/brit/

/balt/

wish someone would break down my door and shoot me in the head x

Miss the gf lads, want to fugg :(((

won't see her 'til the 30th

>>69088077
the gf is insecure about her small breasts

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the Yorkshire gf

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the gf

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i ate so much christmas dindins

literally ALL brits are bucn of cuckolds

quote if you agree

>>69088087
so she should be

women with less than a c cup are an abomination

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>>69088086
>tfw havent fugged in months
It wasnt even good

Last night wanted to porn for 6 hours straight and could barely get an erection because of the 2 grams of cocaone I toOK. Then God knows why I called some Romanian prostitute at 6 am on Christmas morning and she couldn't get me hard either. Was kind of humiliating but still she sucked my flaccid dick for about half an hour and we both took cocaine. It was so weird she spoke 0 English and had Google translate on her phone to talk a haha. Then i drove tp the csdh machinr to buy 1 more hoir to try to ovrrcome the ficking coke dick and some 45 year old crack whore wanked me off in a car park for a lift across town and a tenner. Was literally a virgin until today and had sexual contact with 2 people in one day. The crackaddict white I found even more hot because I was buzing tuts and get turned on by how fcked up shut is

>>69088125
wish hitler had won the war

oooh Mr Porter sale lads, having a peek ;^)

hey lads

>>69088112
Who is this qt?

>>69088136
M8 I've done cocaine and hookers I'm more of a man than anyone on /brit/ now

>>69088109
pls respond???

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>mfw mother pawned me off with a box of toffifee in my bag of crimbo prezzies
shan't be eating that

>>69088159
that doesn't make you a man it makes you a degenerate loser, dont tell anyone about this in real unless theyre council estate scum... you'll embarrass yourself

>>69088125
how is it possible to be this much of a degenerate?

gettings shot with a gun must be horrible but shot by a big black man's cock? lovely!

>>69088153
Black'd

>>69088125
hahahaha top night la

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If God exists, may he bless the archive.
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/mexican%20brit%20poster.jpg/

what to buy with this xmas money?

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>>69088125
Fucking epic la

BDL CREW IN LEEDS GIFT WRAPPING 99P BLEACH FOR THE SLAGS

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Nazism

>>69088212
>xmas
What's with porn obsession?

going to edge to porn to get my test up then hit the gym

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>>69088224
fuck off hun

>>69088171
>>69088172
Cocsine fuelled sex is the favourite pastime of so many rich fuckrrd for a reason. Your so fuvking horny it'd unbelievable and as long as u can actually get hard might need viagra I'd say it's one of the greatest experiences on earth

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335 EUR lads, whaddya reckon?

collar detaches so it's also a dank bomber.

>>69088234
Enjoy the blueballs

when packing is it easier to roll your clothes or fold

Why can I not find videos of Buzzcocks I remember viewing on J*wTube 2 years ago?
Is some party taking 'em down?
>>69088260
>335 EUR
>that jacket

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>british movie set in the early 1900s
>there are lots of black people because there werent enough white people to fill in the extra roles

>>69088262
i don't get blueballs

>>69088275
It is because things were well dirtier in the early 1900s so they were covered in soot

>>69088275
>because there werent enough white people to fill in the extra roles
That's not the reason. Britain was always multicultural.

Me? Well yes personally I do like the smell of my own farts.

>>69088258
Also I brought 2 gramsf cocaone and she racked it into two massive fuvking lines. Who the guvk does 1g lines just no wonder I couldn't get hard. Tried fingrring her and she had to move my hand so it was obvious I was a total newb. Liked the mildly musky puss smell tho. Said I could eat her out but I decided not yo

>>69088288
Are you a woman?

>>69088323
>Said I could eat her out but I decided not yo

yeah probs a good call ay hahahaha

Listening to some Mark E edits lads, oh baby.

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>>69088117
?

>>69088356
I just don't get how a nasty cracking white in her ro40s managed to get me gard but a literal 8/10 Romanian teenager couldnt

well

>get money/gift cards for Christmas
>immediately want to spend it on something I don't need

this consumerism thing has got me

>>69088393
You got mummylove.

>>69088393
I'm it's not anyone else's job to make ur dick work soz pal

>>69088269
Easier to fold, better to roll

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>the next ones from panjeet in hounslow

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Oo look, he gave himself a name.

why is system of a down edgy

Unironically got a book about the harm of consumerism for crimbo, parents must think i'm a hat man.

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>Unironically got a book about the harm of consumerism for crimbo, parents must think i'm a hat man.

>>69088451
maybe it's a hint that you should care more about the consequences of your actions

cheated with the gf online again

don't think I'd ever be able to bring myself to physically cheat on her with another girl, but I've wanked a lot to a few girls I've sexted with online

>>69088471
erm I asked for it.

>>69088474
is beating your meat to porn online considered cheating?

gonna kill you all since you didn't reply to me

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>im sorry buti cheated on you
>i had impure thoughts about another persons avatar on the internet

Last night wanted to porn for 6 hours straight and could barely get an erection because of the 2 grams of cocaone I toOK. Then God knows why I called some Romanian prostitute at 6 am on Christmas morning and she couldn't get me hard either. Was kind of humiliating but still she sucked my flaccid dick for about half an hour and we both took cocaine. It was so weird she spoke 0 English and had Google translate on her phone to talk a haha. Then i drove tp the csdh machinr to buy 1 more hoir to try to ovrrcome the ficking coke dick and some 45 year old crack whore wanked me off in a car park for a lift across town and a tenner. Was literally a virgin until today and had sexual contact with 2 people in one day

It's going to be amazing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b086khl3

>>69088519
>Charlie Brooker
into the bin it goes

I want a 100% white nation

>>69088498
>>69088512

by being intimate, sharing fantasies and lewd messages and images with another woman, that counts as cheating

ordered my pizza early because i was so fucking hungry

could eat a fucking horse

How do I hit the ground running for gf 2017?

>>69088542
Buy some new running shoes

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>by being intimate, sharing fantasies and lewd messages and images with another woman, that counts as cheating

>>69088542
hop out of a 20 storey window

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Stop posting images with text based on a recurring theme.

>>69088542
I've had my eye on one of those fitness trackers. Not that it automatically helps me get in shape, but I'm interested to see my heart rate while running.

>>69088519
>Reddit's annual review of the year ;))))))

yeah, you can keep that.

>>69088506
Sup potato man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mznv4ACjkzc

good night lads :)

>>69088536
screeching at u

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>>69088560
Stop using my image to promote things other than white nationalism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz8O3sUH7xc

what is this accent

watching the dr who christmas special
the doctor just ripped the piss out of the superhero for being a literal cuckold haha

also would quite like to have relations with one or both of the birds in charisma.com https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZdZJMb2-Lo

>>69088554
>"hit the ground running"
>running
did thy school give lessons in english comprehension?

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>you always be middle class

https://youtu.be/1R2sOr6vZqo

>>69088568
how did your christmas go

Going to SMASH a sandwich full of leftover turkey and trimmings for brekky lads

then off for a nice brisk walk in the cold

then have a few drinkies and eat roast fillet of beef w/ trimmings

>wanking to other girls while they finger themselves is ""cheating""

numales pls

>>69088597
how's it foing?

>>69088603
why don't I tell the mods you're using a proxy you fonner bastard

piss off, yet??

>>69088615
>SMASH a sandwich
well that won't do anything to satisfy thy hunger.
>>69088633
do it.

had the pengest white wine with lunch yesterday, go to buy it.

>£55/bottle

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>trimmings

>>69088625
sitting or lying in an hotel room with the notorious gf
having a good time
going to have a VERY good time in the next few hours if you catch my jetstream

>When an Australian tries to correct your use of the English language

um don't think so sweetie ;) x

>>69088608
seems like it would be very easy to join the mile high club in that suite

>>69088668
good post

>>69088667
no not really

>>69088675
fick uff u winkeey

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>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

>>69088686
fantastic post

>>69088690
is this steroids or photoshop?

>>69088690
The head's to big compared to the body
That usually means short stature

Alright.

>>69088680
im going to have sex with my gf
im going to stick my head up her arse

>>69088690
>that height compared to the door

lol

>>69088701
it's not photoshop, he could be natty considering he isn't that low of a body fat %. genetics

>>69088673
They didnt even check him, coulda brought coke and did rails in his cabin

gonna grab a can of Pepsi Max (Maximum Taste, No Sugar)

anyone want anything?

>>69088754
golden gaytime

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>>69088733
huh

>>69088754
cornetto

>>69088754
Diet Dr Pepper

>>69088754
a warm glass of milk

>>69088754
l&p

>>69088754
cornetto

>>69088117
what happened to that milk cow embryo

>>69088754
sweaty block of low quality imitation cheddar made from rat rilk.

>>69088125

I just want you to notice, because you are a fucking retard, that cocaine produces erectile dysfunction

http://www.strawpoll.me/11957315

http://www.strawpoll.me/11957315

http://www.strawpoll.me/11957315

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http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/67142135/#67144448

>>69088871
>using thailad's images
bit noncey

>>69088886
facken pears

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Fuck angland!

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>>69088889

>>69088832
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11957315

pics

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THAILAAAD

>>69088897
why did you make this

Thailad is a proper gimp lmao

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>>69088912

I am Gimp.

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>>69088886
hmm, just the way evil kot likes it.

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need a rachel gf

Why don't you cunts want me to wank?

>>69088921
It was a short lived gimmick, a lad from /brit/ went to tesco to buy a sandwich but couldn't find them. He was too autistic to ask someone where they were or to walk out without a purchase so he grabbed a bag of pears, took them home to eat, whilst providing pictures.

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>>69088897
post the wan wi' tash thou used in Hayd's rabbit–hole.

>>69088953
it's a sin

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>>69088978

>>69088978
haha

>>69088978
bit cringey on that third text but overall I see nothing wrong with this exchange

you gotta shoot your shot and be comfortable missing sometimes

>>69088957
lol

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>>69088980

freezing cold

tired of this meme storm

>>69089003
Thailad?

watching chaika again

http://www.strawpoll.me/11957348

http://www.strawpoll.me/11957348

http://www.strawpoll.me/11957348

>>69089003
is this thailad?

>3000 years between the defeat of sauron and the start of the war of the ring
>no technological advancement whatsoever

is middle earth run by niggers?

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>>69089022
>>69089038

>>69089039
desu I've never been able to understand the chronology of LOTR
Tolkein must've been a fucking autist to come up with such a needlessly complicated system

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doing a deep thought and consciousness

>>69089048
Wow, can I have your autograph!?

>>69089039
How much technological change was there between 7000BC and 4000BC?

Not much

>>69089094
the fact that there was change makes it infinitely more than middle earth

>>69089094
yeah but we were basically sophisticated apes back then whereas in the lotr universe it's like they're stuck perpetually in the high middle ages

>>69089081
wish I had a skinny, tall, beautiful, pale northern chinese gf

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>>69089048
>Le Walking Man's image whilst hunting for nude images

>>69089081
>oh, you're in deep meditation to better yourself and rid your mind materialistic cancer? Let me try and seduce you to stop you from achieving nirvana

Women are parasites

>grandparents been friends with another couple for over 50 years
>moved cross country together
>grandfather died, then my "uncle" (their friend), and just recently my grandmother passed
>my "aunt" is now the only one left, and just waiting for her turn
How the fuck can anyone live knowing that it's futile? Life is just over and that's it

>>69089018
>haven't felt cold all winter
>been going out wearing no t-shirt to feed the chickens and get water in
>only makes me a tad goosebumpy but overall fine
Summer is going to melt me lads

MUCH prefer winter

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>>69089091

I regret not fucking every single guy that messaged me on grindr when I visites London

>>69089109
There was advanced civilization around 7000BC though, hardly "apes"

>>69089115
bender

>>69089121
You're focusing too much on the destination, and not the 50 year journey.

We should get some bruises falling in love x

>>69089142
Made me think

>>69089124
I will cherish this forever

>>69089121
babbys first existential thoughts? you should have got over this by 15 at the latest

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>You're focusing too much on the destination, and not the 50 year journey.

>>69089133
>There was advanced civilization around 7000BC
not really though was there

>>69089155
>after the age of 15 life has new meaning
Why have I not found it yet
>>69089142
a journey that won't last

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on the bus

what 3rd world shithole are you in that you die at 50

>>69089121
think that's why middle aged people have the highest suicide rate of any age demographic desu

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>a journey that won't last

>>69089163
>new meaning
your brain should have developed enough to recognise that "meaning" isn't important

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNqFhyNeibs

>>69089159
Umm...sweetie....

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/22/asia/indigenous-australians-earths-oldest-civilization/

>>69089159
not him but yes there was, read some books instead of guessing.

>>69089179
then what is important?

>>69089183
doing a big think to this

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Too many American flags in this thread.

>>69089192
happiness

>>69089190
>abos
>a civilisation

>>69089191
>read some books
m8 everyone uses the internet these days, update your vernacular

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>>69089124
mmmm, very feminine. also, saved in my brit's folder.

>>69089176
amongst men its because of people going without their mid life crisis being treated, the brain cuts off all the crap left from your YA years and it hurts a lot. its like opposite of what happens 12-25 when the brain is growing but adds lots of unneeded crap "just in case". the interim period is the sorting out time.

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Imagine knowing you have a finite amount of time and experiences in your lifetime, and you waste it watching anime

>>69089190
wonder how utopic australia would be if the abos didn't rape the land

would have fedora'd the shit out of the past 20 posts if I had the time

In the end, it doesnt even matter.

charles edward stuart

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>>69089219

>>69089238
b-but i tried so hard, and g-got so far...

>>69089219
Imagine wasting it doing some kind of repetitive job for minimum monetary compensation.

Wew haha

>>69089220
Some other Aussie said they burn the land instead of using weapons to hunt

>>69089260
Imagine not finding a job you enjoy so you enjoy the work and have money to buy cool shit in your spare time
fuck off to venezuela

Cheer up your miserable twats.

>>69089220
i remember reading somewhere that the outback used to be a massive jungle but abos burned it down

probably bullshit though

boxing day sales theft: a success

wasnt to big but just personal stuff but it went well

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>>69089278
shan't

>>69089287
what'd you take

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>>69089287

>>69089283
>>69089265
we'll probably never hear an honest study of it cause muh noble savage

>wake up with horrendous hangover
>gf wants to do tequila shots

just FUCK off

i should've stayed an abnormie

>>69089323
getting smashed cures hangovers tho

>>69089323
Shut up you were always a normie

>>69089325
i know but just thinking about it is making my stomach flip

>>69089306
That's not what noble savage means lad

>>69089331
pussy

don't think there exists anything funnier than a dog trying to catch a fly 2bh

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>>69089336
like this?

>>69089297
tommy hilfiger button up, two ralph lauren tees, gant shorts, and two pairs of converse

ive really got enough clothes and i am not really too stoked on any of it but i needed to know if i could still do it

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>Singer George Michael has died at his home at the age of 53.

>>69089327
don't worry, there is hope for you

>>69089358
Wanna take a look inside my anus?

>>69089354
did they not have ink tags on them?

>>69089358
that'll be HIS last christmas ha ha

>>69089349
Cat cuck FUCK OFF

finna go jaded right now :(((((

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>tfw you will never have elegant British GF
why even live

>>69089358
now he can truly bekarma chameleon in heaven. rip :'(

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>>69089390

>>69089390
all georgians should be killed

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>>69089395
please stop posting my gf without permission

Time to make the sandwich

Confirmed:
>Turkey
>Stuffing
>Cranberry
>Gravy
>Bread Sauce

Potential:
>Ham (cut from a whole ham hehe)
>Roast Potato
>Brussel Sprouts

thoughts lads? Unfortunately no pigs in blankets left.

>>69089364
yeah but it was so busy we just beeped out then removed em with a hook key later

you can by hook heys or magnets depending on which type of buzzer they got to remove them in store(ideally a change room or something) and u can put like a shirt or something down your pants

or get a bread tin made of metal with a lid that'll seal it, put said bread tin in a shopping bag , like ideally one of those paper folded ones, put your clothes in that put the lid on and sneak out and -most- of the time it doesnt set off the buzzer

>>69089405
>Roast Potato
do it

>>69089405
fuck off murderer

This WAS the best night of the year

https://twitter.com/PlexLondon/status/796854568084770816

>>69089415
Scum, pure scum

>>69089405
>Ham
Haram lad, give it a pass

George Michael was a bender. Absolutely no sympathy for him

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>>69089401
Make me.

sat at the so-called christmas dinner last night and i was the only one at the table wielding my fork in my left hand

savages

>>69089426
Is this what chavs find interesting?

Hope rosie had a good Christmas. What do you think she'll buy from amazon

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>>69089396
You know, others have tried. It's not easy

>>69089448
>chavs

...no mate.

Me: freddy the pufferfish
Yanks: crawfish

https://youtu.be/PR8pUPWetko

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>tfw people in movies mock someone already taller than me for being short

>>69089448
Yes.

Never used to think about height, but the manlet memery on here has made me grateful for being 6'2.

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wonder what its like to be a really pretty male especially in high school

>>69089426
What the fuck is this hideous shit??

>>69089451
what is it with you transcaucasians always getting genocided?

>>69089457
but nearly every actor is 5'9 or shorter

>>69089504
only the ones who were child stars

apparently fame stunts your growth

Honestly if you're 5'8 or taller just get off 4chan you disgusting normpleb

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>>69089504
I was thinking of Tom Cruise

>>69089483
it's called techno sweetie

>>69089504
Like Huge Assman, or Ben Assfleck?

>>69089360
There's not because I ended up gay and all gays turned out to be disgusting sissy faggots

>>69089526
That's not techno.

Post stats

5'9
6.5 x 5
4 women
7/10 looks
6/10 personality

>>69089542
And 100% boring as fuck

>>69089530
>sweden
>"I ended up gay"

it checks out

>>69089541
false.

>>69089542
6'2
7x5.5
virgin
4/10 looks
2/10 personality

>>69089542
5'6.4
5.6 x 5.8
0 women
4/10 looks
nonexistent/10

plan on a quick drop and sudden stop at 30

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>>69089542
12 cm penis
171 cm tall
manlet

>>69089549
*slides you a pint glass*

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Absolutely fucking SMASHED family

>>69089564
You're right, it's not techno.

>>69089575
*thrusts it into your neck and watch you bleed out*

>>69089542
5'8
6 x ?
0 women
4/10 looks
5/10 personality

>>69089542
6'2
6.5 x ??
6 women
8/10 looks
6/10 personality

>>69089578
such a shame about her body

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>>69089591
You can't kill me, I'm already dead

*chases you*

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George Michael was a king of banter

>>69089578
Tits like FUCKING PANCAKES.

Wouldn't mind them with sum syrup, still tho

>>69089542
>6'2
>5.8
>0 women
>4/10 looks
>5/10 personality
subscribe

>>69089627
>6'2
>0 women
either you're too picky or extremely autistic

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>not "the bf edition"
m8...

;_;

>>69089641
or maybe you are just brainwashed by the internet to think that being 6'+ gets you girls if you are ugly and have a bad personality

>>69089663
ive seen it happen

Would rosy like my 8 incher or does she only like microwillies now

>>69089641
I'm an ugly lanklet and very autismal

>>69089701
absolute state of your life stalking an ugly whore on the internet
have a word with yourself

wtf is this cuck doctor who episode lads

Howling, all the aussies are virgems

>>69089726
I'd like to cuck you then stretch out your anus.

>>69089717
would

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>>69089542
5'10
7.5 x 5.5
0 women
8/10 looks
4/10 personality

>watching doctor who

grow up

>>69089732
congrats, you beat out people who use 4chan on a public holiday

>>69089736
My gf has begged me to let a guy suck my Dick desu

>>69089754
How about I pull your foreskin back and run my tongue really quickly around the underside of your bellend?

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>>69089764

>>69089767
>How about I pull your foreskin back
id like to see you try ;)

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>>69089732
:(

>>69089785
start using phimosis rings

Feel like I need to vomit. Don't particularly want to and doesn't seem imminent, but I can feel it sitting there like I'm about to

send help

Gonna jizz on my gf's tits later today, she enjoys it

>>69089791
the mind is ruining this face not the face itself

How do you pronounce mate ? m-ayyyy-t or "might" ?

>>69089754
YES, somebody said it. I always hated it since its revival.

>>69089812
are they perky and/or big?

>>69089821
>m-ayyyy-t
like that channel 2bh

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Watching Cinemassacre vids, still drunk from last night, good times

>>69089812
post link later

>>69089808
its pretty severe though i wouldn't have hope in anything but a jewing

>>69089825
No idea why so many adults watch it 2bh

>>69089831
Both, they're 34E

>>69089855
reddit.com

>>69089791
You look 16

Just shit into a condom and put it in the freezer.

Maybe next time my Gran tries stealing my food, she'll pick this up thinking it's a continental sausage and try cooking it.

>>69089863
im 21

>>69089859
>34E
cup sizes don't ever seem to be consistent, but how can Es be perky unless she was 15

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>>69089866

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>>69089883
>unless she was 15

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>posting your actual face on 4chan

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absolute state of my face
send help

>>69089883
Because she's tall, she's nearly 6ft and her tits are the perfect size for her frame

The Queen, George Michael, is Dead

Just popped a chub guys

>>69089916
try changing your diet

>>69089904
It's not a sekrit club anymore, you can post your face now..don't forget your name as well

>>69089943
doxxed

most GB girls blond hair?

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>>69089969