/brit/

niggers

>>69164198
me too
have been for a while but never see the doctor
COPD is basically a death sentence though, or at least a big life expectancy cut where you're barley functional for most of it.

would hate to find out I have it in my 20s

hello?

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how do I get an American gf?

This is why I don't post on /cum/ general

>>69164254
>>69164154

Despise leaves

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>>69164315
Is BajaChan a boy or a girl, he/she certainly SEEMS more on the feminine side.

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>>69164315
all generals are cancer

janny's gonna go fucking nuts

>5 /brit/s up
>arseholes being linked
>racism outside of /b/

we're doomed

every irishman is a west brit 2bwh


you'd be mad not to be one

>>69164411
>racism outside of /b/
hmmm...

instead of getting (You)s i'm now getting dotted lines

hmm...

Fuck

you

janny

eee a took a big shite and now me bum's reyt smelly lads x

pogue mahone

I

going to work

might start sniffing glue because I can't afford vodka

JUST

>>69164518
Haven't thought so hard since primary school

BURST

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aaaand he still can't correctly spell “póg mo thóin”.

the state of it lads....the absolute state of it....

fuck it all

>>69164421
i will absolutely fookin batter you

> sitting legs wide open
> mummy walks in and chuckles after noticing my bulge

What did she mean by this

>>69164546
it?

trump is putting #AMERICAFIRST by saying that he will protect israel and give them shittons of dollars

Lads imagine having big flappy ears or a wonky nose and being made fun of it your entire life bahahaha

Fucking thought of that

>From now on 4chan will no longer feature the iconic '(You)' after your linked post number. We are moving to a dotted line format where your post number will no longer feature a (You) but will be underlined with a dotted line.

>>69164556
my existence x

>>69164572
hmm...

>>69164568
what does this have to do with british culture

A lot, because britain is an american colony

>>69164603
British created Israel mate

i dont trust a single publication in existence. not even satirical ones

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>A lot, because britain is an american colony
stop right now

I like Israel desu the only people who don't are pakis and Nazis and SJWs

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>implying anyone can retort this

trump is draining the swamp by appointing rich people and clintonites on his cabinet

>>69164572
that's fucking retarded

i want (You)'s

Haven't got a (You) this entire thread

if Britain is a colony I despair for Canada

thanks god i do not want *yous nor give you a *you

>>69164653
I do too

I'm sure several complaint threads have already been made on /qa/ about the issue but I'm going to make another anyway

>>69164639
Nobody blames turd worlders for wanting to live here.

We blame our leaders for bringing them here

Removing You's is an ingenious move.
It means it will reduce the amount of retarded banal attention seeking posts and allow some actual discussion for once

>>69164639
"taking our jobs" is colloquial speech for "out-competing us for jobs" and this autistic graph is just exploiting the choice of words in a common phrase.

My opinion on Scotland switches from one extreme to the other every day 2bh

Imagine being obsessed with posting about Canada on an anime image board at 8am

Howling at the thought of the person

>>69164689
ok the dotted line is fucking retarded. i couldn't even tell you replied.

>>69164186
up the ra
it's now or never rimuv brits while they are cucked and not in eu

>>69164739
do you happen to know where i can find an english to ossetian translator?

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>>69164550

imagine being a fucking leaf that never fucks off despite being told to do so everyday
what a sad existence

>>69164732
Fucking yellow niggers can't be trusted not to fuck things up

>>69164730
I tend not to think about Scotland too much, not on purpose or anything I just forget it exists like NZ

America is a Mexican colony

>>69164765
>leaf

You mean yank

FOY

>tfw 2016 is over
got drunk, lost my virginity, got my first gf, dropped out of uni

what did you lads do?

Australia is a Kiwi colony

the (You) market has crashed!!!!!!!!

>>69164755
1)get drunk and
2)try to speak russian while not forgetting your iranian heritage

now you can speak ossetian congratz

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>>69164792

be a /brit/ poster

>>69164793
>got drunk, lost my virginity, got my first gf
i wish i were you. life is so unfair

i wish i was a russian

>>69164793
wasted a semester of uni
finally sought help for my depression which ive had for about 7 years
discovered that the help is pretty shit unless you've got short-term problems plaguing you

fun yr

>>69164814
too bad that chechen terrorists killed most of the russian kids so you can't exploit kids now you fcking pedophile

>>69164793
made a bunch of friends, still no gf though

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>>69164802

>>69164793
sit on my arse and put off applying for college another year

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>the (You)'s situation

>>69164797
reminder our constitution considers new zealand a state
http://www.austlii.edu.au/au/legis/cth/consol_act/coaca430/s6.html

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>>69164846

>>69164839
that's the first stage lad, I did it earlier this year

on the right track 2bh

>>69164814
no you don't

>>69164646
Don't forget lobbyists and bankers

might crack open the ol' 'dora folder later on

there's no more (You)s lads what's even the point of posting anymore?

69164882
they count as rich people

I fucking HATE England

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>>69164874

>>69164849
not even arsed desu, I feel it won't stop people wanting ........'s

FUCK ENGLAND!!!!!!!

> deodorant and fart
a STRANGE concoction but QUITE delightful, my friends

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>>69164909

loool watching a documentary about how shills from Ford/GM/Big Oil gutted America's metropolitan public transport and long-distance train network.

Can't make this shit up.

>get rid of /brit/ poster's primary income source
>wordfilters still here

Hiro is testing my fucking patience
How long can we stand this blatant racism

don't even know what the current (You)s look like cause no one will reply to me

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>>69164935

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>>69164739
>rimuv brits while they are cucked and not in eu
>"while they are cucked
>and not in the eu"
VERY odd post, I cannot decipher it.

>>69164952
kys

>>69164952
see for yourself...

my kids are going to fucking starve now

>>69164968
>>69164975
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiroooooooooooooooooooooo

seriously that's shit. has he made one good decision since he took over?

>>69164943
we have no place to go britfags is complete shite cripplechan is even worse krautchan is dead these days ylilauta is even slower than dead

can not stop farting

Is it illegal to go to the job centre drunk?

Not like I'm on the job.

Can I get sanctioned or what?

Really craving a good drink 2bh.

No. 69164952
Dotted line

goodnight fags

reminder to remind hiro until he reinstates (You)s

>>>/qa/912917

wonder if clover has retained the (You)s

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>>69164991

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>sold all my (You)s before the crash

Lads please don't be on /brit/ for new year's

Alright?

>>69164952
>>69164957
>>69164968
>>69164975
>>69164990
>>69164991
>>69165004
>>69165006
>>69165008
>>69165014
>>69165018
>>69165024
>>69165033
...................

>>69165024
testing

>>69165041
not at all sure i want to spend with the gf or with my best mate 2bh

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i will be a dedicated phoneposter from now on

I miss sleeping with white women but I can't break up with my gf

>>69165041
My plan for New Year's Eve

Wank
Xanax
Chon time
Sleep

Nipples. Nipples everywhere.

l-l-lads

what happened to (you)?

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS GOIN ON

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>>69165042
A LINE OF FUCKING DOTS, how am I to navigate anymore?!

what's the point of having gf

>>69165041
i wont be haha

why do europeans like black wimmin so much?

>>69165081
sex, cuddles, kisses

>>69165068
your bf you mean haha

>>69165107
You can get that with me silly x

great answers, thank you all

just puked my ring up lads
theres a tummy bug going around and I think I have it :(

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women are only good for sex and having kids

what a nice mexican

still want to kill you mexiCUNT

>>69165115
you do not have a vagina

fag chicANO

>>69165132
companionship

i am an anti-semite who hate women, but i would like to have sex with a jewish girl

>>69165136
those are some racist caricatures

gfs are good for:
>making you feel better
>making you hate yourself less
>being someone you can talk with who doesn't really care about all the weird and gay shite you secretly do
>having sex and cuddling with

and generally being someone who actually cares about you and likes you because she could just leave if she didn't (unlike your family members who actually hate you)

at the end of the day, we are social creatures and you can try and convince yourself that you're happier alone, but we all know you're not

>>69165162
do you happen to own a fedora?

>>69165143
which one is the fag chicano?

>>69165148
also this

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69165174

>>69165162
im a racist but my dick is a liberal haha

>no more (You)s
>he does it for free

stop fedoraposting my posts

I will vote SNP until the day I DIE

>>69165208
the mods and hiroshima nagasaki don't do it for free

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>>69165174
I want a THICC one

pls reply to me

>>69165208
just use clover >>69165066

>always thought I could never grow a beard
>get a week off work
>decide to grow it out and see what it looks like
>actually looks pretty good

quite happy chaps

>order some shit on amazon
>carrier is Yodel

fuck lads fucking hate yodel

>>69165226
arent most yanks chubby

>>69165231
barely got the beard of a 17 year old at 23 haha

going to be bald before it materialises

>>69165222
Yes they do actually
The mods are unpaid volunteers and 4chan has always struggled to break even

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>>69165229
it's fine for me, I use 4chanX like any smart man

>>69165174
>unlike your family members who actually hate you

erm what?

>>69165243
Yes but I want THICC not chubby

There's a difference

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wot's the point anymore

i do not hate women anymore

>>69165255
I'd like to think I'd be as nice as possible Tbh

>>69165255
would treat my aussies like the poo they are

>tfw gf is not THICC

>>69165248
no they aren't. janny does it for free. mods are actually paid according to moot. goot is definitely making some money after he added a ton of malicious ads and did the whole 4chan pass shit

now i consider women great, and think that women are not sex toys

Mexican chicANO

>>69165255
I wouldn't be cruel but I also wouldn't go out of my way to be nice

I suppose when it came to rule breaking I would be severe but fair
That's the best way to keep people in line

>>69165282
nah, not a fan of bloaters

would be happy with a skinny girl with big boobs 2bh

now i want to be a gentleman

>>69165281
back then "aussies" were just irishmen

>>69165283
moot started 4chan passes you newfag and everyone uses adblockers In fact moot never made any money off 4chan he literally ran it out of his mum's basement which is where he lived until jewgle decided he was worth hiring

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>Thaт's not how fedoraposts work, that was almost the exact opposite of a fedorapost.

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>6 (SIX) turkish delights in a favourites box
what the FUCK are cadbury thinking

aren't chicanos just mexicans in america?

Wait what's this about not getting (You)s

Can you imagine your life being so dire that you rely on a woman for companionship?

>>69165383
you sound jaded my man.

>>69165378 (You)
what?

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>Can you imagine your life being so dire that you rely on a woman for companionship?

>>69165383
>rely on a woman for companionship
you do know that most lads who have got a gf also have a bunch of friends

now i am a gentleman who respect women of all kinds

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>>69165395
Just as planned

fat and ugly women don't even register as the opposite sex to me

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>Can you imagine your life being so dire that you rely on a woman for companionship?

dumb aussie frogposter

>>69165401
Yes but most of the lads here want all their problems to be solved by having a qtp2t by their side for all feelings of loneliness

alri lads

MexicANO chicANO

>>69165343
I realise that you fucking idiot. you obviously don't know shit then. that gook cunt is famous for range banning certain ip ranges and forcing them to buy passes on both 2chan and here now. he also pulled the lower cooldown times with a 4chan pass and that dumb pass4since or whatever it is that displays how long you've been using it. the whole point is that moot broke even, yet gook cunt wanted more money so he put in malicious ads and did the passes shit. so fuck off you fucking newcunt

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my oneitis

cheeky 'dora for you lads

https://twitter.com/TheMummyMan/status/740351208364380165

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women are so essential for men, what would we do without them???

what's on the agenda today maties?

>>69165453
what's wrong with her face?

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>>69165343
Newfag mong.

>>69165472
it doesn't have my cum on it

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(You)'s on sale

Get 'em while they're hot

Would unironically rather kill myself than be a wageslave

>>69165468
go out into a park somewhere and spend the day drinking

come back late at night

avoid interacting with anyone besides the pakistani gentleman at the corner shop

all this feminism lads

think men are acting pathetic over it

>>69165486
THE definative "shan't" image

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>>69165496
it means i only want her

Beautiful woman,
come out and play,
reveal your inner treasures.

The sparkle in your eyes,
the natural swing in your walk,
you radiate excitement and enthusiasm.

You need no latest fashion,
No expensive hair cuts,
No blinding big accessories.

You glow in your passions,
passionate in your pursuits,
you know what you are made of.

You are not easily bothered,
by the mindless opinions of others,
you know very well where you want to go.

All I wanted for christmasssss

Wasssssss

(youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)

;_;

>>69165522
shut up you kiwi bellend

>>69165522
bellend

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will probably spend all day in bed again even though I'm not sick anymore haha

>>69165501
they're worthless now

>>69165496
girl u cant stop thinking about

Ah yes let's see what gimmicks the eternal anglo invented this time

>>69165542
You are a joy to watch,
an inspiration to others,
your pure soul an endless marvel.

Beautiful woman,
let your brilliance shine through,
your eyes speak of true inner beauty.

>>69165549
*glasses you in the face*

Fuck off bender

>>69165574
alri thailad

>>69165567
im sick now
tummy bug

>>69165574
did you actually meet up with thainonce?

hmm I quite like the fat reddit man and his reddit friend seems quite sound despite being a gimp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dftpb1THBdc

the rapist is here

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>69165549
Delete

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>hmm I quite like the fat reddit man and his reddit friend seems quite sound despite being a gimp

not sure why non anglos and americans are allowed to post here

How does it feel knowing you'll never get another (You) for the rest of your life?

i hope Israel bombs the shithole of new zealand

>>69165633
you misspelled canadian

>>69165502
I'm trying to become one lol

>>69165637
Withdrawals have begun already

>>69165633
Alri Jonah

>>69165593
Not yet

>>69165637(You)
might kill myself

they're all i had

>>69165645
me too they deserve it for their anti Semitism

Bloody hell lads, I opened up a bank to escape my crippling drug addiction and I'm already getting withdrawals

>>69165593
story?

>>69165684

i never wanted /yous here

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>>69165675

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>>69165681
>>69165684

>>69165674
What's your poison?

Never done anything harder than psychedelics 2bh and don't think I'll ever want to

love it when third worlders try to insult someone who earns more in 2 months than they do in a year

>>69165675
fuck off you lithuanian wanker

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>tfw first year of secondary four different girls acted like i was scum for even making eye contact with them and i hadn't even done anything to them
i never had a chance

>>69165708
I don't think you correctly understood my post my man

>>69165709
The Mexican is actually really rich desu not independently of course

He was born into a wealthy family

They traveled to Cuba after Castro died to explore possible investment opportunities once Cuba finally fully opens up

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Israel is good at removing sheep fuckers in the middle east, now they'll do the same against new zealand

>>69165709
kiwis are povvos tho

>>69165709
Alri Mr 'First World'

You want some financial aid?

>>69165675
fuck off ivory coast

>>69165755

low-tier banter, lad

>>69165752
you're irish

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rate

>>69165725
don't look like a creep

>get a haircut
>don't be fat
>lift weights for >3 months
>sort your wardrobe out

>>69165736
Just re-read it and had a chuckle.

I quite enjoy shitty dad jokes.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

>>69165770
how very perceptive

>>69165773
ah yes

>>69165758
*likes it*

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>>69165773
looks natural af

>>69165783
heh

>>69165758
looks like he's been sown together

the asian markets took a tumble lads

>>69165725
>hate my mum
>bullied by girls in secondary

It was honestly gods plan for me to be a virgin

>69165773
>69165790
Judenratten

>>69165799
wonder what their fathers think

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>>69165790
>>69165799

>>69165777
solid advice right here 2bh

>>69165811
CHING CHONG WONG HANG GON

>>69165820
Reported to the ADL

mornin benders, gonna heem at least 1 of you today

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>>69165839
ill take on any of you wankers in a glassing match, just try me

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morning lads

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>>69165864
yeah... morning

>>69165864
FOY

>>69165839
*jumps queue to first place*

twats

>>69165884
the wall just got ten feet fire, juan

not sure what to eat for brekko hehe

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come home

So yesterday was doing my daily round on the tinder. Set up a meetup with what appeared to be a hot 24 years old woman. I go. It's a 30km taxi ride with horrible traffic. And when I arrive there I look at the face more closely and it appears to be a very convincing transexual. WTF. Motherfucker didn't mention anything on his profile (they usually do) and even said that if you're just looking for hookup better swipe left. So we are chatting and he is apparently expecting me to play along. Showing me puctures on yacht in phuket and talking about his parents. Ah yes. I really don't want to be rude or homophobic so I make conversation. In my twenties I would have been blunt and shit but now I have this sophisticated gentleman persona and shit. We go to a restaurant I suggested when we were online. Ah yes it's suoer fancy and full of rich chinese businessmen with big bellies. She orders giant gambas and some sort of prey animal with vegetable. Ah hes I am being shaken off. I just take small crabs and shrimps hoping to limit costs whike I think of a way to gtfo. I setlle for telling her ah shit my roommate just texted me and I closed the door of the flat leaving him alone (I don't have a roommate). She's disappointed but says she'll take doggiebags and I take my béer in a plastic cup. I get a 1000+ baht bill (approx 30€ which is a lot here plus around 15€ for taxis) and gtfo. First encounter with ladyboys (except one who tried to touch my dickbin aclub). I usually spot them pretty well from their profile but this one was very vicious and only picked pictures where he looks the most féminine. Have only love for trans people but that wasn't fairplay to us straight people tbqh. On the way at least I found a neighborhood full of hot chicks of a chinese type.

Things fuccbois say
>I'll get a [0/1/2] on the back and sides please

>>69165910
4,2,1,3

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huns ruin everything

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RATE

>>69165911

Didn't peruse this diatribe

>>69165911
shan't-iest post I've seen in a LONG time

Ah yes, the so-called thai"lad", yes, specatucular

pirate calling someone else murderer hahahaha

important poll:

http://www.strawpoll.me/11972160
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vote now

>>69165953
nahh

>>69165911
Alan?

>>69165943
are you STILL here, dumb mexicANO

>>69165811
I hope they gave thee a right fuck–over, scum.

shan't be giving you little points you twat pirate hahaha

>>69165928
this poster is innacurate

I really like drink driving

>>69165981
don't insult our cousins. fucking tea-nigger

might kill myself just for something to do like

69165999
..............

the scumbag will kill himself

>>69166001
what's inaccurate about it

huns do this stuff all the time

serious drama in /cum/ today

continue here

>>69164213
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>>69166018
is this german the haitiANO with proxy?

>>69166031
gave me an erection

>>69166050
Don't
>>69166044
he's dominican republican