>Spain trash please take me out of here

Remove tortilla

make Spain gape again

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spentobe
lik
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por que carajo no se separan de europa de una puta vez y vienen para sudamerica?

>>69176349

porque no nos gustas ni un poquito.

Spain is great and you should kill yourself

>>69176151

colgate

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>>69176377
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>>69176502
hey man relax we don't want more casualties here

>>69176349
Seria lo ideal, pero mercosur es un desastre, hay años que parece que sera como la Union Europea y otros como este que parece que desaparece, y nosotros estamos atrapados con los alemanes

>>69176548

todavía seguís sin gustarme.

>>69176552
wew

>>69176151
Spain was a fantastic country but the Spanish ruined it. A real shame.

Let's look at their problems:
>They're seriously behind with learning English - a recognised global language. So much so that Cambridge English holds a monopoly on the English language students there with their bullshit exams. This could have been avoided if they began learning the language seriously 20/30 years like France, Germany, Holland and Portugal did.
>They have only just conceived a new government after being without one for over a year.
>They're incredibly racist towards everyone who isn't from their region.
>Their food is disappointing.

The lists goes on, tio.

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>>69176151
>part spanish
>surname is from either andalusia or castile
>not glorious galicia or catalonia

>>69176548
¿Por qué hay tantos argentinos con doble nacionalidad ? ¿Cuantos abuelos argentinos vinieron de España ?

>>69176594
no te quiero gustar negrito de meirda.
te estoy mostrando que tus compatriotas se dan cuenta que tu pais es un desastre y salen disparados para sudamerica.
:^)

>>69176661
Sure plz stop sending retirees here, we r tired of the " I can't pay my pills in England"

>>69176676
>glorious galicia or catalonia
they were never glorious

>>69176661
>behind in learning English
I don't know why kids are so shit at it, english teachers have to remind people of the same basic shit for years sometimes. But basically, if you don't use a language you forget it, like most anglos that study Spanish.
>food is disappointing
take that back cunt. I've been to england and everyday people eat so much worse than here

ya no hay (you)s?

>>69176661
tío*

>tortilla is Spanish but not also tequilla
>both literally sound the same

stop with the bullshit, spen, and admit that Mexico is the same as you and that you should just migrate there

>>69176706

>y salen disparados para sudamerica

buscan el resto de oro que teneis escondido, CUIDADO!!!

>>69176837

no, el puto chino los quitó

>>69176905
Pues muy mal, ahora cuesta un huevo encontrar las respuestas de la gente.

>>69176810
really will be easier 4 us french instead of english, just like is easier 4 us Italian or portuguese

>>69176810
I will admit I am just flamebaiting for "you"'s but your English education is a real shambles. The schools teach the same thing each year (present perfect tense basically) and the private academies couldn't give a shit, they just want the client's money. Now that the government has made this condition that must have a First certificate in a second language to graduate University, private language academies are pissing themselves with laughter because it's easy money.

Your food is disappointing (apart from in Andalucia). Patatas Bravas/Alioli is great but it's really no big deal and I can make it here in Britain. Same goes for your bocadillo de pulpos/calamaris, pinxos, anything with jamon etc.

>>69176937
portuguese is the closest thing but english is the most useful realisticially even if real native speakers are arrogant cunts
i had french before and i dont like it one bit.

>>69176960
>First certificate in a second language to graduate University
not here, don't even know what u r talking about
>Patatas Bravas/Alioli is great but it's really no big deal and I can make it here in Britain. Same goes for your bocadillo de pulpos/calamaris, pinxos, anything with jamon etc.
du u really think that our food is the pub food?

>>69176935

PUTO CHINO DE LOS COJONES

desde que llegó no para de joder todo

>>69176960
>Bocadillo de calamares
its a Madrid thing, bocadillos are NOT good food in any way shape or form. It's just practical to carry on the go.
>only eats tapas and pinchos
>complains about spanish food
did you only eat in bars rather than restaurants while here?

>>69177100
Joder, es que entiendo que para evitar bait y tal lo quite, pero es que se hace mazo dificil encontrar tus respuestas si el hilo se alarga.

>>69177134
All your restaurants are Italian.

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>>69176552
>he didn't even bothered to timestamp his death

>>69177164

y si utilizas una imagen para ver donde tienes tus rspuestas te banean por ello.

>>69177181
well we got a few Italians, but that's just like say that all urs r pakis

>>69177223
¿una imagen? ¿cómo? ¿por el nombre de la imagen?

>>69177181
you got ripped off mate
how the fuck do tourists end up paying 10€ for shitty tapas they give locals for free with their drinks ?
can't you recognize a tourist trap when you see one?

>>69177295

porque hay un limite de imagenes por hilo y si utilizas una imagen cada vez que respondes los moderadores se enfadan y te banean.

si... son asi de idiotas.

>>69177310
It's not like that in Catalunya.

I used to live in Cordoba, lovely place. 1 euro for a beer and free tapas.

>>69177350
Pero eso es ridículo.
Espero que lo cambien.

>>69176702
cuantos exactamente no se, pero vinieron millones durante las guerras mundiales y la guerra civil española

t. descendiente de Andaluces que vinieron durante la gran guerra

Yo quiero emigrar a españa.

Las mujefres son muy feas aca.

>>69176151
Come here spaniard.

>>69177473
¿Las Indias?
Yo trabajé con una Chilena de descendientes españoles y era una pelirroja guapísima. Se casó con un sueco.

>>69177378
can you speak a word of spanish? people in cordoba are shit, how did you not realize?
also i get that british tourists want to see the sun, but going to the southermost hottest part seems a bit extreme, i wouldnt live there t b h

>>69176893
>tor
>te
>same word

Being slovene, you may not be trained to listen vowel sounds. But for the rest of us it's easy to differentiate them.

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>>69176532
>latinos ni si quiera saben decir "cuélgate" sin sonar como mongolos

>>69177480
No you guys don't want me there better dead than being an invader.

>>69177640

>los españoles no saben diferenciar entre banderas

>>69177553
I can.

Whereabouts are you from ah-me-go?

You sound a little retarded, is all. If you say you're from the Basque or some Catalonian village I will piss myself with laughter.

>>69177650
Yeah, we do, i met quite a few of you that was here just doing normal work and said they can actually save money here instead of working a lot and not being able to save. It's better than having those south americans, armirite!?

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>>69176151
LEÓN
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>>69177164
>>69177100

Que mañana vuelven a estar los (you)s, tontos.

Que es el día de los santos inocentes.

>>69176837
Utiliza 4chanx

>>69177875
north west, relatively rainy and humid
if i go to Madrid or further south my lips tend to get cut from the dryness in the air
Mediterranean coast is usually where ignorant cunts that heard about "playa" and low alcohol prices go

>>69176937
well yea, they're romance languages

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>>69177230
we really like indian food

>>69176893
>stop with the bullshit, spen, and admit that Mexico is the same as you and that you should just migrate there
>Mexico
no

>>69176151
>trash please take me out of here
si eres sudamericano por que no te vuelves a tu pais tu?

>>69178347
>relatively rainy

Northern Spain is rainier than England.

>>69177519
Las pocas blancas que hay aca tienen el ego muy alto, solo salen con machos alfa 10/10

>>69178073
No sé yo...

>>69178104
¿?

>>69176661
>England
>talks about food

Not that I like spaniards anyways

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>>69176151
>ALERTO! NECESITO VUESTRO CONSEJO

Recibí una denuncia por beber en publico. Supuestamente me van a enviármela por el correo a mi casa en los eeuu. Si no la recibo, no debería preocuparme? Ya sé k el gobierno de españa esta jodido y vosotros tenéis problemas más importantes para enfrentar. Básicamente, me vais a llevar a la cárcel o no?

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>>69176661
>>Their food is disappointing.
>>UK

>>69181934

te van a poner una multa

si pagas bien

si no pagas atento a la proxima vez que vengas porque te detendran

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>>69182711
Bueno pero como puedo pagarla si no la recibo? Tengo planes para trabajar allá después de graduarme.

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>>69176151
Spain is great dude.

>>69176782
They never stoped*

>>69182906

has dicho que la ibas a recibir por correo, espera a ver que te dice y donde pagarla.

>>69181219
>Las pocas blancas que hay aca tienen el ego muy alto, solo salen con machos alfa 10/10
te piensas que aquí es diferente. que chaval...soy muy exigentes aqui eso o tienes mucho dinero

>>69183127
>espera a ver que te dice y donde pagarla

Dudo k vayan a contactarme por la burocracia.

>Spanish girls - Yay!
>Spanish manlets - Eew!

Keep all your qt latinas coming.

t. Germany.

>>69183206
son*

mandado desde mi shelular :P

>>69176960
Please, stop shaming yourself. Not putting butter into anything is not a sign of bad cooking, but the contrary.

Jokes aside, is that all your experience with Spanish cooking? I respect your opinion, I'm just curious

>>69183234

si no recibes nada pues olvidate del tema, si te dicen que vayas a XXX sitio y abones la multa pues lo haces (si quieres obviamente).

>>69181934
>por beber en publico
JAJAJAJ, botellon?

>>69183033

Que ciudad es esta?

>>69183246
But they don't like the little toothbrush nustache

espana? quieres decir Portugal Oriental?

>>69183386
Sevilla, avenida de la constitución

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Spain is comfy

>>69176661
>Their food is disappointing.
Are you serious?
>UK
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>>69176556
>Seria lo ideal
eres tonto?xdxd

>>69176661
whether a country is wealthy or not is literally a matter of luck.

if it's wealthy, /int/ will pretend that it all makes sense because the inhabitants are white and so smart

if it's not, /int/ will claim that inhabitants are "swarthy" and exaggerate their shortcomings and claim they're deservedly poor

>>69179642
Ojalá lo fuera y tuviese un sitio al que ir para escapar de vosotros.

>>69183745
>But they don't like the little toothbrush nustache
honestly i can see germans with spanish girls ...

>>69185758
pues vete a otro pais hay muchos, no es obligatorio quedarse aquí anon

>>69185814
>neet
uh...

>>69176661
>UK talking about learning foreign languages, dissapointing food and being racist.
Wow mate

hi

¿Por que los españoles huelen como a caca de toro siempre?

>>69186099
wow are you really from there?

>>69186106
sudaca

>>69186106
Tenemos el culo muy peludo y se nos quedan trozos de heces pegados al cagar.

>>69186106
No tenemos sentimientos.

>>69176204
How do you guys feel about Mexico's fake tortilla?

I'm not a die-hard fan of Spanish food, but Spanish tortilla is pretty great. I feel sorry for Americans only knowing the shitty bread-thing.

>>69186209
in my case i dont give a shit

once in a mexican restaurant i thought it was weird that the guy called the shitty bread thing a tortilla

>>69186209
>Shitty bread
>Tortilla

>>69186277
Proper tortilha is top comfy. Even the shitty ones are pretty good.

My Uni cantina used to serve them at dinner sometimes, and it was very basic, but those things, warm on a cold night in between writing my thesis were pretty great.

>>69186410
The Mexican one is shitty bread.

The Spanish one is pretty good.

Come one, I don't compliment Spanish stuff very often, I'm really trying, today.

>>69186465
You misunderstood my coment

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>>69186412
The important question is with or without onion?

>>69186869
with, always

otherwise its kinda shit

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>ywn fight for the Republic

se siente mal hombre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JELOzi_vz00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFYgsaf-xYc

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>>69186209
>tortilla
>bread

lol wut

>>69187197
>Corn chips
>Tortilla
Why do Mexicans ruin everything?

>>69187298
>he names an omellete tortilla

hahaha

este hilo es espiñol

>>69187197
what in earth is that

>>69187764
a sudaca thing

>>69186869
with onion, my dude

i like without too, but it's more bland

with onion i just salivate so much while eating that its like i'm drinking the tortilla

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>>69176349

>>69176151
Go to Peru senpai, you'll get fresh pussy and people will respect you since you are white

As well pretty sure you'll get a good job and as long as you stay away from dangerous areas you'll be fine

t. Leaf who has bunch of rich spaniard friends in Peru

>>69187517
>The translation of omellete is tortilla in Spanish
>Lol you use the right word

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Im american here in Mexico... why does everyone look at me as if im GAWD??

>>69189994
because ur are abnormally obese

>>69186209

Are you shit talking tacos, proto-HUE?. Tacos are a gift to humanity, spanish cuisine doesn't hold a candle.

>>69191711
Heh, just a sideways kebab. I prefer the Spanish tortilha is all.

I do like what you guys do with seafood, though, I have to say.

>>69183349
Sí, claro

>>69176548
Only 90k born in Spain

>We wuz spaniards'n shieet

>>69176782
FUCK SOUTH GALICIA DID FINE!

>>69176676
Pretty sure that both Andalusia and Castille were more glorious than catalonia or Galicia

then ride your bull all across europe

>>69176661
This has to be bait. If there's on thing the Spanish do well it's their food.

>>69176151
Is Spain so bad?

are you really ok to live with Anglo weather, Anglo food and Anglo workaholic?

Viva Cataluña Libre

>>69191949
Ciudad?

>>69189994
because your race seems superior to theirs (it is).

>>69183246
Come and get your Spanish girl.

>>69177468
sí, hasta mi abuelo fue a argentina de joven, pero era alcoholico y no le fue bien.
mi bisabuelo trabajaba en la Ford allá creo...

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>>69186099
Hi Kenya

>>69195511
>anglo weather, anglo food
what do you mean? we don't have any of that
if we had anglo weather no anglos would come and our tourism-based economy would collapse lol

>>69186869
without

>>69195511

Japan calling anyone workaholic..