/brit/

fuck white people

eaten such a huge amount

but fuck it yakno, going to eat some leftover desserts :)

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SO P H I E !

what would happen if you got drunk as fuck on a plane?

or would they cut you off before that happened?

hope the dane/german had a depressing lonely christmas

>>69106317
thats my name

LADS

http://www.strawpoll.me/11960460

http://www.strawpoll.me/11960460

http://www.strawpoll.me/11960460

15 seconds to summaries Britain in 2017 and beyond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz5nffW5z8g

KEEP FEELING

FASCINATION

passion burning

love so strong

>>69106318
>he's never been on a flight to zante with the lads
imagine being a leaf lmao

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/britishgf2017/

>>69106317
3,2,1

>>69106220
>>69106023
why haven't we found any evidence of extra terrestrial life?
NASA can tell me how many grains of sand are on a planet 10 billion light years away, but can't give 1 (ONE) single piece of evidence for aliens.
ye mate sure

do you know how many conditions a planet has to have to support life?

>>69106318
>being drunk on a plane is literally a dream for leafs
wew

How does Boxing Day work lads?

Does your lord/baron go to each house or does he drop off his unused boxes at one location and you all split it up?

>>69106295
I get to fuck, yes

anything good on radio tonight lads?

rinse/NTS/radar etc.

>>69106413
>dream

know your pozzhole is deep but didn't know you could pull shit like that outta there

>>69106411
weak b8

>>69106403
spoiler that hog

unironically scared of flying

will never go on a plane again

>>69106422
One of his knights leaves it behind in our hovel after they and their horse have finished ravishing our wife and/or children.

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DAN DAN

>>69106447
You're flying on a giant rock through space at literally millions of miles per hour.

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:(

>>69106467
Orbit is controlled by gravity

It's not flying - it's falling with style

>>69106403
creamy

>>69106447
pussy 'ole

Might make a Soapbox

>>69106336
they call him the DangerMan

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>>69106403

>>69106452
Get anything good?

https://youtu.be/gp5JCrSXkJY

fucking anthem

>>69106471
Putin must be brought to justice.

>>69106411
Doesn't our solar system have a really odd arrangement too?

Like, typically the gas giants should be close to the sun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJsTbYKTBH4

do you miss the Meh decade, lads?

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Just drinking a big gin and tonic lads.

I don't think it's a gay drink.

Building up an appetite for my boxing day fry up of roast potatoes, veggies and turkey. It's better than the christmas dinner.

Pretty comfy, all-in-all.

you know that feeling where you're sick and your body feels very sensitive to touch?

is there a term for it?

>>69106502
atrocious post

>>69106511
No, the gas burns off when it's too close to the sun leaving the rocky core

>>69106527
dumb phoneposter

>>69106505
Nah, cunt got me the normal iphone instead of the rose gold one.

Might lead a peasant revolution.

>>69106440
The state of this attempted comeback

>>69106547
I was being serious desu.

need a poo

going to do one

>>69106266
>Clinton News Network
>Trumps cabinet

>>69106536
being gay

>>69106403
how do fatties have such perfect skin

>>69106546
alri chubby chaser

>>69106564
>his dream is to "banter" people on 4chan

howling

>>69106536

Autism.

yanks are vulnerable

>>69106506
kino 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4TOYp0_6lc

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>>69106156
Modern capitalism.
>>69106198
on free-to-air t.v. or by subscription?
>>69106202
[see image]

>>69106597
And willing ;)

>>69106403
fat or not i would demolish her

on sale lads

https://www.amazon.ca/Alex-Stevens-Hannukah-Sweater-XX-Large/dp/B00NIN4N04/ref=sr_1_112?m=A3DWYIK6Y9EEQB&s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1482782361&sr=1-112

ah lads you're all a bit mad but you never fail to brighten my day

bless you all

>>69106591
Lad, you literally can't conceive being drunk on a plane. State of you.

https://youtu.be/VHJeqPVGTUY

>>69106535
I stayed at my sister's yesterday and I've just realised that I forgot to take some of the christmas food home with me. All I've got in the fridge is some sausages and potatoes, fuck

>>69106588
>that
>chubby

you're living on a different planet sunshine

me and the lads waited and waited at the aston tavern today

but football yank didn't show up the fucking bottle job

knew he was scared shitless

done nothing all day but i'm still shattered lads

>>69106641
ummm try again sweetie xx

>>69106535
gin and tonic is the bollocks
will heem anyone who trys to tell me its gay

>>69106604

>>69106634
did you fuck her

>>69106527
'You' beat 'them' before because the Ivans were willing to die en masse for it. Now the Ivans are on 'their' side, how does that make you feel?

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Need a common slag gf

I am the fag-master and you are all my fags.

Drinking some vodka ladssss sh'wey aye im fucking mortal me like

might buy an istick and a wax atomizer

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>>69106633
bin this planet and start over

>>69106687
sort us a fag kid left mine at home

>>69106632
>his dream is to win this argument

state of you

>>69106672
No but we skinny dipped together a few years ago

>>69106357
HOT

>>69106682
me too, i think im too feminine looking for girls like that though

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evening lads

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>>69106633
wojak's lost his marbles

>>69106711
did you slip one in

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>>69106648
Sorry laddo, I've been sick the last few days

Need to stay inside with my cuppa and watch the footy nice and cozy

>>69106734
delt

>>69106607

on netflix.

ahve you ever seen it? it's an interesting show about advertising executives

my dream is for leafs to shut up and fuck off

still makes me howl that they feel above yanks

they think they're one of us hahahahhaha

creamy

>>69106633
ayy lmao?

(no but seriously what the fuck is that thing?)

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Quizmaster Jimmy Carr tests """""A-list""""" comics Richard Ayoade, Rob Delaney, Mel Giedroyc, Sarah Millican, David Mitchell and Romesh Raganaganaganaganaganaganathan's knowledge of 2016, in weird and wonderful ways

>>69106734
>pickelhaube
>nazi-era uniform

hhhmmmm this one's got my autism flaring up

fucking kip of that leaf who can't comprehend getting pissed on a plane

dear oh dear, what a sheltered life leafs lead

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How did you lads celebrate Jesus (PBUH) day?

>>69106740
love you really haha hope you feel better soon and santa brought you everything you wanted xx

>>69106738
No but it was kind of hot, we were drunk and it was the first time I saw her naked for a long time. I've fucked my cousin a couple of times though, she's a complete nympho

>>69106784
Why would he need fertiliser?

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>>69106633
does wally know you've left the temple?

>>69106784
What's wrong with Ayoade?

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>>69106743
alri

>>69106791
hehe

>>69106736
he's really gone down hill recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9sNfBWP8H0

>>69106784
BATMAN!

>>69106709
>he thinks he has any standing in the world after admitting that being drunk on a plane is inconceivable to him
>He's so desperate to "win" an Internet "argument" that he's resorted to repeating my words back at me
State of you. Quit while you're behind.

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>>69106633
THAT SMUG FUCKING FACE

FUCK I WANT TO CAVE HIS FUCKING SKULL IN WITH A CINDERBLOCK THIS USELESS PREENING WASTE OF CARBON AND OXYGEN

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>>69106815
>I've fucked my cousin a couple of times though, she's a complete nympho

>>69106815
quick, what region of the UK are you from?

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>£12,000 rocking horse

>>69106815
hot

My nephew is such a spoiled brat, he literally had over a grand spent on him for christmas presents but he still moaned cos he didn't get Battlefield 1. He's a typical only child.

@69106756

we don't think we're brits, we're better than brits.

we have British wit and intelligence, but unlike brits we are not effeminate wankers. We have a stoicism and an outdoorsmanship that most brits think are reserved for hosts of tv nature shows.

A thread about nothing...

why do black people love brandy so much?

>>69106748
I saw it on B.B.C. 4 and R.T.É. 2 when it was shown on there.
Yes, very stylish and that Christina Hendricks, hnng.
I didn't see all of its episodes

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Ah yes, british """"men"""""
*the sounds of almonds activating reverberates through the wind*

>>69106809
Cheers m80
Merry Xmas and Happy(?) Boxing Day

Enjoy the win with a few pints for me

>>69106633
ah yes the so-called mental breakdown

might have a wank in the living room

Thoughts??

>>69106860
Not Norfolk

>>69106928
do a kitchen wank instead

>>69106901
>we have British wit
couldn't be further from the truth
i bid you good day

>>69106740
almost bought that jumper, glad I didn't now

>>69106960
why

the british dream: getting drunk on a plane

howling at the state of you

https://www.instagram.com/effydarling_/

thoughts?

>>69106946
how do you say norfolk in britain

>>69106903
Cos they're slow drinkers

>>69106852
literally what the fuck is wrong with him? plastic face?

>>69106912
>These are the so-called hard cunts who post on /brit/

>>69106634
Aw man you should come round, got a ton of stuff in here.

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>>69106901
>we are not effeminate wankers

you have one of the least threatening accents in the world mate

you could go up to the biggest weef in england and try to start a fight, they'd laugh in your mug and clatter you - no qualms

>>69106946
whats wrong with norfolk, at least it aint suffolk

>it's a "anon gets really drunk and boisterous and makes a twat of himself and then spends the whole next day hungover as fuck and relentlessly cringing at every he did" episode

>>69106975
alri lad im not a fucking wank salesmen do whatever you want but keep me out of it.

>>69106978
fail to see how standard behaviour is a dream desu
fucking leafs i swear to god

>>69106784
Is it up on Youtube? Have to admit that I'm not a huge fan of the guests this year apart from Mitchell though

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>>69106983
nor-fook

>>69106928
love giving the toilet a wipe down and sitting on it with the seat completely up, arse is freezing but wanking feels so good

>>69106983
'norfolk'

what are the best pub quiz team names lads?

big fan of 'norfolk and chance' personally

>>69106656
Fuck yeah, with tons of ice and lemon.

>>69106965
But it's cute

>>69107012
>look how trashy i am haha im so le drunk all the time

fucking state of you, give your head a shake

>lazing around house
>decide to put trousers and dress shirt on
>it's actually pretty comfy

might change my whole wardrobe to just dress clothes desu

makes me look like i actually have a job too

>>69106978
>the british dream: getting drunk on a plane
>what would happen if you got drunk as fuck on a plane? or would they cut you off before that happened?
lmao

>>69106997
There's a lot of incest there apparently

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Who here is /re-watchingWalesv'sBelgiumonBBC/ ?

football yank should be knighted for services to /brit/

>>69107048
Trousers are proper comfy desu, the silk feels nice

>>69106983
nor-fuck

>>69107020
>>69107028
naw-fik

drunk on a plane lads ama

i am SO trashed haha british blood through and through

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i must have eaten and drank like 10,000+ calories since yesterday morning jesus christ

>>69107030
universally challenged

>>69107048
why post this again m8

>>69107043
>what would happen if you got drunk as fuck on a plane? or would they cut you off before that happened?

>>69107030
the boipuccis

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>>69107057
Pic

>>69107066
Peng

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choose your aesthetic

Mornin George.

George?

>>69107092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

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>>69106901
>we're not effeminate wankers

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

guys what would happen if you ate a packet of smelly crisps on the bus? or would they tell you to leave before that happened?

>>69107075
>what would happen if you got drunk as fuck on a plane?
>or would they cut you off before that happened?

>>69107082
cause i didn't get any (You's) lad desu

>>69107076
tis the season laddo
nobody will think worse of you for it
except me, but I'm a prick

>>69107110
>when a fedora just isn't edgy enough

>>69107110
>Prussia
>fascist

>>69107122
Trannies with massive square heads always make me giggle.

No matter what he'll always be a dude.

business idea: snakes on a plane sequel: drunk on a plane

If gender is a social construct why do trannies need to take hormone pills

>>69107124

you realize even weedman could trash you.

how does that feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-2dqMaf4-w

fuck sakes lads

just got kicked off the plane for being drunk with my mates on our holiday to zate

>>69107180
>tfw no genderqueer hormone supplements
fucking patriarchy I tell ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRcyFS7Bgk

me on the plane getting drunk

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>>69107110

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>>69107122
don't think I want to click that

>>69107110
>no shako

looool

45ml of vodka has 92 calories, rum 97 calories and gin 110 calories

>>69107180
>He doesn't want soft smooth skin, less body hair and tits
Don't see any reason not to take them tbqh

>man can just chop his dick off and suddenly a female
>feminists support the trivialization of womanhood

Literally just realised the only reason feminists support trannies is because it achieves their ultimate goal of eradicating men

>>69107206
wouldn't they cut you off before this happened?

>>69106992
Thanks but nah, I'm nursing a ridiculous hangover :(

>>69107228
you're gay

>>69107206
Blame it on trump. Everyone's doing it.

*shoehorns in diversity on /brit/*

>>69107143
cannae control myself lad, just in the christmas mood, i feel like shit already though

>>69107228
SLOW DOWN LAD, YOU'RE GONNA GRT KICKED OFF THE PLANE

>>69107228
you on a plane lad?

just got chucked off the plane kmt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRV_0KxPw-E

>>69107260
scared?

>>69107264
*shoehorns in christmas cracker shoehorn (the best cracker present)*

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>>69107234

>>69107279
I'm flying this plane into the taj mahal.... with no survivors

>>69107228
Why is gin more than rum?

fucking hell lads
was flying to new york with the gf for christmas but after getting half way there they had to turn the plane around to kick us off because i got too drunk

>>69106901
Canada is more urbanised than the UK. You're all gay left-wing ambigendered post-cultural half-Asian leafs living in bland Yank copycat cities. The only people who live outside of cities (or more than 10 minutes from the US border) in Canada are natives/eskimos

>he's never crawled off a plane absolutely steaming

baka

>This leaf trying to save face by playing along with everyone laughing at him
LMAO

>>69107110
has the Klan mask ever not looked goofy?

doesn't really strike fear into my heart, just looks like a blanket sheet with holes cut out lmaoo

just had one of the best wanks of my life

came so hard i nearly shat myself

>>69107289
You'll be scared of me when I leave your mum in a wheelchair

>>69107234
good
chemically castrate yourself lad, you're doing the world a favour

>>69107286
selly

>>69107324

hahhhahahahahahahahah

just downed a 26 of 'ka on the plane lads

how british of me

>>69107330
innit, fucking well sad

like that lad at school that would join in with the jokes when people bullied him

lowest form of life possible

>>69107330
What a nerd haha

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For me, it's Somali gfs.

>>69107347
youre gay

>>69107374
Was this you?

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Stay safe out there lads

>>69107394
Somalis and Ethiopians are the most beautiful Africans by a fucking mile tbqh

>>69107402
How can I be gay when I shagged your mother so hard she ended up paralyzed in a wheelchair bro? Go wipe her chin will ya, this time it doesn't have spunk on

>>69107394
hate the normie runts who take these kinds of photos before formals

>>69107407
B A N T E R
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T
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>>69107427
Are you an actual blind man?

>>69107271
https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/813444574278520832

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reminder that leafs can't go down to the offy to buy beer

they have to go to government controlled 'beer stores'

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ah yes, my mother lads hahaha the british dream

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3973526/Drunken-British-mother-toddler-thrown-BA-flight-Tenerife-demanding-alcohol-plane-runway.html

>chicken shops are full of pakis who don't wash their hands
>just know that cause it's halal my money is probably going towards some hamas rockets to blow up a few jewey fellas
>can get a meal for like 2 or 3 quid and it's actually fucking delicious

can't resist it lads, fuck

>>69107407
>spaced lettering and japanese letters
what is this meme?

>>69107427
nah fuck off they look inbred

>>69107457
Really? wtf so they can't even go down to the paki shop to get a few tins?

>leaf asks a daft question
>throws his toys out the pram and goes into a spastic fit when people take the piss

>>69107450
no

east africans have sharp, attractive features

west africans look like flat-faced monkeys

stay safe out there lads....they're trying to hold the british man down....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3791730/Girl-kicked-flight-Ibiza-not-racist-row-fellow-passenger-drunk-claims-relative.html

>>69107457
legit?

>>69107457
what about at the airport?

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need one of these tbqh

>>69107443
you made up a story and use it as proof you're not gay! thats a gay man's tactic!

>>69107500
of course not

corner shops are dry as a bone mate

>9gag acts superior to cheezburger.com
>reddit acts superior to 9gag
>/brit/ acts superior to reddit
>_____ acts superior to /brit/

who is it?

got kicked out of Harrods once

AMA

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the absolute state of this leaf

>>69107457
>lying

ah yes

https://www.metro.ca/en/products-to-discover/beer-wine/beer

>>69107467
Remember Churchill's words, anon. You shall never surrender to paki meat.

>>69107427
doesn't say much lol

going down the government sanctioned beer store lads

>>69107523
oo, it's a shark

>>69107538
8ch@n are pretentious wanks

*stores milk in bag*

ah yes this makes sense

>>69107523
awful
looks like something a leaf would wear

>>69107538
/éire/

hey

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>>69107457
>The Beer Store
Sounds like something out of South Park

Leafs are beyond parody

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haha beavers lmao

>>69107538
Canada tries hard

>>69107583
this

>>69107500

it depends on the province

I can get booze whenever I want

*obeys sharia law*

>>69107538
/epl/

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>>69107457
beer store is an ontario thing
on the east coast you mostly have provincial liquor commissions and breweries that sell it but there are various other places that are licensed
just not paki shops and whatnot

>>69107500
no it's awful, but it's not like it's overpriced or anything

business idea: breathalysers on planes
everyone on the plane must take it at hour intervals
if you fail you could thrown off the plane (literally)

having trouble coming up with a flag to represent my country lads

*looks out the window and sees a leaf stuck in a gutter*

hmmm :)

i practically live on the internet desu

>>69107519
I'm not taking the piss here

they have 'The Beer Store' and LCBO, both government controlled

>>69107555
that's Quebec, i.e France you fucking gimp

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>>69107634
would it look like this?

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>>69107595
fucking love that episode
canada is such a pathetic excuse of a country

eastern canadians are all drunks and unemployed 2bh

watching the great war on youtube

>>69107634
Who would breathalyse a man before throwing him out of a plane?

>>69107648
>website is in english

fucking state of you

>tfw unironically probably gonna have to buy a barratt new build for my first house

fucks sake

>>69107519
in Sweden, YES!

Canada is even worse for tipping than Yankistan Tbh I don't know why Yanks get all the shit for it when Canada is even worse

cunts don't even include tax on their menu prices

>>69107673
t. cletus patel

>>69107582
pleb tbqh

>>69107669
Reminder that South Park made their version of Canada anr Canadians so weird to take the piss out of Canadians who think their country is different from America in any significant way.

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some people say i've given up

i say i never got started

stop bullying

>>69107690
>not living in a caravan
Doing it wrong mate.

I have not STOPPED drinking alcohol since christmas eve morning and I haven't been drunk properly at all in that time

all that training this year has really paid off

>>69107673
Well at least we know they wont be flying anywhere

>>69107685
yeah because Quebec is dual lingual you fucking twat - how is it that I know more about your bent little provinces than you do

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"Get the fuck off this plane you fucking alcoholic"

howling at these knobs thinking being drunk is some sort of pretense to brag

how's being 16?

LADS

WHAT IF

GET THIS

WHAT IF WE MADE A ZOMBIE FILM

LADS LISTEN TO THIS ITS A GOOD

A ZOMBIE FILM, BUT

LISTEN TO THIS

BUT, THE MORAL OF THE STORY

LADS LADS FOCUS ON ME

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS

THAT THE HUMANS

WERE THE REAL MONSTERS

ALL

ALONG?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??

>>69107669
Edgy.

>>69107697
>I don't know why Yanks get all the shit for it when Canada is even worse
because they're irrelevant

going to play some Skyrim

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>I think you'll find the Red Army won the Second World War

>>>/tv/77670283

Would invest in this meme if I were you, trending hot atm

>>69107734
have u seen kids these days? all looken at there fone its like we r in a zombie film!! xx

- Carol, Ruislip

business idea: dont make the root beer and coffee jelly beans exactly the same colour

>>69107690
At least you won't have to deal with all the old house issues.

>>69107729
yeah because we have beer in grocery stores you mong

>>69107765
Mate... Nobody in this thread said that.. So why are you posting it? Are you stupid?

>>69107711
good idea
love all the bits about canada
>>69107720
no

>>69107732
yeah its a bit pathetic

would like to see them try that carry on on a plane. would love to see the looks on their faces when they are escorted off before they get the chance.

>>69107765
They certainly didn't lose

>>69107730
shit gimmick, like the pint glass one

>>69107734
maskusumin rick
how you gon take care
of CORL
*rubs head*
otis was a good friend

lads i got so drunk on a plane haha melts didn't even get a chance to kick me off

>>69107788
no no

instead he'll have to deal with tiny rooms, flimsy build quality and utilities that fail after 8 years and have to be replaced

can just see these nigels in their shoebox sized appartments under constant surveillance pretending as if their country hasn't been dead for the past 50 years, taking their anger out on a vastly superior country of opportunity and breathtaking natural beauty.

sad.

>>69107769
That's a bit of a dated one there mate, been a shareholder for quite a while.

>>69107769
>that
>new

I saw that about 3 or 4 years ago, glad it's resurfaced

>>69107765
What's going on with that vent in the ceiling.

*does a little dance*

>>69107845
Canadi's get raped by muzzy cock when they go on a plane

back to work on wednesday :(

Fucking smashed right now, les amis.

>>69107849
isn't the queen of the UK your head of state?

bit embarrassing that

>>69107847
I was just trying to look on the bright side lad.

Love my Victorian house, but whenever something goes wrong and I have to look under a floor or where ever it's a fucking horror show.

>>69107889
a hon hon hon baguette

>>69107833
BIG DICK RICK

SEETHING

some cunt stole my family heirloom pint glass on my flight to zate

nearly was thrown off the plane for the disturbance i caused

>>69107889
*throws you off a plane*

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>>69107879
back to work tomorrow at 4am

>>69107464
>According to eyewitnesses, the woman in her 20s called Charlotte had been drinking at a bar in Tenerife Sur Airport before becoming embroiled in an argument about being a 'benefits mum'.

kek

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>>69106740
based

>>69107896

Nope, we have a governor general as our head of state. The Queen is merely symbolic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-czLYg2WFSM

canada ITT

>>69107901
We just say baguette

>>69107930
ah I see, but she is the head of state isn't she - the sovereign of your constitutional monarchy

ooer, VERY embarrassing

>>69107904
He didn't fly so good

>>69107930
the queen is officially our head of state you mong

>Britcucks being absolutely BTFO by a leaf of all things

howling desu

>>69107849
your country is fucking boring mate. you are boring people. you have no culture, no soul, no identity. your music is shit, your film is shit, you offer nothing to the world. very sad indeed

Had ceviche for the first time yesterday lads. It was p. good, and I don't normally eat veggies or even like avocado lmao. Finished it all.

could do with a nasal hair trimmer actually

>>69107959

err, not really, the Crown is a legal concept that's divorced from the Queen.

I don't think the British are intelligent enough to understand such abstractions.

>>69107986
>cevish
fuck off johnny

>>69107959
>head of state with 0 power to do anything
very useful indeed

>>69107965

Nope. Legally she is only head of state when in residence, which is almost never. In Absentia the GG is our head of state.

>>69107987
reckon I could use on of those on my arse?

Drank some vodka,not on a plane but I might get thrown off one

>>69107987
My nasal hair is getting out of control as I get older.