Hedgehogs edition
olives?
>>69113203
Is that Lauren "Spic" Southern?
chelsea will win the pl desu lads
could heem that hedgehog easily
Giving gifts The OA a watch lads
>>69113111
During peak hours we could probably hit 1200 posts before the thread gets archived. Making new threads at the bump limit is just for autists who want to feel special because people are replying to their thread
>>69113237
Ahh yes, the cultural powerhouse of Denmark
>>69113057
The dukes of Normandy owned jersey, they became kings of England but Normandy was lost to France in the 13th century - however jersey remained a part of the crown and thus a part of the UK (or at least, a crown dependency)
Going to sleep so I can stop being awake.
Goodnight lads.
>>69113255
fuck off janny
>"Great"
>Britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoB5BdXW020
me on the left
You cant use uk networks on the isle of man wowww makes u tink
>do you want me to lend you a blender
stop killing the mandem
>>69113306
POWER STANCE
Why is there no sound on MOTD?
Asuka.
>>69113226
decent looking fella, why is he homeless?
>>69113315
who me?
madting lads
>>69113248
me on the left
>>69113294
>"united"
>states
>>69113294
>American education
i'm a lengman lads
>football
*sniggers loudly*
highlight of the thread so far lads?
and when i put ah skeng on your head you start talking like gandhi...
the sooner i forget the absolutely insane series of events over this chirstmas the better
Shave my beard or not
>>69113349
>>69113376
The old thickness sickness methinks.
>>69113324
problem with bbc 1 hd england
Imagine we woke up in eachothers houses
Runt cage inspection
>announcing when you save an image
Autism
https://youtu.be/WdeB8hK-k2U
Me
>>69113203
Daily reminder that Lauren Southern isn't even really a conservative; she's just not pretty or charismatic enough to be a mainstream political pundit.
>>69113434
not saved
>work for 60 years until you die
aaaaaaah yes
the so-called "life"
RIP Nana ;_;
>>69113397
take some ket x
makes u forget stuff
shat 5 times yesterday and 3 times today, i know i ate a lot but this cant be normal
arsehole looks like a rabbits ear, its sore as fuck and my shit just flies straight out
>>69113374
Bisping is literally gonna get annhilated by this black guy, would be shitting my pants after his last performance against weidman if I was bisping
watched the film "compliance" yesterday
americans are stupid
>>69113349
It's incredible that the human body can even amass so much lard
>>69113418
>he doesn't have BBC 1 Scotland HD
>>69113443
bloody hell is she dead now too
let me read your palms
hmm, yes
says here you're a virgin
my gf likes to wake me up by doing a bare-arsed spread-cheeked fart in my mouth. is this normal?
the Polish gf
>>69113334
he's not actually homeless he just spends a lot of time outside
>>69113349
hog
>>69113492
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38440648
>>69113507
>gets job over american
>>69113498
Damn, can they actually read stuff like that through your palms? Never gonna have a reading done lol
thoughts on the so-called 2016?
>he has the virgin palms
o i am laffin
>driving through a suburb at 1AM on christmas eve with the boys
>hold down the horn for a good 2 minutes as we drive past all the houses
hahaha NORMIES BTFO
London? Oh you mean Wakefield-on-Thames
anyone remember the cuckio meme?
going to make virgin palms a meme tomorrow
>>69113562
Not enough posts or post chains on your charts, git gud son
>mum found the virgin palms
>>69113576
You sound like a normie.
America?
oh you mean the western Wakefield isles
Is this racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qeWqYNrS8U
>>69113602
it's not my chart, but i collect them
i attached it to post in the last thread but forgot to remove it
the Cheshire gf
>>69113562
jesus, i actually vaguely remember a lot of those posts
So the tip of my dick can touch the waist band on my boxers when I'm hard
doing a small bump of ketamine lads
>>69113576
>tries to wake people on the one night almost nobody is in bed
You're a clever one.
is newham any good?
>white people cant spit grime
Like ummm hold this L sweetie :) x
https://youtu.be/rWzXwoBkaC8
>>69113639
>harry potter
0/10
fucking hate work lads
cant wait for the weekend
cant wait for pic related on saturday nights :)
PHWOAR
>>69113612
>mum gutted out my pig sty of a room when I was out
>had a pile of crusty old wanksocks in the corner of my room
>got home and she was proper quiet
>tfw my mum knows i masturbate
>go out clubbing
>bouncer at door has his blue light out and inspecting people's palms as they go inside
>realise he's checking people's palms for virginity
>start sweating
>by the time he checks my palm, there's so much sweat he cant get a reading
>decides to let me in because I have managed to hide the virgin walk
ffs lads that was close
>>69113679
gift wrapping 99p bleach for the slags
>>69113664
>rorkes trying to classify wank like this as grime
fuck off
and whites can spit grime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFWfTjvNhvA
>>69113678
>folk
FOY
is this racist?
funny thread
enjoyed every post
>>69113717
me pointing at the nigger
>>69113678
So you are the utter twerp who makes shitty meme collages then?
FYI: You are the cancer of 4chan
>>69113727
what appears to be the problem
>>69113707
bleach?
>>69113696
enjoyed this post
>>69113707
enjoyed this slag
>>69113717
enjoyed this post
>>69113709
Mate it was only a joke don't cry lmaooo
Fucking sad case, not even a rorke I like grime
>>69113696
howling
nice one bruce
>>69113717
me on the right with the big ears
This country is fucked
next time im going to inject a huge dosage of ketamin in my muscle -way over my limit- and finally ascend into the sky
>>69113741
What's with this pose where lasses but their finger son their mouth like that. Is it supposed to be sultry or some shit?
>>69113756
>france
>developed
not so fast
>>69113747
yeah sound come wakey and say that
might become a rasta lads
>>69113647
Small dick that
everytime i get on the bus to go to work on Thursday, there's always these weird Christian mini comic books left behind on the same seat every single week
i've actually taken to collecting them, the content is fucking bizarre
i've even got one on why witchcraft is a sin
>>69113764
why is grandmas skin so weird? its so light....
>>69113756
Remove London from the calculation and watch us shoot up above Germany
Not the rest of our fault that they need to spend 1200/month on a 1 bed flat
right lads
grime artist it is then
so you just write shit and occasionally have it rhyme and talk really fast and generally talk shit about people?
>>69113576
I do this when I'm on the way back from a night football match and I see all the lorry drivers parked up sleeping.
Pizza is here! Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!1
IS NEWHAM ANY GOOD?
>>69113659
The place? Has one of the highest concerntrations of Muslims in the UK
>>69113738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIv02EYht-U
>>69113773
it's to show off their nails and to also distract the viewer from their asymmetrical face by covering part of it
>>69113764
phwoarr nanna was a right slag would have given her one, my three grandads were lucky men
>The "make your parents proud" meme
Ah yes, spectacular
>>69113778
fuck off you fucking leaf
im going to brick your fucking face in
>>69113796
cameras required a long exposure time back then
>>69113803
blud bet you can't even catch the drop on a riddim
you need to go to pirate radio sets to learn the craft if you ever want to make it big
>>69113797
Remove London from that list and watch us shoot below Greece you mean.
>>69113821
oh. shan't be visiting my cousin there then
>>69113829
MAN LIKE WILSSSSSSSSONNNNNNNN
>he has the virgin line
HOWLING
got invited out on christmas eve but decided to make excuses not to go, one of them pulled as well, meanwhile i was sat there posting on /brit/ and wanking to malaysian trannies
>>69113832
they lose hope the closer you get to 30
well, mom still loves me
dad finally gave up on me at 27
>>69113841
what about cheeky doggos
>>69113841
dogola was a banging meme desu wonder what happened to it
hate the fucking deer filter all the girls use these days
why are girls so fucking vain
>>69113695
I know this feel
>go away to university
>leave a bunch of wank tissues under my bed
>mum says she's going to decorate my room
>get back and my room is decorated
>check under my bed and all the wank tissues are gone
>she doesn't say a word about it
>>69113756
higher supply of labour, lower wages
brits wanted open borders with the EU and immigration, this is what they got
>>69113855
"real wages" is salary-expenses
Remove London and Britain is rich as fuck day to day
>fuck off you fucking leaf
>im going to brick your fucking face in
>>69113861
>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Deano in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
>get home, sit down with the missus to watch the X-Factor with the feet up
>wait for the missus to go to bed
>crank one out to some extremely overproduced Brazzers porn downloaded on my outdated BitTorrent client, addled with malware
>check my phone; 19-year-old has text me back a picture of her chebs
>forward it to Davo
>head upstairs
>slip in beside the missus in our comfy IKEA bed
>>69113832
Mong
>>69113841
>>69113843
Foy
>>69113850
Really unfunny post
>>69113861
Kys
>>69113864
Killed it
>>69113865
Good lad
>>69113858
Just to confirm
>>69113880
No it's not
Real wages is wages - inflation
Wages in London are far higher than anywhere else in this country
>>69113772
Only place you'll be going is into a deep deep K hole lad
No ascending out of one of those badboys
>>69113889
saw big nastie live once
he was smoking on stage and kept going hold tight wilson
>>69113841
>>69113764
>>69113741
>>69113867
haha upvoted :)
>>69113933
big up dan dan
>>69113841
feel like i posted all of these
>>69113879
Germany has a far higher rate of immigration
when your mate shows you a picture of his gf for the first time, what are you supposed to say?
>>69113878
It's pretty bad lad, funny thing is I've got another wanksock pile going now, might just have to sneak them in the wash or throw them away and buy a steady supply of socks
>>69113970
fuck m8, she's fit
feel like sharing her?
>>69113970
"shagged her once behind tescos"
>>69113970
You have to roast her lad
>>69113970
"Yeah she's nice mate"
>>69113970
Make a joke about having shagged her before aha
>>69113717
Me on the right with the disintegrating face
>>69113985
>>69113991
>>69113993
>>69113997
>>69113998
kek
>>69114008
kill yourself sexist scum
>>69113970
fingered behind oceana watford once
need the mandem killed
>>69113970
say you fingered her in a nightclub on freshers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzqkQPD-bMY
ok what accent does this fucker have
are there people who actually talk like this
>>69114008
wenches
>>69114008
*gives redddit gold*
>>69113717
Strange fruit hanging
talking to a cute trap on webcam on omegle :3
>>69113976
I've done the same thing.
Will probably flush them down the toilet in bulk while no one is in, before I go back to uni
>>69114074
screenshot
feeling sad
>>69114055
nobody talks like this in real life
>[Random cunt on your FB has shared "le things every normal person does meme picture]
>TOTALLY ME LOL! xx
>>69113970
my mate has a really fit gf and she's a nice polite girl too, he showed me a pic of her flashing her tits out, they were perfect, went home after that and wanked to her facebook pictures, don't talk to him anymore but wonder to his day if i should have asked for the picture
>>69114055
does anyone really have 30 minutes to listen to a guy talking about lovecraftian villians in video games
>>69114055
sounds like he's an American faking some gay posh accent
>>69114008
Haha made this joke about my sister yesterday looool
>>69114107
*kisses you back*
>>69114120
m-me, it sounds pretty interesting actually
hold tight all the wilson man inside
>>69114074
post it senpai
>>69114107
I don't use facebook
or any social media really
Business idea: /brit/ writes a 10 minute improvisational comedy routine and somebody does it at an open mic
Starting with this >>69114107
>>69113970
ask how good she is at sucking dick tbqh
>>69114164
edgy
SCREAMING at the audacity of yanks to make a /Brit/ thread
They should consider themselves lucky we allow them to post here
kathartic snares
>>69114092
unflattering screenie desu
alri virgins
*puts one hand on your shoulder and one on your hip*
*kisses you on the cheek*
>>69114164
>I don't use social media
is a red flag for "I hate it when I lose arguments"
>>69114184
hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaik1_tqIjE
funk funk funk funk
>>69114185
not much
>>69114184
need a better pic of her
>>69114210
haha cocaine humour bro look guys drugs so funny
neck yourself you little homo
>>69114229
dont care
>>69114201
haha what
i don't use social media because i literally do not care about what people i don't even speak to are doing
me on the left
https://youtu.be/vOx4EuvzKQw
Defund the bbc and liquidate the monarchy
>>69114244
whoops i forgot lol
>>69114248
dont make me ask twice
>>69114263
me desu
dont even really care about what my friends are doing
i have facebook but i dont have a single post or picture or anything on it and i dont use it
Business idea: Merge England and Pakistan
Oh wait...
>>69114233
lanky twat on the right looks like a woman
arsehole just made a sound like air going out of a balloon for about 5 secs straight
too nervous to video chat strangers on omegle
what am i like exactly
>>69113203
Get this jew out of here
>>69114270
s-sorry
>>69114268
seen it before mate
https://twitter.com/ShaneBrady1982/status/751364295955476480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>69114315
>DA JOOS
not an argument
>>69114320
Ugly. Also called you "dude" not good
which one of you was this ffs
is there a more telling sign of being a runtoid than "image.jpg"
>subscription to the economist and FT for the year : £1000~
>Pirate the economist, and subscribe to the FT kindle edition : £200~
>Savings : £800
This is why you runts are poor
oldest brother is such a fucking retard loser
25 years old and he's worked at grocery stores all his life, and a short stint at a car dealership (not a salesman)
he's also like $20K in debt with a bunch of maxed out credit cards and tuition loans (he dropped out of college 3 times)
fucking guy
>>69114320
hmmmm
bit weird
never used omegle
dont want to put my face there so that they can save it into the database
also i'd have to remove the tape covering my webcam and i cant be bothered haha
>tfw 6'4" and built like a gardening shed
>>69114240
t. nerd virgin who doesn't have the social connections to obtain drugs
HOWLING
>>69114184
>>69114320
hiding a good portion of his face just to look more girly, dont fall for it lad
going sleep night
tried cocaine once and it did nothing
>>69114349
>brother
that old chestnut
>>69114379
what you actually mean is you tried sniffing a white powder that wasn't cocaine and it did nothing
>>69114257
>>69114364
sort your lives out
and for the record i know somebody who can get me drugs, i'm just too intelligent to use them
>>69114201
why would I argue with these people over trivial nothing?
I still have accounts in case a friend messages me or I ever need them or something, but there's really nothing interesting for me on them to use normally. just twats reposting rubbish from meme-mills or blogging about trivial things in their life/the world
Parents are away tonight so I'm cranking the heating up all night
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1__6ft9y5c
would like to go on a vespa tour of Hackney
>subscriber to all the trap subreddits
>jerk off
>feel disgusted
>unsub from them all
Happens at least once a day
gee eef
>>69114421
Absolute madman
>>69114428
>jerk off
fuck off yank
>>69114428
now imagine having sex with a trap IRL
Hackney stabbing: Teenager injured in JD Sports
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-38436200
this is SO me haha
Can't play two handed piano anymore, am I retarded lads?
tfw no gf gf
im gunna skip 'her' desu
bored
>>69114432
bit chubby but I would
>>69114349
>tfw 25 yrs old
>tfw oldest brother
I only dropped out of communnity college twice tho.
I have zero debt and have worked an office job.
not sure what I am doing but I am doing it.
its like I enjoy engineering, but cba to actually go to school for it.
sorry for the blog
>>69114292
this
if I want to know what my mates are up to ill call them up
I don't give a shit what nonsense they do at home during the day
>>69114477
very good film
>racism is associated with lower IQ
>blacks are extremely racist
>also have lower IQ
fired up the ol' walnut
>>69114477
good
>>69114501
sort it
>Wake up after sugar crash nap
>banging headache
>Mouth as dry as the sahara
Ah yes, impressive
>>69114501
its fictional
>tfw your city in the news
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-38435874
>>69113900
Font
>>69114510
racism is right wing and right wingers generally have lower IQ
>>69114468
>tfw to intelligent too make normalfag pepe meme
got a party to go to for new year but all i want to do is stay home and post on the chon
listening to this while I shitpost on /int/ and /o/
also when do these santa hats go away?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPDd9cibY9A
>>69114530
is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vcqwq1fnHU
Hackney? More like blackney amirite lads? Haha
>Thailand is a nonce
>Greater London is black
>Bedfordshire is a bender
>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
>Israel keeps everyone pacified with porn
>Swansea is a women-hating turbo neckbeard lanklet attention whore who probably can't grow facial hair and will never have a girlfriend
>The aggressive Irishman can still not spell 'you're'
>Canadians are so awful compared to their stereotypes or even behaviour outside of the general that I'm led to believe that they are not real Canadians, or are all secretly Quebecois
>Mexico has posted dozens of times but has provided neither a single (You) nor a point of discussion
>Denmark is a communist in support of the EU
>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
>Lithuania enters the thread purely to hurl attacks towards the general population of the thread and our nation, then promptly leaves
>Devon moderates the threads (for free!)
>South Yorkshire posts hats
>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire
debussy is fantastic
>>69114510
>>racism is associated with lower IQ
That depends entirely on your point of view. Some extremely intelligent people in history were racist as fuck.
$50 amazon gift card, what should i buy
Are you watching MOTD with the (((kids)))?
what's the good word lads
might eat a banana
>>69114550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzNvicZWZ_A
>>69114578
>>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire
better not or i'll put you in the fucking hospital
the Red Star Today said that Left wingers are the most intelligent and beautiful people and also have the biggest penises
/brit/ is the kind of person who says we need to gas all black people online, but wouldn't be able to hold eye contact with one when passing them on the street
doing a colouring book
can't even keep in the lines ffs
>>69114578
I got a (You) from mexico lad once
>>69114578
What about hampshire
debussy
>>69114589
watching with my grandfather
>>69114584
its a pretty hard criteria to measure, and "racism" is so vauge that even if you have friendly relations with loads of people different from you you can still be a huge racist.
>>69114641
Lancashire?
don't you mean western greater wakefield
>>69114620
*slaps you across the cheek*
get yourself together!
anyone here ever stuck a finger up their arse then smelled it
>>69114619
why would you make eye contact with someone you're passing on the street
fucking weirdo LMAO
>>69114619
i dunno about that, i can stand anyone aside white english women
>>69114619
You are the type of person who says "/brit/ is the kind of person who says we need to gas all black people online, but wouldn't be able to hold eye contact with one when passing them on the street" but would instantly get heemed by me
>>69114641
Hampshire mentioned
>>69114661
Georgians are the best
>>69114687
yes thanks
>>69114642
absolutely french
should be listening to elgar or purcell
gona have a wank
then im gona have a poo
if youre lucky i'll be thinking of you
>>69114582
r8 my banter lads
have to write 'say
farts are fucking lethal today boys
>>69114584
outliers and race realism
black people are objectively dumber than other races on average, but there are also brilliant black people in history
Poo plotting
Wank wondering
>>69114641
HAMMY MENTIONED
>>69114687
only done it to girls tbqh
feeling down lads
>>69114343
Get free online subscription to both through uni
would you fuck off with this race discussion
it's childish and pathetic
>>69114735
farted and felt a bit of shit roll out about the size of a raisin
>>69114736
>black people are objectively dumber than other races on average, but there are also brilliant black people in history
>>69114750
Indeed
>feeling down lads
*is homeless*
*throws durian back in stupid blond bitches face*
>>69114764
something is wrong if poo rolls out your arse mate
>>69114343
lots of the economist content you can get online for free
>>69114736
I don't have to hate "the blacks" to not want to live in a neighbourhood full of them or not be on my guard when they're monkeying about
>>69114755
no gf?
should I lads?
external hard drives a bit dicky
Unironically born and raised in Kenya lads aha
feeling up lads
>>69114798
heem her?
ya
>>69114759
rasheed
Dear 69114799
Fuck off kraut (FOK)
>>69114789
can't stop shitting today mate so my arseholes about as wide as your mams fanny rn
getting quite sick of every second person claiming to have mental health problems ffs
going to have a wank in the shower
>>69114799
Piss off
>>69114814
turn off your proxy obama
got mental health problems lads
lads
>>69114791
i agree but it would depend on the class of the neighbourhood
modern times is more about how much money you have than what colour your skin is
>>69114795
>no gf
>boring dead end job
>no contact with family
>no friends and minimal social interaction
>lonely christmas
>nothing to really live for
usually im good at ignoring the feels but sometimes they just come full force at me, right now is one of those moments
feeling clinically depressed lads
>>69114850
I'm full white tho not caramel desu
I've found my purpose in life lads
high on life right now lads
hampshire is the strongest county in the world
fuck anime
>>69114838
literally everyone i know irl claims to have had depression
im not trying to be a dick, but i just don't believe most of them desu
need to die
>>69114798
ye i would, dat bod
Dear 69114859
>ignoring hampshire
>>69114736
it's weird because all the niggers i have ever known have been extremely stupid or exceedingly intelligent. there is never any middle ground
wish it was 2004
North Yorkshire is the GOAT county
nothing anybody says otherwise is true
Going to go shopping tomorrow
posting screenshots of tinder sloots
>>69114911
i want to go back to 2005-2007
oh god i want to go back so badly ;____;
want to start posting yuzu but itll go down poorly with someone
>>69114902
agree completely, some people just decide they have depression because they get a bit down occasionally which is completely normal
i am a human and not a robot, in no shape, manner or form and there is no way you can prove otherwise
>>69114947
need a do-over of this thing called life desu
listening to george michael and dancing around my room naked with a boner lads
>>69114941
please stay there
consumerist drones
>>69114944
ayy lmao
>>69114941
1,2,4,3,5,6
calle
>>69114944
>NYU
>studying art
>>69114867
i'm feeling the same mate
trolling omegle to find something or someone to talk to, but no joy
>>69114983
Useful idiot
>>69114963
Same desu... didn't really know what I was doing the first time
>consumerist drones
You're some depressing cunts, cheer up depression is all in your mind
got a love-hate relationship with coke
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
>>69114867
If you have time and money for it, try a mixed judo or some other martial class. It'll give you a small purpose, social interaction and will get you around girls. And you'll learn something useful.
doing awful farts under my covers and my dog is lying under there
wonder what he's thinking of the smell
luv 'ampsherr moi lads
properr big turnip
>>69114992
>fucking the amputee
Lel
got a love-hate relationship with pepsi
>>69115036
>If you have time and money for it, try a mixed judo or some other martial class
no
heir of carthage
>>69115002
thats a bog dig
>>69115020
have an urge to buy more from the dark web even though I already have enough for NYE
going to resist the temptation
>>69115020
is it normal for tap water to smell weird after a coke binge
Are the women easy in the UK?
>>69115020
prefer pepsi
>>69115053
>amputee
am I missing something
>>69115034
You're not welcome. Not welcome at all.
>>69115040
Like to build up my farts under my covers and then have a big whiff once I've filled it right up
>>69115086
>that complexion
"""""21"""""
LegendofTotalWar
>>69115077
how much is it costing you for a gram for example
>enjoys early mornings and intellectual conversations
>>69114859
ancient gimmick
>>69115086
"""2"""1
>>69115034
just got into bed :x
>>69114963
You've got a chance to do over the present before it even happens
>>69114854
T H I C C
>>69115086
the hog enthusiasts Kylie Jenner
>>69115043
>harvard jumper
>mentions harvard in bio
hmmmmm i'd say avoid
prince of macedon
post yuzu
>>69115106
Legs?
>Drug runts are in this thread RIGHT NOW
lmfao at the utter STATE of your existence
>>69114814
brits born in africa are always billionaires
does your dad have some sort of mining company
>>69115140
me in the middle
>>69115120
got 5g for £150 in some madness xmas sale, this was from some really good vendor in Amsterdam
but it's usually 60-80 a gram for the good stuff which has been independently lab tested
>Get invited to assessment centre for civil service
>Try to log in to check what date I'm meant to be there
>No record of my account, all that work for nothing
ah yes,
looks like a willy is in the place of where my willy should be
thread is moving exceptionally fast
>>69115140
Would
>>69115140
seems like a nice, and well rounded individual
£3k if someone comes and blows my brains out?
>>69115154
>>69115160
about the same as street prices then. but i imagine the quality is 10x better.
how do i even go about doing that? getting TOR and finding some IPs?
>>69115166
unlike my progress in life
>>69115195
>>69115198
/r/darknetmarketnoobs
>watching anime
>mum walks in
>quickly minimise the window
>>69115187
will never understand why this would not be legal
don't you dare lads
>>69114861
my cousin in law got knocked up by a fairly normal and nice seeming black guy
after two years he left her and recently I found out he'd ended up in jail for murder
>>69114332
she is a retard who just parrots what every other alt right autist says
Dad once asked me whether I like sausage rolls on the tube to London once.
I was so mortified and he was totally oblivious.
>>69115156
4chan is a drug
don't fool yourself, we're all degenerates
have a theory that all of the 'good yank posters' are all just one person (football yank)
business idea: start learning to play piano now and become one of those twats who plays pianos in french airports and ends up on youtube
>>69115203
Wouldnt
>>69115187
>get mugged at knife point
>beg the guy to stab the shit out of me
>he get freaked out and runs away
fucking pussy
>>69115216
no this is the new waifu
or at least subsidiary waifu to moggers and are kaz
love tall skinny white gyals tb h
>>69115140
>that outfit trying to hide her square masculine body
stopped posting for a day and started having /brit/ withdrawal
>>69115233
>>69115243
might(won't) make a compilation of all the good yank posts for a few threads and then see if this theory is true because i've thought it too
>>69115248
did this happen
>>69115254
>no face
hmm
>>69115266
missed you x
>>69115226
>live by myself
>Watch anime on my 42 inch TV with no fear of intrusion
>come home for christmas
>hunched over my laptop, screen facing away from the door, hand on mouse, constantly hovering over the X button
GIVE. ME. BACK. MY. PRIVACY REEEEE
>'Clean Brexit' could save UK £450m a week, claims pro-leave group
what did they mean by this
>>69115272
unfortunately
is fat gain a linear process or an exponential one?
have a method
im 5'9" and over 12st
>>69115254
me too
I hate how (((they))) are pushing stumpy fat girls with huge asses as the new "beauty"
disgusting
*they = yanks
George Michael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSff0Ami-3E
Tits or arse lads?
There is one (1) correct answer and it is NOT both.
>>69115280
same girl here >>69115203
>>69115315
Same 2bh
>>69115298
A clean Brexit is the opposite of a dirty brexit you silly paddy
pushing out a Clean Brexit
>>69115226
>>69115297
is anime porn
built like a brick shithouse
>>69115322
I'm a breast guy but I rate arses
>>69115254
>>69115316
t. pedophiles
got the really nice taste in my mouth again lads
love when this happens
>>69115322
tits no question
>>69115322
Legs>Arse>tits desu but it's close
>>69115350
you are a catamite
built like a cornish astronomer
who here /hot older sister/
HEARTS ON FIRE
>>69115322
Personality
>>69115298
>Clean Brexit
another new meme term
i'm backing this, if we're leaving the EU then of course we have to leave single market otherwise what's the point?
>>69115322
if i had to choose just one id choose tits
>>69115338
worse in terms of implications if you're cafootpathught
a cute
Would rather have a lass with a nice arse and B cups than lass with DDs and a flat Hank Hill arse.
>>69115370
can I shag her?
>>69115350
Jizzed in your toothpaste x
ah yes let's form an opinion on his death before we know anything about the circumstances
very good
who here /hot younger cousin/
How do I make a move without it being weird?
>>69115358
BAD rating
tits > legs > stomach > hair > neck >ass
>>69115370
introduce her to us
would love to chat her up m8......
>>69115400
t. all my mates
>>69115298
I prefer a dirty brexit
>>69115370
Are you the ugly little sister parents have to pretend to love just as much as the better one?
>>69115393
what does she have against dfw?
not very /lit/
*surreptitiously googles catamite*
t-takes one to know one
im losing track lads
losing
fingers literally smell like poo but I havnt gone near my arse since I smelt them an hour ago and they were fine then
??
>>69115405
owen jones is a very good writer lads
If you chose tits you are correct.
Tits are not only shit free, but also cannot be worked on by going to the gym and dieting, meaning they are a 100% guide to fertility.
Arse is also nice but it is a shitpipe and can be worked on.
>>69115420
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