting up).

At this point, I'm just waiting for him to confirm those stories as well.

>>69196428
Of course, Vietnam is in Southeast Asia.

What's really funny is that Mocha, Mochafags, and Marcosfags would shit on P-Noy if he did even a simple mistake but would defend Duts and/or Marcos if they made the exact same mistake.

>>69200490
Why couldn't they break the door?

Does Uzbek count as asean?

>>69202398
Imagine 11 peoples cramped into 1.5m x 1.5m small toilet room with heavy and thick door.

>>69202446
No, they're central asian.

>>69202446
Yes, we are just tanned central asians

>>69193394
Filipino architect girls were crazy in bed.

>>69203045
Are you sure she was a girl?

>>69203242
>who is the real girl anyway in this case??

>>69203242
I gotta tell you, sometimes I started thinking what if she is a he, a post op tranny and I'm too drunk to notice anything.

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>>69202650
>be rich indon guy
>make 1.5m x 1.5m toilet to be used only by his maids & drivers, they're not allowed to enter normal sized toilets in the mansion
>wkwkwkwkwk hemat gan
>died in that same toilet

>>69203431
man...... i am laughing af

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I am on the new MRT

>>69203460
Nice, can't wait for the MRT in Shah Alam to be completed

>>69203460
Looks like a good place to brawl.

>>69203460
om telolet om

A group of kids literally just raced each other down the aisle in here

>>69203597
Did you win?

>>69203597
Ask the kids to play cop tiang wih you

>>69203695
One of them is spinning around the pole right now and he just sneezed on it

>>69203597
scream takbir while hugging your backpack

>>69193394
Trump is prez now. Do I move to sweden and convert to islam?

>>69198255
I only stare at boobs. If they're fat brown flips, I make disgust face and throw my jollibee burger at them.

>>69203741
Lick it then make pedofile face.

>>69203460
>promises to gib railway here ages ago
>even Brunei expecting the railway
>Kalimantan already started building their railway
My own railway when, sneaky bastard!?
>tfw never board a train the whole life >tfw cant pretend leaving bf behind with glittering anime tears and the cheesecake music for university in Tokyo.
Why are you treating me like this?
I gave the whole lot more contribution to you and this is what I get for the sacrifice of losing my forests to the noisy palm oil lorries and the gray sea for the oil rigs? I am so disappointed with (You).

>>69204001
Where do you even live?

>>69201378
No. Pay dubs.
>>69200222
Kek.

>>69204001
Sarawak fag? 2bad5u. You not BUMIPUTRI!

>>69203431
>>69203447
4X keks. Thanks, kekfrog.

>>69203431
Cheap fucker probably got what he deserved. His 3rd wife just graduated from high school and a model.
>tfw salty edgy jones

>>69204078
>3rd wife just graduated from high school
whats the age of consent in indonesia

>>69204172
17 years old

>>69204045
We used to have a direct ship route to Singapura from Sibu, but now. Geez

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STOP KILLING US

>>69204338
el alemANO

>>69204338
Lol.

>>69204395
el filipANO

>>69204338
literally paid

>>69204338
>Niggas . Not a single flip
Ayy. Those libtards sure butthurt.

>>69204338
How are Mocha and friends reacting to this?

Also, note how Duts' popularity, while still high, are slowly and steadily going down. At this rate, by 2019 he'll be rather unpopular.

>>69204451
That's because for whatever reason most Filipinos are socially conservative. Also while there are many Filipinos in Germany (and Europe for that matter; I know, I've been there) I don't think they're the rallying kind.

>>69204338
Druggies should be killed tbqhwyf
Giving them second chance, it'll always influencing more people to board the same train

>>69204338
>stop killing people who use drugs
I thought he only kills drug dealers?

It's shameful to see that people exist who don't care at all, or are even proud that, our reputation is going south, all in the name of eliminating drugs. As if that's the biggest problem this country is facing (and not something called poverty or corruption).

>>69204528
What if they can be reformed?

>>69204553
Supposedly yes. Rumors are he only encourages it but in reality the ones doing all the killings are the cops, many of whom have links to the drug trade.

>>69204338
Lmao

I really doubt they cant even find Philippines on the map

>>69204596
>caring about what western think
>drug isnt the root of poverty
>what if my junkie gf can be cured
>rumors

spoken like a true libcuck

>>69204500
dutdut's popularity took a huge hit because of the marcos burial debacle, but i suspect that it is going to degrade at a slower pace from now, assuming things go the way they are.

>>69204338
Good for them

>>69204708
this, we had enough with western shit

at first they spreading so much "muh democracy and globalism"
now they are turning their back into "muh heritage and protectionism"

>>69204596
>what if
Then, that's what you get right here, right now.
To eliminate poverty, one must be productive. To become productive, one must stay focused. Drugs eliminates the focus aspect in the long term and destroy the ability for body to heal itself. Drugs also encourage cartels to become more rich while the addicted fell down deep in the hole of poverty and misery. Sexond chance are non-existance since it will be passed down to generation if the child doesn't get exposure of a better alternative lifestyle. So eliminating the parents and preventing them from breeding is the best way.

>>69204708
>>69204751
quit being so god damn racist

>>69204596
Clearly you are living in a protected bubble
You haven't seen how illegal drugs corelate with poverty

Honestly I don't know if I want Trump to go away considering that if he's out, his replacement (Pence) might be even worse considering his views. It might be better to just endure the four years.

>>69204708
Not that anon but poverty is actually the root of drugs, not the other way round. Can confirm; I am taking up a social science course and that is what I learned and experienced in the field.

>>69204728
I was reading the news and the decline started in September, even before that whole debacle.

>>69204765
What if people turn to drugs because they are too poor/suffer too much to be productive?

>>69204596
>who don't care at all, or are even proud that, our reputation is going south
In my opinion, as long as we do not antagonize other countries by invading crimea or tibet, i think we will be fine.

>What if they can be reformed?
easy to say, hard to do. with our resources, i dont think its possible unless we take huge loans. if we ever do take huge loans, id rather we use it for actual infrastructure instead of trying to reform deadbeats.

although i approve of duterte, i do agree that he should learn to shut the fuck up. our cleanups have already done huge damage to our diplomatic reputation, his mouth just multiplies the damage.

>>69204766
Well, its the truth though.
I had enough of the West pressing their experimental values on the East.

>>69204728
At the very least he'll probably remain popular until at least the midterms in 2019, unless a scandal erupts before then.

>>69204804
If Mocha was more of a positive speaker instead of a basher, and/or is willing to speak out if necessary, then she would actually be a good role model. I actually have more respect for Koko or even Alan than her.

>>69204788
its normal for approval ratings to go down, im talking about the rate. even my duterte fanatic friends were disgusted by the marcos burial.

me, im more disgusted that Pnoy and his mum did jackshit about it. personally, i would have liked the marcoses to be romanov'd when he got ousted kek

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>>69204788
>poverty is actually the root of drugs,
Dutdut should kill poorfag flips then. Top cakes.

>>69204804
I don't know who are worse: Yellowtards, Dutertards, Marcostards, or Aldogs. There must be an overlap between the groups (particularly the latter three).

>>69204849
Why kill the poor when they can be trained to be productive in one way or another? We should help people not make them suffer more.

Also, it's funny how apparently streetpeople are being "put on vacation" again like what happened at APEC, but no one is criticizing it this time. Where are the usual suspects?

>>69204830
>Mocha
i do agree with most of her sentiments but holy her posts are cringey as fuck. i never understood her appeal t.b.h.

>>69204852
as a duterfag, id say marcostards followed by yellowtards. alan isnt even in the radar for me kek

>>69204870
>We should help people not make them suffer more.
>Throw them in jail, get free fud and shelter
>Kill them, save them from more suffering
Yes, it's helping. Don't we put doges to sleep? It's mercy.

>>69204836
Can confirm, two of my uncles are staunch Duterte supporters but even they were disgusted at the whole ordeal. My aunt who's from Davao seemed to be more accepting about it, though.

>me, im more disgusted that Pnoy and his mum did jackshit about it. personally, i would have liked the marcoses to be romanov'd when he got ousted kek
I think Cory didn't do that because: 1. she was anti-death penalty, 2. utang-na-loob (she was still thankful to the Marcoses because they allowed the family to go into exile for Ninoy to have heart treatment, rather than him being executed, which was the original plan). If anyone is to blame, it should be Ramos, who got duped into believing that the Marcoses would agree to his conditions (the Marcoses and Ferdie's body would be allowed to return to the country provided that the body would immediately be buried in Ilocos).

>>69204899
Animal euthanasia (especially if it's due to lack of adequate shelter) is also mostly wrong to be honest.

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>>69204338
kind of sad looking at people who begs to not be killed because he/she used drugs.
if you don't want to be killed, then stop doing it. Stop whining.

> inb4 you can't stop using it
you weak ignorant fuck

Many families has been ruined and many communities got destroyed because of that drug crazed morons.

I'd kill them myself if I got a chance.

>>69204766
>what is saddam
>what is syria

as long as their population can keep their own shit in their own country then it's better not to disturb them

>>69204338
Why are there so many niggs in Germany?

It's like Africa holy sheeet.

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hey thanks to the singaporean anon that recommended me ramly fish burger. taste quite good.

>>69204910
thats a good point, cory was probably trying to take the high ground.

i quite dislike how people got that buttmad about marcos getting buried. they had about 3 presidencies after ramos to get marcos buried in illocos/wherever and they just raise their pitchfoks when the marcoses finally got around to burying marcos in the heroes cemetery.

they had pnoy's entire presidential term to get marcos finally buried

>>69204985
syrian refugees :^)

>>69204985
that's in america, bby

>>69205003
Because the three presidents before Duts didn't actually do it? Erap nearly did it but he got kicked out of office before they could bury Ferdie (the grave was actually from Erap's administration IIRC).

>>69204788
>What if people turn to drugs because they are too poor/suffer too much to be productive?
Isn't this is when they turn to religion? Or does religion of Jesus being commercialize and distorted as well, just like in the West where it supposed to give hope to people and inspire them not to give up? The poor people can change this if lavish lifestyle is not what they being shoved on 24/7 on media. Focusing on self sufficient economy will make them much happier, even just making a few dollars daily. They fall for the meme that drugs eliminates misery but drug is always comes with a price; addiction and dosage immunity. Rather than spending money to cure, build better infrastructure for transporting raw materials and making more profit. I am waiting the day that one of my PM will have his balls to do the same to those cartels and addicts instead of going soft with them.

>>69205052
*was referring to the grave at LNMB. As for the Ilocos burial, Binay was in favor of it but of course he didn't win it. Also, IIRC it was actually brought up many times in previous administrations but the Marcoses refused.

Really weird how that will that was released said that Marcos wished to be buried in the LNMB when Doy Laurel spoke to Ferdie in Hawaii shortly before the latter died and Ferdie said he wished to be buried in Ilocos. Either Ferdie lied to Doy or the will was made before their exile and Ferdie changed his mind by the time of his death.

>>69205003
Pnoy did start the process

He gave macross legitimacy to his military service with hall of heroes and medal of valor fiasco

>>69205052
i just hate how pnoy didnt do a single thing about it. the marcoses deserve this victory not because of their merit but because of pnoy's indifference and incompetence. dont get me wrong, i think marcos was a nigger responsible for the downfall of the philippines but his successors arent that much better either.

>tfw its too late to romanov the marcos family
feels bad

>>69205126
I think I know the solution: simply exhume Marcos' body after Duterte's term ends and dispose of it somewhere else (where and how is up to the next administration).

>>69205126
Ramos and P-Noy were okay but they had grave flaws that diminished their achievements; Ramos with rumors of corruption and P-Noy with bouts of incompetence during times of need.

>>69205105
>>69205126
if it was brought up, i might not remember it. the previous administration had the power to do it forcefully, but chose not to. they probably expected their presidential bet to win

if duterte hadnt run i would have voted for roxas t.b.h

>>69205168
imo Pnoy was at most an average president. hes not terrible though

>>69205198
P-Noy was decent but he could have done better. I voted for Roxas but I knew from the start he would lose considering his poor reputation and lack of public appeal. Come to think of it, if he had won we'd probably be doing fine, but growth would be too-Manila centric like usual and the FOI bill wouldn't have a snowball's chance of passing.

Also, weird how it seems talk about federalism has gone down considerably for the past few months, popping up every now and then but not seemingly being a priority. And to think that was his main campaign promise.

>>69204788
>What if people turn to drugs because they are too poor/suffer too much to be productive?
Its drugs that turn normal people to poor
Then poor people will do crime for drugs

>>69204766

Has this nigger forgotten where he's posting in.

What do ASEANs think of San Miguel Beer?

>>69205336
I think it's haram.

>>69204990
Where do you get it?

>>69205336
Taste like cum

>>69205250
everyone promises a ton of shit, not surprised that federalism is one of the things that has died down seeing as its a HUGE task.

that and the drug war is much more flashy

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>>69204788
>Honestly I don't know if I want Trump to go away considering that if he's out, his replacement (Pence) might be even worse considering his views. It might be better to just endure the four years.

why should a non-american like you worry about that? Gays should be electrocuted.

>>69205485
Giant Plaza Shah Alam. It's hard to find desu.

>>69205298
that the cycle that why they do drugs because they are poor
we are not always born into a ""normal"" status in life

>>69205052
>>69205003
Why don't they hang his corpse up high until it all rots away? Treasonou basterdz should deserve that. Are you marcosfag?

>>69205336
I drink only whisky, 'cause supreme gentry.

>>69205126
If will be seen as being biased and abuse of power if the aquinos actually did this they had to rely on proxy in that admin it was the binays
>but his successors arent that much better either.
they come in a huge debt disadvantage they did what they can do to restore the damage first

>>69205336
I drink only whisky, 'cause supreme gentry.
>>69205659
I'm singapoor and lived around drug addicts. I'm not an addict. I like anime though, does that count?

>>69205694
I'm ashamed to say I was at the very least a bit of a Marcos apologist when I was in high school. I was thinking at the time "he was bad but he at least did some stuff". At least I saw the light when I got to college.

>>69205107
that was already given to marcos during when he was a senator

"the hall of heroes" has nothing to do with the libingan ng mga bayani

wtf do people think this way?

>>69205003
because duterte allowed them to do it

isn't more fishy that it happened this way after all the president that came before

>>69205592
I like amos yee and he's massive faggot.... who's seeking asylum in amerika

>>69204972
the problem is the casualty and misleads

no court not trial

remember that pro dutdut rappers father who was killed and it was during a pro dutdut rally oh the irony

>>69204870
cause poor people tend to be the druggies

>>69205793
Any more amos in production o'er there?

>>69205734
good for you then
not everyone is like you unfortunately

>>69205198
if the president wants him to be buried on Rizal park he can actually do it as long as its public space

this is all on him

https://www.byline.com/column/23/article/1435

I dont think his mom is making more babies. If you mean cookies, they're stll fugging expensive.

hehehe

>>69205967
meant for >>69205848

>>69205659
How do poor people afford drugs? By staying more poorer

Meanwhile it adds more middle income people to the cycle if illegal drugs exists

>>69205801
No mercy. Based Punisher.

>>69205801
>remember that pro dutdut rappers father who was killed and it was during a pro dutdut rally oh the irony
Who and when? The only rapper I can think of who supports him is Gloc-9.

>>69206000
they make them who knows

how can a slum lord pay for its electricity bill?

>>69206038
the one jimmy bondoc was going apeshit wih

>>69205967
Well, I meant the former. That's sound impossible there's no more amos yee apprentice.

>tfw saw Bruneian fellows buy amos like it was a 5sen sweets

>>69205107
The Medal of Valor was awarded to Marcos when he was a Senator back in the 60s.

You have a 6 month window in which to contest the validity of the honor. It was not, and the Medal's awarding stood pat.

The AFP Hall of Heroes is a list of everyone who's ever received the Medal of Valor. It's a literal truth that Marcos was awarded it. The AFP can't not include him in the list, barring a posthumous and exceptional challenge to the medal's merit.

To put it another way, Aquino allowing Marcos's inclusion into the AFP Hall of Heroes because he was awarded the Medal isn't analogous to allowing him to be buried in the LNMB since Marcos already had the medal.

It'd be more like if Marcos was already buried in the LNMB, and we're quibbling over whether Aquino should have allowed an obituary to be run in the papers.

Further, the Aquino Administration explicitly stated that they were against the burial of Marcos in the LNMB, as proof of their intent and feeling towards the former dictator.

>>69205126
According to Lagman, there have been attempts of blocking them in the past, but were always blocked. Seeing how there are many politicians particlary in the congress salivating over the return of the Marcoses, in hindsight , this isn't unexpected nor surprising.

Peeing in your car wheels makes wheel lifespan longer

>>69206084
Amos Yee was sort of a "student" of Jack Neo. But Jack Neo is basically pro-PAP loyalist shill.Jack Neo probably doesn't regard Amos Yee as human now.

No one is like Amos unforturnately. Not kids his age anyway.

ayyy m8 gus wat??

>>69200874
Waiting for the official statement of Andanar , Yasay and Etc.

I'm sure the press will be like , "the helicopter was not flying when He Threw A Man Out Of A Helicopter"

>>69207019
In terms of insulting the gahmen, Doctor Chee(not Bye) is similar, in terms of mocking religion, Alfian Saat the poet does that for islam but he never dared insult le PAP.

Not sure if those guys have any trainees...

>>69207047
Benis? Joko got kill? You stopped burning orang utans?

>>69207091
>Not crash it with no survivors
Disappoint, senpai

>>69207124
I AM A GURL

ching chang long xai yang wong shi lai pa

>>69207582
u making fun of me is it cibai

>>69207721
lu talking to me is it?

>>69207721
Taipien chu lancau cibai

>>69207091
>>69200874
>>69200940
>>69200971
>>69201317
>>69201158
>literally stealing a scene from Scarface
Duterte can't tell reality from fiction anymore? Or does he feel like a cartel leader from Scarface?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqphlLgOlEM

>>69207270
Post pussy

>>69205336
Okay if I don't want to get drunk. I usually drink Spanish Cava wine or just drink Jack Daniels or Vodka

>>69207928
I'm a boy. No cheeby pls.

>>69208152
lewd......... no!

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>tfw poor

>>69208195
Well at least you have a gf

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>>69208332
>he thinks I have a girlfriend

>>69208332
that was his mother's cooking

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>>69204788
>>69205298
If you look up Chicago School you'll find some great works regarding poor socio-economic conditions as a source for crime and drugs. They went full native using ethnographic method and actually lived as hobos and lived with drug addicts. They also proved that crime isn't biological using the Concentric zone model, where they found that the closer you are to the poor city centre the more crime there is, even when the population keeps changing, the farther away you are the more affluent the place gets (pic related).

>>69208489
Nice. Then all dutdut has to do is load up the poors on helicopters and throw them onto richfags! Brilliant!

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Is Grimgar of fantasy and ash good? I was hoping for some Goblin slayer rape due to them being naive warriors and all

>>69208754
Nope. Boring as shit. The only good thing is the background art which is beautiful. The series is more like a school drama set in fantasy land. With gore and death of course.

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Is this your dad's favourite foreign band?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4RjJKxsamQ

>>69204596

Duterte never killed any big drug lords yet. He probably won't, too pussy to do that. He's just going to keep killing low level druggie because at least that makes it look like he's doing something.

>>69208965
actually there is a list of most wanted drug lords dead

crappler listed around 6

>>69208965
Only the Chinese ones maybe

>>69200251
them chinks keep stealing our jerbs so some of us use the fast way to get money

>>69208754

Watch 3 episodes and see for yourself.

>>69209181

I'm thinking we're being jewed hard by Chinese.

>>69208168
Show that little lancibau la~

Can someone here buy me a Macbook pro?

>>69209515
Buy a thinkpad.
t. totally not /g/

>>69209515
give me your address

Have you ever buy drugs before?

>>69209580
yes
antibiotics for my tulo

>>69209580
Medicines
Yes

>>69209515
What for? Buy Xiaomi laptop

>>69209580
i smell markerpen

>>69209759
penpineappleapplepen

>>69209759
good taste

>>69209580
Yes for my stds

>>69205553
Next year will be the Federalism shill tirade
He already pushed it during his comfort speech in bicol after the the storm

Get ready for tons of imperial manila memes

>>69209759
This

>>69208951
the Carpenters

The whole (You) controversy just made me realise how many people still use shitty vanilla 4chan.

>>69209938
enjoy your shitty 4chanx botnet made by the fbi
when you download your first loli hentai dont forget to bring lube into jail

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>>69210013
Thanks, I will.

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>get asked to give relief goods in front of media
>rejects because he thinks politicians giving relief good is rotten and attention seeking
>tells the media about it and his humbleness
Presidente ng masa talaga lol

>>69210013
Singapoor polis arrests me for any kind of porn? Why would I want loli if I'm going to jail anyway? They would even put porn on my PC for saying LEE KUAN (YOU) fucks goats.

>>69209515
I can gibe you muh 2004 netbook if you pay shipping and customs tax.

>>69208754
It is this >>69208909
It's worse than Kyoanus.

>>69210029
no need to bring lube,I will spit on your lovely dick for you

>>69210013
but vanilla 4chan is closed source
4chan x js is opensource

>>69210287
but im a girl who prefers anal

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>>69204889
Sentiments of only blaming yellows
Top kek
>>69205003
It was dutdut who allowed the burial tho
This issue isn't really a about Aquino vs Marcos as shill would like you to belive
The degrading burial was such a spit in the peoples face after want happened during his dictatorship

It really show the innate tribalism outlook dutert has he know it doesn't affect his precious davao

>>69210013
M8, please. I fucking download a fucking cp in fucking campus line and nothing happened.

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>>69210782
Not yet, we're letting you lurk until we can confirm that you don't have other paedo friends.

>>69210782
Sick fuck

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Siobhan Thompson<3

>>69210729
even better

Do Flips consider Bruno Mars to be Filipino?

>>69211856
everyone with flip blood is automatically flip

jus sanguinis

>>69211856
Anyone who's gaining popularity with at least 0.000001% filipino blood is automatically recognized here.

2024 ahok become president, what will you do indon?

>Messi of Indonesia
Really make you think

>>69212355
indo-chinese alliance superpower

Who the fuck farted?

>>69212547
ako po

I keep forgetting we had the Olympics this year... everything was so blur

>>69204788
Of course, it's fucking Mami Kawada Lover brought his cancer in /asean/.

>>69203431
well...

>>69212547
saya tidak kentut

>>69212415
pff

>>69212790
he is janny
be careful he might ban you

>>69212355
Indo become vassal of chink, surely

What does sucking yuor own dick feel like?

>>69212980
Yeah and he's corrupt as fuck, always abusing his power.

>>69213031
i dont know im a girl

>>69213031
I once broke my back for trying to suck my own dick, it hurts as hell. When my parents ask how, i just said i fell off the stairs.

>>69213203
wew

>>69213031
like skin,try sucking on your finger

>>69209580
sering gan beli procold

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>>69212291

>>69213031
Sucking your skin and a bit salty.
>tfw cum in your own mouth
Lean your butt against the wall upside down, slowly bend your butt towards your face. If your cock is long enough, you should able to suck it, if not, well, you'll be like >>69213203
>tfw flexible body and long cock

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>>69213626
>long cock
tell me more

>>69213819
Putang ina bakla mo

>>69214051
not my fault you guys got me hooked on cocks

have you acknowledged yourselves to be worthless pieces of shit?

Already 20 years old, now that can't be right. Why do I feel like I've already lived half my life?

>>69214185
may bayag ka putangina bitayin kita ng patiwarik ngayon jan ee
magpakalalake ka

>>69214251
t. David John E. Pendejito

>>69214193
Nope. Because I'm not a pinoy.

That fact makes me feel better everyday tbqhwyl.

Has anyone been watching the MMFF films? So far I've seen Die Beautiful, Babaeng sa Sceptic Tank 2 and Seklusyon. Seklusyon is so fucking overrated but the others are pretty damn good.

>>69213626
You must be a gymnast

2017 is the year i got a chink gf

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>philippines
>30 tiny islands
>400 million people

>>69214894
I'm not a gymnast, I just love the gymnast's exercise drills to tone up my body so I won't end up looking like some muscle freak monster or a fat couch

>>69214802
i watch a lot of milf porn

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HAPPY RIZAL DAY

>>69216651
I'm not happy sa katotohanan lang po

>>69215288
el finlandANO

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>>69216798
>living in the philippines
>being happy

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>>69217042
>i suffer in land of tropical beaches, coconut trees, 30 islands and 400 million people

>>69204596

And even more shameful is that we already accepted Chinese """""patrol""""" inside our territory as part of our daily lives and common sense.

>>69214802
speaking of flip films, Lav Diaz can go suck a cock give me my 10 hours back whore!

it's 1am and i'm drifting in the sea of time

>>69214802
There's one indie film I want to see its not part of the MMFF but part of cinema one
Its called Forbidden Memory its suppose to show hat happen to the Muslims in ARMM in particular during the Marcos dictatorship and why they don't talk about it that much

>>69218670
What*

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Bought a ton of snacks from 99 speedmart and eating them while chuckling at how mediocre I am

>>69219119
I wish I could walk to 9-11 right now, pretty hungry
but i'm afraid of getting raped by indians/malays/niggers/illegal immigrants

>>69215670
You look like a girl?

>>69219252
Kinda sad I can't protect a cute girl like you

>>69219252
this is you

http://m.my.locanto.asia/georgetown/ID_1106731470/Pondan-hisap.html

ligaya

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>>69219252
In my case I would just go, I don't think much about safety, mainly because I don't feel like I have anything to live for.

There's a mamak across from the neighborhood I live in, I go there in the middle of the night occasionally when there's nothing decent at home, have a roti and a couple hot Milos

>>69219575
wtf

>>69219575
What the fuck is this

What do you actually think of Duerte he seems fucking based

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>>69215120
Why do you want a chink gf?

>>69220827

So based we turned into a non-country.

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"The Drown God wants his enemies drowned, the Lord of Light wants them burned. Why are the Gods such vicious cunts? Where's the Gods of tits and wine?

-Syrian Lannister

testing

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO POST ON 4CHAN GODDAMMIT

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>>69225732
We got gooks running it now, Jew magic is gone I always keep clicking on ads now

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AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE CAN'T POST BY USING 4CHAN-X ?

test...

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>>69193394

Why does no one in /asean/ use reddit flags? Almost all the other generals have at least a few users, some have many, but I've only seen a handful of posters from SE Asia with regionals in all my time on 4chan. All the negeri and wilaya of Malaysia have been added, all the lalawigan of the Philippines, yet no one uses them.

hmm

Link for the curious:

https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan

Aside from that, what do you all think about Doot Doot's speech about the Catholic Church and wanting to start the Iglesia ni Duterte?

>Be careful about religion, it is about gold. It is about gold. They have not done anything. Where is their God and their grace?... Body of Christ sa inyong igit... Catholic is a sordid religion... Is there a God who is evil who makes hell?... Basbas basbas kayo diyan. Eh, galing lang naman yang tubig niyo sa Davao City Water District.

It's my understanding that the Phillippines is a deeply Catholic country, how are people taking this?

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>>69205592

Didn't notice you before, I stand corrected

one /asean/ reddit flag

>>69230176
Why is it called reddit flag?

>>69234647

just a nickname people gave the script flags, as a joke

>>69230176
so this poster is >>69205592 is staying at sarawak ?
or is it just a randomly generated location ?

>>69235352
His ip says Sarawak but we all know what Malaysian ips are like.

>>69235352
>>69235444

You set the extra flags manually, so this poster is choosing to display the flag of Sarawak for others with the extension installed to see

It's not random, but it isn't based on IP either

You need a Malaysian IP to be able todisplay more Malaysian flags (like Sarawak) but which ones are up to you, it's a voluntary thing

anyone else with the extension installed can see them

>>69235611
Wow, that sucks.

>>69234647
because the only purpose installing that shit is for attention whoring

>>69215288
It 7107 islands during low tide

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>>69235611
oh i can see it now

Sorry, im using my phone to shitpost in my bed instead of the dusty desktop.

>>69229972
>Philippines is a deeply Catholic country, how are people taking this?
We don't care because it's true. We got colonized by Spain for 300 years bringing Christianity along with them. So it's deeply rooted in history. Most christian devotees are poor. To make it more interesting, most of our population are in poverty.

>>69236074
Then clean your desktop.

You just need 1/2" brush and a 1" brush, some screw drivers, thermal paste, and a rag. I did.

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>>69229972
Im not a fan of any kind of churhc or religionbut

You have to know dutdut has been endorses by alot of cult like american tier baptist protestant churches
including the marcoses top kek

same cults that scam people for their money that's why the pastors are rich

also he is in extremely butthurt mode for the catholic church

for not endorsing him and that they are very vocal of dutdut bullshit

>>69236011

yep

>>69235776

no one who doesn't have it installed can see any of it so I don't see how it's attention whoring

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>>69236560
>>69229972
Also the INC cult the one that requires you to pay them for memebership which are known to be the notorious paid organized online SJW tier warriors that defend his bullshit on the internet


I have yet to see him attack them

>>69236251

it is a colonial remnant but I heard the majority of the country is very attached to Catholicism, maybe this isn't true

>>69236560
>>69236668

>Appointed Son of God

woah

but will these cult churches be ok with him founding his own church that criticizes religion?

the criticism of organized religion as a whole should make them angry too, right?

he was specifically criticizing religion as a money-making scam in his speech

>>69236763
>maybe this isn't true
how I wish

>criticizes religion?
hes not criticizing religion hes just criticizing the catholic church
if he were then he would go after these cults as well but know he owes them money

which i said because of extreme butt hurt over them being very vocal with his bullshit

>>69236763
he likes he muslims tho
if anything

>>69237027

well he doesn't attack the cults by name, but some of the stuff he said was pretty general

>Be careful about religion, it is about gold. It is about gold.

this sounds to me like a criticism all organized religion, not just the Catholics

>>69237253

that makes sense, he did specifically say that he believes in Allah in the speech

if he pissed the muslims off bad enough he'd have to deal with increased attacks in the south

>>69237845
a caliphate would be established down south if things would go all according to misuari's plan

>>69237923
Abolishing the caliph position was a mistake.

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>>69237923
Not under his watch.

>>69237845
>this sounds to me like a criticism all organized religion, not just the Catholics
>for god and gold
that specifically sound catholic for me

this is not he first time tho
http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/06/27/1597277/duterte-makes-fun-catholic-churchs-practices

he hates them for not endorsing it


>if he pissed the muslims off bad enough he'd have to deal with increased attacks in the south

so much for being based
so all catholics need to do is terrorism to gain respect for him?

>>69237988
hes against ISIS but not against our own caliphate

we have isis tier groups here since the 80's

>>69238151
>malaysia has been our neighbor since
ftfy

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>Iglesia ni Duterte

Looks like a tough rival is coming

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>>69238151
well then why are you not funding the catholic state to counter them?

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>>69237988

the funny part is that the islamic state (franchise) is already in the philippines, and duterte is already violating human rights

>>69236668
he's not attacking the INC cause he knows they will Scientology tier retaliate
remember that rally

I don't like the church but the alternative that's rising is like a more stronger poison

>>69238277
everyone here is druggie and a ISIS member now kek

>>69238277
there's nothing that confirms that though. they only pledged allegiance but afaik they aren't recognized yet by the IS. It's more like a "notice me senpai" statement 2bhwylfs

>>69229972
it sounds like he want his own cabal

we south korea now

>>69238233
its probably the same thing

>>69204338
Germany = cuck nation

>>69229972
>Be careful about religion, it is about gold. It is about gold. They have not done anything. Where is their God and their grace?... Body of Christ sa inyong igit... Catholic is a sordid religion... Is there a God who is evil who makes hell?... Basbas basbas kayo diyan. Eh, galing lang naman yang tubig niyo sa Davao City Water District.
Madlad

Am woke

just finished wanking to blacked porn

P

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alusog ang titi ko

>>69240100
mas malusog titi ko
titi mo supot at maliit

S

http://cnnphilippines.com/lifestyle/2016/03/29/Amalayer-Paula-Jamie-Salvosa.html

I've always wondered what happened to her

>>69241111

apat na titi, mahusay ka iho

>>69241198
>she pulls muh god card
she must be desperate for cock

>>69241552
>>69241552
>>69241552

New thread