/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>>69091919
Today I will learn the truth about Baja

>>69091951
Didn't you say you were going to bed??

You are such a newfag lmao

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>Christmas Dinner

Such is life...

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>>69091899
No problema, we es amigos!

>>69091855
I'm a sucker for girls that looked like my wife.
>>69091877
what?

Does anyone want to fight?

>>69091961
I literally got up 3 minutes ago
I can't sleep

You need to watch yourself around my family

>>69092002

You keep bring up your wife as if to prove you have one.
I don't think you are telling me truths anymore Pablo.

>>69092007
You do
>>69092036
With all respect but I don't care what you think about me or my wife

>>69092102

With all disrespect fuck you.

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>>69092102
All Canadian aren't this retarded, please forgive.

Why are you guys so cynical?
Haven't you ever been in love?

>>69092125
That's it

*teleports behinds you*
Listen kiddo, let's not make this a serious matter
*teleports away*

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>>69092163

But you see Pablo...


I do.

Today is not Boxing Day, yesterday was boxing day wasnt it?

>>69092163
>>69092181
Beat it, kids
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right, just beat it

>>69092181
*teleports in front of you*
You think you scare me? heh

Try me

>>69092195
No

>>69092235

I don't give a single fucking shit if i scare you or not Pablo. I just want to fuck you. I don't care if you think thats gay. I don't give a shit if you piss on me. I just want to fuck you up. Note this Pablo. I will. I will fuck you. It my not be now. It my not be tomorrow. But someday i will find you. I will fucking hunt you down. I will stare you right in your pretty little eyes and i'll say "found you". I will fuck you soon after.

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>I don't give a single fucking shit if i scare you or not Pablo. I just want to fuck you. I don't care if you think thats gay. I don't give a shit if you piss on me. I just want to fuck you up. Note this Pablo. I will. I will fuck you. It my not be now. It my not be tomorrow. But someday i will find you. I will fucking hunt you down. I will stare you right in your pretty little eyes and i'll say "found you". I will fuck you soon after.

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>I don't give a single fucking shit if i scare you or not Pablo. I just want to fuck you. I don't care if you think thats gay. I don't give a shit if you piss on me. I just want to fuck you up. Note this Pablo. I will. I will fuck you. It my not be now. It my not be tomorrow. But someday i will find you. I will fucking hunt you down. I will stare you right in your pretty little eyes and i'll say "found you". I will fuck you soon after.

Is taco bell open?

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>>69092326
Canada, everyone.

>>69092401
Lazy ass

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>>69092430

Where is Baja?

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You guys are a bunch of fucking bullys!!!
I fucking hate all of you!
I thinking about killing myself!!
FUCK YOU!!!

>>69092549
In your heart

>>69092549

In your ass.

C===8

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>>69092676

Meh

This thing is too dead

I'm gonna watch Psycho-pass

Later homo

well I'm off to Jack in the box

https://youtu.be/qTUwTP5DaIg

Imagine you're the editor of this video and have the raw 4K resolution footage of her barefoot pretending to be swimming on a leaf on your computer. Her perfect smooth soles and QT slender feet in sharp crisp resolution only for your pleasure.

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>>69093514
Bitches love leafs.

USA! USA! USA! USA!

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>>69093693
Shhh, they are all sleeping.

>>69093717
NO
WE'RE
NOT

>>69093717
O-okey... But why is Canada awake?

USA! USA! USA! USA

>>69093770
>>69093795
>Americans are all asleep
>Americans post
CANADA! YOU DAMN LIAR!

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>>69093778
We Canadians are ever vigilant. Now you've gone and woken the USA up.

>>69093822
USA should you know the truth.

No such thing as a good canadian

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg25x0dn5o4

>>69094288
Canada should be made into an American colony and Quebec should be sold back to France

>>69094672
never

>>69094740
Change that asap

>>69094800
ok

Test

Foes weak sound any different than week?

>>69096174
no

Also that typo made me re-read that like a moron 10 times

has anyone had any experience with walmart egift cards
my friend wants to get me a new mouse but i need it asap and want to know if the card is insant

gonna start my day off right with mcdonald's breakfast

>>69091919
Is that Anita Sarkeesian on the right?

/deutsch/

>>69097073
May I post there? I have germanic heritage.

>>69097086
1/256th germanic heritage

t. tyrone

>>69097086

It has to be more than 1/64th

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Carbon copy of my wife

>>69097175
>>69097121
it's 1/16th

thanks :)

Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow

>>69097086
no

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>>69097214
Takes one to know one

i have $40 worth of burger king gift cards

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This is my wife, r8 (no bully plz)

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>>69097323
Do you realize that's a drawing, right?

>>69097390
You do realize that's a whore, right?

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>>69097413
Yup

I WANT DONUTS REEEEE

>>69097320
Reminder that burger King is a Canadian company

Why did God make Asian girlfeet so fuckin succable?

>>69098076
>G*d
>real

WANT TO COME IN...FOR A BEER?

>>69098321
Beer tastes pretty awful.

I'd only be interested in it if I can drink it from your mouth

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Reminder that boys were made for kissing and snuggling

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>>69098420
This

having trouble getting out of bed, I think I might have actually hurt myself

also really need to pee

>>69098455
>I think I might have actually hurt myself
What did you do bud?

>>69098420
>tfw no submissive bf

>>69098491
Where do you live

>>69098470
slept on a bad bed in a really weird position two nights ago and its just been getting worse

>>69098089
I chose to believe in God because if he is real then Paradise will be waiting for me. (Where I will be able to succ on cute toes until the end of times)
If he isn't then I have lost nothing.
But if I choose to deny our Lord's existence and he does exist after all, I would have to spend the rest of eternity burning in the depths of hell while giving Oprah foot massages.

>>69098420
>>69098440
>>69098491
>>69098512

why didn't you faggots kill yourselves like your parents wanted?

>>69098520
That fucking sucks

>>69098575
Because suicide is a sin

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>>69098530
What about a god who would punish you for treating the afterlife as a risk/reward equation, or a god who would punish you for believing in it insincerely, or even a god who would punish you for believing in it at all?

>>69098635
I know God and he is none of that, he benevolent and loving.

>>69098512
Southern New Hampshire

>>69098689
Fugg

Watching home alone rn
How much would a solid brick house like the fat ass McAllister mansion in a nice white neighborhood cost?
Niggas musta been loaded

>>69098681

You are just a noob, before I die I'll just regret of all my sins and if he's real then I'll be forgiven.

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>I know God and he is none of that, he benevolent and loving.

Also young Macaulay was cute.
Also watched Little Lord Fauntleroy yesterday (is that film also a Christmas classic in the US?) and the Little Lord is also cute.

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good morning /cum/

>having a break from agonizing post-Christmas dinner shits

shouldve skipped seconds tbqfhwy

>>69097618
>founded and HQd in Florida
>canadian

?

Although Florida is very unamerican, so it feels the same

>>69098904
Good morning

>go to CVS to get some batteries
>see a 4 pack of Energizer Ultimate Lithium AAs
>the price label is ripped off
>judging by other 4 pack AA batteries, it can't be more than $5
>it was $15 fucking dollars

WHY

>>69098904
>gets the shits from home cooking
Oh the great US cuisine

>>69098910
It's a subsidiary of a Canada company HQ'd in Ontario.

>>69098966
LITHIUM BRO

ITS AN ELEMENT

>>69098933
you have a good christmas fellow conwaybro?

weathers still shit, im pissed that its warm

>>69098992
itd be more accurate to say im constipated, ive just sat down to shit for like the 4th time and it still hurts like hell

>>69098992
Shut up

>>69099012
Which is owned by a company based in NYC

>>69098992
I got the Christmas shits because my body isn't used to the all the vegetables I had to eat to not look like a carnivore fatass in front of my family.

>>69099026
Yeah. I cooked a ham and some other shit

It is really fucking hot though.

>>69099042
*a Brazilian company

Face it burger, you don't even own burgers anymore.

>>69099080
autism

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>>69099047
>extra pickles in the deviled eggs
>extra celery in the stuffing

had to skip both, im gonna have more say in the dinner spread next year, shit was unacceptable

>>69099063
>60 degrees and humid on christmas
>70 degrees and raining the day after

JUST

>>69099111
triggered

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Will Tr*mp build the second wall during his second term?

Is Domino's good pizza?
They opened a branch in my hometown, might wanna try one before I leave muh parents for that authentic US feel.

>>69099178
It's either really good or really shit.

Go to a local chain instead.

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>>69099161
see they defend this ridiculous milk in bags bullshit and the swarm over the border for the good jugs

AMERICAN MILK IS NOT FOR MAPLENIGGER LIPS

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>>69099178
>chain pizza

>>69099178
its ok, they started brushing their crusts with garlic butter which is bretty gud

its slightly above fast food tier

Oh well seems that Domino's just bought up the German "Joey's Pizza" chain and all they changed was the name.
Recipes and menus are still the old Joey stuff. Which wasn't bad but just super fuccen greasy. Love their Salami Supreme pizza, too much Peperoni to handle.

>>69099230
Bags are the most efficient packaging, the least amount of waste.

>>69099429
>unironically being an ecoweenie
God wouldn't have invented plastic if he didn't want us to destroy the planet with it

>>69099450
Plastic doesn't kill the planet, it's the carelessness of its users

>>69098818
How do you know when you're gonna die?

>>69099178
>Is Domino's good pizza?
No

>>69099126
Yeah, this is insane. I just hope it cools off in January so I can go back to complaining about the cold

>>69099429
yeah but we can keep the gallon jugs to use for other shit

i store a few gallons of water in old milk jugs year round

milk jugs are useful as fuck

35 uses for gardening
http://www.plantea.com/milk-jug.htm

>>69099559
>i store a few gallons of water in old milk jugs year round
Disgusting. The taste leeches into the water

>>69099572
not for drinking regularly, that's emergency shit for tornados and whatnot. its like 3 gallon jugs of tapwater in a closet

and i replace the water every now and then

Have you ever seen a house with a laundry chute like they have in Home Alone? Do you live in one that has one?

>>69099372
probably to rape children in idk

>>69099692
Yes. No.

>>69099692
i used to, we never used it though

>>69099732
You ever shot a load of thick cum down the chute and tried to catch it before it reached the basement?

>>69099823
Does your cum fall in slow motion?

>>69099823
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

I once pissed down the laundry chute lol

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>>69099823
so is this a new sexual thing for you?

jerking off into enclosed spaces in houses?

>>69099853
No but I would imagine it would shoot to the walls of the chute and dribble down slowly
>>69099869
Nice

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What did you guys get for Christmas?~

>>69099896
the walls were wooden so it would have dried from the friction senpai

we never used it because it was filled with cobwebs when we moved in and it freaked my mom out that spiders might get into the laundry that way

and spiders in arkansas are scary as shit, some are scary poisonous

>>69100006
most of my family gave me money. god knows they know i need it

>>69100011
Oh I see :-(

> margot robbie is only 26

really fires up those neurons huh?

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>>69100006
a book on katanga, two books on indians in the american south, some shirts, some hella warm socks, a flashlight, and a twelve pack of newcastle

wuss poppin b

>>69100006
Some really nice italian Leathergloves.

>>69100046
Ultra-pleb

Oh nice they're airing Home Alone 2 right after.

>>69091919
What are the english words for acting stupid and not being able to think properly, when you do repetitive actions uncounsious, really slow thinking, absence of short memory, etc? Ecpecially when on drugs or having hangover, but also when you hadn't slept enough or ill or whatever reason
ps sorry if english is bad

Кaк пo-aнглийcки зaлипaть, тyпить?

>>69100006
You're mom lmao

I'm better off alone desu

>>69100537
https://youtu.be/XJ9we6xDvWQ

>>69100537
I think you'd be better off with me

>>69100564
D-do you wanna go "catch" a movie sometime?

Does the guy who shares pictures of his cum jars every Dec 26th still post

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>>69100613
has it really been a year already

>>69100596
*pushes you against the wall*
I wanna "catch" you sometime

>>69100672
*maces*

>>69091973
I know that feel, fellow anon

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>>69100684

>>69100684
*pins you down*
You shouldn't have done that.

>>69100724
>>69100728
*Reveals concealed carry Desert Eagle .50 Action Express*
Delete this

>>69100642
did he come last year I missed it

>>69100745
*teleports behind you and hugs you until you drop it*
We're all friends here

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>>69100745
*shoots you in the burger*

>>69100776
i dont think so, i havent seen him

>>69100800
>>69100806
*bleeds out*
goodbye

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>>69100492
please answer

>>69100918
NOT ON MY WATCH.
*kisses you*
*starts pounding your chest because CPR or some shit*

smoking weed and dodging feds... like any other day

>>69100918
*rapes your body*

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>Grandmother made more food than anyone could bring home for Christmas dinner yesterday
Good lord bless her soul

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>>69101070
>>69100930

In real life i'm a cool mercenary soldier who's too badass to make friends or get a gf

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>new semester in less than a week

>>69100492
Groggy.

>>69100492
you're looking for insults?
>acting stupid, slow thinking
retarded, mentally handicapped, autistic. you basically compare someone to a person with brain problems
>drugs
stoner for weed?
>ill or not enough sleep
can't think of a word for that but you call the person "out of it" or z"spaced out" if they have trouble concentrating

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Good morning /cum/

Been spending the past few weeks learning Spanish. Never realized how easy it is. High School made it seem so boring, but now I'm enjoying learning it. Maybe I can get a qt Latina gf.

>>69101571
>those classes

And then people complain when they can't find decent jobs outside after college.

>>69101631
mornin' Chile

Why is /cum/ so dead today? I get that Canadians are out shopping, but where are the Americans?

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>>69101571

>>69101070
Smoking weed in the kitchen. They're so reluctant they'll listen.

>>69102478
dead

>>69102758
chat

I'm shopping online

Cats come to my show and say they uzi weigh a ton, son

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>>69101615
>>69101608
Thank you, that one is close.
> you basically compare someone to a person with brain problems
I mean that definition of someones bad condition that I described and how it feels, temporarily desease or insult%%this word was hard%%
>stoner for weed?
who?
actually I was looking for a drus-users slang word. they have plenty of words for describing one's mental and phisycal condition. bet young people here must know some
Yeah, that my first request thing is fully mental

On an average day my seafood department makes $1200-$1600 a day

Saturday it made $22,000.
Fucking tourists

>>69102856
What's your take home salary, after taxes?

>>69102924
Despite being the manager I don't see a fucking dime of those sales, I make $10 an hour.

>>69102809
Found any good deals?

>>69102838
a "stoner" is someone who does lots of weed. you'd describe them as "stoned" or "baked"

for drunk wasted >he's wasted
ripped, boozed, smashed, doped up,

>>69102478
I've been having lewd escapades for the majority of the morning

I think everyone else is either with friends and family or doing something else

>>69102838
>>69103035
also a drug user might say they feel "buzzed"

i don't know other words they use

it was 15 degrees one week ago

right now it is 52 and all the snow is gone

good thing it was a leap year or i would have had a shitty southerner christmas with no snow

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>>69103253
A week ago it was 85
Right now it's 87
What the fuck is a snow

>>69103428
>living in the benis

Wendy's > Burger King > McDonald's

>>69103579
Debatable

>>69103579
mcd breakfast > all

>>69103674
This. McGriddles for lyfe

>>69103428
Get used to it Paco.

>>69091919
What is Boxing day? I always see it in my Calender but I don't see any boxing matches on PPV.

>>69103674

>not getting a breakfast jack

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>>69103674
>What is Perkins

>>69104197

what IS perkins? Some restaurant exclusive to the boonies?

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you yanks don't know how good you have it

we don't have this in canada

obviously bojangles has the best breakfast

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>>69103035
>>69103086
Thanks
Those words are not specific like groggy, like dictioanaries say I mean if they are right
Specific word, those mean getting too intoxicated to operate, I could use phrases like "looped in a mental cycle", "being in autist-mode", "sucked into something (activity, mental loops)".
That can happen not only besause of drugs, sometimes it happens without any obvious reasons to everyone (i guess)
i remember a phrase from fear and loathing in las vegas "feel light-headed"

Actually I think that it could be the one
>light-headed
> unable to think and move in a normal way because of a weak and dizzy feeling
That is a very good short definition

not only narcs' slang, just slang words

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>>69104232
???
You don't have Perkins?

>>69104337
That doesn't look like anything special. Every white neighbourhood has one of these breakfast and lunch places.

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>>69104337

nope

I came here for American bois and Mexican girls
>Sweden of North America has nothing to offer

>>69104308
messed up fits too

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>>69104363
It's a 24hr restaurant

>>69104417
You can fuck qt dogs there if you're into that

>>69104381
Haha loser

>>69104417
Wow, I used to like you since we were both descendants of Genghis.

>>69104457
I'll stay out of bestiality.
>>69104480
Descendant of the great KHAN cannot be as cuck as you guys are.

>>69104246

we dont even have taco bell here.

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Also, that is all amerifags thread, right?

*turns you into a anime girl*

>>69104610

but Im already an anime girl

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>>69104598

>>69104659
pics?

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>>69104751

me on the right

>>69104698
thread for native english speakers from americas?

How does Hermosillo compare to other cities in Mexico? This is what I imagine Aleppo looks like

>>69104843
what a small world, me on the left

>>69104876
I suppose?

>>69104982
Synonyms to light-headed?

>>69104843
>>69104973
Hot

>bf is a truck driver
>he has been gone over a month in training
>gets a week off so we can spend time together before he has to take of for 3 more months
>he'll be down here tomorrow
>brother is sick
>it's possible I'll get sick and have it ruin our week together

WTF

What do I do? I am furious.

>>69105101

stop being gay and find light in the word of the lord

>>69105132
No woman is gonna take care of me and give me the dickings though, so why would I do that?

>>69105101
Stop being homosex.

Need someone to cuddle with desu

>>69103828
Every year there is a match between the toughest kangaroo and the toughest aussie

>>69105330
pls be london

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>>69105381
Nope!~

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>why yes, i do use filters, it's a great tool

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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GAYS HERE

>>69105446
*kisses you*

*blushes*

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>>69105446
*hugs you*

>>69105446
hey chill out man
be more open minded

>>69105016
http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/light-headed/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun#Mouse_experiments

NEED a South Dakotan to be lewd with desu

Is Australia even real

>>69105556

nah

cmon, who would live on an island full of spiders?

>>69105556
Yeah, I think Hitler came from there

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>>69105446
post belly, daddy

>>69105446
Because gay is the way

>me
>gay
Pick one

>>69101631
the gf

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>Because gay is the way

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>>69105712
but those are the same thing

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>>69105712
I'll pick both <3

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>Because gay is the way

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no lewdposting

>everybody starts homoposting but nobody tells me what to do to not get sicc so I can get some succ

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>>69105812

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>>69105869
If you wanted succ all you had to do was ask

>>69105869

I told you, stop being gay

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>American "men"

>>69105446
*Teleports behind you*
Hehehe................................................. ure 2 slow boi
*fucks u in da boipucci*

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>>69105935
hey look

its the shitty australia/germany

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>>69105935
>Australians

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>tfw no American bf to forcibly flip me onto my stomach and violate my boipucci

why must life suck

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>>69106032

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>making crockpot cheese dip

this will be my finest batch, i will make it dank as fuck

who wants cheese dip /cum/

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>>69106058
>>69106076
T-TWO ARKANSAS-CHANS?!?!

>>69106076
Do you put Rotel in it?

>>69106076
what cheese is best for making nachos cheese?

Leviticus 18:22

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>>69105523
>They ate, drank, slept, and groomed themselves – all solitary pursuits

>>69106162
Daniel 16:21

Leviticus 20:13

why do people like cs go? it's boring as fuck

>>69106162
>>69106191
>>69106235
Austin 3:16

Leviticus 20:16

>>69106191
1 Corinthians 6:9

>>69106235
>bringing a book about Jewish property laws into any discussion ever
lmao

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>>69106100
we even both live in the same town

very cozy

>>69106104
fuck yeah, and i blend it with a hand mixer cuz i can't stand when i get rotel bits stuck in my teeth

>>69106144
easiest is velveeta, that's the basic one

a block of velveeta, a can of mixed tomatoes and peppers (called rotel here), and i add a little water

add whatever spices you want, i like chili powder, chipotle, and a tiny bit of cumin

>>69105446
Says gaynada LMAO

finna get pizza hut
should I tip the delivery man?
why or why not?

>>69106277

Deuteronomy 23:17

Que opináis vosotros sobre los españoles?

>>69106271
I'll give you a 69

>>69106278
I can't stand Rotel

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>>69106298
You should give him the succ.

>>69106320
Spain's "Spanish" is so nasty. Ew!

>>69106298
>why or why not?
you have christmas leftovers to eat don't you anon?

>>69106335
I'm only allowed to succ my bf now.

>>69106325
rotel is optional if you spice it wel

>>69106344
t. chicano

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>>69106376
Is he cute?~

>>69106400
I was born in the US and have pretty white-ish yellow skin.

I'm whiter than you.

>>69106396
Yee

I usually buy a block of mozzarella when I'm making cheese dip and I just put peppers and shit in it

>>69106428

t. Pablo hernandez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI

>>69106428
I'm whiter than you

>>69106491
Prove it.
Post bellybutton.

>>69106525
and penis

>>69106525
N-no

>>69106407
He's adorable, inside and out~

what game should I buy /cum/?
i have 8 dollars worth of CLP

>>69106651

tomb raider 1

>>69106651
tetris

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fesh

>>69106491
Im whiter than all of you.

Blonde facial hair/hair and blue eyes.

>>69106631
I bet you're adorable too

>>69106729
>Germans
>white

>>69106729

t. Mehmet jeafssarri

>>69106729
>not having blonde eyes
Get a load of this nigger.

>>69106729
dye your hair brown
brown hair + blue eyes is god tier

santa gave me another gift buds

>>69106916
>>69106916
>>69106916

>>69106892
What was it?