kate
Can all privately educated toffs FUCK OFF please
/brit/ is a diverse general
Girl from Clean Bandit has VERY nice chebs
threadly reminder that Pakistan is a good and noble country
What is a brit, lads?
I'm starting to think all our notions of ethnicity are based on some pretty shaky ground
>>69180730
Hope Pym
>he didn't attend a selective grammar
toffs out, brainlets out
radical centrists in
>>69180756
give us a pic for some reference
my computer totally died and fuck all the music and files and shite on there i've lost literally HUNDREDS of fedora pictures it's an absolute nightmare. took me MONTHS to get that much hattage going on
Pakis into the trash please. No one likes you things.
>>69180730
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.
anyone else?
t. mong who puts the edition in the subject
>>69180766
a miserable pile of haplogroups
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>69180798
i could always tell it was the british who ruined /tv/
>>69180811
FOY
>>69180811
Paki bashing
>>69180756
She's the Rosy of the music world
Wouldn't mind a cheeky you
Currently listening to "Run the Jewels 3™", the newest LP from Mass Appeal Records©" which I downloaded for free on runthejewels.com™©®, available now!
>>69180798
me
hence why I posted the pic
I miss the christmas hats
might do a study investigating the correlation between overall life satisfaction and anti-immigration sentiment
the results will surely be telling
>>69180811
septic whores
>>69180820 (You)
howling at this post
my entire life is like a rags to riches film
>>69180840
haha
>>69180811
Making some more people gay
yes yes im still sat on the loo pooing
>>69180793
i've got all my hat pictures backed up on my external
>>69180849
wish she'd get her chebs out. shes nearly past her peak
>thailad hasn't been seen for 2 weeks
worried 2bh
>>69180868
what stage are you at?
Too many wanna be bad boys flexin' like they're so rowdy
Look a bad boy straight in the face
Tell him I'm a real bad boy, fuck Mike Lowrey
my entire life is like a riches to even more riches film
Watching Harry Potter 4 for the first time and they actually had the Death Eaters dress like the KKK lmao. Fucking state of this writing.
>>69180887
he was posting last night you bully
>>69180887
He was here last night (unfortunately)
>I went to private school
Surefire runt
Princess Leiga looked very good but then she looked like an old lady, this is scary. How to we cure aging?
>>69180918
this unless you got a scholarship in which case fair play you deserve it and would be an even bigger runt to turn down the opportunity
>thailad hasn't been seen for 3 weeks
scared out of my wits to be honest
>>69180927
Nanobots in the bloodstream to alter our cells
>>69180918
i've unironically been to a comprehensive school, a private school and a grammar school. ama.
>>69180691
>Deano, the later years
thailad > pakilad
how much e-juice do you vape per day lads?
Lads. There's a fucking gook that sounds like Billy Connelly in this film lmao
What a crap album lol
>>69180885
it was never about the chebs with are kate, it was always the face
>>69180896
nice barm cakes
>>69180918
hat
>>69180944
he was here yesterday
>>69180973
I only vape flower bruv
>>69180960
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
i have been secretly browsing /brit/ since it's conception
it's time to break my silence.
>>69180960
no one cares
>>69180986
good thing it wasnt called for your ears only then lol
>>69181008
>>69181015
they're not questions
>>69180955
could do with some nandos in the bloodstream tbf
still pooing
>thailad hasn't been seen in over a month
spooky
>>69181044
And you're not white.
Fuck off.
don't support settlement in the west bank desu
get back across the green line
>>69181065
mate he was just here
Where do you get the inspiration for your posts?
I have an idea for a new superhero
4chanman
>>69180960
what private school
bet i played you at football
>>69181008
*approaches you awkwardly*
>>69181047
would suck a fart out of her asshole
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4070986/Two-teenagers-killed-police-chase-seaside-town-ended-high-speed-crash.html
Shocking when innocent, upstanding lads die in these awful car accidents. I hope the BMW driver is punished within the full extent of the law for taking two lives away that day.
>>69181058
What's your usual order lad? I hear you can pick the spices and shit
hello can i fit in here
fuck me lads
ftse at record highs
fucking thank you brexiteers, that's literally another 3 grand for me since the last time i checked
have to go out drinking but would rather sit in and watch the footie
>'5 cans for the price of 4' beer deal
>bring 5 cans to cashier
>tries to charge me for the price of 5 cans
>stares at me like a retard when I say its on special offer
>end up having to call over manager
FFS should that shit not just get reduced automatically on the system??
>>69181102
who are you quoting?
>>69181130
shop i used to work in didn't
>>69180811
just got home from work
gonna give the ol' rolling a machine a workout
Murder never looked this good
poo is still coming out of my anus ruddy hell
>>69181111
do you promise to post only the most scintillating banter, the most neuron-firing of political discussions and only the freshest tunes?
>>69181102
You have 10 seconds to give me a reason why cars shouldn't be banned.
why are pakis so desperate for attention?
>>69181089
*looks at feet*
>>69181123
get out now before article 50 gets triggered lad, the currencies underv and ftse's overv right now
>>69181159
Pics of rolling machine
>>69181164
hope I die in an /fa/ way
>>69181174
i'll try la
>>69181168
wish that poo was posting here instead of you, it would likely have better quality posts, a more likeable personality and a less egregious smell.
doggo is looking at me in a demanding manner
>>69181102
They definitely don't look like degenerate criminals ;))))
>>69181184
Why do they samefag?
>>69181192
Literally no idea where to go next lad, might split a house with the brother in some student ends
>>69181168
I'm at the tail-end of a stomach bug so I'm squirting out big liquid shits all evening
>>69181208
*hugs you closely*
*whipers in your ear*
>"don't let me down"
slowly coming to the conclusion that ethnicity means nothing lads
Send them all back to bongo bongo land
>>69181194
>>69181187
*looks at your feet as well*
*clocks your Gola webs*
*gets the first train back to the 'pool*
>>69181213
wow mean
will my girl Amy get an academy award this time?
>>69181266
>>69181271
Yes, but you're German. You literally hate being white
I'm dying without (You)s la's
gf actually thinks we can make up after what she did to me
crazy bint
>>69181293
shes a munter
>>69181275
Haha
>>69181300
>anime
fuck off nonce twat
are the yous back
cheated on the gf with the ex-gf lads
>>69181272
*claps*
>>69181310
Reply to yourself like the paki does.
>>69181293
if she provides an award winning performance, then yes
>>69181323
post your favourite actress then for comparisons
still pooing
>>69181302
It's the 'le free market will fix it xD free trade and open borders yay! :D' Dane
Get back your (You)s m8s
Go to Settings on the top of 4chan, click on Miscellaneous
Click on Custom CSS, paste this
a.ql-tracked:after{
content:" (You)"
}
Check the Custom CSS option, scroll down and press save
>>69181302
No that's not it
First of all, I'm not a german
Second of all, my whiteness is essentially just my phenotype. Genetic expression. Race. That's not ethnicity
>>69181340
test
>>69181325
>my
>>69181329
>fuck off nonce twat
>>69181359
>>69181340
2nd test
>>69181255
>>69181184
What are you on about you racists?
what did I miss?
>>69181350
I'm not talking about replies lad I'm talking about (You)s
Dots just aren't cutting it
>>69181293
she deserves one
>>69181379
:(
>>69181389
that's not an actress
>>69181359
>favourite actress
>>69181362
he's from london you mad bastard
when did yanks give up capitalism by the way?
crashing this thread with no survivors
>>69181425
err fuck off lol
>>69181184
>>69181255
>rorkes till bumsore from being BTFO last thread
okey dokey ready for round 2?
>>69181281
*chases you onto the tracks*
>>69181184
Rorke is angwy again
>>69181184
nawh angry rorke
*pats your balding head*
>>69181458
*dies*
>being racist in 2016
Grow up you fucking manchildren.
>>69181437
is he from England originally though?
always thought he was a dane that lived in London for a bit
>>69181395
A paki getting upset because no one likes Islam.
awooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>69181511
you're an absolute melon mate
>>69181502
oh im actually not sure now
he is best ally anyway, even if the railways should be NATIONALISED not privatised
Is the Paki the same one trying to make out he's incredibly wealthy??
>>69181543
you like islam?
Having a staring contest lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPeRK9xrdas
this mong who keeps going on about 'le evil paki bogeyman' is as bad as a paki himself
give it a fucking rest you autist
excuse me
*tries to squeeze through*
>>69181275
>>69181325
:)
:3
https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1501557999873357&set=pb.100000575139346.-2207520000.1482947880.&type=3&theater
Not being funny but I fucking hate Trump, he acts like a fucking buffoon like a fucking child.
He's part of the elite, he's not socking it to the establishment at all, he flip-flops over everything, everything he does is as if it's a reality show for "controversy" and "ratings"
Why do people love him? Are people really that fucking STUPID?
parents literally bought me haribo starmix
does this mean they don't love me anymore?
>>69181565
don't care about, just think your worldview is distorted by /pol/ memes
>>69181597
i got starmix too :/
>>69181585
>>69181585
Reality show politician uezs
>>69181585
t. mahmoud abdulluh bin talweed aziz mohammed
>>69181564
the samefag?
he's fucking lost it, m8
>>69181583
looks like a weak cheap rolling machine
still a good post though
Which one of you lads was this?
https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/814084846557495296
Bradley
>>69181627
im half-finnish so I'm actually more white/more mongolian than u
you reckon jews are capable of literally any level of honesty whatsoever?? like even when they're just having mundane conversations with their family members about inconsequential shit and how their day was and how long it took them to get home from the office in the traffic or if their coffee is too a bit too hot or cold or shit, are they actually capable of uttering a single word of truth? even where telling the truth would be beneficial to them?
>>69181600
>don't care about
ah yes, apathy. worse than pakis 2bh
>>69181647
Wasn't given enough time
>>69181643
'ddit
>>69181640
>looks like a weak cheap rolling machine
they all work the same mate, i have a RAW one but its only for regular papers, not king
>>69181612
starmix is ok though
save us some cherries xx
>>69181696
already ate them all haha
>>69181675
Monk wasn't either
>>69181654
reported to the ADL
>>69181716
apathy and strawmans. wonderful.
Free the imprisoned Muzzie. the system is racist
>>69181654
it amazes me how much hatred jews generate, in another thread a thai buddhist was ranting about how he wanted them all exterminated. What is it that generates this animosity? Only people who seem to like them are republican americans, and they LOVE them.
a queer tribe
Has anyone here ever had Fentanyl?
Meant to be 100x stronger than morphine
>>69181564
>>69181628
nah lads that's me, and i'm not incredibly wealthy that is literally all the capital I have and it's from inheritance, I just invested it well (see: incredibly luckily)
>>69181771
What did you invest in?
I love you even though you are fat
look out, janny's here
i'm worried about the queen. Is she actually sick? How bad is it?
>>69181771
what capital? how much
Oh fuck is that strawmanning Muslim nobhead still here?
He's been raging on for what must be about 5 hours now.
>>69181767
it's jealousy desu
99% of middle aged people are overweight or so the news is telling me
what should i watch while I eat lads?
>>69181683
>they all work the same mate
I thought that until I got my raw
>>69181782
I said this a while back
For some reason I thought we'd stay in the EU and that the FTSE would rally when we did, so I switched my 'folio over to a ftse tracker fund literally the week before and obviously it's paying off nicely now
>>69181819
If it was serious we'd have a lot more news
>>69181819
DIE DIE DIE
>>69181823
*dusts dandruff off your shoulder*
alright rorke? still fuming I see.
>>69181771
No, I wasn't referring to you.
>>69181840
Blackadder series 1
>>69181840
hardcore granny gangbang
>>69181437
America was extremely protectionist during essentially its entire history and in fact only started to give that up in the 1980s
>>69181854
Didn't understand a word of that but thanks.
had a currywurst for dinner but it wasn't enough
what should i get to eat?
why don't I have (You)s anymore? I just have my post number underlined
haven't seen one paki/pro muslim post
all I can see is this rorke mong going on and on
SHUT THE FUCK UP
dunno what to have for tea
choices are quorn roast with potato and veg or go to the chipgrocers
maybe even a takeaway for ultra degeneracy
>>69181907
another currywurst
>>69181907
a currywurst
>>69181882
Fuming about what lad?
Have I missed something?
>>69181926
currywurst
*makes it rain*
*makes it cold*
*builds several roundabouts*
*drives alongside you in my car*
oi cyclist want a lift?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE (You)s
Tony Blair is gonna die soon
>>69181926
go to the chipgrocers
>>69181925
>this paki samefagging
>>69181907
>A sausage with ketchup and curry powder
>German """delicacies"""
Ah yes
maybe if rorkes weren't so sensitive and easy to bait then people would bother false flagging as a paki
finally measured the thickness for the first time
4.5" under the head and 4.75" in the middleish
is it skinny or avg?
@69181966
i confiscated them
amerigadism, nod globadism, wil bee our gredo :DDDDDD
>>69181939
>Fuming about what lad?
some phantom paki
>Have I missed something?
yeah, your gay card *points to ground*
*teaches bitches how to swim*
>>69181822
100k from inheritance in a self-managed fund + 14k or whatever the ISA allowance is in those golden help to buy isas
There's nothing easier to bait than an obvious /pol/ visitor
>TRIwizard cup
>4 wizards compete
lmao
>>69181925
this 2bh
>>69181982
ah yes nowhere in britain do you have cheap somewhat questionable but still tasty foods
>>69181976
last time i went to the chipgrocers was the chess wc final day :3
>paki gets ripped to bits in 5 threads
>"b-b-but i was baiting you all when i said isis weren't muslims"
Fucking state.
>>69181767
convinced that jews are an alien species or even demons t b h.
at what stage does being overweight actually become imminently dangerous?
I work with a bunch of guys who are embarrassingly overweight and they all seem to work away fine throughout the day and don't appear to be struggling in anyway to keep up
I know they might have heart issues relating to their weight, but fucking EVERYONE seems to have heart issues related to something. don't think I've known anyone who died directly as a result of their weight
>>69182053
stop eating so much, tubby
>>69181988
You're meant to measure around the tip, around the shaft and around the base of the shaft and then average it.
>>69181988
lower average
will certainly be underwhelming and you will never truly please a woman ever
http://heatst.com/tech/creepy-youtuber-onision-responds-to-our-story-about-his-gallery-of-young-teen-girls-in-their-underwear/
>no mummy to wipe my bottom when I do a poo poo
not a fan of this "being an adult" malarky
>>69182049
haha that was me lad, there's more than one of us, and i don't think isis are muslims, we clearly disagree on that though so let's drop the subject :)
It's a bit weird that we haven't heard anything at all about the Queen since Christmas Day when it was reported that she would be missing the service at Sandringham.
Usually when even a minor Royal so much as farts there are reports all over the papers but there has been silence about the Queen other than those reports about her missing the service.
Hmmmmm.
>>69182024
Just think it's a bit too simplistic to really be considered its own dish desu
think i might have depression lads
fucking hate being at uni, don't like being at home, don't want to do anything, don't want to eat. Don't feel good overall haha x
>>69181855
lel, this is definitely not necessarily the case. When George VI had cancer nobody was told until he croaked.
>>69182065
better than what i thought at least. though i legit had one of the skinniest dicks around
>>69182073
mummy dresses me
proper creasing at rorke showing himself up
kid needs to smoke a spliff and relax
>>69182106
When that happened civil servants didn't have twitter
>>69182093
she's not dead mate
>>69182097
just be happy hahah x get well soon hun x
Maxed out my credit score lads. What do?
>postal deliveries as normal on NYE
PRAISE THE LAWD
>>69182145
Get a mortgage or something?
>>69182137
Oh no, they'd announce it straight away if she dies. Could be more serious than they're letting on though.
>>69182017
>visitor
All boards are /pol/ satellite boards
>>69182138
thanks sweety x
>>69182124
they also didn't know about it...
>>69182145
get a small loan of a million dollars and invest in concrete
gonna be a growth industry when the syrian war stops
>africans starving to death
>children are literal skeletons
>horrible amounts of suffering
>still pumping out kids
are these people idiots? do they actually lack higher cognitive skills? just stop shagging each other like fucking rabbits you morons.
imagine actually receiving inheritance instead of your parents selling their home and blowing all the cash on cruises so they can avoid having to pay for care homes.
really gets the old brain juice churning
>isis
>full of sunni muslims attempting to create a pure islamic caliphate
>not actually muslims
Hmmm. Obviously a Muslim here.
my willy is always at its nadir when I'm at a urinal
>>69182212
>just stop shagging
easy for you to say, virgin
>>69182212
insightful and well informed post
>>69182145
does that mean you're in debt?
>>69182212
Need more chilluns to work the farms/mines/other poor people industries innit
>>69182212
maybe if they worked instead of fucking constantly then they'd also be able to afford a 2.5kg seasoned Turkey from Waitrose like I could.
>>69182212
gotta have kids to work the farms
if all your kids die you need to have more to compensate
>Dutch woman with two British children told to leave UK after 24 years
>brexit
Are (You)'s still gone?
>>69182274
probably her fault
>>69182233
i said fucking DROP IT okay
don't make me get angry you little nerd
>>69182147
I think the 'sheeds on here can't imagine that they're fucking hated by people outside of /pol/
>>69182274
payback for that jolly up the Thames if you ask me.
>>69182274
1 down 5 million to go
Reminder that if the Queen was seriously ill and in hospital she would be taken there under the utmost secrecy, the press would not even know and if they did they would be under a gag order and unable to report on it.
The press had to mention her absence at the Christmas Day service because it's a highly public event, shown live on TV every year. People would notice that she wasn't there.
Since then though there has been nothing reported. Even a "heavy cold" as the Palace are describing it could be incredibly serious at her age.
>>69182212
People like to have sex and it feels good.
Not that you'd know you fucking virgin.
feels like the average age of /brit/ is around 15-19 years old
>rorke
>janny
>paki
>>69182226
statistics is raciss
>kills white man for his expensive $80,000 car, sells it for $1000 then puts blame on white man for being able to afford the car in the first place. if he couldnt then he'd still be alive.
@69182300
yes
>>69182274
Almost certainly her fault, anyone who lives legally in the UK for more than 5 years can apply for residency
>>69182274
If you read the article it's basically fearmongering, she didn't provide the correct ID or an accepted excuse for not having it and she got the automated response of being rejected.
If she just waited and sent her passport when she got it back she'd have been fine.
>2016
>Not having dual nationality for the sake of this type of thing.
Just watched the force awakens and got teary eye Han Solo died even though I knew it was coming.
>cheweys scream in pain
;_;
>>69182332
literally all me under various guises
>>69182302
Drop what. What are you talking about?
>>69182318
rip
>>69182318
hope she popped her clogs, old parasite
>>69182353
It pissed me off when Leia and Chewy completely ignored eachother after it happened, what the fuck was that about?
>>69182071
YouTube is nonce heaven. I heard their conventions are practically BBC-style paedo rings.
>>69182300
i have a few spare ones 2bh
>>69180730
You sure? She's a leaf.
>[Friend] is now friends with Aurora Mitchell
loooool
>>69182352
i don't think we allow dual nationality because there was something about surprise surprise moroccans and turks abusing it
>>69182365
looking forward to the inevitable day public holiday so we can all 'grieve'
>>69182332
t. Rorke the Paki janny
>>69182274
Good, that racist shouldn't be taking up space that could be used by commonwealth people like Pakistanis and Nigerians.
>>69182375
terrible lazy writing
the queen dying would save 2016
>>69182274
And yet we welcome shitskins in with open arms
>>69182375
Leia had writ a book about her affair with Chewbacca
dormer lads
>>69182389
alri mark
>the queen dying would save 2016
how much debt are you in lads?
i owe about £20k
>>69182375
Chewy is Hans invisible friend that only he can see
>>69182274
This has been the norm for women with no recourse to public funds. Woc have been systematically denied right to family life if not British
>>69182353
SPOILERS
>>69182212
>muh overpopulation
>muh famines
nice 80's memes grandad, world population is tapering off, world hunger is declining.
>>69182026
wew :3
>>69182431
0
But don't have much to my name
face so spunkable
>>69182388
umm Kate Austen was born and raised in Iowa sweetie x
>>69182353
how did it take you so long to see it
>>69182431
bout 45-50k once i graduate
it's not real debt though and my net assets put me well into the black :)
>>69182431
can you afford it tho?
>>69182470
>Apple products
Into the bin you go my dear ;^)
>>69182470
She's got the face of your average slag, I still don't get what's so good about her.
tfw no gf
>>69182445
all your posts are shit
>>69182439
>somebody spent literally minutes typing this out
Have shagged girls from NI, Ireland, Wales, & Scotland but never England
Where is my best bet to shag an English girl lads?
>>69182439
Yes lad, we've all been to /tv/, give it a rest.
>>69182473
I dunno just never got around to seeing it, was a really good film though. I like that the main baddie is Elliott Rodger tier
>>69182431
around £15k so far. But i'm also working full time while I study, so I could technically pay off me student loan fairly quick. But why would i do that when I could just move abroad, earn even more money, pay less rent and never have to pay the student loan back.
>>69182543
Go to London and get a proper British woman.
>>69182472
Iowa is part of Canada
one of the disobedient lower 48 provinces
>>69182509
ye i only pay 2%
>>69182540
5AM VAMPING
>>69182543
English people don't exist anymore, only Pakis and Niggers.
>>69182543
somewhere full of ropey slags i.e. The North or Midlands.
>>69182567
>48 provinces
>canadian education
>>69182430
me in the background