Lemmy edition
/polska/
>An investigation has been launched after undercover filming at a dairy farm showed cows and calves being punched and kicked.
shan't be viewing the video that accompanies this news story
*stares at you*
one day...
have a weird spot on my left buttock
hurts a bit when im sitting
>see mong with bad posture and glass back
>they say its from slouching in their chair all the time
>have perfect posture
>slouched in my chair for years
Literally never sit up straight.
motorhead was shit
Getting a watch with a silent alarm on was probably the best thing I've ever done.
dormer 2bh lads
does anyone here like...
*checks the handbook*
"banter"?
charli 2bh lads
where can i submit articles in hopes of being published in /brit/ monthly?
is there an e-mail we can send content to?
Please post the gimmick of the year poll
Might do a 14 day free trial of Final Fantasy XIV lads
state
nned a gff
re: >>69190880
http://www.strawpoll.me/11806214
not sure if modern comedians are shite or I've turned into a miserable cunt
bit concerned that france is trying to steal Quebec from us.
>christmas is over
>>69190815
the unpaid one lurks among us
>>69190861
toppest of top slags 2bh
Asuka desu lads.
>>69190836
shit taste
https://youtu.be/wsFxckKkbqk
when i was at my parents during christmas i took a shower and started talking to myself a bit and my mum knocked on the door and asked me who i was talking to
felt very ashamed and under pressure
>>69190907
>literally a third of them are mine
Just done watching that new episode of Give My Head Peace. Pretty funny desu. Even spent 10 minutes making fun of pakis for being terrorists and dressing like ninjas.
>>69190858
sure do
started browsing the chon in 2008
really wish I got to experience pre 2007 4chan
>>69190943
jaaaaney mac
lads serious question
how do i get into contact with 50+ females?
need an older gf who can buy me nice things
>>69190827
probably ass cancer
>>69190955
I reiterate: motorhead is SHIT
>>69190216
hell be fine
Don't like watching the news because anywhere the reporters go, Britian looks like a depressing decaying shithole
>>69190998
came here in 07
hated all you runts that came in when the chon got mainstream
Decided not to bother with trying to get married and have kids, I'll just float through life instead
>>69191034
07 is when it went mainstream
>>69191034
i didn't come here for any mainstream reason desu I just stumbled across it, but I get it
>>69190870
Reply to me now I'm making December
>>69190907
Cheers
>>69191023
>i was there
fucking meme magic
>>69191049
very mature attitude, well done you
>>69191003
Just go somewhere that has 50 or more females and talk to them lad. It's not hard to find 50 women lad.
Been here since 2012, glad I didn't come here earlier I might have ended up even more autistic.
proper hate it when they interview a scouser on the news
I genuinely feel like they go out of their way to find the biggest plebs they can just to reinforce the negative sterotypes
>>69191068
literally everyone who browses /mu/ replied mate, I think it's the most replied post ever, but /pol/ probably broke that record with their idiotic frog god meme
spent £100 on coke
that's a lot of bottles
>the tripcunt is a newfag
who would've knew
M A N N Y
A
N
N
Y
Huge amount of mongs queueing up for an £8.95 cheeseburger at the new Five Guys in MK lads.
Fucking stupid desu how can people afford to pay over a tenner for fast food.
>>69191105
I always thought 4chan truly went downhill from 2012 onwards desu, i don't have the ancientfag perspective though
>>69191120
everything on the telly is just about getting more views, course they interview mongs
tfw no 14 yo slag gf
I remember the day I walked into your life
>>69191172
yeah but it's ~cool~ and !hip! and American!
>>69191172
the one up the city or the one in kingston?
Is there anything to do in Brighton? Haven't been since I was a kid so can't remember much of it but looking back all I can remember is a bit of a shit shopping mall and the pier
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482365499631.webm
>what you gunna do meat boi
how can biomatter """men""" even compete?
>>69191176
I remember starting to come on, and it got considerably worse until around 2014 when the Fappening, GG and all the shit we have nowadays started happening.
Not sure if it prolonged the life of this place or ruined it completely.
I fly like paper
get high like planes
how hard is it to get sniff or mandy in london on new years eve
do drug dealers take that holiday off too?
>>69191200
i remember the day i walked on your bollocks
>>69191176
it was different back then but idk if it was "better"
alot of the shit that was commonplace then would be considered cringe today, but thats just the evolution of culture like anything else
/int/ was like sci-tier slow and shit before they added flags, then it got much better
>>69191229
paki
SWIM just bought benzos from the darknet
>>69191221
>>69191218
How much do you like pubs and bars senpai?
>>69191212
There's one in Kingston now? Fucking hell.
The one in the city near the singing frog clock, used to be a coffee shop. There's another one in Xscape.
Why the fuck does there need to be three of the fucking places in Milton Keynes?
>>69191218
>going anywhere NEAR the south coast
>>69191194
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>>69191101
>It's not hard to find 50 women lad
of course not
but its hard to get them sexually attracted to you
>>69191242
call them early or the day before
I'm 75% normie and I have no plans for NYE
Maybe I'm more like 68% after all
>>69191281
this gimmick sucks
>>69191172
not that expensive tbqh
>>69191221
I for one welcome our new robot overlords
>>69191258
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>>69191273
dunno, wanna meet up and compare willies?
might cop
Have lost all interest in /brit/ since i went back to college 2bh lads, it's just not fun anymore
>>69191218
The lains are pretty nice desu
>>69191358
thought that was illegal nowadays
>>69191388
>>69191388
>still being in college
anyone else watching live at the apollo? this bloke might just be the wost "comedian" I've even seen
>>69191404
don't give him two dotted lines
the crows/pigeons etc you see flying around towns and cities must be absolutely riddled with diabetes considering they probably eat literally nothing but fucking discarded bread
>>69191306
>'That'll be 16 quid please mate'
So far I have (You) removal and gimmick of the year, need some other suggestions please
>hate normiebook
>don't use it much but join a group about metal help thinking it could help me relate
>full of 16-21 year old 'unique' looking cunts and fuckboys
>alll the girls have 1000+ friends and 100s of like son their frequently updated pictures
>crying about how they dont think their boyfriend love them or some equally stupid shit
Is this how we sound? I've had crippling anxiety all my life and its making me sick we're grouped with these attention seeking cunts.
theresa GAY hahaha
>>69191339
Not really.
Are you lad that start acting really autistic when I asked if you want to meet up in MK?
Glad 4chanX still has the old (You) system 2bh.
Ir*sh """""people""""" stink
>>69191429
tastes good though
Is karen, dare I say it...
/ourgirl/?
>>69191458
fantastic post ngl
Want to see what Bristol is like but scared of getting shanked by Somali gangs.
What's there to do in Bristol?
>>69191429
bargain imo
>>69191454
hmm no last time I spoke to someone from MK I suggested a meetup and then they stopped replying
>>69191388
Really miss being in uni. Never realised I was an extrovert until I got there.
meet up in the barbican prêt à manger lads?
>>69191477
It better for 8 quid a burger.
Where does the money go? You don't even have waiters.
>>69191494
Where would we meet up?
5 guys is stupidly expensive and EXTREMELY mediocre
never going there ever again
Can i have (you) lads?
I'm moving to Brentford
is there anything I should look out for?
>>69191526
my place
>>69191549
dreadful list
>>69191554
kurupt fm
>>69191487
I've heard the Somali gangs are lovely this time of year
Went to Five Guys once in Newcastle.
Possibly the worst decision ever made after going out.
>>69191526
what endz you from? I'm MK14
>>69191540
This 2bh it's not even worth meme status
People who hype it up are just babies who think it competes with In n Out and Smash Burger
>>69191550
PLS RESPOND
>>69191540
take yourself and your opinions to the compost heap, LEAF
>>69191601
MK14 too...
cracking open a few bevvies, anyone want one?
>>69191601
In a village near it desu, MK17.
It's not exactly a giant town though m8 doesn't fucking matter
>>69191603
we dont have in n out or smash burger
Any of you lads want to play some dawn of war or company of heroes?
>>69191549
where the fuck is ice cube? krs one? mobb deep? there is so many more that should be on there
shit list
>>69191652
autistic games for autistic people
>>69191638
Better not be a fucking Tetleys.
>>69191669
coors light
got a taste for them since the local started tapping them
>>69191669
Sorry mate, it's a Tetleys
I don't reply to Ir*sh posts lol
>>69191697
FOY+kys
>>69191642
MK17 aye, my aunt lives their.
and yeah it's not that big I suppose
>>69191540
theyre in a higher tier than fast food burgers but not as good as restaurant burgers
>>69191710
foy
>>69191697
Coors is very average.
Won a Coors cup by pot luck in Loughborough once though.
>>69191699
We'll be having words son.
>>69191712
nicest larger around 2bh
what's a good prebuilt pc to buy lads, don't want to build it because i'm not a fucking virgin
>>69191732
Where would we meet up then.
>>69191642
I don't know how meetups work
don't want to show up at xscape with just my dick in my hands
>>69191697
yank queermo
women are basically niggers
>have never invented anything worth shit
>blame men for all their problems
>attracted to shiny objects
>>69191756
>prebuilt
>>69191756
Use a website that let's you customise the parts but builds it for you then, like cyberpowerpc. We all know you're afraid to build one, but we won't hold it against you.
>>69191697
good lad
coors light unironically tastes like water when its chilled
>>69191756
http://www.brandsmartusa.com/
this is where the pros buy their pcs
>>69191765
town centre?
weed plant is starting to stink
>>69191756
the fuck is wrong with you. building one is as easy as assembling electronic legos, literally.
>>69191831
yeah okay then but how do I know you'd turn up?
>no more (you)'s
Gookmoot has ruined 4chan
>>69191860
belter of a post
>>69191793
Pretty sure they all just have some form of severe autism tbн
>>69191833
that means it has rot and needs more nutrients
sprinkle some marijuana edibles in its dirt, protip: the plants seem to love weed gummy bears
>>69191756
its handy to put it together yourself you sperg
>>69191860
Absolute calle of a post
the janny won't like that one
>>69191756
this bad boy
>>69191172
>Five Guys
robbing cunts bk is much better at half the price
>>69191601
i live in bedford im on the way
>>69191768
>say meet at a shop or café at a certain time
>hope people turn up
>try not to be autistic
Fuck all in Xscape desu, would be better off in the shopping centre
>>69191816
in what way is that a good thing
>>69191895
>bedford
>>69191877
it's a weed smell you dolt
>>69191896
fine then.
when do you want to meet?
>>69191891
>area-51 gaming desktop
holy shit did they actually find this in area-51??????? wonder what kind of crazy alien games it can play
>>69191891
*forgets everything i know*
*can't buy alienware pc because i do not understand the concept of money or ownership or electronics*
yeah nice one alienware
>>69191903
you down them like nothing and get dickered
Is drunkposting ever a good idea?
>>69191896
by the way, there's someone else pretending to be me replying to you lel
>>69191756
ah yes, an anti-intellectual retard who wants to be ripped off
>>69191945
always
Would smash any of you fucking runts teeth in in WoW, meet me in the battleground
Imagine working for Alienware's marketing department.
Knowing you're selling overpriced shit, and giving it stupid names so 12 year olds and cunts will eat it up.
Must be fucking top notch.
is soberposting ever a good idea?
this black one from currys looks good lads, might get it
http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/desktop-pcs/desktop-pcs/dell-inspiron-22-3000-21-5-all-in-one-pc-10147063-pdt.html
it's all in one too
dunno how people can even get immersed in vidya anymore. how do they reconcile their need to play games with their need to keep telling facebook/twitter every 30 seconds that they're playing them??
>>69191896
they needed a more interactive activity than getting food at a cafe
and the social lubricant of drugs/alcohol helps too. if they all got fucked up and played a few games of ski-ball it would have been more successful 2bh
>>69191172
5 Guys is overpriced and mediocre
Their burgers taste the same as a burger from Rallys/Checkers
Only schmucks fall for the meme
my brother is a fucking idiot
who uses tablets anymore? the runt just bought one
>>69191972
>people still play this """"""""game""""""""
>>69191983
faggot
>>69191979
it just isn't as enjoyable
>>69191932
Imagine if when you bought this and plugged it in for the first time, when your finger makes contact with power button it wipes your memory and makes you a corporate possession of dell
2017 goals:
Convert the fwb into a gf
Shag the fwb up the arse
Join a sunday league team
land of the english tbhlads
>>69192050
would unironically smash your fucking head in if I ever saw you, runt
>>69191983
london is the only place a white person would give farage the finger
also isnt that a yank thing?
2017 goals:
Do a 'cide
Going to legally purchase Microsoft office.
>>69192050
Good lad.
2017 goals:
Finish uni with a respectable mark
Get a daddy issues gf
Lose a stone or so.
thanks but no yanks
blew my mind when hillary supporters didn't even realize bill clinton was a president or even that he was fucking impeached
how stupid can you get
>>69192096
>also isnt that a yank thing?
no
>>69190898
That's unironically me
Truth be told the 'Shan't be clicking that' posts took their toll.
Couple other good posters, Austrian guy must be here, and maybe Danish guy, one other brit too.
69192123
not even gracing you with a dotted line for this post
good life
good life
good life
good life
good life
GOOD LIFE
>>69192047
Don't think anyone who willingly buys an Alienware PC is really much more than that in the first place desu
>>69192087
*force jumps behind you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnevjnLdjvo
the IRA aren't Irish
>>69192096
that was somewhere in the country i think, it was just before he went hunting
How successful was /gf2016/ then lads?
>>69192050
>2017 goals
get through chemo
find gf
>>69192152
why didn't obi wan godobi finish him
STAR WARS IS FULL OF CONTRIVED SHIT
>ir*sh """"people""""
the world's saddest joke
have been continuously drunk since christmas eve
yanks out
>>69192181
Fucking travesty.
Came close about 3 times.
been continuously gay since christmas eve
Do men unironically drink cider
Only women drink cider
>>69192174
i thought that was a sign for the tube above his head, can you ID it?
>>69192196
he felt unable to kill his closest friend but felt perfectly fine letting him burn to death slowly on a lava beach
>>69190216
@69192226
stinky ir*sh"""""man""""" detected
ulster tbhlads
>>69192243
i like a bit of the old 'der myself
>>69192242
*smiles*
*walks towards u*
>>69192181
Acquired a black gf for a few months, then settled down into an awkward quasi-relationship with the so-called fwb
>>69192243
i imagine you only have ponce-tier cider in North USA
>>69192243
Could go for a bottle of Weston's tbqh
>Do men unironically drink cider
>Only women drink cider
>>69192249
jedis have genius knowledge right though, surely he must have has an inkling the most powerful guy of all time would have survived and be rebuilt
cymru i fod bechgyn yn onest
Apple Music Student Subscription?
>check phone
>3 missed calls
>2 new voicemails
cannot fathom how people can drink shots without wanting to vomit all over the place
>>69192263
i imagine if i was seen in public with an amputee gf everyone would think i was a weird fetishist
took a shit and a yank came out
>>69192377
delete this post mate
>>69192325
he was just doing what it said in the script tbf
>>69192354
slsk subscription
>the average woman has slept with more than 17.8 different partners before the age of 40[5]
thoughts?
takin a BIG shit rn
smells quite sour
gonna give the old teeth a brush
text me if there are any new memes - 07796146220
>>69192243
drinking strongbow RIGHT now, moose boy
3 days until i kiss my sister at midnight, don't even care anymore just want to die already
OI OI, WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
BANGERS 'N MASH
BUBBLE AND SQUEAK
TOAD IN THE HOLE
>>69192361
what a fanny you are lad
Which was the best Blackadder lads
>>69192243
i like proper cider. i used to drink that fizzy scandanavian juicy shit and strongbow but i realise now that's shite
Found a dusty old bottle of white rum at the back of the cupboard :))
>312
>1
>822
Not a word
Lads. Ron's a good mate even though he's ginger but Harry's starting to act a right cunt to him. Don't think I can support his role as "protagonist" given these developments.
put my Deano shirt on
it's /normie/ time
>>69192411
ree and roo
>>69192377
it's about time you produce something worthwhile
>>69192411
40 years is a long time
>>69192411
*thinks*
>watching Flava
grime is literally fascinating shit to watch in its concentrated form. have literally no idea what any of these nigs are saying or if its even just the one same guy superimposed on the set to make it look like theres about 20 of them cause they all look and dress the exact same and have no differentiating characteristics
>>69192425
Excuse me? Hope your sister has at least consented to this act.
>>69192425
Going to need an explanation for this post
scottish soccer tbhlads
>>69192455
we like to drink with cheshire
>>69192407
>you were right about about one thing master, the negotiations were short
you're probably right
Ewan McGregor is great but he was fucking dreadful in those films
you guys suck lol
>>69192456
>312 unread messages on whatsapp
>>69192456
once had 1200 whatsapps from a group chat, know that feel lad
bonus: 4500 unread articles on my rss feed
>>69192506
>soccer
FOY
Nearly finished with the December issue
15 minutes
>>69192456
>Virgin
>welsh and gaelic
the utter STATE of these langauges
>>69192456
fotnt
>>69192456
you doodle
Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel ~sooooo~ good ^_^. I've got SUCH a bad case of dust contamination, I can barely move!! x
all that matters is me
what did they mean by this
I think I have head fleas
great nan called me a waste of oxygen tosser
>>69190216
>tfw you remember that Lemmy is dead
>>69190216
just spent $658
Would you lads like a pic of my defecate?
>>69192590
are scots the worst of the celts?
Well, here we all are now... all the lads.
>>69192507
Are you "on it" tonight, as they say?
>>69192590
A FUCKING MONTH
>>69192601
what does tosser mean
here (tossi) means a person with no ambition in school
>>69192634
good times
I have just remembered the great Sheikh
things were more fun in his time
>>69192659
it's the guy who tosses the ball in a baseball game
>>69192655
>>69192659
one who tosses
>>69192659
literal wanker or arrogant
>>69192461
alri deano
>>69192630
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all that matters is you
>>69190216
>1 hour old /brit/ thread
Where are the lads at?
>>69192659
that lad who tosses himself at the side of astroturf
>>69192418
Same, strongbow is the ultimate comfy cider lad
>>69192728
run away with me
>>69192735
>>69192655
had an eye problem this morning and got in to see the doc within an hour
The worst film of all time is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
>>69192648
i am not
won't be engaging in degeneracy until new years eve i believe
>>69192711
>>69192707
>>69192700
wtf
what happened to the (you)'s
>>69192735
/bit/ meet up living in large
i dont wanna do nothin at all
>>69192756
just runaway
accidentally triggered article 50
shall I call the police or the home office or what
>open the new year treats
>blame it on the little brother
>hear him getting told off
ah yes, played like a fiddle
>>69192773
(You) economy tanked and so they were replaced with doted lines
>>69192634
>Jersey Evening Post
why would an island with about 12 people need its own paper? and don't half of them speak French as it is?
lmao paki bloke at the shop just told me all fags in may will have white packaging with photos of dead people on them
won't make a difference
dubs comfort eat some icecream
anything else sleep
life is a journey
not a race
>>69192814
Nah, it'll probably just fix itself if you leave it alone
is there going to be another NYE meetup after last years spectacular success
Just submitted my application to become a lord
Goodbye losers
Any lads want to play a game on waheystation 4?
Battlefield 1?
PCucks btfo
The (You) market is still going strong on Clover
>>69192634
actually they all speak half french
>>69192837
tis wa tis
>>69192817
for some reason this reminds me of the time i shagged my brothers oneitis
>>69192772
You should do a dry run before the 31st imho
>>69192881
at the 'rents though
wouldn't like them to see me in a state
>>69192876
howling
>Clover
>>69192866
only for plebs without 4chanx
>>69192850
Brighton meetup la
when is god king farage going to gas the muds
did someone say brighton meetup?
>FB_IMG
>>69192930
Bringing 10L of lube.
i have a segway and two drones collecting dust in my garage, im going to combine them and invent a flying segway
if i can get a good model out i might patent it and sell it to white people 2bh
>I don't post OC fedoras
>>69192857
Can't
Eating Doritos
>>69192971
would like to slap her tits
>>69192930
>>69192945
far away from poleaboo, good idea
>>69192910
Such a good boy :)
>>69192938
>le 8 failed elctions man
never
are nige will fuck off to the yanks and get paid huge amounts for doing nothing
>>69192911
>>69193001
indeed i am :)
where's that yank who was going to delete his fedora folder come new year? are you still going to do it? can you upload the pictures first?
If this post ends a 3 i'll intentionally doxx myself on /brit/
*hands you the controller*
>>69193026
right, I'm readding 4chanX, I CANNOT deal with this "dot" business I want- no, NEED my (You)s.
>darkmoot will never return to /int/
lad points to whoever posts their face, bank details, home address, phone number and place of work ITT
>>69192634
>>69192681
>>69192876
>>69193006
made me tear up with nostalgia lads, we're gonna make it aren't we?
>If Mark was in charge of the world, there would be no more wars
>>69193049
*licks it clean*
either I'm being retarded or (You)s aren't even in custom settings
my investments. i'm ruined
>>69193093
i'll do it in about 50 years when i'm on my deathbed with nothing to lose, hopefully i'll have a granddaughter by then that i can set up with one of the more normies anons
Matched with a girl with a functioning face lads.
>>69193080
Pics of dots
order 66 jason blaha
order 66 jason blaha
my dad got some david beckham perfume for christmas and puts on way too much of it. he uses my pipe every morning to smoke and i went to go smoke some 'dro and my pipe smells like david beckham's intensity
>>69193175
vegan gains you're such a frickin vegan bro
>>69193178
>david beckham aftershave
is your dad 20? this is the shit your parents buy you
>>69193178
white trash: the post
is the janny still about?
>>69193178
>tfw ran out of david beckham instinct last week
>>69193132
fucking black swan event
never saw a memes stock drop so dramatically and i would never in my life imagine the (You) market to crash
>>69193158
it's just your post number underlined with dots rather than having a (You) next to it
fucking SHITE
>>69193178
you know what the answer is
>>69193215
>trash
I hope you LITERALLY DIE
Life is a condition that needs curing.
Time to take your medicine.
>>69193140
this website is not lasting 50 years mate
HEY!
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
Lads can't even make a new thread. Sad.
dead ill
>>69193258
wanna bet
>Wearing perfume
>>69193178
wtf is 'dro?
>>69193292
/400/ lad
YOU'RE LOOKING KINDA DOWN TO ME
>>69193211
did you see the dark lord get naked?
>>69193246
Is this JapMoots fault?
>>69193288
YOU'RE LOOKING KINDA DOWN TO MEEEE
>>69193213
becks has brought out hundreds of aftershaves, must one be alright
>david beckham aftershave
>>69193049
>not carrying a spare controller in your arse-pocket at all times for instances like these
make the new then boys
>al-yoo-min-ee-um
>>69193303
yes
>>69193335
yeah I reckon
>>69193377
fucking racist
>>69193376
i bet my anal virginity
>>69193321
its the same thing as douja, shits dope as fuck you gotta try it one day
new
>>69193417
>>69193417
>>69193417
>>69193425
>JANNY'D
>>69193425
luddite btfo
$0.00 per annum after taxes
This is what I've come up with, open to suggestions for minor changes
still holding in most farts incase they're sharts after a recent all-but-gone dose of food poisoning
Someone is enjoying Christmas
>2010 was 7 years ago
NOW WATCH ME YOUUU
>>69193425
he lurks
finger always on the trigger
ready to strike
FASTEST ON THE CHAN
QUICKDRAW JAN
>>69193522
Pengest munch isn't nearly racist enough for the lads.
he's still at it?
>>69193522
needs a few more stories desu
dont have any ideas right now though desu, will try and think of some
>>69193522
>no main feature
>>69193584
I can't fit more on the front page though
>2017 is closer than 2010
>>69193582
hilarious questions to ask a girl on a first date
"ever wonder what it'd be like to kill someone?"
got any good ones lads?
>>69193552
>Eyjafjallajökull eruption was 10 years ago
Gay Romanian btfo
>>69193606
>JANNY'D
On the fucking prowl.
>>69953338
>>69953338
>>69953338
got a new book lads
HE
>>69193668
I got two yesterday
me and my mate got sucked off by a girl at the same time once
felt good at the time but in hindsight I regret it
>>69193676
FELL
is Americans being allowed to own guns supposed to be intimidating?
people talk about them having guns as if its legal for people to just go around randomly shooting each-other there over any little disagreement
>>69193691
Bit gay that mate.
Should probably do it again.
>my legacy, it's meltinggggggggggggg
>>69193691
>tfw me and my mates never sucked eachother off
feels bad man
im going to wank to some gay porn now
>>69193691
How big were her jowls to fit two knobs at once? Are you two packing cocktail sausages?
>>69953338
New
(no rules broken janson)
>>69193707
fuck off yank, don't reply to my posts
disgusting little insect
Tell me about Irish women (ROI)
I'm thinking of moving there.
Don't worry lads, spamming new threads so we can get to page 7
>>69193691
At the same time meaning she had two dicks in her mouth?
why do people like lager again?
>tastes shit
>incredibly unhealthy
>inefficient at getting you drunk compared to spirits
>>69193762
Why?
Janny is fucking genociding us lads.
>>69193665
>>69193758
He's not deleting it so all migrate here.
>>69193759
didn't even read this post as it has nothing to do with del boy falling through the bar
>>69193755
>>69193774
err no lads
imagine being the janny, i mean he does it for free lads
>>69193777
need to leave the place i'm at at the moment and can't think of a UK city/place i'd like to be
always had a soft spot for ireland and the irish, been their 4 times and loved it everyone single time
>>69193814
Then it's not at the same time then.
>>69193845
why are you being like this
>>69193708
you are less likely to start shit with someone if you thino theyre armed because you escalating it could get you shot.
watching 2 white colombian twinks tickling each other
cell phones are to modern times what cigarettes were in your grandparents time
>>69193824
i have a hard spot for your soft spot
>>69193522
really like the you what?
>>69193824
This changing flags gimmick has gone too far.
Can we all agree that Still Falling For You is the song of the year?
how hasn't he been sacked yet?
>>69193869
someone fedora this fucking please
>>69193814
So she sacked your willies one after the other? Why bother having your Johnsons out at the same time then? Sounds like you're just benders.
>>69193895
kek
>>69193902
why dont you fedora it you little bitch
>>69193908
first one was good
others are shite
>>69193867
link
>>69193908
LLF
>>69193869
>cell phones
FOY
>>69193897
I prefer Don't Believe desu
bloody hell janmeiser can we establish some rules
either you don't like the flag, because fuck leaves or you don't like the sitcom
>>69193922
on mobile and don't have any good 'dora pics
>>69193522
>No racial slurs aimed at the chickenog
Dreadful.
>>69193908
love the UFO tim
>>69193935
mean
>>69193908
Tim's new walking gimmick should be included on this month's cover.
>>69193938
the 'bate /hotxtwinks
they've stopped tickling eachother though sadly
>>69193969
oh
ok then sorry
>>69193935
>>69193981
Must agree, the other two have a very poor layout with no focus, the focus of the first being are kid, just my thoughts x
>>69193908
Stop using the yellow on the main headline. Fucks the whole thing.
>>69193908
Favourite gimmick desu
>>69194036
What should I use instead? No colour?
>>69194005
The one on the right's hair is so stupid
>>69194055
Black and white like good old fashioned English tabloids.
>>69194061
hilariously he ended up doxxing himself when he did a video on that since he ended up showing the main road outside his house
>>69194029
I don't really know how to lay out a magazine, maybe I just got lucky with the first one looking nice
I'll try to focus on layout and whatever for the January edition
I want to shag a really fat girl in 2017
And a Romanian girl
thinking of buying some desert boots
>>69194109
what are they made of? cream?
>>69194068
i find it qt tbqh
exited to see him get railed
>>69194111
utter gimp
>>69194106
Business idea: shag a fat Romanian girl
>>69194111
>>69194111
ew
what IS that thing?
>>69194121
that was funnier in your head wasnt it?
>>69194129
weren't you the guy who threatened me?
>>69194111
ed snowden?
>>69194091
like the other anon said the yellow headline kinda distracts from the whole thing, we want to see pretty things on covers like tim, get a main article to focus on with the cover and work around it would be my advice
we'll turn you into a designer yet
>>69194111
oh dear oh dear
>>69194155
i've chatted shit to you before but i've never threatened you
>>69194111
haha
>date chinese girl
>feel like a pervert for no reason
>dump her
whats wrong with me
>>69194061
>>69194111
>this is the kind of person I post with
really makes me think
>>69194182
there's two guys from Ceredigion then.
you're the nicer one
>be British
>wake up at sunrise to the salat al-fajr blaring through every speaker in London
>wave at the CCTV camera while I'm taking a shower
>eat some shakshuka for breakfast because my wife's son says breakfast needs to be more diverse
>there's a letter in the transom saying I must pay my tv license because indoctrination isn't free
>take the underground to work and get blown up by an innocent refugee
>wake up in the hospital getting free health care
>wave to the CCTV camera by my hospital bed
>hospital food is harira and fried grasshoppers since it's halal
>get a notice I have to pay for my email license
>realize I've been circumcised while I was unconscious, Dr. Patel says it's more sanitary this way
>Sharia Police runs into my room and demands to know why my wife's son isn't wearing a head scarf
>try to mansplain that he's a boy
>my wife's son says he doesn't identify that way anymore
>Sharia Police kill everyone in the room
>my beheaded body is paraded through the streets while everyone chants "fuck white people!"
>The Guardian and Telegraph say they're worried about my public execution because it might cause Islamaphobia
>be buried in Highgate cemetery
>my bones are being monitored by CCTV
>have to renew my burial license next month
if you were a janny for a day would you abuse your power for a day or try and get into the mindest if an unpaid custodian?
>>69194111
image 1143 lad?
>he's gone and fucking deleted the post
>>69194193
you fucked it
t. yellow fever man
>>69193866
but thats never how its framed. you can get shot if you try to break into some guys property ... but they can't just pull out a gun willy nilly in the middle of a bar and shoot you dead no matter how much you antagonize them without physically threatening them, which is how it IS too often framed
>frankly I don't even care about Murkin gun laws per se, just the retarded arguments everyone else seems to have about them
hmmm
this love's never growing old
you make it new
still falling for you
still falling for you
>>69193775
good for keeping you tipsy, not if you want to drunk
>>69194111
better looking than you lad
>he's here
new
>>69194232
>>69194232
>>69194232
>>69194209
it may have been me tbqh
i had a being mean gimmick at one point
drew a nice (You) haul it did
>>69194226
what was herefordshires flag before hereford
>>69193522
>90p for this shit
>>69194243
>deleted
why
>>69194243
Hahahaha
in your profile picture what the fuck is that pose
ffs jan it's page 7 innit
>>69194243
>500 fucking posts
>still won't let us have a new
will be writing in to the mods I think
>>69194306
>>69194306
>>69194306
>>69194306
>500 posts
>page 6
Fucking pathetic. Just like your meetup
New:
>>69194308
>>69194308
>>69194308
>>69194308
gonna dock janny's pay for this
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>>69194386
>>69194386
>>69194386
>>69194386
NEW
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