/asean/

pertamax

>>69097820
>jokowi
ohhh boy where do i even start

>>69097845
not even best idol fuck you

>>69097845
lithuania what are you doing here? aren't you busy preparing to be occupied by Russia?

>>69097833
I think we both know how our culture work. Everything is tolerated if you're hush hush about it and don't go full retard and loud about it.

>>69097933
well idk bout you but in my area even the silent one got caught and got btfo by their parent

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can't wait to get exploded into

Isn't today is the Tsunami 12th anniversary?

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>>69098104
how are you celebrating?

Indon again. Can you understand these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL2Y3ovbaHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKxHWpsmGlE

Give me SEA porn with good video quality, no chink shit but viets are allowed

>>69098155
no good video quality SEA porn exist since all you illegal immigrants can afford is a nokia

pains me because I just want to look at asian porn on pornhub but all I get is JAV with women screaming like pigs being slaughtered

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>>69098125
Naughty naughty boy.
Go back to phillipines please. Abandon whatever you seek in Ausland

>>69098134
iya lumayan ngerti lah ya kita 11 12

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>>69098155
lucah melayu

>>69098155
I do have some but it's between ... g-guys only. Iphone cam, some with gopro.

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>>69098341
>back to phillipines

but I am Indon

>>69097286
That has been the case since 2005
I guess you live in a slum

Tho we already have many reports of firecracker incidents and its not even 31 yet

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when you post on /asean/ while pooping but the turd goes back in

>>69098551
>texting while smearing poop with tissue paper ONLY
Ewwwwwwwww disgusting.

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when you wanna poop but someone made a new asean thread and want to be the first poster

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>>69098465
firecrackers have been going away steadily every year and this month I haven't heard any

maybe it's you who lives in a slum,there are no fireworks related injury on local news yet over here

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when you post anime but then you BECOME the anime

>>69098771
They just reported it on GMA

Anyway felt the effect of less firecrackers here since 2005

I guess its slow there in the slums

>you live in a slum
why is this the go to insult for pinoys

>>69098919
Its just commonly assumed

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>>69098895
in 2005 I was still in southern mindanao and in 2005 southern mindanao you'd always be wondering if it was a firecracker or a bomb/gun

>>69098972
Ekk no wonder the pro duts shillings

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most other generals are just memes and shitposting

why /asean/ must be constant /pol/ and butthurt inferiority complex

REMOVE PINOY

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>>69099017
edi wow

>>69099135
Theyre paid to do it, it seems>>69099141

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>>69099255
I don't shill for duts,I think you have the wrong animeposter. I didn't even vote for him

>>69099320
You don't have to deny it
as if we can stop you with your shekeld powered shillpost

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>>69099393
I am innocent,manong pulis

Hold me

>>69099524
No

>>69099479
Kek
No one is innocent according to the police

>>69099524
no one wants to hold a keling...

>>69097820
>Najib is the best edisyen.

Anything else is grounds for sedition.

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>>69099524
you are held

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>>69099546
if you have nothing to hide,you have nothing to fear po

>>69097286
>being this weak

>>69099680
Then you don't need to deny kek>>69099320

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>>69100062
wow,you must be big and strong

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>>69098756
>when you wanna poop but someone made a new asean thread and want to be the first poster
youre not even first lmao, I hope you like clenching that poop

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>>69100092
I-I actually exercise everyday now to impress to girls

>>69099680
Nope the police is already convince you are hiding stuff automatically

So off with your head

>>69100144
I think you look nice.keep it up,you'll have sakurahime to yourself before you know it

>>69099680
>criticise police for decades since Marcos era for being corrupt and inefficient
>suddenly start trusting them just because a new administration comes in
Truly poorfag thinking, no wonder it's easy for the masses to be hypnotised everytime some populist whore lifts her skirt. You should be even more suspicious of the police because the corrupt ones will abuse their power under the pretence of the new President's mandate. The government is still not transparent, the populace is still ignorant of their rights and why it's important and there hasn't really been a huge reform inside the force, just new comedians that make it seem there's change, when in reality most of them are cynical old fags.

uh malaysianfags whats going on right now? why are there people cheering? is there some kind of sports event on tv?

>>69100644
muslim getting beheaded in merdeka square right now for raping 8 year old chinese girl

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Nothing bad bad happened today so why am I sad?

tulog na baby

>>69101308
just sleep it off

pukimak wkwkwkwk

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today I must go to the HELLISH Samsat (our country's DMV) again

FUCK ME I BETTER KMS

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post yfw you didn't receive anything this year

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>>69101999
You got trips now

pengen ngentot gan

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Hey guys, can someone please tell me what year this coin is? I can't read Thai.
Thanks.

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can I into small thin asian gf

>>69104486
>Hey guys, can someone please tell me what year this coin is? I can't read Thai.
it says 25 right there desu

>>69104486
Above: ประเทศไทย พ.ศ.๒๕๔๗
Below: ๒๕ สตางค์ 25

Thailand BE 2547
25 Satang 25

>>69104940
Thank you so much.

>>69104907
And thank you too for the kind shitpost :^)

>>69105083
you're welcome, merry christmas :)

>>69105083
Wait it's actually 2536.

any of u normies who play csgo always get connected to keling server?

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>>69107491
>CS:GO
>not CS Source
senpai...

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I hate Flipbong

>>69104082
nak kentut pun bagitau orang

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I hate ********

Selamat pagi

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>so many cases about illegal chink workers lately
>"IT'S A FAKE ISSUE, IT'S A FAKE ISSUE!" said guberment

fuck u

when will redditors leave /asean/? you have been shitting these thread for a year now

I always stay indoors during new year explosions because of asthma.
Why are we still continueing the Chinese tradition of fireworks?

>>69114899
Wow anon, wow. How can you be this racist?

What films are worth watching in the Metro Manila Film Festival?

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>Indon is complaining about illegal immigrants

>>69115007
We've been invaded by fagbook shill flips more desu

>>69116213
If you like commercial Rom Com's or Drama, these are not those art house euro types of films, they want money specifically OFW money

Tho our alternative of making indie artsy films are just poverty/drug porn so its no better either

>>69116231
the problem is not in illegal workers, the official statement is

so many cases and news about this, and what the government said then?

>"IT'S A FAKE ISSUE"

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>>69114899
>>69116231
>Indog government on governing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htOqsFL14YU&t=46s

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>>69116674
>open video
>anime girl

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>>69116674
>try too explain something
>with anime

Gee no

>>69116674
cringe

>>69116535
link me the article where they said its a fake issue

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>>69116772
based indon btfo weeb trash

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>>69116978
Why do ausland keep sending their problems to us?

>>69116897
just googlenews "isu china" you lazy fuck

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>>69117262
>he actually believes there are 10 millions chink immigrant workers in Indonesia

>>69117383
no of course I don't fuckin believe it but then again, instead try to fix the problem, they go into "WHERE IS THE BITCH WHO SAID MY WEEWEE IS VERY SMALL TO EVERYONE"

also, this fuckin issue is happened long ago before the Cases happened and now they are too busy chimping now about this shit, why do now when you can Terminator this issue long ago before??

>>69117514
Maybe because it is not such a huge deal? Every country has their own immigration problem, and this chink illegal workers shit are minuscule one. It becomes big because the opposition try to stir public opinion.

http://en.tempo.co/read/news/2016/12/23/055830159/Minister-Luhut-Only-800-Chinese-Illegal-Workers-in-Indonesia

>inbe4 i dont trust your source
Thats why i said post your source

>>69117802
>old issue
>suddenly become boming again
>boomed again because government said so

Gee I wonder

>>69116674
This is not kawaii

>>69117802
here it's an old issue
yet suddenly our government become hotel shit by blabbering this issue

http://www.beritasatu.com/ekonomi/303067-menaker-isu-10-juta-naker-tiongkok-keterlaluan.html

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>>69118376
>yet suddenly our government become hotel shit

>>69118507
sorry, I am using Smartphone right now because in works

it's not, not hotel

>>69118376
What are you trying to say here? Are you implying that government is the first one that throwing this issue out there?

>>69118750
it's an old issue
yet suddenly goverment boom up again this issue recently
at first the news only Sa'id the illegal chink workers at this, at that, not 10 Millions anymore
but suddenly goverment Sa'id this issue again

>>69097820
He looks so cute.

>>69118936
Can you try to not typing like spastic retard for once? Just go back to work if this shit is too much for you. Mr Lee will get mad if you cant finish that job before lunch.

>>69119124
joke in you, I am an accountant, joko
no more works until the manager of each division finished their own finansial report

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>too intelligent for /asean/
>mfw

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http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2016/12/27/boy-loses-penis-during-botched-laser-circumcision/

>>69119533
hmmmm

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>>69119533
lmao cutfag is on suicide watch.
Thats what you get for being good goy and fell for the mutilated dick is the best because some old book said so meme.

>>69119533
CONGRATULATION!

He is a girl now.

>>69119687
>t. supot
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>69119817
>i cut my own penis because my america master told me so
enjoy your dry penis i guess

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http://nekoparaova.com/en.html

You would donate to a catgirl anime right asean?

>>69119937
>lives in a humid shithole
>enjoys having a moist penis
whatever, supot.

>>69117920
why isnt kitty wearing any pants?

>>69119937
Isnt it also a mussie middle east thing

circumcision pre dates muricans here

>>69120191
Are you stupid? You actually want your penis to be moist all the time especially on humid place. How else you gonna fap when theres no lotion around you? Do you cutfag actually spit on your dick?

>>69120328
Yes, thats one thing that jew and mussie have in common.

>>69120398
There are actually more than you think.

>>69120340
you are aware that bacteria thrives the most in moist places right? just imagine the stench lmfao kadiri kang supot ka puro jakol nasa isip mo.

>>69120434
thats why you take shower everyday you uneducated piece of shit slum dweller

Young Soekarno in Japan's movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ-rhWRJD00
3:15

>>69120469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWevyc8ax0o

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>>69119533

>>69120468
>indonesia
>uncircumcised
no point of pretending to be uncut, abdul. you're not impressing anyone here in /asean/.

>>69120687
hes a chink

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>be Australia
>fight Jap invasion of Malaysia in WII
>help save Malaysia (Malays in particular) from chink communism in Malayan Emergency
>defend Malaysia during Konfrontasi
>make defence treaties and help train Malaysian military elite
>train Malaysia doctors, lawyers, scientists and businessmen and give scholarships
>get shit on constantly by Mahathir and all UMNO types constantly

Why are Malays so tsundere?

>>69120739
Mahathir is Indian.

>>69120687
>>69120700
Neither. chink and mussie need to be gassed because they are cancer of this country

>>69120739
taqiyya

>>69120782
Why are you being so loud, Mr Minority?

>>69119937
>t. supot
wkwkwkwkwk

>>69120782
>t. keling
HAHAHAHA makes perfect sense.

Is 68kg fat?

master make me feel good

>>69120795
thats what i said to your mom said last night

>>69120798
educate yourself and stop sucking jew dick

>>69120812
>implying keling isnt mussie

>>69120824
yeah you should have never got circumcised kek

>>69120824
height and body type(ecto, endo, meso)?

>>69120739
because you have a lot of chinks already, long story short australia wasnt as it used to be

>>69120795
hes just edgy org jawa. literally niggers in their own cunt. last i went to indonesia few times the locals there said the same thing all the time "nobody like orang jawa"

>>69120877
um 5'7
no bully pls

>>69120876
what

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>>69120913
>you have a lot of chinks already

pic related is a picture from our independence celebrations on January 1st 1901

>>69120824
subtract 110 cm from your height for ideal weight.

>>69120876
Malaysian cut their dick and they are the fattest people on asean

>>69120913
lets keep playing guess game hah

>>69120932
nah, you're fine. add 5-7 more kilos then you'll be considered to be borderline overweight which isn't that bad 2bh.

>>69120949
where was this taken?

>>69121054
Melbourne I think

Onward to national scientific progress!

>>69121479
kek cringe

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>>69120072
NO HENTAI
NO TALK

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>>69117920
Bretty sure Duts would kill us if we tried to befriend his beloved offspring.

>>69121892
rape is not befriending

>>69121479
http://www.rappler.com/nation/156695-cpp-48-anniversary-davao

lets celebrate

I'll return to work next year.
It's good to experience NEET lyf again.

>>69120271
quick access

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Another cringey thread from malaysian poster

He's just mad people stopped replying to him.

magandang tanghali

>>69115345
>said the truth
>get called racist
kill yourself desu

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>when amerilards can only say and accuse "cuck" when get cornered in opinion

>>69122390
what do you expected from asean melting pot?

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Just looked at Peta flag and i think it's more badass than our current flag tb-qh

just why we decided into plain red white pooland flag

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>https://www.merdeka.com/uang/jokowi-pekerja-china-di-ri-cuma-di-awal-awal-nanti-mereka-pulang.html

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>>69122780

>>69122709
>literally rohingya and turkroach having a sex flag tier

>>69122709
bad color combinations

>>69121853
Star Wars is cringe

I notice that most yellows love anything from America so much.
Makes me think.

>>69123241
Not really that's like saying the reds and try hard conservatives love anything from china so much

Or maybe they do

>>69123241
And those who hate them are gommies in Davao >>69121979

Top kek

I want to work in academe next year to enjoy vacations just like when Im in school.
How can I get in specifically in my old alma matter, UST?

>>69123595
I prefer Filipino products than anything.

hi
I buy goods wholesale
in less than 40 days Im gonna be around south east asia looking for new goods
most the goods I sell came from china but now I want the made in cambodia, made in vietnam, made in laos , etc labels on my boxes
what type of goods can I buy from your country?
do you have any recommendation?

>>69124281
coconut products

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>>69123815
Ask your prof, dummy.

Speak of illegal chink worker, somehow at my company, Mr Cha Kue Teow brought several ones who don't even speak either English and Malay. They are positioned at better job.

I think chink is secretly bringing proxy to this country!!

>>69124392
You know China will take over the world right?

>>69123884
I do but a lot of them suck

>>69124392
many chinese are also coming here
their chink capitalism is disgusting
how to stop them?

also what can I buy from malaysia?
do you know any factory?

>>69123884
Too bad were getting more stuff from china

>>69124498
why are there so many japanese diaspora in Peru??

>>69124498
Are you that jewish Peruvian anon who want to start a business in southeast Asia?

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YAY, Finally relatives are out of my house, even my imoutos.

I'm finally alone till the 30th.

>>69124581
are your sisters cute,kuya?

>>69124581
can you last without fapping?

>>69124547
they came here after the war as refugees, they never returned back

>>69124559
yap,

>>69124581
who is gonna cook your food?

>>69124651
well at least they are not arabs :DD

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>>69124635
of course

>>69124638
why would I not fap, they pestered me since 22.

>>69124651
Im just gonna fry some burgers and mushrooms. American cuisine which is brain dead easy to do.

Well at least Im not ordering multiple pizza hut like I did last month.

>>69124651
If I were you, I'll take advantage of the Venezuelan crisis. There's a huge demand of basic product there and it's time to start something dude.

>>69124732
how cute are they,kuya?

>>69124759
In short sentence

smuggle it

>>69124781
Creepy dude

>>69123884
Quality over blind loyalty than anything
If I have the money I'm not going to buy a my phone over a Samsung those are all made in china anyway

Yes Indomie is better than our lucky me, lucky me should step up their game and is lucky me even pinoy owned?

>>69124498
>what can I buy from malaysia?
Our condoms are best in the world

Here comes the autistic star wars fan

I was wondering why we also have a merlion on our seal. Apparently, we got it from Spain, and Singapore got their fish lion from a Javanese myth.

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>The officials said that business with the embassies of those countries -- Britain, France, Russia, China, Japan, Ukraine, Angola, Egypt, Uruguay, Spain, Senegal and New Zealand -- will be suspended, the officials said.

Im surprised /asean/ voted in favor of Israel.

>>69125208
ummmm why lad?

>>69125221
I thought for a muslim region we go anything against any favor for israel

>>69125233
no i really don't understand your recent happening tb-qh

>>69125249
some jew ambassador goldberg trying to remove our based leader.

that's only our recent happening

>>69125271
ooohhhhh...........
probably the recent israel butthurt over UN and your leader show support to it too

>>69125271
Too bad they didn't succeed so much for Jews control everything

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>>69125046
Who, Sandro?

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Look at my oshiri

Do you like what you see oniichan

Make friends from different backgrounds and cultures

Rules that needs be abided
1- No Racism (bants allowed tho)


Other than that knock yourself out
https://telegram.me/joinchat/ESWlm0FuGSfyYkP7GSmzng

fast food?

>>69125599
slow death

>>69125208
Israel summoned ambassadors from those country and warned them but they can't do that to us because we have no relationship whatsoever with them

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The guy who messaged me yesterday asking if I wanna go to Sunway Lagoon with him messaged me again today, he just said "Hello?"

>>69125936
Baiting him, try to make him have a date with a keling :DD

>>69125936
You're a hot girl.

pangit nung Seklusyon mga bes

Is the Michlan who sometimes posts on /int/ the same Michlan from /a/?

>>69125936
Sunway Pyramid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sunway Lagoon

>>69125519
Nice to see him BTFO. How are the FB supporters reacting?

>Norcuck alert
>Norcuck alert
>Norcuck alert
>Norcuck alert

in Pasay

>>69126149
Last time I entered the lagoon park was about 14 years ago

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>kutang tuna mau bobo

>>69126270
Wait he lives here now?

>>69126314
I thought the complex only opened in 2005?

>>69126339
the whole place opened in the 90's, even before the twin towers were complete

>>69126378
Ah, must have confused the place with Siam Paragon (which opened in 2005).

Any announced/upcoming weeb events there announced for 2017?

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>few months ago, discovered a really cute celebrity named Ai Uehara
>watched her videos
>wanted more
>looks her up
>she retired this year
>she quit blogging and tweeting and disappeared from the face of the earth

>>69126545
Why are you telling us this?

>>69126583
Just remembering all of the Japanese celebrities who left us this year.

>>69126474
none that I know of

>>69100754
This true?

>>69115204
So only Chinese use fireworks?

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Great news, they fixed the kid's dick!

http://www.nst.com.my/news/2016/12/199793/reunited-10-year-old-botched-circumcision-boy-has-penis-head-reattached

>>69126822
He will never be a little girl now.

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>>69126270
place some drugs in his pocket and call the police

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>>69126880
Doesn't matter, he'll whore his boi pussi out anyway

>>69126891
This. Let's stalk him out in MOA and place shabu in his food with his gf(male).

>>69127067
Imagine the banter he will get at school.

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>>69127090
at least he'll have a great story to tell from now on

>"I remember a time when I almost became a tranny"

>>69126822
Damage is done

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>>69126822
>posting news from a pro-Najib paper

>https://www.rt.com/viral/371915-indonesians-suffocate-bathroom-robbery/
Indog explain

>>69127250
finally see you post in here

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>>69127701
Now I can give exact fare to UV express.

>>69126822
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>working in a government hospital
>interview a patient's mother
>asks what classification of PHILHEALTH they have
>a member of 4PS
>father of the patient is a foreigner(german)
>mfw
i was actually in utter shock. I always thought 4ps and shit were given to the poorest of the poor but it seems some shit manage to join due to some being endorsed by politicians and relatives with a DSWD official.

>>69127701
Dudirty money

>>69128153
As long as you are eligible and passed the screening

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>>69128278
>>69128073
>>69127701
how equivalent to zimbabwean dollars?
does dutdut need to kidnap british queen to raise the money price??

>>69128352
Its fake btw

>>69128438
you missed the joke brah

>>69126545
kys you disgusting weeb

Are you guys shitposting in the Hibike thrad right now?

>>69128529
Good for Goldberg then

FB flips will believe anything tho

>>69128529
More like fake pill kek

Is this anti american muh soros again

>>69128529
same

>>69128529
I hope Goldberg succeeds
It would be fun to see him get ousted
But I think we overrate the Jews too much

And were practically a Chinese province at this point

Isn't Goldberg a wrestler?

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>>69125208
Mossad will be on /asean/'s ass if they don't

>>69126545
>Tfw started listening to Taeko Ohnuki's soul music

>>69127701
but that's counterfeit, that's illegal

>>69128153
my dear, Philhealth was meant to make it easier for the middle-class to afford medicine, so they don't have to spend too much money on medicine, where they could spend that purchasing power elsewhere in the economy.

Even with those benefits, poorfags could only still barely afford the medicines.

>>69128529
watch out that police van of freedom might hit you

>>69128814
wrasling is haram, too much skin

>>69128814
Former ambassador to merica who is a powerful jew that he will impeach dutdut
Because he criticized him

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why do ex-mooslim chicks become ugly once they stop wearing hijab?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TekL4fqYig8&t=59s

>>69128791
>tfw only the chink can save from the jews
Are we gonna be pawn for another 4D chess or are we gonna play this time?

>>69128814
Yes. He just beat Brock Lesnar.

>>69128791
^msmmilkfed babby, ie superb goy

need tips to buy condom

if i no boner is 11cm, with boner is 14cm
which size should i get

also which brand/kind whatever

>>69129216
Is that big or small?

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>>69128948
Which one is prettier for you?

>>69129255
i dont know which is why i am asking

>>69128948
they're uglier when wearing it so that's why they're ditching it to gain a point or two. just remember if a girl looks good in hijab, then she's actually smoking hot (ehem ilani)

Makati > Taguig > Quezon >>>>everything else > Manila

>>69129216
ask the cashier for advice

>>69129373
I just go to 7-11 since its closer to my dorm, do you think the illegal immigrant working there will know
I'm too lazy to drive to a pharmacy like Caring

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>>69129284
who's that lady crouching wearing that white dress?

>>69129327
I heard hijabi qts are sluts though

>>69129448
just pull out yo or surprise nakadashi, girl love them and they are too shy to admit

>>69128050
well the news keep showing that if you got robbed your chance of dying is 80% so they probably just do anything the robbers tell them too just to stay alive

>>69129347
Hmmm. Really make me think.
Where's Cebu? Or it's just metro manila?

>>69129477
their hokage

>>69129477
You look at the whole outfit. Sluts exist in every culture and when they're imposed with hijab they'll try to show their slut level by wearing tight/see through dress/short sleeves aka in their head cheating the system.

Choosing between getting an iPad, a laptop, or a desktop to spend my xmas bonus with?
Help lads. Which is the superior shitposting device?

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>>69129477

>>69128959
Chink are the jews
That we need saving from
we already got pawned china will never allow us to play

>>69129624
Blow it all out on hookers and post the videos here

>>69129514
>everything else

>>69129624
How much money are we talking about?

>>69128529
>post deleted
wew

>>69129624
keep the money

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>>69129686
mods are jew lovers redditcucks

>>69129673
About 600 U$ dollars

>>69129747
I already have a saving but it won't hurt to save for my neet year again.

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>>69129477
there's 70% chance that's right the 25% is a violent bitch

>>69129813
save the money, then get desktop when you have at least $1000

>>69129492
how do you know, are you a girl?

do you swallow or spit

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>>69129813
Just $180 more

>>69129813
a laptop so you can shitpost even in a go

>>69129813
https://www.amazon.com/Acer-Aspire-E5-575G-53VG-Laptop-Windows/dp/B01DT4A2R4

>>69129624
If you have to rely on your Christmas bonus or 13 month meme then your a poofag just keep the money and save up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6L6JkyTjwA
explain this m'lasians

>>69130243
He got caught. Nothing to explain.

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>>69130243
Only managed to stay in power because the 'Malay parliament doesn't have a credible opposition, if it did they would have held a vote of no confidence.

It can be very tense to watch, like that one PM that got voted out of office by one vote in the UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WRVVdGQcN0

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>bought a powerbank last week from Lazada
>arrived the next day because I opted for express delivery
>started using it, works great
>this morning I receive an email informing me that the powerbank wasn't delivered to me somehow
>WAT
>after a few hours I receive a text and an email telling me that a refund has been initiated and the amount will be transferred back to my account
>mfw I got free a powerbank from Lazada

>>69130496
That's theft, they will find out.

>>69130496
lucky faggot

>>69130549
>theft
>they will find out
ohhh boy you never do e-business in sea haven't you?

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>>69130549
not my problem that their system fucked up

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>>69130634
But it is your problem now. It's established in law that if you receive something that isn't supposed to be for you (i.e. a wrongful compensation) and you know about it and you decided to keep it anyway, then it's theft.


Case: Attorney-General's Reference (No. 1 of 1983) [1985] QB 182 Court of Appeal

http://www.e-lawresources.co.uk/A-G-Ref-(No-1-of-1983).php

>>69129686
Kek based mods
4chan hates facebook

>>69130571
but there is a general duty to return what is not rightfully yours to your corporate masters

>>69130496
Plot twist - what you got wasn't really a powerbank.

>>69130496
>powerbank
thats gay ass tier, totally worthless

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>>69130763
>co.uk

>>69130243
jealous bule can't handle strong independent malay man

>>69130496
that was not the lazada delivery guys
they were probably probing your house for weaknesses

I bet Flipbong was that kid who snitched on everyone.

Time to move over
>>69131056

>>69131006
just have to wait and see if the refund actually goes through, I'm yet to receive any confirmation from my bank