Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>69133997
五稜郭乙

お

つ

>>69134060
>>69134077
ありがとう

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>>69133997
Orz
五..五稜郭desu

ごめん!
日本人に差別発言言っちゃって

>>69133997
乙

>>69134133
卵生動物差別発言は気をつけてね。
それから、日本人が卵生動物っていうのは内緒だからね!

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このスレは我々ラブライバーが乗っ取った
集え!世界中の同志達よ!

>>69134265
まじぐうかわ

曜ちゃーーーーーん
曜ちゃんと一緒にスノボ行きたいよう

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>>69133997
乙

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>drop a cigarette
>whole neighborhood burns down
I mean okay I guess your houses are still build from wood, but shouldn't your fire fighters be prepared for that shit by now?

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20161226/k10010819591000.html

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>>69134265
will bomb you guys

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>>69134572

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>japan will eventually be under water

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>>69134621

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>>69134752

>>69134880
Why do you talk to that ugly dumb people?
You can read other threads as well. You seems to waste your time.

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>>69134974

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>>69134880
you white look cute desu senpai

賢者になった

>>69135215
Why don't you be happy with white perfect white girls? and now why are you talk to japanese who you don't like here?

>>69135143
わろた

>>69134648
お前の質の悪い冗談は水に流してやる

お前ら身長何cmなん?
え?ワイ?ワイは180cmやけど?

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>>69135215
I luv all grills of any race but you people age like milk,
gain extra ponds day by day, guys suffer from hair-thinning in their young age, etc

>>69136013
18m, I live in Odaiba

>>69136013
174㎝です

>>69132331
帰ってネットで調べてみました結果によるとチェコではトイレとお風呂別は70%だそうです

>>69136157
チェコ人には無宗教が多いって本当なの?

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>>69136013

>>69136013
634m

糞レスのせいでスレが死んだ

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>>69136013
my height is 167cm
I know I'm shorter than average Japanese men and I'm a manlet.

>>69136563
おはチビ

>>69136212
本当ですよ
社会主義だった時の影響かな

1620年の白山の戦いの後、カトリシズムに強制的に改宗されたってのもありますし…

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>tfw no Kikuhime

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>>69133997
まだ、クリスマスの帽子が付いている

ええと、前スレに落としておいたから
>>69133113
>>69136674

>>69136961
ビーラー・ホラの戦いとか言うやつ?
神聖ローマ帝国vsボヘミア

>>69137008
メダロットは代々バグゲーじゃなかったら毎作買うんだがな
Gと7しか持ってない

>>69137252
It sucks that none of the games except Core 2 were localized.

>>69137193
>ビーラー・ホラの戦いとか言うやつ?
その通りです

>>69137252
ずっとメダロットのファンだったけど8の進行不可能バグが酷すぎて買うのやめた

What is that white stretchy food that's eaten with chopsticks? I want to try some.

>>69137473
そりゃ辛いな
Gはお互い両腕壊されてからのティンペットパンチの応酬がロッキーみたいで熱かった
昔Gの漫画版読んでたから7でスノーフェンリルとハードネステン使えて嬉しかったがコイシマルとヒコオ居るのにデコトムとアドルフィン登場しないのはなんでやねんとｵﾓﾀ
サンジューロとプリティプラインは超強い味方

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>>69136013
ワイと同じやな
>>69137465
宗教戦争はよくわからない
日本では大阪夏の陣の5年後ということになる
>>69137783
>white stretchy food
お餅?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mochi

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>>69132861
>The strong do what they can, and the weak suffer what they must.
強きは為しうることを為し、弱きは為すべきことを被る

多分、戦史の一部で
「強者と弱者の間では、強きがいかに大をなし得、 弱きがいかに小なる譲歩をもって脱し得るか、その可能性しか問題になり得ないのだ」
と訳されている部分やな

「いかに大をなし、 いかに小なるか」は、日々トイレで悩むべき問題

さあ、寝るべ
今日は仕事納めだ

Every Anon
Good Night

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>>69133997

どうでもいいけど、サイヤ人ってエリートのベジータでさえギニュー特選隊以下なのに戦闘民族ってかなり話盛ってるよな

>>69138581
>Yukio Mishima
>155cm

I thought he was taller than or as tall as average Japanese men.

>>69138581
その頃とは平均身長が違うぜ

>>69138705
hello

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>>69134265
Youが好き

>>69136013
180cmは日本では高いの?僕は183cmだけど。
>>69136379
スカイツリーが4ちゃんを使っているとは…

>>69139514
>180cmは日本では高いの?
高いよ。日本人男性の平均身長は確か171cmくらいだし

>>69139514
180cmか
俺達のチンコと同じくらいだな

carrie fisher who played princess leia is dead

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4068848/Carrie-Fisher-dies-aged-60-just-days-rushed-hospital.html

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>>69139846
>俺達のチンコと同じくらいだな
付き合ってくれませんか

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this is A right? why is there a dakuten on this vowel?

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>>69139751
>171cm
小さいけど、日本の女性もちびだから問題ないと思う。
>>69139846
要するにお前はdickってこと?:^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01FOrf19X5A

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>>69140037

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>>69139296
hi

>>69142315
fuck sony

>>69143366
sony > nintendo

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>>69140037
RIP

>>69144352
why are you here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0

死んでるなぁ

peru?

>>69144986
Is Rowan Atkinson white?

@69145276

shant be replying to this post

>>69145379
But you replied to me
if you really don't like me you should ignore me
but if you ignore me now it means you read my post and followed my advice
how are the other people going to know if you ignore me because of my post or because you really ignore me?
my advice would be to write tl; dr or post a pepe but now I took this idea away from you
you can't do anything against me, i rule this thread

Merry Christmas!
What are you doing!
Thank you !

Taiwan seems to be a great place to start again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGMwkFVuEDk

Please help me translate this into Japanese
>A: was she fat?
>B: no, she was pretty.
>A: No way! If she was pretty she wouldn't need to rape me!

>A: 彼女って、でぶだった?
>B: いいえ、きれいだったよ
>A: うそ!きれいならレイプされて＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿。

助けてください

>>69145813
Just wait for the fall of the US, they're the only thing thats stopping the chinks from taking over taiwan, japan and most of SEAsia

Hey, what does this say? Please translate the japanese camp name and the extra notes at the bottom

>>69146193
sure no problemo

>>69146193
>>69143991
Woops

Nazis was wrong, but now German is the greatest country in the Europe.
Why?

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>>69146256
>greatest country in the Europe

>>69146256
USA needed a capitalist paradise near the borders of the communist world
the USA did the same thing in japan

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>>69146206
Follow to the other thread. Theres 3 parts of a document i have of my great grandpa when he was a jap POW

>>69146532
秦 might be "Qin camp"
there is one stroke missing though

>>69146334
>a few year later from soviet broken, Japan economy was broken.

>>69146532

爪哇 is the crossed out part

>>69146193
泰俘虜収容所
Thai POW Camp

I'd trust this guy >>69146933

now help me translate this >>69146010

>>69146734
without america, you'd still being living in mudhuts and having samurai katana battles.

They civilized you

>>69146193
He was taken to No.2 Branch Camp of Java POW Camp in 1933.

>>69145813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wZ_Kz3RU0w

is this sentence correct ?
私が彼はゲイだ考えます。

>>69148354
no

>>69148379
well, fuck.

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ええええええええええええ?!

僕の友達が馬鹿だぞ!

Can somebody please provide a list of japanese netoge slang words?

>>69148354
this is DJT level japanese right here

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おはよん~ (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
みんな元気ですにゃ?

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>>69148714
no bully please, it's only been 10 days since i've started.

Don't trust gaijin living in Japan! They are evil.

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もう朝か

Just how the hell would you translate this song, anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yDo4rT7zR0

>>69148895
いいです、あなたは?

>>69148354
私は彼がゲイだと思います

考える has a connotation of considering/reflecting etc., so you should use 思う

>>69148354
Which?
彼は私がゲイだと考えます。
私が彼がゲイだと考えます。

>>69149021
are cats the ultimate NEETs?

>>69149009
何か悪いことあったのか

>>69149021
朝だよ
起きろ

>>69149033
あいにく元気ではりません
出すべきですにゃ

>>69147283
>without america, you'd still being living in mudhuts and having samurai katana battles.
We lost the war, but we had an ability to do the war before ww2 already.

>>69149297
>japs imported western experts to help them advance
>the imperial japanese army was given guns and ammunition
>america/germany literally rebuilt your country FOR you, and gave you capitalism and democracy

Face it, without america/europe, you'd be nothing

可愛い小学生になりたい

助けて

>>69149464
>without america/europe
the entire world would be more peaceful.

アニメ好きはペド多いね

>>69149464
In the first place, Japan did well by ourselves before America required us to open our country a couple of centuries ago. Face it.

>>69149546
フランス人はペドが多いね

>>69149578
>closed borders
>""""""""did well"""""""""

South korea had closed borders for a long time too, look how they were before you gave them what we gave you

>>69149645
I am talking about Japan.
Plus, lots of history books say that people lived well during edo era. Learn history more.

>>69149205
すーまんな、頑張ってね!

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>>69149745
>history books

Ah yes, japanese history textbooks, they sure are credible sources, ah yes, spectacular

>>69149835
>not trusting all history books
Then how do you learn about history? Do you have a time machine?
Also, what makes you to judge if it is credible or not.

>>69149983
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_history_textbook_controversies

Your government isn't to be trusted, hirohito.

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>>69149048
>>69149149
Thanks for the help.

>>69150061
>the controversies are claimed only by China, SK and NK only.
hahaha

>>69150175
>Also, what makes you to judge if it is credible or not.

You can stop shitposting any time now, takeshi

仕事納めや〜

>>69150061
>""wikipedia"" you chink is very busy for editing articles

Comparative study of history textbooks of Japan, America, China, Korea and Taiwan, conducted by Stanford University
"Japanese textbook is the most controlled of all, it neither admires the war,nor fuels patriotism"
http://aparc.stanford.edu/research/divided_memories_and_reconciliation/

>>69150327
何が買いますか?

>>69150395
>http://aparc.stanford.edu/research/divided_memories_and_reconciliation/

Fix the link, yoshimoto

>>69150087
you're probably confused about the は and が here, just remember は and xyzだと+verb as a set expression with the one marked as は doing the thinking


と here serves as some sort of citation particle, so you can imagine it like: As for me "he's gay" I think

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>>69150499
that's the link listed on a news article but I can repost their study, so just wait, Zhang Xu

THE WALTER H. SHORENSTEIN ASIA-PACIFIC RESEARCH CENTER http://aparc.stanford.edu/research/divided_memories_and_reconciliation/

>>69150721
Regardless, pre-colonization south korea is what japan WOULD be like, if not for USA/europe practically making your country

You'd still be having clan wars with samurai and katanas

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>>69150817
>katanas

>>69150817
If America and Europe didn't exist, Japan might still have samurai and katana...but what is wrong with it?
It's far better than having lots of muslims in a country.

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Jacob Henry Schiff (born Jakob Heinrich Schiff; January 10, 1847 – September 25, 1920) was an American banker, businessman, and philanthropist

What was perhaps Schiff's most famous financial action was during the Russo-Japanese War, in 1904 and 1905. Schiff met Takahashi Korekiyo, deputy governor of the Bank of Japan, in Paris in April 1904. He subsequently extended loans to the Empire of Japan in the amount of $200 million (equivalent to $32.2 billion in 2015), through Kuhn, Loeb & Co.

>>69151014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5InHLAraLgQ

>>69150921
not an argument

>>69151047
>le anti-japanese poster must be chinese!

ebin takahashi, ebin

this is american board. only language of her Majesty is tolerated.

>>69151090
>argument
huh

>>69151014
what are you trying to say pedu, j*w don't fear the samurai?

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>>69151014
>>69151051

This loan attracted worldwide attention, and had major consequences. Japan won the war, thanks in large part to the purchase of munitions made possible by Schiff's loan. Some of the Japanese leadership saw this as evidence of the power of Jews all around the world, raised the issue of Jewish loyalties in the Diaspora and as proof of the truth of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. In 1905, Japan awarded Schiff the Order of the Sacred Treasure;[10] and in 1907, the Order of the Rising Sun, Gold and Silver Star, the second highest of the eight classes of that Order.[11] Schiff was the first foreigner to receive the Order in person from Emperor Meiji in the Imperial Palace

>>69151090
you don't need to be Chinese, but I cannot believe such important facilities are controlled by China
The UK is indeed cucked cunt

人気SF映画「スター・ウォーズ」シリーズのレイア姫役で知られた米女優のキャリー・フィッシャーさんが27日、死去した。60歳だった。広報担当の話として、AP通信が伝えた。

R.I.P.

>>69151163
>american
>language of her Majesty

ご挨拶

Gold manko sucks.

>>69151243
めいざふぉーすびーうぃすはー

>>69151305
you are forgeting your status as colony i see you filthy french fuck

>>69151325
勧君更盡一杯酒

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すべてをどうでもいいことにして、ダンスすることに決めた
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8fWRKoUD_E

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>>69148630
はよ
ワイは今出勤中
>>69146969
>A: No way! If she was pretty she wouldn't need to rape me!
それはない。彼女がかわいければやられるわけがないだろう。
>>69148556
おぉぉ?
>>69148895
寒い
>>69149487
れんちょんのような?

>>69151420
the language of her Majesty utilizes the letter u in words such as colour
american """english""" does not

>>69151576
wrong.

>>69151181
Im saying that modern japan is just another jewish project , experiment

>>69151552
ぱんちゅ屋はなんの仕事してんの

>>69150480
机掃除するから道具が欲しい

>>69151673
そいつニートだよ

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>>69151642
>Peru

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>>69149546
吸血幼女好きのレミリアのような?
>>69150480
BabymetalのライブCDを買った
でもジャケからCDが出てこない
フラゲで
でも

ハゲでもいいからこんな兄が欲しい
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyIc3qxx1TY

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>>69150589
Ok, i think i've understood the だと part and your explanation.
After reading the wikipedia article about the particles they seem to be a bit less of an enigma for me. (At least for my example)

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>>69151808
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-26/bank-japan-top-buyer-japanese-stocks-2016

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>>69151243
もう60つか
それにしても若すぎる死だ
ジャバザハックのように鎖をつけて
飼いたかった
>>69151543
まったく関係ないが
スターウォーズでコルトレーン
やっていたのを思い出した
>>69151673
明日から三日までが休みの仕事

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>>69152264
>Peru

>>69150589
Also thanks for helping me with my stupid questions.(>>69152240)

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>>69151576
>"""""""''s english
>doesn't """"""" Majesty

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>>69152408
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-12-25/demographic-shock-ground-zero-japan-births-drop-below-million-first-time-record

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>>69152045
Paul Walker.....RIP

>>69152789
Happening in literally every first world country among the native population

>>69154081
please tell me your loser life

>>69151211
yes

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>>69154081
Peru President are white.
Ah, You returned to slaves for white.

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>"let's see how many nukes we can take."

Are all japaneses good at music?
He did it very well for the first time
https://youtu.be/Z2rtvRkBQXw

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>>69154893
>can take

>>69153619
https://youtu.be/J2vm8KyWnP8

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>>69152789
>Peru

>>69155180
hi.do you want to be my friend?

>>69155040
I don't know how well he does play the instrument, but If he can play a stringed instrument, such as guitar.
Will it able to some extent?

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>>69155491
only in a package deal

peru must become my friend too

hey japanese peeps

how depressing are the bars there? do you more or less often see at least one person crying or just a whole suicidal atmosphere, because of, you know, your suicide rates.

>>69155653
>bars
are you planning to be a bar hostess?

>>69155749
no. i'm just curious.

日本の映画、凄かったね
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HUMrtfNS9c

Why Otoyomegatari is popular in Japan?

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>>69154893
そこはhaveでないと
それでは盗ってきたになりかねない
>>69155982
鈴木清順はアニメの新海誠に影響を与えたと思う
が、どちらも嫌い
>>69156104
物語シリーズか?

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>>69156104
これかよ
I don't know

>>69156329
Ore wa nihongo wakanai sorry

>>69155982
誰だこのジジイ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZCCYiJBcHk

Love from Anatolia.

>>69156690
getting a gf is easy

>>69156860
I want one from the phillipines
half korean please

>>69156860
only if you are white

>>69157061
i have a half korean ex (who is now just a friend). shes really cute.

wont give it you though lol

今気になる女が1人いる
でも声かけられなくてじっと見つめている
その子が他の男と話しているのを見ると目が見えなければよかったと思う

>>69157222
その子を盗撮して写真をぶっかける
そしたら次に見かけたら「もうお前の顔にいっぱい出したな」と思って話しかける自信が湧いてくる

sup mah niggas

>>69157167
please

>>69157313
オナニーしたらおまえらみたいなキモい不細工になるからダメだ

(ｷﾘｯ

>>69157167
only if you are white

>>69133997
>>69134130
自演乙。もっとうまくやりましょう。

How does it work with your pension in Japan?

Do you save money yourself, does your company take care of that or the governement?

Well or do you work until you just drop dead? < soon in Germany

ところで、OPの赤い変なマークはいつまで付いてんの?

カッコウッド

待ち遠しい俺たちの明日にサンタクロースが来ますように

4ちゃnは歯を磨いてからだよ、日本人!

i don't watch anime but i do look at a lot of hentai
should I learn japanese

>>69157775
いい子にしている間は付いています

>>69158014
i like American girls but i don't look handsome
should I move to America?

>>69157714
Until now it works so good. Japanese old people are richer than young.
After 65 years old the Japanese receive the pension, only who have paid for the pension system every month.
But the people who didn't pay the payment for the pension system, they must live with their assets or receive the welfare.
In either case the government cares only old people.

Ja, but we're not old so must work until commit suicide or dead from overwork anyway lol

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>>69158014
do you think at some point in the future:
a) going to get bored of hentai
b) japan is going to stop producing hentai

でも、エロが目当てなんしょ

>>69158256
I see thank you.

>>69158256
I dont wanna go to japan anymore ;_;

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死んだスレ。。。

私はBWCのが大好きです。

ニートの彼女欲しい

味噌ラーメン食べた

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Hello Japan, I am sorry about the bombings.

Do you want to have a hamburger with me sometime Japan? We have a lot of very good hamburgers in America. What do you like to have on your hamburgers?

Love, America

>>69156433
Watch>>69156723

I like this one.
http://mos.jp/menu/detail/011470/27/

America finally started...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xuXlpvWw1I

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>>69157313
また、それかよ
昨日のあれは、前々スレに落としてあるぜ
>>69158375
わワイは、ちゃうでぇぇ
>>69159602
i want to have a vaggie burger
not veggie but vaggie

高すぎて買えない
高いのあまり、買えない
What's the difference?

>>69160002
Oh shit, 高さのあまり*

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I think I might have women feet

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>>69160071

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仕事に戻る サラリーマン

>>69160170
俺もあんな風になれたらなぁ

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>>69159961

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>>69160231
楽しく見える

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列車を楽しんでいますか?

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>>69160165

>trying to listen to some cute vocaloid music to help me deal up with breaking up with my gf
>all the songs are about love and, unfortunately, I can understand the lyrics
fuck

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この列車は幸福のため出発しない

>>69160330
just break your gf

>>69160330
>breaking up with my gf
>gf

youve made your first mistake americanon

>>69159602
>mfw seppos can't go down the chippy for a cheeky veal schnitty burger

満員電車なんて10年以上乗っていないわあ

I LOVE JAPAN AND I WANT TO OFFER MY BODY TO JAPAN

>>69160374
ニート?

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>>69160330
Just listen to odds and ends

It will make you feel good again

I am an expert of miku and her feet

あああああ綿棒どこ行ったあああ

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>>69160002
高すぎてかえない
I cannot buy it because it is too expensive.
高さのあまり買えない
It is too expensive for me to buy it.
>>69160170
ワイに似ている
>>69160249
>>69160249
i got that pic
thanks

>>69160492
>ワイに似ている
やだ、パンツ屋はイケメンだった?
ちょっと濡れちゃった

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>>69160296
痴漢はダメだよ
>>69160334
色々、突っ込みたいが
昼休み終了

>>69156104
I think it isn't really very popular.
but,her comics are so wonderful!
I like it.

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新年は近づいてる

新年会は誰と祝うつもり?

>>69160330
here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoPzP-MwcLI

http://imgur.com/mUWTDLy.jpg

>>69160599
アルベルトのチンポしゃぶって

>>69160601
I appreciate the humor, but that's not how the relationship ended. Neither her friends or I have heard from her in weeks, and when I went to go see what's up her house was up for sale. No word to her friends or I. Although her phone keeps ringing, nothing. Even though everyone is trying to contact her, nothing.

She's always been bad at communication, but this is too extreme. /blogpost

>>69160699
how long have you been with her

2017年1月1日より露日両国民のビザ手続きが簡素化

続きを読む: https://jp.sputniknews.com/russia/201612283187226/

>>69160699
She must be autistic.

Do you have any pen-pals? What do you talk about?

大日本帝国の復活の話

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I am learning Japanese.

Here is a message for you.

>>69160834
No. N/A.

>>69160908
大英帝国を復活させようぜ

>>69160948
怖い日本人が好きか?

>>69160971
怖くない日本人の方が愉快かな

>>69160948
British Empire…素敵な響きですね

>>69160908
いつまで思い出にしがみついてるんだ軟弱者め

>>69160599
実家で親戚も来ると思う
アルベルトは?

オーストラリア人にばかにされた

>>69160730
3 fucking years.

>>69161134
well youre fucked my man

prepare for a breakup

>>69161179
I've already broken things, now the question is when she'll realize it.

>>69161126
苛めっ子を打ん殴ってやるからあいつの名前を教えてくれ

づひアひへ エら び らがイ

へセりセト タロ イロ づひアひへ

>>69160923
>>69161302
ふむふむ、なるほどね

>>69161126
オーストラリア人について何度も何度も警告したんだろうが

アメリカンドッグ
http://imgur.com/mUWTDLy.jpg

>>69161567
ソーセージ細い

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What's the last character in pic related? It's not a kana but it's got a tenten

>>69161302
ｨ 可ﾚヽっτゑ@ｶゝゎｶゝらﾅょﾚヽょ

>>69161712
>It's not a kana

た
だ

>>69161712
私の胸はーーDカップなんだ

>>69161752
>>69161763
that's a really weird font

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>>69160834
About Make (Imperial) Japan Greater Again
マジかぁ(ぐぁ)
>>69160923
屁悲屁野喰下手
野緋唖羅
うむ、さっぱり
わからん
>>69161286
あのん君でしゅ
くっ苦しい

>>69161739
お前こそ何言ってるのか分からないよ
これだからギャルは (歓喜

>>69161712
>私の胸は――Dカップなんだ
it doesn't look like she has D cup boobs

>>69162010
前のシーンをかけた皮肉だ

どうやったら煙草やめられる?

>be on me on christmas day

>giving presents to family members
>decide to do something for my close internet friends
>buy a webmoney jp card for a friend and send her a message wishing a merry christmas
>[2 days]
>[no response]
>wonder if i did something wrong
>her friend tells me today she enjoyed the present
>wonder why she doesn't just send me a message saying thank you

Man. When people said japanese people were reserved, are they even hesitant on saying "thank you"?

>>69162180
don't try to play off what you did you can't buy her love

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peru?

>>69162180
What is wrong with you?

>>69162216
>don't try to play off what you did you can't buy her love

is that how it's interpreted? is that how japanese people perceive it? wtf

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>>69162256

peru, have you thought about opening up your own shop on taobao?

or will chinks just steal your idea

>>69162386
>What is wrong with you for giving a christmas present

It's kind of weird. Over here in the west I could shoot someone a steam card and it'd be fine. Nobody would think something weird of it.

but the japanese seem to perceieve gifts differently than we do. but christmas is a holiday of giving gifts. i dunno shit seems wack.

>>69162479
in japan christmas is just a holiday for eating KFAC

>>69162180
普通の日本人はお礼を言うはずだし、
お返しのプレゼントはどうしよう?と悩むはず
彼女は少し常識知らずかも

i will make new thread

NEW THREAD

>>69162547
>>69162547

>>69162545
too early to make new thread!

>>69162557

where's your pass senpai

>>69162180
>my close internet friends
internet friend is not friend

>>69162479
nah memes aside nips exchange gifts like handshakes. there is never an odd occasion.

take from that what you will jill

俺が

次スレを

>>69134752
>>69134572
>>69134350

Molesters need to be slaughtered in mass.

>>69162601
don't start this in this thread please i will end you in all dimensions

おしまい

立てる!
>>69162851
>>69162851
>>69162851

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>>69162841

>>69162829
veggie, he is not a girl...

>>69162479
>Over here in the west I could shoot someone a steam card and it'd be fine. Nobody would think something weird of it.
What is wrong with you?

>>69162702
confucius was a public servant
his teachings are the roots of east asian societies
thats why corruption is rampant in japan, china , korea
because all public servants are corrupted and face is important for them
thats why japan, china , korea are greedy as hell, because public servants are also greedy and confucius was one

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>>69161712
"ｰｰ" were used in place of a hidden word IMO
ex
instead of 実は
私の胸は実はDカッブです
>>69162007
ギャル語は実際
にゃにを言っているかわからないでちゅ(^3^)/
ぱんちゅ語
>>69162132
とにかく吐くまで吸い続ける
もちろん、休まず
ぶっ倒れるまで