/brit/

Shitting right now AMA

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>>69116954

really want to join the military

i hate uni and i dont mind living on under 20k for the rest of my life ha

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>>69116954
V good edition

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Asuka.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38440648
CRYING
FUCK OFF

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I just feel fat after christmas

business idea: move out and live on my own so I don't have to celebrate christmas

>>69116932

there's this thing called insulation nowadays, keeps the heat in your gaff

also:

blankets
double glazed windows

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>fahrenheit

really like Leicestershire desu think he's my fav :3

>>69116967
t. never watched telly

>>69116998

Arse sucka

>>69117011
need a Bad Mother Fucker wallet 2bh

my mates got a kid and he's actually autistic, the signs are all there. but i don't think my friend knows, or maybe he knows something is wrong, but won't admit it.

should i straight up tell him his son has autism and that he should get a diagnosis from the doctors or what?

need a decent pair of running shoes

should i go down to jd/sports direct or the nice little running shop down the road?

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mind the gap birmingham

>>69116999
dont know

dont care

>>69117041
Me and you right fucking now.

Meet you in the Asda car park in Reading in an hour.

>>69117050
just say "yo i think your kids a sperg or summin"

>>69117054
kys

>>69117052
I take it the man kicked the ball very well tonight?

>no strong american boyfriend to hug me

ah yes

villa fans, and brummies in general, are wankers

Convince me that immigrants are bad

>>69117089
no u

getting a round in lads

what you 'avin?

>Im not racist. Also, racism isn't bad, so even if I WAS racist it wouldnt be a big deal. Also, racism isnt even real. Also, for calling me racist, YOU'RE the racist one. Also, FUCKING MUDSLIME SUBHUMAN DEGENERATES NEED TO BE DEPORTED OR SLAUGHTERED LIKE THE ANIMALS THEY ARE. Im not racist, though.

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>>69117088
you on the left

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>>69117089

HORRIBLE post

>>69117106
captain morg spice n coke please mate

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>why haven't you accepted islam yet?

how do you respond?

>>69117106
Pint o' Guinness plz

>>69117106
bacardi breezer pls

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>>69117050
my professional opinion is to leave it alone. soon as the kid's dad starts worrying about his kid being retarded is when the kid catches on and starts thinking he's retarded himself, and then it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy if you get my drift

lotta retards go through life without realizing they're tarded

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more like gorge michael amirite?

can you still put custom images on zippo lighters?
i want to put a cute anime girl on a zippo desu

>>69117106
pint of rickards

what would happen to your several terabytes of storage after you die?

will someone see inside?

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>>69117129
>believing in a magic sky daddy
heh, good one, maybe I'll start worshipping Odin too

>>69117129
>Enjoy pork
>Like drinking alcohol
>Can't be arsed

>>69117106
Depth Charge.

>>69117129
i have

>>69117129
just haven't mate

>>69117096

>work for cheaper than UK citizens
>don't integrate with the surroundings, just flood it with their own ""culture
>earn money and send it back home instead of providing for the economy
>block up places for schools, my little sister's first choice school was full at the time of application when i know for a FACT it's going to be at least 70% non-white british attending
>create ethnic ghettos that make you think and feel you're living in a 3rd world country

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With New Years right around the corner I'm sure a lot of you are scrambling for plans, just like every other year.

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#AllureTO

>used to try not to be racist
>learn about how South Africa and Rhodesia were completely fucked over

ah yes

think I'm falling in love with the escort lads

might ask her what she's doing come new year

>>69117192
don't forget Haiti

>>69116992
>not becoming an officer

>>69117065

Way too fuckin far lad I'm in Fife. I can meet you in Preston or somewhere around there.

>>69117181

these slags ranked:

2,3,5,6,4,7,1

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bye lads

tomorrow i have work and it will be a terrible day but hopefully after that it will get better for a while

see you later

>>69117224
7 is literally the hottest one you dumb FREAK

>>69117181
I like the one on the right with the choker

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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/hmp-nottingham-prison-officers-organised-whatsapp-fight-club-muslim-inmates-1597592

>A prison officer has been arrested and seven others suspended over allegations they goaded Muslim inmates until they needed to be restrained and "kept score" in a group text message.

>The officers at HMP Nottingham are alleged to have targeted mostly black and Asian prisoners, but also extended the abuse to white converts to Islam and vulnerable drug addicts.

>>69117221
Could go as far as Leeds to be honest lad.

Meet outside spoons in town in about 8 hours mate.

>>69117254
>brexiters will defend this

lads lads lads lads lads lads lads

what are we doing lads

>>69117254
I want to become a prison officer now so I can bully non-whites

>>69117180
>work for cheaper than UK citizens
the blame for this is on employers and lack of unions, population growth doesn't necessary mean lower wages, look at the baby boomer generation
>don't integrate
this leads to multicultural cities, variety in population, better cultural events, restaurants, music, festivals
>earn money and send it back home
still this money has to be sent through companies that take tax, also a stronger third world economy creates trade partners for us
>block up places for schools
wouldn't happen if school funding increased alongside population increase, also every child should have a good education including immigrant children for the future of our countries prosperity
>create ghettos
this problem is more due to how housing is set apart, if we had a better housing market, higher wages for workers and a better working welfare state these areas would look and feel much better and safer, case in point white ghettos are just as dodgy

>>69117224
Horrible post.
>>69117181
7, 2, 5, 1, the other 3 don't even deserve to be mentioned.

>>69117181
the two kneeling are the best desu

going to post my gimmick in /cum/

DELET

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>>69117295
>this leads to multicultural cities, variety in population, better cultural events, restaurants, music, festivals

muslim culture is so interesting

>>69117270

Alri la I'll ask me mum to give me a lift when she wakes up

>>69117192
Ahh yes blacks weren't completely fucked over under apartheid

>>69117181
>AllureTO
>All of the girls are white

Really doing a ponder on this one

>>69117331
Just looked at train fare.

Might have to give this one a miss lad.

>>69117326
most british people eat indian food regularly and lots of the hippy culture got their clothes from indian shops, so that was a clear influence, this is just one of the many cultures that have came and made britain their home

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Yesssssss Lad

>>69117361
aren't indians hindu

>>69117334
they were fucked with good intentions
look at those countries now

they're absolute shitholes

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*Can't draw Muhammad*
*Draws Allah instead*

>>69117361
Why do we need indians here to eat Indian food? Just as many people eat Italian food and we have nowhere near the same amount

Places like Japan have cuisine from all over the world and theyre 99%+ Japanese

>>69117379
>aren't indians hindu

check your privilege, scum

>David Pitt, 77, from Yorkeys Knob, north of Cairns, was bitten in his living room by the highly venomous coastal taipan.
great town name

>>69117390
*bombs externally*

Business idea: make foreign food with english chefs

where can i physically go to try and buy a new office chair?

dont want to order one online, seems silly

>>69117428
thanks

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>>69117390

>>69117387
this
it's such a shame too, Rhodesia ("""zimbabwe""") is on the brink of collapse. All that potential for a half-decent African country, gone.

Anyone here ever had an impacted wisdom tooth?

Assuming you had it removed, how painful was it?

>>69117394
because all the chefs are south asian and without immigration it would be really expensive like japanese food, if you want cheap takeaways then you need the immigration, can literally get a curry for like £4, try doing the same at a japanese restaurant

>>69117453
the pain of a thousand suns

>>69117387
The intentions were never good, If the whites were actually serious about apartheid ideology they would have created themselves a separate 100% white country but they couldn't go without the life of luxury they lived using black labourers, servants and carers

The whole 'homeland' shit was a farce and apartheid ideology is a load of rubbish used to justify exploitation

As we've seen they would have been better off creating themselves a 100% white country but they got greedy

>>69117453
I have four and I have to get them removed by surgery

>>69117379
lmfao its always a yank

>>69117441
Chairs R Us

>>69117459
Never mentioned Jap food

You can get pizza and other cheap Italian food for a similar price and we have barely any Italians

It's just fucking food, if we can teach people to be doctors, engineers and lawyers we can show them how to make a curry without importing 10 million 3rd worlders

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>>69117428
>>69117487
i honestly don't know

thought india was a hindu or buddhist country

>>69117295

It all depends on your political stance on it, i've lived in these type of areas my entire life, not awful tier surroundings but still privy to what i'm talking about.

>the blame is on employers

nobody is saying it's their fault, they're simply making the best out of their situation, they are the sole reason it exists though

>multicultural cities

i don't have a problem with a mix of culture, like central london, but it isn't that, they don't interact, marry or befriend really anyone outside of their genetic circle. My black friends makes comments about how many of one race of Asian you see.

>Still pay tax

I know a lot of immigrants earn cash in hand then send it home and, even if they do it conventionally it pales in significance to what we'd get back from them if they invested it back

>Wouldn't happen if school funding increased

Are you insane? I went to a primary school that was less than 5 percent white or white mixed, this isn't something that can be fixed with money. My sister applied for one that was 70% non-white and didn't get in.

>Create ghettos

They mass together because of the isolate nature of their religion and culture. Cheap housing in dense areas means non-whites flock towards it and reproduce, creating massive sprawling ghettos of one or two races.

Cannot stand most right wing movements like the BNP, EDL or Tommy Rob but just watch this, how can this be defended?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxSNeD7tbI

i still have 2 baby teeth at 21 yrs

>>69117508
vczsca`

>>69117529
Shan't be reading one word of this

john lewis is over priced to fuck

http://www.johnlewis.com/browse/home-garden/office/office-chairs/_/N-c6b?Ns=p_price.extravaganzaPriceListId%7C0

what kind of mug shops their?

>>69117519
>we have barely any Italians
haha

there's plenty of descendants of italians over here

but they all integrated

muzzies out

wenger out

wilshere in

howe in

just in enough of a stupor that my thoughts have become slightly foggy

love this point, it doesn't feel bad to exist right now

>>69117571
NOWHERE near the same level of Italian heritage here as the level of Indian, absolute delusion

>>69117552
It's called quality you stupid chav cretin

have been seeing a lot of cringey comments on youtube videos the past month

there is a high frequency of accounts with pictures of retarded pepe, regular pepe, and other memes posting these abhorrent comments

bit alarming

>It's okay to have muslim ghettos, and them flood schools and health care because curry is fairly nice

considering getting drunk

>>69117523
1) south asia is not the same as india, usually people say it they also mean countries like pakistan and bangladesh, it might help to look at a map after you read this
2) the food in pakistan and bangladesh is similar to india and restaraunts in the uk that are selling indian food are often selling bangladeshi or pakistani food or a combination of these countries dishes
3) pakistan and bangladesh are majority muslim countries, in india the population is majority hindu yes but there are also lots of sikhs and muslims
4) most muslims in the uk are pakistani or bangladeshi, therefore when you say muslim migration is part of why we have to many great indian restaurants, this is why, although many are also ran by hindus and sikhs

i hope this explains it

not been happy at all these past few weeks

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>falling for the Great Political Superstition

>>69117609

was so bladderated after villa won that i had to come and have a "drunk nap" where i regain motor control

woke up to the match of the day theme song

was quite nice desu

>>69117602
Debenhams isn't an overpriced Pound shop either.

Just found out because japan is 99% Japanese you can't get any foreign food there

I live in london

some cultures/groups honestly outright refuse to integrate and just create problems

others are alright

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get annoyed when europeans are like "yanks are ignorant and don't know anything about the world" while they couldn't point out more than 10 states on a map

not like i could point out 10 european countries but you know fair point

>>69117602
im rich beyond your wildest dreams but im no mug

>>69117217
I'm considering becoming an officer in the Reserves

>>69117598
no no

the italians have been here for centuries but they've integrated really well so you just don't notice them

>>69117626
rasheed

>>69117000
Yeah it's a bit of a faff ngl
I'm glad I've got a year abroad next year in a country that doesn't really do the whole Christmas thing

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>>69117665

>>69117626
sounds like you don't want to admit that """"""indian"""""" food is actually paki food 2bh

>>69116954
Why does it say (seven)

is that how the (number) gimmick started?

>>69117663
We didn't have significant Italian immigration centuries ago you absolute mug LOL

business idea:

put your interest as /brit/ on omegle

>>69117719
Wanna see my willy?

"2016 please stop!" -People who don't realize there will be plenty of death and despair in 2017 and beyond

>>69117715

it's exactly how it started, the director told the operator to put seven in as a joke so people who didn't follow the football much wouldn't confuse it for a 1

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>>69117709

will be binge watching Agatha Christie's Pwarrow tomorrow

Anyone here genuinely not interested in sex or relationships?

Why?

>>69117150

You'd be dead so it's not really your problem any more lad

>>69117745
2 fucking years and someone finally tells me

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>>69117750

>>69117697
Rasheed

>>69117760

igfs give me all the attention and love i need

and i have a really low sex drive

could wank to nudes and porn for the rest of my life and be happy

absolutely BOTTLED my first and only relationship

>>69117106
Rekorderlig Strawberry-Lime

*goes to Japan*
*tries to look for pizza but can't find any because japan didn't let millions of Italians immigrate there*

NEED a response

I'm healthy but the last time I ran my heart siezed up and vision went blind, what happened
Cardiac arrest?

What's Richard Hammond gone and done lads

>>69117760
involves talking to girls

>>69117394
Japanese food is expensive because its well known and has a high status

but you can still find cheap sushi

>>69117782
I'm actually going to China my little munchikin so you should've called me Bai Xiao Hong xxx

>>69117831
Outta shape fatty

>>69117717
not as much as the south asians but there was a significant amount of italians who came over since the napoleonic wars

During World War 2 there was a lot of Italians over here and due to Italy being part of the Axis at the time there was a lot of anti-italian sentiment around the country and a few riots
then we literally rounded up all able-bodied italians and put them into camps for the war

>>69117833
ur mum

>>69117790
Pizza is American

>>69117529
the problem is a shrinking population will bring other problems, i also think it is important to have a large workforce to run various industries, if there is a decline in birth rates then immigration is a good way to achieve this. i also think the drop in wages is largely due to employers, they would find ways to push for this immigration or no immigration, through oursourcing or lobbying government, i think the answer is not attacking migrants but to come together and unionise, this anti-immigration stance harms the workers more than it does the employers

>don't mix
i live in a multicultural area and i've dated south asian and east asian girls, sure some are traditional and dont mix and this is a problem but many mix too and i have friends of lots of different races, not fair to say they dont at all

>tax evasion by sending abroad
pales in comparison to tax evasion by huge companies, i'd imagine its actually really small if you looked at actual figures

>people attacking EDL guy
not seeing the whole picture, know people who have had their houses attacked by EDL, their wives abused in the street and so on, he is the face of something quite nasty so it doesnt surprise me

>primary schools
depends on the area i guess, i have worked as a TA in schools and the biggest problem caused by this imo is second language stuff but there are ways around this and is no more challenging than learning difficulties, if we had better funding or maybe (shock horror) new schools to account for the growing population then there would be no problem with places

all this just feels like a massive distraction from the real problem which is caused by tax evasion and lower wages from employers getting away with murder, this is what is robbing us and the rest is smoke and mirrors that they use to get away with it

>>69117848
quite literally thin and have to run often

>>69117860
FOY

>>69117846
the Chinese love christmas, they just treat it like a fun thing same as the Japanese

>>69117873
that's bullshit, my gf is a mainlander and says they register it at all

Business idea: diversity quotas for Asian immigrants, we already have enough Muslims and Indians so none of them are allowed to come until we have just as many Korean qts and Japs (never)

>>69117790
Pizza is pretty easy to find in Japan but good quality cheese is almost impossible to get and really really expensive
t. Japan expert

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Reminder that the janitor is literally a paki

>>69117873
But you don't get time off so I have the perfect excuse for not going home

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>>69117106
I'll have a pint of bitter!

>>69117916
haha

I remember you making that post

>>69117710
more like india is used as a generic term for the whole south asian region and what we know as indian food is more a mixture of different south asian cuisines, even within india there is enormous regional diversity and with the history of the region it is not surprising, you asked anyway m8 if they taught geography in yankland maybe you wouldnt need me to do so

>>69117916
Kek I remember that post

Charli is indeed a vile paki

>>69117106
cc & dry thanks m8

business idea: stop calling pakis and arabs asian. it disgraces east asians

>>69117940
>>69117930
wow you remember it do you??????? its like it was only two fucking days ago wasn't it???????????

do you remember christmas too??????????????

>shrinking population is problem because there'll be no one to look after the previous generation therefore immigration is essential
>automation is destroying jobs, tax employer more

pakis; hate em

business idea: make immigration easier for qt women under 30

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*shoots you to death*

>>69117950
hahaha dont remember a time when you werent a fat virgin

>>69117950
It's pretty hard to remember an individual post out of the thousands you read through a day

Calm down Rasheed

>>69117943
Middle East: Arabs
South Asia: Asians
Far east: orientals

Business idea: have more children and funnel money towards child care/maternity

need a willy up my bum but dont know how to accomplish this

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>2017
>murdoch's foxtel still only offers most of their content in SD
when will he die

>mill gets knocked down
>suggest to the council that the area be turned into a park
>they sell it to a housing development company a la barratt homes

ah yes

>>69117981
I remember individual posts from 3 years ago you stupid daft fucking low IQ twat

>>69117970
coumbine, i...

>>69117760
No and haven't been in a long time. Content on my own at this moment without having to deal with the needs of others, make compromises, etc. I think I just prefer being on my own.

>>69117650
I could name every state on your map. A chunk of my degree involved studying American history, culture, politics and geography.

Get rekt la

>>69117987
pull the other one

>>69117982
Technically Turks and Arabs are Orientals

Paki janny! Paki janny!

>>69117959
They did one of these back in the day too lmao

>We don't have enough people to do all the jobs! Bring over the pakis
>We don't have enough jobs for everyone, keep the mines open and subsidised

>>69117999
*presents cock*

milk me cowboy

>>69117997
>suggest to the council that the area be turned into a park

you stupid or what
you think they're going to miss out on all that money LOL

is it normal to completely give up on your aspirations around 30 and then become content to settle with whatever you can get until you die

>>69117959
>implying british factory workers will want to work in care homes
>implying employers will pay the same tax than a bigger working class will
>implying anyone wants to live in a society where the average person is 93

>>69117982
south asia is literally just india and the countries who swear they're not india though
indians pakis or desi (desu)

>>69117833
Tried to be funny but failed. Like always.

No one moans about the Chinese in this country yet they evade more tax than any other ethnic group and outright refuse to integrate or speak English in the street


t. 2nd generation cantonese

need a vagina up my bum

>>69117989
post bum and i will see what i can do

>>69118026
yeah

it's the same reason we stop caring about christmas. the possibilities of the presents you get as a kid are endless while as an adult, you couldn't give a fuck and will accept whatever.

>>69118026
Only if you're not attractive

>>69118021
leave janny alone you tight cunt

>>69118051
You being a 2nd gen chink isn't proof to substantiate your claim.

>>69118051
but their women are cute and every now and then if you are lucky they will let you touch them

>>69117997
Council near me turned the old pit site into a country park funded by selling about a tenth of it off to developers desu

>>69118024
The town is already full of new build developments, that's going to create problems in the future as healthcare, supermarkets, roads and schools will become overloaded.

>>69118051
they have a lot of cute girls though

>>69118051
at least they don't cause much trouble

>>69117866

see you live in a multi-cultural area with a melting pot of lots of cultures and races, what i'm talking about is places like Aston, Luton and Bradford where you see one or two races just completely dominate and populate an entire area, they don't mix or integrate and that's before you get to the problem of Islam being a anti-thesis to hedonistic british culture in a lot of ways

>Face of something evil, not surpised,

neither am i, but you can see how the entire population of this entire population is non-white british, and proud of it.

Tax Evasion and the employers getting away with murder is the foreground, but there is a massive problem with ethnic ghettos and the death of european culture, in which you're a racist, nationalist, right wing nutcase if you even talk about, and i'm not even white myself, i'm chinese-mixed.

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Kirk's apartment overlooking San Francisco bay was always my dream home

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would unironically wearing these shirts be too edgy?

"2016 please stop!" -People who don't realize there will be plenty of death and despair in 2017 and beyond

>>69118051
I fucking hate the Chinese here

Build a sea wall or something ffs

>>69118051
Funny that people care more about murder, rape and muggings than tax evasion

>>69118091
well maybe they could build more hospitals, roads and schools, then people can open their own shops to take advantage of the demand, if the population is increasing they you should probably keep building shit to keep up with it

>>69118051
non-mainlander chinks don't cause any trouble whatsoever, so that's fine

>>69117866
>>69118103
imagine reading these posts

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might lease it

>>69118082
>>69118095
No they don't lmao, chink ''''''''''women''''''''''' are atrocious

*puts dental floss over your eyes*

Can't shitpost now can ya charlie?

>>69118026
Always thought people gave up in their early 20s, might just be me

>>69118095
reminder yellow fever is a disease

>>69118126
you're an absolute bellend if you lease cars

>>69118081
Maybe it isn't, but I know of 4 significant Chinese businesses in the last 3 months in the North West area that have all been shut down for tax evasion - something like £15million in the last year. All of my family and friends only speak English to white people, and seem to go out of their way not to speak to whites in general

>>69118095
runt

What is the only temperature that is the same in Celsius as it is in Fahrenheit?

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>>69118007
rofl cool dude

*goes to study a map of europe*

get back to me in 10 minutes

>>69118051
how do I avoid tax

hankering for a wankering

>>69118122
there's a finite amount of space in the area and everything would already be in perfect balance if they didn't build newbuilds on the sites of old mills and fields

where are they going to build anything if all the land is full of newbuilds?

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Don't know any young people in their twenties who could be descibed as "affluent" or "posh" who aren't dentists

>>69118126
would look good in front of your Barratt new build

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>there will be plenty of death and despair in 2017 and beyond

Unironically a nihilist

might finance a maserati

>>69118158
Witty and clever retort, American sir.

>>69118141
its like renting a flat but better

>>69118051

The difference is Chinese cultural integrates perfectly with British culture, it's not invasive, it's often a welcome change and a nice pastime. You don't see Chinese ethnic ghettos do you, because they provide the opportunity to not have to create and live in shanty towns.

t. actual asian with slightly slanted eyes

>>69118156
-40

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>>69118051
>tfw the Chinkys in this country are always rude as fuck to me
>tfw the pakis and Indians are bro-tier in comparison and always strike up good banter when I enter their places of business

And yet Chinese are seen as a superior race. I don't buy it one bit.

Might finance a Patek Philippe

might finance a chickie meal

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Cannot believe I got a three day hotpocket on crimbo eve

>>69118110

would be fine if the text wasn't so edgy

not sure why you're buying a single tee shirt at the start of winter, it's jacket/sweater/coat season, unless you're a runt who spends a lot of time with his coat off in random gaffs, even then they're still shite

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Live footy at the pub lads

Anything worth watching?

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>tfw totally delusional
>tfw you have to face reality

>>69118186
my issues with asians are completely different from issues with blacks or Muslims

mostly that they buy up large amounts of property and form literal colonies.

In all seriousness though the average asian woman IS more attractive than the average white woman with their man jaws

>>69118164
so what we should just never build anything ever again for the rest of time? i think there is more space lad

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cheeky vending machine

>>69118236
Aston Villa vs Leeds United is going to be a corker

>>69118259
a prominant jaw on a gril is qt you puddingface loving nonce

Chinese:
>Natural betas, skinny, short, weak, not good at pulling white slags and crap at fighting
>Very low regular violent crime rate - nobody feels scared to leave the house because their neighbour doesn't pay tax or makes fake pound coins
>Don't have a codified belief that things loads of people enjoy like alcohol and bacon are immoral
>Don't blown themselves up

>>69118259
europeans are seen as the worldwide standard for beauty

chinese people literally bleach themselves to be white

evens i get drunk
odds i download a film to watch

>>69118280
What are you drinking?

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>>69118236

>not waking up early on thursday to watch villa - leeds

>>69118254
that's the mainlanders
they're shit

though in britain most chinese are hongkongers so they're alright and they run nice chinese chippies so you'll have one family of chinese plopped about here and there

>>69118259
no, most east asians are ugly
you just look at the ones wearing lots of makeup because you're an imbecile

why does new zealand have their own currency

how to make perfect chips

>rustic potato
>blanch them
>let them dry
>fry them in duck fat
>let them dry
>fry them again
>serve

>>69118259
>In all seriousness though the average asian woman IS more attractive than the average white woman
Relatively so wrong.

>>69118285
marks and sparks lager probably

>>69118270
what is this?

>>69118273
>>69118277
>>69118290
>>69118299
not an argument

>>69118264
the objective of life isn't to pave over the entirety of the country to see how many clowns we can fit in the car.

things should be built with reason and with moderation strongly in mind

>>69118230
sorry mate, i was under pressure and had to ban you

>>69118274

Literally pakis apart from the fact they do blow themselves up and have a high crime rate

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>>69118259
>tfw too heterosexual not to find women of all races attractive

>>69118287
>1145a
>early

>>69118299
relatively uncommon

>order curly fries
>get sent potato wedges

Literally happened to me twice from two different takeaways, weird

>>69118259
I don't think one is necessarially more attractive

I like tall girls with big tits, wide hips, light wavy hair, and more angled faces
none of which most asian girls have
though its not like I'm THAT petty.

and the simple fact is so many white girls are just trashy, either they are obnoxious and annoying to be around, or their fat/unhealthy or they're skanks caked in makeup

>>69118293
arrogance

>>69118259
t. diarrhoea-skinned individual

>>69118336

you have to travel to said pub and then get pissed before the game

you aren't just going to wake up and teleport to the pub drunk are you

>>69118335
>>69118353
>>69118359
no true goalpost

>>69118236
Villa leeds is a must watch

two MASSIVELY HUGE clubs both with GIGANTIC fan bases

>>69118274
literally invented kung fu

>>69118330
>Literally pakis apart from the main things people don't like about pakis

Brilliant insight

>>69118328
Don't worry lad
*tips you $0.00*

>>69118324
who pays for the very expensive aging population then?

>>69118315
meal ticket vending machine in japanese restaurant matsuya

>>69118296
na

peel and cut potatoes into pyramidal shapes, fry in oil in a skillet until dark golden brown, season with salt and pepper

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satellites are big

if you can't even get a white gf you stand no chance at getting a qt asian

>>69118352
>oh fuck some weirdo actually ordered curly fries

>>69118399
for you

>>69118375
>Have to invent a sport and spend years training in it just to try and get to the same fighting level as big strong anglos normally are

>>69118389
don't drink and drive

>>69118399
>white ppl

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>curly fries

>>69118363
How am I supposed to drive home if I'm pissed?

>>69118384
themselves? with the collective income that they should have earned throughout their life?

The problem that people in the UK have with immigration is Muslim immigration.

A lot of resentment that exists in modern Britain wouldn't even be a thing if the people entering the country were mostly Irish, German, Aussies or Yanks.

>>69118404
you're right tbf
>spent ages trying to get with very average chinese just to say that i have done so
>expected me to spend lots of money and text her all the time
>only slept with me on third date
>literally impossible to dump
can't imagine how much effort a real qt would be

Going on holiday again in a few hours.
I'll live shit post myself getting drunk in the airport bar again for the 2nd time this year. Happy Christmas lads.

>>69118339
The frequency of attractive women is about the same across Europe and Asia.
Lifestyle can fuck things up ie. Britain but aesthetically attractive qualities are universal.
Look at Korea and their plastic surgery market. Who do they want to look like? Other Asians?

anyone have the 'shit white people do' photo with the old lady doing the two thumbs up (the /pol/ version)

Anyone hear just simply cannot fit a party hat around their head?

Sharp fucks me off and angers me how small they make the bastard things

>>69118408
it would be very painful

BEGIN UR LUST

>>69118290
Mainlanders are more aggressive in terms of colonising and buying up the country/chinaforming it, but they are also much easier to get along with than Cantonese.

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saved these posts from a while back

>>69118454
Where are you off to this time?

am friends with one of canada's top karate fighters for her weight group and howling at the fact i could kill her with my bare hands if i wanted to despite her years of training

>>69118473
DESCENDING BEAR

>>69118454
Good man.

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watched a film set in the 70s and they put a modern car right in the middle of it

>>69118427

>going to the pub
>not getting so pissed you have to call a taxi

SOMEONE get me a the chase post right NOW

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>he's here

top 5 scummiest football fan bases
>leeds
>milwall
>birmingham city
>liverpool
>west ham

>>69118525
what film

post tunes

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need a Saigon gf

>>69118525
comfy as fuck

>enters university as a normal lad
>comes out of university as a marxist wanting to genocide all whites

ah yes lisciki

>>69118533
Cardiff used to be at least top 3 scum tier in the 80s.

I'd say behind maybe Leeds and maybe one else.

THERE'S A CLUB IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO

YOU COULD MEET SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LOVES YOU

SO YOU GO, AND YOU STAND ON YOUR OWN

AND YOU LEAVE ON YOUR OWN

AND YOU GO HOME, AND YOU CRY AND YOU WANT TO DIE

>>69118525
continuation error

>>69118433
what about the nhs burden that they create, as well as the ones who rely on state pensions (many have private pensions as well but still claim the state one), they are very expensive desu

>>69118487
The Netherlands

>>69118516
Thanks

>>69118525
average house in manchester

>>69118544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hxg1rY17I

@8558
all welsh are scum but not relevant enough to make a top 20 list

lost my brother to yellow fever. not a disease to take lightly

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the gf

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>>69118544

>>69118555
>as a normal lad

dunno about that

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>>69118459

WHEN YOU SAY "IT'S" GONNA HAPPEN NOW

WELL, WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN?

YOU SEE I'VE ALREADY WAITED TOO LONG

AND ALL MY HOPE IS GONE

Wish we could deport the entire population of Wales and replace them with Cantonese

>>69118518
Oh FFS. His body isn't even cold and these vile cunts are using it to promote their shit.