Canada USA Mexico
cumbeast edition
*beats cumbeast to death*
1. Male
2. American
3. English, French, Spanish
4. agnostic theist I guess. I think christianity is the best of all current religions
5. I prefer Republican over Democrat
6. Mosleyite fascism/Riveran falangism
7. Protectionist corporatism but I like a quasi free market that is subject to syndicates to ensure corruption is minimal
8. Isolationist
9. Oswald Mosely, José Antonio Primo de Rivera, António de Oliveira Salazar
>6. Mosleyite fascism/Riveran falangism
>7. Protectionist corporatism but I like a quasi free market that is subject to syndicates to ensure corruption is minimal
>8. Isolationist
>9. Oswald Mosely, José Antonio Primo de Rivera, António de Oliveira Salazar
>>69086082
>>69086033
1. pointless, we're all males
2. pointless, we have flags
3. Western Slav rape baby
4. Atheist. Religion is the opiate of the masses
5. Liberal because Tories and NDP are shit and the rest don't have a shot of winning
6. Technosocialist
7. Technosocialist
8. One planet, One people
9. None, they're all shit
BABY
A
B
Y
>>69086082
1. male
2. mexican
3. spaniard, yoreme
4. atheist, but culturally catholic.
5. pan in mexico, republicans in us
6. republic, democracy, federalism
7. laissez faire mostly, maybe food and healthcare for the poor and federal education (equal opportunities not results imo)
8. do not really care, isolation probably.
9. dont really now, dont really care, guess im obliged to say reagan
>>69086125
>>69086125
>>69086134
Cute!
>>69086120
Trudeau approved
>>69086125
>>69086144
t. Baby killer
I am going to have a French gf and there is nothing you can do to stop me
What are you guys drinking?
>>69086033
Male
American
Swedish, Lithuanian, Irish, +one unknown broken family
apatheist
Would like Greens+Libs. Generally vote against incumbents of any party
Mixed market capitalism
Soft power interventionism, a well military funded for practicality rather than by military weapon industry lobbyists
Uhm, I like Jill Stein as a person but she's a shit politician and says some stupid shit. Sanders is alright even if I don't agree with what he says. I like what Warren does in the senate regardless of the retarded focus people have on her Cherokee princess crap. Charlie Baker is decent, but I disagree with his policy positions and will vote against him
What's it like fucking an Asshole?
Does it feel better than a vagina?
Asking for a friend
>>69086177
t. Another baby killer.
>>69086144
I wrote your name on the star on top of my Christmas tree this year
>>69086188
The entrance is tight. The rest is meh.
>>69086082
Male
American
Thpanish
Catholic
Republican
True Conservatism™(gubmint can fuck off)
Libertarian with a few regulations
Non-interventionist
Jesus, God bless
>>69086188
you're telling me you never took a ride down hershey highway?
chicks love anal
>>69086180
Me too
>>69086206
You're kidding, right?
>>69086188
It's nice
>>69086082
1. Boi
2. Leaf
3. Terrone
4. Agnostic
5. Not sure honestly
6. Classic Liberal
7. Minimal Interventionism. Gov should fix market failure/monopolies when they occur, not attempt to prevent them
8. War is gay as hell and I want as little of it as possible. Immigrants are fine if we can take them
9. Niccolo Machiavelli
How i wish i was a xmas ornament right now so i could be hanging of a tree
>>69086212
my hero.
>>69086213
I never tried it even bothered to try
Always was afraid of getting a shit dick
>>69086054
this thing is gross wtf is this hideous beast?
>>69086189
you won this time...
>>69086213
>chicks love anal
t.virgin
>>69086186
>Libertarian with a few regulations
>>69086082
1. (´・ω・`)
2. Canadian
3. Ukrainian, Scottish
4. Atheist
5. Don't like any.
6./ 7. Conservative on some issues like immigration/ the economy, commie on others like healthcare.
8. We should become more self reliant and limit immigration.
9. Don't really like any.
>>69086245
meh. ive had clots of blood on my dick from period sex before
a little shit isnt a problem
>>69086260
a mirror.
>>69086082
1- male
2- mex
3- dunno, mestizo, I guess? perhaps White™
4- non practicing catholic
5- Pan
6- decentralized democratic republic
7- non protectionist noeliberalism
8- Non-interventionism
9-me
>>69086093
>Male
>American
>If i could put 'American' as an ethnicity I'd do it, but my heritage is German
>Protestant Christian
>Republican
>Alt-Right i guess, but that depends what you consider Alt-Right
>Free Market, but with protectionist tendencies. I'm no economic expert so I won't pretend my opinions on this hold weight
>America first, other westerners second, the rest last. Trying to force our Liberal ideology on the rest of the world, namely MENA, is stupid and a failure. I support Assad and Russia more than most.
>I of course like your standard list if right-wing presidents but I've had a respectful interest in non-Nazi fascists like Franco and Mosley. I wouldn't claim I'd like them to lead my country, but they said some valid things.
>>69086303
Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the Bò
>>69086333
ahh como chingo un borracho anoche.
>everybody make a blog post
>no one read or respond to them
i hate this shit.
>>69086082
Male
Canadian
Anglo
Atheist Catholic
NDP
Far-right neotraditionalist
no idea
It's our duty to protect the world from the Moslem hordes
Jack Layton, Richard Nixon
>>69086082
1. Male
2. American
3. German, Scottish, Swedish, English, Dutch, Greek, Cherokee, Chinese, Euromutt
4. Lutheran
5. Republican
6. Paleoconservatism
7. Nationalist protectionism/Capitalism
8. Interventionist when foreign interests are at stake, otherwise semi-isolationist
9. John Adams, Edmund Burke, Nige, Rand, Marine le Pen
>>69086353
Sounds like /cum/ in a nutshell
>>69086317
>Alt-Right
And what do you consider alt right?
What is there in South Dakota?
>>69086223
No, I'll post a picture tomorrow, don't have one handy right now
>>69086349
good lad
>>69086382
gay farmboys and sasquatch
>>69086382
boipucci
>>69086382
Everything in North Dakota but slightly warmer
>>69086366
You sound pretty interesting desu
What exactly is an Atheist-Catholic?
Tbh I think I know who has been steeling my garbage bin lid
I think I'm going to confront them politely
>>69086390
Oh, don't worry, that's ok.
>>69086414
It was a meme
>>69086420
and that was last we every heard of him
>tfw no qt jewish gf
>>69086435
GG me, kms
>>69086414
Probably raised by a "proud catholic family" that never went to church and never bothered with the church other than ccd/confirmation
*steals anons garbage bin lid*
heh heh heh
>>69086422
So are you still my gf?
>>69086441
kys
>>69086366
>Far-right neotraditionalist
Explain
>>69086022
Thanks man, I'm very grateful that the cat came back but I learned a lesson, I need to be more responsible and less of a retard
The cat coming back was enough of a present for me
Dubs name my next pokemon
>>69086414
>Expecting non-meme posts from 'Ronto
>>69086464
Himmler
>>69086446
I like the idea of being religious and the aesthetic of Catholicism but I know absolutely nothing about any of it
>>69086082
1. Male
2. USA
3. 1/2 French, 1/4 Prussian, 1/4 other, probably Anglo
4. Non-practicing Christian
5. Republican
6. MAGA
7. MAGA
8. MAGA
9. MAGA
>>69086464
AssBlaster
>>69086403
>>69086406
what?
please tell me more details.
>>69086409
yes?
i think both state is cold.
>>69086446
Or maybe like me, never been baptised but i went to an opus dei school and learn everything there is to learn about God.
DEUS VULT
>9 months with the gf
>still can't jam it in
>>69086477
Very good
>>69086464
Puppets
>>69086481
south dakotans are gay
>>69086469
That's the ugliest anime I have ever seen
>>69086485
what's it like being able to touch another person?
>>69086452
jewesses can be cute too
>>69086446
that's sort of my family, but my Moms Christian and like that. the rest of the family is technically Catholic, but only she pretends we're all religious.
>>69086477
Bimburr
>>69086502
Being with each other is fun. Having to constantly humor her through whatsapp isn't.
>>69086082
1. f
2. American
3. Hawaiian, Chinese, mulatto
4. Agnostic
5. Green party
6. anti-federalism, confederate, wouldn't have these views if I grew up in Hawaii though since they depend on the mainland
7. crytocurrencies, laissez-faire, people should learn to sustain themselves, not wait until the government helps out
8. Isolationist
9. Thoreau, Paine, Jefferson, Voltaire, Benjamin Franklin
>>69086524
Anon I have to ask, what is this name a play on. Because it's gonna be really creepy if it's what I think it is.
>>69086533
CALIFORNIA
A
L
I
>>69086530
>Having to constantly humor her through whatsapp isn't.
that doesn't sound so fun
put it in her bum
>>69086517
I'm not completely sold that's a chick
>>69086459
Cats can deal with the cold for awhile. My indoor good for nothing american short hair escaped in a 2012 blizzard and was gone for nearly 2 weeks. We tried human traps around the neighborhood but only caught her when we put in literally next to our front door.
>>69086543
I didn't feel like saying winrar so I was autistic instead.
What did you think it was?
>>69086545
h-how did you know?
>mulatto
>>69086576
pls be in norCal
>>69086054
Club America is s fucking nigger team
>>69086533
Pls be in the nations capital
>>69086576
Is that Moth man?
>>69086575
BillBurr
I'm listening to his podcast now so it was really weird
>>69086518
>Moms Christian
>Technically Catholic
Catholics are Christian...
>roleplaying
>ejaculate
>close the tab right then and there
Damaged
>>69086588
I rather not desu.
>>69086595
He's a comedian or something isn't he?
I think my brother's a fan of his
>>69086610
Sometimes I fuck off because I just get bored
>>69086616
>>69086238
Why do you say that?
>>69086621
Yes indeed
and your brother has good taste
NorCal is best Cal
>Socal
More like socool
I'm back from a 6 hour drive. Haha, time for work!
>>69086643
more like dirty rotten water thieves
>>69086382
The toppest of top-tier bp
>>69086550
It isn't fun. She gives me the succ but I still haven't put it in.
My life is waiting for /cum/ to update
>>69086643
This
>>69086652
*yawns obnoxiously*
Spent Christmas with my dog
We had fun desu, took him to the park, played fetch, baked treats, and we snuggled in my bed after I drank too much eggnog
Ended up throwing up and he licked up my puke
Dogs are bros
Just a daily reminder that you're all very cute!~ <3
>he's from nocal
More like NO, cal, amirite? What a loser. I bet he likes sucking dick too, huh.
>>69086679
same
its sad
>>69086600
nope, religions have been simplified by idiots over the past few decades
my fathers family are some type of slav catholic, while my mom is some generic Christian. My Fathers church refused to marry my mother to him in their church because she was in the wrong religion. he had to threaten to leave the church to get married to her.
got a new phone for christmas but now my parents expect me to do something with my life now
not worth it desu
>>69086714
fag
>>69086589
dont remember me
>>69086714
You're more than cute
>>69086714
God I fucking love Canadians.
>>69086661
try talking to her about it? 9 month relationship is a long time
Why does the thread always degrade into faggots posting
>>69086714
>>69086714
Baja isn't my gf anymore
I want to kill myself
>>69086714
fuck off
>>69086737
>>69086734
^.^
>>69086600
>C*tholics
>Christian
Top lmao
>>69086714
Thanks little anon
>>69086714
I want to shove my dick in your tight little boypussy.
>>69086640
this.
yosemite is fucking awesome
>>69086739
Lot of gay weebs here apperently
>>69086714
Just a daily reminder you should kys you fucking niggerfaggot
>>69086720
>>69086739
You tell me
Why did you start posting?
>>69086720
So which one is better?
NorCal or SoCal?
>>69086760
I don't watch anime
▄█ █▄█ ▄█▀ ▀█▀
>>69086754
N-no thank you, I'm reserved for Arkansas-chan~
>>69086714
>>69086761
>There are two types of Canucks in the world
>>69086769
MidCal.
>not enjoying the sweet stank of cow farts daily
>>69086739
on one hand i want them all to die
on the other, they've been nice to me
oh shit it's on
>>69086769
norcal
>>69086741
What happened, Burger-san?~
>>69086769
Baja Cal
>>69086786
I'm nice because you're nice
>>69086738
I have, but we always agree to waiting for some reason that only sounds good at that exact moment. At least she's a virgin so that helps me feel better.
>>69086777
Waste of trips but at least the homo didn't get it.
>>69086779
I'm from Virginia. Is that close enough?
>>69086750
Protestants don't even have a complete bible. They pick and choose their religion as they see fit. All non-protestant Christians have a better claim to Christianity than Protestants. If anything Orthodox churches are the only real thing.
>>69086769
NorCal nordoubt
>>69086788
Forgot pic lol
>>69086802
No! Arkansas-chan is waiting for me!~
>>69086805
>If anything Orthodox churches are the only real thing.
Delet yourself
>>69086794
>you're nice
i'll cut you
>>69086800
Thank you
>>69086769
Norcal. Objectively
>>69086785
FUCK that ranch. Jesus christ, its like a literal wall of cow shit
>>69086813
What about Washington? You like mountains?
>>69086813
Is your anime reaction folder like 10 images, tops?
>>69086814
He's right though
I'm unemployed due to a car accident, and I can't decide if I want to buy video games during the Steam sale or hold on to my money
>>69086811
mine evolved and can use the Snorlax z-move
he's my buddy
>>69086829
Mountains are cool.
But I can always go to BC for those~
>tfw 4chan weeb waifu waiting for me in Ontario
Feels good mang
>>69086818
I still like you
>>69086814
Flagellate yourself baptist faggot and learn a real religion
>>69086837
the steams ale is shit
just torrent your games
>>69086796
idk then
>>69086811
Nice gameboy, bro>>69086840
>>69084690
I say that about myself all the time
>>69086832
N-no, baka...
>>69086791
She is ignoring me
I don't know what I did
I wish someone would let me know
>>69086837
if you have no money don't spend it on games desu
>>69086824
>mfw every time I take a shuttle/train from SoCal to NoCal or back
The worst smell.
Honestly, I rather just take an airplane at this point.
>>69086837
Only buy games if you want to play MP
pirate the rest
>>69086835
He's objectively wrong though
>>69086845
Joke's on you negro, I'm Catholic
I fooled you
>>69086761
>>69086851
I have no idea how >>69086840 got quoted
>>69086861
>taking I-5 instead of the PCH
say hello to me
>>69086861
God she was so beautiful
>>69086837
Buy Dragons Dogma at least
>>69086878
Don't tell me what to do
>>69086878
hello how are you?
>>69086840
I'm sorry about the San Juans
>>69086878
Hello fake Baja
How was your Christmas?
>>69086866
>catholic
How does it feel being a heretic and a pedophile?
>>69086876
touché but I'm not the one driving shuttles or trains.
>>69086878
Hello there.
>>69086878
goodbye
>>69086082
>>69086120
>>69086127
>>69086186
>>69086212
>>69086234
>>69086301
>>69086311
>>69086317
>>69086366
>>69086369
>>69086475
>>69086533
I like how almost no one replied to each other except to fedorapost
>>69086883
thats exactly one of the games I was considering buy
I have about 600 bucks to my name, and a check of about 350 due Thursday. Fuck man, is the game worth the 12 bucks? I'm supposed to be saving up for a used car
>>69086898
take a greyhound, you fool
>>69086870
ayy
>PCH
>>69086896
How does it feel to know that you're objectively wrong and not a Christian?
>>69086903
I like how you responded with your in depth commentary
>he is never gonna dance again
>>69086907
Yeah
Who needs cars anyway? Motorism is for rural dorks
>>69086903
1. r00d
2. That convo is ded meem, you're behind the times old man
>>69086913
>he smirked smugly, as he waited in traffic on the 405
>>69086903
People replied to me because I lies about being a girl lol
At least it sparked up discussion about the division between norCal and bestCal.
>he has to enter a captcha before posting
lol cucks
>>69086900
You always post this image. Does it look like you in RL or something?
>>69086878
hola
>>PCH
>>69086916
Me neither
>he gave gook moot his shekels
2 pokemons what a faf lmao
>>69086895
>fake Baja
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
>>69086922
>paying for gookmoot's Filipino hookers
I think we know who the real cuck is
>>69086922
>Chatham-Kunt bought a pass
Rest in peace /cum/, we sorta hardly knew ye
>>69086910
>>69086452
>>69086936
I'm sorry
How was your Christmas, """"real"""" Baja?
broke my ankle and my doctor prescribed me hydromorphone
for what reason? Ya it fuckin hurts but shit you couldn't give me a bunch of t3's instead
>>69086935
Oh fug they fight in 3d now. Is that new?
>>69086934
>>69086939
It was gifted to me from a friend.
>>69086921
I too believe Baja California is the best California
>>69086946
No, not at all
lads im addicted to witcher 3, the only thing i do when im not playing is think about it.
pls help.
>>69086959
Oh. I never played past 3rd gen.
>>69086960
It's medieval GTA t b h
>>69086935
why name the growlithe iggy?
>>69086953
Rate them then:
Norcal
Socal
Baja Cal
Baja Cal Sur
>I too believe Baja California is the best California
>>69086970
Acceptable choice
>>69086975
Norcal
Socal
Baja Cal
Baja Cal Sur
>>69086974
Jojo
>>69086970
I didn't go past 2, I just got a friend who's into it.
>>69086971
>medieval GTA
wait rly?!
>>69086975
NorCal >>>>>>>>>>> SoCal > Baja California = Baja Sur >>>>> Central California
>>69086979
We can all agree Southern California is by far the worst
>>69086975
Bajachan
NorCal
Baja Sur
SoCal
Baja
can Trump save the D?
>>69086994
Kinda
>>69086903
who wants a detailed response to your autism? it's generally painful
>>69086999
definitely
testing to see if the extra flags script works
>>69087001
Sure
>>69086944
pretty good and mostly /comfy/ desu
I want to fug a qt Canuck
anyone have that pic with the dude who cucked his girfriend as revenge with her sister and her mom?
>>69087015
>More Terio anons
TAKEOVER
Time to rename it /cumo/
>>69087020
H-Hello...~
>>69086916
>tfw he actually woke me up before he went went
>We can all agree Southern California is by far the worst
>>69087020
post smile
>>69086999
Yes
>>69086975
1. Baja California Sur
2. Baja California
3. Far Northern California
4. Socal -LA
5. Norcal cities + valley
I wonder how it feels for Californians that Christmas ends at 12am eastern.
>why yes, I live in Southern California
>>69087027
>>69087031
NO GAYS
>>69087030
>pic
chinamen in factories must see some weird shit
fug i can only get Dragons Dogma or The Witcher 3 and idk which
>>69087037
If it wasn't clear by their exclusion, shut off LAs water and let them die, raze the city and never rebuild
BajaChan if you don't like me anymore please let me know
Please don't leave me in suspense
Guys I hope you had a nice Christmas and that all your wishes came true, and if not, who cares. we can't have it all, but we always have /int/.
>>69087051
i'm not, both in terms of homosexuality and happiness.
>>69086992
forgot about the dog, he was the most forgettable characters in that series
>>69087027
>qt Canuck
you only have half of the qualifications
>>69087018
That's great f am
>>69087051
GAY = OKAY
>Why yes I live in FUCKING PLACER
>>69087058
Dragon's Dogma has fun gameplay and a few bits where the villians dialog is interesting, but the story is garbage.
I feel so bloated from Christmas dinner but at the same time I just want to eat more.
>>69087064
Thank you Chile
>>69087077
smoke weed
>>69087058
DD for wicked combat
Witcher 3 for really good open world
>>69087077
C H A T H A M
H
A
T
H
A
M
>>69087061
I like you, anon.
Half of the posters in this thread live in Ontario
>forgot about the dog, he was the most forgettable characters in that series
>>69087058
Dragon's Dogma
>>69087064
thanks dude, have a happy new year
>>69087064
hope your holiday went well too.
We can all agree that the midwest is fucking gay
>>69087088
Yer goddamn right
>>69087085
>Norfolk County
Literally who
>>69087064
I hope you had a good christmas too, chile
>>69087070
>not living in the comfiest county in the state
>>69086945
I hurt my ankle few days ago too
We /anklebrothers/
>>69087084
>>69087076
>>69087090
is the combat in Witcher 3 bad? Are you able to build relationships with other characters in either of them? Witcher 3 looks like theres a lot of cutscenes and dialog, but the actual gameplay looks rather bland
>>69087088
Pretty much.
>>69087097
and boring af
>>69087066
r00d
>>69087027
Hey there, you ain't Arkansas's are ya?
>>69087107
You can romance literally ANYONE in Dragons Dogma. Tread carefully, you don't want to see his masterworks.
>>69087104
N-not right now, Arkansas-senpai~
>I may be encountering /cum/ buds in my everyday life
Weird thought.
>>69087113
>Hey there, you ain't Arkansas's are ya?
He is
>>69087116
rood
>>69087101
rude! we are ontario's garden motherfucker
tobacco town
>>69087120
Is that a flower?
>>69087117
Until I see another fag from the big O I doubt it.
>>69087119
GG, rip me
>>69087113
I belong to Arkansas-chan, if that's what you're asking~
>>69087120
Stop copying us. I'm from around Norfolk, Virginia.
>>69087115
Really? does it actually have an effect besides just triggering a little cutscene? I'd expect Witcher 3 to be the one with shit that deep since people seem to rave over it so much
>>69087086
Thank you <3
>>69087117
I have never been to Newmarket
>>69087089
there is a reason iggy is always the visitor in the /cum/ pictures
Jesus, we're nearly as fast as /brit/ at this point
>>69087135
You can join if you want to
why are canadians such homos
>>69087152
Gay is the way desu
>>69087152
It's just that guy from Chatham
>>69087149
New
>>69087149
Noveau
>>69087149
Nuevo
>>69087129
Yeah, I think it's a dogwood flower
>>69087137
It's the name of the county, nothing was copied hehe
>>69087082
You're welcome anon
>>69087094
The same to you perrín
>>69087096
It was. My parents invited me today for lunch because they had left overs from yesterday's dinner with my sister and her husband and their fancy friends, and I even managed to get a pack of three sport socks as a present from them. It was a good weekend.
>>69087142
Dialogue changes and certain can move into your home and shit. Witcher 3 has deep relationships but they're dialogue choice based. It's basically like a drama you play.
>>69087152
it has something to do with their water supply
never understood sex in video games. its always cringey as fuck
>>69087152
Proudly straight as an arrow.
>>69087148
We'd be faster if we never replied to each other too.
>>69087146
There is nothing here.
Also I'm (one of) the other Toronto anon(s) desu. I just changed my flag for fun because I'm at my parents' house
>>69087152
only one guys is. I rarely seen many canadians going super gay. Now americans on the other hand.
>>69087181
ah yes, the hot cofee mod.
>>69087190
I think we are the only two Torontoians using the flag in /cum/ currently
>>69087206
and mass effect, and strippers in gta, and hookers in gta, and the witcher
>>69087115
>>69087142
the romance system also doesn't make any sense
hehe
>>69087232
sex sales. but I dont see the point in it. Really you can use those wasted scenes and pixels for other shit. But it can be tasteful.
>>69086372
right-wing that wouldn't vote for Jeb Bush basically
a Republican that openly rejects everything about Political Correctness and isn't there to get your vote by talking about how much of a good Christian he is and how he'll lower your taxes.
new
>>69087278
>>69087278
>>69087278
>>69087278
>>69087211
I can never tell for sure.
I may end up keeping my flag set to York Region after I go back, because it maybe gets confusing sometimes when both of us are in a thread, and I kind of enjoy being a pseudo namefag.
>>69086082
>penis
Murican
>english french irish german and 1/1726 okochomioquotocois
jesus
>I registered lolbertarian but mostly vote republican since lolbertarians don't really exist in my county (and they get cucked by the other two I guess)
Lolbertarian mostly
>what's that scale called when taxes reach an ideal percentage? Because that, but with 100% transparent with no chinese globalist propoganda. I think it's okay to tax the """rich""" as long as it's no more than 5% greater than """muh middle class""", I call it 95% (still a low-ish A) flat tax. Sales taxes are cool. Muh free market. Muh block grants.
I don't mind invading neighboring countries -- especially parts that are proAmerican, or countries that prevent us from effortlessly driving to Alaska mostly non-stop -- but if it ain't broke don't fix it. Mostly tread lightly and carry a firestick.
>George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, maybe Trump, John McAfee
>>69086333
A choo moomoo a choo moomoo a choo moomoo a choo moomoo a choo moomoo moo moomoomoo moo moo
>>69086450
*yells at you for using it as a sled at 3:00am*
Haven't stopped drinking since I got laid off lads
>>69086082
male
american
scottish, english, jewish, greek
agnostic but i think other people should be religious
independent
republican or constitutional monarchy leaning more towards the right/aristocracy
as free as it can get without frequent crashes + labor laws
imperialist
alcibiades, augustus, diocletian