>tfw no gf with short hair

>>69129302
yeah u wont get one in ur basement u fat cunt

>>69129314
Wow rood.

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>>69129302
>ginger
>fat
>short hair

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>>69129302
iktfb

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>>69129314
Say that to my face leaf

>>69129302
did someone shit on her face through a strainer?

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>>69129336
>fat

Nope, just T H I C C

Lmao Is this girl from Dalmatia lole

>>69129527
Damn daddy likey

Thicker, redder and more speckled than my strawberry tootsie roll

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>tfw gf is 6ft with long blonde hair and blue eyes
>tfw you hit the jackpot

>>69129580
is that good or what

Why is her face covered in shit?

>>69129647
You most certainly did NOT hit the jackpot kek

>>69129302
bit gay desu

>>69129904
t. Jealous worm

Enjoy your short, round, brown haired, brown eyed troll

>>69130434
I fucking will you literal closeted homo faggot

Don't come crying to me the next time your amazonian she-beast of a gf splits your asshole from pegging you too hard

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>>69130463
>Too insecure for tall women

Good luck navigating puberty son

>>69130551
Literally why not just date a man? Cut out the middle man

>>69129987
>t.faggot
Your opinion makes me angry

>>69130579
Isn't she a lesbo?

>>69130572
>Anything approaching 6ft is automatically a man
>6ft? Might as well fuck a man

If that's the way you think maybe I'm not the closeted homosexual here buddy

>>69130579
anon I...

>>69130619
>6ft? Might as well fuck a man

Well, you MIGHT as well

>>69130671
Alright, how tall are you and how tall according to you should a woman be

>>69130721
6'5"

Women should be <5'7"

>Blondes < Red head

>>69130758
t. Closet pedo

>>69130806
>5'7"
>pedo
Dutch are confirm no longer human height

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>be Dutch college student in dormitory
>Amazonion girlfriend comes over
>'I want to try doggy-style anon'
>have to open the window and let her upper half to fuck her

>>69131050
*upper half out

I played myself

>>69131003
What you want anon is a significant height difference. Being much taller than someone else inherently causes an unbalance in (physical) power.

The unbalance in power is what pedos want because it makes them feel safe.
And since you're apparently threatened/unsafe by taller women it's not that much a of a leap to assume a similar process to that of pedos

>>69129302
>unironically wanting a manface short-haired bulldyke

I bet you're into traps too

>>69129647
>tfw she leaves you in 3 months for some alfa akhmed
Well, enjoy while it lasts m8.

>>69131160
Never before lost a gf to another man so Im not worried desu

>>69131241
That means your gfs are crap

>>69131089
That's ridicilous.

>>69131050
>>69131080
it's okey Sudan anon, I can still understand your english and it's good.

>>69131089
Height is relative by country and Dutch become extremely unstable height because of genetic error. This is common in countries with low gene pool and interbreeding among families. There's a reason why dog breeds look very different in size from Poodle to German Shephard and their similiarities is the fact that they have huge inter breeding happen. Just like Dutch people

Life is all pain

>>69131378
#deep

>>69131307
I thought my post was tenuous/bullshit but your post is utter drivel desu

>>69131278
Or maybe I'm mentally healthy adult capable of building healthy, fulfilling relationships.

>>69131393
It doesn't matter, girls trade boys like holographic pokemon cards

Tomorrow she will see Hitler's dream and swoon into his arms

>never watched Lauren Conrad's "The Hills" or "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"
>claims to be relationships expert

>>69131393
bullshit as it is, you don't have any points to counter my reasons.

fuck off and die