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cara

first for needing a wee with a sore boner

>>69129380
fuck off jfs

my condolences to the next generation that has to go through the education system

>>69129387
he wants to trample on my bollocks and be an all around pain in the arse probably

>ball earthers

Lmao @ you

>>69129388
EXCELLENT POST XDDD THIS THIS SO MUCH THIS XDDD TIS 2BH LOVE CARA XDDD

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>>69129380

>>69129407
you're up early

listening to No.1 Party Anthem - Arctic Monkeys

>Laura Kuensberg didn't report the queen backing brexit before the referendum because she "only had one source"
>in an age where the mainstream media happily report based on tweets or even outright making shit up

Ah yes the BBC totally doesn't have an agenda

>>69129400
eventually the only thing youngsters will learn about is diversity

>>69129388
this 2bh

>>69129407
thanks but no yanks

>>69129411
fuck off you nonce

have a feeling we are going to hit a period of technological stagnation again

>>69129419
>Arctic Redditors

>>69129421
bit different when it's a royal mate

report false info on them and that's a career ender

I find the existence of a god a dubious proposal at best

>>69129439
That's utter bollocks. I got a smart watch for Christmas

>>69129421
Really liked her until that.

There was absolutely no need for her to spit it out with only one source and know that it would stir something up.

Really low move.

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>>69129438

>>69129421
they don't report news stories based on twitter, you dumbfuck. that's just reporting on trending stories.

the bbc still has a higher standard of scrutiny than any other media company. that's why they're the last to report

got a christmas tomorrow that I do not want to go to

>>69129440
ah yes, the infamous Irish wit

>>69129456
yeah its bullshit man

not sure if i should go with daddy or not

>>69129475
You call it wit but it's actually true.

alexandra daddario's boobs are too big for a girl her age.

iterally the chest of a 55 year old who has had 4 children

will I get addicted from 30mg of codeine a day?

I do not want to go through withdrawal again, but I'm in a fair bit of pain

There is literally no scientific proof the earh is round

want to DIE

whats the last acceptable day to wear a christmas jumper

>>69129512
I live there and can confirm it's round

>>69129520
Christmas day

>>69129520
on ya head LOL!!!!!

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Really enjoy 4chan ads

Sent another email to Denmark but they still can't find my xbox

I hate women so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSJQLCImV18

>>69129380
how ALL though?

>>69129532
>not using AB, ABP, UB and Goodblock at once

>>69129535
ancient gimmick

>>69129517
Pay a hitman to kill you

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>I hate women so much

Is there a more perfect show to watch than Black Books?

>>69129556
The best gimmicks are those only done once or twice a year

>>69129557
and tell him half now half later

GO ON THEN. Prove to me the earth is round. You literally can find a shred of evidence to support this claim

when will they learn lads

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car won't start

>>69129578
The bible says so

>>69129560
Women are greedy, useless shits, you can't defend them.

still at the 'rents house lads, bit bored hehe

>>69129578
you can fly in one direction and find yourself in the same place you started in

>>69129512
How do these people explain circumnavigation?

>>69129520
Boxing Day

>>69129586
how's the collarbone

how am I supposed to prove I have 2 kids you twonks

>when you have the recurring nightmare that you send a girl nudes, so in the morning you rush to check that you didn't actually send nudes

this keeps happening

Laura Kuenssberg is an absolute tart. Licked her minge in uni

>>69129507
pain from what?

>>69129602
They are flying at a very slight angle so you eventually do a big circle. You ever flew a plane all the way around? Didn't think so

>>69129613
take a picture of them with a time stamp

>>69129613
Post them runt

>>69129621
sarkoma

raiders on bbc in an hour lads

Who's feeling the heat here?

Might pop down to Easons and spend the voucher me ma gave me

>>69129625
if you flew a plane in a totally straight line in a flat earth scenario you wouldn't be able to find yourself in the same place you started

that alone disproves your theory

>>69129625
What about the sun never setting

>>69129660
Of course you wouldn't. And that doesn't happen. Proves nothing

>your iPhone isn't an android so iPhone doesn't exist

What?

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rate the little mix slags lads

>>69129642
better today than it was yesterday and the day before

>>69129687
so if we live on a flat earth and a plane flew from one side of the world to the other, what would happen when it reached the end?

>>69129641
Last Crusade is best but Raiders is better than Temple. All comfy af.

>>69129586
neither will my sex life

>>69129690
1, 3, 4, 2

Only plebs say perrie is the best

>>69129661
Eh? The sun sets. It was dark a few hours ago

>>69129635
uhh

hope you get better lad

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curry for tea lads
already looking forward to it

>>69129702
Honestly every day is better than the day before because we're always becoming better people every day.

>>69129690
All 0/10, like their music

>>69129712
Disappear like that Malaysian flight

>>69129695

If he has an IQ of 150 then how can't he read? Check mate, theists.

reactivated faceyb for a few minutes and saw one of my normie high school friends has a pretty bad hairline now so at least ive got that over him

>>69129690
2 4

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>>69129716
>3 above 4 and 2

>>69129712
What aren't you understanding? They don't fly in a straight line they fly in a big circle

>>69129733
you like their music?

>>69129729
me too.

>>69129714
Temple is fucking underrated, sure the female companion was annoying, but it's pretty damn solid other than that.

put an order in for my new dslr lads, need to drive an hour to torquay to pick it up though and an hour back

but might have a little stroll round the ol' riviera

>>69129745
is he of macedonian heritage?

wogs get the worst hair lines in their early 20s

>>69129726
Yeah but it comes back the same direction tomorrow, how?

>>69129635
jealous

>>69129757
Wasn't it a little asian kid?

>>69129763
count yourself lucky lad, would rather have a thousand chinese/SE asian than a single paki

>>69129690
has 3's face been stretched?

>>69129752
but if they didn't fly in a circle, what happens when you get to the end?

>>69129763
>everyone there is Asian or black
what the fuck

>>69129774
It rotates around? Did you attend school?

>>69129778
no you're not
it's not life threatening, it's just annoying

>>69129690
It boggles my mind how these slags have become so successful. They're awful singers, and churn out generic pop rubbish. On top of that, they're not even attractive-and have caked their faces in makeup to hide that fact.

>>69129791
no she's just fat

>>69129757
All solid watches.
Idk Temple annoys me but it is great too.

>>69129763
those sales are fucking trash in brisbane. they just offloading XXl shit made for fat cunts

>>69129769
i don't know, not wog though, his last name is likely british and he was blonde til the end of school but now he seems to have gone brown

>>69129783
No, the Asian kid was alright, it was the annoying blonde that ruined the experience for the most part.

>>69129586
jump it la

>>69129763
not a chance I'm reading this bruce

>>69129690
2 is the only genuinely fit one

wow.

>>69129803
unlucky

>>69129804
>slags have become so successful.
Are they?
Haven't heard of them since they won the X-Factor.

>>69129797
No one knows, they don't allow us to do it. There's a reason so very people go to the south pole

>>69129380
Hello yes, praise Terra

>>69129802
But how does it rotate around if it is always seen at some point some where on the planet

>>69129846
lmao knew you wouldn't have an argument

>>69129846
>There's a reason so very people go to the south pole
because its a cold, barren wasteland?

whats the point of music videos these days when porn is so easily available

the sun never sets on the british empire

>>69129837
Go outside more you mong

>>69129846
spherecucks btfo

>>69129837
Can't turn on the fucking radio without hearing 'shout out to my ex' shite

ate like half a tub of celebrations

feel a bit sick

>>69129690
When you rank girls do you assign a ranking number to the girls from left to right?

So if the third girl is the most attractive, you go X, X, 1, X, X etc?

>>69129875
>>69129863
Look at a flat earth map. The south pole really surrounds our earth. It's too hard for people to travel over it by themselves, and you can just turn up and try to cross it

>>69129889
still can't have porn channels like we have music channels can we.

>>69129899
have some digestives

>>69129892
I only go outside to buy shit or watch a film, my apologies.

leftover pizza for breakfast very nice

>>69129889
Fetishes

>>69129889
At what age does porn start losing its effect

fingertips smell like bellsmeg and lurpak

>>69129912
except you can send a camera up into the atmosphere and find out for yourself that isn't true

>>69129889
they're a form of art intended to accompany another form of art you racist, misogynist bigot.

>>69129922
Actually, the name is nothing to do with aiding digestion.

>>69129910
no if the 3rd girl is the most attractive you go

3, X, X, X, X

>>69129910
>So if the third girl is the most attractive
3>1>2>4

nose is absolutely fucked from a 3 day coke binge

just blew out a massive hard glob of snot and blood the size of a 50p

>>69129910
This is b8

might try for a wank
let me know what you think

>>69129896
I don't care to find the name of an artist who writes assembly-line pop garbage.

>>69129943
You done that have you? Or are you believing random YouTube videos?

time to cook me a fillet steak laddos ;^)

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Welcome to City 17.

You have chosen, or been chosen...

>>69129960
good lad

>>69129899
been drinking constantly since the 24th

waiting for me da to fuck off so i can steal into his room and appropriate a bottle of port

either that or go to portlaoise with him and buy alcohol dunno

havent even seen the trailer for the new alien yet ahaha what am i like

>>69129976
>possum

>>69129614
Are you a blackout alcoholic? I have a similar problem because I have trouble telling what I dreamed and what I did while drunk apart.

>>69129960
good lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXiSVQZLje8

like who is this aimed at, 10 year olds with an parental filter?

>>69129957
>>69129959
Fuck. I've been doing it wrong for years

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freddos

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just not right

>>69129960
rank tbqh, me on NYD though ;^)

>>69129982
old image tbqh, the 'helter skelter' has been changed (to a much uglier design)

>>69129988
Have it on in another tab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYINUbHWQcI&list=PLi5qsXJh5pjcng6qFfcyocl37VbK7i6x4&index=223

You're welcome

>>69129979
yeah I have actually done that lmao, did it as part of my school's extra curricular astrophysics course so suck a fart out my arse

Imagine being a kid growing up today with social media and smartphones when you are like 6 years old
Imagine being at school and the kids sharing mean memes about you in thier group chat in class
wew

for some reason my delusional mother thinks im 6'2 haha

im 5'10

>>69129910
Lost all my this is bait pics.

>>69129982
the fucking state of the London skyline

tasteless

gherkin, walkie-talkie and shard are all absolute wank

>>69130004
FOB

>>69130007
they're called SPICED BUNS now
we don't want to upset any body
>*slices a cows throat for no reason*

>>69129992
yes

can't be too careful these days, especially at christmas when there's lots of alcohol

a man's success literally only depends on having a big willy

>>69130014
Sure you have lmao. I've been to space. See how easy it is to just say things?
Anyway, all those videos cut off at a certain height before you see too much

>>69130040
please tell me you're joking

have played this a lot of the past 2 days

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/charades!-free/id653967729?mt=8

good fun

>>69130053
if only

>>69129695
Suck shit, nerd.

>>69130040
you pulling my leg right

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hmmm

NOTHING good on tv

https://www.metabunk.org/flat-earth-theory-debunked-by-short-flights-qf27-qf28-from-australia-to-south-america.t6483/

>>69130075
how the fuck can you fail if you've got one? youre failing intentionally for sympathy

>>69130007
So that's where Woolworths fucked off to.
Happy they're still somewhere.

I'm rare guys

>>69130085
Really made me think the first time I saw this 5 years ago

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>>69130087
the darts is about to start

>>69130024
it took a long time to get my mother to stop saying i looked like harry styles

>>69130040
no they're not you little gobshite

>>69130085
t. white people who elected trump

>>69130112
I'm not working class

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>>69130104
Boris?

>>69130122
bad lad

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>>69130099
no

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>>69130112
>von der

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>thought for ages I was 6'5"
>tell people I was 6'5" when they asked how tall I was
>measured myself today
>6'4.5"

fucking hell lads, feel absolutely deflated

The panic
The vomit

The panic
The vomit

>>69130154
when

will

they

learn

>>69130150
Bollocks.

>>69130151
should it be von dem?

Drinking J20

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>back to work soon

>>69130181
no its just the state of the german language

>>69130166
god loves his children

god loves his children YEAH!

favourite song on OK Computer? let down or the tourist for me

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>'Alt-right' groups will 'revolt' if Trump shuns white supremacy, leaders say


what did they mean by this

https://youtu.be/zlNpL8948bk

When will globalists learn

>>69130211
Substitute "revolt" with "do nothing"

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>>69130154
> manlet thought he had a taste of the good life...

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>>69130201
>soon

not back until the 3rd me

>>69130201
not til the 3rd myself

>>69130206
yours isn't much better lad

>>69130211
Well that when the alt right decided that trump is what they were actually going to form behind and under, you realise that asians really have been the problem all along

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>>69130238
um lol x

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love being neet

>>69130250
delete this

>>69130250
appreciate the fix

>>69130250
yours is basically english and german's retarded offspring peppered with too many vowels

so um back the fuck off?!?!

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2017 year of QANTAS

OAK FURNITURE LAND

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>>69130274
me right now

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Should I pop this burn blister lads?

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>didn't go out last night
>regret it after seeing all the pictures of the lads

Regret it

>>69130311
id rather have a break in dubai than go to perth to sit on a plane for 26 hours

>>69130325
no, never pop blisters

>>69130327
fucking dog

>>69130325
leave it. Pop and it will get infected

Don't see what's wrong with having ID to vote

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fucking hell lads I fell absolutely great today and have all of Christmas because I don't drink

what are some yank spellings you actually use

outside of /brit/ i always use ass instead of arse but that's about it

Lucy Verasamy

>>69130363
ermrmmmmmm you privileged ASSHAT

some people (mostly poor, poc, refugees and immigrants) may not have ID

ID is a form of PRIVILEGE that not everyone has

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When will they learn?

big fat quiz was pretty shite

regret watching it

>>69130394
Silly Canadians, pretending to be politicians

>>69130393
> poor, poc, refugees and immigrants
they're the least qualified to vote anyway, no big loss

>>69130394
putin could heem him in a second tho

>>69130363

In America it's really just a way to stop the Democrats from getting cheap, easy votes by literally taking immigrants off the docks during election time and telling them to vote Democrat.

>>69130345
>>69130357

Thanks lads.

>>69130390
none

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>>69130392
she's MY weatherfu, find your own

>>69130327

Who the fuck goes out boxing day?

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>sidewalk
>hood
>trunk
>zee
>candy
>eggplant
>elevator
>thru
>highway

>>69130470
>zee

literally nothing wrong with that

>>69130470
no
no
no
no
no
yes
no
sometimes (drive-thru)
yes

>wasted the best years of human life being a depressed shut-in
>am supposed to want to live the rest of the 60 years happily
riiiiiight

>>69130491
oh buzz off

>>69130489
neither of them are attractive

>>69130505
buzedzed off?

Most effay dog?

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>>69130489
>still no black gf

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>69130470

>british people saying god damn all the time

It will never not bother me.

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>>69130503

>>69130516
doberman

Got a confession lads

I've posted "doing a poo" in the past when in fact I have not been doing a poo

I can only apologise and assure you it won't happen in the future

>>69130531
>its never too late to be who you want to be
that's not true, sometimes its never even possible from the start

>>69130523
You've been tricked mate, that's a black girl (male)
https://www.instagram.com/dawnmariee/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C10JynPG3Zw

>>69130516
Border collie

>>69130523
>>69130545
SCREAMING

Have a tinder that's over a year old and the matches are drying up

If I delete it/reset it will I be able to get loads of new matches?

Everything is on point.

>>69130151
That´d be find if the noun after was feminine on its own,(because the prepostion der alters feminine nouns into a case where they take masculine articles), but I´m not sure Kop is even a german word.

haven't read a single pixel of any post in this thread if i'm being completely honest.

that niggerloving mick twat just got played

zac

>>69130565
yes, unless youre a fat runt

>>69130565
have you shagged any matches yet

>>69130531

>want to be pro wrestler
>5'7
>have copd

Thanks to that quote I'm going to go for it. I'll be the next hulk hogan this time next year.

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And a Ching Chong ping pong to you too young lady

Do you think it'll be trendy or fashionable to not be seen using a phone or social media? I have neither since I'm fine with just an email address to stay in contact with people.

>>69130565
Fuck off normoid

>>69130596
would fuck her silly

>>69130576
>niggerloving
>>>/reddit/

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>>69130516
anything that resembles a wolf really
shiba inus are good example I think

>>69130596
Would marry her and anchor her in place with several children

is macquarie even a go8?

>>69130516
Wippets

Could all the Irish people in this thread please fuck off? Thanks

Back to our regularly scheduled programming

Of weak content and slow jammin'

niggerloving

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>>69130516
common shape and size in a rare colourscheme

Would like to thank the Aussie who posted this:
>>69130405
Makes my willy hard.

Just woke up after 18 hours. During the preceding 48 hours I bought 400pounds worth of cocaine and spent 250 on a prostitute a couldn't even get hard once. Absolutely fucked up times

Could all the irish posters in this thread please stay? Thanks

http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482196544636.webm
http://is.4chan.org/wsg/1482196544636.webm

literally me

>>69130625
Reddit dog

can openly listen to george michael for a few days without anyone giving me the sideeye

>>69130647
y r u mean?? im more british dan u

>>69130669
Absolute madman

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>>69130633
no

>>69130677
sure, but it does resemble a wolf
and it doesn't look retarded and inbred like shitty pugs

>>69130711
imagine not going to a go8

howling

>>69130730

>>69130735
now youve done it

just woke up after 8 hours. during the preceding 48 hours I celebrated christmas with my family and spent boxing day with friends

>>69130735
nice one threadcunt

>>69130481
Sergio Georgini

>>69130744
Only Straya can time a new /brit/ perfectly.

>>69129475
In a Yorkshire accent:
I BET DHAT YEW LUK GUD ON'T DANSFLOA,
I DUNNO WAT YU'R LUUKIN' FOR ROMANS FOA...

>>69130725
It doesn't resemble a wolf and more than a spaniel does

https://www.bettermovement.org/blog/

really interesting blog lads

>>69130596
That Chinese writing is just the name of her university, I´m very sure.

ready steady COOK

Wew lads, that was probably the best steak I've ever cooked

~400g of fillet (lopped off the whole fillet me mam bought for Boxing Day). Cooked and based in butter, heavily seasoned, rested for 10 mins.

>>69130545
music is too loud

>>>69130859
COCK PISS PARTRIDGE

>>69130828
yes it does

living the drama-free lifestyle

Literally all I wanna do all holiday is lie in bed as long as I can & listen to music on Spotify all day. literally cba meeting up with anyone to just drink at the pub

my gf can visit sometimes too tho

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What did your boss/Manager give you for Christmas lads?

I got a bottle of Champagne and £130 cash.

>>69130950
500 euro one for all voucher

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I don't understand why this went viral in the first place

>>69131023

Nor me. I'am glad its been forgotten about.