/brit/

/balt/

'Mirror mirror' by desire was a track released in 2009. It utilises a lot of synth, and delivers a deep message about vanity within its hip, almost 80s beat. The song repeatedly refers to "beautiful boys and beautiful girls", who then ask the mirror who the fairest of them all is. "It's us it's us it's us it's us it's us it's us" refers to the current generation, obsessed with their image, how they're perceived, and social media. The second half of the song focuses in on the not beautiful people, and the singer highlights how much harder it is being them, contrasting their tears with others eyes. Although less appreciated than other more well known tracks like 'Under your spell', 'mirror mirror' is no less meaningful.

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new years plans lads?

>actually wanting to rely on primary industry

dire

nigger fuck

>>69184920
pretending Hillary was the underdog is the SPICIEST meme

>>69184927
australia and canada mentioned

>>69184924
no

wakefield meetup gonna be nuts lads

going to read some more
bye for now x

Lads, Ron's being a right wanker to Hermione but it's only because he secretly fancies her but she secretly fancies him too. She got all sad and even did a wee cry too.

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hockey is on tonight buds

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>>69184927
our economic diversity isn't THAT bad but the government is making things worse

thoughts on huey and the news?

>>69184927

feels good knowing if I fuck up in school I can just go work in forestry or oil and gas without much education and make decent money

bet europoors can't say that

had to get the train from the north to London today
Train got cancelled and had to get on the one after, argued with a paki about seats, took 4 hours with all the delays and stopping in the middle of nowhere. Get to London to get on a hot tube for another hour. I fucking hate London. I should never leave the north.

>>69185005
in which way?

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"""people""" from Leeds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

Do you reckon people will make fun of the queen at her funeral like they did with Margaret thatcher

going, bye

>>69184994
>she got all sad and did a wee
hot desu

Can this Kiwi perhaps tell us what positives Islam has brought to the UK (and maybe Europe) without calling everyone rayciss.

Good lad.

Remove all mohammedians from Europe

>>69185026
Ahh yes, North Wakefield

>>69185005
>Rape
I thought that was Sweden's thing but okay

>>69185021
letting our industrial centers rot out and not bothering to retrain people/promote higher tech industry, also dumping money into "new" industries like green tech then abandoning them.

>>69185026
LADS LADS LADS

Massive sesh tonight lads waheyyyy #sick

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>>69185015
Yea but you have to live on shit remote camps full of assholes and low lives working 3 week on 1 off.

>>69185041
are 'sha most definitely will
>>69185046
has tauranga been redditing?

>>69185041
>will rasheeds say rasheedy things

of course they fucking will

>>69185055
b-b-but they are goods for yuroop

thinking about the vietnam war.

pretty mental, glad we didnt really take part in it.

>>69184884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGiQIqz7f2w
Catchy song 2bh

>>69185046
what positives have you brought to the UK, posting on /brit/ for 6+ hours at a time? real captain of industry I expect.

>>69185026
is this the kind of thing the normies are listening to now?

>>69185046
religion brings no benefits to anyone my lad, the people have contributed to our successful businesses by providing a large workforce, provided jobs (immigrants are more likely to be business owners) and made us a crossroads of the global economy
sorry you're not getting paid 50k a year to wash cars anymore but thats just not the times we live in :)

>>69184715
>what is darkweb

Kidderminster

funny sounding name inn't it

if someone were to invent a renewable and efficient source of clean energy, would they be assassinated?

>>69185157
just stop posting you fat paki

>>69185187
no

>>69185187
no they would be rich af

>>69185187

yes

fossil fuel companies have been undermining alternative energy sources for decades

>>69185015
think that would be working on ships or offshore

>>69185157
I can't answer the question the response

>>69185157
Erm, I've been on since about 10 to 5. I told you this in the last thread.

And this isn't about me. I was challenged on the comment I made about Islam and the influence it has had in the UK.

Maybe you could tell us the positives.

Are there seriously people who spend more than 6 hours a day posting on /brit/?

Are there seriously people who come to /brit/ for genuine political discussion?

>>69185200
I see I hit a raw nerve :)

>>69185165
>immigrants are more likely to be business owners
Proofs.

>(You)s no longer exist on mobile
That'll teach me to be a dumb phoneposter

Queen Victoria's closest and most trusted servant was a muslim.

Rorke's will never, ever be able to overcome this one fact.

>>69185258
both me
i felt i needed to understand the populist right and never left desu, too easy arguing with tards on here instead of reading or doing work

>>69185258
are you seriously asking this question?

*enters thread*
*rapturous cheering and applause*

https://twitter.com/DanielleMuscato

are there seriously people

>>69185241
crime rate has gone down
standard of living has gone up
bring on more immigrants I say, as do every major party. Sorry Rorke.

>>69185157

Not being a terrorist rapist like most islamics

hilarious that this paki literally cannot bare anyone talking bad about muslims and goes into fucking apeshit strawmanning overdrive

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

What lies in store for the world in 2017? - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38368850

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How the fuck is cocaine even available in the UK? We don't have coca plants.

Is it all smuggled into the country? Is our customs control that easy to bypass?

>>69185271
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/05/11/immigrants-far-more-likely-to-be-entrepreneurial-than-british-bo/

>>69185288
and she was a complete runt who threw a tantrum to be declared an empress

>>69185288
victoria was a dumb slag

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>he's never done an all dayer on the 'chon
you haven't lived mate

>>69185355
yeah it's smuggled from south america via cabo verde, nigeria and portugal usually

>>69185288
>servant
What's the problem?

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I'm 100% straight (shagged a girl two nights ago) but I believe in good grooming (hair and skin), I spend about £100 a month on grooming products and treatments.

Does anyone here have a problem with that? I might also add that I'm 6'4 and built like an cast iron outhouse.

>>69185355
Customs is a joke

can't believe russia hacked the US election and we're not doing anything about it, we need to invade

>>69185417
>bullying the top lad with the danish gf
rude

>>69185355

Lots of the customs people and police are involved in the smuggling

Occasionally they will do a big bust to keep up the pretense of the war on drugs

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>69185331
Standard of living hasn't increased because of Islam and the percentage of Muslims in jail has increased dramatically over 20 years to the point they're greater represent behind bars and in the general populace.

Poor effort, 2/10. Be better.

>>69185407

I was wrong, he was actually her Secretary of Indian affairs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Karim_(the_Munshi)

This muslim man contributed more to Britain than any rorke ever has.

now pipe down you bigoted shits

>>69185438
I have nothing against Zac

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>pakis think rorke is an insult

>>69185417
you're gay mate

>>69185434
they hacked the DNC

it's just standard sigint, the NSA pulls the same on the russians all the time

the difference is the russians leaked everything they stole through their propaganda outlet, Wikileaks

feeling a bit sad that xmas is over. got to return to the miserable grind of normal life now.

In on a wednesday night? God you're pathetic

Posted from my iPhone

>>69185026
fuck sake

the absolute state of british culture

Wanking at the the thought of you wanking to this

>>69185356
Fair enough. But we're talking about Islam. Try to stay on topic. Good boy.

>>69185497
Why do I have sex with girls regularly then? For a laugh?

>>69185515
Some of us actually enjoy our lives and jobs, anon.

>>69185441
maybe in lithuania bro

>>69185518
better than your paki culture rasheed.

>>69185417
Nobody cares you virgin twat

>>69185550
hahaha
i specifically said it wasn't about islam
no religion brings any good to anyone, it's a false premise for an argument

>>69185557
because you're insecure about your gayness so you use it as a cover

just come out mate it's 2017 homophobia is dead

>>69185518
>>69185583
proper pair of virgins you are

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>driving my first car with mum
>says I'm scaring her and I'm driving too fast
>doing the speedlimit or under
>meanwhile she does 90 on motorways

>>69185546
Wanking at this

>>69185600
>>69185626
If you took a bit of care about your appearance you might not be so lonely and therefore bitter. Not trying to be nasty, just offering advice.

>>69185480
>rorke thinks paki is an insult
too much

anyone remember Lean On by major lazer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak0kaFy6in8

>>69185558
no one enjoys their job mate.

>>69185616
and you've spent 6 fucking hours defending pakis. fucking state of your life.

>>69185656
good post

>>69185658
I listen to that all the time but I'm always lagging behind when it comes to popular culture

>>69185667
Minimum wage job here and I enjoy it, just warehouse work but you can have a laugh with the people there, listen to music etc

>>69185667

I liked a summer job I had in uni

If you don't pay taxes, you shouldn't be allowed to vote. Prove me wrong.

You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

>>69185686
what are you on about?

Opening my third eye with the so-called kindle "paperwhite" lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDJMzlcaOzk

any grime man in

Rorke & Rasheed leave

/brit/ is a radical centrist general

>>69185667
I enjoy mine. Sad for you if you think this desu.

Opening my third eye with the so-called 'Bible' lads

>>69185728
many grime man in

>>69185654
Literally who asked or cares? You longer virgins are messed in the head. Try getting off the internet and talking to people you freak.

>>69185709
everybody pays taxes

or do you mean only income taxes? in which case why?

>>69185736
who decides where the centre is

I'm a leaf, Dottie. A retard.

>>69185709
that's labour ruined seeing as their paki fanbase are all fucking tax dodgers

>>69185716
you, you cunt. you've been on here fucking hours and hours posting the same paki shite.

you need glassing you boring freak

Back from 'za 'press lads, was mediocre ngl.

why do rasheeds supposedly vote leftists even though relatively speaking they come from a far-right wing society

>>69185772
Me.

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>>69185757
Hmm

>>69185784
american 'za > italian 'za

Levering my third eye open with a butterknife

>>69185709
ALL taxation is theft

just got made redundant from my part time retail job :(

>>69185813

only fat fucks think this

nothing like a properly made italian pizza in a woodfire oven

>>69185782
>reee pakis muh labour
>you've been here posting paki shite for ages
you alright mate?

if you don't vote, you shouldn't have to pay taxes

>>69185788
Because Labour are desperate for their vote so go out of their way to appease them by peddling this idea they're marginalised and oppressed by le evil tories.

>>69185848
I had so-called proper 'za when I went to Italy, it was fucking shit, much prefer dominos

Just because it's 'authentic' and 'cultured' doesn't mean it tastes better

>>69185788
because they want money for doing fuck all and dont care about anything else

>>69185742
i honestly dont think you do. no one likes waking up at the crack of dawn (or close to it) to work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for 50 years, just to make an already wealthy person more money. just isnt something a normal person enjoys, no matter the content of the work.

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>>69185874
>much prefer dominos

>>69185848
only plebs think this

'za is just one more thing the yanks have perfected

>>69185872
>>69185876
really makes you...hmmmmm..................think, doesn't it?

>>69185808
Thanks for being honest and admitting your flaws

>>69185888
lol you have no argument at all, you just hold a meme opinion that you can't defend

>>69185417
your gate mate

italian pizza is tops no doubt nd
anyone who says otherwise is a paki

>muh italian margerita!

the utter STATE of your tastebuds, would rather have a pizza from the paki takeaway than your nonce shit

ah yes, "you're a paki", the last argument of a defeated /brit/poster

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>lol you have no argument at all, you just hold a meme opinion that you can't defend

heading to pryzm watford later with the lads. going to be proper mental haha!

*Listens to the Kooks and remembers those secondary school feels about the girl I liked and how endless and exciting the world seemed*

>literally arguing over actual taste
wow lads
pretty austistic

Mumsy making rhubarb crumble no jokes haha

>>69185848
eh no

this is objectively wrong

there's plenty of mongs out there who think "oh I'll go to india to have the best curry" and they always come back underwhelmed

the best curries are in the UK
the best pizza is in the USA
the best chinese food is in the USA and the UK

western countries take foreign shit and make it better

>more memes

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>>69185997
can you not

>>69185886
I do. It's challenging, rewarding, I get on really well with my co-workers, I enjoy being productive, I get paid really well for my time. Doesn't mean I wouldn't rather be relaxing at home or on holiday sometimes but leisure time gets boring too.

No, I love my job. If you don't, find another one.

>>69185981
if you hold common paki opinions then you probably are one. dont like being called a paki? then dont act like one. simple mate.

There's literally nothing wrong with brushing, flossing and mouthwashing, moisturising, no poo and drinking several pints every day.

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leaf, I just finished the first episode of flip flappers and enjoyed it immensely I'm wondering why Cocona was so composed when she got transported to the other world with Papika, a complete fucking stranger, I mean her awakening a sparkling magical girl power and steamrolling the monsters I can understand because it's anime but I just don't get why she didn't panick at all when they ended up in the bloody north pole, I can tell she's supposed to be a mature and cool character but come on

>>69186013
umm i've eaten actual chinese food cooked by real chinkies and it was fucking GOAT it's just not anything like chinese food from the uk

>using 'meme' as an adjective

>>69186013
excellent post

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>>69184920
>won

'zza

I remember at secondary school when the only gay lad in our year fancied me and so we shagged and had a lovely relationship for a couple of years until we went to uni and both decided to call it quits since long-distance relationships don't work

he was a good friend

>>69186047
Rasheed BTFO

>>69186056
it's a versatile word
meme opinions
memes
get meme'd

>>69186011
>rhubarb

she trying to poison you?

currently using a pre-made bottled pina colada as a mixer for my rum

no, I shan't be working tomorrow

>>69186091
Gay

>>69186049
"no poo" is pseudoscience on par with homeopathy, acupuncture and antivaxxing

kys

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xybVRv3FXmg

A little christmas song for the lads haha xx

>>69186097
You cook it you mong

so lonely
so alone

you people don't even understand how wrong you are

high salt and sugar contents in western food has resulted in a shift towards an unbalanced palate amongst westerners

eat no processed sugar for a month and you will understand that this modern western diet has obliterated your taste buds

>>69186056
People use meme and don't even know what it means.

The same pillock that calls people rorke

/nopoo/ is not a thing
80% of the dry weight of shit is bacteria
enjoy getting ill

fascism just doesn't work

I remember when I started my first office job and wasn't sure wether I should shake hands with women or hug them as shaking hands was too formal.

I walked round the office being introduced by my boss and shook hands with the men and hugged the women. There was a good 15 people in the office too.

Even though I don't work there anymore it sitll makes me die a little inside and nobody ever mentioned it but I remember getting a few strange looks.

Why the fuck would I think that that was what you did?

Nice to get that off my chest.

>>69186142
posts like this are why I cannot respect irish posters, though I do enjoy their contributions and rank them above australians

>>69186108
ah but here's the thing

I'm not even gay

I just went along with it because I didn't want to hurt his feelings and it's nice to have a close friend you can do lots of stuff with and yet at the same time have sex with

and while they might think it's a proper relationship, I can just happily think it's a friend with benefits type thing
very nice

>>69186150
fuck off rasheed

>>69186150
>no you're wrong
>no you
>er... you are
>you're the wrong un

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>69186150
this is true but good luck convincing the povvo plebs here mate. they grew up with shit taste and will continue to have shit taste for many years to come.

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>>69186190

>I'm not even gay

>>69186013

British Chinese food is like vomit compared to the real thing

>>69186151
it's mad that people don't realise how insulting rorke is
it literally encapsulates everything wrong with our country imo

>>69186150
you're in a /brit/ thread

a lot of british food is basically just carbs and sugar

what were you thinking?

>>69185072
>that price for beer

must suck not living in quebec lel

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>had a gay relationship for 2 years but I'm not gay

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>>69186184

just came in another mans arse but im not gay

what does it feel like to stick your penis in a vagina lads?

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>runt
>rasheed
>rorke

>imo
you're a paki no ones cares about your opinion, you heap of shite

i know ya like to drink strongbow
cos ya wanna get strong like bear

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>I shagged a bloke but im not gay

rogue one is absolute wank

>>69186274
>you're a paki
a) untrue
b) unverifiable
c) not an insult

>>69186294
racist

>>69186245
ehh more like 4

still not gay

>>69186263
warm, nice pressure, wet.

also like bags of salted milky coins.

>>69186274
Paki in disguise.

Fuck off.

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>i suck dick but im not gay tho

>>69186254
Did you have something to say, you fucking earthworm?

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His excited eyes from within the dark interior glazed;
watered in appreciation of his thoughtful preparation.

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About to tuck into a scotch egg lads

>>69186294
what didn't you like about it?

i really enjoyed it

next to most sci fi/fantasy movies out currently it's 10/10

>>69186318
t. paki

>>69186328
t. half paki half nig

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just looked up 'gay' in the dictionary and I'm definitely NOT gay

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

your actions don't make you gay, your thoughts do

i could easily fuck a man without being gay because i wouldn't be attracted to him

>>69186360
>.png
Ah yes

>>69186332
don't use Lain with such a poor post

>>69186360
>yolk not gooey

loool ya fluffed it my man.

>>69186333
so lonely
so alone

Giving it 110%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-zhIImKP5k

would you watch this anime lads?

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>>69186360
>scottish """""eggs"""""

all australians should be bummed to death

>>69186397
this desu

those big fuckers in american prisons that fuck other prisoners aren't gay

>>69186397
if you weren't attracted how would you maintain an erection?

>>69186369
boring characters, shitty story, politically correct, shouldn't have even been a star wars film

it's the shit-smelling vapour bubbling off a cauldron of shit

trying quite hard

just looked up 'wife' in the dictionary and I definitely DON'T have one

;_;

paid £30 for battlefield 1, played it for 10 minutes then gave up

when will I learn

>>69186424
watched a few episodes years ago and then got bored, might pick it up again sometime but I only really want to watch it because I hear afterstory is good

Doing my best

>>69186407

lads these are tesco scotch eggs can't have everything you want in life you know

>>69186449
well i disagree

i also don't see how it was particularly """""""politically correct""""""" (never mind that there's no such thing)

>>69186482
Refund?

Bin your gaming PC you mong.

just looked up 'happiness' in the dictionary and I'm definitely NOT happy

>>69186448
romantic behaviour and interaction is erotic enough to the point that your brain/body doesn't really care what gender the other person is

>>69186482
I am extremely picky with games now to prevent this

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Anyone here in London ever hired an escort? Going to London next month and I want to shag a pretty lady. All these escort agencies in London look a bit fishy to me. Although some, like House of Divine, are supposed to be very professional.

Just looked up 'decent gimmick' in the glossary and I DON'T believe this is one.

It's funny when people on here pretend they're some cultured, well-educated, wealthy and successful individual.

tried to look something up in the dictionary but i got lost

GIVE MY HEAD SOME PEACE

>>69186486
The first 8 episodes are agreed upon as the worst, fuuko is easily the weakest arc, especially if you hate moeshit

How does it feel to be really fat?

Can you actually feel yourself consciously carrying your huge belly or just it just feel 'normal' and you become tired faster? Is it harder to breathe, especially when laying on your back?

what is the point of going on?
to shitpost on /brit/ until hiro shuts down the site?
then what?

Just looked up normie on urban dictionary and I do NOT fit the bill

>>69186553
isn't it a lot easier in Nederland?

>>69186553
London? You mean New Pakistan?

>>69186482
>>69186524
>>69186546
>playing video games

the UTTER STATE of your lives, grow up manchildren

london? oh you must mean west essex

>>69186587
then we migrate to another site and waste away the years there until the day we die or that site dies

>>69186587
Then some publishing house or TV producer pays me £££ to share my experiences as one of /brit/'s top memers.

If my gf dumped me a week ago do you reckon it would be a bad idea to get drunk and hook up with another girl on NYE?

*Saunters up*
*Heems every single one of you*

>>69186611
Memecal fallacy

>>69186594
Depends. It's probably easier, but there aren't any decent agencies with hot escorts.

>>69186587
The point of life is to die. What you do before you die is entirely up to you.

>>69186553
Don't bother going through an agency or anything like that. Just go on adultwork, find one that has their own place (sometimes its a house, sometimes a hotel), ring her up and ask if she's free, if she is go and fuck her.

>>69186643
sounds like a great idea f@m

>>69186584
I was a bit of a fat fuck a few years back and the only thing I really noticed was excessive sweating and tiredness when even just walking round the corner to the shops and up a flight of stairs.

having a morning beer to fight the hangover

>>69186659
I want to, but the one girl I am keen on isn't on Adulwork. Hence why I need to use an agency.

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I was in the same year as Danny Ings in primary school

He's a footballer and I'm a /brit/poster

>going out of NYE

Ah yes, the so-called "normies" are appearing

>>69186665
alri big lad

>>69186661
think i might execute it, there are gonna be some good slags at the party

whatever it takes to get over her i suppose

>>69186658
id like to die now thanks
oh wait the normies are too fucking deluded to give me a painless way out

selfish cunts

Gonna do it

brit more liek shit

reheated dominos, beer, and a vitamin for brekkie

>>69186697
>tfw no famous people in my year i can live vicariously through

>>69186712
Not anymore.

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going out for a smoke sesh lads

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Only plebbos go out on NYE, patricians have house parties.

>>69186730
top, top post

might go in for a 'nos myself

>>69186730
>reheated
why, just have it cold you mong

>>69186697
i went to school with liam hemsworth and used to give him shit about taking drama classes

>>69186742
*joins you with my own bag of weed and a pipe*

DUDE

>>69186742
staying in for one haha

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>anon, whBritishCulturey does your couch smell like chlorine

im the cocaine scene of brit

class is for men

>>69186761
cold pizza is shit though

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>whBritishCulturey

my new years resolutions are to take up heavy smoking again and stop eating vegetables

>>69186697
Wee lad that was in my class is a professional footballer these days. I'm a NEET KV lmao

>that one guy that constantly changes the music then gets into tune wars with another pretentious twat

>>69186816
good lad

going to a house party on nYE

bombay mix truly is the greatest british savoury snack

note: india is british

>>69186697
What was he like irl?

>>69186761
cold pizza is runt tier

>>69186841
I non-physically heem anyone that comes near the aux cable with a stare hahah

>whBritishCulturey
what did he mean by this

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>>69186841
>tfw my friends just listen to trap music for 5 hours every time we hang out

going to a NYE party on a house

>>69186868
Having a drink in your room doesn't count as a "house party" just because it's in a house.

>>69186897
its like this for me except with grime

>>69186769
alri granddad

>>69186761
kys

>>69186877
This is the true.

we're all going to make it

I have a good feeling about 2017

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>go to the club on NYE
>this guy is on the doors
>STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

wat say

>>69186917
its hard being friends with middle class white kids

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I'm staying in on new years eve again

>>69186877
*mumbai mix

racist

>>69186954
Tom

>>69186954
Speak properly you thick coon

>>69186929
i'm 25

fuck off underage

>>69186879
genuinely nice lad, not the brightest but not stupid

didn't see him after primary though so he might've turned into a cunt

>>69186954
wiley the king of grime

>>69186910
except im going to a party with atleast 20 ppl being there

>>69186877
Mumbai mix is horrible

>>69187004
alri great-grandad

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>>69186841

When ever this happens at work i step in and put pubjab on, if they try to change it ill tell them ill break their fucking jaw if they touch the radio again and since i have somewhat of a chavvy image its pretty effective.

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>>69187000

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what did he mean by this

>>69186968
quintessentially irish post

>>69186949
so do i, feel pretty confident ill be dead by april

>>69186955
Vintage

im the king of grime
and i will be for a very long time
cos i go to the rave get a rewind
and the second line never sounded like the first line

>>69187052
Are fedoras racist now?

>>69186769
looked up who that was and i cant a find a pic of the cunt without facial hair wtf

>>69187053
imagine not having a connect

1991 was the best year to be born
>soviet union collapsed
>nirvana released nevermind
>it's a palindrome

At any moment, an asteroid could hit the earth and kill us all. Amazing.

>>69186897
hate this so much

ah yes these piss poor trap covers of popular songs are definitely nice to listen to

>>69186877

could be worse

lads we can agree that ali was more skilled

but Anthony joshua could heem pime ali, frazier, foreman

not tyson tough

Grime is a meme. And a shit one

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I'm 24 but I look, act and feel more like 21

>>69187121
they listen to actual trap like future and 21 savage, not covers

>>69187115
Yeah but you'd be old now if you were born then

>>69187133
yeah a meme that's older than you fuckboy

>>69187115
91 is runt tier

92 is the patrician DOB

>>69186932
not a fan of this new wave of kys

please don't post it agian

imagine being born in a year like 1992 haha holy shit i'd kill myself

>>69187178
Actually not true.

Regardless, it is fucking atrocious "music"

>>69187128
fury is the greatest fighter to grace the canvas

>>69187186
92 is for dickheads

93 is objectively the best for so many reasons i could spend atleast 10 minutes listing them

I was born in 1998

>grime
translation:
>im a middle class surrey wanker who discovered stormzy at uni and now think im a badman

IF YOU DON'T RATE ME SHAME ON YOU
IF YOU DON'T RATE ME SHAME ON YOU

>>69187237
ye

wish I was born in a cool year like 1999,2000, or 2001