/brit/

gonna do a suicide

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Food...review

Could name a maximum of 3 people on this image

Here's a conundrum for Richard Hammond.

Ice cream, but it's all over a big pair of tits and juicy sweaty fanny.

slag

Haven't had a wank in 3 days, not feeling the benefits of this so-called no fap nonsense.

Name five flaws with The Grand Tour

could all british posters please vacate the premises

leave this thread to the irish and australians

My sister said 2016 was the worst year ever

>clean brexit

they've rebadged it you fool

>>69130805
why

need a dirty brexit

>>69130832
as a cheeky future lad i can tell you 2019 is the worst for quite some time

>>69130781
>clarkson
>may
>hammond
>the content
>the sad cunts that watch it

>some who gives a fuck retired celebrities died

Oh my gosh what a horrible year

>>69130823
Abdul got her pregnant

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>>69130814

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who'll be the last big death in 2016? The Queen?

>>69130895
me (88kg at 173cm)

>>69130766
>>69130782
>>69130814
>>69130823
>>69130830
>>69130895
*heems you*

pretty bored of pokemon moon tb?h

It's just too easy and boring. Literally every trainer has had 2 pokemon or less and they're not even decent pokemon; it's always a first form.

Not really feeling the story either, whatever it is. The whole "trials" thing and Z-moves and "totem pokemon" all feels very digimon-tier autistic.

>>69130895
na

queen will right before brexit so they'll delay brexit again

>>69130911
Well yes it's a kids game so it's going to be easy

>>69130911
Nobody cares you neek

>>69130909
*ducks under your telegraphed overhand right and shoots a fierce double leg takedown*

>>69130911
opted to not read this post

>>69130911
3D models were a mistake.

aznGF2016 didn't go so well, got a good feeling about aznGF2017 tho lads, it's gotta be east asian, so japanese, korean or chinese, none of this thai or SEA nonsense

>>69130924
It's definitely even easier than any pokemon game I've ever played.

?>?>69130934
Thanks for the free (You). No (You) for you though.

>>69130911
Stopped giving a shit after mega evolutions or whatever the fuck they're called that only last for a battle.

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*walks straight towards you*

>>69130991
now THAT sounds like digimon

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>tfw you will never be 10 again and playing the 3rd gen Pokemon games till your eyes bleed

>>69130943
ahh it was just a prank!!!

*scampers away*

Hogfather was good. Enjoyed it. Ian Richardson is a great actor and he was a good Death.
Just not Sir Christopher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hnYncSr81k

>>69130978
you're an embarrassment

>>69131020
>3rd

Lmao kiddo

>>69131028
hogfather is one of the worst discworld stories tbqh

how old were you when you had your first kiss?
kissless people need not reply

>>69131034
Sorry, it's easy for you in aus though, so many qt azns, it's a little harder for us out here

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any thoughts or comments on this?

literally can't be bothered to meet my friends at the pub every single evening

i just want to lie in bed all morning and listen to spotify the rest of the day
save money and i have more fun this way

is this wrong

also the gf comes round sometimes and we

>>69131098
proto-nonce

>>69131102
>1.64 MB, 1209x9446

not a single thought or comment, no

>>69131096
21 in Vegas

>>69131022
c-come back

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I don't understand why this went viral.

>>69131096
15

>>69131122
do you have a qt azn gf?

>>69131096
15

got glandular fever from her and nearly had to be hospitalised with severe hepatomegaly hahahahahahaha thanks babe

>>69131142
normie """humour"""

>>69131110
urgh you just made me shit!

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is he a homophobe?

>>69131096
>Having a kiss
>2016
Get with the times, virginity is the new trend

Really not arsed about the new Star Wars movie lads.

>>69131162
icecreamophobe

>>69130760
The only post this whole thread that made it through my extensive filters

>>69131155
MAYNESTREEM MEDIER

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the so-called gf

>>69131110
every single evening seems a bit much

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>>69130760
howled at this

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>>69131203

>>69131162
when did gays go from being jolly and trannys taking the piss to this permanent whining about literally everything

>>69131155

>including neutral countries but Italy

>>69131216
i want to cum on her freckles

>>69131216
Mate fingered her once and she pissed on his arm

>>69131231
the older generation of gays and still okay with that and they tend to hate the younger generations for being whiney cunts

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>>69131231
it's PC gone mad, Stew

>>69131176
i watched that part and thought it was a lame joke like the rest of the show but it was meh in terms of offensiveness.

it's literally the most innocuous show that liberal like to get offended by all because of what the assume it's about - the epitome of white maleness and bigotry. in reality clarkson and co could not be less offensive . they're fucking boring.

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>>69131124
yes, much better to have it in ten separate parts spamming a single thread (!)

6 in the bloodclarg morning

Imagine unironically calling yourself an "alt-rightist" lads

>>69131147
How can you nearly have to be hospitalised lmao. Means nothing.

>I nearly got pregnant one time

>>69131231
everyone whines about literally everything these days tbf lad

>>69131136
*rematerialises behind you*

hello...

>>69131285
It would be better for you though because then you might actually get someone to open it and care about whatever banal shit you're posting about.

No one is going to open a 9000 pixel image you anerobic cretin

>>69131315
maybe he means he had to go to the hospital but didn't have to stay overnight

>>69131313
Haha embarrassing eh

t. Radical alt-centrist

nearly ate a sandwich lads

>>69131162
what's this about?

>>69131323
oh hey mark

didn't watch this live
https://youtu.be/ssc5eLjLoMQ?t=6486

Do you all think unironically that Farage is a great guy

even though we've basically found out that Brexit is actually pretty bad

>>69131326
i opened it. it was his music collection like anyone gives a shit

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Who here /Brendan2017/?

Nearly went to do a poo

>>69131265
feel like i'm only becoming more anti-gay and the whole shebang for lack of better words because of todays shite

>>69131320
fair enough

doing a stalk the guest list to an event again lads
found one girl I'd definitely like to chirpse

he had a point though. it's predominantly children and women who eat icecream. pre teen children are practically genderless hermaphordites which is why nonces love boys and girls and magnums, like yogurts, are marketed exclusively toward women.
anyone who eats ice cream and ice lollies needs to be more in touch with their feminine side

since when did equality mean never being allowed to discuss differences

>>69131368
the /sp/ thread was banter

Wondering about a wank

Plotting a poo

Having a long hard think about you

>>69131377
'ddit

>>69131315
>go to gp
>jaundiced
>get elft test
>incredibly high
>gp starts freaking out
>tells me i should be considering going to hospital for more tests
>know for sure i'll be admitted if i go
>decide to return to gp two days later for another lft and if it's any higher, i'd go and admit myself
>gp organises me to be put on some hospital admittance list pre-emptively because he was sure i'd need hospitalisation
>lft results stay stable and then slowly decline

>>69131377
Just fuck my shit up is a stale may-may at this point.

Still caring is a very clear reddit indicator.

haven't eaten since Christmas Dinner at my mum's house, waiting for the Tesco delivery man to come with my food before I pass out haha

nearly couldn't breathe earlier lads but only nearly so luckily i could breathe so it was ok. close shave.

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Sooo why did Britian leave? I forgot

All whites must die

mc smally yeah thats my name

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JORDAAAAAN

>>69131414
I bet it wasn't.

>>69131457
we haven't left yet

>>69131407
its just a fucking joke
its fucking banter

everyone needs to stop getting their knickers in a twist about it

fuck me

was really let down by the 21st of December 2012

Holy shit, Dutch scratters and very much like UK council estate bottom feeders.
The housing even looks equally grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-MkDd1OEf4

>>69131457
we hate europe more than we hate each other

>>69131457
did a vote

>>69131457
such a beautiful cloud picture. shame it will be ruined by constant reposts and no one will find the original

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Idek

>>69131489
it's a lame joke but good critical commentary about gender and advertising .

composing a gimmick

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-hJf4ZffkoI

That turkey shit = New Japanese Tenticle porn?

>>69131489
i just hate the 3 of them and their shit program and the sad shitters who watch it so anything that drags them down a bit is good for me

all willies must be sucked (by me)

I love ice cream and I am gay so fair play Hamster haha

don't like the path my younger brother is going down

what the fuck is this richard hammond ice cream shit about?

is it just me or did /brit/ get more left as /pol/ got more batshit insane, i mean, "alt-right"

>>69131574
would you rather lick an ice cream or a willy

Might join reddit and go to some local meetings

>>69131604
umm /brit/ is radical centrist sweety

>>69131604

No, /brit/ is a right wing general

>>69131601
why

>flicking through tinder
>see my sister's bf's sister
>flick her a superlike for kicks
>she accepts and messages me "fancy seeing you here!"

I fucked it lads, what have I done? Why did I do this?

>>69131625
i agree with this

>>69131631
i disagree with this

>>69131608
Tough one, would depend on the ice cream and the willy.

>>69131631
it's been radical centrist for ages now lad

>>69131603
old joke that has been done as many different versions. 'i don't like x', 'why?' 'oh something about being straight'. very lame now. liberal shitebags on twitter got wind of it and blew it all out of proportion for upboatds

>>69131640
>flick her a superlike for kicks

just go for it lad, ur an aussie, ur invented for bants

>flicking through tinder
>see sister
>flick her a superlike for kicks
>she accepts and messages me "fancy seeing you here!"

I fucked it lads, what have I done? Why did I do this?

>>69131640
nows where the dick pic comes in

Can't there be willi covered with ice cream? Why not Both?

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'm getting rather weary of all this faggy talk.

>>69131655
the willy and the ice cream are the exact same, like, hard as if frozen and creamy at the top

>>69131631
it's basically reddit tier poolitics these days

>>69131695
*unzips dick*

cannot stand sjw scum
cannot stand alt-right scum either

centrist for life

Brighton and Hove Albion are top of the championship lads

have a sneaky feeling the jews are behind this to get a bent team into the prem

i luv willies

Thats why you put Willy and Ice Creams together

>>69131719
lib dem 2020

>>69131680
She clearly wants the d

>>69131725
you an't. because the developers didn't make that possibility int he code

>>69131634
he's turning into the sort of person that just accepts mediocrity
thinks people shouldn't be judged for their choices, generic liberal platitudes (dude war is bad lmao), no sense of humour, boring turbonormie, abysmal sense of humour
reckon having a gf has made him a soft cunt

Who wants the D?

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>tfw all the boys posting here have willies

Actually did think Corbyn was a breath of fresh air at first but Labour really has become a bit of a joke as a result, he's just not a very good leader, nice guy though

really do hope the Lib dems make a comeback

>believing in a 1-dimension political spectrum
The political spectrum has at least two dimensions, probably more.

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Mfw atheists

>>69131770
do u

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>>69131719
>"The whole world is deluded, clearly I'm the only one who isn't blinded by corruption"

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I have no fckn clue what the absolute hell is going on right now

>>69131764
sounds like he's on the right path into not turning out like you

Ever think when you were in school that the hot teacher must fantasise about being gangbanged by all the willies in class

>>69131787
maybe...

I'm right wing but I want /pol/ retards as far away from me as possible

I'm left wing but I also want to own slaves

>>69131823
this

>philosophy is a compulsory subject in France but you can only do it later on, if you choose it and if your school offers it here

One thing the frogs do better

bought myself some weed for the christmas period but i'm too ill to smoke it ;_;

>>69131774
why do so many people think what's needed is to promote someone because they are different even if they're not qualified? you wouldn't put give random admin assistant the manager's office just because it would be a breath of fresh air

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>>69131810
I had one teacher with a massive arse, had to conceal boner every time I went into class.

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>>69131719

>>69131793
yeah well ur irish

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>Im right wing

I don't identify with either side of the political scale, my views differ along the line

If pressed I'm a radical centrist but I'm not really a fence sitter

>richard hammond says a thing about gays and ice cream
>the other 2 hosts make fun of him for saying something stupid
>an effete twitter man expresses that he is offended by it
>someone is offended by the idea that effete twitter man is offended
>battle lines are drawn
>strawmen are created
>everyone is pretending this is about hammond saying ice cream is gay, but it's actually another facet in the ongoing culture war of left vs right

>>69131855
It will cure your cold you mong

>>69131809
he's going to be ill equipped for the future in all honesty
he can't get on with people that aren't his friends for one

>>69131815
proof it

>>69131880
umm its "now with fewer citations" actually

>>69131809
Nazi lad just got the medallion burned onto his palm.
Comfy music
Map of Cairo.
Young Gimli chatting with Indiana

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To any Canadian lurkers

>>69131869
haha that is a funny picture tbqh

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>>69131725
>Willy and Ice Creams together

https://youtu.be/tC0swW-ahkM
rare choone

What kind of slaves would you own if you lived in a society where you could own slaves?

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>>69131839
>philoscopy

Meme subject

>>69131677
This desu

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>effete

>>69131884
nah i tried a spliff a couple of days ago, it made me feel worse and really hurt my throat

I'm a Constitutional Monarchist

i am aware of so many facets right now

>>69131881
the existence of a left-right political spectrum is the biggest fucking meme of all time, it literally doesnt exist

>>69131940
fuck off
t. traditional monarchist

If you're not listening to old dr dre albums and blazing that shit up then you need to fuck off out my thread

>>69131923
Blacks desu

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Only Aussies will understand

tracey beaker shut your big fat gob

>>69131861
year 10 english teacher had a big arse and big tits and she wore tight skirts and tops that would show cleavage. one mad lad used to get her to pick up his pen every so often

>>69131978
My brother-in-law sustained a serious shoulder injury due to a magpie attack while cycling at a high speed.

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>>69131855
i know that feel - was meant to go this with my brother and some of his mates but i feel fucking grim

>>69131839
Religion and Philosophy is compulsory here too you silly billy

My political views

>Freer the market freer the people
>Suspicious about brown people
>Suspicious about "globalists"
>More bennies in a way that benefits me but not other people
>To appease the country Britain should be outside of the EU but only on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays and alternating sundays

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>>69131990
>That one class where she wore a panty house and a skirt

Had 5 stiches on my head from magpie attack. Kms

so envious of the people who had the balls to throw themselves off a bridge or in front of a train. what if you didn't die?

my political views

new labour without the immigration

just found out my Australian cousin is going to be a support act for krept and konan

howling

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pretty sure i have best gf ever

gave me a blowjob this morning and let me facefuck her too

It's 1:14 AM

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>>69132051

>>69132053
mate
mate
my friends are going to support for krept and konan
mate

>>69132017
no it isn't

>>69132061
good lad

Its straya with daylight saving sht.. what do you expect boi... fckn liberals

Remember that one lad at school who wasn't quite a weirdo but wasn't quite a popular lad who tried to fit in with you and your mates but everyone secretly wanted him to go away

>>69132045
most of em regret it as soon as they jump

>>69132051
ok so we'll just bend over for the 593563 pakis already here and give everybody free money hahaha great idea

>>69132078
DOXXED

>>69132019
nobody cares

>>69131990
had a fit english teacher in year 10 too. she left the job, and in the last class she ever taught us sat on a table in front of me and my m8s with her feet up on a chair giving us all a view of her knickers for most of the lesson. swear she must have known. it was like a leaving present.

>>69132051
>dude overthrow saddam hussein and iraq will just magically turn into a liberal democracy lmao

business idea: full automation of industry and universal basic income

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Why do all white Southerners look like this?

>>69132107
its a stupid 'stat' since you can't ask the successful ones

>>69132051
Shall be supporting this

>>69132098
yes
he went through an emo phase after secondary, and I think he's a tranny now

My name is Norman McNorman

>>69132125
what colour were they

>>69131990
had an IT teacher with a great arse, my friends and I would always get her to crawl under desks to "fix" the computers

>>69132098
100% yes

He was very christian. Nice, but not one of us.

Any one fancy a German rock music?

>>69132085
https://www.gov.uk/national-curriculum/key-stage-3-and-4

ah i see you can opt out if you are an angry brown person or something, fair enough it is not compuslory

can't find me phone charger

>>69132098
All me aha

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>>69132051
>the New Left
>politics of identity "I'm gay, black and gender-binary"
>interventionism
>globalism

>>69132166
can't remember lad it was years ago.

>>69132182
Rasheed

>>69132098
always paranoid that was me
it was actually this girl

>>69132199
fuck sake lad

Quick Quiz: What's your gender?

>>69132130
im a white southerner and i am beautiful then again im not really from here im ethnically irish

>>69132217
Male

>>69132217
trans demi-transkin

I was unironically an alpha male in school but I'm now at the bottom of the social ladder

oh how times change

Never been happy that the bullseye isn't worth the most points

>>69132217
helicopter gunship

cleaned my teeth for probably the first time in 10 days
hate the taste of blood

>>69132234
Sorry love that's not allowed

>>69132217
dont have one

>>69132202
properly religious people are often stick in the muds

not fun

very topical https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRrTMhAO4ac

>>69132262
highest thing to finish on though lad

>>69132193
Nothing wrong with globalism without the immigration DESU

>>69132266
I'll put you down as an AH-64D then? Or do you feel more like a Soviet Bloc model of helicopter gunship?

>>69132217
cornetto

>>69132125
kek was she young too?
mine was in her 20s. best view i got was when she was bent over helping the guy in front of me and her arse was right in front of my face in a tight skirt

richard hammond is from solihull haha

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https://youtu.be/q5uMOOQ6MV0

When I was 13 I used to get women to provide nudes to me by pretending to be a bicurious girl.

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>>69132217
Uh idk you chose

>>69132280
/brit/'s patron saint

Had a slightly weird maths teacher who we used to joke about giving extra help to the girls in the class

Got done for noncing 13 year olds last year aha

Who are some porn actresses that genuinely enjoy their work

>>69132336
No.
Peter Hitchens.

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how are people so fucking dumb lads

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>>69132304
You tried these yet?

English teacher in year 9 got sacked for sucking off a student

>>69132363
Peter Hitchens is thick

>>69132326
prefer not to say

>I have been involved as a project manager in the delivery of a number of rail projects here in Queensland over a long time. In 1996, a senior train driver/trainer, Geoff told me that he personally had been involved in two-and-a-half incidents. When I asked what the half was, he stated that he had killed two people and maimed one who survived with a leg and an arm missing.

>>69132390
th-thicc??

>>69132358
Josie Hearn

>>69132390
Just saying.
It's him or Nige.

>>69132379
our english teacher was quietly let go for having an affair with a student

most mental thing was he didn't really brag about it at all even though she was atleast 8/10

Why, in this day and age, would anyone want a white woman lads? They're inferior to their east asian counterparts in literally every way

>>69132394
Idk mine gender

>tfw never be a conservative student member when they were far right wingers who were apartheid south Africa rugby tops while publishing posters about hanging Nelson Mandela

>>69132289
yes, force european nations with very little in common together into a political superstate due to jealousy over America's union of states, economies that are far too disparate into a monetary union where the currency will either collapse or the strongest few will need to transfer €s from taxpayers to the periphery. What can possibly go wrong from this (?!)

>>69132433
low test

>>69132348
the woodworking teachers at my school were massive creeps. even when we were 13 they were still openly flirting with the well developed girls

>>69132433
only betas like east asians

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Can't believe my mates got a gf now

doing a playstation

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>>69132266
>>69132302

>>69132433
nonce

>>69132365
she has a point m8, think about it,

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this thread has inspired me to become a secondary teacher

>>69132478
Hi!

I love working with kids... thats why i work in a childcare....jks

>>69132433
Reminder that Asians think sex with another man isn't cheating if there's "no emotion" involved.

t shirts been on inside out all day

>>69132513
i love children . so cute and fascinating

>>69132457
Nobody cares about this mate people just don't like Syrians coming in but know you can get arrested for saying that

We would never ever have voted to leave the EU if it didn't have immigration

Anyway the eu is literally not globalism at all because they're insanely protectionist outside Europe

chatting to Lavina on amazon support chat.
deffo a polish qt.
she is very helpful

will 0.5g of coke last me all nye? in the bag it literally looks like 4 lines worth

Business Idea: Asians think sex with another man isn't cheating if there's "no emotion" involved.

need a baby gf

>>69132540
Ikr

can't see Asians as sexual beings iah
reckon they just lay there like dead fish and tell you to hurry up

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>>69132474
hmm, “White people fuck white people”.

>>69132566
>0.5g
hahahahhaaha clueless little kid it's 0.2 max

>smoked cheese

for what reason

>>69132583
have never been turned on by a single non-white

met a girl last night and she's texting me unprompted now

i-i-i'm gonna make it lads

>>69132565
What are you returning?

My mates Dad is a great brewer

>>69132477
whither does the dick go?

>>69132647
post pic

>>69132651
black dildo. it was too small desu.

Vimto jellybeans are nice desu

>>69132566
are you joking man? of course it wont. get an eighball, that'll last you if you don't share too much with your mates.

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>>69132647
Never give up

>>69132684
How many times have you posted this now. What satisfaction can we derive from rote repetition?

>>69132217
mate

HIRO YOU LAZY FUCK TAKE OFF THE CHRISTMAS HATS ALREADY

Haha white people are soooo boring they only built the modern world and every technological advancement in history lol white bread and stuff

When are you supposed to take down the Christmas tree?

>>69132675
n-not me aha
>>69132651
computer motherboard hasn't arrived despite being expected on the 24th with one day delivery i jewed from the free prime trial

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hmm

>>69132684
Pls over used meme

>>69132715
>turban

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the qt at work's dad is dying in hospital and she broke down and started crying on my shoulder

needless to say I was fully erect

Reading on the sofa with Indiana Jones on low volume, might switch to Titanic which begins in 4 mins on Film4.

Fire is on, about to have some leftover Christmas pudding with cream too ;^)

>>69132731
get a few quid off it and ask her out.

>>69132724
Funny how butthurt mongs like you get over the bland food meme

how do you anticipate your family would react if you told them you wanted to die?

>>69132741
truly wonder how these kids will end up in 30 years

>>69132773
Kbye

>>69132781
Perfectly Normal and Well Adjusted

>>69132754
good spot

>>69132757
they say women get really horny around death

oh shit my parents are back

smoking some cheese

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13 FUCKING SUBSTITUTIONS IN MY ONLINE SHOPPING ORDER

White Genocide = Appeasement to insecure White men who think their lack of virility is a sign of oppression & not physiological inferiority

>>69132831
Match won't count towards your UEFA and FIFA rankings then desu

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>>69132831
>oh you wanted orange juice? have fizzy water instead

>>69132741
>>69132781
same, i'm honestly a good bit worried what will happen when all these non-binary otherkin trannys grow up and inevitably gain power and influence. just the thought is terrifying.