Why is British cuisine god tier?

its shit

no more potatoes

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>>69141164
>>69141259
Literally looks like 5000+ kcal

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you mean scottish?

>>69141323
so?

>>69141323
No shit, bro. I'd say 6500+ kcal. holy shit.
how many portions? 20?

>>69141445
thats like 1 portion

>>69141164
I can't believe someone would serve you like that even its a cheap/takeout food.. what..

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>>69141515
pic is you

>>69141640
I dont sit, i work out.

>>69141640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T-iZvNDIu0
pretty ez

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ITT: vomited stuff in a box and the people who pay for it

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>>69141618
Jesus christ is this all for one person? How expensive is it?

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>>69142375
Depends on the place. No more than 20 quid i'd imagine.

You only buy these when drunk, and can't decide what you want at the chippy

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>>69141164
Step it up

>>69142375
You're meant to share, or it will last you while drunk so some of it will probably go on the floor and the rest you eat later.

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>>69141164
>>69141259
>>69141381
>>69141618
>>69141819
So delicious. Makes me hungry.

>>69144036
>you're meant to share
who does this

No pork anywhere, let me guess, muslishit shops sell this shit?

>>69141164
>>69141259
>>69141381
>>69141618
>>69141819
>>69142009
>>69142051
>>69142258
>>69142457
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>>69143530
Disgusting

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>JFs dinnae ken the pure beauty of munchy boxes

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Just go get a Costco pizza.

$8

>>69144385
Indians and Pakis, usually. Some of these pictures are Chinese too.

If you get a breakfast one it'll have pork sausages.

>>69144385
kebab everywhere... hmmm i wonder.

>>69146780
All takeaways with the exception of Chinese sell kebabs though.

Chippies usually have a kebab section, even the Italian ones.

>>69146849
I know cos kebab is good

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>>69141164
How do you even eat this shit.

>>69147431
Sit in among a big group and help yourself like any finger/party food,

>>69141164
british takeaway is the epitome of fine dining

>>69147515
t. Kumar

>>69147515
but do you take the kebab meat alone, with the fingers?

>>69141381
Kind of pissing me off that it's all just slopped into a pizza box.

Still, would eat.

>>69145260
Seconded. Costco pizza is bomb, surprisingly. Huge for the price, too.

Too bad I dropped membership.

>>69147640
Pakis don't order them

>>69147670
Yeah. You take a big clump and put it on a plate. Then you'll pick up strips and eat it. If you're lucky they'll be cut up more.

>>69147756
What would you put them in? It's cheap because these places sell lots of pizza too.

>>69147943
Sometimes you'll have some naan bread or something too if you want to pinch the kebab meat with that.

>>69147943
Individual containers in a bag, easier to carry too. but I can see the price argument if it's a small one off pizza joint, kinda.

>>69148040
We have a 5p bag charge here.

Plus one big box is cheaper and easier than many smaller boxes. Less to fold, less to stack. You just fill it up and then that's that.

>>69147991
like a fork

>>69141164

This is so fucking weird.

Please watch, and listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O03SWKee0BU

>>69148809
Why is he an Aussie?

>>69149502
He's not. It's a generic West of Scotland accent. Might even be a chink from Glasgow.