>united sharts of america
We are the worst country on this board
ever
>>69117975
>>69118037
you will never be able to outdo huemonkeys in self-hatred, so you might as well give up now
America? More like Americant
American Dream? More like American meme
George Washington?More like George Weighs-a-ton
You feeling okay?
>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
CANNOT FABRICATE
>be American
Haha wtf men u can't make this shit up
Texas? More like texass
>>69118995
New York?
More like New DORK
Ameriblubbers BTFO
Maryland? More like MaryLARD ahahahahahah
Florida? More like floridumb
This is not as funny as I thought it would be. Please stop
Delaware? more like underwear
Tennessee? More like don't see
Ohio? More like Oh hi hoe!
Vermont? More like vomit
USA?
More like
Southern Canada
Louisiana? More like Pooisiana
shit thread. saged and reported.
Michigan?
More like LEECHigan
Hawaii? More like Hawai even bother!
New Jersey? More like Poo Jersey
Pennsylvania? More like Pencil Anus Yeah
Good thread. Its comfy in here.
Illinois? More like stop that noise
>>69119645
THE S IS SILENT
Ameri[anything]
North and South Dakota? More like North and South Duuuuuhhkota
>>69119674
Finally a (you)
Also
Ill-i-doyyyyy
Fuck me we're running out of states
>>69119862
Kansas more like Cancer
>>69119862
I'll do cities then
>>69119862
maybe we can do presidents?
>>69119862
Canada is basically a state already, do them
>>69119985
William H Taft more like William H Daft
Andrew Jackson? More like An Jew Jackson
you're lucky I don't tell the eurofags what threads you get up to while they're asleep
This is the worst thread I've ever seen in my life.
>>69120125
Bitch ass frog poster
President elect Trump? More like Wetbacks can jump
John Adams? More like John Adumb
Roosevelt? More like deucevelt
>>69120125
Ill of scent and relatively low in terms of intelligence amphibian poster.
BURG
>>69119393
lol
funniest one
> united fats of fatfuckia
>>69120299
>>69120444
Cheyenne? More like check em
>>69120797
beisbol!
:D
think canada bantered them with such extreme wit that the fatmerilards have totally broken
>>69119645
Ilinois? More like ILLINOYING!
>tfw when fat and dumb
>>69119987
Newfoundland? more like never should've found this land
Tennessee?
Oh, it's the best state in the entire union. Carry on.
Oregon?
More like Poor-egon
Washington?
More like Never-take-a-bathington
Indiana?
More like "state I have not heard of because it is not mentioned very often".
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>be america
>fuck over my country
HAHAHAHAH JUST END MY LIFE