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anime edition
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MIAMI FLORIDA USA PENIS HOT TUB TOURISM

i love this contry
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Good edition
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>>69124213
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>>69124217
F-fuck, I've been found out.
I knew I should've taken it slow for the first date.
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2017 soon
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>>69124242
Why did the three images look so different?
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What is /cum/ listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq5Ed8KN704
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I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me
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>>69124267
succ me
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>>69124274
STFU
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>>69124274
*stops you*
Wew, was too easy kid :^)
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>>69124264
Because my eyes change shape fairly often. I can't explain why but my mother has the same thing and my father just stays single lidded.
I want to make a graph of it going from single lidded to double lidded to triple lidded someday but I'm lazy.
The 2nd and 3rd pic was taken today and the 1st was taken last month.
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>>69124267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R_3mXZBsuU
>Stupid Maaann In the Windoooooow
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>>69124288
I want to take you today
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>>69124267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HujjNQPv2U
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>>69124305
There's only 35 minutes left in the day, you better hurry.
I have some cactus cider we can sip when you come over.
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>>69124288
I could make sure your children don't have that lid problem.
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>>69124325
Never had cactus cider, is it good?
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thinkin of gettin reddit flags again
had it once but didnt like how it amde so many of you faggots identifiable
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>he unironically uses reddit flags
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>thinkin of gettin reddit flags again
>had it once but didnt like how it amde so many of you faggots identifiable
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>>69124341
Fizzy and tart, it's alright.
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Who else is going back to school on January 2

And I was just starting to get comfy
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>tfw no niggergram snake-oil saleswoman gf
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RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqqrOaetQkE
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i fuc the leaf in BATHING SHORTS
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>>69124473
Nice tits
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>>69124460
Working all week and back to school on the 3rd.
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>>69124496
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>>69124496
canada BTFO
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Do you guys have any new bait planned for the new year?
I'm thinking of dropping all of my current bait and starting new
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hold my hand
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should I stay 24ahours? I can't sleep
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If dubs she loves me
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>>69124709
callate mogolico
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someone responded to a joke post I made just to say I'm not funny or clever. It discouraged me from posting 2bh
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>>69124709
it always seems like a good idea until you his exhaustion
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>>69124627
Retarded frogposter.
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>>69124738
u aren't funny or clever

but u have a nice ass
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>>69124718
por eso nadie te quiere Chicano estupido
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2016 was fucking stupid

auf wiedersehen
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>>69124792
yaki bobo
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>>69124627
Why did you delete your comment?
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>>69124816
chicano sorete habla en galle te dije
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>>69124816
delet this
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what movie has a scene where a female actress has her breast(s) groped
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>>69124906
your mother and MY PENIS 2/ TITTI GRABBING

pedaso de mogolico
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>>69124860
I asked you a simple question
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>>69124922
delet
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>>69124939
Pendejo
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>>69124816
Nobody cares, I shouldn't have posted self-indulgent whiny shit like that.
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mfw i got a tactical flashlight to add to the apocalypse survival setup in the back of my Jeep
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Are any of you guys gonna do nofap 2017

I want to but I get the urge to jerk off just thinking about it
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>>69124996
you have about a week to prepare
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>>69124993
bby i care
*hugs you*
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Just remember that if you are having a bad time
Just think about little ol' me.
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>>69125012
How do you prepare also do you have any tips for fighting the urge?
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>>69124993
Don't be that way
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>>69125027
best to find some advice website about that
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>>69124996
>>69125027
no fap is a stupid meme, you are supposed to masturbate
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>you are supposed to masturbate
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I really fucking loathe the snow bunny. The snow bunny is fucking cancer.
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>>69125091
who
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So did she show up today?
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>>69125111
Didn't you say you were going to leave this site forever? lmao
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>finally come home because I dont have work
>meet up with friends at local dennys where we always used to hang out because we were poor and in high school
>one friend about to move out of state, hasnt responded if he wants to come
>friend mentions it might be the last time he sees me before he moves
>no response
>eventually we just say fuck it, all meet up at Dennys but he never answers or shows up
>pissed off at him but still keep stealing glances at new people coming in hoping its him
>after we're all done, he still hasnt shown up
>we pay and go out to the parking lot to go home
>he's there in his car, waiting for us
>half the group leaves, we talk the shit before going back in and playing cards over ice cream sundaes

merry fucking christmas, /cum/
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>>69125138
Faint heart never won fair lady

I can trudge through the insults
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>>69125111
>>69125138
>>69125185
Did I miss something?
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>>69125214
we scared away another girl from /cum/
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>>69124718
>>69124806
>>69124832
Piensa en suicidarte lo antes posible, mamaguevo.
>>69124792
just ignore him chile.
>>69124274
I love you.
>>69124709
sure. why not.
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>>69125222
Did she post proofs or something? What exactly happened?
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>>69125214
Mr. Chivalrous thinks he may have a future with Baja
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>>69125222
>>69125256
Baja didnt leave. Just took the trip off because of yesterdays bulling.
>>69125261
by harassing him and saying he wants to fuck her?
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>>69125261
Ah it's just some guy obsessed with baja? Thought it was someone else that used to post here
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>>69125284
>trip off because of yesterdays bulling.
dont believe that fa m, every post she has made is somehow personal, whether it is someone greeting her personally or complaining about her life in some fashion
(which are both better than the normal /cum/ topics)
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>>69125284
Yup
>>69125293
He's kinda annoying
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hon hon
we we
hello everyone
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baja and the obsessed guy (and probably 25% of the anons giving into this weird nonsense) are all the same person
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>>69125331
>>69125293
You do know that he's just joking right?
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>>69125321
There was a long period of time when no one knew baja was a girl and things went just fine, I think the personality came about because of cana-chan and she liked the attention he got
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>>69125353
Does cana-chan even post here anymore?
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>>69125349

>>69125338
>>69125338

Dane is now honorary cum member forget cum we /dum/ now
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>>69125349
My sweet naive little child
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>>69125349
Yeah, thought it was about someone who used to post here a long time ago
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>>69125362
Idk, he wasnt a namefag, just an avatar fag so anyone could use his images really
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>>69125367
>>69125366
>>69125373

I also shitpost about baja
>haha baja is my gf bla bla

Everyone does that man for fucks sake
Like the ancient greek philosophers used to say:
DUDE IT'S A PRANK
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>>69125335
Hey qt
Have you seen this
>>69124274
You're it bb
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>>69125399
Heheh
thank you le bb

But i prefer if we stay as friends, ok?
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I'd like a set of freedom to go with my burger

Make friends from different backgrounds and cultures

Rules that needs be abided
1- No Racism (bants allowed tho)


Other than that knock yourself out
https://telegram.me/joinchat/ESWlm0FuGSfyYkP7GSmzng
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>don't want to post about a specific topic because afraid other posters might mention something more interesting if I didnt
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>>69125392
Yeah I was just working on my bait for next year
Refer to
>>69124543

But yeah I'm tired of the act it isn't funny anymore
I am other shit posters here as well and I'm having a bit of fun with stupid bait

Get ready for 2017 buds
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>>69125464
You mean your working on a new gimmick? We're gonna go full /brit/
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>>69125485
Whatever you want to call it
I prefer to not use br*t terms bud
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>>69125513
Alri lad
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My gf didn't spend Christmas with me and now she wants me to pick her up at her friend's house
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>>69125530
She's cheating on you. Dump her.
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good day to you /cum/
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>>69125530
say your busy with friends/ family and jerk off while crying instead
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Do you guys know where I can find a good laugh
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>>69125485
Yes. We are aligned with /brit/.
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Who tf up?
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>>69125595

bonjiorno
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>>69125649
unfortunately
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do believe Ive caught a cold
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>>69125762
what you get for going outside, loster
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>>69125820

but if I dont go outside, I'll be a NEET again
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I'm tired of being fat
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>>69125841
like god intended
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>>69125862

but I dont wanna be a NEET again
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>>69125880
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I miss being a kid.
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God works in supermysterious ways
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Me IRL
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>>69125946
>YTV
Hard to think that this was just a Canadian thing sometimes. Poor fuckers from elsewhere.
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>>69126015

why cant I go to sleep before 2 AM anymore
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>>69125622
4 posts above you
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>>69126061
I don't know
I can't sleep until 5 am now

I went to jack in the box at 4 am last night
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Keep singing your racist ass songs, keep being ignorant and keep celebrating your European pagan holidays.
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>>69126085
That's was me I want another laugh
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>>69126086
You were that guy asking for 24 hr food joints
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They're singing about us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
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>>69126015
Nice music though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhzTaLJuMjM
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Did you know that the first Kung-Fu Shaolin Monks were originally black Africans?
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>>69126154
Yeah
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>>69126166
but I know I'm not fly though
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How do I get a gf from Ontario?
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>>69126215
Look up Olmec heads on Google
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>>69126285
Be cute, have post-sec and a decent job, and cater to my every whim desu.
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Makes you wonder why...?
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>>69126344
I'm cute I only have an associates no job and I can cater to your every whim
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>>69126416
Well maybe if you are very cute and willing to get a job.
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Why does the government do this?
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>>69126465
I will
Don't forget about me. I'll be back for you
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Literally the funniest video I've seen in a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

Good job, Canada
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>>69126108
>>69126215
>>69126359
>>69126469
Of course a kraut would post this garbage.
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>>69126469
i'm gonna be the fucking idiot here
is this real?
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>>69126573
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>>69126562
What is a goodbye starting exercise for a fatty?
I want to get fit for my canadian qt
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>>69126562
He does it every day

Think I'll make him my pet
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I'm sorry, did i say "hey australia post pepe pics"?
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>>69126573
Look it up yourself you lazy twig
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Have you guy seen seen a lost german around here?

He's mine and it would kill me if someone took him
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>>69126573
Yes, google the patent numbers.
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>Sonny's alimony even took his clothes
JUST
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>>69126548
Hmmmm

Crack spiders bitch had it coming
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>>69126596
Do at least an hour of exercise including a sprint and weights every day. Always push yourself. Drink lots of water. Stop eating junk food. Reduce your caloric intake to 2.2kcals or less per day. You will lose weight like mushroom mario getting hit by a goomba.
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Date black, buy black, live black, love black.
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>>69126598
What the fuck is wrong with it?
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Us black people, we are literally the very essence of the universe. WE are what gave you life. WE are what made this planet. We are Gods and Kings, Goddesses and Queens.
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>>69126702
Thanks bud
I'll start working
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Post hot whites
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Yasss
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>>69126793
i don't want to take a selfie right now
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>>69126648
Is this your German, Sir? He keeps wandering alone at 3 in the morning looking up for garbage
>>69126652
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>>69126810
Kore
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>>69126793
No
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>anime edition
>no anime
fucking big fat phoney , OP
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>>69126851
thats an orangutan
>>69126810
help me out bud
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>>69126851
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Do you guys know of American Comedian/Entertainer Daniel Songer?
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>>69126815
That's him
Thank you
He's been rowdy lately I think it's time I neutered him. He's getting out of control
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>>69126868
should fix that desu
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>>69126793
It ain't the time
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>>69126909
But amine is gay
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>>69126911
Heyyyyy
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>>69126909
Gaaaaarbage anime m8.
Utter trash.
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>>69126926
real gay
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Is sounding safe? My gf wants to try it on me.
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>>69126911
This bitch worth following on snap?
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>>69126959
this is neither the time, nor the place
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>>69126936
>some homo called your qt "butterface"
I blame the Internet

What state are you from btw?
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>>69126994
The time is perfect the place is questionable

Either way I need an answer
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Im really not impressed with the snow bunny and the ski instructor
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>>69126959
No idea what you're talking about
>>69126963
No bitch is worth following
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Apparently Chanel west coast is transgendered.

Thank you based click bait
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>>69127058
First of all it's fucking gay and sick.
Tell her to finger your asshole instead and give you a proper prostate orgaZm.
I bet you're that cuck in an "open relationship ".
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really fucking grossed out
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>>69126942
Canadians are lolis?
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cum lol
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>>69127044
CA
How about you
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>>69127118
lesbian lolis
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>>69127136
just like how god intended it to be.
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>>69127111
Really fucking in awe of those trips.
>>69127118
90% of /a/ posters are Canadian
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>>69127080
Look it up
Either way I don't think I'm going to do it

>>69127109
Yeah I am that's man in the open relationship so fuck off
And I'm not going to do it
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>>69127166
Im really in awe at my own flesh
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>>69127134
I'm the Sinaloan guy married with a floridian although I don't know what's the status of my relationship, she got out of the house about two months ago and hasn't come back, he need it time alone or something Idk, I don't understand her anymore
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>>69127161
homosexuality is a sin
which is why we shall conquer canada
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>>69127170
Only a fucking cuck would even ask some shit like this
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>>69127199
>99
Wew. Are you evolving?
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>>69127213
Oh that sucks
Was she qt
Either way I hope she comes back
Or you find a better qt
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>>69127235
Then I wouldn't be asking would I since I'm not a cuck you dumb piece of shit
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>>69127213
Send some narcos on her ass
Make her 2scared2leave
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>>69127249
Yes
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>>69127269
>Oh that sucks
Very much so
>Was she qt
Carbon copy of the bitch I've been posting
>Either way I hope she comes back
Me too, being alone doesn't suit me
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>>69127296
>let's his "gf" fuck other men
>kisses her on the mouth after she comes back home from sucking cock of other men
>asks if it's ok to let his "gf" put a rod up his pisshole
>I...I am not a cuck guys haha it's just...it's an open relationship you know w-we love each other but it's like 2016 haha
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>>69127333
>two sets of trips and dubs in 5 minutes
The master.
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Really makes you think desu

http://imgur.com/a/hn6Om
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>>69127353
First: You don't know what goes on in our relationship so shut up
Second: learn the difference between a cuck and someone in an open relationship
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>>69127388
Really scrambles my eggs.
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>>69127388
My head hurts after reading all that
>>
W2C these
They're nic
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>>69127369
I come
I see
I conquer
>>
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>>69127492
>W2C
Huh?
>>
>>69127439
Different names for the same thing cuckboy
Keep living in you delusional world where open relationships are a thing and you're not a cuck
Daddy must be proud you're sharing a whore with 15 others
>>
>>69127492
Those are terrible.
>>
>>69127492
What an ugly ass silhouette
>>
>>69127516
World tworade Center
>>
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Really fucking like this prison art from the motherland.
>>
>>69127529
>>69127544
>you
>taste
>>
California is a very bad, hammy state.
>>
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>>69127587
>ham
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>>69127576
I am literally the /cum/ fashion icon
>>
>>69127523
There are clear set differences that you are to stupid to grasp every time I argue with you about this
>>
>>69127606
Thank G*d I'm not asking /cum/ for fashion advice
>>
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>>69127606
You're /cum/'s dog
>>
>>69127654
Why do you want shoes with some Legos glued on the side?
>>
>>69127606
>feet
>yellow fever

kys
>>
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Let it be known from now on:

/cum/ has a new member and is a German dog

It likes all type garbage

Do not pet it

Do not be gentle
>>
*fellates the doggo*
>>
>>69127619
What are the differences?
You're a cuck that doesn't want to be called one? Lmao at your pathetic existence
Hey maybe you're gonna be a baby daddy one day, have fun rolling dice to decide who's the father. DnD dice come with up to 20 sides.
>>
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>>69127861
*kicks you in the balls*
LEARN YOUR FUCKING PLACE
>>
>>69127910
Okay but can you stop avatarfagging you savage loser.
>>
>>69127942
B-but she reminds me of my wife u_u

Really hope she comes back
>>
*tells mex to keep avatarfagging and don't listen to the canadian*
>>
>>69127998
Just a random thought, maybe she left you because you're an avatarfagging loser who is up in the middle of the night to spout nonsensical bullshit online.
>>
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>>69128024
This corner right here
*urinates on corner*
THIS IS YOUR NEW BED
>>
>>69128024
>tfw forced to agree with sauerkraut
look what you've made me do taco
>>
>>69127861
Whatever mind your own business
>>
I hope I didn't scare Baja away
>>
I just nutted lol
>>
>>69128132
Nice bud tell us more
Thick or thin, how much, how fat did you shoot and where on? Gave it a little try? Was it salty?
>>
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>>69128082
You really think I'm gonna get serious with a bunch of anons who couldn't give a damn about what happens to me or my life?
>>
>>69128167
We couldn't give a shit less but there's most likely a reason she dumped your ass
>>
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>>69128132
Throw whatever nastiness you made on the corner

Dog's gonna love it
>>
>>69128199
Whatever you dumb fucking kraut nobody cares for you opinion bitch so fuck off
>>
>>69128109
i think you did, man
You have to be more smooth
>>
>>69128199
And you know what? At least I'm kinda married

But you? You are on 4chan posting niggercrap every day
>>
Kinda wanna suck a dick です。
>>
>>69128312
Are you a qt girl from Ontario?
>>
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>>69128312
Our german dog has one

Just saying...
>>
>>69128339
Qt boy from vancity more like.
>>
>>69128380
Looks like >>69127850 already has that covered.
>>
>>69128394
Oh well
Good luck finding a dick
>>
Really starting to fucking hate my family
>>
>>69128394
Are you a girl?
>>
>>69128550
How often do you meet a boy who is a girl? No.
>>
>>69128609
fuck off faggot
>>
motivate me to study
>>
>>69128625
I'm not gay I just want to suck a dick 'cus ive never done it before.
>>
>>69128276
In visiting my parents for the holidays and a big titted Taiwanese is waiting for me in my apartment with toes ready 2 be succed
You're married but have no toes to succ
>>
>>69128223
>when cucks gets pissy
>>
my 3 key on my top row wont work after cleaning my keyboard out and works for like 10 seconds after i plug it in
what do bros
>>
really starting to fucking hate my family
>>
>>69128732
Pop out the key and see if it's still good

Rubber dome shit? Go mechanical bud
>>
>tfw you aren't worth anything
why live
>>
>>69128803
its mechanical
if i press on it hard it repeats itself like this 333333333333333333333333333
>>
>>69128816
Fuck off faggot
>>
>>69128839
Then clean out the switch or something maybe it has shit stuck in it
>>
>>69128816
*strokes yr flaxen mop*
Hush now young child. The world yet tuens and upon yonder fresh horizon a bryter sun may yet break.
>>
>>69128848
wow fuck you nigger

>>69128867
thx anon
>>
>>69128705
>When bitches are bitchy
>>
What the fuck did they do to tf2
>>
>>69129107
Stopped playing that thing three years ago, best decision ever
>>
I really need some ramen right now

Is there any 24hr ramen shops in la
>>
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>>69129637
Are you the qt girl from Ontario?
>>
Why can't I sleep?
>>
>>69129794
Because you're a champion
>>
>>69129825
Damn it I want ramen and I rest
>>
i sometimes dream that i invested in bitcoin early and don't have to worry about money ever
im not sure it would help any
>>
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Man fuck white people
>>
Good morning friends :3
>>
I really fucking hate my family
>>
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>tfw you didnt go to sleep
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T2XPBqje4s
>>
>>69131024
Didn't get a wii for Christmas?
>>
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>drank an entire 40 in one night
dont know how i did this lads
>>
>>69131093
Nah i got something else
>>
>>69131169
Mommy an daddy are super duper mean to ya? :(
>>
>>69131108
Does 40 mean something different in Canada? That's barely over three beers.
>>
>>69131336
You know nothing about nothing, faggot

Literally fucking kill yourself
>>
>>69131345

he's canadian so i'm sure he means 40oz of cum
>>
>>69131409
Oooh so something weally weally bad must have happened :(
Why do you hate mommy and daddy so much? You should always love mommy and daddy. :)
>>
>>69131476
Nah man im fine with my parents 2bh. I mean they raised me and my sister like fucking trash but what can you do about it as an adult? Not much.
>>
Good morning /cum/
>>
>>69131732
Fuck you. Don't talk to me.
>>
>>69131783
*talks to you*
>>
>>69131732
>>69130624
guten morgen
>>
Check out these views
http://pastebin.com/sFBpNBeh
>>
>>69132699
No
>>
>>69132809
Check them
>>
>>69133036
>batemanpointing.jpg
>>
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I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
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Anime ?
>>
>>69133287
Hell yeah niggah
>>
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>>69133287
Anime.
>>
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Stop posting anime.
>>
>>69133948
Stop posting Varg
>>
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>>69133948

varg is anime too.
>>
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>>69133948
>>
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Did someone say anime?
>>
>>69124213
Why is New England the nicest part of the USA?
>>
>>69134188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36BNDJmt5ls
>>
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>>69134097
I said anime!
>>
>>69134188
because they are the richest. Especially Vermont and Connecticut.
>>
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>>69134097
They told me there is anime edition going on so I came.
>>
I'm a low empathy voter
>>
>>69134188
Because they're all Jews
>>
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