/brit/

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cara

>>69152270
looks quite dead

Why do people eat wings?

I only ever got boneless.

have literally never asked a girl out

*opens the door to the thread, revealing that i am indeed 6 foot 4 and built like a brick shithouse*

alri

People who leave their wings looking like this should be slapped.

Is that a nigga on your plate??

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Why did this never happen? Rowling is such a hack.

Business idea: review hot drinks on YouTube

>>69152315
Bit gay

Want some fush n' chups lads.

>>69152336
Good lad

>>69152315
every gf ive ever have asked me out, but since i lost all the weight it hasnt happened again

>>69152319
But you're canadian

Doesn't matter if you're 6'4

>>69152315
same
24 y.o. kissless virgin

just moved into a flat and all the other people living around me are young couples

got no friends either so i'm not sure what to do

>>69152350
great post

>>69152305
boneless is processed chicken dicks
wings are proper chicken

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are sue

>>69152315
same

whats even the point

ah yes, I'll get chicken with bones inside despite the fact I don't have to

>>69152310
Thanks m8, I'd probably end up crying in public which is no good. I have literally no mates that I can talk to rn so that's why I'm coming on 4chan to blogpost.

>>69152296
Have you ever been in a 3 year relationship?? I envisaged spending my entire life with her, kids and everything. I thought she was the one

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what did he mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIlbZAP8ASQ

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Hey guise. Was santy good to you all?

haha so many pathetic people in this thread?

kissless virgins, really?

or is it just a meme?

>>69152395
>tendies
nawh lickle baby

>>69152348
damnit you're onto me

>>69152405
reddit-tier poster

>>69152419

i hugged a girl once. it was a side-hug, but it still counts

>>69152324
>>69152316
what do you think its for mongos

any of you little shits think you could heem me you should know I'm 6'7 and built like a brick shithouse

>can't even make friends on /brit/

end me

do any of the commieslags have cute feet

I miss living in Switzerland and being called a mountain jew in every int thread

>>69152396
>Have you ever been in a 3 year relationship?? I envisaged spending my entire life with her, kids and everything. I thought she was the one
was in a 12 year one. got married. bought a house. things fell apart. now we're old and sad and poor and alone.

>>69152405
got whisky socks and a dressing gown, guess I'm old now

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>>69152472
ill be your friendo

so gassed about having speakers and a receiver

>>69152472
I thought I was your friend

business idea: village virginator. each city has a virginator appointed by the government to take boys virginities when they reach 16

>>69152457
insurance reasons
Driver gets in an accident, says he was braking but the camera shows him on the gas

>>69152485
Good whisky?

>>69152501
doesn't your mum already do that job mate?

>>69152481
Fucking hell marriage is so goddamn grim

t. son of divorced couple

What made things go to shit?

Muhammed ali was a piece of shit.

Don't understand why he's so widely praised. He fucking hated white people and the retard converted to Islam.

>>69152501

they have that in the vatican, except it's at 8

>>69152472
I'll be your friend ^_^

>think i have a /brit/ friend
>he posts he doesn't have any friends on /brit/

well then

>>69152526
thanks

>>69152514
where do you think i got the idea

>>69152479
Fucking mountain jew tell me your secrets.

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Nill the Kiggers

>>69152517
poverty and children

>>69152539
from your mum i bet lmao

>>69152457
looks like it's for recording the cab floor but I've been a sparky in coachbuilding for 4 years and can't think why you'd need one. Unless it's for showing footwork but why?

>>69152396
And she crushed it all to suck other dicks. And you're still wondering if you're strong enough to refuse her. One kick in the balls wasn't enough for you? I didn't say brush it off and stop feeling bad, I said cut all contacts and move on. That still friends bullshit is a way for her to diminish the guilt of kicking you in the balls. You have no reason to do that. Think about you first, because that's what she did.

Older Americans seem so kind and reddit

now they are absolute cancer retards

The fucking STATE of this thread. You should all be deeply ashamed.

need a spinach dip gf

>>69152479
why'd you come back

gonna clean teethies brb

>>69152305
Primal satisfaction pulling the flesh from bone.
Leg/limb dark meat has more flavour too.

>>69152508
>>69152457
most new trucks log the speed tho dont see why this would necessary

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me and the gf

>>69152519
normies believe nelson mandela was a decent bloke even though he was a murdering racist terrorist

>>69152364
tinder

>>69152561
when you put it like that pierre...

>>69152551
Are your kids troubled? how did you work out custody

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Alternative modelling is fucking stupid

What is the point of being an 'alternative model'

Africa is messed up

>>69152270
>mm yeah dem wings wuz peng ye senpai but then they wuz also a bit hench
can I get some youtube money now?

>>69152574
Spinach dip is fucking fantastic, I always thought it was for gays but I just tried it last night and it was bomb

>>69152509
one grants (so no) and a bottle of chivas regal 12y, never had it before

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england

/brit/ meetup behind tesco in 10 minutes lads

be there

just about had it with this so-called 'life' gimmick

>>69152604
some of it's quite nice tbqh

>>69152576
Contract over

>>69152364
prostitute

>>69152627
Found the racist

>>69152615
Lad hate to tell you, but it is for gays, and you've just come out of the closet.

Faxing your closest relatives this post so they can help you find a bf.

>>69152517
2 things desu. ran out of things to talk about and didn't ever properly connect when it came to sex. if you ever doubt either of those things, it's not going to work. sounds obvious but there's enough other stuff that'll fool you into thinking it's worth sticking it out for when it isn't. learned a lot from it.

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>just about had it with this so-called 'life' gimmick

>>69152604
friends sister got raped in africa

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The state of men these days

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>did an online quiz and it said the state I would like the best is virginia
FUCK OFF!!!

on a related note whats virginia like?

>>69152675
where in africa

got raped in africa

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Rate my butter chicken din din lads

>>69152654
what did you do there?

Some bomb has gone off in London!

Fucking Hell I'm scared, that was fucking massive. explosion.

>>69152419
i'm a kissless virgin b-b-but i've hugged plenty of girls before

>>69152684
Am unironically fine with this because I'm a stupid skinny twat who can't fight LOL

>>69152687
Full of benders and communists.

so lonely
so alone

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>>69152665
Then call me Rupaul because I love Spinach dip

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SOTC

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>tfw the only part of my course I understand is the manufacturing section
haha lads looks like i might end up as a manufacture engineer... that'd be.... something

>>69152704
>butter chicken
Entry level

>>69152716
prostitute

nothing wrong with liking kots desu

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bird just sent me this

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>>69152684

The English flag should be banned, it triggers Muslims too much it is islamofobic and racist...

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>>69152707

where are we having our annual NYE meet-up then, lads?

>>69152695
Post feet

>>69152754
christ, don't even start

might pop a cheeky benzo at the second family christmas

>>69152742
hahaha for fuck sakes

>>69152734
alri pajeet

>>69152754
the foggy dew at the edge of temple bar
does the best pint of guiness in dublin

>>69152754
uni of york library beanbags

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>>69152684
>if you like cats you're not masculine
ummmm no sweety

>>69152707
hilarious!!! reported you to the appropriate authorities.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8a5_1482776583

state of cats nowadays

>>69152754
quids inn, scarborough

>>69152747
We need a big old crescent to keep the cunts happy.

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my house

bring slags

>>69152754
cheeky swift half in Mosul anyone?

>>69152667
the sex thing is pretty relevant, she said I gave her amazing and sometimes multiple orgasms through clitoral stim with my hands but she was straight bored or didnt even like sex with me

drove me mad, that she was basically lying there waiting for me to blow my load, a mixture of uncomfortable (my willy was too big for her as she was tiny) and bored

>>69152754
cornetto

>>69152684
Cats are fucking hilarious and low maintenance though. Perfect pet for a lazy fucker who just wants something fuzzy to pet and laugh at once in a while.

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>>69152737
good lad

here's my kot

>>69152742
Bit sick of this world now. No wonder Islam wants to wipe us out.

>>69152785
Man card revoked, cat lady

>>69152735
no

>>69152705
Programming mostly

Geneva is a very lovely city

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Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3

>>69152785
why do some jap men look like adults but the rest look like adult sized children?

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Look at this absolute smug alpha cunt

>>69152814
can guarantee you aren't 1 1000th the man mishima was
fuck off leaf

>>69152768
naughty

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having a wank to Lauren Southern's arse

>>69152804
ugly little prick

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>>69152684
>cat cafe melbourne

what is with large urban centres and pumping out nu-males at incredible levels

You dropped your gay card

need an ex-playboy playmate with a big fat doggo with thyroid problems gf lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5AzlCEagFY

>>69152804
would cup his head with both of my hands and stroke his cheeks and ears :)

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me heeming a runtoid

>>69152802
That's right. Toss aside your pesky masculinity and accept your feline overlords!

Ron Weasley is an awful character

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>>69152842

>>69152804
nice kat

cats are alri I guess. Any bloke that goes and gets one individually is a bit queer

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>>69152826
think it's the angle desu. Here's another one of him looking more like a fully mature human

morning lads

>>69152871
t. richard hammond

>Go on omegle for a larf
>spend 5 minutes disconnecting from bots
>start getting captchas
Fuck sake. I'm going to end up banned and all I wanted to do was wind up some pakis.

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>>69152840
good choice la

>>69152850
its a girl :)

>>69152870
thenks

>>69152804
Looks like my old kot who died a few weeks ago, had him nearly all my life

>>69152838
He was a beta fag

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>>69152858
Worked for the Egyptians.

>>69152844
Cats are based vicious killers and they don't sell out the way dogs do

>>69152819
Microsoft? I ask because a relative of mine was there doing the same thing

>>69152906
CERN.

How do obese people even get so fat?

I lift and I'm currently bulking up. I'm eating about 4000 calories a day and I'm SLOWLY gaining weight. Most of the time I'm not even hungry and have to force feed myself just to get my calories in.

These fat fuckers must be eating every time they get a spare minute.

Makes me wonder when I see obese teens. Like, how much are you eating to be so fat so young?

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>>69152896

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>see this

what do

>although he didn't have the luck to be born gay, he does hope that his kids will be

There's a reason the gay community don't like Moby, no matter how much he tries to endear himself to them.

>>69152883
not offended by this in the slightest

>>69152874
He looks like a shrunken man.

People who own cats as pets

Men: [ ]
Women and gays [x]

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rate the so called "cat'

>>69152800
yeah that was never going to work lad. you wasted at least 2 of those 3 years. be glad you're out, shit as it may seem in the short term.

>>69152904
>sell out

but dogs are pack animals

cats don't give a fuck about you as long as they're fed

>>69152904
regardless of your opinion on owning house cats as pets, owning or frequenting a cat cafe is for women, nu-males and japanese

Lads literally got laid wtf only thing is different is my hair cut, like this girl came up to me and started chatting me up.

>>69152917
Whip it out

>>69152897
go suck more yank cock you utter worm. Mishima would literally, LITERALLY heem you faster than you could blink

>>69152874
i think he looked like a full mature human in the first one too desu, makes me respect him more for some reason, appearance really is everything

>>69152819
How did you get into it? Computer science?

wanking to lauren's southerns

>>69152914
liquid calories probably

>>69152858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgaFPVQEmBI

>>69152946
autism

Your English flag reminds us of your colonialism and crusades it's very islamofobic and racist #BringDownTheEnglishFlag!!

>>69152913
>CERN
nice lad

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>>69152896

My kot of 18 years died a couple of weeks ago

RIP gatto

>>69152914
Your burning calories, they didn't.

>>69152914

good gravy how do you eat 4k calories a day?

I can barely get 2k, have to force meself to eat sometimes

>>69152889
never had a girl kot, heard they bring home dead prey more often than boy kots do :))

>>69152938
hate

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>>69152796
*raids ur fridge and shags ur slags*

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>>69152917
*walks towards it*

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Haha

>>69152953
He was a phony fag. Steven seagall tier.

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bought my cat a new collar and 12 cans of cat food from tesco

just want to be sipping a cold beer on a warm beach sharing a hammock with una pequino puta

>>69152946
haha yeah you gotta be a real alpja man by complaining and bitching about your gf leaving you to complete strangers

the only better feeling than a (you) is when the entire thread becomes devoted to posting about something you posted

>>69152888
what a goddess

w2c alt-right memelord gf?

lads im getting unironically angry at a blatantly baiting leaf poster. Need to sort myself out desu

cats and dogs are both decent pets

at least they're not birds, snakes or reptiles or something else autistic

>>69152941
>wasted

strong word to use if I enjoyed the time and desperately want it back, no?

moving on is going to so fucking hard, I know I cant be a pathetic beta latching on but the alternative is even scarier

>>69153014
Sorry friend but what you've got there is a frog

>>69152995
not in my experience, male cats are much more adventurous

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>>69153054

My precious little pussykins crossed the rainbow bridge a couple of months ago.

After I put him in the microwave for 10 minutes wrapped in tin foil haha

>>69153045
m8 has an iguana who roams his flat

idk, seems cool

middle aged women will lie and invest themselves into that lie if it benefits them in anyway

they are not afraid to cry or yell if it strengthens their lie

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>>69153044

why are dogfags so autistic
a dog isn't an extension of your penis mate

>>69152684
having a cat is like having an aspie hikki flatmate. They keep to themselves and just want to be pet and fed now and again...

Your English flag reminds us of your colonialism and crusades it's very islamofobic and racist #BringDownTheEnglishFlag!!!

back to work tomorrow

should be quiet though...he hopes

I remember when my dad had a cat and it'd bring in pigeons and magpies

he was a good friend

>>69153045
Birds are grandma pets desu, wouldn't mind one if not for the noise and I'd feel bad for keeping it in a cage

>>69152944
Exactly

Cats expect you to work for their affection
Respect is earned not given and dogs don't understand that

>>69153086
I don't expect cat ""men"" to understand masculinity.

>>69153035
>alt-right
shes only (((alt-right))) im afraid

>>69152995
yeah when she was younger (like 1 year old) she used to bring home dead pigeons and mice several times a week

me and my siblings used to have "pigeon duty" where we would rotate as to who would clean up and dispose of the corpse that day

but then she had several kids and nowadays she's very old and doesn't bring prey home as much anymore

>>69153062
I had one male cat that brought a rabbit home and some carp from a neighbour's pond as well as various birds and mice but the other cats I've had haven't really brought much back.

>>69153084

>middle aged
You mean "all"

need a wife lads

she needs to wear her hair in a braid and wear flannel shirts

>>69153021
definitely not an alpha haha

>>69153045
cats and dogs are the only real pets, everything else is a meme

>>69152964
Software engineering, though I have an interest in compsci as well and my colleagues were mostly bachelors/masters/PhDs in compsci and a few physicists

Mind you, more time is spent maintaining infrastructure than actually programming

i like doggos

>>69153086
Toxoplasmosis or just a hungry chink?

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I want a shiba inu.

Your English flag reminds us of your colonialism and crusades it's very islamofobic and racist #BringDownTheEnglishFlag!!!!

doggo died two months ago, for the first few weeks i sat the cat around the house less, think he was in mourning, he's been getting closer to me than ever before lately though

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It's all ogre lads

lauren southern is a plain looking retard

hamsters are the patrician's choice

>>69153169
memelord

>>69153132
post more of her

>>69153158
which is better for job prospects

wish I had a cosy job making £50k in a server room

>>69153157

fish are cool

used to have some as a kid. it's quite fun watching them swim around

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Degus lads

>>69152985
It becomes easier. The more you lift the more you want to eat and the more you eat the more your stomach becomes used to being full and adjusts accordingly to accommodate more food.

Some of these huge bodybuilders eat 6000+ a day.

One steroid freak on youtube eats 8-9k, but he's just a weird cunt.

the best doggo is a hunting doggo
lurchers are a top tier breed cos they're smart and fun, also VERY fast running at incredible hihg speed

>>69153114
keeping a dog is equally cruel unless you live in the countryside and can go on long walks every day

same for cats i guess but they are cruel cunts who decimate local wildlife populations so fuck them.

>>69153167
>muh Toxoplasmosis
not an issue
it leaves your body after a period of time and then you can never get it again

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>>69153203

>>69153169
I'll stick my shiba in u, if you know what I mean

>>69153140
Aw :)

Your English flag reminds us of your colonialism and crusades it's very islamofobic and racist #BringDownTheEnglishFlag!!!!!

>>69153193

NO BULLY

SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT OUR RIGHT WING WAIFU OR DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL

>>69153223
this fucking photo always gets me
his face is confusion and anger at the photographer mixed with pleasure

>>69153223
what is going on here?

>>69153194
You're probably the only person to ever type that out

>>69153217
Wouldn't have a cat about me.

>doggos

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovIrEoYXvZc

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>he hates cats

>>69153216
cats are perfectly happy living solely indoors

I don't know why people give them catflaps, only causes problems

>>69153195
I liked them before the dumb doge meme

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>>69153199
dont really have many pics of her
check her instagram
https://www.instagram.com/laurencheriie/?hl=en

>>69153131
>>69153167
you fuck dogs

Cats are pakis pets FACT

>>69153250
its not funny mate you can stop now

who /nopets/ here?

i don't deserve company

kots are nice

doggos are nice

both are nice

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did you get anything nice for christmas, lads?

>>69153201
Either? Honestly the only reason I'm continuing my degree is because every employer is looking for one. Neither softeng or compsci is going to teach you how to be a sysadmin so that's something you'll have to learn on the side

Especially when a lot of universities take Microsoft money and never bother teaching *nix shit, which is probably what you'd be looking for

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>>69153293

i have one desu

my cat doesnt like pissing indoors

>>69153223
why would she do that

London smells like Tikka massala

This game is fucking amazing. I've been playing it for the past 3 days and can't put it down.

On holiday from work and I start playing around 10am and hours and hours just turn to nothing. Before I know it its like 10pm.

Don't remember the last time I got so involved in a game. Here's me thinking I'd gone off them.

>>69153316
this desu

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>>69153223

Would like to go on a walking tour of Croydon.

>>69153144
my family has one male and two female and the male is the one who brings in mice and stuff 95% of the time

we have one female who barely leaves the house except to take a shit and another who never really brings anything in but maybe thats cos she has kind of a gammy eye and she shit at catching things

>>69153202
fish are basically just ornaments though, I cant call them a pet

>>69153305
Cat """men"""" so insecure about their pussy animals they insult dogs when I never brought up dogs or even said I owned one

got the hamster a new cage for christmas. took him ages to unwrap it, did it for him in the end. Setting it up in the morning, can't wait to see him in it!

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>>69153310

what an awful opinion

huge dogs on loose leads are a trademark PAKI invention

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>>69153331
forgot the image.

>>69153331
what game lad?

>>69153316
What about the small little yappy shits trophy handbag dogs

>>69153352
I never brought up cats either you dog fucker

>>69153370
good lad

i'm mad as hell, and im not gonna take this anymore

>>69153367
Pakis hate dogs and love cats. It's a FACT

>>69153367
>pakis
>dogs

think on lad

Samir Nasri and his ex-missus are logged into each other's accounts and tweeting mental things

>>69153370
I'll rim your world if you know what I mean

Hampshire

you lads know anyone who has killed themselves or was murdered?

a lad i went to secondary with jumped in front of a train shortly after we left secondary school and my uncle was murdered

>>69153375
yeah they're not nice

>>69153370
>>69153331

are you the bird in that photo?

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>>69153367

>>69153317
>2 t-shirts
>a pair of jeans
>2 bottles of scotch
>box of corona
>set of lynx africa
>matchmakers (mint), box of toffifee's
Very happy desu.

bricking meself waiting on my grades

thinking they won't be published until after the holiday break

not sure I can handle another week of anticipation and suspense

>>69153370
What the FUCK is THIS?

Demand at least 20 words explaining this SHITE to me.

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rate the 'tify

business idea: cats that are actually dogs

>>69152690
greggs

>>69153423
Exquisite post

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>>69153435
>bag that poo, any rubbish bin will do

aha

>>69153370
What's it about? I'm interested

cats=pakis
dogs=proper British lads

>>69153444
which school

how does catdog shit

>>69153429
some lad i went to school with fell out of a window at a party and died.

he was an unlikeable chav cunt so fuck him.

>>69153435
this isn't even a meme, every muslim i've met hates dogs and i don't know why

>>69153429
Girl I went to school with hanged herself in the Priory.

>>69153482
dogs are haram

>>69153452
>Big L

Good lad

Get some Zep in there desu

>>69153429

a girl I knew for a while hanged herself during her first year at uni

>>69153429
one of my teachers killed themselves desu

>>69153394
>(has a wank and posts on /int/ until 4am)

>>69153481
haha

yeah the lad i knew who killed himself was a complete twat too

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tfw started the dog vs cat war on /brit/

>>69153317

a backpass
300 quid from assorted sources
choco
perfume and spray
villa top
adidas gazelles b/w

>>69153480
Out the cats mouth and vice versa

Some kind of hell

>>69153482
they're not human

>>69153452
how do i see my equivalent for that la
EXTREMELY good 'tify btw

Business idea: open up a pub where we play the nothing but the Smiths 24/7

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2 British lads I found sleeping in front of a pub

>>69153429
know two lads who an heroed and a lad who is currently serving life for murder

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life is too much bloody work, and most of the time you end up failing anyway

>>69153429
some guy I barely knew from school jumped in front of a train too

pretty sad 2bh, he was an insane footballer and probably could have made it at least semi-pro

>>69153429
The summer between year 7 and year 8 a kid I knew died in a plane crash with his dad

Mum and sister were watching

RIP in pepper Jack

>>69153528
because they're shitskin subhumans

>>69153317
£30 and a red ups

>>69153429
someone in my school died in a car crash, no deliberate suicides though

>>69153429
Myself in 4 days 9 hours and 5781 minutes

>>69153536

thanks desu x

just use this http://top50.topsters.net/

>>69153429
not murdered but my granddad died in a car crash in 1949 after getting hit by an ambulance of all things

>>69153429
no

>mummy and daddy tell me to wake up early
>40 minutes late to pick me up
ffs