/asean/

zhao an

corny ng mga pinoy sa 4chan putang ina

>>69154825
corny ng pekpek mo

>>69154825
(You)

>>69154825
ulol pakyu suntutukan nalang gago ano putang inamo
dito ako sa east avenue

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I just fried the fist that my employer is keeping

hope he will be happy when he home <3

>>69153274
>not having ™ after Truly Asia
>no mention of Sunway Pyramid
The Rakyat Post has shit taste.

Also, who the fuck posted my picture in the previous thread? It's getting old.

>>69156530
fuck off weeb kys

>>69156530
You did you attention whore.

>>69156574
>implying /asean/ isn't full of weebs

>>69156588
at least they don't have a trip and they don't spam anyone outside the maphilindo flags if they ever attended some weebshit event that they absolutely know nothing about. kys

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>>69156530

>>69156812
If you want to post my picture, at least post the /asean/ family photo instead of that.

>>69156812
不错好看!

>>69156812
>>69156848
no wonder you choose anime as your coping mechanism lmao

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>>69156812
you will NEVER be kawaii. get gud senpai

>kutang tuna mau bobo

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>69156812
HOW MUCH FOR THIS BOIPUCCI!!!!!!?????????

>>69157811
>goplok olang ajing mokan kantol wkwkwkwkwkw

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>"Kain tayo"
what's the proper response to this?

>>69158057
it means lets do drugs
so shoot him

>>69158057
depending on the context but usually you just simply say "opo" or "kumain na po ako" if you notice that the food is only good enough for them/you don't like the food that they're offering.

cucks

>>69158259
>Be american
>can only says "cuck"

cuck

>>69158057
"ge"

>>69158376
what do you expect? cuckoldry is one of the other things that murrilards are very good at aside from school shooting, random clapping, and mart sharting.

>>69158057
Hi Norcuck.
I hope your enjoying your stay there in Cavite. :3

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Hi. How do I remove my forehead and sister from the pic?
TIA.

>>69158612
sorry you and your sister are already part of internet, it can't be reverted

Malaysia
= Mal-Asia
= bad Asia

Singapore
= SIng a porn
= porn lover

Nippon (Nip, Japan)
=Nip on nipple
= degenerated tit mania

>>69158750
>r/comedycemetery

We call Japanese = hapon
Which means hapon= afternoon, Because they're so lazy it took them to do something up until afternoon

>>69158642
;(
What would she think if one day she saw her pic and her old ipad floating around the net?
Will she suspect me? Her trusted older brother who's with her all the time?

>>69159135
i hope she give a cute imouto respond

>"ONI-CHAANN, BAKAAAA,,,,,,,!"

>>69159135
>dindu nuffins
you're the one who took and uploaded the pic online, who else would she blame?

>>69159135
You live somewhere in san bartolome right

Not a few Japanese think Japan is the Northmost Asean country

does this idea sound ridiculous for you guys?

>>69159450
?

>>69159614
i think he meant many of japaneses still think that japan is not the top north asia country

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>>69159206
which translates to
>"ONI-CHAN, LET'S FUCK!"

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What do you guys think of Rich Chigga?

>>69158531
Shut up Philippines, you're basically a state.

>>69160044
He's the typical Indonesian, Chinese.

>>69158612
If you have Photoshop, circle your forehead and your sister with the lasso tool and delete them with content-aware move.

t. Photoshop certified

>>69153274
It feels good to be back in my motherland

>>69160044
trying too hard

>>69160164
>>69160057
You guys need to support him. He's the only notable person to come out of your nowhere region

>>69158612
it does not matter.many people have saved that picture

>>69160219
>supporting an in**n

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>>69160219
I guess you don't watch any form of media then

>>69160044
who that be > dat stick

>>69158457
but what if he doesn't want to join?

>>69160044
nigger

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Im going to study abroad in Indonesia next year. Are the people there friendly to Americans? I also converted to Islam a few years ago, so I hope the locals are nice and give me a tour of the country

>>69160496
takbir

>>69160283
"ge lang pre"

>>69160496
just avoid jakarta, too rowdy, too much problems
yogya, bandung, or malang are good m8

>>69160496
Takbir brother
Jihad in mindanao is good

>>69160593
Are you a rich kid?

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>>69160496
>I also converted to Islam a few years ago
Don't come back.

>>69160822
Does AAV ring a bell?

Why is Philippines so religious?

>>69160889
he'll probably come back with a bang.

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>>69160044
Chigger swag

>>69160906
no

>>69156378
post pic of his reaction

>>69160496
this>>69160676 and in my opinion go tobandung cause it's a lot colder than the other

>>69162581
>forgot to space
fml

>>69160915
Because you touch yourself at night

>>69159309
N-no. Why?

>>69160496
As long as you're not typical loud American tourists.

Have any of you NEET try this or similar fashion?
http://www.workaway.info/

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Absolute madman

>>69163728
Did he shoot the kidnapper before throwing him out of the helicopter?

i identify as non-existent-kin
i have no pronouns
any acknowledgement of my existence is an act of bigotry

RIP Princess Leia

>>69163946
one thing I'm sure is that he didn't fly so good.

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>>69163728

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/regional/2016/12/28/indonesian-muslim-man-born-on-dec-25-named-merry-christmas/

wew

>>69164211
What is it with indons and giving their children silly names? Are they trying to turn their kids into memes or some shit?

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>>69164211
>No, never. We practice tolerance here

>>69164285
Having street shitting pajeet genes really fucks up your brain.

>>69164285
>t. Abdul Jakul Salsalani

>>69164285
Its part of culture of eastern javanese people. They usually name their kids based on event that happens during that kids childbirth.

http://tribune.com.pk/story/945699/muslim-leaders-in-indonesia-ask-man-called-god-told-to-change-name/

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>>69164285
t. kamarudin bin muhammad kontol

>>69164624
Kontol is not a vulgar word here, you Butoh Babi

>>69164624
wkwkwkwkkwkwkw

>>69164211
if an indon christian that will born or already born at ied adha not named with "selamat berqurban", then i will call and report this to the police as intolerence act

>>69165192
ngelawak gan?

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>>69165271
are you oppressing me?? i will report this post as sexual harassment and intolerance act to the police

>>69165311
ngelawak gan?

>>69160044
lmao @ him live

>>69165311
Muka macam minta lempang je

give me some (You) lads

Reply to post number 69166076
Lel no

will give if dubs

come on lads, i need some ....................

>>69166202
reroll

I would give you some,but I'm just too shy

>>69166076
No more (You) feature.
It was fun while it lasts.

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hello friends, it is i, birb

>>69164285
i don't understand too, my highschool teacher's son's name is Benzema Aguero

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we cyka blyat now

⠍⠁⠇ ⠎⠊⠁

Why is the Philippines so violent?

>>69167252
Because you considered them as violent.

I'm new here, what's /int/ thinks about Indonesian people lately?

>>69167498
>i'm new here

:)

>>69167498
here >>69157951
>>69160219
>>69164211
>>69164285
>>69164308
>>69165311
>>69160057

>>69167498
all indonesians stay in /asean/ thread like everyone else in /asean/

was at cc just now, playing 10 hour session of overwatch

the indian guy 2 seats away from me was looking at chinese girls on facebook, with his backpack on his lap and his arm nowhere to be seen
the backpack was shaking violently too

>>69167773
why didnt you offer some help as a fellow keling brother?

>>69167917
im chink

>>69167740
we also love make a thread about something in /int/

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>>69167773
>current year
>still going to cc

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wake me up when it's 2017

>>69168153
computer broke no choice
have to play at least once because christmas event

>>69167960
and he liked chinese girls, why didn't you help relieve him?

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>>69168289
c-chinese cant do anything l-lewd before marriage!!

>>69168177
sleep well

>>69160044
fucking chink i bet he's racist af

>>69167498
hello i'm new here too
hehehe

wew rampok pulomas udah ketangkep
cepet

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>>69164285
I was queueing in the bank and beside me was this very old Minang gentlemen. He was very nice and very cordial with the bank clerk. As he was about to leave, he dropped his ID card. I picked it up for him and took a peek at his name.

Adolf Hitler.

>>69164285
Someone post Batman bin Suparman.

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>>69169472
here you go you lazy slums dwellers

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F

>>69169777
Top post

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>>69169777
>trips confirmed
perfection

how do i get a dubs ?

>>69169782
What happened? Why is it closing?

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>>69169777

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>>69169869
By the will of Kek

>>69153910 >>69158136 >>69158376
>>69154825 >>69158191 >>69158457
>>69155603 >>69158259 >>69158464
>>69155888
>>69156126
>>69156378
>>69156530
>>69156574 >>69158531 >>69158750
>>69156580 >>69158612 >>69158799
>>69156588 >>69158642 >>69158847
>>69156759
>>69156812
>>69156848
>>69157188
>>69157309
>>69157773
>>69157811
>>69157836
>>69157951
>>69158057

>>69169929
steam and console
back in the 90's and early 2000 some malaysian can't afford to buy console/comp
now everyone have mid-high spec comp and/or console

>>69170460
Kids love those.

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how much do asean think this would cost in your own currency ?

>>69160044
not as good as Blac Chyna

>>69170518
not as many as it used to
when i was a teenager, i didnt have any friends that are interested to go to arcade since most of them are chinks/outcast malay
i usually just watch it from far ;_;

>>69160496
>going to study in Indonesia
you must be going there for islamic studies aka terrorism

>>69163728
>making this shit up
why does Duterte think he's that cartel boss from Scarface?

>>69164285
>>69164211
t. Tolerance bin al-jihadi

>>69170575
I know you would need a wheelbarrow full of rupiah to buy it in Indonesia

>>69170584
>>69170614
>>69170646
>>69170686
>>69170726
nigger

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I neglect to inform to you that you appear to have chosen the option to trespass the incorrect area of private property in which I am currently present, as I am here with a heavy blunt object and could, if I choose to, strike you multiple times upon the head and face, which would undoubtedly cause severe and possibly lethal internal bleeding. With this information being present, I strongly recommend that you leave this home before the situation must be escalated any further.

>>69170726
>wheelbarrow
that can only buy you 2 bottles of beer and a pack of cigarettes. try a whole trailer.

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>>69170963
>baseball bat
sorry big smoke but my dick is harder than that

>>69171287
what the fuck

>>69171287
that's pretty cute

no no no no no no can't do

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>be Repooblican
>vote Repooblican for small government and think Federal government is bad
>new Repooblican President is going around threatening local authorities to cut funding, if they dont obey the Feds
good goy pls expand the authority of the Feds :^)

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>be Chinese mother
>worried so much of pollution that she had to import oxygen cans and air purifiers from Canada
this is why we should attract more Chinese developers and industrialist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbIevNlt-JE

whats wrong with the poster above me?

>>69172691
He probably got cucked again.

>>69172691
It's not Chinese

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The post with the image of Mami Kawada Lover shopped into Batman bin Suparman's ID got deleted, but I forgot to screencap it and save the image

That was fucking beautiful, why did you do that?

>>69173043
It's still up on the archive.

>>69173152
Photoshop the Javanese into Japanese

>>69173043
he is probably a janny

>>69173082
>>69173152
I meant the one earlier on this thread with the glorious trips

>>69173408
So just screencap the archived post.

POKEMON

mga ulol liit ng titi nyo

>>69173787
nakita mo na ba?
gusto mo makita :D

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>>69173416
it just isn't the same

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>>69173873
Stop being autistic.

>mami kawada is on r/a/dio
wew

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>>69173769
Pukimon

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>>69173873
I-Is there new Akari? Or is this the camping one?

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>>69174124
>>69173769
PUKI

>>69174458
i hope you really voted PUKI, i would literally go there and stab you if you werent

>>69173270
Doxxing is not allowed
Got ban for it already

>>69174546
doxing other aseanons is okay
but him no you got a ban minute after he post it

>>69174599
The one I got band from was not him

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>>69174507
>voting for populist scum
My party preference is Liberal Democrats then Conservatives, other parties can go kill themselves.

I often do tactical voting, in areas where LibDem is incumbent or 2nd place I vote for them. If Con is incumbent or 2nd place, I will vote for them. However, if Con is first and LibDem is 2nd I will always vote Libdem.

>>69174738
of course you will vote for liberal you paki scum

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>>69174832
>shits outside
>calls me a paki scum

I am now 100% sure mami kawada lover is a janny

>>69175062
why the fuck you post jojo adventure in india lmao paki education everyone

>>69175111
>now

Why are there so many Pajeets in Muntilupa?
Every time I've went to SM Southmall, I've seen at least 15 of them
I've not seen that many in BGC, MoA and Makati

>>69174832
Why are Indons top bantzmasters

>>69175559
Come visit Malaysia and you wouldn't be complaining about 15 pajeets

>>69175559
loan sharks on bikes

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>that feel when no indo girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1opp3AiTGdU

>>69176342
disgusting muslim
i pui

>>69176422
what is klepek-klepek ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN7nQCgHBtk

>yfw yellowcucks will defend the 2,000 lbs. of meth.

i wanna fuck indon girl

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>Life ist Tumblr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFlMoAasW4A&t=329s

>>69176605
>yfw marcocuks will defend debts and fentanyl

Which one is healthier, white milk or chocolate milk?

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>>69177507
my piss

>>69177634
a are you a girl?

>>69177634
>holy cow piss
FTFY
Well somehow I get the idea where that weird fetish of yours coming from

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I'm so lost without (You)

>>69175559
Davao has more.

I mean, 1/4 of DMSF (a medical school) are full of Pajeets because they can't get a medical degree in their shithole, hoping that the lax medical education here would give them a chance at setting a practice back in DESIGNATED land. They have no concept of deodorant and smell strongly of sweat and BO all the time.

One time they were buying food at 7-Eleven. The store smelled strongly of their pungent odor that I had to do a double take. The poor counter girl almost cried since she had to serve 12 of them. They had to spray Lysol after the poo-in-loos went away.

The pajeets that were born and raised here have common decency to use cologne and deodorant. The foreign ones are vile.

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>>69178994

>>69168342
So what you slut?

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F*******g i hate

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>>69178632

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>>69180241

>norcuck back on philippines
i should be hanging out around mall of asia and SM bacoor more

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>>69178632
Fucking asshole. I don't drink piss