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cara

>>69172981
there's no real advantage for a European having British Citizenship

anyone else use their gf's boobs as pillows?

>>69172971
that isn't new lad

lad
I'm for heavily controlled immigration and my grandparents came to the UK in the late 40's haha

i took loom in high school

NYE's going to be a good one, feel it in my waters

>>69173018
just stop trying

http://www.afr.com/brand/chanticleer/amazon-is-still-coming-but-delays-australian-launch-by-six-months-20161103-gsgyby
>"We spoke to the guy rolling out Amazon's business here in Australia and in his words: 'We are going to destroy the retail environment in Australia'."
what a cheeky cunt

you know whats mental?

alex jones tinfoil hat film 'endgame' is becoming more and more true everyday.

>>69173026
staying in the bloody country clearly

also the #1 reason is anglophobia, europeans notoriously despise the english

Swiss VPN nonce BTFO again

comfy

>>69173028
i wish. my current one's chebs are not really big enough.

My last one's were gloriously comfortable and i do miss it

>>69173068
Ah yes, another yank multinational come to monopolise the industry

And still the runts will cheer them on

>>69173026
there is because we're leaving the EU

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/28/dutch-woman-with-two-british-children-told-to-leave-uk-after-24-years

in this woman's case the home office told her to make arrangements for moving back to NL within 2 years

>>69173049
SCREECHING

>>69173039
good lad
controlled migration of skilled workers when the economy can handle is is absolutely fine. if it would depress the wages of the population already here or there aren't enough jobs to go around, then that would have to wait

>>69173075
all hiros should be killed

>>69173102
companies here never up their game without outside competition though

need a bf

Why do we want to kick out a Dutch woman exactly?

>>69173107
bullies

>depressed wages
oh no did the man stop paying you 30k a year to do a repetitive task a machine or completely unskilled labourer could do? how sad :(

>>69173071
how so?

no do me a solid pls

elaborate n-gger

>>69173150
Why do you want to keep Dutch people here

my gf likes to wake me up by doing a bare-arsed spread-cheeked fart in my mouth. is this normal?

>>69173149
post fanny

>>69173150
More room for pakis

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Is it safe?

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>>69173079
>>69173062

>tfw the man only pays me 32k a year to press keys on a keyboard

>>69173150
we don't, it's a sad case of a woman caught up by bureaucracy. Hope she gets to stay

what was the family that was the monarchy of nearly all europe for a bit

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>>69172994

cara is very ugly

>>69173213
the Hapsburgs?

>>69173213
the caesars

>>69173213
Caesar

lettuce be cereal for a minute.

Do those of you who were for brexit feel happy that the vast amount of immigration we get from shit holes such as africa, india, pakistan and so on will go on unchanged, even as we lose out on immigration from culturally similar countries in Europe?

seems like a bad deal to me

>>69173194
45k here

>>69173162
BEGGING you to lift weights

>>69173150
>>69173158
she'll probably be fine, a newspaper article is usually enough for the rules to be bent

>>69173213
doxxable info

Don't really have a problem with us bringing in immigrants to perform work. British people are lazy as fuck.

>>69173182
no, they usually go all out and poo

>>69173213
hapsburgers

>>69173236
fun fact: brexit voters are statistically dumber than remain voters

and this really riles up the rorke

it's funny really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkelJMJfnu4

New AIU is out

>>69173240
BEGGING you to read a book

>>69173221
>nuke to the nads
so utter, mind-destroying pleasure?

>>69173213
prefer not to say

feel vaguely encouraged by the urban legend at my uni that if I top myself I automatically get a first

>>69173236
Immigration won't change. That is pretty much fucked beyond repair.

We have no option but to tolerate that third world scum now.

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>Every post you've ever made in /brit/ is compiled into a book and given to everyone you know

How fucked are you lads?

>>69173213
You on abour Charlemagne?

>>69173225
Very rude.

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hmmmm

>>69173287
yeah but i won't be happy about it

>>69173213
cornetto

*zooms right past the replies to my post*

ah yes, superb innovation Hiro

>>69173299
>change name
>move house
sorted x

>>69173299
don't know anyone

>>69173283
i can guarantee i am better read than you. You're a skinny worm who votes conservative cos his dad does. You've maybe read Ayn Rand. You are not my equal.

>>69173313
do swedes believe their country is great
are they delusional

>yfw Brexit doesn't change anything but causes a lot of mild inconveniences

Brilliant. What was the point again?

>>69173146
Right, so Amazon will shake it up just enough that the established businesses here will either shut down or be absorbed by Amazon itself, and if it offers the same sort of stuff as the U.S./U.K. Amazon there'll be virtually no competition with it and they can price things however they like

Monopolies are a terrible idea 2bh

>>69173313
>why is malta good for you
what

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good thing i cashed them in when i had the chance
next round's on me boys! wahey!

>>69173236
I would wager we'd have voted to stay if their weren't so many nigs and pakis in britain.

sadly the euros get caught up in that immigration debate when they're mostly decent working people.

>>69173360
its what yanks are googling about these countries you idiot

why is north africa more maps at jakubmarian.com?

>>69173335
no. he's that nig from north london who comes on here and looks for arguments then screeches 'rorke' as if people are genuinely going to be insulted by it.

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did a big think to this

Might fully shave my balls and willy completely bald tonight

never done it the whole way since I grew pubes, only the odd trim

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say it with me

MADAM

>>69173422

Is he the half black spongehead

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>>69173362
at least we got our sovereignty back

haha

My hairline is receding so fucking fast I can feel it hahaa a

>Europeans are mostly decent working people

Guarantee you this lad is European himself

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who /DripDoctors/ here?

>>69173432
i liked the one that showed that either italians or french don't trust themselves

>>69173454
brits are european you mong

>>69173422
>>69173335
both wrong
t. resident of the south best
t. lib dem voter because they have the best overall policy platform
t. reads many books mainly focused on international politics but also entry-level economics
t. definitely not your equal (far superior)

want to see the fwbl but I can't be fucked getting dressed up and shit

>>69173432
fuck greece tbqh

>>69173432
the french and the spanish, as usual are our best allies

>>69173432
>greece REALLY dislike germany
makes me ponder

>let the new puppies sleep on my bed
>they both take a massive piss at the same time soaking right through my blanket

Ah yes.

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>>69173313
>Why is Belgium a country

>>69173236
There was pretty much no reason for us to leave the EU. It's going to do nothing to help lower immigration and it just means that Brits will have a number of inconveniences when they want to travel and trade with the EU. "Taking back control" is a nice concept, but the current government is no better than the EU when it comes to protecting the interests of ordinary people in the UK.

listening to a rinsefm podcast lads

>>69173442
Recognise this from Watch Dogs. Game only looks good at night or sundown.

>>69173452
oh shit im feeling it

>>69173479
>t. lib dem voter
SCREAMING
please, PLEASE, lift weights

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>>69173471
>>69173432
woz italians

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oiii dis one's a percy

this house is falling apart

>>69173456
What's wrong withe their faces?

>>69173507

Owning pets is narcissistic in the extreme

>>69173517
fascinating

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>69173523
Please, please, please read a book
it's embarrassing having to deal with brainlets like you

>>69173526
>germany
>most trustworthy
people never learn

>>69173432
>italy, france and spain like us
:3

>>69173454
>Guarantee you this lad is European himself
Yes, I'm British.

Euro migrants to the UK are mostly employed and they put more into the pot than they take out.

It's all the shite we insist on taking from Africa, India, Bangladesh, Pakistan that is a fucking travesty.

>>69173440
don't it's itchy as fuck

>>69173526(You)
>germany is both most and least turstworthy to poles
hmm

Latvian man find potato. Is made king of village. Dottir no rape. Son no kill. Is warm. Is bright. Man is hallucinate from malnourish in gulag.

>>69173540
makeup/plastic surgery

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>>69173456
chris browns been at it too haha

>>69173549
I was going that way too, haha
*follows*

>brits are european you mong

t.Jean Pierre

>>69173479
t. north london nig

>>69173299
I'm all alone

give me a you i need to test this

>>69173507
what puppers are they

>>69173590
britain is in the continent of europe, ergo they're european

>>69173552
mate stop if i keep laughing so hard im going to piss myself

>>69173578
she must be barely 5ft

>>69173544
why

>>69173621're gay

>>69173511
yes, but at least we can do something about our government when it displeases us.

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>le drip doctor football man meme

I want normies to fuck off REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The alt right are FINISHED

>>69173618
Wonder what your average Express reader would say if someone in America or Asia called us European in front of them.

>Britain is in the continent of europe
>they're

t.Gustaff

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>>69173299
>everyone I know

felt like a fucking mong lads
i was just sat int he old thread for about 20 minutes wondering why everyone stopped posting before i saw it was over 370 posts

>>69173557
You do realise it's actually pretty fucking hard to get into the UK from outside the EU right
Most first gen migrants at least have some qualifications, problem is them bringing their stay at home housewives and breeding like rabbits

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dad just told me that he has been officially diagnosed with prostate cancer

not entirely sure how to respond desu

>>69173618
>they're

fuck off jf

>>69173620
nawh lickle baby
guess your mind just doesn't work very well even controlling physiological stuff :) so sad!

Foggy out

British weather

Walks towards you

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*enters thread*

>>69173642
/brit/ is a normie general

>>69173683
he didn't masturbate enough

>>69173639
Ah yes like vote for Labour instead of the Conservatives.

Just like with the internet surveillance bill those pesky Euros were trying to protect us from, at last our government can implement it.

>>69173642
fuck off mong it's an intriguing situation

>>69173683
giz a feel

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Normie family complaining about brexit and trump again

>>69173674
Yes, and still they come.

We don't fucking want them. Why is this so difficult to understand?

distinguish yourself sweetie :)

>>69173683
tell him "jelly 2bh"

>>69173642
m8 dont know how many times you lot have to be told. this IS a normie general.

(you) me pls

>>69173683
hmm yes deciding what emotion to feel about your own father being diagnosed with a potentially life-threatening disease is a tricky one.

autistic weirdo.

>>69173730
FOS

will I like jordan's new cover photo?

>>69173621
Who cares, you fucking faggot?

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>tfw the fwb introduces you to her parents

>>69173726
Because this is the greatest country in the world, why wouldn't they crawl over here like a swarm of locusts

>>69173683
out of all the cancers that is probably one of the most treatable.

have faith lad.

>>69173746
shoo shoo slimey limey

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>>69173767

>>69173639
Yes, we can do something about it every five years; when we get to choose between only two parties that have a realistic chance of leading the country (one being a party that puts the rich and elite before all else and another that is getting ever closer to becoming an extreme left-wing party).

>>69173694
hahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA
how does it make you feel to know we're winning?
did you cry when brexit happened? when trump happened?
do you cross the road to the other side if you see a working class lad walking on pavement towards you?
Hurry up now lad, you're late for work. Your dad got you a job at that estate agents in town, remember?

They took your (you)s and you didn't do a damn thing about it

took the deccies down today, thank fuck that's over for another year

>go onto my town's local Facebook page
>full of middle aged working class people
>complaining about people's parking, Poles, dogs
>someone ordered a pizza from Domino's and it came with no cheese and there are hundreds of comments about how insane and hilarious this is

Ah yes, the provinces

>>69173767
don't know how fathers can handle being around boys who have fucked his daughter in many different ways

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>>69173767
>her dads face

>>69173774
>greatest country in the world
does the collective rorke genuinely believe this? i guess theres a fair few who have never left their small northern town but surely the rich ones know?

>>69173800
i still have them

>>69173755
dont know what this means hun :) x

I remember when I started my first office job and wasn't sure wether I should shake hands with women or hug them as shaking hands was too formal.

I walked round theoffice being introduced by my boss and shook hands with the men and hugged the women. There was a good 15 people in the office too.

Even though I don't work there anymore it sitll makes me die a little inside and nobody ever mentioned it but I remember getting a few strange looks.

Why the fuck would I think that that was what you did?

Nice to get that off my chest.

>>69173707
>Ah yes like vote for Labour instead of the Conservatives.
Which is at least something.

What the fuck can we do about the EU. Fucking clownshoes.

i do it for my london dons

squeezing out a soft brexit

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>>69173788
where's my (You)?

REEE

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>go onto my town's local Facebook page

>haven't had a friend for 4 years now
going a bit insane if i'm honest

I have such a ruined attention span I have to watch films at 1.3 speed hahaha

#ruinedbythenet

>>69173774
And like locusts they need spraying.

I'm a Black Woman traveling solo to Thailand in late February/Early March. Does anyone else share this identity and has done this trip? What was your experience like?

>>69173795
>we're winning
ah yes... the ever-poorer working class are "winning"
i'm doing alright lad, i had about 100k in a ftse tracker which is now 135 thanks to brexit, hows your life going?

>>69173858
We ran out

We were too liberal with our (you)s and now we're down to crumbs

crumbs

business idea: kill all australians

December 25: George Michael
December 26: Ricky Harris
December 27: Carrie Fisher
December 28: The (You)
December 29: Julian Assange
December 30: Queen Elizabeth II
December 31: 2016

>>69173848
Vote for a different MEP :)

The EU has done more for me personally than the UK government in my life.

>>69173818
the one for my town is just people posting old photos of the town from 100 years ago. VERY comfy page

>>69173872
come to my NYE party lad

>>69173843
fucking hell mate

The EU court of justice ruled against the new snoopers charter that forces ISP's to archive everyone's internet usage

>>69173794
Well done stating the obvious with a completely boring and pointless post.

I bet you feel really smart, like Owen Jones.

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mental

>>69173829
What country is better in terms of influence, culture, economy, military and history combined desu

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>>69173862
>it's a "closed group" with 20k members, all mums selling their junk and people complaining about roadworks

>>69173819
>>69173820
it was just as I was coming out of her house, they were coming down the path and it was impossible to avoid as well

the dad was about 5'10 and I was literally towering over him and he had glasses and was generally a bit of a runt. luckily he didn't ask me why I had been in his house all night with his teenage daughter and we all sort of awkwardly shuffled away

>>69173896
yes
they're all racist

>>69173926
but muh brussels bureaucrats are ebil tories are the good guys

>>69173915
yeah because you are a bloody european

It's going to be bloody amazing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b086khl3

>>69173829
I was surprised when I first started travelling about how nice and well kept a lot of countries are, especially other first work countries.

Most of the cities in the UK are grim shit holes.

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>>69173912

>>69173938
>file.png

>rorke
>rorke
>rorke

Is this the best they can do, fucking hell?

>>69173980
nout wrong with that

>>69173926
wtf i love the eu now

>>69173985
would love to test your weak chin

>>69173941
The US and France and Germany

>>69173993
my chin isn't weak

>>69173926
Well at least someone's looking out for normal people.

>>69173950
is she hot?

>>69173982
if you're proud of your country you are a rorke and automatically wrong

>>69173639
lmao this idiot

with this whole brexit thing we've put our balls on the line ready to be crushed by the tories at any moment

>>69173915
Yes, but you're still in your teens and haven't worked a day in your life.

Probably convinced the NHS is an EU invention too.

business idea: knock down shitty ghetto towns and replace them with fields

>>69173778
he says that the tests indicate that there is a likely chance that it has already spread

>>69173918
ok
*doesn't show up and gives no notice*
ah just like old times

>Getting stressed about the EU referendum result

Literally just get an Irish passport lads, it's dead easy. I couldn't give two shits about Ireland but the back up is there and everybody has an Irish nan.

It's only 65 quid too.

>>69174014
yes it is pal

>>69174049
prove it

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>The US and France and Germany

>>69173758
going to have to run the gaunlet and 'like' diddley ike this one champ

business idea: knock down london and replace it with fields

>>69174007
Oh look, a Brit-hating shitksin sponging our bennies but insist he hates it here.

>>69174017
not stunning, more cute

>>69174045
Go back, Paddy

>>69174026
er, it was sweetie :) x

>>69173941
why does that matter to the average person?

Leaving the EU is only a bother if you're a working class oik whose life was shit anyway.

If you've got a decent job and aren't living out of an estate it doesn't matter.

>>69173936
The point is that we pretty much have as much power over our own government as we do over the EU (which is very little in the grand scheme of things). In this country, we elect MPs. In Europe, we elect MEPs.

>>69174020
>being proud of things you had no say in
haha nice
i'm pretty proud of the moon landing myself, and the invention of the wheel

>>69174045
>tfw have an Indian nan
and she left before India became independent so she was British from day one

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>>69174020

Business idea: knock down sweden and replace it with Finns

>All these knee-jerk mongs selling their Yous and flooding the market with cheap stock

Literally just bought thousands of them. You'll be telling me to "FOB" once I raise the prices again.

>>69174045
bad lad

going to give my cousin in the passport office a call and get yours revoked tbqh

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STEP 1#
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step #2
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STEP 3#
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>>69174045
>everybody has an Irish nan.
i dont

>>69174067
excellent idea

Business idea: seize the means of production

>>69174091
People with shit lives have to latch on to the achievements of other people in their country to justify their failures desu.

>>69174023
le evil tories gonna turn britain into fascist state xddd

>>69174055
come here then bud

*kidnaps your waifu*

>>69174099
>being proud of the achievements of others is inherently wrong

>Romania’s president has rejected the nomination of the country’s first ever Muslim candidate for prime minister.

>President Klaus Iohannis said he had “carefully weighed the arguments for and against” appointing Sevil Shhaideh and had decided not to accept the nomination.

>Ms Shhaideh, who is a member of the country’s Muslim Tartar minority, had been put forward by the Social Democratic Party, which comprehensively won Romania's election earlier this month with 45 per cent of the vote.

WTF I LOVE Romania now

>>69174094
that must be why all the banks are going to move to dublin/paris/frankfurt

>>69174139
terrible idea

wtf? Where are the (you)s? I can ctrl f and find all the replied to my posts now

>>69174091
Because they see Britain as the kind of endgame of countries, why try moving somewhere else when you can skip straight to the best

business idea: seize the memes of production

>>69174161
Well you didn't have anything to do with it other than live close by did you.

>>69174148
so a country should be judged on only their most successful people / historical achievements instead of the quality of life of the people?

Business idea: waggle my willy

>>69174098
No, we pretty much don't at all.

>>69173941
Those things only matter if you're having a dick measuring contest online with a bunch of strangers from other countries. What matters to the average person is living conditions, healthcare, education, job opportunities, etc. Britain is still a great country for a lot of these things but our poorest citizens probably live in some of the worst conditions compared to most other first-world countries.

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stob tajkingn abnout politic!!!!!!!!!!!

A chairde

>>69174173
Chinese moot removed (You)s because they contributed to bad memes and toxic behavior.

business idea: my hard willy going in and out of a pretty girl

>>69174224
NHS alone is a massive pull factor desu, it's pretty world renowned

>>69174200
What a sad and depressing little worm you are.

Business idea: End capitalism

>>69174210
This is what most poor people in this country believe yes, they may have shit lives but they can always bang on about how there used to be important people living here.

>>69174200
Ahh so what you're saying is I can't be proud of the sacrifices others made to make my country and life a better place

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>>69174220
*invests*

business idea: rename England to Pengland

Business idea: remain in the EU but push for more democracy in it

>>69173150
You need to make more room for Pakistanis and Syrians.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money

Business idea: Hope not hate

>>69174163
Why is it these East Euro countries actually see that Islam is simply not compatible or has any place in Europe with majority Christian populations?

>>69174266
ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm.......stick me finger up my bum......pull it out....hehehehehit smells lilke poopie...eh ey kid,...smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!.....

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

Liquor factories! HA!

>>69173526
>Greece

Absolutely Roaring

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>>69174301

>>69174276
>thinking the EU will ever change
how naive you are

>>69174280
DONT START THE REVOLUTION, RABBI, LIKE BACK IN 1918 OK??

PROMISE ME

>too ugly for a pretty girl
>too dumb/too bad at networking for a well paying job
with both of those out of my reach, literally what else is there to aim for?

>>69174307
>Why is it these East Euro countries actually see that Islam is simply not compatible or has any place in Europe with majority Christian populations?
Yet there's enough of them in Romania to get a Presidential nomination???

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Doing my best to disregard the many inflammatory President O statements and roadblocks.Thought it was going to be a smooth transition - NOT!

what did he mean by this

Business Idea: Have Jeremy Corbyn as the countries Supreme Leader with Natalie Bennett as First Officer

>>69174318
money is nationalised anon, at least in engwal
what do you think the royal mint is

>>69174319
well it won't bloody change with that attitude

idiot

>>69174244
But I need them to know who i replying to me, this is retarded .We need to protest

>>69174280
fuck off sandnigger

>>69174307
because they're fucking racist

>>69174347
nationalise ALL money you dirty capitalist

>>69174273
England? you mean East Wales?

>he thinks the eu will change
>he thinks the eu is a democratic state that actually listens to the people within

Hahahahhahahahhahhhahahahhahaha

>>69174360
I am white.

>>69174326
I cannot promise anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ikmwc266Os

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>>69174346

>>69174378
>what are MEPs
>what is the European Commission

>>69174387
thanks I love american politics

Why is the media pretending that "fake news" has been a topic of debate all year? They literally only created the term directly after Trump's win

>>69174344
Less than .5% apparently.

>vote for le more democracy
>hand over major constitutional changes to westminster bureaucrats and refuse to have a vote on the outcome

any brit man want to come to my NYE party

>>69174347
>what do you think the royal mint is

something left on the queens pillow

Everything seems pretty hunky dory as it at the moment to be honest.

me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.....icum in your mouth matey...ahhh..relief!!!!

thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!

>>69174442
good post paddy

I chuckled

>>69174364
According to The Guardian.

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Burton's Batman films were better than the Nolan ones

>>69174460
yeah, why don't we just stay a member of the EU

business idea: celebrate our Irish heritage

>>69174434
Yeah, will book flights now, where am I heading la?

>>69173442
>RUMP

How will conservashits ever recover!?

Why don't we just build our own EU and only invite the good countries?

>>69174378
>he thinks anywhere is

The UK will be no better off.
You're voice will carry no more weight.
Your pay will be no higher.
The NHS will be no better managed.
Communities will be no more homogenous
The divide between rich and poor will continue to grow
Government constraints on civil liberties will increase

The only change will be our rights will probably decrease

>>69174404
Bless, you actually think the sun shines out of the EU's arse don't you?

Are you that Portunigger that's come here?

>>69174495
the European Confederacy?

>>69174119
J-j-j-just kidding lad, h-h-hahaha.

Woooo gaelic football, h-h-aha.

>>69174491
Sydney

>>69174495
that would just be england and france

>>69174484
wtf y do u h8 englangd?
if u luv eurpe so much u shud jst move ther
fkin remoaner

>>69174482
Nah, they shit really. Nonsensical disjointed gay camp rubbish.

At least Nolan's told a story.

>>69174547
it would just be france

>>69174498
>You're voice

Post discredited and ignored.

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>>69174563
t.Scotchman

Yes, well done on missing the point

Business idea: send food

>>69174549
I think this really is a class thing more than anything.

Middle class people don't give a fuck about it but poor people basically hate everyone who isn't poor like them.

How am I supposed to know if someone has responded to me? Do I have to memorise my post number now?

yawning at this thread lads

anyone got any better chat

>>69174575
shame. its quite a good one

>uk government is as undemocratic as the eu
>therefore we should stay in the eu

This cunt isn't making sense anymore.

>>69174618
Did you see the match last night? Absolute screamer

>>>/r9k/33707884
crying

>>69174618
got on the bus with me day savaaaa

>>69174618
Mandem fuck OFF

>>69174617
replying cause you wont see this

haha what a cunt

>>69174607
Middle-class people are the most bitter, chip-on-the-shoulder fuckers in society.

botting Runescape rn haha

pedos out!!!

>>69174673
nonce

>>69174695
>says the turkey who voted for christmas to spite muh liberal london elite

just reported every botter in runescape

>>69174673
Fuck off /r9k/ wankers go HOME

>we should leave the EU because it is bad and i dont trust them

ah yes

more like runtscape

accidentally called my brother's fat friend Giant Phoebe

>>69172996
this 2bh