Vocaroo Thread

If I wanted validation from the noise of other human voices I would talk to my family.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y4UTEL4daN

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>>69175418
>I don't even know where you got this from

>>69175418
it's ok, english isn't your first language you'll get better just keep practising

>>69175277
I don't have to read that right? I don't have an accent

>>69175524

do you have a vagina instead?

>>69175543
No I have a willy

>>69175607

is it an innie or an outtie?

>>69175620
outie 2bh.

>>69175642
:/

still read it pls

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KWKEpYN8yc

>>69175781
I have a lisp

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>>69175277
you posted about this on /mämmi/ so here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xOU8f8FLmF

>>69175277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ct9qRKgtaI

>>69175919
>I have a lisp
good

>>69175948
native-tier/10

>>69176080
you sound like one of my co-workers, only gayer

>>69175277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17xhRB7rj1r

Les chaussettes de l'archiduchesse sont-elles sèches ? Oui, archi-sèches.
Un chasseur sachant chasser saît chasser sans son chien.
Cinq chiens chassent six chats.
Suis-je bien chez ce cher Serge?
Je troque trente trucs turcs contre treize textes tchèques.
Avez-vous déjà vu un ver allant vers un verre en verre vert à l'envers?

Have fun lads.

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>>69176252
>you sound like one of my co-workers, only gayer

I shouldn't have read it

>>69175277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c9MJxnhMhk

>>69175277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05t8uHlAZw4

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>>69176352
it's only bantz
here have some dots

>>69176489
hi old friend, would you like to join our skype group?

Some american dude came to maemmi and requested finnishg accentian. I tried by mest.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yIbv5ZpcVA

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>>69176576
sorray babs maybe some other time

it's not like I'm going to leave 4chins

>>69176592
kaikki ok?

>>69176633
>it's not like I'm going to leave 4chins

iktf

thought I'd bring some emotion into this thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UXg3ROZbPp

>>69176909
onks äijä kännis :DD

>>69176252
>native-tier/10
I've never heard that one before.

>>69177026
e, kui ni? :D

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PfvDC6DXMu

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^^

vocaroo.com/i/s1z39dUNCSpz

>>69175277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12WRPocuLx0

>>69176310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hVNborLdMF

>>69177685
RARE

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>>69177685

>>69177685
african drug lord is it you

>>69175277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cN7XJPAcsV

people also need to post moar stuff to read

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jUHQHVGcl2

>>69177456
i can't tell if you're speaking another language or what

>>69179157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smRs6_oXzwY

its turkish

German
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCn3wXIse4

>>69176310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FeaVLUz6rE

Got tongue tied, started to hihihi-hahaha, and couldn't hon-hon-hon pas.

>>69175277
My irish accent is pretty bad, sorry lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dlz8RdXyQN

Cum on, lads
Let's make it work, rate each other

>>69180627
Try it again in a quiet place pls

>>69177976
Nice try :3
It is some of the most difficult french sentences, even me I can't do it properly.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ts1kCS0Qz5

pls rate my pronunciation.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yFIPLDxruu

>>69177456
>Guzel aksan ahahha

https://youtu.be/dmuEHWQZtW0?t=40s

>>69176310
>>69181469
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GabepD8xhE

>>69178242
>people also need to post moar stuff to read

vitun huora, toi oli sun viimenen virhe. anna pillua, saatana.

>>69182392
why would I vocaroo something finnish, I already know I can speak finnish

>>69182485
so that i could have something to repost in /mammi/

>>69182392
>>69182485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SuLdOaNkhB

What did I say?

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>>69182333
Delit zis

>>69182672
>fucking whore, that was your last mistake. give me pussy, satan (although we use "vittu" "saatana" and "perkele" kind of like the polish use kurwa)

>>69182322
italyan-türkmüsün? aksanın nasıl kardeş?
bi vocaroo'yi at

>>69182952
kek I thought I was chanting some satanic ritual. Thanks for the explanation how is the correct pronounciation?

>>69183020
it was pretty good, would have probably understood all of it even if I didn't know what you were trying to say beforehand. 8/10

>>69183058
T-Thanks anon

>>69182971
Al anon senin gibi ingiliz aksanim yok maalesef desu

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KCwKqPEJrn

>>69183291
yok yok türkçe'de at lan
çünkü bi italyan-türkü hiçbir şey görmedim

>>69183585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Hj3mztdPYS

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pGpt7Ow3kh

>>69183585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02kumVttSP2

>>69183797
Are you choking my friend? You need help removing the dick from your throat?

>>69184007
I was just practicing gr8 language of the gr8 people ghazi türk my gr8 lady

>>69184071

Is not that similar to French we have less dick sucking sounds you have to practice more lad

>>69184126
>we

:) remove kebab

>>69184126
kebab riisillä ja iso kola, kiitos

>>69184169
grütty much this grü

>>69184218
tulossa oikealle ylös minun suomalainen ystävä

>>69184320
>oikealle ylös
>right up
kek

>>69184339
Google translate dun goofed?

>>69184380
yeah, that's like "to right up"
like directions, direct translation

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>>69181739

>>69184380
idioms never translate well

>>69184414
post spanish panama rayo

Shitty mic, but this is my genuine born and raised New Jersey accent

http://vocaroo.com/i/s117cXunFbkg

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XtcRakXGK1
rate

>>69189907
Are you eating an apple?

>>69175277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NezRaLXKbi
>>69176310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UgLucRcgTl
>>69182392
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mY6EyJNwHF

Requesting Italian

>>69189963
yea a BIG FAT JUICY apple going INTO my mouth

>>69175855
oh caralhoooooooooooooooo

TENNO HEIKA BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAI
yankee domo o korose! totsugeki~!

kisama no omanko wo namete yaru

>>69184453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gJM1xPv87g

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>>69183774
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pGpt7Ow3kh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X7OQln3xHk