Arse edition
intcraft when
hahahahaha
mexicANO
el gordo
yeah hi
>To Hiro from 4chan: Should (You)s come back?
voted No
>>69166023
employed germans do NOT cause unemployment in brits, in fact the opposite is true
the same goes for the second line
important poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/11972160
http://www.strawpoll.me/11972160
http://www.strawpoll.me/11972160
http://www.strawpoll.me/11972160
http://www.strawpoll.me/11972160
vote now
would actually fookin batter the spic
>>69166055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kuqOWLg3Tc
69166055
france is better than the hunnic empire lads
wait are (You)s gone?
>>69166075
Friendship ended with FRANCE
now
AMERICA
is my
best friend
>>69166093
DELET
can't wait for christmas lads
Don't know what to do without You's
>>69164213
What arse? I'm not seeing any arse there
>>69166059
Shan't be believing your hun lies lad
>>69165777
i was 13 lad not a neckbeard
>>69166107
no
shan't be voting in any strawpolls with captchas 2bh
>>69166129
you are a hun cunt
>wake up
>still alive
>Aus is the superior country in every way and theres nothing we can do about it
what anime is this from lads
>>69166129
don't engage with it.
off to work lads
here, have this
>>69166129
they're not lies uezs
>>69166145
only germans are huns
Don't care what it means in irish
>>69166171
Alri bruce?
>>69166192
i care you hun fuck
can't believe mick thinks his bog-trotter language insults will upset us
get a clue
>
can someone drop in a (you) for me?
>hiro actually removed (you)s
what do we do now
go to /pol/ or /cum/ where they're obsessed with race
>>69166237
Your days on this Earth are numbered White Men!!
lol all this cuckposting reminded me of this
Sam Hyde liked one of my tweets lads
>>69166164
When does the suffering end
>>69166299
>>69166300
>two sam hyde twitter screenshots 4 seconds apart
could not make this shit up
>>69166300
>greentexting outside of el 'chon
STATE of you
are gazza
>>69166300
got my picometra of grey matters going into the speed of light.
I've let the, so called, best years of my life slip away
>>69166358
so did everyone who spent them on 4chan
>>69166331
bloody hell gaz
was watching "the white queen" earlier and my gf's dad winked at me during the rape scene
>>69166433
he's informing you who had first go on your gf
>>69166433
top bloke
>>69166379
>Implying I am not posting from a yacht party full of teenage models in which Llcool J is playing badmington with the nephew of Sarah Ferguson, there's a Tiger with a Hat, Andrés Iniesta is pitching me a business idea while I am trying to explain the subtle symbolism of the Sopranos to Kofi Anan.
>>69166237
this was me pretending to be him lol
>>69166171
The only way in which it is superior is PPP income.
>>69166471
>teenage models
nonce muslim cunt
just had a look at /qa/ and theyre all on about losing (you)s too
dunno what youre on about i just got 2 haha
how's it foing?
>>69166471
>teenage models
nonce
HEHEHE GOY it is just fake news backed by the KGB
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franklin_child_prostitution_ring_allegations
>>69166493
18 and 19 is teenage potato person of color
>>69166471
Being stuck on a boat full of teenage girls sounds like my idea of hell.
>>69166541
are you going to suck off a ladyboy? gotta give it a go right?
@69166494
(you) application rejected
>>69166540
this thread is for poo and slags, fuck off
>>69166494
I read a few /qa/ threads and its amazing how entitled some 4chan users are
69166581
rasheed
might do an ironic poo
>he doesn't have several hundred thousand (You)s invested in a low-risk portfiolio
lmao
>>69166605
init
last time i was there they was all crying about ponies and anime and normies and flags
still the exact same threads months later
mental
>>69166641
What the fuck are you tittering on about, you boring cunt?
>>69166565
Not my thing tbqh. Sex loses all it's appeal if there's no possibility that someone would get pregnant. My fantasies pertain to fertility, stuffing a girl with cum, all the sophisticated artifices has equiped them with to make them able to attract semen from The most interesting men etc. This shit's hot when you think about it.
>>69166648
Yeah, its just endless whining, just think theres probably someone who has it as their homeboard
>>69166693
>having a 'homeboard'
>or even knowing the term 'homeboard'
If (You)s never come back I don't care
I got a direct (You) from the Mexicano once and that's the best I'm ever going to do anyways
>175cm
>>69166719
I'm 3 cm shorter than that
>>69166719
who
>>69166716
ah yes the true 4chan experience, tell me more
She was just 17
You know what I mean
>>69166751
tune
>tfw 189cm
>lickdicki is taller than me
end it.
(you) on the left
nothing more than a rat race, that's all it is
and that's all it will ever be
whats this (You) nonsense
>>69166796 (You)
we're alright lads
https://youtu.be/t-2dqMaf4-w
The netherlands is disgusting
probably gonna do the ol 'cide because no (you)s
>tfw still receiving (You)s
>>69166779
me waiting to burst out of the cake and surprise my friend for his birthday hehe, the rest of the lads are hiding in the next room.
>>69166810
good post
>>69166810
why was i born
>>69166798
do NOT get the mémè
>>69166837
Plz kill them allÃ
everything is going to work out, isn't it?
>Still hasn't filtered kys
>Thinks (You)'s are worth getting rid of
Fucking slit-eyed cunt, listen to your audience for once.
i need my coffee first haha
>>69166863
that's what I thought all throughout uni hahahah
>>69166869
>wordfilters are still here more than a year later
Alright will go eat some delicious streetfood. Enjoy your meta-discussions about (you)S and board cultures, niggers.
>>69166863
yeah... course it will mate
*smothers you with a pillow in the night*
>>69166896
Good, fuck off with that normalfag jargon.
>>69166872
saw this meme and it made me think of you lol!
>>69166911
alright, don't know what the rest of the day'll do. just see how it goes. talk to ye again, bye
>>69166915
don't cry bog wog
>read 40 pages in one sitting on my new kindle last night
Ah yes 'having an online conversation in english'
>>69166950
>he thinks that's impressive
tsk tsk
*absorbs the entire Encyclopedia Britannica anthology in minutes simply by flicking through the pages*
>>69166967
where you staying now?
>>69166980
OH FUCK
>>69166967
can't believe you talk to your nan like that
fucking freak
>>69166980
Oh good, I can finally go to sleep
>>69166988
>>69167000
sleep tight yankers
>>69166980
Nakhon Phathom mate. Will go to Bkk on the weekend. You?
>>69166997
Why do you entertain the fucking nonce?
been getting serious dejavu ever since I did DMT lads
starting to think maybe life is just a simulation
>>69166869
the gook-jew is master troll
thailad is talking to himself
>>69167014
if your life is just a simulation then that means my existence is only to serve in your simulation
>>69167008
>>69167009
t-two thailads!?!
>>69167009
phrom phong
i am talking to myelf
have you made lots of presents? lol
>>69167014
Very interested in thèse things. Please tell us more lad
thailad walking, thailad tired
thailad take a little snooze
Thai chicANO
>>69167055
DO NOT curse me.
>>69167055
LOL
>>69167055
what the frick are you shiteing on about
>>69167029
that is correct
>>69167048
smoked DMT a few months ago and just had a deep think into what consciousness really is, what life is, what it means to be alive etc
been feeling very depersonalised since, it's made me way more outgoing because I've stopped caring about the impact of actions like talking to strangers but I think I was more comfortable being ignorant to these things
but yeah the Deja Vu has been really bad and it freaks me out quite a bit
>>69166912
this is a really sweet post
>>69167042
Ah will try to come close this weekend. Woukd love to pay your a beer thailad for being so cool all this time.
Redpill me on Ding Daeng lad. Why are all the girls there chinese looking and hot?
A fucking rapist and a ladyboy fucker
>>69167103
yeah, kind of wish someone would do that for me
>>69167124
>A fucking rapist and a ladyboy fucker
mexican talking to himself in third-person
>>69167108
Also story of how I ended in Din Daeng which I posted in thé other thread before you come thailad. Tl. Sr. Because of a ladyboy
So yesterday was doing my daily round on the tinder. Set up a meetup with what appeared to be a hot 24 years old woman. I go. It's a 30km taxi ride with horrible traffic. And when I arrive there I look at the face more closely and it appears to be a very convincing transexual. WTF. Motherfucker didn't mention anything on his profile (they usually do) and even said that if you're just looking for hookup better swipe left. So we are chatting and he is apparently expecting me to play along. Showing me puctures on yacht in phuket and talking about his parents. Ah yes. I really don't want to be rude or homophobic so I make conversation. In my twenties I would have been blunt and shit but now I have this sophisticated gentleman persona and shit. We go to a restaurant I suggested when we were online. Ah yes it's suoer fancy and full of rich chinese businessmen with big bellies. She orders giant gambas and some sort of prey animal with vegetable. Ah hes I am being shaken off. I just take small crabs and shrimps hoping to limit costs whike I think of a way to gtfo. I setlle for telling her ah shit my roommate just texted me and I closed the door of the flat leaving him alone (I don't have a roommate). She's disappointed but says she'll take doggiebags and I take my béer in a plastic cup. I get a 1000+ baht bill (approx 30€ which is a lot here plus around 15€ for taxis) and gtfo. First encounter with ladyboys (except one who tried to touch my dickbin aclub). I usually spot them pretty well from their profile but this one was very vicious and only picked pictures where he looks the most féminine. Have only love for trans people but that wasn't fairplay to us straight people tbqh. On the way at least I found a neighborhood full of hot chicks of a chinese type.
>>69167124
L
O
L
>>69167139
couldn't pay me to read even a single word of this for all the tea in china
>>69167108
Yeah catch me here m8
and there's a lot of Han blood in the city.
Also a lot of Japanese/Korean expats and second generation mixfus.
>>69167137
good post
v odd thread
>>69166970
did I say 40? I meant 400
you all make me sick
>>69167175
>Also a lot of Japanese/Korean expats and second generation mixfus.
I love them so much ngl. Currently talking to an 18 years old here. I am 32 tbqh. Is that weird in thai culture?
>>69167198
take a panadol pudding :) xx
Little points below your numbers
are (You)'s not working?
>>69167204
here, why don't you fuck off you weirdo
>>69167219
they are on the ol' 'chan x
>>69167139
kek, yeah watch out for the crafty ones..
>>69167204
well.. not as weird as it would be elsewhere I suppose. Still I'd suggest 25+.
>>69167242
wtf I hate bait posting now
Thai chicANO jajajajajaja
>>69167267
hello Mexican poster
did i say 173cm? i meant 1730cm haha
lads what is with the Germans and their zealous obsession with control and extremities
thailad is actually a bald african man in his late 30s using a thai proxy, making his fortune via email scams and viruses
>>69167279
>rent-boy
it's not even about offence any more is it?
>>69167279
scousers ARE Irish
>>69167279
Ladyboy is a real thing hahahaha
>>69167299
least he's not a fucking yank
i can control electricity
>>69167333
mate... too far.
shan't be replying to any aussies in this thread
need papa to leave his room
my runt of a son wants me to leave my room so he can wank on my bed
>>69167365
why??
:)
:)
doin a skype
:)
:)
who /death2017/ here
:P
:)
:/
:/
>>69167467
death metal is okay but I prefer black or dark ambient tbhonest
:\
The gf
>>69167490
stop listening to satanic metal
>>69167513
eyebrows/10
>I prefer black or dark ambient tbhonest
>>69167197
I didn't realise there were that many books in the Magic Key series Tbh
Now i don't hate women anymore
Full emojis enabled on 4chan when?
>>69167183
Brum?
>>69167565
what did you do for christmas?
pretty sad (You)'s are gone
feels like monday but it's wednesday
>>69167586
have a dotted line m8
>>69167565
Did you have sex?
>>69167598
That really pisses me off.
Haves some dots too m8
And angrier
And angrier
And angrier
>>69167513
What a creepy obsessed oddball you are.
Wait, yous are gone?\
Finally
69167603
No haha
>>69167635
Rude
>>69167513
>facebook filename
I would dox you if I had the energy to
>>69167640
yes
i hope you stocked up. the market has crashed
23rd birthday soon. no idea how to cope with the fact the best years are behind me
>>69167654
looks like her instagram is on the pic too
>>69167659
24 in Jan here, it's shit
>hairline has always been good
>starts going at the corner
>barber says "oh it's just a mature hairline
>started going a little bit right in the middle now
please just let me keep my nice hair
I've got fuck all else going for me
>>69167654
that's an instagram filename
>>69167679
same hahahahahahahahaaah
still remember 18 like it was yesterday
UK Billionaires Want This "Video" Banned
>>69167687
oh. i don't have either so I wouldnt kbow
Why do I still get the physical sympoms of anxiety, even though I don't get the feeling of anxiety any more?
>>69167679
the worst part is the best years weren't even good haha lmao
>>69167648
Get a fucking grip of yourself. Freak
>work in 6 hours
I DONT BLOODY WANT TO GO LADS
I DONT WANNA
oh good my cock's leaking again
UK Billionaires Want This "Video" Banned
https://youtu.be/AENsMiobLmc
>>69167732
pics please mate
Now i believe that women are cute and not just sex toys
>Job Center in 385 hours
JUST KILL ME NOW
lads did you rite DID U KNOW that carry fisher is dead? ADONBILIVIT
distinct lack of (you)'s rn lads
>>69167784
Yeah, cause they're dots, you silly haha
>>69167681
Fuck off slaphead.
>>69167783
*hyperventilates*
*goes to my window and shakes fist at sky*
TWENTY SIXTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
distinct lack of dots rn lads
why have they removed (you)s?
Women smell good
>>69167681
if the males on your mother's side of the family are balding then you will too
fucking hell Nasri's ex is an absolute stunner
the so called breakfast
I think people are really going to be gutted when they realise that people will continue to die in 2017 too.
>>69167830
Probably because half of the content on the site was people asking for them?
>they take our tbqh smfh
>now they take our (you)'s
fuck hiro
>>69167844
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
>>69167836
no, perfume does
>>69167887
Fuck off fag
>>69167861
having pizza myself
>>69167861
do brits not know how to fry an egg?
>fucking jap ruining 4chan
2 nukes wasn't enough
>>69167861
not impressed
>>69167844
w i v e s t a l e
>>69167784
as if this year couldn't get any worse
>>69167901
No, nobody in Britain has ever had a fried egg because we simply don't know how.
2016 Wipe will be broadcast on Thursday 29th at 9pm on BBC Two
can anybody tell us the secret of how to fry an egg
>>69167913
it isn't. hair loss is a maternal gene.
>removing (You)'s will stop bait posts
nice try gook, but I'm playing 4D chess
everyone's gone spack wack over here, absolute nutter of some threads lads
>>>/qa/
>>69167779
Center
Fuck off yank
>>69167861
>sports direct mug
ah yes, the pikey's choice
at what age do people start balding? like if i get to my late 20s and i still have a full head of hair, will i be ok until im old?
he forgot to use a meme arrow
doing that NHS health thing from the bbc website
as kev
Wanna go out but car windshield is icy and couldn't be fucking arsed to go out and de ice it
>>69167946
can't be done lad. the secret has never been discovered.
>>69168012
They've removed meme arrows
do brits not know how to fry an egg?
>>69168022
bit of a runt arent you?
>>69168022
>windshield
Fuck off yank
How do you not know how to speak British English? I don't understand you people.
>>69168041
>frying eggs
what?
>>69168052
what do you call it
>>69168041
What's an egg?
>>69168041
No, we know what it is obviously but we don't know how.
I always watch American TV and get so jealous of you guys, must be amazing to be American and be able to eat fried eggs whenever you want.
One can only dream.
>>69168068
A windsreen. Do the Irish use American English now?
>>69168041
we have to import fried eggs from continental europe
god knows how brexit will affect british fried egg conspumption
>tfw don't know the difference between scrambled or poached
how the fuck do americans into eggs
>>69168089
well it is the superior english
>>69168089
they're all irish-americans ha ha
>>69168089
No, and we don't use British-English either
t. Hiberno-English
Why is there a paki lad in Wallace and Gromit
wait, you guys are saying you dont have to eat eggs whole and raw?
>>69168020
grow up
how does she remain so calm?
http://is.4chan.org/g/1482922002141.webm
>>69168171
bizzaro israeli poster
Reckon once my cat dies i'll be completely alone.
>>69167726
>working over the christmas-new year period
>>69168171
Oh wow, I honestly wasn't expeting that, I was expecting her teeth to go flying out.
>>69168181
well you either will be or wont be. not exactly a reckoning is it
Post fucking corn machines
>My name is Gabriel! I am a 20 year old queer, poly, marxist, nonbinary trans ghost boy that resides in Sydney. (they/them/theirs or xe/xyr/xem pronouns please!) I'm into all things physicsy and all things political. I wear too much floral. I like baking, folk punk, French and fencing. I dance with my shoulders & knees only.
>Real talk: why isn't there a question on OkC about whether you support a one state solution for Palestine??
hmmm
think i'll try and give this one a shot lads
>>69168199
not reading this
saw a fried egg once
>>69168190
>working Thursday
>working Friday
>...
>working New Years Eve
>working the 2nd of Jan
i hear the queen eats fried eggs every day.
>>69168207
Is this real?
>>69168241
working nye is ok coz all the fun happens in the evening
>>69168244
must have an american chef
listening to the beach boys on a very large sound system at full volume with my window open in my house that's surrounded by houses filled with people celebrating christmas and shit
*boots up PS3*
*puts in FIFA10 disc*
https://youtu.be/fn95GbGcajo
>>69168244
they must have some exotic American chefs in the palace or something
what are fried eggs anyway haha
Ah yes, NYE, let me pay over the odds to stand in a busy club that has ramped up drink prices so I can feel likeI'm living even though I'll welcome in the new year feeling grim the next day.
Just go out another fucking day.
>>69168283
good psot
>>69168283
bit a virgin post, don't you think?
>>69168283
hmm yes the alternative new years eve I hear so much about
>>69168283
>not going to a comfy house party full of your mates and qts
lol billy no mates virgin
>>69168297
Not really, considering I have a girlfriend. I just really can't stand it.
I know too many people who do this. A friend of mine has spent 400 quid (four hundred pounds) on a ticket for a club on NYE.
I guarantee he'll get plastered, spend another 200 on drinks and food and then wake up and realise that he should have just bought a short holiday or something instead of a few hours in a shit club.
>>69168314
Seems like a perfectly good way to spend it.
>>69168283
>he does the virgin walk home on NYE
absolute spanner
Too many brits here
>>69168267
oasis were better
>mfw I'm a billy no mates virgin
why do i have to freeze up around pretty girls
>>69168345
blur>the enemy>oasis
Is there anything worse socially than being a boring bastard? If you have absolutely no chat, nothing funny or interesting to say, ever then you are destined to be a billy no mates virgin until death releases you.
>>69168345
Hey there Delilah was their best song
>>69168374
yes, not being a boring bastard but being too awkward to show it so you just appear as a boring bastard anyway
>>69168253
yeah xe just messaged me
>I study Arts at UNSW do a bunch of activist bullshit beside that.
fucking pottery
>>69168096
relly goood comment
>that one lad at work thats always talking and like all of it is lies nobody bothers calling him out on
>>69168392
Objectively wrong. If you're interesting but anxious you just have a few drinks or take a benzo and your autism is cured and you're free to talk about all the interesting and funny things you have going on in your mind.
There's an interesting person just waiting to come out of your shell. But if there's just an empty shell then there is no hope.
>>69168462
what if you can't drink or don't have a benzo? hmmmmmmmmmmmm?
>>69168404
my mate just got ma message from a girl off tinder saying i'll suck your dick for an endone script
how did she even know he had one???
>>69168462
great idea. every time you want to talk to someone get pissed or take hard drugs.
>>69168360
I was scared of dentists and the dark
I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations
>>69168207
Link?