How do we save the Congo? hardmode: no nukes

I think we've got bigger problems on a global scale, such as Canada.

>>69146023
>no nukes
Guess we'll make do with napalm

>>69146023
Which Congo?

Demrep seems to be doing pretty good. The situation in CAR is pretty worrying, though.

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>>69146177
Come on now. Canada isn't that bad yet.

>>69146480
Sudan NO!

that's too tiresome

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>>69146491
Demrep is near the bottom in ther world in terms of HDI.

>>69146616
Didn't know that desu.

>>69146595
I would honestly nuke Sudan itself

Nothing better than doing some spring cleaning on your own country

Invest in services and infrastructure
Then education
Then outsource to Africa

>>69146751
Which parts? Would you nuke where you live?

Also, would you nuke south Sudan?

>>69146177
Please be in London

>>69146885
All of it. And some followup nukes to eliminate the survivors

If they can't stop fighting over it then no one can have it

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>>69146491
>doing pretty good

>filled with guerilla warfare and a corrupt government which has its army enslave hundreds of thousands to mine conflict minerals like coltan
>mass starvation, poverty, and child mortality

>>69146023

biological weapons

I'd go on with neutron bombs but I want to preserve the jungle

>>69147017
Judging from your earlier posts, you seem pretty fond of European nationalism. How do you concile this with your extreme Sudanese self-hatred? You've mentioned that you hate how islamic it is there, but are there no redeeming traits?

>>69146023
Communist dictatorship. When communism has advanced them from a nation of farmers to an industrial one, they will overthrow their communist leaders and work towards a white collar society.

>>69147449
It's supposed to be the other way around. Only a capitalist-led industrialisation can advance an agricultural society into an industrial one.

That's basically why all communism in the east failed.

>>69146960
Yeah

>>69147288
I haven't thought it that far

When nationalism sweeps over Europe and they recognize my appreciation they're going to ceremoniously accept me as a secondary black character, like Jeffrey the Butler from Fresh Prince, or Mr Popo in dragonball

>>69146023
Genocide

>>69147288
Isn't Sudan one of the oldest civilizations in the world.
And they still have slavery and tribal conflicts.

I'm pretty sure they had every opportunity in the world to fix themselves. But once you're infected with the Islam suicide is the only option.

>>69147792
This man knows

Kudos to you brother I'll send you a postcard from the post-apocalyptic wasteland if I survive the nuclear fallout

>>69147792
>Isn't Sudan one of the oldest civilizations in the world.
Ethiopia is, but I don't know about Sudan.

>>69148010
Civilization goes along the coast. From Sudan all the way past Egypt, then Greece, then the Romans, then the Spaniards and Portuguese, then the French, then the Dutch, then the British..

Unfortunate civilization never reached Germany or Russia. Instead it took the boat to America.

>>69148106
*Unfortunately

>>69148106
Spoken like a true Hegelian.

Introduce atheism, shoot all humanitarian educated faggots, bury all art educated faggots and hang all ordinary faggots, only tech specialities at schools and no fuckin political shit anywhere.
And after about three generations of hardships and strife society will prosper.

lets give them money and weapons, allways works

Cultural enrichment.

Congo yes!

>>69147730
Pls be my BF

Make them all qt African traps
The ones that don't enjoy it will comit suicide and the qt ones will repopulate Africa

>>69146023
Id say reinstate the Empire of Mwene Congo with an elective monarchy, except the nobility is long dead so that's not gonna happen...

Safe to say it's 100% fucked

>>69146023
We're always ready to give them a hand.

>>69146023
i genuinely felt bad for the black dude in that scene
i know /pol/ thinks colonialism was the best thing ever but i dont see how chopping off hands helps you prepare for maintaining infrastructure

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>>69152202

>>69146023
That chinese guy was a real cunt. It's not Eddie's fault that everyone there is a nigger

>>69148211
but thats what soviet union did
it turned out to be a fucking mess
statism, state patronage and employment made ethnic tensions worse, like azeri-armenian conflict

that wont help dr congo at all

>>69146616

Wow, America, Romania, and India are all on this list.

>>69146023
Do you rally read news about the Congo or know anything about it?

>>69152285

It's pretty easy to dehumanize people like>>69152285
is doing . Congolese are people just like anyone else.

>>69152303
This, the niggers in the documentary were those Franco-phones.

Sell it to a non SJW country.

>>69146616
So, nigger is the last one?

>>69146874
Then what happens when there's no place left to outsource?

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This isn't really a solution but I just wanted to share

>learned Esperanto
>suddenly now I know alot of people from DR Congo and the region around there (lots of Burundian people)

kind of unexpected, but cool

also now instead of just hearing vaguely about these places on the news I chat with people from there. Makes me feel worried my friends will be RIP any time I hear some bad news about the region.

>>69153112
The poor people you mean.
Poverty does fucked up things to the mind.

>>69154281
Which one are you?

My guess: the guy in blue shirt and black sweater.

Isn't there a lot of upheaval there atm because the president refused to step down?

>>69154704
Try again

>>69154748
The douchy and overly familiar guy with the black shirt and white shorts?

>>69147732
I am sorry Sudan-anon, I hope things get better. You can be Goku any day.

You can fix all of Africa by letting the European powers take back colonial control.

Africans are simply too retarded to run their own countries and that isn't just some le edgelord meme.

>>69154901
But there are well run African nations.

Letting Europeans control the nation makes no fucking sense. Why would they basically want to double the population burden with half effectively being poor as hell? Why would they want to stretch their resources thin across two continents and effectively enter the development burden all over again. Why would they want to have to deal with the strain for the colonies on the political system (since they WILL WANT representation) and intercontinental migration. Why would they enter something that no matter what will not benefit them in anyway?

Are you that delusional that people are as colony obsessed as you?

>>69155327
Like what the hell will you think they will do? There's no real incentive to actually treat the colony as an equal and develop it heavily and basically do charity when you will be gypped in the long run.

>>69146616
at least it's slowly improving, look at that green up arrow...