/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

is /cum/ doing anything for new years?

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>>69088299

>>69088317
possibly some volunteer work, depending if I get approved in time

>>69088268
It says it only works on Android Firefox, but you can try it

http://tinyurl com/ppzranp
(add period where the space is)

>>69088317
You're mom lmao

I don't know. i'll probably be spending it here

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yen

>>69088317
gonna get shit faced on new years eve and fire a couple rounds into the sky

Janny is more homo than me for Canadian qts

>>69088317

goin to a basketball game, then maybe planning an all night poker night with my friends

>>69088317
Trying to decide between friends or my family.

>>69088330
>tfw can't fire my pistol into the air on midnight because I live in the city
FUCK

>>69088328
Thanks bro, I'll give it a shot

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>>69088337
what a fucking loser

>>69088344
its my favorite tradition
at least you can do some fireworks

>>69088364
I'll go watch the fireworks, I don't feel like buying them

>>69088373
another year of loneliness

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>>69088373
Nope, time to move on amigo.

>>69088388
>>69088384
noooo :(

>>69088317
I was supposed to go up skiing and have a steak dinner at the lodge with my bros like I do every year, but naaaaaaah, the bro who owns the cabin we stay at was like 'naaaaaaaaaaaaah fammm'

>>69088388
Hotto desu

>>69088430
that sucks thad

>>69088430
>the bro who owns the cabin we stay at was like 'naaaaaaaaaaaaah fammm'
why

>>69088379
>spent $120 on fireworks two 4th of julys ago
yeah its kind of expensive

>>69088441
I forgot to ask earlier, did your grandpa give you that AR-15?

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>>69088299
Aллo, who am I talking to?

>>69088458
no. the fucker just let me shoot it this morning
i think he's gonna leave me some of his guns when he dies though
only grand kid that shares the hobby with him

any you buds ordering something from amazon.ca tomorrow
KWAJ-XNFFYM-PURG4Z
10 bucks off i guess

>>69088475
That fucking sucks

>>69088439
>tfw no Malinche gf

Feels bad.

>>69088442
I couldn't get the whole story from him, but it has something to do with his family wanting to be alone this year.
It kinda came out of nowhere too, his and my families have been extremely close for almost 20 years now. I don't really mind that much though, just disappointed and now have no plans now

>>69088486
yeah, i may of had set my expectations too high on this one

>>69088502
Didn't mean to add the extra 'now' at the end there

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You bring pic related home in this outfit to meet your family.

"This is my gf"

How do they react?

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Goodnight /cum/

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>>69088612

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I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>69088612
im going to bed too
*hops into bed with you*

>>69088639
*snuggles up to you*
<3

>>69088631
bitch boy

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>step outside to get something from my car
>almost freezing with wind chill

>tfw you thought of a truly epic shitpost and were getting ready to post it but then forgot what it was

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>>69088662
>Can't open my door because of the snow
>Not that I'd want to walk outside in a blizzard with 60mph gusts

>>69088631
Me too

>>69088672
How many more times will it be posted before janny bans for avatarfagging?

I want to learn french

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>How many more times will it be posted before janny bans for avatarfagging?

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>I want to learn french

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>>69088714
>t. scared anon

>>69088658
that was rude and uncalled for. At least tell him it is imposible first.

whats wrong with learning french?

>>69088707
are quebec qts worth it?

>>69088772
If they are under 30 they will be able to speak English.

>>69088772
No, I have been to Quebec. Everyone is stuck up/stubborn and rude. bunch of pricks tbqh.

>>69088317
annihilating myself

>>69088792
then why learn french?

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even akiri acknowledges the great sport of Basedball

>>69088807
I like it, plus it's the official language and it's plastered everywhere with English too. Also no downside to knowing more than 1 language eh

i feel like shit coming again to this vietnamese site

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>>69088729

>>69088851
Was that game the last time CoD was relevant? Haven't heard people talk about it in ages.

>>69088864
normies played codblops zombies for a couple of the blops games

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christmas was so lovely.

I'm away from my computer for a few days so I have to use my phone and when I tried posting here it kept saying I was banned so I checked the actual website and it said I was banned for 3 days in August for violating rule 5 on a board I've never even visited. What is going on?
Also is there a way to get regional flags on a phone? It feels weird not seeing them

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>>69088876
y-yea

mum was so mad when she heard george michael died she immediately left our christmas party kek

using ubuntu lads windows 10 can suck my dick

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>>69088876

best ever

its funny because cum lol

>>69088911
>sick musician who hasn't been relevant in decades

Why do people get so upset?

>>69088925
seems old white women really really liked him

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>>69088937
>tfw my mom did too

Kek

>>69088937
really makes you think

I took that NY Times Dialect quiz and one of the questions was "Is 'cot' and 'caught' pronounced the exact same way?" Which for me they're said the same way

wtf? do people actually pronounce these 2 words differently? how do you pronounce them

>>69089004

the same

people who say it differently are just dumb

restarting my pc lads se y'all in a bit

>>69089004
Supposedly people who do not pronounce it differently can't hear the difference.

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>>69089023
For when you get back.

>>69089004
wisconsin here

i pronounce cot "caht" and caught "cought"

>>69089073
who is she

can't decide between Dragons Dogma and The Witcher 3

wonder if i can manage to fall asleep before 5am tonight haha

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>>69089141
Filename mein negro.

I was thinking about reading the bible, is it even worth it?

I grew up in a non religious family and I never really thought about it until now

>>69089181
Witcher 3 GOTY edition.
The expansions probably have more content and playtime alone than DD.

>>69089208
King James version is gold, rest are shit not worth paper it's written on.

>>69089181
Both

>>69089236
Are you a christian by chance?

>>69089073
Based leaf

>>69089004
Cot = kot
Caught = cawt

t. Illinois

>>69089247
No, thanks jesus.

>>69089208
He's right >>69089236, KJV is Western Canon which makes it worth reading.

>>69089208
read the new testament at least. also pray as you read it

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>>69089248

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>now is the time cum starts dying for the night
rip

>>69089308
>new testament
aka shitty sequel that ruined the original.

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>>69089345
F

>>69089315
>>69089356
muh dick

>>69089355
care to explain? what are the differences

>>69088609
Ask me if I was shitfaced or something and how soon am I planning to dump her.

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>>69089372

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hmmmmm

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>>69089345

RIP

>>69089413
US liberals went from:

>US elections are rigged, just look at blacks and 2000
>US elections are unriggable, Trump is threatening our democracy
>Russia is rigging the election
>Massive voter fraud is not possible Trump
>We DEMAND a recount in states because Trump cheated with massive fraud!

>>69089385
Old testament is Wrath of God, meteors raining from sky, cities burning, hell unleashed, people turned into sand, sex, drugs and blues.
New one is one bearded hippy talking shit.

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How was your Christmas /cum/?

Me...

Loney.
No tree, no family, no friends, no joy. Just made homemade stuffing and watched Die Hard.

>>69089561
With family but I wanted a fucking gf or at least a waifu.

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>>69089561

the exact same

except no christmas movie

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>>69089585
I never even got my gf either.

>>69089585
I wish you the best Pablo. Maybe Trump will make anime real.

>>69089603
I hope it gets better.

>>69089633
I heard about this hope anime becomes real mang.

who /aspie/ here

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>>69089654
>aspie

Ass burgers hasn't existed since 2013 anon.

http://www.parents.com/health/autism/what-happened-to-aspergers/

>>69089561
Lonely and depressive.
Like every year.

listening to young thug my niggas

>>69089703
Listen to a real nigga!
Nigga!
Listen to M&M.
Nigga!

>>69089769
kek

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Whats his name again

>>69089824
Dan Schneider

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>>69089769

>>69089824
Dan "if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me" Schneider

I am in love with A Russian artist I follow on instagram

>>69089919

I love Yulia too.

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We cracked a piñata on the 24th, got some candy

>>69089919
How cute

>>69089928
You're think of a different person

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>>69089769
Janny is a real cheeky ass lately.

>>69089949
I can't wait for tomorrow
I am going to buy a big pizza with the money I got for Christmas

>>69089947

Then tell me her Instagram so i can steal her from you.

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>>69089945
>toilet paper roll

Mexican home life both confuses and intrigues me.

>>69089966
No
You will not cuck my unrequited love

>>69088792
You're a fucking retard

>>69089958

How much did you get little buddy?

>>69089986
$20

>>69089982

I must know now.
I told you my love.
Now tell me yours.

>>69089967
I've been sick

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>>69089958
Does that mean what I think it does my volunteer custodial friend?

>>69090001

Wow thats a lot!
Don't spend it all at once!
You little rascal.

>>69090019
Oh you
I said pizza not calzone

>>69090025
I'll try not to

I got nuffin for Christmas u_u

At least I have you and my wife, lads

>>69089985
It's true. You're proving my point, frog

>>69090053

So do I.

>>69090004
No please leave my love alone

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>>69090053
>wife didn't buy you anything

Sounds like a cunt.

Québec > anglo c*nada

>>69090094
>hates America
>hates immigrants

You might have a point.

If you're not horny 24/7 don't call yourself a man

>>69090079

Come on buddy boy!
I just want to know.
I wont even think about her after.
I promise!

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>>69090112
Please no
My little heart would be crushed if anyone took her or bothered her

>>69090073
How do you feel about it?

I haven't been getting xmass gifts for years
>>69090081
Her love is more than enough

>>69090109
Being horny 24/7 is what makes a man A MAN

>>69090173
I am going to search Instagram for this girl now.
I promise when I find here I will look but then move on. I am a nice man.

>>69090109
Okay there, nigger.

Control your primal urges like a civilized man

>>69090188

I don't know how I feel about it.
As long as it's ok with both of you, i'll be fine.

>>69090213
it's true though

>>69090188
>Her love is more than enough

That's just some lazy "I control the pussy" shit. Did you get her anything?

>>69090213
I do
It doesn't stop me from being horny you dumb low test canadian

>>69090221
are we still talking about xmass gifts?

>>69090206
Please don't hurt her

Am I the only one who is in love with BajaChan?

>>69090243
No, your wife and /cum/ lads.

>>69090277
Serious question here: do you actually believe Baja is a girl?

>>69090277
Yes

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>>69090277
No :^)

>>69090253

Oh boy.
I'm going to be real nice to her lad.
Real nice.

>>69090295
Yes
Is she not a girl?

>>69090226
>Did you get her anything?
Sadly, no.
>>69090290
You're not funny.

>>69090315
It's a dude role playing as a girl

>>69090315
Do you have solid proof Baja is a girl?

>>69090313
What are you going to do with her?!?

>>69090356

Thats gay nigga.

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>>69090326
Well then I guess you are made for each other :^)

>>69090369
It sure is

>>69090362

I'm going to keep that to my self friend.
You keep loving her though.

>>69090356
What? Are you serious? I'm sure it's she's a girl
>>69090361
There is that image of her eyes she posted today

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Hmmmmmmmmm

>>69090382

That put a smile on my face and anger in my heart.

>>69090395
with a timestamp?

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>>69090401

>new yankee stadium

>>69090390
Don't
I have been I need love with her for the past 3 years honestly
I will confess my love to her before you

>>69090395
>I'm sure it's she's a girl
Well that's what a dude dressing up as a girl would want you to believe

>>69090421
>yankees

>>69090444

I dont like the yankees either

but I wouldnt turn down a visit to their old ballpark

>>69090419
No but it looked legit

>>69090437
Dude please don't do this to me

Why don't women play to real video games?

Why do women play to shitty "video games" like Candy Crush or the Sims?

>>69090426

Come now friend I wait for satisfaction.

>>69090455
I thought the tore that down

>>69090471

they did

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>>69090456
>Dude please don't do this to me

Have it your way

>>69090456
How long have you been in 4chan?

>>69090466
I don't know I have met girls who play lol but they were seriously ugly
Those """games""" you mentioned at each simply ways to kill time

Do French girls like video games?

>>69090468
Don't pressure me

>>69090466

the girl I have a crush on plays Runescape

Do you guys ever get nervous when cops are driving by your place of residence.

>>69090529
No, I am white.

>>69090491
Please tell me she's a girl
She is a girl right?

>>69090493
Almost a year now
I've been caught up with most of the history of this 4chan through other websites

>>69090529
No. I'm white in a primarily black neighborhood so they're a welcome sight

>>69090528

Traps are not real girls.
>>>/rs07g/

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>>69090528
so she has grade A autisim?

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Wake up, Kings and Queens.
A lot to learn today.

>>69090529
No, I'm brown.

>>69090548
>Almost a year now
a baby

>>69090564

no, she's actually a she, Ive actually met her

>>69090572

I hope not. She is kind of antisocial

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This needs to end.

>>69090548
>Almost a year now

You are the 1% of this site who will admit to newfaggotry.

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>>69090603
>female
>antisocial
yup its autisim

>>69090601
>>69090620
What is the importance of this?

>>69090519

I beseech you friend!
My time is short also my temper.

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It is sickening.
Celebrate Kwanzaa my brothers and sisters.

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>>69090603

>Real Girl

>>69090639
You are like a little baby

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>>69090629

no shutup, she's normal

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Hahaha

>>69090667
>that fucking man arm

I don't think I'll ever understand this trap meme.

I am back from other chans. Are you guys still having autstic fits?

>>69090529
What's there to fear? Jail? Fuck jail 2bh

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Hahahaha

>>69090706
>The other chans
AND IM AUTSTIC
HAHAHAHAAAAHAAHHAAHAAHA

Faggot.

>>69090601
>>69090670
Nevermind that
Is Baja a girl?

>>69090700
Literal shut ins who have given up on finding real females and have lowered the bar to dudes dressing up as girls and telling others "it's not gay."

They're failures in every application of the word

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>>69090676
Poor Placer
cant even get with an autistic chick

>>69090639
Take it from someone who has been in this shithole since 2009, never believe what you see unless there's a timestamp, and even then, there's the possibility of the chick working with the dude who's pretending to be a girl.

>>69090645
It's too late I have already won

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>Runescape

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>>69090750
There is no definitive proof either way but this is 4chinz.

I want to believe though.

>>69090750
As far as I'm concerned, no.

>>69090763
Don't do this to me dude. I'm serious I was going to ask for her email or something. Please don't be true

>>69090767

Yes?
Did you confess your love?
Did she have mutual feelings?
Did you both make plans to meet and be together till death do you part?

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>>69090750
LOL nope

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>>69090780

>/vg/ chats

>>69090819
>I was going to ask for her email or something.

Why would anyone willingly doxx themselves? You really are new.

>>69090830
Yes she did
She is flying over from Moscow tonight

>>69090841

Thats where all the normal people are.

>>69090819
I'm trying to help

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>>69090876

>>69090843
Well she's was going to give it to me
Also since I can't pm on this website how else would I be able to do it?

>>69090891
I'll find out when I see her again

>>69090859

Even so i shall seek her out.
I shall find her.
I will have her.
My friend it is you that has lost.
Lost your love.
Soon it shall be lost hope.
In the end, lost life.

Good bye my friend.
Maybe someday again we shall talk.
Maybe we shall meet.
Maybe I shall let you see your love.

>>69090919
What happens when you get ''her'' email?

You start chatting it up and then what?

''She'' marries you?

>>69090925
>>69090859

But alway know this friend.
You shall never have her.
You shall never hold her in your arms.
You shall never smell her scent.
You shall never be loved.

>>69090948
Who knows I thought we could be close friends

>>69090968

Fucking Loser!

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>>69091011
No bullying

>>69091018

Fuck You Cunt!
You are just as much as a loser as he is!
Little Bitch!

>>69091011
Dude what? I've seen people become friends on the internet
It happens on Reddit for example

>>69090968
>Who knows
Mister!
>I thought we could be close friends
The only close friends you are making in life are those who you can see in person

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>>69091059
*brings gun to school*

Disrespect
I dont like it
I dont like it at all

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>>69091061
>It happens on Reddit for example

This hook tho...

I once had a waifu in a RPG but I forgot the game, she was hot in real life.

>>69091061
Ok this is bait

>>69091061

You are a loser for not grabing her by the Pussy!
Wow lad you are a sad man.

Those pieces are mine btw

>>69091107
Define ''hot''

>>69091100
>>69091108
No I'm being honest
I've seen people on Reddit get married to each other
People there can pm unlike here
There's a difference

>>69091111
I don't get what you're saying

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>talking about a nice namefag in the early morning hours on an Indonesian poultry auction website

Livin' the dream buds.

>>69091083
>>69091111
You are high on something

>2:20

welp, time to go to bed

>>69091186
light
weight

>>69091178

WOW look at what we have here boys!
A FUCKING NARC!
Fuck you!
Hello my name is Pablo I don't like people that are on drugs!
HAHHAHA!
Fuck you!
I hate people that hate people you little fucking loser bitch!
I shit and I piss you don't see me angery about it! Fuck you!

>>69091164
Could you NOT mention r*ddit?

You sound no older than 17 btw

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Love love love

>>69091221
Chill the fuck out, retard

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>>69091221
>Hello my name is Pablo I don't like people that are on drugs!
That's where you are wrong, kiddo

I AM drugs!

>>69091245
Leave him

He's on something

>>69091224
I'm 20 and there's no point in continuing this conversation
I'll ask her myself tomorrow

>>69091245

Thank you Ivan. Oh thank you!
Your words spoken so eloquently.
Oh Ivan a thousand thanks.
Fuck you!
You are just a little bitch who does not know his ass from his cock!
So sit down and shut up you little drunk fuck!

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>>69091248
>negresses manage to be sassy in every situation

kek

>>69091280
>babbies first time getting fucked up and shitposting

You just seem schizo

>>69091271
Naive little twat

I like Canadians. They're like smaller versions of ourselves

>>69091271

Ya do that loser!
Also ask for me if she has a bf.
Since your such a fucking loser and all.

>>69090734
I get what you are saying but this really isnt a contest nor one that you want to brag about placing in.

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>>69091329
>smaller

We are bigger and you love it.

>>69091322

Oh here is Ivan again!
Ivan Just shut up.
I Loved it when you were behind a nice big wall.
Now go back and drink yourself to death you little fucking person. I hope you fuck drown in your own puke you drunk fucking Ivan.

>>69091138
thicc

It was a self deprecating fat joke, but geographic sodomy works as well

>>69091327
>>69091335
You guys can keep insulting me but in the end you will be alone

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>>69091395

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>>69091384
Say no more

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>>69091395

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>>69091384
mein negger
>>69091395
I'm married ñ_ñ

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>>69091390
We are all friends in /cum/.

>>69091453

Oh yes my snow brother we are all true friends here.
Love and peace to all in /cum/
May a thousand years of love cum on us.

>>69091416
>>69091437
Whatever in going to bed

>>69091438
Dude wtf then I'd figure you would understand

Where can I get food at this time of night?

>>69091497

Thats right you little fucking loser off to bed you go.
Maybe you will wake tomorrow with a pair of balls.

>>69091513

Mcdonalds.

>>69091497
I do, which is why I'm trying to help you.
Have a nice sleep.
>>69091513
Have you tried cooking something for yourself?

>>69091513
Gas station. Some burger kings are open 24 hrs

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>>69091550
I couldn't tell whether that was pure r*ddit autism or b8...

>55F in Culiacan
I'M FUCKING FREEZING

>>69091549
I'll consider it I might get some nugs>>69091550
>>69091550
I want street food desu
>>69091560
Bk sounds good too but i don't think in have 24hr ones

>>69091582
Not my fault he doesn't have food in his fridge

>>69091611
Then go out and get it

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>>69091590
That's comfy weather

Guys i'm really sleepy.
I wont to go to bed.
What do?

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>>69091582

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300

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Is the guy who posted this qt around?

I'm a sucker for this kind of girls

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We /dead/

>>69091818
>non-white cunt loves blondes

Happens every time tbqhwyfamalam.

>>69091824

ye ye

we ded

>>69091818
You're a sucker for white girls?

>>69091851
>blondes

Fake blondes

>>69091818

>Shit spray

No thanks.

>>69091824
It's 4 am, my dude
>>69091851
Yeah, you got a problem?

You need to distance yourself from those people

>>69091919

>>69091919

>>69091919

NUEVO
NEW
NOUVEAU

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>>69091818
Her account:
https://www.reddit.com/user/inthenameofkittens/submitted/
Archive of her photos (including a tiddy pic)

>>69091992
*forgot 2nd link
http://www.gwarchive.com/user/inthenameofkittens