/brit/

Fuck off Yank

>>69084716
Fuck off yank.

don't suppose you could fuck off, could you?

fuck off yank

>>69084743
>>69084743
>>69084743
>>69084743

NON-YANK EDITION

how was your christmas

lovely montage laddie, you make that?

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D͎͔̖̪̺̙̂O̧̯̖̤̘̳̱̝̐͗̈ͩͧ̓͜ ͉̰͕ͯ̄ͭ̀̃͟N̘̣̣͇̮̳͙̼ͧ̄ͩͣ̅́̈́̚O̓̓̀̿̀͐҉̘̭͙̙̱͍͉̫T̳̺̮̦̯͈̥̉͢ͅ ̷̢̯̣̆ͣ͆̽ͪL̙̤̤͇ͫ̍̀̾̍̾͜ͅI̘̣̘̳̺ͤ̓S͈̱͓ͪ̄͂̓̃T͓̥͖̰̹̗̾̄̅E̴̡ͫͭ̒̽ͫͩ͏͈̗̗͙̦̭͍N̟̤͚͔̰̔̇̃̃ͦ ̙̰̄ͭ̍͠͡T̮ͣ̏̊ͩ͗͗Ò̷̟̻̳̻͉̯͌ͪͨ̐͢ ̯̤̣͙͙̲͎͋͐͒͠͞T̰͙̜͖̆̏̊H̷̤̱͙̩̩̓̕E͖͍͇̯̹̺̫̊͋̓̐͠ ̟̭͓̬͈̦̮̳͐̌͂̊͒̚M̗͖̲̟̠ͮ̇ͣͫ͠͝Ą̸̙̙͍͎̺̥̊Ḭ̢̗̮̮̉ͦ̍N̟̣͖̳̹̙̱͉ͣ̃̾ͤ͛͌̀ͯS͕̣͎̰͙̘̪̙̄ͭ͛̽ͪ͆Ť̵͈͓̲̯͂͗ͯ͆̏̍͟Ȑ̶͙̮̤̒̃͐̍̀́͞E̢̠̳̫͖̟̰͈̅̓͌͑͗̽̏A̢̠̱̯̖͕͖̎̄͗͊ͭ̾ͨ̓̓M͇̺̦̤̘͔̫͇̀̃́ ̸̰̤͉̞̹̲͓̺ͯͮ́̾ͤ̉̈́̓M̡͕̟̟̦͔͉͓̦ͣ̉ͩE̥͍͇̞ͬͦ̀͞D͇̹̙̮̺̱̆̒͝ͅI̵͍͍͓̳̎̏͊̈́Ḁ̻͈̠̯̱ͣ̃ͣ͐͊͂̌R̸̺̠͈̀̔ͬ̅̍͛̐́͜

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>christmas day
>family shite out of the way
>have a sack of weed and spending the night on /brit/ to look forward too

>>69084716
Good edition, nice one Yank.

>>69084773

legal bud next year bud

immortality is wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6UAYGxiRwU

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there

The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap

When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash

After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear

Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name

“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder

Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be

But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored

So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

Except the janitor

@69084754
Implying I want a fucking Aussie edition instead, you fucking JF piece of shit

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we're in here lads xx

always save the finishing pull of my wank for a british girl 2bh

>>69084773
does weed give you hangovers? considering taking it up instead of drinking desu

why are aussies scared of building 2 story buildings

surely you'd be safer from the wildlife trying to kill you higher up

A communications disruption can mean only one thing.

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>>69084716
>be British women
>be ugly as fuck

>>69084773
its 10 and my family wont go to bed already so I can drink

>being Australian
fucking grim

>>69084814
sick of seeing people fuck this up. the guy who made the image is the one on the right so technically this should say "now canada is my best friend"

>>69084824
What's this? The hottest new /tv/ gimmick? Its fucking shit just like every other piece of shit they produce!

my life is shit and i want it to change but i dont know how

wish there was a program or camp for young men to be sent to so that they can turn their lives around

>be kyrgyzstani
>get horsed

>>69084828
>be american women
>have brown skin
>have brown eyes
>have black hair
Ah, yes.

Diversity....

>>69084773
An entire sack? DUDE you're going to be so HIGH!

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>>69084828
t.

>>69084823
we're too lazy for stairs

australians?
more like bungalow blokes haha

>being a y*nk

howling that they've had 95 months of a nigger president and still have one more to go.

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yes yes, well done poundbury, very well done
HOWEVER

>>69084856

it's called moving to australia and taking up a trade

>>69084816
No it doesn't. Honestly if you're doing some psychoactive drug to forget how shitty your life is nothing beats good ole mj

>>69084856
I turned my life around once but then I fucked it up again and now it's done in properly 2bh

I don't think anyone, even Chuck, expected Poundbury to be have the sort of character and soul of already established towns in England. It's something that occurs over time.

What it does though is counter the problem with shitty new build estates with endless bland houses that all look the same and are built on the cheap on the edge of shithole towns.

>>69084833

fuck off alcoholic

>>69084816

made me feel a bit groggy in the morning when i was a weed addict, it worsened the quality of my sleep as well.

>>69084854
U U
U U

>>69084878
Making me do a think

>>69084823
i live in a 2 story

Got a degree in women's studies, AMA about them.

>>69084880
nothing would change

i'm not worried about finances or anything else

i just mean day to day life, friends, a girlfriend and that you know

british architecture is a cancer that must be stopped immediately

>>69084901
are you a billionaire

well lads

hope you had a merry Christmas

>>69084916
this is true of everything built after 1945

>>69084878
what the fuck is this

We're all moving to aus next year lads

and we're going to design and build a planned community there

/brit/bury

>>69084912
What's my gender? If you guess wrong I'll report you to the SPLC

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>when i was a weed addict

>>69084918
no, it's quite a modest home (might be billionare by british standards). I think it's actually an even split between two story and one story homes here. I will admit that newer developments tend to prefer one story but the block sizes are fairly big.

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there is literally nothing wrong with british architecture

you twats have no taste

>>69084878
Cryogenic storage facility springs to mind.

Probably watching too much sci-fi

>>69084928
No one wants Pajeets there. Stay the fuck where you are, cunt.

>>69084920
Racist

>>69084895
>>69084833
my mistake for putting fucking Gladiator on
there was fucking nothing else on tv but now they all wont go to bed until its finished

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>>69084858
>most American are brown
>most British women have blue or green eyes
>Diversity
>literally getting over run with muds

>>69084862
>implying Jose isn't my best friend
>implying I wouldn't let him fuck my wife well I jerk off

>>69084924
1920*

>>69084927
Some building in London that everyone wanks over and is even listed

>>69084928
no cagers allowed

http://www.maoritelevision.com/tv/shows/spongebob-tarau-porowha

don't enable the nonce

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im starting a building design course next month

>>69084934
Girl (male)

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> maoritelevision

cannot wait to see one single canadian invest his life savings worth 3 (three) freddos to move to australia thinking anyone will join him

>>69084878
I like cyberpunk looking buildings

Its amazing how America manages to remain aesthetic despite their entire country being the equivalent of Milton Keynes

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>>69084853
The shirt that's sponsored by ROVER.
about 2001-2003 (I think).
(no cheating by looking at imagessearch.)
>>69084912
how's it feel to waste so much time, effort en money on feminists' propaganda?

>>69084878
reminds me of fallout 4 buildings

>>69084986
he can stay with me haha

imagine the banter

can and aus

>>69084992
its not aesthetic you mong

some nicely taken pictures of roads in california do not mean that the entire country is a disgusting strip mall

>>69084986

you're coming too

we'll need someone to make the cheese

>>69084979

pretty sure (((they))) only allow engineers to design buildings my dude

>>69084892
I agree its a noble effort but I don't think it will ever reach those dreams

>>69084993
>how's it feel to earn 350k starting
Feels great.

>>69085010
no i just design the exterior but i work with architects and draftsmen

>>69084993
>The shirt that's sponsored by ROVER.
>about 2001-2003
are you on about a villa shirt?
don't think it is that one

*enables the nonce*

I am The Nonce.

Caruso St John's approach to conservation is irreverent yet sensitive and achieves a clever solution that expresses a poetic juxtaposition of old and new

*disables the nonce*

It really disappoints me how ugly Britain is, such a beautiful country gone to waste in a space of 70 years

History

His Story

A bit sexist

Look up Ben Law's house

THAT is proper architecture

need a wee but dont want to wake anyone up

wat do

>>69085049
ehh
it's been ugly for centuries
especially victorian times

>>69085055
Woah

>>69084985
as the natives and still a large demographic in new zealand, they should have a right to maintain some semblance of their culture before the imperialist white devil came and ruined the place

abos can fuck off though

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>the last 2 generations have been absolutely irrelevant and without purpose

>>69085026

ah okay

don't acknowledge or engage with it

>>69085061
stick willy out the window

>>69085009
won't be moving anywhere snakes can crawl up my bum just like that

>>69085061
Don't flush

America was created by philosophy, Britain by history.

>>69085064
It really hasn't

Every village, town and city looked great

>>69085015
Because you're a stupid, clueless Pajeet, who hates the idea of it succeeding.

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>>69085064
fuck you

>>69085049
Britain has always been a bit "ugly" in the traditional sense

but it has a cosy atmosphere that many other places in Europe lack

London looks like shit from the air but feels far more "liveable" than Paris

accordia>poundbury desu

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>>69085075

>>69085076
not entirely true

gen x invented grunge and we may well have to fight in world war 3 yet

>Prince
>David Bowie
>George Michael

80's BTFO

>>69084937
the idea is that you own all the land around as well, plus the floor is raised well above eye level

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British architects should be hanged

>>69085105
ah yes a hipster brutalist art commune

>>69084716
>my pic
good lad

>>69085124
what if someone sneaks onto your property just to catch a cheeky glimpse of you having a wank?

Howling

https://youtu.be/vMguPp3sJaM

>>69085124
>all the land
you are aware this is in zeeland which is like 30m2

>>69085127
at least they're doing something other than member berry architecture mashed together as some old mans vanity project

>>69085132
oh wait there's a crafty xmas edit over the selfie with the 4 gals

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>>69085105
I agree
very comfy and its not pretending to be something it isn't

business idea: open a grocery store in sweden on the norwegian border

>>69085143
>americans STILL don't have electric kettles

entire country should be nuked

just done a big old christmas poo

>>69085028
yeah, Villa. The stripey V-neck looked like it to me.

>>69085156
literally nothing wrong with it, meanwhile these vomit boxes look like an even uglier version of a newbuild site

>>69085147
the Dutch can just dredge up more land
>>69085141
you can wank in the underground portion, that above ground part is just one room

>>69085156
An Poundbury is doing something too, you docile cunt.

>>69085132
>my pic
which one are you x

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*surreptitiously sharts in your mart*

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I CAN'T SEE the brits who built the modern world BBC Four’s doc. film ONLINE.

>>69085182
Pretty sure the stripey one was sponsored by LDV 2000 FA cup final

>>69085161
fucking hell do we just have a massive copy paste button in northwestern europe now
all the new built houses follow the same memey architecture

>it's New Years Eve in Australia right now

Fucking hell

Reading The Charisma Myth lads

>>69085206
made me think

>>69085208
you're irish

>the poonited sharts of arsemerica

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Leafs btfo

>>69085223
Is it about Leafs?

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>>69085081
My window is big but it only the top bit opens, only way I can piss out of it is by climbing up and hanging out of it with one hand and aiming my cock outward with the other, also it's just started pissing it down.

>>69085090
*slowly opens door*
CREEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKK
*tiptoes to the bathroom*
creak, creak, BANG, creak

it's like that

>>69085208
good video that

haven't even opened my presents

>>69085237

could be, i'm only a page into it

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>>69085206
>I hate accordia
just plebe things

>>69085226
will the poo.s.a. ever recover?

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Russia suffered the most 2bh

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>all these new videos on youtube about hot girls explaining why they aren't feminists

how can it possibly be worth 350 thou (initially),
what value do they add? I sense embellishment.

Did people in the 70s look at newly built 70s office blocks and think, yeah that looks lovely

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Why don't they just build 30s/40s/50s style semi detached houses like pic related?

They're not terrible looking and some of them even have good bay windows

>>69085242
the classic neet piss bottle

if you keep your dick in it all the time, you don't even have to stop posting to have a wee

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>this leaf that has just found out what accordia is and now thinks it's the best thing ever

>>69085273
the 70s was the worst decade in human history

>>69085284
Is it soundproof though?

>>69085281
Those look fucking awful
Scourge, cancer of Britain

I feel sorry for tourists who visit Britain and see shit like this

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*flips your flap*

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if Jesus wants me to be happy he can make pic related my gf

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>>69085236
the maple syrup in the glass bottles shaped like a leaf are overpriced and for dumb tourists

this is legit maple syrup

bit funny how even poor people in rural bumfuck alabama have high speed fiber optic internet

>>69085297
Eyes of a 50 year old divorcee

>>69085294
>implying tourist go the areas where these houses are

You daft bastard

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>>69085294
some of them look alright I think

better than terraces at least

>>69085297
his name was ryan

drinking me das port

business idea: become an architect, move to britain and build shitloads of australian style houses

>>69085303
it doesn't cost much to rip up the ground there because there's fucking nothing

watching stuart little

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>>69085273
probably

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https://is.4chan.org/gif/1482722573866.webm

>>69085317
Literally can not do that because of the population density

>>69085317
please do

>>69085236
Delete this

>>69085210
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=aston+villa+home+shirt+2002&biw=1024&bih=476&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj08-vA9JDRAhXMFsAKHSveAZIQ_AUIBigB

http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/English_Football_League/FA_Cup_Finals/2000-2010.html

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>>69085295
appreciate anime, even if you're a gay

Italy is easily the most aesthetic country in the world

They look like they're still stuck in 1600 but with decent roads

>>69085302
There was tinned ones too iirc, just not in front of the "product from UK" thingy

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>anime

>>69085324
how has your christmas been thailad
?

got a boner that wont just quit

>>69085325
I was going to say that humans are a bit weird but you could probably observe animals doing this too

>>69085325
Post Bailey webms

>>69085325
I'm not into pissing but good man for using B.J.
, got me excited inside.

>>69085328
i'll modify them to have 2 or even 3 storeys because i know you stair wankers love your fucking stairs

i like brutterscotch

>>69085352
good except I burnt my finger on the oven :(

Captcha: cobbydale Garda

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new house boys

I'm not watching porn anymore.

>>69085313
Enjoy your blackeye lad

>>69085328
how about we have less people then?

this country is one of the most densely populated in the world

could do with a lot less people I think

>>69085372
what were you cooking??

why did the irish destroy a statue of nelson

what did he do to them

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>>69085372

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>>69085343
ah yes italia
don't pay "tax" and your house gets shot up

Rate my New years resolutions:

>lift
>eat healthier
>attend all my morning classes
>study more
>have more sex
>post on 4chan less

>>69085397
Chicken
>>69085401
wat

unironically have curtains in my bedroom, black ones

>>69085388
MUH PENSIONS

>>69085406
new year
new ME
:)

Eat my dick cheese, lads.

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a fucking stick

>>69085404
fuck i forget to replace it with my memey filename

>>69085398
Fenian shittery, he was an imperial icon.
>>69085410
well, you brought up the captchapuzzle.

laughing at the utter state of british housing rn

Christ its nearly 11
family needs to go to bed right now

its worse because I have to sleep on an air mattress in the tv room so I can't relax until they leave

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>>69085388
AUSTRALIAN
POINT
STYLE
SYSTEM

>>69085428
imagine sticking the pointy end in your ballback and working yourself all the way down

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so-called white supremacist

>>69085433
at least you lot haven't destroyed the various monuments to wellington yet

Although I wouldn't put it past you chaps

>>69085428
almost as big as mine

>>69085325
fucking howling at this

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In fact, if you only count the countries that aren't cities states/non-countries, the UK is the 14th most densely populated country in the world, second in Europe

crazy

>>69085435
my house is older than your country mate

>>69085440
Go jack off in the toilet

New Yea Resolution: read more books

>>69085449
I.R.A./I.R.B. ≠ the Irish Free State → Republic

LEARN
THE
DIFFERENCE

>>69085478
neeeerd

>>69085428
What city is that?

>>69085478
read more non-fiction books last year and felt good 2bh

>>69085466
if you cut out the top 52 then the uk is actually first, so crazh

>>69085474
post apocalyptic minneapolis?
South Africa?

*reverse googles it*

oh it's russia or georgia?

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>tfw too intelligent to read books

>>69085467
thanks for proving my point aha

>>69085466
>belgium

screaming

>>69085456
girls are so rude

>>69084946
Bull Ring is a nice fucking building. Huge inside also.


>>69085428
Most Irish couldn't give a flying fuck about this thing. Looks like the end of a syringe. Still better than that fucking column.

>>69085501
like the rest of your culture, your buildings are soulless and interchangeable
little boxes on a hillside

>>69085474
Why is this never seen in the U.K.? i.e. bridges between high–rises.

>>69085487
dublin

they blew up a statue and replaced it with a long stick

>>69085526
Why?

>still better than that fucking column

Utterly despise Ireland 2bh

>>69085488
Any particular book you enjoyed reading?

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The town i grew up in was comfier in the 40s.

>tfw no more trams

at least the trains still run

>>69085525
scared of heights

>>69085525
imagine?
you'd have wogs and chavs squatting on them all day, harassing people coming across like highwaymen

>>69084716
Who's the qt in the top left corner

>>69085525
what's the point
who needs to go between two buildings

>>69085526
>>69085537

to remind Dubs of their terrible problem with skank.

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>>69085525
err sweetie

>>69085537
because the hero the statue commemorated was English and the Irish are a bitter, resentful people

>>69085551
street cars were a mistake

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>>69085524
>mfw we have the lowest population density in the world
thats alright honey keep saying that your tiny cramped flat is superior haha xo

Might ask the sister to look at my hardon and offers some critique

Or accidentally drop my towel in front of her

>>69085551
I miss the tram meme
they are comfy in Toronto

>>69085359
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1482723608620.webm

>>69085570
How could you have an opinion this bad

>>69085565
usually over busy roads/ to train stations etc.

>>69085563
Jenna Coleman

I can see you don't visit /cum/ often

>>69085545
history of the english speaking peoples by winston churchill

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need to do a swim here

>>69085541
Ironically, I actually like visiting England...

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>>69085563
my gf

>>69085571
mongolia's pop density is actually lower honey x

>>69085571
2500sqft mate

Not a fan of infinite pools.

Developers stick one on top of their condo and each unit is instantly worth 50k more.

shat 5 times, arseholes tender

send help

>>69085566
>>69085569
Haha silly potatoes

>>69085571
>>69085611
haha oh shit i'm wrong it's 4000

>>69085599
need to do a watch cars go in circles for hours from there

eating the christmas roast lads

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>>69085602
I thought Jenna had pancake tits

Shocked desu

to become less of a degenerate i've committed to doing bodyweight exercises every time i get high

>>69085567
yes, very commonly seen (!)

>>69085583
Has Bailey ever been fucked on cam?

>>69085608
>5 people per yurt
haha dont bloody think so
>>69085611
>>69085625
6800 here :^-)

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>£650 a night minimum

yeah nah

>>69085602
Back when she had plump tits.

>>69085641
yeah but it's in australia

>>69085632
>dark hair
>dark eyes
eww nonwhites /out/

>>69085662
>blackpool
celtic genes

>>69085583
>that sudden look of realisation that cum is about to happen
hawt

If you're aussie but don't live in the inner suburbs of either sydney or melbourne you're a runt that shouldn't be talking about architecture or homes

everything else in australia are either brit tier flats or disgusting yank single floor ranches

just did the first post-christmas poo

jesus

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>>69085644
100 quid a night

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>>69085681
Shut the fuck up you boring, boring sack of shit.

>>69085694
is everything okay?

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>>69085632
only because she's so thin
she just needs to pork up a little
>tfw you will never force feed Jenna

also bras work magic

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>i watched some manga porn, my man had like 15 penises cuz i was so gassed cuz
what did he mean by this?

>>69085621
towns' and civic planners,
no high–rises but
>"AAaaa shur, why na plant a big shtik in de midl an' cawl it “D'Shpyre”."
jackasses, urban sprawl like a motherfucker.

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hmm

*sniffs the air*
ahhhh

yes

very impressive

>>69085696
THAILAD!

I'm going to grow a mustache, I shall bring it back into fashion via sheer force of will.

>>69085697
t. mad he doesn't live in a federation style house

>>69085697
no bully

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>>69085712

>>69085700
yes

my body is happy that the rancid, toxic waste is no longer inside it

>>69085716
>moustaches aren't in fashion in his cunt

Howling

>>69085732
very good

>>69085702
holy shiiiit, NEED a thicc bimbo Jenna gf

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got a phobia of deep water so I can only swim in water I can stand up in haha

im a manlet too haha

>>69085718
>defending leafs

I'm guessing you're a paki

>>69085748
Its always pakis and other non-whites

The resident yank who's always banging on about Canadians is latino

>>69085745
i'm 6'5 and built like a brick shithouse

just saying

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>>69085745
a shot of carrot juice may help

>>69085770
>The resident yank who's always banging on about Canadians
That's everyone besides leafs

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>>69085702
I don't think that's her

She's flat

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TTTTTTHHHHHHHAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLAAADDD

5'7" and built like cara delevigne

>>69085770
same reason wogs here get so up in arms about how much they hate Americans/Quebec and act as if its a good red blooded Canadian thing to sincerely despise them as opposed to largely friendly bickering/bullying

>>69085789
everything looks dirty but it has a good, productive feel to it

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>>69085794

>>69085792
she's not
she's just really thin
she used to be a bit thicker

>>69085737
>moustaches ARE in fashion in his cunt due to the massive brown population
screaming

One street
Two corner shops

One owned by an Irishman the other by a Paki

Which one would you go to?

>inb4 "neither m8 will go to tesco"

>>69085789
what HAPPENED?

this looks so comfy

on a sidenote it sort of reminds me of those US gulf state cities in the 40s with their jazz clubs and comfy streets like from a streetcar named desire

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THAILAAAAAAD

did you do anything for christmas?

>>69085789
Weird how pre 90's London feels more real than modern London

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Damn, i just realised most brits never experience what its like to spend the summer on a giant lake...

I remember at my sailing camp there were some posh brits that went to public school and played polo that went to our camp because they had family in toronto and montreal

Really, Canada is like taking the british people and dropping them in Russia. We all have our dacha and its fucking great.

>>69085819
Did the presents and Christmas din dins, oh and watched the queen's speech.

Looked fat in the christmas photos lads :(

>>69085789

my fave part is the lack of brown people

>>69085789
Pre-WW2 London had the same population as it does today.

BUT.

It was still over 90% white.

>>69085792
It is. Go look sat her from the Emmerdale years

>>69085814
>brown people have cucked Australians out of growing moustaches

Creasing

Slipped into a semi alcoholic benzo coma around 3 and missed a whole day of /brit/posting what did I miss?

>>69085843
canadians will never know what it's like to spend the summer at blackpool beach

>>69085833
modern London is simulacrum

>>69085853
Rorke

>>69085816
Paki, because muh pennyscrimping.
Irish over-price, see 2002 conversion.

>>69085860
It's been christmas for 4 hours lad, Merry crimbo!

>>69085860

we've all found God now.

You missed your chance.

>>69085854
probably over 98% white