>the national animal of most countries is something majestic

thats not even french chicken

>>69182462
big black cock for big black cucks

>>69182490
t. Black cock expert

>>69182462

it's a cock

portugal has it too.

>>69182462
It's a cock.
Rumour has it that it was chosen because it's the only animal that sings everyday even when it's stepping in shit. It's kinda based tbf

GRAND COQ NOIR

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The COCK is PROUD and always SINGS, even when he is standing OVER A PILE OF MANURE

BIG

>>69183106
BLACK

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>>69182462

Chickens are cute, France doesn't give a fuck about dick waving eagle contests.

Only patrician countries with massive white dicks have the bravery and manliness to afford to chose effeminate, helpless and cute birds as their national animal. FACT

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>>69182462
Cock is a good symbol though. Eagles are overused anyway.

>>69182462
portugal chokes the chicken too.

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>>69183024
no wonder France produces so many great singers

>>69185229
we don't actually

Cock is a symbol of humilated prisoners in Russia.
Basically calling anyone Cock in russia is a serious offense


Cock is a symbol of weaks and faggots

>>69185345
how does that even work? a cock is the king of the farm, he fucks chickens by the dozens and decides when it's time to wake up.

>>69185345
proofs?

>>69185437
I don't know.
I actually despise prison culture, but this is generally why homos are bad treated in Russia.
Because of prison history where they were the lowest of lowest.

>>69185456
Go to the 2ch /int/. And call them russians cocks.
Say them "Bы вce pyccкиe Пeтyхи".
You will see their reaction

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Dinosaurs still exist.

>>69185388
Is this why you call the police "les poulets"?

>>69185553
Basically tiny Velociraptors

>>69185566
No, cops are called poulets because the police HQ in paris was installed in a former chicken market

>>69182462
We were about to pick the turkey...
also bald eagles don't screech, they make gay chirping noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlq2kcYQcLc

The bbc the french use have a much more masculine sound

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>>69185664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l_PvPsDPEk

they're still majestic af though

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>>69182462
I like it

>>69185345
Is cock basically Russian for cuck?

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>>69182462
They chose the cock, the ancient Gaulish national symbol.

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>>69185741

>>69185618
show some respect

>>69185867
Nah
It is russian for queer and gay

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>>69185938
that grayjay looks like a twisted motherfucker

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>>69183024
Don't listen to them bro. It's a great symbol, Gauls had good taste.

>>69185938
the bald eagle looks really sad

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>>69185553

>>69183415
Problem is that cocks come from south east asia unlike kiwi who are unique.

>>69186083
literally worshiping foreign cock lmao

>>69185334
What is the french consensus on serge gainsburger

>>69185388
>this is the descendant of the mighty T-Rex

>>69186075

me in the middle

>>69186193
a degenerate genius

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>>69186028
Here's one eating a moose.

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>>69186363
What about the Shrike? Literally sticks small mammals, insects, lizards on spikes to feast on later.

>>69186162
jesus christ, the stare of that thing

>>69186456
Romania-tier

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>that feel when we didn't choose the wild turkey

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>>69186464

>>69182462
>>France chose the russian

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>>69182462
>majestic

>>69186530
magnificent

>>69186075
>Americans are waking up

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>>69186757
>majestic

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>>69186464

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>>69186216
The birds closest to old dinosaurs would be them.

>Having an animal that's not even native to your country as your national animal

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>>69186870
>majestic

>>69186530
How can these things survive in the wild? If I were a fox I'd just kill them all for shits and giggles just like we did with the true pinguin

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>>69186964
Well, that one's displaying. They attract mates by puffing up their feathers and neck wattles, kind of like peacocks but less majestic. Ordinarily, male wild turkeys basically just look like weird pheasant vultures. Females look similar, but their heads and necks have feathers and don't have the bright-red skin, so they just look like nondescript galliforms, like they might just be big, long-necked quails or something.

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>>69182462
The Gallic Cock is a proud symbol

>>69187816
THE EAGLE EATS BIG BLACK COCKS ON BREAKFAST

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>>69187946
The French also have the best eagle

>>69187946
>his national animal puts nigger dicks in its mouth

>>69182462
>Implying that the coq is not the king of the basse-cour

You have clearly no notions whatsoever of hierarchy

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>>69187982
POOLISH CHICKEN IS THE BEST AUSSIE

>>69182462
The national animal of Scotland doesn't even exist

>>69188210
the fact that it doesn't exist is the least ridicule thing about it.

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>we don't even have a national bird
The Loon would be dope though.

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>>69182628
Not really, that's the modern 'explanation'.
Historically it's more likely because Gaulus (someone from Gaul) and Gallus (rooster) are homonymes. It's also one of the rare few symbols used by the French monarchy, republics and empires alike.

Roosters also tend to be pretty territorial and agressive, and it's not uncommon for them to attack animals larger than themselves. There's a reason why cockfighting is a thing in many countries.

>>69188147
It's white to compensate for the fact Poles are Slavs

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>>69188362
your national animal is nice as well australia : - )

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>>69185345
Isn't the cock/chicken in Russia related to... you know, that series of pics of a woman in a supermarket...?

>>69185553
Alpha af

>>69186885
Those two probably were raised gatherer or at least the cat has known it since it's kitten years

>>69186899
No. All birds from dinosaurs. they literally are dinosaurs

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>>69186075
Just like real americans the eagle hobbles about with its ungainly weight, easily seperating it from the other birds/anglos

Countries with eagles as the national animal are the best and this is fact.

>>69185553
I need more

I actually like the Rooster as a national animal

it's a bold animal even if it isn't the most ferocious, and they're basically rolling with an ancient joke about them being cocks ("Gallic")

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>>69189756

pic related, my favorite mug

>>69188354
We do have a national bird now
Despite the popular vote (held by the Royal Canadian Geographic Society in cooperation with the government) going overwhelmingly to the common loon the greyjay, sometimes called whisky jack, was selected.
Reasons in defence of greyjay
>Found almost exclusively in Canada
>Doesn't migrate in winter
>thrives in temperatures as low as -30°C
>Is bizarrely friendly, a wild greyjay will land on your hand to eat food offered
>somewhat rare, it is a "destination bird" that will hopefully get people outdoors in an effort to see it

The other top choices were
>loon
>snowy owl
>black capped chickadee
>goose