le sweaty cursing man edition
cara
>>69150609
h-hes fast
*flips your flap*
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
how does one acquire a healthy relationship with the mother
>>69150600
he didn't really curse did he?
When you sneeze, air and particles travel through the nostrils at speeds over100 mph. During this time, all bodily functions stop, including your heart, contributing to the impossibility of keeping one's eyes open during a sneeze.
>>69150544
seen it
>>69150609
THIS XDDDDDDDD
>>69150632
*flips it back*
reminder that 80% of all individual animals on earth are nematode worms
got the ol' neurones nice and toasty
>I want to discuss /pol/ but I'm too fucking stupid to click on the little link that says /pol/
reckon I could have any of your girlfriends easy, I'm better looking than any of youse, best looking lad in this subreddit by far
QUICK EVERYONE POST YOUR AGE NOW
>28 here
Alri lads, this is Nagisa Furukawa, she's my wife.
We're having our 6th anniversary together soon, please say something nice about her
Eating Christmas chocolates lads, still got 7 days off.
Life is good.
>>69150606
is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1YiIiPUQR8
just ordered 28 tablets of cialis. didn't know actual legit briiths online pharmacies will sell it to you if you do a doctors questionairre left out the part about me trying to avoid coke dick next time i go to a prossie hahahahahaha
>>69150632
is this any good?
In a lifetime the average human produces enough quarts of spit to fill 2 swimming pools.
Might make a bunch of chicken nuggets and drink the rest of the baileys lads, thoughts on how to improve this meal?
remember that statistically, 80% of posters are nematode worms
>>69150655
la petite mort
>>69150702
just turned 18 today
>>69150723
yes
is this a gimmick?
why cant i help but laugh when my stepdad calls my hiphop music coontunes?
>>69150726
hot chilli sauce
Don't appreciate the blue language in here
>>69150726
Some BBQ sauce to dip the nugs in.
>>69150751
no but I can make it one
1 in 8 Americans has worked at a McDonalds restaurant.
my mom signs all her texts with :)
me getting rowdy at a wedding
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1481768064129.webm
>>69150710
>having more than one waifu
You disgust me.
>>69150773
I do that too.
>>69150768
sorry x
>>69150755
informed Scotland Yard on him, lad. don't worry
>>69150763
>>69150766
Guess I'll do both, good call.
ya'll niggas ain't shit
do yanks even have swans?
I rekon they have a bird they call a swan but isn't actually a swan
just like how they have a bird they call a robin but isnt a robin
and aussies have a bird they call a magpie but it isnt even in the corvid family
6.4 in 8 Americans are nematode worms
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
>>69150791
its ok x
>wake up
>still not new years eve
JUST
Glad I'm attractive desu.
Reckon everyone would have given up on me by now if I wasn't
>dog gets fat
ANIMAL CRUELTY HOW DARE YOU ALLOW THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>human gets fat
wow so beautiful and brave body positive mmmm yessssssss
>>69150827
try checking again ;p
how do astronauts wank?
surely they dont abstain for months
>>69150755
told a lad to give over with the sounds of the jungle once and everyone around me cracked up. This was up north mind, not in some politically correct shithole down south.
>>69150827
canny wait to see my mates tomorrow
>>69150693
you're a fucking racist omg
The thumbnail grows the slowest, the middle nail the fastest, nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
>>69150807
you're one of them bird nerds aren't you lad
me and deano smashing it at AMF
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482780637637.webm
>>69150807
We have cool birds like eagles and pigeons and shit
Reasonably successful, lads.
>>69150713
Lad.
I've ended all the purples from Quality street boxes in a 100 yard radius.
Just fucking mystery pink orange and dark chocolate ones left.
>>69150838
hmm
>>69150848
norman
yanks...........the size of a house
The only place in the entire world worth a d*mn
>>69150827
>wake up
>still alive
If ants were 4 inches tall they would rule the world.
>>69150881
brick shithouse
>>69150865
everyone has eagles and pigeons
my youtube subscriptions:
>LAHWF
>Cody Ko
>LifeAccordingToJimmy
>Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell
>>69150894
Northern Ireland?
remember that lad who paid £5000 for a hug?
this is him now
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482601541364.webm
Just IMAGINE being born an uggo lads haha I'd off myself to be honest
>>69150894
Ard Gaeile?
What's with this /bizzaro animal brit/?
In the last 3,500 years, there have been approximately 230 years of peace throughout the civilized world.
>normies are all sad about that pop-star, and the starwars bint
>>69150837
it's different people saying those
>>69150684
hmmm real issues with our society mixed in with baseless conspiracy theories, almost as if to discredit these people
really makes you think
>>69150857
nah, used to be when I was a kid.
I did study biology so I know a fair bit but deffo not a bird nerd
>make the same shitpost 8 hours apart
>The same person calls me out on it
>>69150936
always knew herts was an alpha
>>69150936
>>69150973
Saw 6 long tailed tits on the feeder this morning.
>>69150955
Argyle
>>69150909
more like 4 feet
i have seen ants 4 inches long before tbqh
could the lad posting shite webms piss off please?
thank you kindly
I want to heem a runt tonight
>>69150938
y-yeah imagine that
>>69150807
yes we have them, they're very protected. local ponds often have a family of swans which are monitored. sometimes rich people have a family in their ponds
>>69150920
mine
>blackpool grime media
>willNE
>chicken connoisseur
>GRM daily
>>69150936
bet he posts on r/asianmasculinity/
ah yes the mongols
Gonna go to the bookstore lads
What was your /book of '16/?
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
Q. Does 4chan have an aging population?
@69151019
I'll heem you right now, meet you outside in 2 minutes you yank runt
>>69151006
I went cycling earlier today down the promenade and there was a heron flying over the water keeping pace with me as the sun set in the background for like 600m
was p cool
>>69151078
Nerd
city or liverpool lads, who are you lads tipping
I SAID DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE KEKIO MEME?
>>69151067
i wonder this, im 21 now and have been here since i was 13 but you go to places like /v/ and im 100% everyone there is either under 16 or over 30
having a think about girl
the anime gf calling her anime mates
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482305423504.webm
>>69151067
Yeah, we need more immigrants
>>69151094
Arsenal
>>69151078
just normie things
>>69150967
>Baseless conspiracies
Which ones?
*makes a provocative statement*
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
>>69150665
fuck off anti-carayank
no one likes you
>>69151023
can you pls go remind these rich people that the swans belong to the queen
>>69151052
what do you expect from a peoples with a low population for the time period who were entirely nomadic during their early years
guess i better go sleep
rate the doggo lads x
>>69151067
I reckon /brit/ has an aging population
Not sure about the rest of the site though
Business idea: women can apply for a ball-stomping allowance if they step on a certain number of testes per week, the bloke has to sign that they've been stomped on for it to count. I feel you lads would support this venture
>>69151109
this guy? LOVEME LOVEYOU
what is best??????????????
I got a dick, I'm stupid.
>>69151094
tipping for what
>>69151122
well i was alone so not really normie
>>69151137
Seconding this motion to eject anti-carayank from the premises.
>>69150433
Where you moving to lad?
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
>>69151173
Spain
>>69151173
>anthem about a piece of coloured cloth
>>69151116
mp4 video saved to the mass storage device of her pleasuring herself
feeling very anxious for no reason
>>69151173
Dunno but flag anthems are shit-tier
>>69151173
ours cause it was fucking FIRST
>>69151174
domme jongens in je draad
>>69151173
friendship
>>69151176
NYE match
>>69151173
>home of the brave
>about a flag
what?
signed up to an mma gym
SHAN'T be taking shit from any of you anymore
>>69151173
>Irish
>Having battles worthy of song
Hmmm....
>>69151123
fascism and fluoride both of which are too beneficial for our elites to actually give to us
also what's wrong with jury nullification? unless theyre using it in the specific context of certain elites escaping punishment
>>69150936
The chink is a prozzie.
>>69151183
Glasgow
>>69150894
why did you crop most of it out then?
aesthetic
thought doing drugs would help me get friends but instead i just do lines of coke on my laptop each night by myself
>>69151156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kgvkr9DiP1
Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex
>>69151173
>no lyrics
you fucking what?
>>69151235
star spangled banners is the yank anthem
>>69151257
good lad
*notices ur bulge*
>>69151197
you mean east portugal?
>>69151183
West End mate
>>69151261
that's really not very nice
>>69151235
The song is literally called Star Spangled Banner lad
The average Canadian is approximately 3 times stronger than a Brit.
>>69151252
Looks like the kind of van that would get parked out the back of some megacorporation's headquarters as some madman hacks the mainframe
>>69151286
Stop fat shaming me.
Really really makes you think
>a fucking leaf
Napoleon's penis was sold to an American Urologist for $40,000.
>>69151296
West France
>>69151283
it's the same song
*internally rees at myself*
but yeah it's about the flag
Being forced to watch some movie called American honey with the gf, really wish I was playing games instead.
>>69151329
*autistically bashes the keyboard until they start flying off, never once touching the mouse*
I'm in.
>>69151286
I don't got a bulge, I should be publicly humiliated.
>>69151313
need some source on this one leafy
>>69151299
Good lad, its nice bit of Glasgow. Any particular reason?
>>69151359
I'll give her some American honey ;)
>>69151350
>a celibate asterisk
>>69151341
indeed, the more deprived people want change as they believe it will improve their lives and the less deprived people want the status quo
>>69151365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ
anyone from wiltshire?
>>69151378
Glasgow? You mean West Edinburgh
>>69151341
Wouldn't be the first time the poor and uneducated voted against their best interest 2bh
>>69151173
Russia France Ireland Germany. France wins probably. Russia in second place
Only others which are memorable are ours and America. Americas is cheese and ours is boring.
>>69151376
I'll show you a source when I'm pinning you down and mounting your arse
I need 10 minutes
>>69151341
>tfw the people that voted remain dont live near EU migrants
really makes you think
on another note my dad went to the UK for a wedding and all of the employees at the car hire were fucking polish, there was 6 of them and it was a franchise too, not a private business.
>>69151341
haha
poor and stupid brexit voters confirmed
ive been hearing about this lewd cara bush pic all night, please post it
anyone from medicine hat
>>69151415
YEAH
nah just kidding lol
>>69151415
you mean east somerset?
>>69151378
Aye mate moving for work
Never really been there before, any recommendations for things to do?
>>69151385
why did she send you that ffs
the absolute STATE of property prices in london lads
>>69151416
Edinburgh? You mean North London.
[spoiler]A better joke would be East Ireland[/spoiler]
>>69151410
>IRC, it's how hackers talk when they don't want to be overheard
crease every time
When a Hawaiian woman wears a flower over her left ear, it means that she is not availabl
>>69151439
protect the british hand car washing industry, people should get over minimum wage for something that literally takes 0 training
>>69151457
grim
oh no le celebs I care so much about are ded
>>69151511
dog nonce
absolute dream is to live on the outskirts of Bath and work for Caterham
whoar
>>69151341
>the two places from the least deprived list that voted brexit are both in Birmingham
REALLY makes you think that
>>69151511
doing a line off the dog's ear?
>>69151511
turkish assassin in the back
Are "men" with tiny willies allowed to walk in London?
Non-dairy creamer is flammable
>>69151173
Amhrán na bhFiann is genuinely great. Very rousing.
>>69151511
here's my new years eve
>>69151538
how did you guess
>>69151521
>le
Fuck off Queerbec
>>69151540
Good post
>>69151410
>hackers
Excuse me but I believe the correct term is "crackers"
I'm 5'9 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>69151385
>>69151470
that was unironically my screenshot haha
>>69151457
What kind of moron would name a town Medicine hat
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E3kj3nmBqD
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
>>69151588
is that a vape battery
>>69151546
Pleanty of pakis living there, yeah
>>69151594
Me. I did it.
>>69151588
im 5'10"
What is the green belt?
Is London really not allowed to expand?
>>69151590
haha alri lad
was a while ago
going to heem these leafy cunts, be afraid you slit eyed nonces
wow lads the tmnt are named after renaissance artists
>>69151603
citation?
>>69151596
Hate me all you want, you still have a cute accent
>>69151578
I believe the term you are looking for is "Russians"
>>69151465
Dunno lad, I'm an arrogant student so you probably have different interests. Glasgow normally has some cool club nights on if like that and there are lots of nice restaurants. You could also check out some Scottish stuff, since Glasgow is basically the heartland of Scottish nationalism. Tennants Brewery, AG Barr factory, Tunnocks factory.
What's it like being with someone who is a complete narcissist?
>>69151604
18560 battery
>>69151546
You have to purchase a state-issued "mall Willy Walking License, you're liable to be fined if you're caught without it
>>69151596
good post
>>69151655
what a woman? it's alright mate
>>69151626
m8 I played a samurai in FFXI I'll slice your bollocks off with my ancient asian sword technique.
>>69151655
makes me angrier and angrier and angrier and now my heart rates at 120
>>69151644
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_(playing_card)
>>69151640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz3m_7ozhNo
just realised we've got Mexican food restaurants called "el gringos" and gringos is what they call white people
cheeky bastards
>>69151437
you have 50 seconds
I sincerely disagree with the notion that liverpool is the third most deprived town in the UK
Where I can find the concentration camp for "men" with tiny dicks??
>>69151603
are you sure hearts isn't Caesar?
why would Charlemagne stab himself in the head?
but I guess Diamonds has that fasces axe thing
>>69151546
No mate, there are no English in London anymore.
>>69151594
t. vyzsyjdorvic
>>69151700
it's called the netherlands
>>69151622
Plebs want to tear it down and put up newbuilds along the rail lines and motorways
Until 1994, world maps and globes sold in Albania only had Albania on them.
anyone from remedy trousers?
SOTC
>>69151622
green belts stop urban sprawl
>>69151716
gooood post
>gf wants to stay 'friends' after brutally dumping me on my low point
women are evil
hehehe
inb4 someone posts the hilldawg logo, he's a very clever man and he supports hillary oh wow what a surprise
>>69151156
8/10
would feed scraps of leftover Christmas goose beside a dwindling fire after everyone else had gone to bed.
A piece of paper can be folded no more then 9 times.
>>69151763
*sucks on the cock*
officially dropping the pengest munch as a gimmick, it's ran it's course
goodnight, sweet prince
howling and screaming
screaming and howling
>he's a very clever man and he supports hillary oh wow what a surprise
>>69151804
i'll fold you 10 times if you dont get out of /brit/
>>69151341
Those are some of the most racially diverse places in England. There you go.
Liverpool isn't diverse but voted remain. Think about that
>>69151725
you mean north belgium?
>ywn be a lad with the lads
JUST END MY TORMENT
how much juice do you lads vape a day?
anyone from antidote socks
>>69151780
Means she wants to monitor your situation and crawl back into your life if you ever become successful, but is not willing to help you get there
hahaha no wonder she lost
what a joke
Each month, there is at least one report of UFOs from each province of Canada
I don't have a tiny dick you guys are just obsessed with large cocks which actually is a Sexual fetish namely macrophillia which is being attracted to large people or large genitalia, breasts, buttocks.
>>69151860
500ml orange juice
Jewish account
made the ol' butty chick' tonight lads
>>69151780
stop talking to her then you gimp
>>69151875
it's clear that trump was meant to win
>>69151860
about 300ml of yur mam's pussy juices
>>69151875
it's because she was too smart mate, obviously
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/12/clinton-campaign-may-have-been-too-smart-to-win.html
>>69150600
I need an answer lads
Can you not get a 500ml coke in a can in the uk?
have to get up early tomorrow, gonna spend about 2 hours handing these out on the tube before work starts
wish me luck
any one from devon (east kernow)
>>69151780
>gf wants to stay 'friends'
Why can't women make the transition to a new lover as easy as possible?
Be the safety net until she's reestablished herself.
It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.
>>69151875
ah yes, pepe the frog was clearly the downfall of Clinton.
>>69151913
500ml bottle yes
>>69151913
no
500ml is bottles
cans are 330 or 250ml bullet cans here
black models are always ugly looking lads
I have a neighbour who every now and then will play ridicuously loud music that is obviously playing through the walls in our house on a work night at ridiculous times.
I feel sorry for her because she lives alone but it's really annoying and it's quite clear that blasting her shit music so loud is an annoyance.
Should I make a noise complaint to the council?
>>69151938
big milky chebs lads
>>69151588
you're that pen spinning fag arent you
>>69151856
"The lads" are invariably a group of banal idiots. I never know whether the people on /brit/ posting about sparking strangers up at nightclub closing time are roleplaying or not, but I certainly hope they are.
>>69151870
Don't know if I'm strong enough to reject her if she wants me back
This is a terrible, terrible situation I've got myself in
I don't think I can open myself up to another woman after this
Went a bit mental and bought a vibrating prostate massager, lads.
And even if I got a tiny dick why do you even care are you secretly gay
>>69151929
>kernow
dyou mean south north wales
>>69151749
enver hoxha was a crazy dude
he also made visitors take disinfectant baths before entering the country
what is fantasy football
>>69151992
man up you fucking cunt
Luke did I ever tell your sister Princess Leia?
She was a good friend.
>>69151997
they're great but i find it easier to prostate orgasm from thrusting rather than vibrations
what fillem should i watch tonight
>>69151650
I'm scottish mate so not really going there for all the nationalism stuff
Yeah I've been up Byres Road and Great Western Road, both look pretty cool.
>>69151979
(to the beat of the phones4u jingle)
all
your posts
are shit
your posts are shit
still thinking about how I embarrassed myself on the work night out.
Swear down /r/uk used to be browse-able. Now it is completely unbearable.
WTF
I'm never leaving my house again
>>69152036
bone tomahawk
briefly blacked out and hit my head on my desk
fucks sake
>>69152022
So another woman can walk out on me after years of a relationship? My dad almost killed himself because he's been divorced 3 times
this whole 'life' thing seems pretty grim
>>69152057
tell us what happened lad
>>69152036
troll hunter
drunk for the fourth day in a row desu
>>69151912
That article basically says the opposite though. They were over complicating and simplifying things, i.e. they thought they were playing it smart.
>It is illuminating to compare Dovere’s piece to a September Politico article by Shane Goldmacher in which Clinton campaign operatives celebrate the transcendent genius of its data-analytics arm, anchored in what worked for Barack Obama in 2012. Clinton analytics chief Elan Kriegel was the hero of the story, and readers came away with the impression that nothing could happen anywhere in the U.S. electorate without a Kriegel-developed algorithm instantly kicking in to adjust campaign resources and sustain the flight path to victory.
>Unsurprisingly, as Dovere found, this all-knowing analytics system and the iron self-confidence it inspired made “Brooklyn” (Clinton’s national headquarters) largely impervious to feedback:
>The anecdotes are different but the narrative is the same across battlegrounds, where Democratic operatives lament a one-size-fits-all approach drawn entirely from pre-selected data — operatives spit out “the model, the model,” as they complain about it — guiding [campaign manager Robby] Mook’s decisions on field, television, everything else.
>>69152057
what did you do lad? mine was pretty horrific as well
>>69152061
racist detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXBAIEOvR7w
banger
>>69152062
i worked on the team that got planning permission for the eye aha
>>69152057
tell us what happened lad
me and the gf
>>69152079
>>69152036
The Accountant is up if you haven't seen it. Deep Water Horizon is also up; I watched it on the 23rd and it is also pretty decent.
>>69152075
You okay?
>>69151948
>>69151946
Wew
Guess we are special
>>69152093
are you like 40 years old
Humiliating men with tiny or average size dick because of your macrophallic obsession is quite gay..
>>69152078
>>69152085
>>69152094
got extremely drunk and took a shit outside the restaurant
>>69152078
mentioned myself getting promoted jokingly about 20 times to who would be my boss. Then went to dance really badly with strangers whilst almost definately gurning to fuck
>>69152062
how do you think they did it you mong, can't exactly roll it through the streets of london can you
>>69152018
you make a fictional team out of players in a league and compete with your mates for points
>>69152085
tell us what happened lad
>>69151780
She means her new lad might not be confirmed so she's covering all bets.
I still love you anon, I'm just not in love with you well, I don't know. Help me with this bag while I think.
>>69151932
What do you mean by this post?
>>69152122
that's not that bad at all
did you take a pinger though? lmao
>>69152109
hurts really bad, but no visible marks or bruises
should be ok
More bullets were fired in 'Starship Troopers' than any other movie ever made.
>>69152113
very impressed by this can
not even joking
>>69152157
i want to know more
>>69152077
probably because he got married 3 fucking times.
>>69151992
iktf
did she give you a reason for dumping you?
>>69152116
nah 29 m'lad
worry i'm the oldest /brit/poster sometimes
>>69152113
we have energy drinks in 500ml but not soft drinks, not sure why
>>69152106
going with the accountant
>>69152066
the most attractive girls I've met have been leaves, usually like half Eastern euro and half something else. Is every other girl actually attractive in leaf land or do the fit ones just come over here so they know what it's like to be shagged properly?
>>69152120
which restaurant?
>>69152163
I have learned to love "kók í bauk"
>>69152175
"we grew apart"
fucking bullshit, 3 years means nothing to them apparently
>>69152132
she can't do better than me physically at least, she knows that
>>69152176
i'm 52 don't worry you're not the oldest
>>69152152
1g coke, think it was cut with mcat or something though since it tasted dirty. bet my jaw was allover the place right infront of my prospective boss
>>69152128
Got really drunk and was sick in a bin in our boardroom then got sent home desu. A lot of it missed the bin.
>>69152139
look up.
>>69152176
>tfw only 28
Thanks for making me feel young.
>>69152191
I see fatties every day
>>69151780
>tran
i dunno lad. broke up with my mrs of over 10 years recently. happened naturally, we'd run our course. she wanted to stay together but it wasn't right. don't know how i'd handle it if we couldn't be friends desu
>>69152223
good lad
>>69152184
cos of the sugar labels i reckon
>>69152222
would you fuck a lad in drag daddy?
>>69152218
>"we grew apart"
Sheesh...
>>69152232
don't know what that quote's about tbqh, don't remember doing it
>>69152224
yeah, thats fairly bad
what did they say at work the next day?
>>69152036
Pan's Labyrinth
And women actually have the tiniest dicks namely their clitoris so they should be the last one's penis size shaming men...
>>69152229
that answers that then, shan't be leaving gods own country
>>69152218
3 years is nothing. Just move on and cut all contacts, she doesn't want to be with you, no reason why you should still be friends.
>>69152218
Would take you to the pub so you could drown your sorrows and talk it over if you lived near me mate
>>69152265
Is that a camera ?
>>69152265
explain
>>69152266
Haven't been back since as I had holidays until 3rd Jan. Going to have incredible fear or have to resign
>>69152176
haha xd
>>69152265
>pedals marked by two different companies
explain
>>69152260
I got, I still imagine you talking to our kids. and I'll miss kissing you and, I've ruined everything I know..
Women are evil cunts.