boxing day football edition
KURWA MAĆ PIERWSZY
might doxx myself by adding callum on fb
thoughts?
>>69095523
Lad, do you at least have a couple Hobbits and a banshee on your fantasy football team? Are you at least using a Golem for goal keeper?
Hope rosy enjoys the £100 Amazon gift card I bought her
why are we so boring lads
>>69095569
Damn who is this girl second to the right?
george michael deserved to die for his terrible cover of True Faith
had 2 turkey gammon and stuffing rolls for lunch lads
>>69095566
>communist
>sells her body for Amazon gift cards
Is it some kind of post-irony or something? I don't get it
>>69095563
hate being reminded how thin my cock is
>>69095572
what sort of bloody metric is that
>>69095589
my sister
Think I'll try and get an older mommy Spanish gf next month
>friend comes over
>makes fun of my single bed
>says I don't need a double bed anyway
>>69095523
DON'T WALK TOWARDS ME LIKE THAT!
what phone should I buy lads?
no apple shit
>>69095612
never had a double bed in my life desu
>>69095616
>lisburn
>civilisation
>>69095631
double beds are shit and are harder to change
>>69095638
it's on borderline m8
>>69095604
Apparently her name is Casey Leigh, and she's single :~)
Really weird to think that sex involves putting your body part literally inside a person. Like, you're inside someone's body.
>>69095616
whole map should be green
whole country should be nuked
>>69095629
htc m9
double beds are great because you can sleep diagonally and also keep things like your laptop and biscuits on your bed for comfy shitposting
is this snoop dog
>>69095612
Isn't this pepe furiously masturbating.?
>>69095612
finally switched from a single at the age of 22 last month but even though its comfy it definitely highlights the lonliness :(
>>69095563
na you're alright
>he doesn't have a queen size bed
new map lads get used to it
Why did god make girls so pretty the spastic
>>69095629
pixel if you have no budget
if you're looking for a cheaper phone then i have no issues with my htc
>>69095710
could you rephrase the question
>>69095703
found out theres a super king size
who the fuck would need that
>>69095716
how much are we talking for a pixel
>>69095704
i'm sure theres a reason this isn't correct
i know you can flip north and south but east and west makes my head hurt
Mad to think that a small island built the modern world and ruled nearly all of it
Feels good to have won the life lottery and be born British. We are a superior people
>Mfw sleep in a race car bed
Do you?
>>69095758
they pretty much match the iphone for most expensive
>>69095745
a super king?
>>69095781
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
>>69095758
700 scoop
>>69095781
No, I sleep in a regular bed with my wife
Why are football players such colossal cunts?
BRITNEY SPEARS DEAD FFS
Having some champers with the famalam
>>69095816
Not even checking
>>69095704
errrrmmm
bit weird
>>69095616
>implying any part of norn is civilised
The Irish can have it 2bh, the whole place is a pit.
>>69095816
>>69095828
definitely a hack/hoax
https://twitter.com/SonyMusicGlobal?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
>Mfw can I borrow a feeling
>Kirk looks like Wojack
>>69095828
bobdylan.com @bobdylan
Rest in peace
@britneyspears
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS DEAD
NOOOOOOOOOO
im dead
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>69095862
it's a hack you stupid spud
do you think bob dylan uses fucking emojis?
>>69095811
blame the rules that encourage it not the players that take advantage of it
Who is this?
It is my gf!
david mitchell is dead
>>69095881
made me check
>>69095903
never know lad
don't judge a book by it's cover
>>69095919
dopey mick
>your order has shipped
>sorry we cant find that tracking number
is jeff goldblum actually dead?
why can't all contracts be 12 months
just remembered sting died in april
that never really sunk in
question to normies- do you stay completely 100% loyal in relationships, or do you flirt, sext and trade nudes with other people online? or do you even cheat physically with slags and escorts? how normal are these things in a relationship?
>>69095930
serves you right for being a lazy cunt
you are not mandem
Quiz of the Year is on tonight
Wonder how many times they mention Trump hahahah
>>69095940
I cheat on the gf fairly regularly but never with anyone she knows, that would be too messy
>>69095940
it's pretty normal to cheat, and presumably to get cheated on but i've never found out
Too intelligent for Christmas
I am gay, are you gay?
you are not gang
Wtf is Boxing Day???
i don't wanna hear no one talking about gang
me in the middle
>irish
where to buy good plain tshirts lads
>>69096064
Haychandemm
>>69096033
the prod version of st. stephens day
the goal is to move to Enniskillen
>>69096075
fuck off grandad
>>69096064
Uniqlo
H&M
American Apparel
Hanes
Jacamo
>>69096075
>Haych
fuck off paddy
>favourite joi stream page got shut down
>Danny Dyer found dead at family home
Fucking hell lads, they're dropping like flies.
Doing a do
>John Oliver dead now
Pretty sure this is one of the revelations prophecies about how the stars fall
>>69095905
>1482673158293.jpg
hmm
whyd you steal a pic of MY girlfriend you weirdo?
>>69096064
Sefton
Albam
James Perse
>>69095939
prick
Eminem has died lads
>Maisie Williams found dead in her London home after complications from fetal alcohol syndrome
2016 is mad
>>69096205
1>>>3>>4>>>>>>>>>>2
if you disagree with this order and magnitude you are literally a plen btw
>>69095523
Boxing day cricket 2bh
Football is the physical manifestation of the word "runt"
>>69096228
HOWLING
>>69096228
Kek'd at this one
>>69096064
maison margiela
dior homme
valentino
label under construction
>>69096205
are these aussie cuties?
>>69096252
>cricket
FUCK, Christopher Lee is dead now
>qt is sitting on my lap
>she's giggly gal, really fun
>in the midst she stops and maintains eye contact
>we passionately kiss, heart beating out of my chest
>wake up
why are dreams so fucking REAL brit, it's not fair
>>69096279
they're aussies at least
>Watford 1-1 Palace
>>69096228
considering investing in property in china lads
>>69096312
Tough luck lad, I just finished buying the last of NZ
>>69096269
>buying designer plain tees
jesus christ now Trump is dead and all. and The Rock. and now George Micheal (thats twice he's died in the last 24 hrs now)
the hell is going on?
>Hitler found dead from single gunshot wound in Berlin
bloody hell lads
I just died, 2016 is a mad one
>>69096362
love really big tits
I concede the 2016 gf challenge
>schizophrenic local man "Timothy Byrne" found dead in his flat in High Wycombe
>>69096362
CHEBS
>>69096362
looks quite like the current gf
>long-time internet forum custodian William 'Janny' Monkton, found dead in his Grimsby bedsit.
Not sure what to do lads
i only come here for slags
>Arsene Wenger, 67, declared dead just an hour before kickoff
fackin hell
>>69096372
quite the extraordinary preference you have there.
>Former Ukip leader Nigel Farage hospitalised and in intensive care on Boxing Day following sudden collapse outside of LBC
Watching all these people fall head over heels trying to get some royal to take their bouquet of flowers when the moment they're out of sight they're handing it over to some assistant and it's going straight into a bin
makes you wonder
>Chris-chan, otherwise known as CWC has been found dead in his basement by his mother, apparently in an auto erotic asphyxiation experiment
Tiocfaidh ár lá
>you bring this girl home
>wearing this outfit
>this is my gf her name is Mohamettee
How does your family respond?
>>69096453
"we thought you were gay"
>>69096474
>>69096423
would be terrified
>>69096453
"where's her guide dog?"
>Kevin Boyle, local hockey player for the Flying Ducks team, has been found dead at his home. The cause of death was determined to be hypothermia
bloody hell, he wasn't joking all this time
>>69096442
the sinn fein coffee shop is called tiocfaidh ár látte
quite funny imo
>>69096362
would love her to sit on me please, oh yes
Holy shit lads
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/dec/26/owen-jones-obituary
>Owen Jones was found dead at his home... Jones, 32, was found locked in his cuck shed at his home in Islington... reported that he starved to death over Christmas
>looking at random fb cringe images
HOWLING
New gf.
>>69096526
>owen-jones-obituary
Woah you really went all out with that link eh? Must have taken you a good 10 seconds to type up.
Pretty pissed we didn't get an 800 paged Bakemonogatari novel and it's being split into three parts.
>>69096534
>not posting them
bob's burgers christmas special was a solid episode
>>69096526
uninspired post
from start to finish it was just dreadful
>>69096500
>tiocfaidh ár látte
not so funny, brother
26+6=1
>>69096569
poof
>10 hours
wew
>>69096362
what do brits feed their girls?
massive slag
>>69096586
Chicken and chips.
>this thread
ah yes the so-called fake news
>>69096534
link?
had a 2-day reprieve but the suicidal thoughts are back again
>>69096586
po-tae-toes
really need an asmr girl to give me a massage lads
>MFw WW3 begins this week
>>69096581
>6am finish
Babby
>Kevin Boyle found dead in the restroom of the Enfield service station after suffering from sudden onset hypothermia
>>69096652
Because George Michael is dead, right?
>>69096664
don't think i could hack much longer than that matey
>>69096677
Ever heard of speed?
>>69096669
who
>>69096693
yes
never doing it again
>>69096703
think you need to leave mate
>>69096611
just on google
>Vladimir Putin was shot dead by a Buddhist extremist at a Boxing day event in Moscow
>>69096711
oh my, who is this bint?
>>69096711
intriguing
>>69096743
le poterry gril
>>69096711
is that the AT&T girl
>>69096743
she has never done any nudity so its worthless knowing
>>69096711
would not mind a suckle on those melons one little bit
>Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe rushed to King's College Hospital in South London after losing consciousness in a men's sauna in Vauxhall at 4am on Christmas day.
Lewd, but sad nonetheless.
>>69096777
>women are only worthwhile when they've done nudity
tipped
>>69096777
>>69096770
name please fellas!
milana vayntrub
>>69096800
someone step on that vile little creature's head
>>69096641
Brasil is white
https://www.youtube.com
>>69096825
you tube? sounds dodgy
>>69096807
Milana Vayntrub
>>69096711
I just don't understand how women can function as anything but reproduction machines
Ant & Dec found dead after suffering massive heart attack
I'llwanna give her a Vajrub
>>69096833
that's beyond me mate
>>69096802
>m'ladies have agency and should NOT be objectified like that, you piece of shit shitlord
double tipped
>>69096825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPm5HDMYemI
YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE MR BEALE
>>69096743
Milana
>>69096842
>avon
your da sells this
milana vayntrub is from uzbekistan
Lads where can I order some nice A1 poster frame with glass front?
I got pic related and need to frame it.
>>69096860
bit overweight but still would
Seal found dead following complications from too much sex with white women
>former children's television star Mr. Blobby found dead after suffering a severe cardiac arrest whilst holidaying at an adult resort in Thailand.
What is happening?
Took 3 xanax after my 2 day coCaine and prostitute and slept for 14 hours straight and now I feel really Un cordinated and drowsy but so much fuckijn better than I did coming down
>>69096888
>overweight
>Tim Farron dead at 46 following a drug and alcohol-fueled night of violence and vandalism across Exeter and surrounding villages
>>69096848
AND YOU
WILL
ATONE
good post
>>69096951
yes, clearly
>>69096888
>bit overweight
alri stickinsect
>>69096951
yeah she clearly is
>>69096952
exeter mentioned
>>69096969
Get some glasses
>>69096928
you're not gonna remember anything from the next 24+ hours mate
Who /northumberland/ here?
>>69097006
she's fine here, must've gained weight in the mean time
>>69096951
>nice tits, faggot!
>>69096951
bet her bmi's over 28
>Brasil is white
>>69097024
nawt wrong if its complimentary
Why did the chicken cross the road\?
Remember when George Michael dedicated a song to Tony Blair's lies?
>>69096951
THICC
>>69097067
>suddenly remember that yank who got pissed off to no end when some blokes did that jackson 5 tribute in black face on hey hey its saturday
doing a nostalgic howl
>>69097077
George Michael got so much shit from "The mainstream media" ,special from U.S when this song and Video was released..!! He did something that not many famous people dared to do at the time which was Criticize U.S and the UK foreign policy...!
Make me wonder what kind of democracy is that when U can't criticize your government without yourself being criticized..!? My Kudos to You,George !
>>69096885
https://shop.signbox.co.uk/shop/display-solutions/poster-frame/
Found this but fucking £210 for a poster frame. Someone must have it cheaper.
How to do you go from THIS....
>>69097100
>hey hey its saturday
ah the revival went well didn't it
Who /Newcastle/ here?
to this
Just started a thread about Israel and janny deleted it before it got a single reply, is he a Muslim?
...to THIS?
>>69097128
why is she naked
Need to do a BIG CUM but I'm still stuck at relatives house
When will this torture end
>>69097172
wow so powerful u go girl dnt let the hatars get 2 u !!!
>>69097172
mirin shoulders. Routine?
>>69097128
>>69097172
called not being in a studio set up for photos and no photoshop
>>69097128
To this?
that first rosé bottle of the day
Should fat, smoking, and unemployed people be sterilised?
>>69097128
>>69097172
how is this possible
>>69097225
Please don't post pictures of my gf
>fillet of beef with yorkshire puddings cooking downstairs
HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS9WKjWGOI8
>>69097238
No because I don't want to be sterilised
>>69097251
Hes got the hairline of a young Russian gentleman
>>69097251
racemixing propaganda
..to THIS?
>that first bottle of 1972 Domaine de la Romanee-Conti Grand Cru of the day
I wi-wish that I had Jessie's g-girl
I reckon soldiers get given too many medals nowadays
>>69097238
yes because I want that other anon to be sterilised
>>69096885
go to an arts and crafts shop, they'll do custom frames
why the FUCK though would you need a glass front for a map that you have to scratch off? daft cunt
>>69097128
sudden chin disappearance syndrome
>>69097182
cuz she a strong womyn
Mum's having a root around in my room
https://twitter.com/bitter_teen/status/602534653954633728
>>69097349
It's not like I would be scratching a bit off every day. I travel only once a year. Pic related would look great.
could only stomach 20 mins of Trainwreck (2015) because i found her face so unappealing combined that her character was supposed to be hot
its like when Judd Apatow writes Leslie Mann as a sex goddess
>>69097024
actually crying with laughter
>>69097312
No idea what this bender shit is
>bb u kno
>this breaks me down
>but u fix me up
>whenever ur around
>i need to find my strength
>i need to find my own
>you warm me up
>but im feeling so cold
>>69097371
https://twitter.com/BITTER_TEEN/status/813261138238603265
Jesus fucking christ
>that first echo falls wine box of the day
Judd Apatow needs to be slapped and forced into retirement.
>>69097341
depends on the soldier
drinking some kraken + ginger beer
mmm
>>69097402
>Irish flag
>clearly a philistine
shocker.
>>69097382
obviously that's going to cost you an arm an a leg you spanner
not to mention you can't just easily seperate those sorts of frames and put them back together
>>69097422
Communist medals don't really count, they're like a blue ribbon you get because the teachers liked you despite doing fuck all in the race
anyone wanna join my street gang?
it's called the Jackson Katz
grandad's becoming increasingly poorly lads but I just can't bring myself to put him in a home. He looks so peaceful here
>>69097442
>scotch ''''''people'''''
>>69096885
confused by the point of this map
got some song stuck in my head and I don't know what it is and its doing my head in reeeeee
>>69097476
scratch out where you've been
motivation for travelling and it makes a nice deccy
>>69097476
when you visit somewhere you scratch it off
it's like a scratchcard
>>69097476
Scratch and sniff lad
Scratch England and you'll get a nose full of Pakistani street food
>>69097476
you scratch out areas/countries you've visited and they become coloured
>>69097487
>motivation for travelling
if you actually like travelling why would you need motivation?
>>69097487
>take it off the wall and out of the frame everytime you go somewhere new
bun dat
>having to be motivated to travel by autisticly scratching off countries
almost feel pity for some of you single celled organisms
>>69096453
I can't stop reading her meme name in a way that rhymes with "settee"
>>69097483
Starboy?
>>69097503
good post
>>69097483
giz a hum on vocaroo
>>69097516
>travelling so often taking it off and scratching would become a pain
FOB
>>69097516
im not the one suggesting you frame it
i'd just hang it like a poster with blutac
>>69097521
>>69097511
not a motivation, just a reminder of where you want to go :)
its a christmas song but it sounds sort of irish
Me and your girl, we speak on the phone
>>69097546
fairytale of new york you fucking speng
>>69097539
a reminder? do you literally have 4 brain cells?
why do you need a fucking reminder
err have I been to Thailand? hmm not sure, better check my autism map - ah yes there we are it's scratched off so I must have been
mum earns £120 an hour working as a locum nurse over christmas lads
unbelievable
>>69097546
its probably that bent irish singing group westsomething
>>69097561
that's the one
>>69097546
https://youtu.be/GLJJnarHfzk
>>69097571
>Muh poor NHS pour more moni plox
>>69097563
why are you so mad bront
Things you could definitely fedorapost if they were posted on /brit/:
>Most pseudo-intellectual babble posts made on reddit
>Most edgy /pol/ posts
>Most of the things either Peter or Christopher Hitchens say
>>69097571
then tell her to stop going on fucking strike
>>69097571
are nurses the one that go to medical school
furries need to be systematically exterminated
>>69097539
shit reason to. only good one is a conversation piece but most people who go to your house won't give a shit because they already know you
>>69097571
your mum is a cum nurse?
>>69097632
they're good maps brent
>>69097609
peter who
>>69097571
how do i obtain this job lad?
>>69097660
hitchens
>>69097660
yeah it was in greggs
need some new shoes lads
am about 172cm tall
not great but those are the cards i was dealt
>>69097571
Holiday pay is easy money as long as you're not understaffed
>>69097690
haha
*towers over you with my supreme 174cm*
Everyone going out tonight then?
>>69097687
bought some vans
>>69097687
CP achilles low
>>69097671
Be a nurse and be ok with working for an agency. Double the money but no permanent job.
Go into substance abuse, prisons pay a fucking fortune or agency drug nurses
>>69097702
yeah got a mad night out planned with the lads on /brit/
>veblen goods
ahhhh yess very impressive
>>69097702
girls do the stupidest fucking poses
>>69097422
Looks like he'll topple over if someone doesn't hold him up
>>69097702
this pic is the absolute definition of cheerleader effect
would still rail all of them without a shadow of a doubt
>>69097702
This photo was clearly taken by the one in the middle with her chebs out
i don't come from the old school but i gotta big up the old school
>Scheduled to work
>Initially thought I start at 10:30
>Turns out I was supposed to start at 7:00
>Stuck with some loud old bint who smells like shit and is wearing velvet gloves up to the arm
>Have to make back 3 hours at some point
Hate my life rn desu.
>>69097745
was the one with the blue phone actually
>>69097690
>>69097700
hows the weather down there boys haha
>>69097759
lanklets out
>>69097759
I'm quite literally 200cm lol
I don't have any documentation to prove it so you'll have to take my word
>>69097743
good lad
>>69097743
None of them are unattractive you massive fucking poofter.
>>69097729
You've got to present either your tits or your arse in any photo taken of you regardless of how ridiculous you look/you make your friends look
Literally step one in "How To Be A Slag"
>>69097702
You are the most pathetic poster bar none on this general. I'd support a complete ban on all Irish posters just to ensure you never post here again. Your one and only gimmick is this fucking image of vapid whores, which you employ to garner (you)s from other bottom feeders only marginally less pathetic than yourself.
>>69097758
Doubt it, mate, the angle just doesn't match the orientation
>>69097759
what kind of document is this?
also
>188 cm
>tall
come back when you're at least 195 cm kiddo lmao
>>69097505
>scratching out whole countries when you only visited one city there
>>69097754
>>69097805
decent pasta imo
>>69097759
King of Manlets
>>69097759
literally a waste of effort being that tall
>>69097702
would obliterate glasses
by obliterate I mean struggle to get an erection, finally push my semi flaccid penis into her dry bagina and have 4 minutes of silent thrusting until I either leak a bit of precum and fall asleep or she tells me to fuck off
>>69097799
never said they weren't tosser
just om closer inspection they're not as fit as i'd always thought
I want to knockout richard dawkins
>>69097785
>>69097789
>>69097808
>>69097834
>>69097837
CANT HEAR YOU FROM DOWN THERE LADS
>>69097702
that one in the middle has grey hair lol wtf